5:14 “The goddess has abandoned me. Now there is no hope…” And so, Link cast himself from the highest sky island in all of Hyrule. After 100 years of suffering, 100 years of endless battle, this would be his escape from the madness. But Link’s fate was not as it seemed. Hylia had other plans…
The fact Nintendo basically put Goatse into their game is hilarious. I mean it's not really even only a little bit, it has two arms coming around the front with what could be interpreted as hands pretty easily. Then the door way doesn't just appear or open from the bottom, no, it has a central crack that appears and gets pulled open until it's gaping.
@@sebastianphilipsen6684 Its one of the classic old shock images from years ago. Picture of a Man holding open his brown eye very wide right at the camera.
@@Chaoszwaihander3434 I think breath of the wild will always be remembered as better because of the novelty of it and tears of the kingdom will always have a bit of an asterisk for being so similar to it's prequel
botw's world was very tightly designed around exploring it and climbing around at ground level. totk consists entirely of flyhacking over the map at max speed so you can get to the real gameplay: gathering thousands of collectibles from identical caves, copy/pasted sky islands, and a gray copy of the overworld.
@@Tuxfanturnip I mean if you just choose not to "skyhack" and instead experiment with what you create based on fun rather than robotic efficiency it makes the game a lot more enjoyable. I purposefully avoid using the infamous fan bike and try to build based on what resources I have rather than hoarding stuff so I can build an entire mechazord on the fly and it's made my experience much better, personally.
@@mamie8734 I didn't even like botw that much, but totk manages to strip away the exploration aspects that were actually enjoyable and unique and replace them with rocket shields, clearing dozens of identical mining camps for enough zonaite to build interesting vehicles, and driving through pitch darkness toward a distant yellow light for the 50th time to reveal shrine locations without even looking for them.
god this video was so painful to watch. **i don't mean this in a bad way, i like totk and am not a very curious (??) gamer so watching joe be joe is frustrating to the point of hilarity????
@@mgb360 I love botw, even the "bad things" people complain about and I really could bring myself to like this game, even though I really really wanted to. Whatever magic botw had is not present in this one. I even went back to BOTW because I thought my brain changed or something, but I ended up doing a full playthrough and enjoying it very much
@@JohnDeerest the thing that killed it for me was the building system. "fly over it" was the solution to an ungodly number of problems. Most tragically, it completely killed what BotW did best, which was the climbing and exploration. Zipping over a mountain doesn't have anywhere near the same magic as gradually finding rest points and working your way to the top to see what you can see. Especially when it's a mountain I already climbed in the last game.
So glad he played botw again
@@mischief0427 +2
@@mischief0427 I really enjoy the mods he has on as well
@@sony_mdr7506True Colors!
avirisi really making the video 11037 in length, actual madlad
Finally finished part 2 over a year later...
If you want to skip to the second stream, go to 31:26.
Now with 50% less salt!
damn a retinas and a avarisi in the same day
I'm feasting and joe ain even streamin 😭
Didn't know Retinas did highlights. Thanks for locking in my UA-camr schedule even further
5:14 “The goddess has abandoned me. Now there is no hope…”
And so, Link cast himself from the highest sky island in all of Hyrule. After 100 years of suffering, 100 years of endless battle, this would be his escape from the madness. But Link’s fate was not as it seemed. Hylia had other plans…
I, uh, I don’t think Joe understands physics lol
**makes it worse**
"Why is it worse???? 😮"
Because he’s dangling keys in front of children for money, it’s funnier if he doesn’t try to solve anything seriously
@@thundergunner4284 not everybody has to tho
I literally started watching part 1 last night. Thanks!
He really reacts like a youtuber
Goatsie was the funniest part once it hit him
The fact Nintendo basically put Goatse into their game is hilarious.
I mean it's not really even only a little bit, it has two arms coming around the front with what could be interpreted as hands pretty easily. Then the door way doesn't just appear or open from the bottom, no, it has a central crack that appears and gets pulled open until it's gaping.
YES IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS
His problem with fuse is that he expected Kirby 64
I'm actually shocked no one pointed out the length of the video
"What did you think was going to happen?" the stream
joe “playing games as intended” anderson
holy shit its link zelbor
how is he struggling so hard with elementaryy fucking physics wtf????
As they say... 'Just as Nintended'.
>grabbed by hands
>doesn't mash to escape
@@VinceMouse wait you can do that?
@@livrax5827 Yeah, mashing gets you out of the grab faster.
I would much rather they had made an original IP featuring the Ultrahand rather than having it feature prominently in an action/adventure series
this is how I felt about BotW in general
No
man i miss joe so much
11:42 Bro was the one getting cooked all along
my weeb in the chat is gold
4:19
I did the same thing!!!
I just created an insanely long bridge and I beought it everywhere and beat thw tutoriap with it
my dream is to have a Zelda game with a combat system as good as Twilight Princess. A man can dream
Twilight Princess’s combat is just the same exact shit as OoT
i would assume the legend of zelda twilight princess does pretty good for that dream
oh my god it is goatse chat is unwell
Duuuuuuude supercut when? I think this is where it was born?
I don't know what goatse is, and I don't think I have it in me to look it up...
It's always good to stretch your knowledge.
always good to expand your horizons
@@sebastianphilipsen6684 Its one of the classic old shock images from years ago. Picture of a Man holding open his brown eye very wide right at the camera.
@@supremebuffalo6322 don't listen to this guy, it's a picture of a really cute goat and you're missing out if you don't see it
it’s always good to broaden your limits
10:07 stick tuah
52:30
WTF, I could never flurry rush them. It always fucking failed. Even aftee trying and dying over and over again.
whats that lil guy called at 0:27
@@Tr_Fast kobolb
One of the best games of all time as long as you pretend breath of the wild doesn’t exist while you play it.
Breath of the wild was one of the best games of all time if you ignored that they were gonna release a better one in some years
@@Chaoszwaihander3434 I think breath of the wild will always be remembered as better because of the novelty of it and tears of the kingdom will always have a bit of an asterisk for being so similar to it's prequel
Huh, according to my youtube recap im in the top 2% of avarisi viewers watching 7x more than the adverage. Gotta love joe
instant cannibal
browsing the comments... how do yall prefer botw over totk?? are you people CRAZY?
botw's world was very tightly designed around exploring it and climbing around at ground level. totk consists entirely of flyhacking over the map at max speed so you can get to the real gameplay: gathering thousands of collectibles from identical caves, copy/pasted sky islands, and a gray copy of the overworld.
@ unless I didn’t use “flyhacks”, in which case it was just BotW but I had more fun.
@ ah yes.. as opposed to the handful of repetitive solutions to shrines and collectibles in BotW, a massive yet desolate map that feels lifeless
@@Tuxfanturnip I mean if you just choose not to "skyhack" and instead experiment with what you create based on fun rather than robotic efficiency it makes the game a lot more enjoyable. I purposefully avoid using the infamous fan bike and try to build based on what resources I have rather than hoarding stuff so I can build an entire mechazord on the fly and it's made my experience much better, personally.
@@mamie8734 I didn't even like botw that much, but totk manages to strip away the exploration aspects that were actually enjoyable and unique and replace them with rocket shields, clearing dozens of identical mining camps for enough zonaite to build interesting vehicles, and driving through pitch darkness toward a distant yellow light for the 50th time to reveal shrine locations without even looking for them.
Joe and physics cant go well together
i googled it.
started off strong with the goatse comment
god this video was so painful to watch. **i don't mean this in a bad way, i like totk and am not a very curious (??) gamer so watching joe be joe is frustrating to the point of hilarity????
It's sad he hated it at last.
I think it was deserved. He liked it a lot longer than I did.
@@mgb360 I love botw, even the "bad things" people complain about and I really could bring myself to like this game, even though I really really wanted to. Whatever magic botw had is not present in this one. I even went back to BOTW because I thought my brain changed or something, but I ended up doing a full playthrough and enjoying it very much
@@JohnDeerest the thing that killed it for me was the building system. "fly over it" was the solution to an ungodly number of problems. Most tragically, it completely killed what BotW did best, which was the climbing and exploration. Zipping over a mountain doesn't have anywhere near the same magic as gradually finding rest points and working your way to the top to see what you can see. Especially when it's a mountain I already climbed in the last game.
I was really looking forward to watching him play this game. Was quite bummed when he quit after 2 streams.
@@mgb360 pull a Ronnie Mcnutt on yourself
35 seconds ago, no wiews
avarisi fell off hard
You mfs just crazy as hell.