If I had a food replicator, I would totally use it for sandwiches.... No seriously. I would probably make the exact same sandwich with potato chips, and a Cherry Coke. Or root beer. Or Dr. Pepper.
Starfleet officer - "This is a replicator. It can make any food you desire from the various alien cultures in federation space, from klingon gact, to Romulan ale. Whatever you could wish for." Me - "Cool. Cheetos and orange Fanta please."
@@difficultbastard I would ask for something to know how good it was at its job, and then start going down the entire menu of all alien food just to taste it, one different meal every day.
This scene struck me as so cool back then. Here you have Wesley and Captain Picard having a real dialogue and enjoying lunch together. I think that's when I really warmed up to the show.
rollerblading geek Wesley was not afraid of Picard anymore and started to view him as a father figure. Wesley even mentioned this in his last episode as a series regular
this guy can deliver the most awkward lines ever thought up in showbizz, and make them masterpieces.....the only guy that outranks a number one, and bosses him around too!
I cant believe picard was held down by three guys and penetrated. Well At least he got one of them down in a devious jointlock before one of his chums drew his ''weapon'' and impaled him through the back, but as picard said "curious sensation really, not much pain''
@Ucallit 71 I am sorry, but what i haνe just experienced is.. many accusations, and surprisingly no proof to back them up. Is he a drunk? Seνeral times he was caught being intoxicated, indeed. But then again, the greatest majority of celebrities, and artists in general, are under the influence of substances or alcohol, not constantly, of course, but quite often. Nine Hells, eνe my faνorite actor, Antony Hopkins, was an alcoholic! Does that make the wicked?! Of course not, no matter how much some people insist upon that. Is he toxic? How one reaches that conclusion, if they do not personally know someone?
@Ucallit 71 Again, being addicted to substances is not, and it neνer will be, a sign of a man's or a woman's quality. George Carlin was both an alcoholic and a drug addict. But he was also kind, decent, modest, goodhearted and worthy of respect. And hating the publicity in neither a good or a bad characteristic. Losing your anonymity and haνιng countless yahoos chasing you eνery day, causing you problems and grief is a nightmare. Now. Is he weird? All true artists are. Actually, from my experience, artists are eccentric, peculiar, and bizarre. But psychotic? Why? Asshole? Again, why? He neνer sought fame. He desired art. Sir Alec Guinness despised fame. People worshiping him as a god. All true artists do not desire popularity, but perfecting their art.
Tens of thousands of courses programmed in the replicator and Picard eats a white bread sandwich with coffee? What the hell?? I would have been, "Would you care for another filet mingon, Wesley?"
It really only appears casual. Sometimes, a response to recalling a traumatic event is the stereotypical "THEY'RE IN THE TREES!" thing. Other times, its just breaking down in tears (like we saw in Family) or lashing out in anger (like we saw in First Contact). Still other times, its disconnected-ness.
You people talk so much shit sometimes, its obvious, none of you fans of Star Trek or don't care, this ep is called Samaritan Snare Season 2 ep 17,and this ep is basically first beginning of Wesley and Picard being close to each other getting to know this scene was made this way to show the relationship also that Wesley is going for exams and Picard was en route as well to Starbase 515 as well that's basicallly part of this ep,for story wise
i love this ep, because Wesley is really there to look out for the captain , also what Picard tells Wesley is still one of the legendary stories he always talks about, and also relives the act again
Well if it'll make anything you want, why not a sandwich? Some days i want a good steak, some days spaghetti, and some days a simple BLT on white bread. :-)
The seeming confusion points to our "not yet realized" , not yet experienced hypothetical future...What would YOU do if any food, any material thing, any experience (in a holo-deck), whatever you desire...is instantly available to you? Would you eat yourself to death?, fill up spaces with things you perceive as valuable?....an interesting thought for sure, how would we all react? We see many examples of this with hyper-rich individuals & their bizarre behaviour & acquisitions...many unable to shake off millennia of particular instincts.
He seems to think of his nephew Rene as his substitute son more than Wes. Though maybe he feels some guilt since he's the one who left Jack Crusher to die.
Even though it contradicts Picard's story here? They weren't giving the Nausicans a wide berth in that episode, far from it, and Picard wasn't the instigator, his friend was (even before oldster JL tried to save his heart).
“A trio of Norsicans came in. I then offered them a sandwich. Seductively. Shortly afterwards I put them each in a joint lock. Over and over and over..... shit I need to change my underwear.”
@Celinancc1701 At the time, they were playing with the idea that the Klingons had joined. You can also see a federation symbol on the Klingon display during the episode where Riker is on an exchange program to a Klingon ship (presumably an exchange program between Federation members).
@adiostraitorobama The Klingons having joined the Federation was dropped after the first few seasons. There are a few small references to it before then, like this one.
@BobbyTubes Regarding the release of waste, I think we all use a wide dispersal setting from time to time! :-) And I don't fear the Trek knowledge, but I sure do respect it!
the rest of the ep is Riker and Laforge battling wits against a group of humanoid type aliens called "Pakled" who are kinda(a parody of Austistic, and baby behavior) and thinks they force the Enterprise to repair their ship, *for anyone who really cared to know about this ep* -.- and someone had to at least explain this, and no i did not seach this up to explain, this is one of my fav eps from TNG-.-
Friday night on the town for Picard: hit the clubs, get some space shots, insult some aliens, get into a fist fight, get stabbed in the heart, get patched up, and then sleep off the vicoden and booze
Picard invented the term LOL and that fact is noticed by no one. Nausican: I just stabbed you in the heart Picard: LOL That's epic, this episode was great!
I learnt a very hard and very painful lesson that day. Although, like I said, it wasn't actually that painful, it was more of a giddy warmth. So really it was actually more of a giddily warming lesson than a hard and painful one, but you get the point Wesley. I certainly did! Bwah hah!
As a young teen I always thought Wesley was the gay one. There was always something very awkward about him when around Picard, and I think Picard knew deep down about Wesley which is why he too is awkward. I dont think Picard is gay, just freaked a little bit.
"Lunch with Patrick Stewart" Now there's a talk show I wouldn't miss for the world. A perfect British lunch: Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery and someone else I got stuck at the tip of my tongue. Kind of an exclusive club to get onto no doubt.
ive heard that a lot of fans want jj to do the same origin story style film with tng if this one is successful. i think a new trilogy of tos movies is inevitable, and after that the producers will be too exhausted and wont wanna tackle tng, but im sure someone else will get the idea. i just hope its not an idiot
@darlordthecynic I agree with you...The story was so engrossingly told by Picard that I quite believed that the whole accident had actually happened to a young galactic star field officer. Then I remembered it's only 2011. =.=" Forever alone.. (P.S. Never quite got the gross gay undertones either. )
Yes, in the future, not much in sandwich technology has changed. Basic design remains the same. In this case an advanced diagonal cut was chosen. Looks like egg sandwich. I wonder if they actually used a replicator for the sandwich? I mean it's so simple to make.
I have absolutely no f***ing idea what you are talking about when you say "seductive". The man's eating a sandwich, for heaven's sake! Nothing special about that! I have to say, though, that I had totally forgotten what an absolutely outstanding actor Patrick Steward is.
@3:20: "I had this one Norsigan down in this... somewhat devious jointlock... when, unbeknownst to me, one of his chums drew his weapon and impaled me through the back. Curious sensation actually. Not much pain. Shock, certainly... a certain giddy warmth..." lol
No, that episode you're talking about is after Wesley ditches that grey uniform for a Starfleet one. But this scene is neat, I never knew there was an episode before Tapestry that set it up. I just thought it was a random piece of Picard's history brought up out of nowhere.
@spcyamada808 Yes but I'm sure they didn't keep those shuttle crafts fully stocked with the groceries required to make something that simple. All the ingredients would have been replicated anyway so why not just replicate the samich?
Did you spot the continuity error? As Picard throws the napkin to Wesley, you can see Picards' sandwich has a bite taken out of it. In the very next shot, the sandwich is whole again.... I reckon Q must have had something to do with it....
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Oh, good. They still have sandwiches in the future.
lol
Who made them though? I don't see Beverly anywhere!
@@brandongateman8240 Boring.
Oh hi Jupiter
Of ****COURSE**** they do! Centuries come and go, but sandwiches are forever, man!!!
Picard isn't married,he's
_ENGAGED_
Ha!
Haaaahaaaahaaaa! U win.
Grace Wright Get out.
Lay in a course for Betrothal (maximum warp)
OMG ROF LMFAO
If I had a food replicator, I would totally use it for sandwiches.... No seriously. I would probably make the exact same sandwich with potato chips, and a Cherry Coke. Or root beer. Or Dr. Pepper.
Starfleet officer - "This is a replicator. It can make any food you desire from the various alien cultures in federation space, from klingon gact, to Romulan ale. Whatever you could wish for."
Me - "Cool. Cheetos and orange Fanta please."
@@difficultbastard I'd ask for sushi
A White Castle Crave Crate for me. I’ll assume that in the future they can cure high cholesterol, high blood pressure and even melt fat away.
@@difficultbastard I would ask for something to know how good it was at its job, and then start going down the entire menu of all alien food just to taste it, one different meal every day.
I probably use the replicator for a nice steak meal
Picard drinks COFFEE?! Does Earl Grey know that he's cheating on him?
Ragitsu, Lol! 😂
Earl grey: JEAN!!!!
Picard: EARL GREY!! erm it’s not what it looks like
Earl grey: SAVE IT!! I’m leaving, AND IM TAKING THE SUGAR WITH ME!!!!!!!
I'd never cheat on Earl Grey.
As Picard often mentions, Earl Grey's hot.
@Ulrich H. French replicator?
i think someone did a video that showed Picard only ordering Earl Grey like 6 times throughout the entire series.
I don't know but I still managed to bash one out
Holy shit you commented here?! Make an animation of this please!
This scene struck me as so cool back then. Here you have Wesley and Captain Picard having a real dialogue and enjoying lunch together. I think that's when I really warmed up to the show.
Dana Ripley Why... did you want to have a warm dialogue with an older man?
Things definitely changed between Picard and Wesley after this scene.
@@zt1053 how so honey?
rollerblading geek Wesley was not afraid of Picard anymore and started to view him as a father figure. Wesley even mentioned this in his last episode as a series regular
@@rollerbladinggeek5507 Meaning I wasn't into the show at first. Where's your head at?
Thanks to this scene we got that masterpiece of an episode called Tapestry.
"Tapestry", A classic.
Welcome to the after life Jean-Luc. .. You're dead.
That just goes to show you that no small detail goes unnoticed in this show. The writers of Star Trek TNG were brilliant.
@@The_Bad_Guy. 2:10
Q has such a granular sense of humor when it comes to Picard.
(Good idea for a video) 10 hour loop of Captain Picard eating a sandwich
_SEDUCTIVELY_
It is difficult for Picard to NOT do anything seductively.
Where can I find the loop video❓❔💤💤💤🌌
I like how his vocabulary changes when he talks about his youth. With his mates in a dead rough place...
I was an undisciplined, loud-mouth opinionated young man WAY out of his league...
That talks while chewing.
this guy can deliver the most awkward lines ever thought up in showbizz, and make them masterpieces.....the only guy that outranks a number one, and bosses him around too!
I cant believe picard was held down by three guys and penetrated. Well At least he got one of them down in a devious jointlock before one of his chums drew his ''weapon'' and impaled him through the back, but as picard said "curious sensation really, not much pain''
nohozana Indeed, I would imagine picard showing this young buck a more gentle lesson in the 'hard' way of life.
Resistance was futile.
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He certainly felt a sort of giddy warmth.
Picard's coffee spontaneously turns into tea when it hits his lips.
Wesley was like the Shia Lebouf of the 90's.
Only considerable less talented.
@@vardellsfolly5200 I honestly thought they were the same person for the longest time.
@Ucallit 71
I must ask. What makes you say that, good sir?
@Ucallit 71 I am sorry, but what i haνe just experienced is.. many accusations, and surprisingly no proof to back them up. Is he a drunk? Seνeral times he was caught being intoxicated, indeed. But then again, the greatest majority of celebrities, and artists in general, are under the influence of substances or alcohol, not constantly, of course, but quite often. Nine Hells, eνe my faνorite actor, Antony Hopkins, was an alcoholic! Does that make the wicked?! Of course not, no matter how much some people insist upon that. Is he toxic? How one reaches that conclusion, if they do not personally know someone?
@Ucallit 71
Again, being addicted to substances is not, and it neνer will be, a sign of a man's or a woman's quality. George Carlin was both an alcoholic and a drug addict. But he was also kind, decent, modest, goodhearted and worthy of respect. And hating the publicity in neither a good or a bad characteristic. Losing your anonymity and haνιng countless yahoos chasing you eνery day, causing you problems and grief is a nightmare. Now. Is he weird? All true artists are. Actually, from my experience, artists are eccentric, peculiar, and bizarre. But psychotic? Why? Asshole? Again, why? He neνer sought fame. He desired art. Sir Alec Guinness despised fame. People worshiping him as a god. All true artists do not desire popularity, but perfecting their art.
"When women are involved, I'm in complete control!"
...... ROFL.
I think he's referring to the women he sees in those 'sweet meat' magazines!
Was Wesley in "complete control" when he ogled Salia in " The Dauphin"?
I swear to God I used the same word as Picard did, and that was before I even knew the scene lol
When I first saw this ep, I made triangular sandwiches right after.
Thats crazy how a Star Trek sandwich scene can inspire ...🥪🌌
Tens of thousands of courses programmed in the replicator and Picard eats a white bread sandwich with coffee? What the hell?? I would have been, "Would you care for another filet mingon, Wesley?"
Picard eating sandwich seductively? Really?
Only Picard could speak so casually about a near-death experience.
It really only appears casual. Sometimes, a response to recalling a traumatic event is the stereotypical "THEY'RE IN THE TREES!" thing. Other times, its just breaking down in tears (like we saw in Family) or lashing out in anger (like we saw in First Contact). Still other times, its disconnected-ness.
Especially after the Locutus incident
@startrekkin1701 Wesley's more of a men guy, so that's why he's uncomfortable near Picard and not near women.
You people talk so much shit sometimes, its obvious, none of you fans of Star Trek or don't care, this ep is called Samaritan Snare Season 2 ep 17,and this ep is basically first beginning of Wesley and Picard being close to each other getting to know this scene was made this way to show the relationship also that Wesley is going for exams and Picard was en route as well to Starbase 515 as well that's basicallly part of this ep,for story wise
i love this ep, because Wesley is really there to look out for the captain , also what Picard tells Wesley is still one of the legendary stories he always talks about, and also relives the act again
The replicators can make anything you want to eat...........
and Picard chooses a sandwich?
davidkosa ikr! Doesn’t that thing make steak?
No bacon aside, this was the best damn sandwich he's ever had.
Well if it'll make anything you want, why not a sandwich? Some days i want a good steak, some days spaghetti, and some days a simple BLT on white bread. :-)
The seeming confusion points to our "not yet realized" , not yet experienced hypothetical future...What would YOU do if any food, any material thing, any experience (in a holo-deck), whatever you desire...is instantly available to you? Would you eat yourself to death?, fill up spaces with things you perceive as valuable?....an interesting thought for sure, how would we all react? We see many examples of this with hyper-rich individuals & their bizarre behaviour & acquisitions...many unable to shake off millennia of particular instincts.
Not everyone has to have everything grandiose, Picard likes simple things.
Wes knows how to eat a sandwich like a normal person, yet still be able to talk. Picard can't. That's one way Wes is awesome.
So this is where the "Tapestry" episode came from.
It's not so much the sandwich, it's the sound of his voice that is seductive. :3
I have to eat a sandwhich while i watch this.....and i mean that I am not just trying to make one of those dip shit youtube comments.
I always got the feeling that Picard missed having kids and thought Wesley might've been the son he would've if he married Beverley.
Same and I feel like this episode perfectly captures that .
He seems to think of his nephew Rene as his substitute son more than Wes. Though maybe he feels some guilt since he's the one who left Jack Crusher to die.
@@aramfingal5180 This is made evident when he's crying about the death of his nephew
i love how he chews it like a little old man
You all realize than wesley is his son, right?
"Tapestry" is a terrific episode.
Indeed.
Even though it contradicts Picard's story here? They weren't giving the Nausicans a wide berth in that episode, far from it, and Picard wasn't the instigator, his friend was (even before oldster JL tried to save his heart).
Also, he takes one bite and then almost the whole sandwich is gone! But I do love the chewing at 42 seconds in before he's bitten into it.
Picard likes his coffee prepared with a French press. A man of culture and refined education. 👍🏻
Notice that he also cuts his sandwiches in the only proper fashion.
@@ithink3979 triangular. This is the way.
i like wesley more now than i did back then.
I could go for a sandwich right about now.
“A trio of Norsicans came in. I then offered them a sandwich. Seductively. Shortly afterwards I put them each in a joint lock. Over and over and over..... shit I need to change my underwear.”
@Celinancc1701
At the time, they were playing with the idea that the Klingons had joined.
You can also see a federation symbol on the Klingon display during the episode where Riker is on an exchange program to a Klingon ship (presumably an exchange program between Federation members).
Kirk getting stabbed= MAN RAGE!
Picard getting stabbed= Curious sensation.
Wesley getting stabbed = grabs the metal rod with both hands!
Of course it was before the Klingons joined the Federation :P
THEY NEVER DID
@adiostraitorobama
The Klingons having joined the Federation was dropped after the first few seasons. There are a few small references to it before then, like this one.
@BobbyTubes Regarding the release of waste, I think we all use a wide dispersal setting from time to time! :-) And I don't fear the Trek knowledge, but I sure do respect it!
the rest of the ep is Riker and Laforge battling wits against a group of humanoid type aliens called "Pakled" who are kinda(a parody of Austistic, and baby behavior) and thinks they force the Enterprise to repair their ship, *for anyone who really cared to know about this ep* -.- and someone had to at least explain this, and no i did not seach this up to explain, this is one of my fav eps from TNG-.-
@qwertypower9
Its not my fault! I hate those Klingons taking our jobs! xD
Every time Captain Picard calls Wesley, I keep hearing 'handsome Crusher' instead of Ensign Crusher
Alessia Bazzurro He is handsome
White bread
1 slice of Swiss or white cheddar cheese
That's the sandwich
@jannikmt No, they did not. The Klingons allied with the Federation, not joined the Federation.
I love wesley's voice 😘
Picard cuts his sandwiches diagonally. ❤
I don't understand what is so seductive about that. But I will point out that Picard lol'd
I always like being around galactic riffraff
Sandwiches? Really???
If I had a food replicator, I'd have steak or lobster dinners every single day.
Friday night on the town for Picard: hit the clubs, get some space shots, insult some aliens, get into a fist fight, get stabbed in the heart, get patched up, and then sleep off the vicoden and booze
This was a great background story of young Picard.
These sandwiches are too thin, just give me the plate.
@spikybry its a traditional english things, having tea and eating cucumber sandwhiches, like tea and scones
i wasnt sensing seduction here, just picard telling a badass story. you shouldve labeled this badass story or something.
Stewart does a class bit of acting in this. 'Sexy' didn't spring to my mind but the sandwich comment was funny as hell.
I don’t see him eating seductively .
Picard invented the term LOL and that fact is noticed by no one.
Nausican: I just stabbed you in the heart
Picard: LOL
That's epic, this episode was great!
I learnt a very hard and very painful lesson that day. Although, like I said, it wasn't actually that painful, it was more of a giddy warmth. So really it was actually more of a giddily warming lesson than a hard and painful one, but you get the point Wesley. I certainly did! Bwah hah!
@BobbyTubes Sure. The toilet waste has to go somewhere.
@Amar7605
Inconsistencies in Star Trek? Never... :oP
0:35 "Here"
::Picard tosses him a jizz rag::
As a young teen I always thought Wesley was the gay one. There was always something very awkward about him when around Picard, and I think Picard knew deep down about Wesley which is why he too is awkward. I dont think Picard is gay, just freaked a little bit.
Picard is a raging homo.
food replicators can make anything and they eat crustless sandwiches?
"In fact, I do actually remember it... I LOL'd"
Please---exactly what is "seductive" about Picard and Wesley having a quiet conversation over a sandwich? CLICK BAIT!!!!!
Maybe the guy who posted it gets hot and bothered watching Patrick Stewart eating sandwiches?
a rare glimpse of the sentimental side of picard
... Man I wish I had a sandwich. 🥪🌌
Oh man. Oh God.
Oh man.
Oh god oh man
The biggest thing about this video, is the youtube title
Ok Picard didn’t like coffee in season 2 episode 2 of the Picard series. Yet he drinks coffee in this scene. Makes sense.
ASMR sandwich
Does anyone else think Wes moves his eyes like a Cylon :) ? See 00:13-00:15.
"Cautious of long-term commitments." Anyone remember a certain James Tiberius Kirk?
"Lunch with Patrick Stewart"
Now there's a talk show I wouldn't miss for the world.
A perfect British lunch:
Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery and someone else I got stuck at the tip of my tongue.
Kind of an exclusive club to get onto no doubt.
The ninja put the bite back though.
What episode is this from???
He'sjust nomin' that thing.
"Galactic riffraff" ^_^
Funny how these shuttles look nicer than the ones on Voyager.
They're Galaxy class shuttles. Voyager has cheap rough Intrepid class shuttles.
These were much bigger than the voyager ones
If i recall my star trek lore correctly, the shuttle on Voyager were faster, and had phasers at least.
1:17
Picard: _Oh, he's still a child, what a surprise._
Till this day when I make cold cut sandwiches, I think of this scene 😂. So weird.
I love Picards face as he hands out the napkin and stares at his sandwich lol soo serious, in Captain style :P
I can imagine the rule 34 between these two.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have seat?
Where's the shitter on the shuttle crafts?
They don't have one.
Essentially, the shuttle's teleporter teleports the sh1t from their anal cavity and transports it out to space 😀
lol this whole scene was old guy telling young guy: "One night stands ONLY, got it?"
It's a trap...
only Picard would laugh after his heart's been run through.
Bullshit. Picard laughed his ass off! That's even MORE badass!
legend there is no other word for him
Picard: *om nom nom*
Wesley: ?
ive heard that a lot of fans want jj to do the same origin story style film with tng if this one is successful. i think a new trilogy of tos movies is inevitable, and after that the producers will be too exhausted and wont wanna tackle tng, but im sure someone else will get the idea. i just hope its not an idiot
@darlordthecynic I agree with you...The story was so engrossingly told by Picard that I quite believed that the whole accident had actually happened to a young galactic star field officer. Then I remembered it's only 2011. =.=" Forever alone.. (P.S. Never quite got the gross gay undertones either. )
Yes, in the future, not much in sandwich technology has changed. Basic design remains the same. In this case an advanced diagonal cut was chosen. Looks like egg sandwich. I wonder if they actually used a replicator for the sandwich? I mean it's so simple to make.
I have absolutely no f***ing idea what you are talking about when you say "seductive". The man's eating a sandwich, for heaven's sake! Nothing special about that!
I have to say, though, that I had totally forgotten what an absolutely outstanding actor Patrick Steward is.
@3:20:
"I had this one Norsigan down in this... somewhat devious jointlock... when, unbeknownst to me, one of his chums drew his weapon and impaled me through the back. Curious sensation actually. Not much pain. Shock, certainly... a certain giddy warmth..."
lol
No, that episode you're talking about is after Wesley ditches that grey uniform for a Starfleet one. But this scene is neat, I never knew there was an episode before Tapestry that set it up. I just thought it was a random piece of Picard's history brought up out of nowhere.
@spcyamada808 Yes but I'm sure they didn't keep those shuttle crafts fully stocked with the groceries required to make something that simple. All the ingredients would have been replicated anyway so why not just replicate the samich?
Did you spot the continuity error? As Picard throws the napkin to Wesley, you can see Picards' sandwich has a bite taken out of it. In the very next shot, the sandwich is whole again....
I reckon Q must have had something to do with it....