My daughter and I watch your videos and laugh so much. We was at the store and saw a lady flip her hair and my daughter yelled “ she’s gotta poop” we both started laughing, so now it’s a on going joke between her and I.
"What's that for?"*as she rolls up socks to put in her underwear me:"girl,thank you five min crafts are useful for once"*as I'm laughing my heart out at Brandon's cluelessness*
peter may have picked a pack of pickled peppers, but brandon bought a bunch of basic bedroom bushes, and patricia poops paint proudly at pattie’s house.
@@rexdayote that's EXACTLY why I worded it that way. They should watch the whole video instead of looking for context clues in the comments (Idk why I'm like this) 😂🤣😂!
I bust out laughing when I realized that he was eating salt! I said “Hol’ up”. The things Brandon does for his viewers is amazing! Thanks Brandon for making us all laugh! 😂
Brandon- "Knee slapper, I'm the only one touching me" Morgan Freeman narrating- "Unfortunately for Brandon, this was not actually a joke.... The depression is getting bad behind the scenes." Me- "Same bro. Same...." 🤣🤣
I’ve been watching you for years now and you still make me laugh as much as you did the day I found you thank you for getting me through what nobody else could💜
Yay! I'm excited for another one! Thank you for awesome content, Brandon! You're an awesome human being! I hope you and your family are staying safe and having a great summer ❤️
Ah, yes. Brandon Farris uploaded, you know it’s going to be amazing. The thumbnail says it all. This video was amazing! Made me laugh like always! Amazing job as always!
"Take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Congrats, you're the only one that could do it." As a native Clevelander, I found that comment both hilarious and depressing lol.
“Oh this a trick in the book that woman do listen up when they do that they’re wafting there stinky poop smell right back into the bathroom i know it to be true” -Brandin Farris 2022(3:36)
5:36 this is just reminding me of the time when at the dentist one time someone shoved soap into my mouth, I don't know why. And just seeing you put toothpaste on the paper towel or whatever you have is reminding me of it and I could somehow taste it again after all these years just by watching what you were doing
I started watching you last year and I've smiled every time I watched your videos, you make me laugh when I'm sad or happy. I would definitely send you stuff if I could. And I love your videos, you, Gloria, Autumn and Jameson. You guys are the best family and have the best relationship. I've watched a lot (not all) of your videos. I've been sick so been stuck at home with nothing to do. So, as anyone would I started binge watching your videos.
2:47 All you'd need is just a wad of toilet paper not the socks. The toilet paper would work long enough for you to go buy a pad. I would know I've done it!!!! Also there's a chance someone there has a pad. I always carry some even when I don't need them. It's better to be embarrassed asking then be embarrassed because there's a blood stain on the back of what you're wearing.
“Peter piper may have picked a pack of pickle peppers ok but Patricia poop paint proudly at Pattys place” 😂😂😂😂 I wonder how many times it took him to say that😂
When you rapped the patty art 🎨 I literally spit my morning yogurt 🤣🤣😂😂✌️✌️✌️🙏🙏🙏 you are so quick with the Wit ✌️✌️✌️✌️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 thank you for making my morning 🙏🌄
Brandon i'm lying in bed watching your videos and my mom just came in because she thought i was dying, no i wasn't dying i was screaming with laughter :)
35 minutes ago yay I got early amazing quote “trust takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair” very true quote Brandon also as a women this is “totally” true
“Oh boy you better get back in that house, momma told you to be home an hour ago!” the southern dad came right out of him. 😂😂
My dad would be like that XD me and him are from southeast NC
His father came outta him for a moment
Hahaha when you had the duct tape and mentioned beard hair....I was like oooh noo...that reaction was hilarious!
Amazing video!
Oh man! I read that in a southern accent xD
Lol but also we have the same name
"Yours looks pretty clear, mine looks like a doctor's gonna be saying clear in a couple if years" Was G O L D
That is fitting. It was in fact...gold :3
You could say....liquid gold.
This really made me understand women. Thank you Brandon.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i wont :)
@peter i didn't ask
@Dusti Valois how what?
@@fayeb_465 it’s a bot 😃
I forgot about the topic about a few seconds into the video 😂
" Trust takes years to build, seconds to breaks and forever to repair"
That's an amazing quote right there 🥰.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo dont worry i didn’t 😍
@Don't Read My Profile Photo iv seen you before
I mean, yeah but what has that gotta do with this video lol
I liked "always the bridesmaid never the groom" 🤣
@@lolaglowwe technoblade died
Nobody:
Brandon: “My knees hate each other that much that there like two opposite ends of a battery” 😂😂
And yet opposite ends attract 😂
They’re*
My daughter and I watch your videos and laugh so much. We was at the store and saw a lady flip her hair and my daughter yelled “ she’s gotta poop” we both started laughing, so now it’s a on going joke between her and I.
Absolutely adorable
This man is the Bear Grylls of life hacks at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes the last man on earth in an apocalypse.
Polo
Well he is an expert with glitter bombs
LMAO
I wouldn't be surprised if one of his life hacks causes the apocalypse! It'll be some kind of glitter watermelon Google translate singularity event.
5 minute crafts- “got something stuck in your teeth? Tape”
The rest of the world- “how about dental floss?”
“ don’t be embarrassed of your gift embrace it!!! wait can you do purple-?” GOT ME DIEDING
3:13 Now I can’t see it as a person. It’s forever gonna be a wrench an orange slice and a nickel😂
"What's that for?"*as she rolls up socks to put in her underwear me:"girl,thank you five min crafts are useful for once"*as I'm laughing my heart out at Brandon's cluelessness*
Loll, very true
so true
As a woman with really ducking annoying bladder leaks, at least this is never a problem for me since I am always wearing a pad 😅
When you came in with the appliances taped to you 🤣🤣 and when you need to widdle a little 🤣🤣 absolutely love it xx💜💜💜💜
peter may have picked a pack of pickled peppers, but brandon bought a bunch of basic bedroom bushes, and patricia poops paint proudly at pattie’s house.
Brandon's dropping facts about women AND insulting the Browns all in one video. Perfection 🤣😂
This sounds so bad out of context
@@rexdayote that's EXACTLY why I worded it that way. They should watch the whole video instead of looking for context clues in the comments (Idk why I'm like this) 😂🤣😂!
@@candice1989 totally adding your comment to the Instagram 🤣
I love it when he is in pain and says random stuff 2:18
I bust out laughing when I realized that he was eating salt! I said “Hol’ up”. The things Brandon does for his viewers is amazing! Thanks Brandon for making us all laugh! 😂
Brandon- "Knee slapper, I'm the only one touching me"
Morgan Freeman narrating- "Unfortunately for Brandon, this was not actually a joke.... The depression is getting bad behind the scenes."
Me- "Same bro. Same...."
🤣🤣
1:18 Brandon please tell me that was yellow Gatorade… BRANDONNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!
5:52 “i think i got poisoned” he says as he foams from mouth
I’ve been watching you for years now and you still make me laugh as much as you did the day I found you thank you for getting me through what nobody else could💜
“Your a magical paint producing sneeze wizard” IM DYING RIGHT NOW.😭💀😂
Brandon's one enthusiastic braincell working up masterpieces as usual. Let's go Brandon!
I like how he started to casually eat a can of salt like a drink
1:30 Best thing he's said yet
He is CORNHOLIO!!
Yay! I'm excited for another one! Thank you for awesome content, Brandon! You're an awesome human being! I hope you and your family are staying safe and having a great summer ❤️
" What in the mid-century housewife? " has got to be the best thing I have ever heard. I am going to use that in my day-to-day life from now on.
2:29 it took me 3 times watching this to realize that he just ate a LOT of salt
Ah, yes. Brandon Farris uploaded, you know it’s going to be amazing. The thumbnail says it all. This video was amazing! Made me laugh like always! Amazing job as always!
"Embrace it!! Can you do purple?!" Brandon.. I love you 🤣
Brandon keeps posting in the morning when I wake up. Perfect timing 👌 because I either watch it right away or I have something to watch later.
"Take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Congrats, you're the only one that could do it."
As a native Clevelander, I found that comment both hilarious and depressing lol.
7:13 the oil actually flew in the air 😂
“Oh this a trick in the book that woman do listen up when they do that they’re wafting there stinky poop smell right back into the bathroom i know it to be true” -Brandin Farris 2022(3:36)
“ You take the browns to the Super Bowl, congrats you’re the only one that could do it!” Lmao 🤣🤣
5:36 this is just reminding me of the time when at the dentist one time someone shoved soap into my mouth, I don't know why. And just seeing you put toothpaste on the paper towel or whatever you have is reminding me of it and I could somehow taste it again after all these years just by watching what you were doing
SOAP??!!
@@Murr_3823yep, absolutely disgusting and I absolutely don't recommend trying it
I started watching you last year and I've smiled every time I watched your videos, you make me laugh when I'm sad or happy. I would definitely send you stuff if I could. And I love your videos, you, Gloria, Autumn and Jameson. You guys are the best family and have the best relationship. I've watched a lot (not all) of your videos. I've been sick so been stuck at home with nothing to do. So, as anyone would I started binge watching your videos.
Pretty name!! Mines Liliana
@@cloudsbutterflies3696 Thanks! You also have a beautiful name!
The “Patrica poops paint proudly at Patty’s place” got me dying on the floor with laughter XD 3:06
We need a whole video of Brandon learning how menstruation works.
LOL!! I almost choked on my lunch for your reaction on pulling tape off your mouth! 😂 "Why we doin' this? I have an issue." 😂
Ive been watching you for years and yet you still make me laugh when im down so thank you!
I'm stealing "What in the mid-century housewife..." as a response to anti-choice women, so thank you for that :)
All of your videos are so chaotic! I love it😂
controlled chaos
No just chaos
“Peter piper may have picked a pack of pickled peppers okay but Patricia poops paint proudly at patty’s place.” Fr got me dying on the ground 😂
Lol I needed this today! Thanks Brandon! 😁💜 You're such a dad. 😆😉
2 mins ago???? And only 20 views!! How am I this early!!! 😍😂
Did y’all see how big them shoes in the background were at 2:57?!?!
0:50 watching Brandon Farris means that you don't know if that's lemonade or actual pee, because I can absolutely see him doing both.
He needs to drink some water then if it's that yellow
2:47 All you'd need is just a wad of toilet paper not the socks. The toilet paper would work long enough for you to go buy a pad. I would know I've done it!!!! Also there's a chance someone there has a pad. I always carry some even when I don't need them. It's better to be embarrassed asking then be embarrassed because there's a blood stain on the back of what you're wearing.
“Peter piper may have picked a pack of pickle peppers ok but Patricia poop paint proudly at Pattys place” 😂😂😂😂 I wonder how many times it took him to say that😂
2:23 do you know all the enamel on his teeth just said bye-bye
2:23 all the enamel on his teeth, just said bye-bye
When you rapped the patty art 🎨 I literally spit my morning yogurt 🤣🤣😂😂✌️✌️✌️🙏🙏🙏 you are so quick with the Wit ✌️✌️✌️✌️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 thank you for making my morning 🙏🌄
1:01 women go to the bathroom like that..? What have I been doing wrong..?
my brain hurts
what do we have that I don't know about
Maybe that's why we bleed every month, Some of use wasn't told how to pee correctly.
0:23 “maybe even a magnet..”
i wonder how many takes 3:03 took
Brandon i'm lying in bed watching your videos and my mom just came in because she thought i was dying, no i wasn't dying i was screaming with laughter :)
the way he just casually picked up the salt and started eating it 😭
im concerned for not your safety but your apartments safety lmao
my new favorite insult: "you're a magical paint-producing sneeze wizard!" XDD
i love seeing brandon post happy and not post because he feels like he has to we love happy brandon ❤️❤️
"Patricia poops paint proudly at Patty's place" 🤣
“Jealous? Pee in a bottle, that’ll show him.” 😆
7:50
Pee in a bottle!
"proceeds to drink a yellow liquid out of a bottle"
4:35 cracked me up
*Cuts an egg with a knife* “Am I missing something… other than the quarter?” Had me laughing😂😂😂
“Your behind bars I’m dropping bars” my favorite quote from Brandon 😂😂✋
You're one of my favourite UA-camrs. You always know how to make people laugh 😂
I love it! ❤️
6:15 them bars
“No kissy kissy till the shoes are missy missing” had me dead
Anyone notice he still has the tags on his jacket 😂
Glad I'm Not The Only One 😅😅
Best part of my weekend right here!! LOl Love you Brandon!!💜💜
LMAO he's my favorite UA-camR 😇💗 he makes my day when nobody else can 🙂 love you brandon 🧛♀️
“No one makes fun of GREAT ANUS”
And
“Sphincter Shell”
Are my new favorite quotes
4:27 is sad poor brandon
Haha with the toothpaste TP combo, " what is this, my strange addiction?" So funny
" SHE FLIPPED HER HAIR!! SHE GOTTA POOP !!! " - Brandon being an icon
4:17
This specific part reminds me of Bo Burnham idk why-
Bro this is the earliest I’ve ever gotten to one of your videos!!!!!! Love you!!!!!!!!!
Please make so many of theseeeee. I literally love this series
2:37 OH NO POOR BRANDON🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey brandon! I love your videos, Your so funny and never fail to let us down! Have a good day!
"never fail to let us down".....hmmmm
“you take the browns to the super bowl, congrats you’re the only one who could do it” officer yeah i’d like to report a murder
The 🪄🔮Magical Paint Producing Sneeze Wizard🔮🪄 straight up killed me
🤣🤣 Brandon you kill me every time! The things you put in your mouth 🤣 and say they funniest things at the right time!
Lmaoooo he said" knee slapper mmm I'm the only one touching me " 😂😂 I feel that
this man not only ate salt with a straight face but said not 1 but 2 tounge twisters ina row without stuttering he is a wizard
35 minutes ago yay I got early amazing quote “trust takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair” very true quote Brandon also as a women this is “totally” true
You are my favorite UA-camt. You never fail to make me laugh.
UA-camt??
"Can you do purple!"Cracked me up😂
i love you so much brandon. i used to laugh my lungs out at 2 a.m. on school nights watching your videos
“Everyone is just ripping it and gripping it” LOLLLL
"Young" this is why I've followed since you've lived in your car. I'm glad you're moving up. You deserve it. 👏
OH NO, LADIES, HE KNOWS ALL OUR SECRETS NOW
“Blink twice if you have pink hair”
…
Slowly blinks twice ‘god damn it!’
0:18, wtf was on his seat?!?!
2:19-2:22 God I love it when you go into a pain fueled rant lol
6:16-6:19 NEED FULL ALBUM!
7:40 LMFAO
Love the editor 😂. Had to sneak in the 2 second roast. Maybe even a magnet 😂
BRO 2SECONDS?? MORE LIKE
0.02
You’re scratching my Jenna Marbles itch and I’m very grateful
“Guess I’m meant to live the love of bowlegged-ness” I wish I was in a weird way😭
you are always helping me through dark days. love from germany 💜💜💜
This is what I woke up to a video of Brandon taping vacuums to himself I don’t know how that’s possible but he did it so I guess it is 🤣🤣🤣😁