Bill Burr Zombies, Shotties & Good Spread - REACTION (Jim Jefferies Gun Control) (Tom Segura My Dad)

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  • @CharlesBryan1
    @CharlesBryan1 5 років тому +571

    The bad part of not seeing Jim Jeffries perform is that you couldn't see him trying to load the musket.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 5 років тому +46

      I think they saw the whole thing - but for copyright reasons, they played safe and didn't show the footage.
      I know this routine inside out, and they reacted exactly like they were watching it.

    • @CharlesBryan1
      @CharlesBryan1 5 років тому +4

      ​@@jazzx251 Fair enough. But I saw nothing of Bill. So there was no way I could tell that they were actually watching and not merely listening.

    • @DanaMeise
      @DanaMeise 4 роки тому

      Charles Bryan I musket hunt it’s slow and tough

    • @Tony-B23
      @Tony-B23 4 роки тому +16

      And not getting to see him turning the knob on the gun safe. Both add alot to the joke. He's hilarious

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 4 роки тому +3

      or see him standing with his hand on his hip for "and youve got kevin"

  • @Bamaedc
    @Bamaedc 5 років тому +462

    youtube is getting real comfortable with these double ads.

    • @darkzer0670
      @darkzer0670 5 років тому +17

      It's called Adblock Browser. It's almost 2020 and we still have people who still don't know about this simple concept that has been around for longer than you most likely have been alive.

    • @cliffordsantillan6046
      @cliffordsantillan6046 5 років тому +4

      ...or subscribe to youtube premium. It's actually pretty cheap. I don't know if it is in your country, but here it's cheap as hell.

    • @Bamaedc
      @Bamaedc 5 років тому +3

      @@darkzer0670 thanks man

    • @taniele84
      @taniele84 5 років тому +21

      I don’t mind ads. They support the channels I enjoy- since my broke ass can’t do donations or patreon anything

    • @darkzer0670
      @darkzer0670 5 років тому +7

      I fucking hate ads. We see them on tv, magazines, billboards, music, movies, books, internet, schools, arenas and we see them while pissing in public rest areas. We live in a consumer culture I get that but do I have to see ads everywhere? Hell, Hallmark MADE UP HOLIDAYS as ads to sell more product. We as a people existed before UA-cam and internet (And it was a better time honestly) and we will survive long after.

  • @scipioafricanus5871
    @scipioafricanus5871 4 роки тому +49

    20:34 "Stop! What... you ate all the..."
    *crunching sounds of the last grapes*
    "All gone!"
    LMAO!

  • @jacksonthompson7099
    @jacksonthompson7099 4 роки тому +64

    Queen: practice makes perfect on the range
    L: your not allowed at the range anymore!
    Lol sounds like somebody is a better shot than LLLLL 👑

  • @davidphillips9726
    @davidphillips9726 4 роки тому +56

    I've watched this special MANY times, I was literally WAITING for him to get the "it's an amendment" .. and then SLAVERY!! Such a great string of jokes up to a punchline. He's so fucking smart how he builds the jokes and it takes like 3 or 4 lines until it comes back around. JJ is a genius.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 4 роки тому

      *Amendment LMAO .... I just meant that I knew that string of jokes was gonna culminate in that line, and my new favorite thing on UA-cam is finding younge4r people reacting to things that I think are f'n hilarious. Plus, being a couple, you remind me of my wife and I, and that's cool too

    • @OneVoiceMore
      @OneVoiceMore 4 роки тому +2

      Your standards are abysmally low. He's a hack puking up political talking-points to clap-seals.

    • @stevebell7288
      @stevebell7288 3 роки тому +1

      @part time gamer I don’t think your convincing anyone with this logic

    • @shegocrazy
      @shegocrazy 2 роки тому +1

      @Part-Time Gamer Pattern? Yes I see a pattern. Shit logic.

    • @shegocrazy
      @shegocrazy 2 роки тому

      @Part-Time Gamer No genocide happening here mate. Cheers 10%er

  • @dangerousdylan6262
    @dangerousdylan6262 5 років тому +205

    I'm from Alabama and if u brought a gun home randomly the only reason ur woman would be mad is because u didn't get her one too lol

    • @atozrecovery518
      @atozrecovery518 5 років тому +10

      Exactly

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 років тому +8

      Sounds like small children though... xP "What? You bought something and it's not for ME?!"

    • @ZoeF.O
      @ZoeF.O 4 роки тому +14

      @@Avarioth
      Yeah, because his "woman" is his sister.

    • @dominickjustave3558
      @dominickjustave3558 4 роки тому +3

      @@ZoeF.O fu

    • @ZoeF.O
      @ZoeF.O 4 роки тому

      @@dominickjustave3558
      It was a joke. Nothing deep or offensive towards anyone.

  • @AppliedFool042
    @AppliedFool042 5 років тому +22

    Jim jeffries is one of my favorite comedians of all time!

    • @lorettamowell8764
      @lorettamowell8764 5 років тому +3

      @jakiiboi8 Doesn't mean his material isn't hilarious.

    • @The_Lone_Outlaw
      @The_Lone_Outlaw 5 років тому +3

      Jordan Schmidt He pushes political agendas with manipulative and selective points, assuming they’re not straight up lies, he insults those who he doesn’t agree with, then makes the weakest attempt known to man at covering his own as by claiming he “respects” us or that “it’s just comedy.”
      Not to mention, he’s not even funny. He’s just a bitch with an agenda to push.

  • @dthurston6176
    @dthurston6176 5 років тому +15

    he's so mad about that last grape and its awesome to see a real couple sometimes

  • @cbhunts7732
    @cbhunts7732 5 років тому +14

    When queen said your messing up my buzz. I was in tears laughing 😂😂

  • @NebSonar
    @NebSonar 5 місяців тому

    "Why you grabbin my cup?" 🤣🤣🤣. Love watching you two

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +7

    "One barrel for you, one for me" is my new favorite line.

  • @osoufmiller5499
    @osoufmiller5499 5 років тому +15

    23:02 I loved that y’all laughed I’ve seen other reaction channels and they would have taken him seriously or got offended that’s amazing I love that y’all seriously helping racism by showing you can laugh at horrible things even when it happened to your ancestors awesome

    • @OneVoiceMore
      @OneVoiceMore 4 роки тому +1

      Why do you assume their ancestors were slaves? Pretty sure I know the answer, and it's not a good look for your point.

  • @walkingwounded3824
    @walkingwounded3824 5 років тому +82

    I would like you to react to his "God's Drunk At A Party, also Bert Kriescher "Talking Mexican". :-)

  • @southernbelle4398
    @southernbelle4398 4 роки тому +1

    OMFG! That Jim Jeffries joke about the amendments killed me LoL! I love it how he yells "Fuck you!" ❤️🤣💙🙏🏻💜

  • @biobiobio7777
    @biobiobio7777 4 роки тому +6

    8:35 What a great couple moment. "These are my grapes!"

  • @sharonburris3873
    @sharonburris3873 3 роки тому

    Practice does not make perfect! Practice makes permanent! If you practice wrong you will permanently do it wrong!!! If you practice it correctly you will permanently do it correctly!!! This was the favorite quote from my high school typing teacher.

  • @serenasorensen6734
    @serenasorensen6734 4 роки тому +3

    My favorite part of this whole video is Queen's face after she ate all the grapes. 🤣❤

  • @TommyHax
    @TommyHax 4 роки тому +10

    I've never wanted to hang out with a couple as much as you guys 😂😂 I love this channel, I'd watch you react to toast

  • @kennethharris4331
    @kennethharris4331 5 років тому +5

    Love Jim Jeffries and Bill Burr. I truly enjoy your reactions and look forward to them. I just wanted to thank you for all the hard work! Keep up the great work.

  • @jam3sbarry198
    @jam3sbarry198 4 роки тому +2

    I love that yall did like an all star roster of comedians ... these guys are ALL AMAZING !!! Every comedy special they've done, is SUPER DOPE !!

  • @BBM716
    @BBM716 4 роки тому +4

    When he looked at her after Jim said “They don’t know they’re crazy” hahaha 😂

  • @rmfgotenks28
    @rmfgotenks28 5 років тому +25

    Remember Brad Williams? The dwarf comedian? He had a seven part special on Laugh Out Loud Flix called Fun Sized. Check! That! Out! He's hilarious!

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 5 років тому +3

      That guy is BRILLIANT.

  • @ShawNshawN
    @ShawNshawN 4 роки тому +12

    The best part half way in.... "You ate ALL the grapes!" LOL She keeps going and you're left with no grapes. Such a couple thing.

    • @travelwithtray7179
      @travelwithtray7179 4 роки тому +3

      That was my favourite part, it's me and my fella all over haha

  • @69jbrowning
    @69jbrowning 5 років тому +33

    Gotta check out Bernie Mac “My sisters kids” the full version, is hilarious 😂

  • @fpsf4l865
    @fpsf4l865 5 років тому +20

    If you guys ever actually want to get a pew pew, I’d recommend learning with something like like a Ruger 10/22. It’s a .22 rifle and easy to use, learn with, cheap to use and practice with, usually cost $300 or less, and is legal to own almost everywhere

    • @libertywalker3473
      @libertywalker3473 4 роки тому +2

      My son has two n luvs his

    • @ytreece
      @ytreece 4 роки тому

      For self defense I got a Glock 19. Super easy to learn, easy to open carry, and could conceal carry with the right clothes . I’m small, but it was so much better to fire, and more accurate than smaller pistols so I sacrificed concealability. I live in Wyoming. If you go to Ace, half the people in there will be open carrying.

  • @multipass23
    @multipass23 5 років тому +10

    My science teacher used to say, "Practice makes permanent." Always loved that saying.

  • @stephr7849
    @stephr7849 3 роки тому +3

    Queen your laugh is amazing

  • @kevanhill9948
    @kevanhill9948 3 роки тому

    Watching both two of you getting it on whether music or comedy is always priceless!!!! God bless you two hobknobbers stay safe have fun and enjoy 😉a beautiful life!!!

  • @xzation
    @xzation 5 років тому +31

    Do Eddie Murphy "Uncle Gus and Aunt Bunny."

  • @AgentMullet
    @AgentMullet 4 роки тому

    The most funny thing about this bit is the truth in it! especially the part about pistols. Before I was a gun guy, I never realized how hard it was to be accurate shooting pistol I thought it was just like the movies. 😂

  • @moordc8548
    @moordc8548 5 років тому +11

    Jim Jefferies God drunk at a party

    • @Celinder1985
      @Celinder1985 5 років тому +1

      And the religion/panda one as well! :)

    • @HypotheticalHypocrite
      @HypotheticalHypocrite 5 років тому +4

      F**k Jim Jeffries. I'd rather see them(Queen specifically) react to Patrice O'Neal The Nasty Show

    • @moordc8548
      @moordc8548 5 років тому

      @@HypotheticalHypocrite they can't do both because of why again... because you don't like Jim jefferies?

    • @HypotheticalHypocrite
      @HypotheticalHypocrite 5 років тому

      @@moordc8548 They can do what they feel, I don't care. I was just giving my opinion. Plus, you can't fault me for doing as told, and having a drink(or 4) lol

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 5 років тому

      @@HypotheticalHypocrite Fuck you too. xD

  • @todddougherty9492
    @todddougherty9492 5 років тому +2

    Oh Queen!!!! That stair down with the last grape was COLD!!!!!!!

  • @Blu3B0at3r
    @Blu3B0at3r 5 років тому +10

    Yessssssss finally my suggestions came through TYSM Chef L!!!! Tom Segura's "Rumors" ties in with "My dad told me"

  • @lylechipperson3407
    @lylechipperson3407 5 років тому +1

    lmfao your face at your girl when he says "thats the thing about crazy people, they don't know they're crazy"

    • @jameshdog5759
      @jameshdog5759 5 років тому

      Lyle Chipperson Chip! How’s the podcast being going, my friend?

  • @RavenCroftLoft
    @RavenCroftLoft 5 років тому +3

    Cutest damn couple of love birds on the internet. Love your vids guys.

  • @andrewhudson3352
    @andrewhudson3352 2 роки тому

    Jim Jefferies is up there with the best. Billy Connolly, Al Murray, Jimmy Carr and your fellow countryman Bill Hicks are some I am sure you will love.

  • @caseymartin9193
    @caseymartin9193 5 років тому +3

    Love the comedy videos we need them daily great work fam

  • @davereeves454
    @davereeves454 4 роки тому +1

    " because you like guns" best argument for having them ... lmao

  • @eMemoryCard
    @eMemoryCard 5 років тому +12

    *Safety First*
    I’d rather have it and not need it,
    than to need it and not have it.
    You don’t have to get ready,
    if you stay ready.
    The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun,
    is a good guy with a gun.

    • @GaryHicks
      @GaryHicks 5 років тому +4

      It's also a fact that as legal gun ownership goes up, gun crime goes down.

    • @kstew1725
      @kstew1725 5 років тому +1

      @@GaryHicks Funniest thing about Jim Jeffries is his ignorance of anything related to guns. He doesn't even know the gun laws of his own country Australia which he is trying to champion. Australia didn't enact a gun ban or confiscate all guns. They banned some types of guns, but still there are literally millions of guns owned by civilians in Australia. His claim that there have been no mass murders in Australia since the Port Arthur massacre is completely false, there have been numerous mass murders including some with firearms.
      His idea that guns don't protect people is pretty absurd as well. There were roughly 15k murders in the US in 2018, and roughly 2/3 of those were attributed to firearms, so 10k of the murders were gun related. Now on the other hand gun owners stop an average of 2.5 million crimes a year. It's a good thing guns aren't a good form of protection.

    • @osiris4883
      @osiris4883 5 років тому

      Violence occurs regardless. Maximising the lethality of the weapons used only maximises the death toll when it does. Civilian firearm ownership fuels the demand for people to obtain guns both legally and illegally to be on an even playing field while making them much cheaper. It provides both an incentive and accessibility for guns to be used for crime. By wanting guns so available, you're only making it so that there are bad guys with guns walking around that everyone now needs to protect themselves from with more guns.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 років тому

      @@kstew1725 that number of 2.5million is from an extremely controversial study in the 90s that doesnt really have any strong evidence for being an accurate figure

    • @kstew1725
      @kstew1725 5 років тому +1

      @@callanc3925 There have been multiple studies on this and the lowest number is 1.5 million so that sort of makes your argument a bit silly. Whether the number is 1.5-2.5 million or higher, the number between murders caused with firearms 10,000 every year compared to the number of crimes that are stopped every year by armed citizens clearly indicates that firearms are doing far more to protect people and stop crime than they are just murdering people.

  • @peliroja7425
    @peliroja7425 4 роки тому

    I love watching these comedians with you both! So much better! Thank you both! ❤️👍☘️

  • @Janusmannen
    @Janusmannen 5 років тому +8

    I just LOVE you guys! 😎👍🏼
    Hmm.... Have you seen ”final solution” with Bill Burr?!
    If not - just SEE it!

  • @Jenisonc
    @Jenisonc 4 роки тому +1

    You guys are an amazing couple. Keep spreading the love.

  • @RB-tb2kt
    @RB-tb2kt 4 роки тому +5

    Love his version but it’s very similar to Christopher Titus “arm the children”. That one is great with a twist. But both are great. A reaction to his bit would be interesting to see lol

  • @danwarnick1283
    @danwarnick1283 4 роки тому +1

    I enjoy watching videos with you two.

  • @DanaMeise
    @DanaMeise 4 роки тому +24

    Lol in all seriousness I inherited lots of guns even a musket. It’s like any tool you don’t shoot rabbits with a 303 you use the 22.

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 4 роки тому

      Well, you can shoot rabbits with a 303....be picking it up for about a week

    • @louiseuk4001
      @louiseuk4001 4 роки тому

      Stop shooting animals arse*le

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 4 роки тому +1

      @@louiseuk4001 if God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of delicious meat?

    • @lachlanhawkes-law3396
      @lachlanhawkes-law3396 3 роки тому

      @@phredphlintstone6455 you can shoot animals within reason just know God ain't real

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 3 роки тому

      @@lachlanhawkes-law3396 whatever

  • @timothyweber2946
    @timothyweber2946 4 роки тому

    That cold ass look for eating all the grapes

  • @ZyzzUchiha
    @ZyzzUchiha 5 років тому +33

    That bill bur video stopped half way

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 років тому +1

      It's a different edit than the one that's been previously reacted to by others. Doesn't include the part about the stats. :(

  • @absurdlyy9009
    @absurdlyy9009 4 роки тому

    Sometimes I randomly scream "fuck u don't take my guns" when I'm with friends and nobody gets it but I giggle

  • @ZapperguyLOL
    @ZapperguyLOL 5 років тому +5

    Great reaction! I saw the Queen try to steal your drink - sleep with one eye open, my friend. :) Awesome mix of comedians - all top level. Fun channel.

  • @joeymama4666
    @joeymama4666 4 роки тому

    Queen's instructions were confusing. Now my kids are drunk as hell. Thanks!

  • @amazingcaucasian1
    @amazingcaucasian1 5 років тому +17

    Yeah Australia banned guns and mass shootings drops. What also happened and what nobody talks about is home invasion and robbery crimes skyrocketed shortly after. Violence didnt drop it just shifted to other crimes that left the homeowners defenseless. Theres also more deaths from illegally owned pistols over assault rifles by far. The point Jefferies misses is that it's not having the gun on you that protects you, it's the criminals understanding that if they break into the house they could get shot so they choose not to do it that protects you

    • @joeyc5879
      @joeyc5879 5 років тому

      Ah the good old best dumbass argument. Keep trying to not understand why of course home invasions rise after a ban on a defense mechanism and you can protect yourself in other ways besides a deadly machine.
      Coming from a gun owner with half a brain

    • @amazingcaucasian1
      @amazingcaucasian1 5 років тому +3

      @@joeyc5879 no shit. You can get your kids to your bedroom, barricade the door, call the cops and inform them your house is being invaded and that your upstairs armed so make sure they call out when the house is clear. You obviously missed my point. No need to talk shit. My point is if you want lions to stop killing some horned animal. You dont cut the horns off the prey expecting that to stop the predator. The threat of reciprocated violence keeps predators in check. If you take away the preys ability to defend itself the predator will strike. That goes for every single animal in the world. Humans included

    • @amazingcaucasian1
      @amazingcaucasian1 5 років тому +1

      @@joeyc5879 how about instead of talking shit, you try and educate me on why home violence rises after a gun ban(even though I just did that) if you want people to see your side of a debate you dont talk shit to them. You give facts that prove your point in an attempt to teach them something.

    • @RAW_Reality
      @RAW_Reality 5 років тому

      @@amazingcaucasian1 Fact is that there's never going to be a winner in the "gun ownership is legal vs gun ownership is illegal" argument. There's flaws to either side, arguments that'll be made that make causality for support or demonize either side of it, and overall just becomes a senseless argument until the end result is nothing to argue about (i.e. destruction of all guns), and since that'll never happen, the only argument you're making is the one you side for. You've made your point with your original OP, so leave it at that.
      At the end of the day, if people as a whole could remove the concept of using a gun for thier own personal gain (intimidation, violence, etc) from thier motives, then it wouldn't matter if there were guns around or not because then everyone would be responsible with them and only use them for sport (which, admittedly, could also be seen as "personal gain" in some regards). But as I mentioned before, since the removal of all guns from existence will never happen, there will never be one side of the argument "more right" than the other.
      And frankly, since this video (and comment section) is meant for humorous purposes (not your "here's my take on the whole gun ban" spiel), just drop it and enjoy what the comedy is meant for, some laughs.
      Hell, if you wanted to go a step further (and I understand this goes against your ego's wishes), just delete the OP and move TF on... It really isn't worth ruining everyone else's time seeing your "I can't watch a comedy show that involves the topic of guns without opening my ass and biasly shitting all over it" rhetoric banter in the comments section. ✌

    • @amazingcaucasian1
      @amazingcaucasian1 5 років тому

      @@RAW_Reality sorry that was too long to read, I'll check it out later. I wasnt making a point. I was stating facts. It is a fact that other crimes (some violent) rose in Australia after their gun ban. It is a fact if you take away a citezens right to defend themselves the criminals get more bold. I never said I was for or against guns, I was just throwing out facts that went against Jefferies point. My reward for sharing these facts was to be called a dumbass by someone that had no knowledge to share with me. I cant stand that bs. I'll talk with anyone about anything, just dont start the back and forth by talking shit

  • @orochikaiba
    @orochikaiba 3 роки тому

    L gonna need to get a gun to defend his share of the grapes😂😂😂😂😂

    • @orochikaiba
      @orochikaiba 3 роки тому

      @Esoteric Sagittarian I know, but his share of the grapes was not being upheld without a firearm and Queen knew it lol

  • @jacktherenegade6189
    @jacktherenegade6189 5 років тому +11

    React to Tom Segura “Tired of Life”

  • @r.shankarashrishsujay2822
    @r.shankarashrishsujay2822 5 років тому +2

    My man here should watch bill burr's "I don't get when guys sleep wherever the wife tells them to sleep" bit . To get some goddamn respect in his home 😁

  • @marlahudgins7038
    @marlahudgins7038 5 років тому +14

    Can you react to JOHN PINNETTE - ADDICTED TO DAIRY QUEEN

  • @eddiereilly4581
    @eddiereilly4581 5 років тому +2

    Jim Jefferies is the best you would love all his stuff the Cosby bit is really funny

  • @david.s251
    @david.s251 5 років тому +5

    Jim Jefferies- Letter to my Son

  • @gazjones6496
    @gazjones6496 4 роки тому

    She ate all your 1/2 of the grapes and she don't give af. LOL

  • @jarodbaker3230
    @jarodbaker3230 5 років тому +4

    Airplane etiquette - Jim jefferies

  • @TheYeetusLord
    @TheYeetusLord 4 роки тому

    The guy here's like *"FUCK YOU DON'T TAKE MY CUP!"*

  • @eddiecainejr.9442
    @eddiecainejr.9442 5 років тому +4

    Queen ate the last grape and give you the "Na Na Ne Boo Boo" Shimmy and said "All Gone." LMAO I love you guys chemistry & the fact that queen has loosen up make your reactions better every time keep up the good work TMG Fam!!

  • @METALCHOPSTX8
    @METALCHOPSTX8 4 роки тому

    Love these 3 guys. Saw Bill Burr live & Jim Jefferies @ Carnegie Hall

  • @corgisrule21
    @corgisrule21 4 роки тому +5

    Australia banned guns and no gun related crimes since!! Oh wait.... 😂🤦🏻‍♀️also, no such thing as an assault rifle/weapon, Mr Jeffries 🤪

    • @jamk2668
      @jamk2668 2 роки тому

      Jim has beaten you, sorry. You will never win with these arguments. They don't convince anyone. You're just typing it in order to feel good.

  • @Antiguan2222
    @Antiguan2222 3 роки тому

    Omg I fuckin love Bill burr hes sooo fucking good!!! If u get a pool, that automatically increases your chances of drowning in ur backyard. You know one day ur walking around step on a rake in you go!!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @mrheem44
    @mrheem44 4 роки тому +6

    I have never heard that jim jeffries bit. that was REALLY good . what are his best ones?

    • @KingdomCome257
      @KingdomCome257 4 роки тому +1

      Jim Jeffries helps his disabled neighbor visit a prostitute, i was crying by the end XD

    • @lachlanhawkes-law3396
      @lachlanhawkes-law3396 3 роки тому +1

      Gods drunk at a party is pretty good as well

  • @drewpierson2674
    @drewpierson2674 4 роки тому

    I appreciate you guys not stopping it every other second to concoct a fake reaction. Entertaining, and good selection.

  • @hanch3664
    @hanch3664 5 років тому +5

    More Jim Jeffries. He's freaking hilarious.

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, he's awesome. And he offends right wingers, which is always a plus.

    • @Szolrykor
      @Szolrykor 5 років тому

      @@Tcrror offends Marxists too, they're all about self defense and arming the workers

    • @_MOORE_1986
      @_MOORE_1986 5 років тому

      @@The_Lone_Outlaw I love how you all get so offended and say he isn't funny, all because of something he said that hurt your funny bone

  • @ILive2Rescue
    @ILive2Rescue 4 роки тому +1

    Damn, I’ve been missing out! I’ve never heard of Jim Jeffries. He’s hilarious! 😂 😂

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 роки тому

      You HAVE been missing out. Try some other non-Americans like Dara O'Briain, Eddie Izzard, Sarah Millican, Dylan Moran, Katherine Ryan, Frankie Boyle, etc.

  • @benjin3993
    @benjin3993 5 років тому +4

    Need to start checking out The Whitest Kids You Know, theyre a funny skit group

  • @wotmot223
    @wotmot223 4 роки тому +1

    When I owned a pistol for my home, I cut away a section of the drywall near the bed and put the gun there. then put the drywall back and puttied it up and paint it. I cut it away every six months, checked the gun, put it back. After five years I laughed at myself, and took the gun to a gun range and kept the pistol there.

  • @yaboycapone1996
    @yaboycapone1996 5 років тому +7

    Deff gotta practice with a pistol. It's hard to hit shit at 30 yards.

    • @TresTrefusis
      @TresTrefusis 5 років тому +5

      You will likely never get into a position as a civilian where you need to take a shot at 30 yards, honestly that's irresponsible. Every bullet has a name on it, especially the ones that miss. At that range just run or take cover and wait for the police. Most civilian engagements come at a range of 7 yards or less, often at near point blank range. Get good on the fundamentals at 7 to 10 yards, practice 15 a bit and then learn to point shoot over the sights if you want to be a competent self defense marksman. The only instance I can think of where a 30 yard pistol shot might come up as a civillian is in the mass shooter scenario, across a park or something, and even then, I'd have to seriously consider not closing first, even as a Marine. Nothing would make me feel worse than trying to come to someone's aid and killing an innocent in the process. I would rather do what I can to insure I can take a good shot and get hit in the process than have that happen.

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 років тому

      @@TresTrefusis +1 Badassness for you, mate!

    • @Lawtonfl
      @Lawtonfl 5 років тому +1

      Shit I can barely hit anything at 15 years with a pistol. I'm still practicing but shooting a pistol accurately is probably one of the most frustrating things I have ever done

  • @lordsmith1408
    @lordsmith1408 4 роки тому

    F*** you that's my cup 😂😂😂
    Love you guys it's hilarious 😁😁😁

  • @1911GreaterThanALL
    @1911GreaterThanALL 5 років тому +6

    "Backwoods riddles."

    • @The_Lone_Outlaw
      @The_Lone_Outlaw 5 років тому

      1911GreaterThanALL When your idea or story is too long and complex, ya just gotta break it down some and make things simple.
      Ain’t nothin in life that needs complicating cept maybe for the law and such things like medicine or science and stuff. Life is short, complications just a waste of yer time.
      And brother, the clocks tickin...

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL 5 років тому +1

      @@The_Lone_Outlaw What?

    • @The_Lone_Outlaw
      @The_Lone_Outlaw 5 років тому

      1911GreaterThanALL Ya see, life is like a book. There’s a beginning and an end. And a bunch a chapters in between, unless you like the shine. Then there’s probably only a few. Like six, maybe eight if ya got good blood in ya.
      Now there ain’t nobody in this world gonna care to read a book with a thousand pages. Specially if it’s a whole lot nothing written down.
      What ya need is to make your story sweet and simple. Tell a good story. A good story ain’t very complicated once ya shave away the fat.
      In the words of someone, somewhere, some time,
      “Keep it simple stupid.”
      Best dang words a man can live by. Yessiree bob! That there’s the truth.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 4 роки тому +1

    If Daryl from the Walking Dead told me to get a shotgun, I'd get the shotgun. No substitute for experience, people.

  • @kkango77
    @kkango77 4 роки тому +18

    It's about a potential tyrannical government. Hong Kong would beg to differ right about now.

    • @shadowproductions969
      @shadowproductions969 4 роки тому +9

      exactly. Protection from threats, foreign AND domestic.
      Also Jeffries talks about banning guns to end massacres. According to the records.. there was 19 massacres in the 23 yrs before 1996 when they banned gun and 32 massacres in the 23 yrs after. Wouldn't exactly say that's an improvement.

    • @kypham6736
      @kypham6736 4 роки тому +1

      Right because giving civilians firearms to fight against a government that is backed by one of the world biggest superpowers i.e. China is a good idea. This may just be a perfect storm for China to deploy their army over to Hong Kong to help "CALM" things down. Not to mention China will use this as a very good excuse to imprison the people of Hong Kong whether they have any involvement or not with the firearms, even with the peaceful protesters especially individuals with great influence in the protest. You know in the real world, it's not about who has the highest level of Testosterone in their body but more about who can use most of their brains than others.

    • @darkhorse5232
      @darkhorse5232 4 роки тому +3

      China isn't America. I think that's the point here. Americans have a system that actually could resist the government since the military itself is sworn to uphold their constitutional rights. The checks and balances are established to prevent the military from being turned on the civilian population by a tyrant, directly. 100,000,000+ armed civilians is a problem for any military, even with tanks and bombs.
      China doesn't have a "2nd Amendment". Their citizens do not have the right to freedom of speech or freedom to follow their own religion. China's a mess. The people of Hong Kong are fighting and dying for the freedoms Americans take for granted or freely try to give up.

    • @KyleS3m3noff
      @KyleS3m3noff 4 роки тому +3

      @@darkhorse5232 I would pay fucking good money to see you test that theory.

    • @kypham6736
      @kypham6736 4 роки тому

      @@KyleS3m3noff Right? All it takes is 1 atomic bomb...remember Hiroshima and Nagasaki, see the level of destruction and that was 75 years ago imagine now. Even though the U.S has signed a treaty to never use that kind of destructive power again but who knows "Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures".

  • @lorenzovonmatterhorn7402
    @lorenzovonmatterhorn7402 4 роки тому

    HAHAHAH when he said crazy ma dude ..that is awesome :D

  • @moreththerogue6218
    @moreththerogue6218 5 років тому +15

    God made men but Sam Colt made them equal.

  • @rileyandmike
    @rileyandmike 5 років тому +1

    Tell the Queen - practice does NOT make perfect!
    Practice makes PERMANENT!
    Practice wrong doesn’t make it perfect!
    Your channel is awesome! Keep up the great work

  • @h1ghrasian607
    @h1ghrasian607 5 років тому +17

    You guys should watch hodgetwins funniest moment lol

  • @jeffreywhite5353
    @jeffreywhite5353 4 роки тому +1

    My new favorite couple on the web, keep up the good work.

  • @TecniclyAwsm
    @TecniclyAwsm 5 років тому +5

    Jim's was kinda hard to watch. Mostly because I disagree with most of what he said. Aside from the misinformed political type comedy he seems really good tho, I liked the rest of his set. To each their own I guess. Bill and Tom are always hilarious.

    • @Lawtonfl
      @Lawtonfl 5 років тому +4

      Ya it was hard for me to watch too because he really doesn't understand the statistics and doesn't know anything about guns or what gun owners stand for.

    • @jasonsimpson1397
      @jasonsimpson1397 4 роки тому +3

      @@Lawtonfl What do owners stand for? Speaking for all gun owners now?
      Btw, nothing he said was wrong. You are just or of the ones he said would get angry.

    • @dylanshandley1246
      @dylanshandley1246 4 роки тому +1

      Jason Simpson lmao. Gun owners stand for their right to own guns to defend themselves with, it’s really quite simple and just about every gun owner in America feels that same way which is why they own a gun in the first place. the whole argument he had against having a gun to defend yourself with is that a gun in a safe is useless, which would be why people own holsters and why there’s states where you can openly carry. A lot of what he said is wrong. Port Arthur isn’t the biggest mass shooting in the world and the only two years since the 1980’s that gun violence increased, were the 2 years that gun buybacks were implemented in Australia. He straight up admits in his next special that he made up the statistic about how likely you are to injure yourself with a gun and the pay rate of a security guard is actually lower than he says in this. He uses a bunch of things that Australians are told about guns that are just wrong (coming from an Australian). Like, for instance that the gun buybacks here got rid of guns (I know people here with criminal records that own guns) and the argument that only criminals will have guns if you take them away from the people being untrue (which is laughable, we have biker gangs here that get done with safe houses filled with guns and ammunition). He’s a funny comedian and that’s about it.

  • @tracyredding2181
    @tracyredding2181 3 роки тому

    She loves those grapes. You snoozed, you lost out on the sweet grapes

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 5 років тому +9

    would've been better to watch the video version of Jim Jefferies' bit because he makes face but all good.

  • @megancooper859
    @megancooper859 3 роки тому

    'Are those the sweet grapes'?' Why you drinkin my drink?' Get the musket!

  • @majeedhd5767
    @majeedhd5767 5 років тому +5

    React to Joey diaz True friendship he's the funniest human ever

  • @johnwinchester6934
    @johnwinchester6934 4 роки тому

    I live in the world where I'm constantly ready 24/7

  • @jeremiahphelps724
    @jeremiahphelps724 5 років тому +3

    The funny thing is there not called assault rifles. There labeled assault weapons.

    • @joelg5358
      @joelg5358 5 років тому

      they're! Otherwise your statement is correct.

  • @tommymacander32
    @tommymacander32 4 роки тому

    Your responses are hilarious. Thank you both.

  • @Fullmetal1291985
    @Fullmetal1291985 5 років тому +14

    Jim jefferies is funny but i would never take political advice from him or most Australians with the stuff I'm hearing outta there xD

    • @The_Lone_Outlaw
      @The_Lone_Outlaw 5 років тому

      Eric Goff He’s a lying bitch of a man.
      Oh, and he’s not funny.

    • @zidane456
      @zidane456 5 років тому

      @@The_Lone_Outlaw hahahaha triggered much?

    • @The_Lone_Outlaw
      @The_Lone_Outlaw 5 років тому

      Zidane Hahahaha annoying much? Grow a pair ya pussy.

  • @HowlingCurve
    @HowlingCurve 3 роки тому

    When an Aussie calls someone a c**t we usually mean it as a sign of friendship (our best friends will be greeted like "hey cu*ty (c**t tea) whats up?")

  • @brianwalrod2253
    @brianwalrod2253 5 років тому +9

    Crime went up in Australia though !

    • @enttish12
      @enttish12 5 років тому

      BS

    • @faptasticflapjacks6994
      @faptasticflapjacks6994 5 років тому +1

      Statistically it's true 😂

    • @osiris4883
      @osiris4883 5 років тому

      Homicides went down. Would you rather be killed or robbed?

    • @brianwalrod2253
      @brianwalrod2253 5 років тому

      @@osiris4883 Strapped with my glock, neither is happening ! Think of the people in the country who had their guns taken. The criminals don't worry about gun laws, and there's no law close enough to save them! The farmers with pitch forks against criminals with guns, and this has literally already happened in Australia .

    • @osiris4883
      @osiris4883 5 років тому

      @@brianwalrod2253 Homicides were reduced from gun intervention in the UK, Australia and Japan. Maximising the lethality of the weapons used only maximises the death toll when violence does occur. Criminals won't follow the law but effective gun intervention is already proven to work.
      Civilian firearm ownership fuels the demand for people to obtain guns both legally and illegally to be on an even playing field while making them much cheaper. It increases the incentive and accessibility for them to be used for crime. There is a positive correlation between homicides and household firearms across developed nations.
      Guns are used to save a lot of people but there are less lethal self defensive weapons. Guns are only necessary against an assailant with a gun ironically. Guns do not save every one they put in danger as 15,000 people are shot and killed every year (excluding suicides). You're just making it more likely that you and your men, women and children will be shot to death. Your anecdotal optimism is not representative of the bigger objective picture.

  • @pjsin9472
    @pjsin9472 4 роки тому

    LOL Jim Jefferies is hysterical! I never heard him before. Thanks for that

  • @TreeGod.
    @TreeGod. 4 роки тому +3

    I can laugh with Jim but he wrong about everything

  • @boobookittysheri9793
    @boobookittysheri9793 4 роки тому +1

    You two are a gorgeous and super fun FAM!

  • @shadowproductions969
    @shadowproductions969 4 роки тому +3

    What's funny.. is America has more people int he state of Texas alone than the entire country of Australia. I like Jim Jeffries but one thing it and the UK both showed is that when guns were banned, rapes, muggings and theft more than tripled and death rates barely decreased. Also worth mentioning.. he said massacres dropped to 0 after 96.. not even remotely true.. there has been about 2 dozen or so massacres there, some of which were over 10 people dead. The problem with most people debating gun control is they cherry pick facts and omit other truths.
    If you want to get technical.. 32 mass shootings from 96 to now 2019 in Australia involving multiple deaths.. 23 yrs. From 96 to 73 there are 19 massacres of the same average death count. 23 yrs without gun control.. now.. I'm no mathematician..

  • @alastname8467
    @alastname8467 4 роки тому +1

    @ 24:30 Haha, BUSTED. She was totally gankin' his drink!! The lies, you can see it in her eyes.

  • @kevingoff6161
    @kevingoff6161 5 років тому +3

    React to Jim Jefferies 'Letter to my son '

  • @Faux_Fox
    @Faux_Fox 5 років тому +1

    25:28 that slow head turn bahahaha

  • @jeffreysmith236
    @jeffreysmith236 5 років тому +4

    uh, only the wealthiest 6% owned slaves, so that whole analogy fails right there, so I thought it was a good attempt but it fell flat for me. Every classroom in Israel has a military grade weapon, a Galil or an uzi, and they NEVER have school shootings. well, they did ONCE, before the weapons were put into the schools. But not after. Of course, every teacher has served in the Israeli Defense Force and is qualified to use the weapon, so that would be a real problem here.

    • @osiris4883
      @osiris4883 5 років тому +2

      And yet they have a higher homicide rate than the UK, Australia and Japan who all saw a significant decrease in homicides following their successful deployments of gun control.

    • @Imbalanxd
      @Imbalanxd 5 років тому +4

      @@The_Lone_Outlaw you're fucking furious aren't you

    • @susanmaggiora4800
      @susanmaggiora4800 4 роки тому

      The Lone Outlaw What was he lying about? Other than the 50%, which was clearly a joke, he never gave any concrete information. You CAN change the constitution. Personally, I like guns. But it’s people like you that aren’t even willing to look at a fairly ridiculous situation with any humor whatsoever. Just say it. You like guns & don’t wanna give em up. The amount of people they end up making ‘safe’ is right up there with Mega Lottery winners, people struck by lightning & folks hit by meteor impacts. Statistically, it’s a very small percentage.

    • @reactionjunkie7891
      @reactionjunkie7891 4 роки тому

      @@Imbalanxd he's fucking seething! lol

  • @davidphillips9726
    @davidphillips9726 4 роки тому +1

    I've seen this vid before, but, gottdamn, you guys totally remind me of my wife and I. It just makes me happy to see