When Iceland Defeated Britain: The Cod Wars (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @LoneWolf343
    @LoneWolf343 5 років тому +11861

    "The Cod Wars were finally over."
    ...for now.

    • @krzysztofsobucki9681
      @krzysztofsobucki9681 5 років тому +159

      That would be the littest ending ever...

    • @jokuvaan5175
      @jokuvaan5175 5 років тому +332

      Next time Iceland will claim 1000 km of its coast. Give it a century and they'll claim the oceans of the whole World.

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 5 років тому +10

      Literally what i was thinking

    • @michaelalexander3078
      @michaelalexander3078 5 років тому +73

      LoneWolf343 Begun, the Cod Wars have.

    • @HgEuAaVrEdN
      @HgEuAaVrEdN 5 років тому +2

      Genius

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 3 роки тому +8917

    If it weren’t for those brave British and Icelandic sailors we’d all be speaking Cod today ✌️

  • @daveb.4268
    @daveb.4268 3 роки тому +3916

    "In Cod we Trust!" and "Cod save the Queen!" Were common battle cries.

    • @noobmaster-wg4no
      @noobmaster-wg4no 3 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂

    • @gunziz109
      @gunziz109 3 роки тому +36

      i want to cry

    • @FozzQuaker
      @FozzQuaker 3 роки тому +26

      Cry Cod for Harry, England and St George

    • @Betojb007
      @Betojb007 2 роки тому +31

      You know what they say... "Cod has mysterious ways."

    • @johnyricco1220
      @johnyricco1220 2 роки тому +16

      Cod be for us, who can be against us?

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 5 років тому +2608

    The big thing to note as to why Iceland was so important to NATO was because it was vital to the maintenance of the SOSUS listening posts that deterred Russian submarines from crossing the Greenland-Iceland-United Kingdom gap into the North Atlantic. And since "keeping them Ruskies out of our waters" was more important to America than anything else, you can understand why America came down so heavily in favor of Iceland during each of these conflicts.

    • @ramjb
      @ramjb 4 роки тому +205

      Not just SOSUS. The GIUK gap was patrolled from airbases in Iceland and was a key strategic point in controlling possible forays of the Soviet Naval Aviation bomber forces into the North Atlantic proper. Iceland was home to both ASW forces (in the shape of P3 Orions), but also an advanced Early Warning and fighter base, with F-15s and E3s deployed. With Iceland out of the picture not only the USSR's submarine force became much more threatening due to the collapse of SOSUS (the net was hardwired from Iceland, it could be shut down from there), their naval air assets could strike convoys at will with little or no forewarning from the Early Warning assets based on Iceland that were tasked with patrolling the northern approaches, and unchallenged by interception from F-15s coming from there aswell.
      Tom Clancy described that when he was writting "Red Storm Rising" (a novel about WWIII erupting in the early 80s) that he wargamed the scenario several times with friends of his and that the NATO air assets based on Iceland pretty much made an impossible task for the soviets to really threaten the naval communication lines between the US and Europe. Submarines had a hard time crossing the GIUK gap, but more importantly the AEW-Eagle combo based on Iceland made it virtually impossible for air attacks on convoys to happen. So, he had to write in the novel a whole arch covering the surprise invasion and neutering of Iceland as a base for NATO in order to make his narrative credible.

    • @jamesscarano7843
      @jamesscarano7843 4 роки тому +60

      @@ramjb That time when the Russian captain faked a perfect American accent and the NATO forces let them go by . . . awesome book . . .

    • @ThatIcelandicDude
      @ThatIcelandicDude 3 роки тому +31

      Then there is the fact that this is during a time when the US was actively asserting itself as "the" nato power. In the suez crisis America dropped the hammer on Britain hard, becouse Britain had not sought US approval before and America wanted to make it clear that nothing would be done in nato without consulting them first. In Iceland Britain was directly interfering in what they considered thei sphere of influence and they were going to let that slip by.

    • @boanamergulhao9423
      @boanamergulhao9423 3 роки тому +55

      so sus

    • @hamzaalikhan9932
      @hamzaalikhan9932 2 роки тому +33

      russia is being SO SUS...

  • @abbaa711
    @abbaa711 5 років тому +2510

    “The Cod Wars were finally over.”
    Until Cod Wars: Episode VIi: The Fish Awaken

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 4 роки тому +114

      Cod War VIII: The last Haddock
      Cod War IX: Rise of High Water
      Other instalments are
      Cod War: Ram One
      Cod War: Water polo

    • @wannabedal-adx458
      @wannabedal-adx458 4 роки тому +27

      @@thebronzedragon1 Well definitely call Cod War V: The Empire Strikes Back!!! Because why change a good thing!! :D

    • @Take-aim-and-reload...
      @Take-aim-and-reload... 4 роки тому +9

      *_Cod War: Infinite Warfare Remastered_*

    • @howardthealien2606
      @howardthealien2606 4 роки тому +3

      Elvin Ostrup Begun,the memes have

    • @B121AN1
      @B121AN1 4 роки тому +21

      Episode IV: A New Cod
      Episode V: Britain Strikes Back
      Episode VI: Return of the Fleet

  • @Outside85
    @Outside85 4 роки тому +1124

    basically this was the Monty Python sketch where the UK dances up to Iceland, slaps it with two herrings for a couple of times, then iceland pulls out a cod and smacks the UK into the water.

  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler 5 років тому +6637

    So that's why the price of my cod and chips has increased!

    • @lirachasmody
      @lirachasmody 5 років тому +295

      rambler why arent you playing hoi4

    • @anhalter1572
      @anhalter1572 5 років тому +32

      Lol

    • @rpbapale2732
      @rpbapale2732 5 років тому +72

      Oh hey their HOI4 Historian. Damn you and your references.

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 5 років тому +41

      our lord is here

    • @rydyly1734
      @rydyly1734 5 років тому +31

      That's a for sure sign that an Iceland superpower video is coming out. Hope your hairline can sustain such a pure video idea Alex!

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 5 років тому +7647

    Iceland pulled the "I'm calling mom!" card.

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 5 років тому +552

      Mom was the United States

    • @TheMarkster245
      @TheMarkster245 4 роки тому +381

      I’m calling mommy Nixon

    • @Kanohoro
      @Kanohoro 4 роки тому +464

      Nixon says it's my turn on the Xbox

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 4 роки тому +126

      Nixon says the Xbox is mine :)

    • @joshuaearlsumbillo25
      @joshuaearlsumbillo25 4 роки тому +160

      Britain should've just drop opium in Iceland just like what they did with the Chinese and the Ottomans.

  • @vectravi2008
    @vectravi2008 4 роки тому +1178

    One of the Icelandic secret weapons at this time was a costal patrol vessel called Thor. Much smaller than any British warship it still packed a mighty punch. This was because the normally empty fore peak tank in the bow of the Thor had been deliberately filled with concrete. This made a very effective battering ram that scared many a British warship captain. The Thor could ram without suffering too much damage and incur major damage on its opponent and most importantly without firing a single shot. Clever what?

    • @Unknownmonkey13
      @Unknownmonkey13 2 роки тому +49

      I'm sorry to be that guy but do you have a source for that? Neither of the two icelandic vessels I've found named Þór has any mention of a concrete ram

    • @vectravi2008
      @vectravi2008 2 роки тому +111

      @@Unknownmonkey13 hi Gallows, A few years after the cod wars I sailed with an engineer who had been on the Thor at the time. He told me about it. It resulted in her always being down by the head afterwards as it couldn't be removed.
      Don't know if there is any official sources, I've looked myself after seeing your reply but I couldn't find anything either.

    • @Unknownmonkey13
      @Unknownmonkey13 2 роки тому +18

      @@vectravi2008 Shame, seemed like an interesting read, thanks anyway

    • @heimirmagnusson1036
      @heimirmagnusson1036 2 роки тому +71

      @@vectravi2008 you might be referring to the Odin vessel which was known for ramming into British vessels during the cod wars, which was later replaced by the thor vessel, its currently in the icelandic maritime museum.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 роки тому +20

      I didn't know that the Icelandic Coast Guard was adept in unconventional warfare. LMFAO.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 5 років тому +7502

    *Iceland has left faction: NATO.*
    ...
    *Iceland has joined faction: Warsaw Pact.*

    • @ВасилВасилев-о8о
      @ВасилВасилев-о8о 4 роки тому +541

      Transmission from the United States of America:iceland has left nato
      Transmission from the union of Soviet socialist Republics:iceland has joined the Warsaw pact

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 роки тому +378

      America: GODDAMN IT BRITIAN!@!!

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 4 роки тому +528

      Iceland has called The Soviet Union as our enemy in the Romanian-Brazilian war.

    • @misschauchatcultistbernie2740
      @misschauchatcultistbernie2740 4 роки тому +241

      @@yeatnumber1Dmuncher Bulgaria has called Switzerland as our enemy in the Bulgarian-Bulgarian war was the strangest I have ever seen and it was on a Feedback gaming video I believe

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 4 роки тому +147

      @@misschauchatcultistbernie2740 "The United States has declared war on the United States"

  • @smilingearth5181
    @smilingearth5181 5 років тому +2841

    Going to war for fish and chips is perhaps the most British thing I've heard about since the Opium Wars.

    • @thewanderingdoomed4883
      @thewanderingdoomed4883 4 роки тому +17

      Lmao

    • @X_Potato
      @X_Potato 3 роки тому +132

      British tanks have tea making facilities.

    • @smilingearth5181
      @smilingearth5181 3 роки тому +106

      @@X_Potato that is VIOLENTLY British.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 роки тому +8

      Ah, the British, with their cute second-biggest-empire ever that fails to beat the biggest, Spain's, for during the Iberian Union, the Spanish Emperor ruled all oceans with no rival, but the British ALWAYS had to share EVERY ocean with the French and others. Brits sing that Britannia rules the waves, so the UK of GB admits that seas count, seas with more resources than British wastelands, mind you. Only hypocrites count the less-resource-rich areas. Who owns most of the earth? Spain wins. Who has more wastelands and poor people? Britain wins.

    • @smilingearth5181
      @smilingearth5181 3 роки тому +28

      @@scintillam_dei...the fuck are you going on about?

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh 4 роки тому +1894

    Cod Wars
    Cod Wars The Empire Strikes Back
    Cod Wars The Return of the Vikings

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 3 роки тому +82

      Cod wars: the cod fights back

    • @mrpewpews8918
      @mrpewpews8918 3 роки тому +10

      YEEEAAAHHH!!!

    • @0915junior
      @0915junior 3 роки тому +26

      Lord of the cods the two trawlers.

    • @derinko
      @derinko 3 роки тому +16

      Cod Wars: Now it's personal

    • @danc7934
      @danc7934 3 роки тому +27

      Cod wars: Revenge of the Brits

  • @Mauricio24271
    @Mauricio24271 4 роки тому +13064

    "Iceland won three wars in a row against the UK"
    Argentina: is it possible to learn this power?

  •  5 років тому +8129

    Iceland:
    (increases economic zone to 12 miles)
    (increases economic zone to 50 miles)
    (increases economic zone to 200 miles)
    (increases economic zone to the entire ocean)

    • @andgames9805
      @andgames9805 4 роки тому +579

      (increases economic zone to all the water of the universe)

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 роки тому +561

      Don't expose all the plans yet

    • @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger
      @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger 4 роки тому +98

      Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. to U.S.: "MAMA!!!!"

    • @theomegapyrope9715
      @theomegapyrope9715 4 роки тому +195

      RULE ISLANDDIA
      ISLANDDIA RULE THE WAVES

    • @barkinghampalace5032
      @barkinghampalace5032 4 роки тому +89

      Better yet, increases it by a line up to the U.K. itself, just barely touching.

  • @alabamaal225
    @alabamaal225 4 роки тому +432

    I remember a cartoon satirizing the "Cod War" showing British admirals gathered around a chart table with model ships being moved about by subordinates. One of the admirals was portrayed as saying, "We haven't had this much fun since Jutland."

    • @williammerkel1410
      @williammerkel1410 2 роки тому +11

      That can't be much fun since even though Jutland was a draw the RN took significantly higher losses and it could have turned out much worse for them, they were outgunned and outmaneuvered, only the size of their fleet prevented disaster.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 2 роки тому +28

      @@williammerkel1410 While it was a tactical defeat, it was a strategic victory.
      Because the German Navy never ventured out again following the Battle of Jutland.
      In the case of the British Navy, it was actually too big to fail.

    • @ericlee5515
      @ericlee5515 Рік тому +3

      @@AudieHolland German submarines still ventured out. It was still a major British victory as the status quo was maintained and the British could take the naval casualties, the Germans couldn't.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Рік тому

      @@ericlee5515 There never was a second naval battle. Submarines don't count.

    • @richardthomas5362
      @richardthomas5362 Рік тому +3

      @@williammerkel1410 Actually, I think the Germans were outgunned. The Germans a little over 20 battleships, a mix of pre dreadnoughts (4 x 11in guns), battle cruisers (8 x 11in guns, I think, and, as it turned out, explosive), and dreadnoughts (the 12 x 11in and 12 x 12in gun ships had broadsides of 8 big guns while the most advanced dreadnoughts had 10 x 12in guns with a 10 gun broadside. The Royal Navy had around 10 dreadnoughts (10 x 12in guns, except the Agincourt which had 14 x 12in guns), 12 super dreadnoughts (10 x 13.5in guns each) and five super dreadnoughts (8 x 15in guns), as well as floating explosives (battle cruisers with 12 and 13.5in guns). I think the only reason the Germans gave better than they got is because the British AP rounds had defective detonators, or something, which meant a number of their hits failed to explode. If the Germans had stayed to fight to the end I believe the Germans would have been wiped out, but the British grand fleet would have been much smaller as a result.

  • @Canhistoryismylife
    @Canhistoryismylife 5 років тому +1746

    I’m waiting for the movie about this called “The Codfather”

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 5 років тому +18

      Apparently there are some fish and chip shops with that name.😋😂🐟🍟

    • @IncogNidos
      @IncogNidos 5 років тому

      I too saw word "God father" somehow

    • @Some_Random_Asshole
      @Some_Random_Asshole 5 років тому +7

      There’s a chippy near me called that

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 5 років тому

      Now, head yourself out

    • @nb2008nc
      @nb2008nc 5 років тому +4

      Instead of a dead horse head, throw a mutated cod head in someone's bed.

  • @lilyydotdev
    @lilyydotdev 5 років тому +1440

    in Iceland we are tought this in 5th grade and legit 99% of all the classes my 5th grade teacher tought found this more interesting than ww2

    • @mentos93
      @mentos93 4 роки тому +50

      I never heard anything about iceland in ww2, will look into it sounds intresting.

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 роки тому +17

      Í hvaða skóla varst þú í

    • @lilyydotdev
      @lilyydotdev 4 роки тому +24

      @@aj-gt4vj laugarnesskólam kennarinn var sköllóttur og smá off topic

    • @benjamingumundsson4397
      @benjamingumundsson4397 4 роки тому +9

      Yyyy U gay it was occupied by the british and then turned over to the americans

    • @rubennavarro611
      @rubennavarro611 4 роки тому +20

      @@lilyydotdev wow islandic is more similar to swedish that what i imagin, i kind of understand u

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 4 роки тому +263

    I remember this - much hilarity in UK btw. One problem was that Royal Navy destroyers at the time had only light modern armour, whereas the Icelander ships had icebreaker hulls. 'Accidental' collisions tended to have only one result.

    • @PlutoTheSynth
      @PlutoTheSynth 3 місяці тому +2

      was the result british ships being split in half by icelandic ships, which remained mostly intact?

    • @unclenogbad1509
      @unclenogbad1509 3 місяці тому +5

      @@PlutoTheSynth Not quite that drastic, but certainly BIG holes where the RN ships didn't want such things. The Icelandic ships, certainly, suffered no harm.

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 5 років тому +4427

    Cod War?
    U.S.: sleeps
    Threaten to leave NATO?
    U.S.: HOL UP NOW

    • @rocky8u32
      @rocky8u32 5 років тому +391

      For context: Iceland was critical during the Cold War for NATO's control of the Atlantic. The US Air Force maintained an air base for the whole Cold War at Keflavik. This allowed the air force and navy to support air patrols of the North Atlantic. In addition, Iceland was one of the bases if the G-I-UK passive sonar detection system (SOSUS) that was designed to detect Soviet submarines entering the Atlantic out of the submarine bases on the Barents Sea.
      All of this was important for preventing the Soviet Union from cutting off US reinforcements and supplies to Europe in the event of a "hot" war. NATO wanted to prevent what the Germans tried to do in both world wars, use submarines and aircraft to attack shipping across the Atlantic. Iceland was a critical part of this strategy, so I'm sure the threat of them withdrawing was taken very seriously at the time.

    • @wilms2328
      @wilms2328 5 років тому +196

      @@rocky8u32 Iceland has excellently navigated itself into NATO. Because they were technically under allied occupation during the second world War, they offered to join NATO in exchange for having to supply not a single soldier. They leveraged their strategic position incredibly well, which brought them into this unique position within NATO

    • @xbox_cheeto5338
      @xbox_cheeto5338 5 років тому +3

      @@wilms2328 But they can't do that now so much considering their lessened importance as a location

    • @wilms2328
      @wilms2328 5 років тому +47

      @@xbox_cheeto5338 Strategic importance doesn't really change. Control of the GIUK-gap, the seas between Greenland, Iceland and the UK is vital for access to the Atlantic. NATO controls that area fully. In event of conflict with Russia (basically NATOs purpose), the Russian navy will never be able to break out into the Atlantic

    • @wilms2328
      @wilms2328 5 років тому +38

      @Papaya Tasty I'm not trying to be paranoid, sorry if I came across as such. All I'm saying is that NATO was created as an opposing force to the Soviet Union, whose legal successor is Russia. Having the ability to restrict access to the oceans is very important during wartime.
      NATO controls all the vital naval chokepoints in Europe: The Sound in the Baltic, the English Channel, the GIUK gap, the Bosporus and the strait of Gibraltar plus whatever I might have missed.
      Of course conflict with Russia is extremely unlikely, but if such a conflict was to arise, NATO is in an excellent strategic position to deal with it. That's basically what a defensive alliance like NATO is about: being prepared for such circumstances.

  • @androzani
    @androzani 5 років тому +1659

    Here’s a little lesson in fishery.

    • @bogdan1058
      @bogdan1058 5 років тому +36

      Glad to see that reference here

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 роки тому +124

      This went down in history.

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great 4 роки тому +119

      @@biliminsrlar5752 If you wanna be a fisher NUMBER ONE, you gotta catch the British on the run!

    • @datboi6005
      @datboi6005 4 роки тому +83

      @@justinian-the-great now listen to me, and fish around! Be careful not to make a sound!

    • @lahavmorris9919
      @lahavmorris9919 4 роки тому +73

      *BOOM!*
      (Warning shot)

  • @Thecommander248
    @Thecommander248 3 роки тому +3508

    USA: "STOP KILLING OUR ALLIES FOR FISH!"
    Britain: "BUT I'M HUNGRY!"

    • @joaolucasfraga9147
      @joaolucasfraga9147 3 роки тому +607

      USA: "NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE ENGLAND, HUNGARY IS WAY TO THE EAST AND A BIT TO THE SOUTH!"

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 3 роки тому +61

      @@joaolucasfraga9147 XD

    • @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386
      @fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386 3 роки тому +71

      @@joaolucasfraga9147 thats a fucking impostor, the real USA is not that good at geography

    • @joaolucasfraga9147
      @joaolucasfraga9147 3 роки тому +36

      @@fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386 Nice one! :D

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 2 роки тому +46

      @@joaolucasfraga9147 the real USA couldnt even spell hungary. They wouldnt even dream of that place being an independent nation

  • @paradoxequinox4104
    @paradoxequinox4104 4 роки тому +392

    I love that animation of the U.S laying on the pressure. Just this powerful slowly leaning closer and closer until they finally were like "OK!Jeez."

    • @unclejoeoakland
      @unclejoeoakland 3 роки тому +10

      Ever hear how LBJ would lay it on congressmen? He'd set them in a few low club chair and hover in real close, badgering them from inched away, get his face up under their noses and remind them how he could queer every last dime of pork they had coming.
      To his credit, it worked.

    • @wyveriusblackfire3834
      @wyveriusblackfire3834 2 роки тому +7

      "Ferb, lean on him."

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 8 місяців тому +2

      I prefer the "more, and more, and more...." sequence.

  • @MatsLM
    @MatsLM 3 роки тому +146

    If you’re interested, the casualty on the Icelandic side was during the Second Cod War. It was an engineer onboard the Icelandic Patrol Vessel ICGV Ægir. The man in question is Halldór Hallfreðsson, who was killed by electrocution when flooding came to his section of the boat when the British HMS Scylla rammed it.

    • @aapowarjovaara1865
      @aapowarjovaara1865 Рік тому +16

      Greatest hero in the Icelandic history

    • @evo5dave
      @evo5dave Рік тому +8

      What about the cod???

    • @Frisbieinstein
      @Frisbieinstein Рік тому +4

      Annual cod ceremonies honor Hallfreðsson.

    • @Enyap_
      @Enyap_ Рік тому +7

      There was also German guy who was severely injured when he was somehow hit by a line with a hook trailing from an Icelandic boat intended to slice off the fishing nets of the boat he was on.

  • @Infamouschef_
    @Infamouschef_ 2 роки тому +281

    I love how passive aggressive so many wars have gotten after WW2. Instead of shooting each other, they are playing naval bumper cars.

  • @asj8048
    @asj8048 5 років тому +553

    🇬🇧:"hehe u r only fighting with ur coast guard"
    🇮🇸: Yes.

    • @Lakeland_IV
      @Lakeland_IV 5 років тому +50

      direct rule from Reykjavík

    • @eh1600
      @eh1600 5 років тому +83

      Chad Icelandic fisherman vs Virgin British sailor

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 5 років тому +27

      @@Lakeland_IV E V E R Y I C E L A N D I C A F I S H E R

  • @AmusedWalrus
    @AmusedWalrus 5 років тому +1427

    "The UK didn't wish to jeopardize the alliance, or more specifically annoy the Americans" How times have changed since 1812

    • @cursedex3755
      @cursedex3755 5 років тому +171

      Britain basically lost all of it's super power due to WW1, 2 and decolonisation and so we're no where near a super power anymore as America and the USSR took over as the worlds super powers

    • @benign2859
      @benign2859 5 років тому +5

      @@cursedex3755 Nice airhead you have.

    • @cursedex3755
      @cursedex3755 5 років тому +123

      @@benign2859 Its the unfortunate truth and way of history, all empires eventually fall and so did ours there was nothing which could have prevented it

    • @MonTheWell1886
      @MonTheWell1886 5 років тому +65

      @@cursedex3755
      WW1 didn't really hurt Britain that much. They gained German colonies and the UK and France became the strongest powers in Europe until WW2.

    • @la34632
      @la34632 5 років тому +47

      Not that surprising considering the importance of Iceland in the alliance, without the GIUK Gap there would have been Soviet submarines in the Atlantic.

  • @tykjpelk
    @tykjpelk 3 роки тому +314

    Iceland had an advanced weapon to fight the British trawlers: A sharpened anchor that the coast guard would drag as they crossed behind the trawlers, cutting the trawl wires.

    • @mythplatypuspwned
      @mythplatypuspwned Місяць тому

      Weren't the net cutters actually improvised from road grading blades?

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 4 роки тому +334

    *Next year* : Iceland claims exclusive rights to waters within 4000 miles of their shores
    *Iceland wins*

  • @alhurpoiuytrewq9377
    @alhurpoiuytrewq9377 5 років тому +2321

    Russians: I fight for my motherland
    Germans:I fight for my people
    British: I fight for my king
    Iceland: I fight for my freaking COD!!

    • @joemanton2340
      @joemanton2340 4 роки тому +48

      for Britain its queen

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +19

      In germany it was i fight for god and Kaiser

    • @apreciadordobrasil4932
      @apreciadordobrasil4932 4 роки тому +46

      Russians:Za Rodinu!(For the Motherland!
      Germans:Für das Vaterland!(For the Fatherland!)
      British:God save the King/Queen!
      Icelanders: *Hendur af þorskinum mínum!*

    • @alhurpoiuytrewq9377
      @alhurpoiuytrewq9377 4 роки тому +6

      what is the Translation for the Icelandic one

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +5

      @@alhurpoiuytrewq9377 probably i fight for my cod but thats just a guess

  • @justnoah2073
    @justnoah2073 3 роки тому +36

    2:02 I love the "People's" slapped onto the Republic of China. It's a really nice detail because in 1971 is when the PROC was given the seat on the security council instead of the ROC.

  • @AmusedWalrus
    @AmusedWalrus 5 років тому +3313

    "This was embarrassing for the UK" This enraged his father who punished him severely

    • @opfor287
      @opfor287 5 років тому +46

      You are not a clown you are the entire circus

    • @dalikunsmith7938
      @dalikunsmith7938 5 років тому +23

      Ted Garrison The most ambitious crossover

    • @RicardoD957
      @RicardoD957 5 років тому +152

      Oh an oversimplified joke? There's a tax for that.

    • @trashman7906
      @trashman7906 5 років тому +55

      More like his son (the Unites States) threatened to put him in a nursing home.

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 5 років тому +1

      Johan Jacobs r/woooosh

  • @a2falcone
    @a2falcone 4 роки тому +97

    The 1952 Declaration of Santiago from Chile, Peru and Ecuador, and the Third Cod War, were key precedents for the international recognition of 200 nmi exclusive economic zones. So it was actually a pretty important "war".

    • @MrPicky
      @MrPicky 2 роки тому +29

      Correct, Iceland did a lot of countries a big favour by starting this.

  • @conorstapleton3183
    @conorstapleton3183 3 роки тому +92

    Britain: *sending Warships to the Channel Islands, because of fishing rights*
    Cod War Veteran: *has flashbacks*

  • @DampZombieNugget
    @DampZombieNugget 5 років тому +904

    UK: Ok, how much more do you think of expanding your naval borders?
    Iceland: Yes

  • @arandomperson6557
    @arandomperson6557 4 роки тому +699

    Breaking News: Iceland expands fishing area to 5,000,000,000 miles

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 4 роки тому +18

      If this stuff had happened 100 - 200 years before then Britain would have just taken over Iceland.

    • @Einargizz
      @Einargizz 4 роки тому +47

      Oh cool... That means we can fish just outside Pluto's orbit.

    • @Hellenic_Empire
      @Hellenic_Empire 3 роки тому +6

      @@Einargizz not now.... After Cod war 28278228th Iceland doubled its claims..

    • @NJFireDepartment
      @NJFireDepartment 2 роки тому

      Not without pissing off the Entire World

    • @arandomperson6557
      @arandomperson6557 2 роки тому

      @@Einargizz I've heard they have some great fish there though, luckily.

  • @rvfharrier
    @rvfharrier 3 роки тому +29

    For those wondering why anyone would have even cared about Iceland leaving NATO, it's because of its geography. It's situated centrally in the GIUK (Greenland, Iceland, United Kingdom) gap, a chokepoint for Soviet submarines attempting to enter the Atlantic ocean. With Iceland as part of NATO, assets could be stationed there to make life very difficult for any such submarines trying to enter the Atlantic to potentially devastate convoys from the US in the event of a war, hence the threat of them pulling out of NATO having such sway.

  • @notesla1568
    @notesla1568 4 роки тому +4832

    Iceland: (openly attacks British vessels)
    USA: *(Sniff) this is the most beautiful thing I've seen since 1776*

    • @sniperpc1971
      @sniperpc1971 4 роки тому +408

      Vietcong: Start massacring american soldiers
      UK: (sniff) This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen since 1812
      Edit: A lot of you are getting very angry! Remember kids, this is a joke! Don't take it too seriously!

    • @gavinr9356
      @gavinr9356 4 роки тому +89

      @@sniperpc1971 massacring american soldiers? the death toll of the u.s was 58,000 and vietnams was 1,165,000

    • @MS-qd1jj
      @MS-qd1jj 4 роки тому +135

      @@gavinr9356 exactly and an undeveloped farming nation against a superpower leading a coalition of minor powers, for the vietcong, it was a win. Plus their enemies were outspending them hugely and still failed to reach strategic goals.

    • @gavinr9356
      @gavinr9356 4 роки тому +37

      @@MS-qd1jj the u.s strategic goals were extremely flawed because they didn’t want another Korea. Also if you go buy percentage of gdp spent. Then no the u.s didn’t outspend them. Also this has nothing to do with what I was even saying I was calling out the fact the comment was stupid and even if it was a joke it was a shit one considering it was false.Don’t bring up things that I wasn’t even talking about to win an argument.

    • @gavinr9356
      @gavinr9356 4 роки тому +27

      @@secretname4190 ok and? I understand that they should have had better strategic goals.but Also this has happend to the Soviets when they invaded Afghanistan and China couldn’t take Taiwan. So stop trying to act like only the u.s had these issues.there’s many times in history when other superpowers failed to win against minor countries.

  • @blitzkrieg2928
    @blitzkrieg2928 5 років тому +320

    Uk: my fish
    Iceland: I would like to talk with your manager
    UK and USA: Oh boy

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 3 роки тому +4

      Karen Karendottir?

  • @Jonathan-nn3rg
    @Jonathan-nn3rg 4 роки тому +19

    I just have to say (for all your videos in general), I love them! Even though your animated people don't talk or have facial expressions, the way you move them and the thing with their eyes are just so funny! That's probably the biggest reason I watch these (and to learn). These are the best historical shows on UA-cam!!! 😁👍

  • @armandovaiandando6472
    @armandovaiandando6472 5 років тому +79

    0:05 I always thought that the Emu war was the most important.

    • @darthvenator2487
      @darthvenator2487 3 роки тому

      What about when we Brazilian kicked france in the epic lobster war.

  • @viktoriouz1
    @viktoriouz1 5 років тому +57

    Fun fact, a key strategy Iceland used in the second cod war to upset the UK was to have giant scissors on designated boats that would go out and cut the fishing net of British ships. This resulted in ships having to go back to the UK to get new net which was very time consuming and expensive. And ofc Iceland never paid a dime in damages.

    • @heycunt7186
      @heycunt7186 2 роки тому

      BRUH talk about clever

    • @Zeroneii3
      @Zeroneii3 Рік тому

      @@heycunt7186 are you perhaps looking for the word ingenuity?

  • @LaYziELoC7
    @LaYziELoC7 4 роки тому +359

    Call of Duty: The Cod Wars

  • @jonthorn1968
    @jonthorn1968 5 років тому +267

    Fact: My Icelandic great-grandfather was a veteran of two of these wars

    • @blueowlfilms
      @blueowlfilms 3 роки тому +66

      I cant when begin to imagine the brutality and trauma he faced from the war

    • @IngiR08
      @IngiR08 3 роки тому +13

      My grandma was a veteran too!

    • @IngiR08
      @IngiR08 3 роки тому +15

      And my great-grandfather was a WWII veteran. He died in an attack in Iceland by Nazi submarines.

    • @blueowlfilms
      @blueowlfilms 3 роки тому +10

      @@IngiR08 may his soul rest in peace

    • @blueowlfilms
      @blueowlfilms 3 роки тому +4

      @Diego Mayz r/whoosh

  • @TheZags18
    @TheZags18 5 років тому +1743

    The cold war turned into the cod war cuz Britain took the L

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 роки тому +90

    Denmark: gets involved in cod war 2 on the British side to protect the seas around the Faroe Islands!
    Iceland: doubles Its fishing zone in cod war 3, getting dangerously close to Greenland and the Faroe Islands.
    Denmark: does nothing

    • @scipio436
      @scipio436 3 роки тому +18

      The knew they had no chance against the might of the Icelandic Empire

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie Рік тому +2

      ​@@scipio436
      Danish feelings about Iceland are... complicated.

    • @Owgla
      @Owgla Рік тому +1

      ​@@alanpennie the feeling is mutual

  • @bigmanjorge
    @bigmanjorge 5 років тому +311

    Captain Birdseye is wanted by NATO for multiple massacres during the Cod War

    • @julianaylor4351
      @julianaylor4351 5 років тому +4

      He likes the simple things like stealing fish from other people's waters.😋😂

    • @spooks7108
      @spooks7108 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @goulven05
      @goulven05 3 роки тому

      Unfunny joke but ok

    • @bigmanjorge
      @bigmanjorge 3 роки тому

      @@goulven05 So you feel the need to trundle in a year later with your world class intellectual output. If only we could all be as witty as you, lardy-fucking-da

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +427

    Robbie Rotten goes crazy when it comes to his people's fish

  • @arnigeir1597
    @arnigeir1597 3 роки тому +3

    00:49 that frame in the background looks just like something on the wall of an Icelandic office, they are all covered with landscape paintings, always with mountains and ocean.

  • @chadvid2000
    @chadvid2000 5 років тому +301

    When the Waters starts to speak Icelandic
    Royal Navy: “Oh Neptune”

    • @EkEMaN91
      @EkEMaN91 3 роки тому +11

      You joke, but that kind of did happen. The Icelandic fishermen did not take kindly to some kinky boot tea drinkers and so they would terrorize them through ramming and any other means they thought of. To stop this the British Navy patrolled and would clash with them instead, but the Icelanders were wily and would slip through their patrols. To combat that, British ships were to call out the locations of spotted Icelandic ships. That worked well for a few days until the Icelandic fishing men started recording the messages and playing them when they'd long since become untrue. When the British realized this, they'd report the message as false and the Icelanders recorded that too, for when they next spotted them.

    • @kamanashiskar9203
      @kamanashiskar9203 3 роки тому

      Well, that only for decade. Than they went back to speaking British.

  • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
    @gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 років тому +47

    My father took part in the cod wars. He says we were totally crazy in our ships with the ramming and using a special custom made clippers to cut the nets of the UK ships. I'm very proud of him.

  • @DrQuak
    @DrQuak 3 роки тому +7

    I think you glossed over a small important fact of *why* the US was willing to embarrass the UK in this way for Iceland - Iceland's membership within NATO was of significant tactical importance in terms of containing / monitoring Russian vessels (especially submarines) leaving the North Sea. One of the big tactical focuses of NATO was containing the Russian navy, which had significant constraints due to geography. The only Russian Naval access to the Atlantic were either to take their Black Sea fleet through the Bosporus (controlled by Turkey) or Gibraltar (controlled by UK) straits, both of which were key NATO members; or to take their Baltic Sea fleet through the English Channel (obviously controlled by the UK) or the two waterways either side of Iceland (the GIUK gap). Policing the GIUK gap was, basically, the primary role of the British Royal Navy within NATO, and could only be done effectively with a good UK-Iceland relationship. If the Soviet Navy could traverse the GIUK gap with ease then, should the cold war turn hot, the Soviets could disrupt NATO naval as the Germans tried to do in WW1 / WW2.

  • @concept5631
    @concept5631 4 роки тому +882

    *Iceland has left: NATO*
    *Iceland has join: Warsaw Pact*
    USA: *_BRRIIITTAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!_*

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 роки тому +18

      @Yyyy U gay Stolen *_and_* remodeled.

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 роки тому +4

      @Yyyy U gay The better one

    • @Maekar19
      @Maekar19 4 роки тому +4

      SLINKMAANNNNN

    • @mrabdou3569
      @mrabdou3569 4 роки тому +12

      (panic in american )

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 4 роки тому +10

      @@Katzian I call this 'Aggressive Negotiations'

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 5 років тому +2221

    You should rename it to “that time Iceland defeated Britain, three times”

    • @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498
      @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498 5 років тому +8

      I seen you in Hyper bat mapping comment sections

    • @Novella1
      @Novella1 5 років тому +13

      I create similar videos on my channel but it's hard getting recognized. Could anyone check it out and tell me their thoughts? Thank you

    • @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498
      @unitedkingdomofgreatbritai5498 5 років тому +5

      @@Novella1 ok

    • @VenomousCompany
      @VenomousCompany 5 років тому +15

      @@Novella1/videos I was actually surprised with the quality of your "Last Man To Die In World War I" video. Not as good at the big history channels but very certainly decent. I gave you a sub anyway and i'll see what you do in the future. I'm sure video quality will improve a lot as time goes on.

    • @mhx6437
      @mhx6437 5 років тому +11

      @@Novella1 Thank for not spamming linkd and asking properly. I will check it out.

  • @joseSanchez-ej2oh
    @joseSanchez-ej2oh 2 роки тому +9

    3:09
    I love how he can make international relations hilarious with such stiff movement by giving the appropriate context

  • @samwilkinson2534
    @samwilkinson2534 5 років тому +322

    Who will win?
    Iceland: the country with NO army and a little coast guard.
    UK: One of the largest and high tech navy's in the world.

    • @adamingigulaugsson3323
      @adamingigulaugsson3323 4 роки тому +39

      The icy bois

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 роки тому +5

      Iceland

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +42

      Calling mom won.

    • @indefiniteabyss1257
      @indefiniteabyss1257 4 роки тому +29

      Calling mommy usa won

    • @sigurhel
      @sigurhel 4 роки тому +13

      You might want to note that the Coastguard ships were converted trawlers with a second hand gun welded to the deck. They only fired blanks at the RN, while cutting off the trawls from the British trawlers.

  • @blomakranz
    @blomakranz 5 років тому +8

    Gotta love when Óðinn was practically split in half yet it was in service until very recently, right now he is a piece of the Fishing museum downtown(westend) and you can occasionally tour him with a tour guide

  • @SamBrickell
    @SamBrickell Рік тому +21

    The US is just like: "Are you SERIOUSLY endangering NATO just because you want to eat cheaper fish!?"

  • @IowanLawman
    @IowanLawman 4 роки тому +36

    I love the fact that the lack of fish for Fish & Chips started a national emergency

  • @cespu_iv4519
    @cespu_iv4519 5 років тому +245

    That's why in HOI4 britain always attack Iceland

    • @jeebeeb5813
      @jeebeeb5813 5 років тому +17

      @my mom You say occupation, I say some dudes on vacation during WW2.

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 5 років тому +2

      and lost in hoi4

    • @scottishboi6035
      @scottishboi6035 5 років тому

      😂

    • @CrawDad669
      @CrawDad669 5 років тому

      HOI!

    • @1212rocketlauncher
      @1212rocketlauncher 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeebeeb5813 Ironically enough a few British soldiers died here in Iceland during WW2, they froze to death in the Westfjords.

  • @andrewcutler4513
    @andrewcutler4513 3 роки тому +3

    I remember, as a young kid, seeing a TV news article (maybe on 60 Minutes?) about the '70s round. The Icelandic Coast Guard ships were "armed" with 19th century style muzzle loaded cannons!

  • @martinfawkes595
    @martinfawkes595 5 років тому +759

    And when Iceland weren’t done embarrassing us at war, they embarrassed us at football.

    • @Temp-hg3kq
      @Temp-hg3kq 5 років тому +7

      Martin Fawkes 🤝

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +45

      Adding salt to the wound
      Adding insult to injury
      Insert analogy here

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 5 років тому +17

      We suck at soccer anyway. Might as well concentrate on improving our rugby and cricket.

    • @KofteG61
      @KofteG61 5 років тому +25

      Iceland is something else. They also humiliated the Netherlands and Turkey.

    • @jerres9585
      @jerres9585 5 років тому +9

      @@lennydale92 Dude you have the premier league, the best league in the world in my opinion. But yeah you're national team is pretty much cursed 😂 they always have a great generation of players and it's never enough 😅

  • @LegendNinja41
    @LegendNinja41 5 років тому +142

    Iceland is a really remarkable country, they made huge steps for the situation they were in (small population, influence etc.)
    In 1990 their GDP was $6 billion, not even 30 years later it's $26 Billion, which is half that of Serbia who has 20x more people.
    They also had the lowest per capita income in the early 20th century in all of West Europe, impressive transition.

    • @megaangelic
      @megaangelic 4 роки тому +5

      If they've have done nothing at all and continued as they were, their 6bn GDP would be worth 13bn today.

    • @gupyb4165
      @gupyb4165 4 роки тому +1

      That's democracy for you.

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 3 роки тому +3

      Kinda has to do with the fact that Europe and America are kind of going to hell whereas Iceland is isolated from it all. For now.

    • @LegendNinja41
      @LegendNinja41 3 роки тому +2

      @@bruhbruh-us6gl *bruh moment*

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 3 роки тому +2

      @@LegendNinja41 bruh bruh moment

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 Рік тому +10

    It's worth point out that while Iceland was deploying its navy to defend its fishing grounds, Canada was letting the Grand Banks be utterly destroyed by modern, mechanized fleets of trawlers from around the world.

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 5 років тому +14

    My love of history and cartoons wrapped in one amazing package

  • @worldofthought8352
    @worldofthought8352 5 років тому +42

    'They may have won the "cod wars" but I can't see them beating our football team anytime soon!' - 2016

    • @Hellenic_Empire
      @Hellenic_Empire 3 роки тому +2

      Also the same brit learning the then-news of football "-_- ngga wtf you know what??? END ME"
      *UK was annexed
      Iceland took 69 states*

  • @MrTired666
    @MrTired666 2 роки тому +2

    I absolutely love this as I knew absolutely zero about this fascinating series of fall outs! Thanks

  • @DretFosria
    @DretFosria 4 роки тому +6

    I haven't heard about this part of the COD wars, but I'm very familiar with its many child soldiers.
    The war cries they used to screech through the mic still haunt me to this day.

  • @lrike2250
    @lrike2250 5 років тому +8

    Fun story:France and Brazil got into a similar war in the 60’s called the lobster war and the biggest point of the war was to see two major powers arguing wether lobster were swimming or walking throw the Brazilian territorial waters and what does that meant on international law to

    • @lrike2250
      @lrike2250 5 років тому +5

      The best quote from this war was also made in the end of the decade, after Brazil suffered a coup and our new president solved the conflict with Charles DeGaulle,the legend says that DeGaulle asked him “what is the Classical Latin American dictator mr Castelo Branco?”
      “A Latin American dictator mr DeGaulle is a man who easily gets into power but hardly leaves it,my term is ending this year when I will retire from the presidency,what about you?”

  • @goobot1
    @goobot1 3 роки тому +31

    I lol’d at the fact that since the ships didn’t want to shoot and start an actual war they decided to just ram into each other instead.

    • @MrPicky
      @MrPicky 2 роки тому +7

      The British didn't dare to shoot because they'd technically been in a "real war" with a NATO country. When a NATO country is invaded then other NATO countries are supposed to help it.

    • @alanpennie
      @alanpennie Рік тому

      The ghosts of the Phoenicians smiled.

  • @miguelteixeira6323
    @miguelteixeira6323 5 років тому +21

    Never thought there were 3 wars over one of the most important dishes of my country, Portugal.

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek 5 років тому +1

      I've had cod in Portugal and I can say I'd go to war for it :9

    • @aj-gt4vj
      @aj-gt4vj 4 роки тому

      Enjoy it while Iceland does not own all the water

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 5 років тому +107

    "We claim all fish and chips between Reykjavik and Sri Lanka"

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 5 років тому +4

      "Rekjavic" does not exist and Sri Lanka was still called Ceylon

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 5 років тому +14

      @@Apokalypse456 Shut up

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 5 років тому +11

      @@Apokalypse456 Learned something, though

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 5 років тому +10

      @@cheydinal5401 tbh I expected that cheap ass "you must be fun at parties" meme :p
      good old fashioned shut up was refreshing.
      And I am glad you learned something^^

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy 5 років тому +2

      @@Apokalypse456 what do you mean reykjavík does not exsit? Where did that plane take me...

  • @dextercochran4916
    @dextercochran4916 3 роки тому +25

    This is basically every fight siblings have with each other. Both have good claims, but then the younger one escalates it until things get stupid and Mom and Dad tell the older sibling to back down.

  • @Mattit123
    @Mattit123 5 років тому +74

    Something fishy about conflicts between Iceland and the UK

  • @tankman1429
    @tankman1429 4 роки тому +39

    When after 3 “wars” you increase your fishing rights from 3 miles from shore to 200 miles from shore

  • @hunter_noah
    @hunter_noah 3 роки тому +5

    "You can't shoot them until they shoot first"
    "Understood"
    ...
    *Enganges ramming speed*

  • @AmusedWalrus
    @AmusedWalrus 5 років тому +634

    "The Cod wars were finally over" Fake news, Call of Duty Modern Warfare just came out

    • @rachelk.anderson9956
      @rachelk.anderson9956 5 років тому +13

      There is a call of duty reference

    • @zy2359
      @zy2359 5 років тому +20

      I was wondering where the call of duty comment was

    • @nickmcgargill6216
      @nickmcgargill6216 5 років тому +5

      The internet is strong with this one.

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 років тому +11

      Call of duty 2020 idea, CoD: Cod

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 5 років тому +1

      Iceland: Ah shit here we go again

  • @kristjandagur8556
    @kristjandagur8556 5 років тому +4

    Icelandic fan here!
    Love the content and thank you for doing Iceland! :D

  • @williamlloyd3769
    @williamlloyd3769 3 роки тому +3

    While serving at Naval Air Station Keflavik 1979-80, everyone on Friday and Saturday nights enjoyed the USO fish fry!
    Definitely worth fighting for.

  • @andri1535
    @andri1535 4 роки тому +9

    This is well made video but I would like to add one correction. There weren't several casualties, but there was one that came about indirectly because of the Cod Wars. After one ramming by a British frigate there was a hole on the hull of Ægir, an Icelandic coast guard vessel and the engine room was exposed. An engineer was making repairs when a wave came through and the poor fellow died due to electrocution.

  • @raulmachuca9047
    @raulmachuca9047 4 роки тому +4

    i love these videos. they have two of my favorite things: history and comedy. i laugh while i learn.

  • @Blanco8x8
    @Blanco8x8 Рік тому +6

    Britain: We need fish.
    Iceland: That sounds like a "you" problem.

  • @UNLebanon
    @UNLebanon 4 роки тому +29

    I remember learning about this in college. Not in a history class, mind you. I learned about it in a science class called "marine conservation." It is a lovely example of how the 'tragedy of the commons' is not only bad for ecosystems, but for international politics as well.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 Рік тому

      Despite this not being a commons

    • @UNLebanon
      @UNLebanon Рік тому

      @@anna-flora999 The North Atlantic was treated as "common ground" for cod fishing. Hence the name of the phenomenon known as the "Tragedy of the Commons."

  • @joeydowling8796
    @joeydowling8796 5 років тому +8

    The year is 2098. Cod war LVII has ended with an Icelandic victory. Iceland now has exclusive fishing rights over the entire Atlantic Ocean.

  • @theelementalscientist6631
    @theelementalscientist6631 3 роки тому +23

    “You’re not allowed to fire at the Icelanders unless they fire first!”
    “Right.”
    *British government walks away*
    “You didn’t say anything about ramming them though 😈 “

    • @marcofava
      @marcofava 2 роки тому +1

      The Icelanders started the ramming first btw

  • @goldeneagle3088
    @goldeneagle3088 5 років тому +89

    *mission failed, we'll get em next time*

    • @perturabo7825
      @perturabo7825 4 роки тому

      That’s where ghost was during mw3. He didn’t die, he just used ww3 as a distraction to get revenge for the cod wars.

    • @goulven05
      @goulven05 3 роки тому

      @@perturabo7825 Unfunny joke but ok

    • @goulven05
      @goulven05 3 роки тому

      Unfunny joke but ok

  • @Snoflakes_1
    @Snoflakes_1 5 років тому +609

    “That time a small country defeated the UK at sea three times in a row”
    *distant Dutch belly laughter*

    • @harryhoran3403
      @harryhoran3403 5 років тому +8

      Oh fuck off you piss taker

    • @hoseadavit3422
      @hoseadavit3422 5 років тому +8

      @@harryhoran3403
      Well it's true not to mention a list of war that Britain had lost

    • @harryhoran3403
      @harryhoran3403 5 років тому +3

      @@hoseadavit3422 list them :)

    • @beooftheeuphrates
      @beooftheeuphrates 5 років тому +33

      @@harryhoran3403 the war you're currently losing to the grand caliphate of europa

    • @hubjump
      @hubjump 5 років тому

      Consider the fact we were not united properly back then. It was still a bunch of noblemen and the king just did what ever paying up peasants to war france with. Hell they weren't even to be called English.

  • @piotrgrzyb3476
    @piotrgrzyb3476 4 місяці тому +2

    Imagine being former strongest navy in the world, now reduced, being a shadow of it self, loosing to country without armed forces and just few boats

  • @vasilzahariev5741
    @vasilzahariev5741 5 років тому +18

    This certainly makes the list of wars fought only between NATO members longer:
    - Canada vs Denmark over that tiny Hans Island
    - Greece vs Turkey over the bigger tiny Island known as Cyprus
    - Iceland vs Britain over cod fish.

    • @paranoidrodent
      @paranoidrodent 5 років тому +11

      The Hans Island dispute is borderline friendly trolling. The Canadian and Danish troops leave each other presents of booze. Spain's the NATO country that nearly got into genuinely hostile encounters with Canadian coastal patrols due to their impact on fish stocks back in the '90's.
      Cyprus is a way way bigger mess. That was a proper shooting war and it's still not sorted decades later.

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 5 років тому +3

      I like how wars within NATO are mostly somewhat minor while Warsaw Pact got too much uprising surpression

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 5 років тому +3

      @@justnoob8141 Greece and Turkey have been basically forced into this alliance due to the Cold War, they hate each others' guts to the core. And had Spain and the UK not been the functional democracies that they are, they would have gone to war over Gibraltar years ago.

  • @xcreenzm8
    @xcreenzm8 4 роки тому +31

    Britain: Hey you can't expand your fishing line
    Iceland: Haha boats go brrr

  • @Baller474
    @Baller474 Рік тому

    Also known as the Fish and chips wars

  • @ahmedelrasheed4432
    @ahmedelrasheed4432 4 роки тому +21

    I swear Iceland is that one kid who always tells the teacher if you did something.

    • @d5n207
      @d5n207 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, why would they want to protect their own commerce and sovereignty?

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock Рік тому

      I swear Britain is that one kid who always wants to steal other peoples stuff.

  • @bluef1sh926
    @bluef1sh926 5 років тому +146

    Everybody: robs Iceland of its literally the only way of income and does this right next to its shore
    Iceland: doesn't allow this
    Everybody 😮

    •  5 років тому +5

      It’s not it’s shore and it’s not it’s only income.

    • @bluef1sh926
      @bluef1sh926 5 років тому +19

      @ r/whooosh but also for your term-nazi fetish: it's one of its most important ways of income, and if there is no border between its inland and its shore then the shore belongs to the same party as the inland, you fucking idiot...

    • @niono1587
      @niono1587 4 роки тому

      ulga inga bunga

    • @SamBrickell
      @SamBrickell 3 роки тому +1

      @ You forgot the double-quotes around the incorrect "it's"s.

  • @virginiamontoya2685
    @virginiamontoya2685 Рік тому

    Yay Factory for Iceland it shows a small country could defeat the Royal Navy

  • @liamwilson5670
    @liamwilson5670 4 роки тому +12

    UN: Iceland you get 3 miles.
    Iceland: 200 miles? Sounds good!

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 5 років тому +33

    “We don’t hate anybody.”
    “Well you should! It makes life more fun.”
    Prophetic words from the Treaty of Westphalia

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube Рік тому

    Disappointed they never said "Begun, the Cod Wars have."

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 5 років тому +78

    "The cod must flow."

  • @bamb1etta_basterb1ne
    @bamb1etta_basterb1ne 5 років тому +39

    The last time I was this early was the dark ages video

    • @hueylongdong347
      @hueylongdong347 5 років тому +1

      Last time I was this early was Ten Minute History about Napoleon

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 5 років тому +2

      Last time you were this early, it was the Dark Ages.

    • @hueylongdong347
      @hueylongdong347 5 років тому

      This comment section is escalating quickly

    • @cugeltheclever3766
      @cugeltheclever3766 5 років тому +1

      @Johan Jacobs he thinks communism can create games😆

    • @bamb1etta_basterb1ne
      @bamb1etta_basterb1ne 5 років тому

      @Johan Jacobs yeah thats true

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube Рік тому

    How many of you read the title as "Cold Wars"?

  • @mccabber24
    @mccabber24 5 років тому +15

    The may take our lives, but they'll never take, OUR FISH!