The Crimean War - History Matters (Short Animated Documentary)

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    This episode covers the Crimean War (1853-1856) between the Russian Empire and the Ottomans, the British, the French and the Sardinians. It began largely out of Russo-Ottoman rivalry and because French Emperor Napoleon III had been appointed the protector of Christians within the Ottoman Empire, at the expense of the Russian Emperor Nicholas I. The war really kicked off in 1854 with the British and French invasion of Crimea and largely ended with the capture of Sevastopol in 1855, after which the Russians sued for peace.

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  • @HistoryMatters
    @HistoryMatters  5 років тому +1364

    Hello everyone. Just to let you know that next week's episodes will be:
    Wednesday: The Six Hour War: The German Invasion of Denmark (1940)
    Sunday: Bartholomew Robert's: History's Most Successful Pirate.

    • @leokennedy7624
      @leokennedy7624 5 років тому +15

      Can you do the Irish war of independence and Irish civil war?

    • @TheLovescream
      @TheLovescream 5 років тому +5

      Are you planning to do some longer, more in-depth episodes about a topic in the future? These 4min shorts are great, but I really miss your older stuff :)

    • @franciscomm7675
      @franciscomm7675 5 років тому +7

      Edward kenway: ROBERTS

    • @nathanmc6848
      @nathanmc6848 5 років тому +2

      @@franciscomm7675 I hope they explain how he was a sage...

    • @gabed7407
      @gabed7407 5 років тому +7

      Is there going to be a Polish Lithuanian Commanwealth video in the end or not?

  • @staidenofanarchy
    @staidenofanarchy 5 років тому +7475

    "Absolutely nothing or no one whatsoever could ruin it"
    *Otto Von Bismarck has entered the chat*

    • @sharathguddad4544
      @sharathguddad4544 5 років тому +150

      This is by far the best comment I've seen my friend.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 5 років тому +57

      "Okay, now I am ready!"

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 5 років тому +266

      Bismarck has a plan
      Bismarck *ALWAYS* has a plan

    • @leventesaho4127
      @leventesaho4127 5 років тому +36

      You watched Extra History before,eh?

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 5 років тому +11

      @@leventesaho4127 are you from canada?

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +5947

    France: "Wow everything's going great for us! Nothing could possibly bring us down!"
    Prussia: "GUTEN TAG."

    • @grantm6933
      @grantm6933 5 років тому +80

      We were on holiday!

    • @samrodrigues3199
      @samrodrigues3199 5 років тому +54

      Que Preusens Gloria on earrape

    • @serubyne57
      @serubyne57 5 років тому +160

      Prussia: Nice prestige you got there...
      It'd be a shame if someone were to...
      *_i n v a d e y o u . . . am i right?_*

    • @therodyman700
      @therodyman700 5 років тому +44

      Prussia: "WAS MAST DU"

    • @Aviationlord7742
      @Aviationlord7742 5 років тому +53

      *”watch on the Rhine intensifies”*

  • @redfoxtress
    @redfoxtress 5 років тому +5955

    Russia 1856: That loss was humiliating. We need reforms.
    Russia 1905: That loss was humiliating. We need reforms.
    Russia 1921: That loss was humiliating. We need reforms.
    Stalin: Hello...

    • @Matt620
      @Matt620 5 років тому +122

      Russia: Aww ****

    • @UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER
      @UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER 5 років тому +480

      well he did actually bring reform so least he got the job done

    • @OptimisticSturmtruppen
      @OptimisticSturmtruppen 5 років тому +351

      Russia: we need reforms....
      Commies: we're taking over!
      Russia: ........

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 років тому +753

      Russia 1991: That loss was humiliating. We need reforms

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 5 років тому +229

      Commies were the reform in many aspects.
      Until they were reformed out of power back in early 90s

  • @werock2002
    @werock2002 5 років тому +2280

    “Since the nobles didn’t want to give them rifles”
    Ww1: yeah about that.....

    • @joshuacampbell1625
      @joshuacampbell1625 5 років тому +187

      We gave them rifles. Lets just say things got a lil Red and White afterwards.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +99

      @@joshuacampbell1625 Mostly Red in the long run.

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 5 років тому +38

      @@merrittanimation7721 but still, most of the white force were not noble
      and pretty big part of the red forces actually were somewhat high society

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +2

      @@sodinc I was talking about who won, not their moral character.

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 5 років тому +12

      @@merrittanimation7721 and i was talking about their social status (mostly)

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 5 років тому +3344

    'I hate you' = *Russia - Turkey relations (16th - 21st century) in a nutshell*

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 5 років тому +121

      *20
      ussr-turkey relations already were pretty nice (at least before nato thing)
      and after ussr turkey became the main a holiday destination, it wouldn`t work with a hate

    • @nathanburnett9529
      @nathanburnett9529 5 років тому +109

      🇷🇺 > 🇹🇷

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh 5 років тому +55

      @@nathanburnett9529 Well yes, but actually kinda? Not really

    • @mustafaislamov
      @mustafaislamov 5 років тому +27

      @Nathan Burnet its not true at all. You cant just define some country is bigger than another.

    • @youknow8653
      @youknow8653 4 роки тому +29

      @@nathanburnett9529 russia have more tecnology and manpower in hoi4

  • @PhilWood82
    @PhilWood82 5 років тому +2653

    *FRENCH HISTORY*
    1854: Good times are here again.
    1871: Oh no
    1918: Good times are here again.
    1940: Oh no

    • @Nikola95inYT
      @Nikola95inYT 5 років тому +286

      *Also France*
      Still I have Vietnam
      1954: oh no
      Nevermind, I still have colonies in Africa
      1960s: oh no

    • @esequieltrindade9244
      @esequieltrindade9244 5 років тому +191

      1960s:we still have french guyana
      1970s: oh no
      1970s: jk we still have

    • @charlesbrooks94
      @charlesbrooks94 5 років тому +201

      French History 1870-1940
      1870: THE GERMANS ARE INVADING!
      1914: THE GERMANS ARE INVADING... AGAIN!
      1940: *sigh* It’s the Germans... again...

    • @silverpleb2128
      @silverpleb2128 5 років тому +25

      1918 good times? Meh

    • @allanjbucknol4414
      @allanjbucknol4414 4 роки тому +8

      @@silverpleb2128 ww1 had ended

  • @christianbuffum-robbins8904
    @christianbuffum-robbins8904 5 років тому +3291

    "Be better" is becoming one of my favorite running gags from you.

    • @fzzy5739
      @fzzy5739 5 років тому +145

      i like "stop existing" better

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 5 років тому +135

      The "soon" is better

    • @richardgonzalez6409
      @richardgonzalez6409 5 років тому +69

      "soon" will always be the best

    • @hms_thunderchild5456
      @hms_thunderchild5456 5 років тому +72

      An obscure but great one:
      List of people who are unemployed
      1. You
      Hilarious!

    • @stevenstinson3291
      @stevenstinson3291 5 років тому +24

      French person: bonjour!
      People in general: get out.

  • @Matt-en4yg
    @Matt-en4yg 5 років тому +1647

    That Prussian joke at the end had me cackling

    • @johnacer1727
      @johnacer1727 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @Blaqjaqshellaq
      @Blaqjaqshellaq 3 роки тому +1

      Mexico is relevant too...

    • @jordandino417
      @jordandino417 3 роки тому +2

      ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
      ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
      ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
      ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
      ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
      Guten Tag... ;)

    • @winzkling
      @winzkling 2 роки тому

      best one I've heard in the last couple of weeks :D almost but just almost subtle

    • @edwinsparda7622
      @edwinsparda7622 2 роки тому +1

      @@Blaqjaqshellaq Nope

  • @connorgainey8178
    @connorgainey8178 5 років тому +541

    Prussia: Soon
    France : what was that
    Prussia: I didn't say anything.
    France: Oh ok

    • @gutsjoestar7450
      @gutsjoestar7450 3 роки тому +2

      16 years isn't soon
      plus, the franco prussian war didn"t complelty destroyed france, as it should have been
      because when the prussian sieged paris
      people were like
      ohh no it's the end for france
      when the war ended,
      and france paid reparation, and gave alsace loraine
      people were like, it's started
      the beginging of the end
      then there was the Communist revolution called éLa commune"
      that erupted in 1871
      where revoltuiaires occupied paris
      at that point
      France nearly fall into communist hand
      and would be rememebr as the first communist nation in the world
      but no
      the republic executed every peopel wearing red in paris, until the last one of them
      a massacre
      and franc in few yeras became better,and strong again
      iwth the most advanced militray and diplomacy in the world
      france quicly became OP
      which scared germany
      and was looking for allies, against france,

    • @Sams-li8tj
      @Sams-li8tj 3 роки тому +3

      @@gutsjoestar7450 France hasn't been OP since Napoleon

    • @waruiseishin953
      @waruiseishin953 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sams-li8tj ww1?

    • @Magnusthered18
      @Magnusthered18 3 роки тому +1

      @@waruiseishin953 if it wasn't of Britain, france would be fuck in the ass

    • @charliethenecromancer4422
      @charliethenecromancer4422 3 роки тому +1

      @@Magnusthered18 You have to admit the French held out for quite a long time

  • @serubyne57
    @serubyne57 5 років тому +2792

    France: _wins Crimean War_ everything's going great for us!
    Prussia: *I'm about to end this man's entire career*

    • @johnanth
      @johnanth 5 років тому +49

      Losing to a backwater like Mexico is probably more humiliating

    • @yaqubhanggaw1635
      @yaqubhanggaw1635 5 років тому +66

      France : wins ww1. we're the best army in the world, no one could stop us!
      Hitler : I'm going to end this man whole career.. in just a few days

    • @talhahhussain5603
      @talhahhussain5603 5 років тому +45

      @@yaqubhanggaw1635 Hitler: I'm on the verge of conquering Europe! Nothing can stop me!
      Stalin: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 5 років тому +40

      @Stephen Jenkins
      US: I won the cold war and I am the strongest economy and power no one could be more rich than me!
      China: *I am about to end this man's whole career*

    • @conormurphy9240
      @conormurphy9240 4 роки тому +44

      @@mirzahamzabaig5667
      China: I'm the strongest country in the world!
      Sealand: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*

  • @AncientAccounts
    @AncientAccounts 5 років тому +1334

    The Light Brigade: So we're going to go behind the guns and capture them
    Lord Cardigan *well yes but actually no*

    • @al-uc7cb
      @al-uc7cb 5 років тому +7

      please stop

    • @AncientAccounts
      @AncientAccounts 5 років тому +78

      Technically they were suppossed to get guns from the left or the right of them (cant remember) , but instead they issued the stupid order to charge the guns,
      to -try and cover up the massive failure- commemorate the sacrifice made they got the queens personal poet, Alfred Tenneyson to write a patriotic poem, "The Charge Of The Light Brigade"

    • @juanignacioflores3820
      @juanignacioflores3820 5 років тому +40

      @@AncientAccounts And that also gives us a really good song by iron maiden "the trooper"

    • @AncientAccounts
      @AncientAccounts 5 років тому +7

      @@juanignacioflores3820 ill give it a listen

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 5 років тому +31

      @@AncientAccounts So let me get this straight, to 'cover up' the assault they commissioned a poem from one of the greatest poets of the age, the words of which literally highlight the tragedy and made a regular military fuck up that happens several times a war into an immortal event.
      There was literally no attempt to cover it up or portray it as something else, they were all too busy trying to blame each other for giving the order.

  • @anon-rf5sx
    @anon-rf5sx 4 роки тому +544

    This was one of the first wars photographed and reported extensively. Thanks to new inventions like the telegraph, the public could be informed in detail in a matter of hours.
    On the allies' side, reporters such as William Howard Russell acted as the first modern war corresponders. The detailed reports on the slaughter and insanity of the war (eg. the charge of the light brigade) did much, in the end, to move public opinion towards pacifism.
    Meanwhile on the Russian side, an until then unknown young army officer won fame for his honest, realistic literary chronicles about the siege of Sebastopol, which he fought in; they had a similar effect to the newspaper reports on the other side. After having served the previous years as a soldier in the Caucasus, the horror of this war did much to turn him into a lifelong pacifist. Shortly after he retired from the army to focus on improving the life of his serfs, but also on writing. The name of this aspiring writer, who first rose to fame due to the Crimean War, was Leo Tolstoy.

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 роки тому +9

      did he become leon trotsky?

    • @stonefireice6058
      @stonefireice6058 3 роки тому +13

      anon3261 Russians, during Soviet times, had very cumbersome attitude toward Leo( Лев) Tolstoy’s Pacifism that he voiced most strongly in War and Peace: some agreed with it, but majority rejected it. There were many Russian writers and critics, who blasted him in their works. One of Tolstoy’s critics was Vladimir Lenin, the other- Maxim Gorky.

    • @Craitash
      @Craitash 2 роки тому +11

      There was also some random American lieutenant called McClellan sent as a foreign military observer, as this was one of the last few wars where that sort of thing was allowed.

    • @thedwightguy
      @thedwightguy 2 роки тому +1

      @@Craitash I owned a 1917 US cavalry "McClellan" saddle, with saddle bags, stamped "F Troop"! same guy???

    • @andygravelle2202
      @andygravelle2202 6 місяців тому

      There were some photographs of the Mexican-American war which began about 7 years prior to the Crimean War

  • @smurfeburf
    @smurfeburf 5 років тому +768

    Napoleon III: France is no longer humiliated! The French army is unbelievable!
    Otto Von Bismarck: Hold my beer

  • @Sandouras
    @Sandouras 4 роки тому +108

    The fade in Prussia in the map at the end was glorious!

  • @genericyoutubeaccount579
    @genericyoutubeaccount579 5 років тому +1278

    Many many missed opportunities here. I think the shorter videos mean that you are skipping over some stuff that is still relevant.
    1. Russian debt in the Crimean war and deterioration of relations with Britian lead to them selling Alaska to America since they had no plans to defend it during the Crimean war and they needed to pay war debts.
    2. The refusal of Austria-Hungary to aid Russia in the Crimean war was a cause for ww1 and the breakdown of their alliance.

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 5 років тому +123

      Crimean war had pretty important Implications in the long run

    • @TheKurtkapan34
      @TheKurtkapan34 5 років тому +131

      yeah, this shorter video format is really not going great. Learning something wrong is worse than not learning it at all.

    • @edipires15
      @edipires15 5 років тому +20

      Generic UA-cam Account to be fair, the 2nd point you brought he already explained that in the Austria-Hungarian Empire episode

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 5 років тому +6

      @@TheKurtkapan34 Unfortunately he hasn't responded to any of the many comments pointing this out over the last few months.

    • @TheKurtkapan34
      @TheKurtkapan34 5 років тому +30

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 more videos mean more revenue. it seems he will find new subscribers but the core will slowly fade away if he keeps this up.

  • @Pyttykustu
    @Pyttykustu 2 роки тому +43

    If I may, I would like to add two small notes:
    1) The peace treaty also called for demilitarization of Åland islands in the baltic sea. They remain demilitarized to this day.
    2) In Finland, this war is often called Åland war.

    • @Ocro555
      @Ocro555 2 місяці тому +1

      Aaland war, that's cool considering that most of the war was focused and fought in Crimea while Aaland was basically non existent in the war, lol

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool 3 роки тому +70

    “ Absolutely nothing or no-one whatsoever could ruin it”
    Napoleon III - *“Why do I hear boss music?”*

  • @redvorno
    @redvorno 4 роки тому +56

    *Bismarck hold "Soon" sign intensifies*

  • @DuckSwagington
    @DuckSwagington 5 років тому +161

    Damn this Napoleon III guy seems to be doing very well. Hopefully he can emulate his Uncle's success. Can't wait to hear more from this great man.

    • @kirschitz64
      @kirschitz64 2 роки тому +13

      we like to call this "foreshadowing"

  • @nicklanfear4303
    @nicklanfear4303 2 роки тому +16

    Phew! Glad that region is all sorted out nowadays.

  • @bread3039
    @bread3039 2 роки тому +28

    Well, it's about time we got a sequel.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 5 років тому +303

    1:08 - *'Make me'* = Russias answer to NATO embargo after annexation of Crimea in 2014
    *(160 years after The Crimean War)*

    • @therodyman700
      @therodyman700 5 років тому +16

      And Nato being the bureaucratic money machine proceeded to do.... Nothing because doing what it was designed to do wastes to much money that is supposed to go in their pockets

    • @aweirdbiscuit2367
      @aweirdbiscuit2367 5 років тому +44

      @@therodyman700 something tells me geopolitical strategy involving the aggression of a hostile superpower is a bit more nuanced than that

    • @Schokotroll1
      @Schokotroll1 5 років тому +70

      Well, the whole ordeal with Crimea and it's annexation was a not just "The aggressive evil Russia". First of all, Russia had good relations with ukraine, and the president of ukraine (Viktor Yanukovych, who was fairly elected) wanted good relations with russia and was against the EU. The EU didn't want this, that's why they Organized a coup in Ukraine, which lead to a pro EU president. Then the new Ukraine president decided to cut off Russia from the Crimean ports and with that the russian acess to the black sea. This would result in the loss of access to the black sea and decrease in Military power. The crimean Population (Mostly Russian ethnic people) made a vote and it resulted overwhelmingly to join Russia and leave Ukraine. Of course Ukraine does not want that (And Ukraine has a lot of Russia Etnic people, who dislike the Ukraine Government, since it promotes the Ukraine language and tries to get rid of russian language). This leads to the military action and the annexation of Crimea.

    • @VarietyGamerChannel
      @VarietyGamerChannel 5 років тому +6

      Something something world's largest nuclear arsenal frying every American into a cheeseburger within 45 mins.

    • @Schokotroll1
      @Schokotroll1 5 років тому +22

      ​@Stephen Jenkins You're correct with your statement, that a coup involvment from EU or US is not proven, and as such I should not have mentioned it. Still it is true that the Protestors managed to exchange the pro Russia president with a pro EU president and this lead to the crimean annexation. On the other hand, your comment about Russia's actions and hostile intentions are not justified at all. Russia is in a werid position, where they get constantly embargo in trade with the smallest and not proven reasons and have to aid the oppressed Russian minorities in Eastern Europe, which take up arms against the government since their self determination does not matter and get put down by the military.

  • @benthecartoonist3518
    @benthecartoonist3518 2 роки тому +7

    The timing cannot be more perfect for this to be on my recommended

  • @lachlankeddie7
    @lachlankeddie7 5 років тому +70

    I live for your unique brand of dry sarcasm...

  • @MrFusion
    @MrFusion 5 років тому +313

    I don't know if you've made a video on this yet, but a video on the War of 1812 would be cool.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +9

      I expect a Napoleon joke in there somewhere.

    • @nickturner6709
      @nickturner6709 5 років тому +7

      @Nunovia Gottdamnedbizzness wasn't it mostly British regulars doing the fighting? British regulars burnt the White House etc

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 5 років тому +6

      As an American, I second this
      *looks wistfully northwards*

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 роки тому +2

      If he does, I would hope he includes something about how other European nations viewed the US during this time period. I've heard from some Europeans that more than a handful viewed the States as Napoleon's allies at the time because of the Louisiana purchase helping fund the French along with the war itself in 1812. Obviously here in the US that view is nonexistent in public school curriculum so I'd love to hear HM's views in an 1812 video.

    • @alexl5949
      @alexl5949 4 роки тому +5

      Prince Otter Channel2, Britain never once tried to retake the US during the war of 1812, where did you hear that from?

  • @antonleimbach648
    @antonleimbach648 2 роки тому +11

    That bit at the end where Prussia fades in while the French are riding high was very good.

  • @XIIIphobos
    @XIIIphobos 4 роки тому +44

    I love how Prussia’s just creepily fading in :D

  • @AFDust
    @AFDust 2 роки тому +32

    Nicholas I’s death during the war was a tragedy. I once read about his last conversation with his son and it made me cry. He was bearing huge responsibility and sense of guilt.

  • @artificialgravitas8954
    @artificialgravitas8954 5 років тому +238

    France: Our Army is the best in Europe
    Prussia: *_OH REALLY?_*

  • @Stupidboy201
    @Stupidboy201 2 роки тому +8

    This seems timely to end up in my recommended videos section

  • @Knihti1
    @Knihti1 5 років тому +41

    Fun Facts:
    1. Baltic theatre is known as "The war of Åland" in Finland, who was at the time autonomous Grand Duchy in Russian Empire.
    2. Because Russian main naval base Kronstadt was so heavily fortified, Anglo-French Navy did mostly attack on older fort in Finnish coast, like Bomarsund in Åland and Viapori in Helsinki. At Viapori, Anglo-French's 1000 guns fired more than 20000 shells on fortress but failed to defeat the Russian batteries.
    3. Worlds first naval mine vs ship happened in Baltic, when HMS Merlin did hit one of these "Indernal Machine", invented by Immanuel Nobel, father of Alfred Nobel.
    4. Anglo-French compined baltic fleet, commanded by Sir Charles Napier and Alexandre Ferdinand Parseval-Deschenes, was largest fleet assembled since the Napoleonic Wars.
    5. Victoria Cross was invented during the war and first award was given Charles Davis Lucas for throwing live, shell its fuse still hissing, on to sea during battle of Bomardund.
    6. Blockade of Russian shipment was mainpart of Anglo.French fleet, but fleet also raided coast, burning tar warehouses as tar was main export of finland at the time. There raid was heavily criticist on British press and by PM Thomas Gibson. These acts did bite Britain later after the war, because most of the tar was ordered and already payed by British merchants.
    7. In Treaty of Paris 1856 also demilitarised the Åland Islands, and this demilitarization is continued by this day.

    • @xkomachionozuka3010
      @xkomachionozuka3010 5 років тому

      oispa kaljaa
      Update: I have beer now

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 роки тому +2

      Fun fact: Fun Fact is Normie

    • @eddymison3527
      @eddymison3527 Рік тому

      Fun fact: No.. hahahaha.. I love this channel.

  • @Draxis32
    @Draxis32 5 років тому +31

    2:21 FORGOT TO MENTION:
    1983, Iron Maiden makes a hella of a song about this battle

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 3 роки тому

      On one hand the British outsnipped the Russians, on the other hand ... The light brigade

  • @Physiker17
    @Physiker17 3 роки тому +15

    "Daddy made me an officer" at 01:54; that cracked me!

  • @jebsvjxbdxb1128
    @jebsvjxbdxb1128 2 роки тому +13

    My great great great grandfather was a finnish marksman in 1853 and he was sent to fight in the crimean war we still have his gold medal he got. Btw he survived

    • @paulwilson8061
      @paulwilson8061 2 роки тому

      Snipers in 1853? Finish? What finland did in this war? It is a Crimea.

    • @jebsvjxbdxb1128
      @jebsvjxbdxb1128 2 роки тому +3

      @@paulwilson8061 well finland was in the russian empire. he was a great marksman so he got sent to fight for the russians he was involved with the defense of sevastapol and other battles

    • @paulwilson8061
      @paulwilson8061 2 роки тому

      @@jebsvjxbdxb1128 oh yeah, sorry, i forgot

    • @trk1b28varianrhesa4
      @trk1b28varianrhesa4 11 місяців тому

      ​@@paulwilson8061 probably a light Infantry Brigade sent to harass Allies Infantry before the main attack. 19 Century Empires already adopted light Infantry doctrine to some extend ,they usually equipped with Rifled Musket And Fight in the mountain or jungle

  • @ronweed2030
    @ronweed2030 2 роки тому +9

    These could be one of the best crib notes video series I've ever seen. Perfectly injected levity, with occasional sarcastic undertones, adds the entertainment value ... beyond the information.

  • @andriyg1244
    @andriyg1244 5 років тому +36

    3:39 - Absolutely anything could change this.
    Otto von Bismarck and Helmut von Moltke: Guten Tag!

  • @michaelhansen7244
    @michaelhansen7244 5 років тому +38

    France: finally! We're back to being powerful, no one can ruin this!
    Prussia: (grins maniacally)

  • @TheEmm4lpha
    @TheEmm4lpha 5 років тому +5

    Fun fact: the Sardinian troops weren't regular troops. They were Bersaglieri. Basically Sardinia lacked the land to raise horses, so they couldn't use cavalry. The Bersaglieri were the answer to this problem, a specialized type of infantry that would withstand cavalry charges and then charge the cavalry while it was recovering. They were effective enough that even in WW2 they were quite feared.

  • @wfcoaker1398
    @wfcoaker1398 3 роки тому +17

    I love these! The style of narration, the dry humour, the knowledge, all of it. Very good indeed

  • @-brooke.
    @-brooke. Рік тому +4

    The satirically savage nature of your animations never ceases to bring me both great joy & edification. Thank you for all your hard work.

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron 5 років тому +37

    3:41 Bismarck has joined the chat

  • @enricmm85
    @enricmm85 3 роки тому +83

    "Nothing or no one whatsoever could ruin it."
    Prussia is displayed.
    Mexico is disappointed.

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 3 роки тому +7

      Mexico was nowhere near the disaster people make it out to be. France pulled out so it was a loss yeah... but nothing akin to the French army being decisively beaten or anything. They just left because of diplomatic tensions and war with Prussia looming. That's when Maximilian and the few remaining troops were defeated.

    • @Thunderworks
      @Thunderworks 3 роки тому +5

      France won over the Austrians in the second italian war of independence, and against the chinese in the second opium war. Yes, during 15 years, France was once again the first military in Europe, until 1870...

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 роки тому +3

      Prussia is dead. México lives.

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos 3 роки тому +2

      You know France left Mexico BECAUSE of the Prussian threat in Europe right ?
      Mexico has never been taken seriously by France at the time, they didn't care.

    • @fiendgaming9120
      @fiendgaming9120 2 роки тому

      @@scintillam_dei prussia just became germany

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 3 роки тому +8

    Summed up in 4 minutes. Normally takes about 15 books and still no conclusion. Brilliant work, thanks.

  • @dustinprewitt
    @dustinprewitt 2 роки тому +4

    Getting ready for Crimean war 2: electric Boogaloo

  • @Conbreen
    @Conbreen 2 роки тому +4

    Funny how I'm being recommended this NOW

  • @briaryos1
    @briaryos1 3 роки тому +8

    Just noticed cholera was represented as a cloud -- a nod to contemporary miasma theory. Nice touch.

  • @coolsceegaming6178
    @coolsceegaming6178 6 місяців тому +4

    Fun fact: the man in the black is missing an arm due to them being based on a real general, who lost an arm at Waterloo and believed he was often fighting the French by accident.

  • @crkcrk702
    @crkcrk702 Рік тому +42

    Fun fact : almost all the 300 000 french soldiers died, but not in fights, on the travel and of diseases. Truly a victory.

    • @Timelapse_584
      @Timelapse_584 Рік тому +2

      I mean still a victory tho and they weakened a potential rival

  • @kickass1179
    @kickass1179 2 роки тому +4

    I like the comedy + history mixture of this channel, also the fact that he doesn't take sides.

  • @DaisyGeekyTransGirl
    @DaisyGeekyTransGirl 5 років тому +13

    Despite very little involvement, this war actually affected Austria the most as it led to them being diplomatically isolated, weakening them for the Austro-Prussian War and leading to the Hungarian revolt in 1867 resulting in the dual monarchy.

  • @johnroy5169
    @johnroy5169 5 років тому

    This rebranding has you pumping out quality videos left and right and I’m loving it

  • @direnius
    @direnius 2 роки тому +19

    One important outcome of the war was that Turkey (the Ottomans at the time) established themselves as a European power and a vast amount of European culture was introduced to the average Turk, while Ottoman art and culture became popular in Europe.

  • @ebinshumate3132
    @ebinshumate3132 3 роки тому +79

    “After which France and Napoleon III would ride a high forevermore, and absolutely nothing or no one could ruin it”
    *RISE OF PRUSSIA INTENSIFIES*

    • @freewal
      @freewal 3 роки тому +5

      Prussia was then humiliated few decades later.

    • @tsarnature6587
      @tsarnature6587 3 роки тому +13

      @@freewal Almost the whole world fought against the germans lol,they even came close to winning in ww1.This is an embarrassment to anglo francs

    • @brrrrrtenjoyer
      @brrrrrtenjoyer 3 роки тому +3

      @@freewal Yes it was defeated and a few decades later it humiliated France again.

    • @odysseus231
      @odysseus231 2 роки тому +1

      Koeniggraetzer Marsch intensifies

    • @smal750
      @smal750 Рік тому +1

      @@brrrrrtenjoyer
      and then germany was once again for the 3rd time crushed and humiliated by the allies an humiliation that still hasnt ended lol

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross1816 4 роки тому +8

    France: "Yay! We're the greatest army in Europe!"
    Bismarck: "Ich bin dabei, die gesamte Karriere dieses Mannes zu beenden"

  • @parkermesmer3611
    @parkermesmer3611 5 років тому +18

    My favorite line from you is " he came down with a fatal case of being shot

    • @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4
      @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4 5 років тому +1

      Yeah that was pretty solid

    • @090giver090
      @090giver090 5 років тому +1

      Crimean war was indeed notorious for this epidemy of snipershotinitis among russian field command.

    • @kolerick
      @kolerick 3 роки тому +1

      I generally call that "acute saturnism attack" ... they die from lead poisoning

  • @Maekar19
    @Maekar19 2 роки тому +4

    Prussia to France: SILLY MAN.

  • @otterconnor942
    @otterconnor942 Рік тому +5

    This video aged like milk. History always repeats itself

  • @waldennelson7539
    @waldennelson7539 Рік тому

    That was fascinating. For such a short little video, it was very informative, and entertaining, too. Thank you very much for it!

  • @Jesse_Dawg
    @Jesse_Dawg 5 років тому +1

    Great video! Love your content, please make more history docs

  • @thesupertsar4473
    @thesupertsar4473 5 років тому +10

    These short videos are surprisingly educational. Well done mate!

  • @ash36230
    @ash36230 2 роки тому +8

    Algorithm just recommended this to me. Can't think why 😶

  • @calebmontague7675
    @calebmontague7675 5 років тому

    Thank you! I love these short videos. A lot of info in a short time

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +1

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 5 років тому +12

    France: That was amazing, we've become the strongest European army again and we have stability for once.
    Prussia: (narrows eyes and holds up a sign) Soon...

  • @winchesterchua3390
    @winchesterchua3390 4 роки тому +9

    *60 years later...*
    Enemies became allies
    Allies became enemies

  • @IncognitosRandom
    @IncognitosRandom 2 роки тому

    These videos are done so well.

  • @vikj1255
    @vikj1255 3 роки тому

    Love this channel. Great info.

  • @neilmoulang90
    @neilmoulang90 5 років тому +60

    I love how in all these sort of wars it's just Britain being scared of someone getting too powerful

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson 5 років тому +12

      Well it worked for a very long time, for a century Britain had an unbeatable army and its navy was unassailable for two centuries.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 5 років тому +29

      @@Dave_Sisson Its army was beaten many times.

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson 5 років тому +7

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 Of course the Brits were occasionally beaten in isolated small battles across the world, but they responded to those small defeats with re-enforcements and dominated the world on land from 1814 to 1914 and they totally ruled the waves from 1740 to 1940.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 5 років тому +22

      @@Dave_Sisson Well, sure, they had a good record against native peoples, but the technological gap was usually absolutely enormous, i.e. the Maxim Gun made almost every battle an instant win. When up against other European powers their record was much more mixed. Won't argue that they dominated on the seas, though. Their navy definitely was the best in the world.

    • @basilen.7852
      @basilen.7852 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dave_Sisson yeah best navy for sure but shit army

  • @vincenthaegebaert1854
    @vincenthaegebaert1854 2 роки тому +3

    I really enjoy your snarky sense of humor.🤣🤣🤣

  • @SamC-bg6vn
    @SamC-bg6vn 5 років тому

    I’m loving the new method of doing shorter videos but more often, keep it up

  • @OzzieTheHead
    @OzzieTheHead 5 років тому

    I love your deadpan, sarcastic foreshadowing as much as animated figures dropping dead with a thud

  • @apogena
    @apogena 2 роки тому +4

    *I get just as much headache watching these obscenely-quick skim-throughs of major events in history as I do when I study history the traditional way of reading the detailed version of it in books. Still, videos like this are a good starting point for whoever is interested but doesn't know where to begin.*

  • @DylanPWN
    @DylanPWN 2 роки тому +6

    What a good time to watch this. XD

  • @Canute_
    @Canute_ Рік тому +2

    Fun fact:
    The famous charge of the light brigade during the battle of Balaclava is what Iron Maiden's song "The Trooper" is based on.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 3 роки тому +1

    France: looks good
    *Prussia would like to know your location*

  • @pauldrutz-hannahs3375
    @pauldrutz-hannahs3375 2 роки тому +3

    France: we are triumphant in Europe!
    Prussia: hold my bier.

  • @Simonkolina
    @Simonkolina Рік тому +3

    You forgot to mention another significant peace result - the demilitarisation of the Åland islands.

  • @ZockEnderLP
    @ZockEnderLP 3 роки тому +2

    I love that sarcasm in your videos^^

  • @makaveli2tt
    @makaveli2tt 4 роки тому

    Love this channel and it's content. That said, I find sometimes the animations are a wee bit too fast especially when one of the subjects are holding up something to read and I still have to listen to the narrator.

  • @steveoltjenbruns2366
    @steveoltjenbruns2366 4 роки тому +4

    That ending foreshadowing the Franco-Prussian war has earned you my like

  • @luizneto8665
    @luizneto8665 5 років тому +28

    1:26 a victim of the Crimean war 1854 colorized

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 роки тому +1

      Normie

  • @yannickyim7865
    @yannickyim7865 5 років тому

    History Matters I love ur videos keep up the good work also I subscribed and I love ur channel

  • @perfectplayingplaids
    @perfectplayingplaids 5 років тому

    Love the foreshadowing at the end, can't wait to hear your video on Prussia!!

  • @stonefireice6058
    @stonefireice6058 3 роки тому +3

    Great essay! I learned about Crimean war in History class of St.Petersburg school, where, of course, it was presented from the Russian, er Soviet point of view, which was quite different and away from many facts.
    Now I have much better picture of this war. Thank you

  • @barryirlandi4217
    @barryirlandi4217 2 роки тому +5

    Well this will get a few more views nowadays...

  • @GerardKean
    @GerardKean Рік тому

    Thanks, I was curious that was all I needed to know

  • @DasKaiserManfred
    @DasKaiserManfred 4 роки тому

    This man is the eminem of history videos since his videos are so short yet can
    Tell so much

  • @ThanhVu-oo5nv
    @ThanhVu-oo5nv 5 років тому +9

    Germany: We can't beat Russia
    Italy: (smirking) been there done that, check :v

    • @Tom-2142
      @Tom-2142 5 років тому +1

      Germany beat Russia in ww1

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому

      Because they caused internal revolution. The only nation to defeat Russia in a direct war without internal strife is Poland.

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 3 роки тому +3

      @@jwil4286 The fuck are you talking about? France won both the Revolutionary Wars (Russia was part of the 2nd coalition) and the Crimean War against them. Hell if you want to count the Napoleonic Wars separately, they got smashed in the War of the Third Coalition and War of the Fourth Coalition as well. That's 4 wars lost to France vs 3 won (they didn't even fight the French in the War of the Seventh Coalition though) so technically only 2 won... the French invasion of Russia and the War of the Sixth Coalition.

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 3 роки тому

      @@Itachi951000 I meant that France and Germany can't beat Russia on their home turf. sorry if that was unclear

    • @yakutza3922
      @yakutza3922 3 роки тому +2

      @@jwil4286 nice joke

  • @andreasmicheleg5676
    @andreasmicheleg5676 Рік тому +3

    Although a war is not really funny, I still love the humour in this series😅.

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 4 роки тому +1

    I love the wry wit of this channel. It’s difficult anymore to find anyone who can read straight for comic effect. A regular Phil Hartman in that sense.

  • @stuffedmannequin
    @stuffedmannequin 5 років тому

    Loving this mini series

  • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
    @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 5 років тому +4

    One thing you should have added is how the Sardianian Expeditionary Corp spent most of its time dealing with illnesses, fighting in very few battles and losing only 32 men in combat.

    • @sciupess2
      @sciupess2 2 роки тому +1

      the Piedmontese Sardinian kingdom sent very few soldiers (15,000), sent more than for real military support, as a demonstration of political support towards France! Italy had no interest in this war ... it just wanted to conquer the territories of Italian language under the Austro-Hungarians and to do so it needed the support of France!

  • @vasiliskoutsokostas
    @vasiliskoutsokostas 5 років тому +5

    I would love a video about the Greek Revolution!

  • @ilijastrainovic3141
    @ilijastrainovic3141 5 років тому

    I I I I just simply love this channel

  • @ComptGeorges
    @ComptGeorges 5 років тому +1

    I really love these, but will you start making 10 minute ones again?

  • @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
    @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 5 років тому +49

    France : why do I have to carry this team ? Is it WW1 already ?

    • @guardiadecivil6777
      @guardiadecivil6777 4 роки тому

      famous last words

    • @laynaTheLobster
      @laynaTheLobster 4 роки тому +4

      WWI was where France was carried by the Allies. If it was just France vs. Germany it just would've been the Franco-Prussian War Part II Electric Boogaloo.

    • @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
      @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 4 роки тому +7

      @@laynaTheLobster Yeah that's why the supreme commander of the Entente forces was French. Go learn some history xD

    • @laynaTheLobster
      @laynaTheLobster 4 роки тому

      @@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 I don't know if that's true or not, but I don't really care: I searched up "Who was the supreme commander of the Entente" and the first thing that popped up was Eisenhower XD

    • @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
      @orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 4 роки тому +8

      @@laynaTheLobster Eisenhower was in WW2... Ferdinand Foch was the supreme commander of the Entente forces in WW1.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 роки тому +8

    0:42 Austria (to Russia) : *"We're allies"*
    *_[WELL YES, BUT ACTUALLY NO.]_*

  • @ryansturdivant6835
    @ryansturdivant6835 Рік тому

    Well done! Good summary. I was happy that you mentioned Florence Nightingale. Truth be told, I didn't know about her until watching an episode of drunk history, lol

  • @audoinmartin-pavaillier3389
    @audoinmartin-pavaillier3389 3 роки тому

    great video!!!