BEST OF THEO VON - PART 1

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  • @JokeWRLD
    @JokeWRLD  3 роки тому +259

    BEST OF THEO PART 2
    ua-cam.com/video/BHV8sIKVNZc/v-deo.html

    • @jaylenfrank
      @jaylenfrank 3 роки тому +16

      Grand risings. Any chance you can make a the Best of Theo Vs The B's (Bobby, Brian, Brendan)? Lol

    • @nataltal94
      @nataltal94 3 роки тому +3

      h B

    • @shiftinggearsnpassingqueers
      @shiftinggearsnpassingqueers 2 роки тому +3

      We was kids n we was on acid duuude love that line

    • @lilBoatBigFish
      @lilBoatBigFish 2 роки тому +3

      pll p

    • @AristotleMotivation
      @AristotleMotivation 2 роки тому +1

      @@jaylenfrank You Gotta Have A Best Of Theo With The J's As Well. Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz

  • @PatientBoat
    @PatientBoat 3 роки тому +5920

    Theo: "She like threatened to have the baby."
    Steebee: "How old were you?"
    Theo: "37..... This year."

    • @erickortega981
      @erickortega981 3 роки тому +219

      I fucking spit my juice out when he said that 😂😂

    • @Saiintniic
      @Saiintniic 3 роки тому +3

      @Wynn Wynn no fucken way

    • @Saiintniic
      @Saiintniic 3 роки тому +3

      @Wynn Wynn holy shit he is

    • @JoshAFC
      @JoshAFC 3 роки тому +95

      He loves that twist, used it for a few jokes. Sounds like he means years ago then drops that 😂

    • @dylancampbell52203
      @dylancampbell52203 3 роки тому +24

      The way he said it too 😂 Like he thought about how old he was and then said “this year”

  • @FranciscoLopez-xl7ym
    @FranciscoLopez-xl7ym Рік тому +239

    "Is that NOT on set? Well then what were you doing?"
    "Lookin for the lord brotha" 😂😂😂

  • @austinrobertson1134
    @austinrobertson1134 3 роки тому +8693

    I like how Theo talks about everything like it happened 15 years ago but it was in fact like last Thursday

  • @RuinedComedian
    @RuinedComedian 3 роки тому +610

    16:00 Theo attempting to name a chest freezer by calling it “one of those special basement freezers you have so nobody steals your meats”

    • @obeseiwancannoli2177
      @obeseiwancannoli2177 3 роки тому +29

      A deep freezer lmao

    • @AirWindFire
      @AirWindFire 3 роки тому +15

      @@obeseiwancannoli2177 In the UK they’re called chest freezers, so I guess it’s possible this person knows them by a different name.

    • @obeseiwancannoli2177
      @obeseiwancannoli2177 3 роки тому +11

      @@AirWindFire different strokes for different folks

    • @xtrittonx
      @xtrittonx 2 роки тому +5

      @@gordythecat Weird, we call them deep freezers in BC canada, but could totally just be who i know lol

    • @Buckwheat0
      @Buckwheat0 2 роки тому +8

      We call it a deep freezer, but a chest freezer sounds cool lol

  • @ourtime-downhere6931
    @ourtime-downhere6931 3 роки тому +3428

    "Some straight up mentals, some straight up sawed off humans..."
    The way he words stuff is so hilarious even if the joke isn't that great his word play makes it gold

    • @mysoggypants101
      @mysoggypants101 3 роки тому +16

      I read this as that part happened lololol 😂

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 роки тому +97

      @@mysoggypants101 one of my favorites was on a podcast and he says "I've never seen cocaine but I've smelled a whole bunch of it." Nobody in the room caught it but I was cracking up. He slid it in real quick so I don't know if they heard him but I've always thought that joke was awesome.

    • @shanepoole3197
      @shanepoole3197 3 роки тому +7

      @@mysoggypants101 WTF I DID TOOO WTFFFFFFF

    • @seanheany444
      @seanheany444 3 роки тому +63

      You get some mental to blow Leche out thier dome dude... that's America right there bro"

    • @bosebera9633
      @bosebera9633 2 роки тому +4

      That shit was poetry 😌

  • @sawyerchisholm7279
    @sawyerchisholm7279 2 роки тому +311

    I love how Theo will say something the other person is dying of laughter and he just blows over it and keeps going as if nothing happened.

    • @mariyahnicolee8658
      @mariyahnicolee8658 Рік тому +7

      frrrr like it’s jus normal or sum😭😭

    • @ZippyG
      @ZippyG Рік тому +6

      Art of comedy. 🎭

    • @tylerkirk4779
      @tylerkirk4779 Рік тому +4

      If he stopped every time someone busted up laughing the man would never finish a sentence.

    • @shadowdritz6096
      @shadowdritz6096 Місяць тому +1

      That or he'll stay on the same subject/story but add extra details 😂

  • @joseguerrero9420
    @joseguerrero9420 3 роки тому +5027

    I don’t think he was a cripple they just didn’t teach him how to walk. Had me dying 😂

    • @jorgepena4162
      @jorgepena4162 3 роки тому +86

      Literally busted out laughing ☠️☠️☠️

    • @josefc3098
      @josefc3098 3 роки тому +17

      Shitnhad me dying

    • @vladtheinhaler896
      @vladtheinhaler896 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SuperBlackopsboy99
      @SuperBlackopsboy99 3 роки тому +20

      He lived near the hillbilly family from the simpsons irl

    • @dannyb7623
      @dannyb7623 3 роки тому +13

      Bro I thought I was legit gonna die laughing 😂😂😂

  • @barneydaplatypus8313
    @barneydaplatypus8313 2 роки тому +197

    "If a couple of brothers are rolling by blasting some good music, I can blow ass into a frisbee all day"
    Theo Von is a the funniest person to exist

  • @TheEknaian
    @TheEknaian 3 роки тому +1241

    SHE WASN'T IN A CAGE OR NOTHIN... She was just kinda free range... In this room. 🤣

  • @ronaldericwong
    @ronaldericwong 3 роки тому +150

    “No it was after that. That’s when I got involved with this damn cult” 😂

  • @srsucioguapodelsur8845
    @srsucioguapodelsur8845 3 роки тому +2451

    “You never hung around black people?” will forever be my favorite line of all time

    • @DKM.23
      @DKM.23 3 роки тому +130

      Things happen bruhh 😂 I fucking died

    • @samuelorozco255
      @samuelorozco255 3 роки тому +7

      Funny things is kids teach themselves to walk.

    • @OrangeCheekun
      @OrangeCheekun 3 роки тому +2

      @@samuelorozco255 funny thing is nobody fucking asked

    • @M4GG0TK1NG
      @M4GG0TK1NG 3 роки тому +53

      That whole conversation is gold. "Whatchu think? I was tryin to find the lord brother"
      And "long enough to catch the sweats" get me every single time

    • @JP-rw5cd
      @JP-rw5cd 2 роки тому +2

      Bro honestly comedy gold hahaha I hate Shaub but his reaction was a perfect setup too

  • @GepettoGiuseppi
    @GepettoGiuseppi Рік тому +91

    "They had a kid.. he was in a wheelchair.. i don't even think he had anything, they just never taught him to walk" 😂😂😂 wtf bro

    • @jesseb5076
      @jesseb5076 Місяць тому

      😂😂

    • @Lia2222
      @Lia2222 23 дні тому

      That took me tf out😂😂😂

  • @danmcdonald8736
    @danmcdonald8736 3 роки тому +2363

    Whenever Theo von says "man we had this dude when we were growing up...." I'm already laughing. If just 5% of them are real the world is a strange place

    • @primalentity9824
      @primalentity9824 3 роки тому +210

      If youve ever been to south/midwestern USA, you know he's most likely not making this stuff up

    • @ipwnu4ev1
      @ipwnu4ev1 3 роки тому +38

      I live in the midwest and I can personally say, that must be a southern thing because wtf is he talking about 😂😂😂

    • @primalentity9824
      @primalentity9824 3 роки тому +55

      @@ipwnu4ev1 naw dawg, Midwesterners are the weirdest of them all. I was born in Indiana that's my credentials

    • @brotherbear1162
      @brotherbear1162 3 роки тому +34

      I'm from upstate NY and i used to poop in the yard all the time. I burried it myself though, cuz I'm a gentleman.

    • @MustangWWII
      @MustangWWII 3 роки тому +36

      bro he was from Louisiana, he ain't making that shit up

  • @ryutou-ki4dl
    @ryutou-ki4dl Рік тому +161

    "2 mentals dont make a non mental.....rarely do they" LMFAO

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 9 місяців тому +1

      And that is not true. Two rentals don't necessarily make another mental

    • @mem7806
      @mem7806 6 місяців тому

      ​@@moniqueengleman873my whole ass dads side of the family

    • @mem7806
      @mem7806 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@moniqueengleman873but if its only one condition its less likely
      we got the bipolar, addiction, adhd, autism, depression, general + anxiety, and ocd in my line
      but i dont have bipolar disorder 🙏

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 6 місяців тому +1

      @@mem7806 😂😂😂I am sorry

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 6 місяців тому +2

      @mem7806 fyi.....becareful, that shit sneaks up on you real fast.
      I just check in with my kids. They are honest. 😂😂

  • @marty1202
    @marty1202 3 роки тому +1693

    "A plate is just a cup spread out" 🤣🤣

    • @DaLilVivi96
      @DaLilVivi96 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @JH-yi7qc
      @JH-yi7qc 3 роки тому +4

      That's acid for you

    • @Mageblood
      @Mageblood 3 роки тому +63

      He’s done enough drugs to understand topological theory

    • @mrpiccaso6517
      @mrpiccaso6517 3 роки тому +8

      I mean if you think about it if the bowl wouldn’t break and you’d press it down with a heavy weight it would end up a plate eventually😂😂

    • @Mageblood
      @Mageblood 3 роки тому +1

      Mrpiccaso ah yes but how many holes does a straw have?

  • @TherealHK-47
    @TherealHK-47 Рік тому +62

    Theo should record a series of books on tape where he reads famous books but he also has creative license to go on a tangent within the story anytime he reads something that reminds him of something lol

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 Рік тому +7

      You know sometimes, people just don't have noses, ain't Voldemort's fault man.

    • @jhemarca2596
      @jhemarca2596 4 місяці тому +1

      The whole harry potter series alone is a whole generation of recordings man. 😂

  • @tonycalifornia279
    @tonycalifornia279 3 роки тому +2189

    Theo is earths greatest speaker. His mouth does ballet with words

    • @dh1752
      @dh1752 2 роки тому +1

      He is a great comedian lol 👑😎👑

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 2 роки тому +13

      More like parkour with words.

    • @valntinehj5322
      @valntinehj5322 Рік тому +2

      @@Brainbuster parkour with ballet as the ending

    • @shanegreen9511
      @shanegreen9511 Рік тому +1

      Yeah it does. Theo plays chess with words. He's a word chess master

    • @witchdoctor13
      @witchdoctor13 11 місяців тому

      Oi... farkin aye!

  • @williammelvin
    @williammelvin 2 роки тому +119

    "if you can get a couple of sawed off humans to blow leche out of their domes man, that right there, that's America"
    Best line for me 😂 poetry.

  • @justanotherbob69
    @justanotherbob69 3 роки тому +697

    "You know, I've never been heavily homosexual, but I will say this" is a big part of my daily vocabulary lol

    • @murderparker7968
      @murderparker7968 3 роки тому +21

      Bruh, I’m adopting this practice, thank you.

    • @Devo99-23
      @Devo99-23 10 місяців тому +6

      I’m starting to pick up his speech mannerisms.

    • @vq3567
      @vq3567 6 місяців тому

      Cornball

    • @alexevans5043
      @alexevans5043 4 місяці тому +1

      “Heavily” lol

    • @tommygunshow
      @tommygunshow 3 місяці тому +1

      Bro
      That’s the most off charts casual statement ever. Amazing 🤣

  • @samlawhorn
    @samlawhorn Рік тому +75

    I feel like Theo Von's end of life scenario is going to be exactly like the film Big Fish. And all these people are going to show up to his funeral. There'll be a guy with no arms, a native woman from South Dakota, a guy with a highly unsocial tick, a guy that spits acid, an African American cult lady, Mike the ice guy, and so on.

  • @peterpemrich6962
    @peterpemrich6962 3 роки тому +497

    His straight face and demeanor whilst being funny af just makes it even more funny lol

  • @michaelk3286
    @michaelk3286 3 роки тому +33

    "All of the sudden a bad batch of acid comes to town, and all of the sudden half the town was wearing vests." Lmfao!!!

    • @Lia2222
      @Lia2222 23 дні тому

      🦺s
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tsmcghee8907
    @tsmcghee8907 3 роки тому +590

    Theo's natural, off the cuff thoughts are funnier than other comics' written-out sets

    • @shovelcharge
      @shovelcharge 3 роки тому +28

      All this is funnier than his standup.

    • @thebigbucktheory5488
      @thebigbucktheory5488 Рік тому +10

      ​@@shovelcharge I agree. He's a funnier personality than he is a standup.

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 Рік тому +15

    I'm convinced Theo Von is a real life character from Norm McDonald's insane stories. Like Theo could be making this stuff up, but then sometimes he has pictures to back 🤣😂🤣😭😭

  • @villavilla6301
    @villavilla6301 3 роки тому +1054

    I love how Theo is usually just making shit up, but Joey's life has been so crazy and he's been through so many wild experiences that he just takes Theo's stories at face value and relates to it with a crazy experience of his own

    • @OrangeCheekun
      @OrangeCheekun 3 роки тому +150

      Bruh he's got pictures and other people to prove it 🤣 both of em got some crazy stories and I think 99% of em are true.
      Joey's story about the guy who would tie parachutes to his coke and be ready to throw his stash out the window is fucking gold.

    • @zombieghostninja
      @zombieghostninja 2 роки тому +1

      Bro he wasn’t lying it’s boring in the South with broke white people. That shit sucked it was my whole childhood lol

    • @obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150
      @obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 2 роки тому +113

      I feel like 90% of the shit he says is true but he just adds a couple of funny details in there. You gotta think he grew up poor in a bad neighborhood in a small town in deep south and he also has done a lot of drugs. Plus he's a really open person who seems like he's out doing stuff 24/7 so he definitely has a lot of more opportunities to see crazy shit then most people who stay home all the time.

    • @country_citi8216
      @country_citi8216 2 роки тому +85

      Theo aint making that shit up🤣 I remember when the monkeys were loose in covington and that shitt really happened I was there it was crazy exactly as he said it.. I was drinking beer like am I tripping Dead serious.. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @country_citi8216
      @country_citi8216 2 роки тому +20

      @@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 No lie the monkey story is 100% true even the funny part🤣🤣🤣

  • @keenanlarsen1639
    @keenanlarsen1639 2 роки тому +41

    "A plate is just a cup"
    Dude actually has genius moments.

  • @c.a.d.e1321
    @c.a.d.e1321 3 роки тому +230

    The picture of him party by himself with a $210 vest on,making a smoothie is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard.

    • @pietertsie
      @pietertsie 3 роки тому +6

      The complete story is even better

    • @Jake-z3y8u
      @Jake-z3y8u Місяць тому

      The Vests were his way off pretending he was in uniform.
      Worn incase he ordered a hooxer, she would think he had actual responsibility.

  • @brandongoodman270
    @brandongoodman270 Рік тому +24

    "where's the honey, guy?" that part absolutly defused me

  • @jasonchandler6482
    @jasonchandler6482 3 роки тому +1097

    “Eating dolphin dandruff, doin dope” -Theo Von

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac Рік тому +14

    “Out there eatin dolphin dandruff doin dope” I’m crying 😂

  • @theonenamedhaze
    @theonenamedhaze 3 роки тому +448

    "You should know about tunnels"
    "Why?"
    "Huh?"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DaLilVivi96
      @DaLilVivi96 3 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @burkemcgowan2056
      @burkemcgowan2056 3 роки тому +9

      I meant POM bro not Nam 😂😂

    • @CashensPowerwashing
      @CashensPowerwashing 3 роки тому +4

      I shit my frisbee laughing man 😂 theo is the best with quick zingers

    • @dads_diy
      @dads_diy 3 роки тому +9

      Dude he straight played that off tho lmao like on some serious slick shit

  • @allanskarstein3254
    @allanskarstein3254 3 роки тому +62

    Theo is the kind of guy Theo is telling stories about

  • @Brian-sz7lo
    @Brian-sz7lo 3 роки тому +681

    He's just naturally funny yo. He's just telling stories and random shit and he's got me in tears 🤣 plus the accent 😭

    • @WynterThe2000
      @WynterThe2000 3 роки тому +26

      the one about the guy w no arms had me genuinely crying the first time i heard it

    • @qbert320
      @qbert320 3 роки тому +10

      I just discovered this guy today - was recommended in my feed. I can't remember the last time I LOL'd so much watching a YT video. Everything out of his mouth is gold LOLLL

    • @dh1752
      @dh1752 2 роки тому +2

      He is one of the greatest of his time 4sure lol 👑😎👑

    • @calle406
      @calle406 2 роки тому +2

      @@WynterThe2000 I still fighting with my mind figuring out how he chokes me neck to neck 😂

  • @jasonpeterson1506
    @jasonpeterson1506 2 роки тому +18

    “37, this year” gets me every time!!

  • @nextdoordarts3770
    @nextdoordarts3770 3 роки тому +3096

    “She was just….yuh know…free range…”

    • @AnotherLosttSoul
      @AnotherLosttSoul 3 роки тому +58

      I lost it

    • @thickrebar2634
      @thickrebar2634 3 роки тому +107

      Most polite way to call her a cow I suppose lol

    • @MrCoop7
      @MrCoop7 3 роки тому +24

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who lost it when he said that.

    • @kevinmcgann8752
      @kevinmcgann8752 3 роки тому +24

      He is so uniquely funny 🤣🤣

    • @Improvise1013
      @Improvise1013 3 роки тому +32

      Something about his delivery and the way he times his punchlines perfectly with his pauses. Dude is really fucking talented

  • @grahamgordon9477
    @grahamgordon9477 3 роки тому +24

    I legitimately don’t know how people can have a conversation with Theo. Every single thing he says is hilarious.

  • @Aparski
    @Aparski 3 роки тому +109

    Theo reminds me of someone who tripped real hard on mushrooms and stayed in the mindset, came to terms with it and started projecting it upon the earth.

  • @JokerADHD
    @JokerADHD 3 роки тому +51

    I love how he keeps his composure when he says this shit. 😂. He always has you guessing if he is being serious or not.

  • @jake.presents
    @jake.presents 3 роки тому +1366

    9:30 “We had a guy with no arms, he’d fight everybody“
    Theo is the best BSer of our generation.

    • @spicolijeff2017
      @spicolijeff2017 3 роки тому +86

      LOL we actually had someone like that in Florida, Kodak black used to have a picture of him on his Instagram before he deleted all his old pics

    • @WynterThe2000
      @WynterThe2000 3 роки тому +110

      he would just snack you like a snake

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 3 роки тому +8

      @@spicolijeff2017 bruhhhh I remember that!

    • @FNDoomer
      @FNDoomer 3 роки тому +5

      We had one where I'm at before he went to prison.

    • @zhain0
      @zhain0 3 роки тому +11

      I know a guy with one arm that tries it all the time. He does not do well. Smash bros on n64 though, he is a god.

  • @lucasd.1854
    @lucasd.1854 Рік тому +41

    The sheer fact that Theo seems to be completely random a lot of times and realizing that he's totally serious, is absolutely fucking hilarious lmao

  • @jarronrodriguez4749
    @jarronrodriguez4749 3 роки тому +386

    I literally started dying when he said "no, he would get yuh neck to neck"

  • @CryptoJoeTrading
    @CryptoJoeTrading 3 роки тому +116

    I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Truly incredible level of comedy

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 Рік тому

      Give me some tips how to make money please

  • @mookie001126
    @mookie001126 3 роки тому +627

    I didn't even know who this man was 45 mins ago but he is now one of my favorite comedians this dude is hilarious 😂🤣

    • @usefulidiom
      @usefulidiom 3 роки тому +22

      That’s Theo for you.

    • @TheDroneRookie4
      @TheDroneRookie4 3 роки тому +6

      This legitimately just happened to me😂😂😂😂

    • @pennylan364
      @pennylan364 3 роки тому +3

      God I remember him from the road rules On mtv lol

    • @brodyfulford6096
      @brodyfulford6096 3 роки тому +4

      Glad you’ve stumbled upon this legend 😆

    • @davidvaldez50
      @davidvaldez50 2 роки тому

      Watch him and Bobby Lee togetherness, your stomach will be hurting!

  • @MartinBeesley
    @MartinBeesley Рік тому +17

    "Deaf jack russel" followed by JR just losing his shit will never fail to make me laugh

    • @MissFly
      @MissFly 11 місяців тому

      Lol I have a deaf jack Russell 😂 I know exactly what he means 😂😂

  • @Ohsnapski
    @Ohsnapski 3 роки тому +179

    “I grew up in the stray animal belt of Louisiana” 😂😂😂 I swear this guy is an endless jar of laughter

  • @heavenbertram
    @heavenbertram 2 роки тому +20

    “Two mentals don’t make a non-mental.”😂

  • @matthewwrightsman8959
    @matthewwrightsman8959 3 роки тому +290

    Joe: "Millions of people go to Paris every year"
    Theo: "Yeah but they leave"
    Me: *died*

    • @chaz1357
      @chaz1357 3 роки тому +7

      Thats the part that had me fucking rollin

    • @matthewwrightsman8959
      @matthewwrightsman8959 3 роки тому +3

      @@chaz1357 it's not the kind of place people are milling around man

    • @yoitshannond
      @yoitshannond 3 роки тому +1

      It’s true. Sucks there lol

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 2 роки тому +75

    I love when Theos stories contradict each other, and then you realize that he's been feeding you bullshit you don't know what's true anymore.

    • @username9045
      @username9045 2 роки тому

      When do they contradict each other?

    • @Birdbandb
      @Birdbandb Рік тому +4

      I just caught one I’m sad.. but they all can’t be true. He is a comedian.. he is going to have bits. He comes from a genuine place tho.

  • @codys7942
    @codys7942 3 роки тому +109

    "You never hang around black people? Things happen bruh." Lmao

  • @Mrgreyhoodie101
    @Mrgreyhoodie101 Рік тому +24

    Theo trying to talk about a deep freeze is pure gold. LOL

  • @narele25
    @narele25 3 роки тому +176

    "I'll tell you this, if you want to feed a family of four, you can't just have one owl." -Theo Von

  • @kaylariggs5188
    @kaylariggs5188 Рік тому +6

    I love how the guy responds so seriously like this is a real thing. "How did he block your punches??? Ohhhhh, he gotcha with the shoulder!!"

  • @samflagel213
    @samflagel213 3 роки тому +721

    The fact that he still believes the water was from Iceland is so funny

    • @RasputinGandini
      @RasputinGandini 3 роки тому +7

      He actually still believes don’t he 🤣

    • @avar1c357
      @avar1c357 3 роки тому +100

      Icy mike wasn’t getting those flavors from nowhere bruh

    • @Carolinelili413
      @Carolinelili413 3 роки тому +17

      It's definitely not a real story but it's funny that Joey thought he was serious.

    • @elchapo6732
      @elchapo6732 3 роки тому +8

      @@Carolinelili413 how you going to say it's not real when you don't even know the guy? Just bc you see him doesn't mean you know him.

    • @BaBy_ShoWeR
      @BaBy_ShoWeR 3 роки тому +4

      @@elchapo6732 I loved your show on Netflix!

  • @NoOneSpecial-808
    @NoOneSpecial-808 Місяць тому +2

    "he would try to spell it out like he was tricking me" 😂😂😂

  • @lofttm969
    @lofttm969 3 роки тому +410

    Joeys wind up laugh while he’s like absorbing how funny it is always gets me

  • @keithsavoie6943
    @keithsavoie6943 Рік тому +17

    Not many people can really make me laugh but Theo is hilarious. I rewatch these and still end up in tears.

  • @MrTheologianscafe
    @MrTheologianscafe 3 роки тому +163

    Theo von. I deal with extreme depression and I am a struggling recovering addict. Sometimes there is nothing in my life that yields a smile but when I listen to Theo, I will laugh so hard to the point of tears. God gave you a gift bro and that's grimy humor. Fucking hilarious

    • @nazimberdja9901
      @nazimberdja9901 3 роки тому +14

      You’re amazing keep going ! Don t quit

    • @isaiahdrews9536
      @isaiahdrews9536 3 роки тому +7

      Proud of you bro, keep it up! You got this

    • @learyc8077
      @learyc8077 3 роки тому +4

      How are you getting on?

    • @unluckyblanket2779
      @unluckyblanket2779 3 роки тому +2

      How you doing bro?

    • @the1only467
      @the1only467 2 роки тому +5

      I feel ya homey, you’re not alone. I’m still in addiction but wanting to kick I’m tired of this life.

  • @BigSpinnerdawg
    @BigSpinnerdawg 2 роки тому +16

    Theo: “ I remember one time…”
    Other person: “ wait when was this”
    Theo: “ oh this was on Tuesday “

  • @dannyt564
    @dannyt564 3 роки тому +576

    I swear to god I could do a life time sentence with Theo and live a better life than 95% of the world lol

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 3 роки тому +7

      Unless it's a prison in the American south lol 😂

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 Рік тому +1

      Couldn’t agree more- this man brings me so much laughter and joy

    • @Dark_Omen21
      @Dark_Omen21 Рік тому

      make ur own fun bro thats what makes him so great he made the best out of his situation

  • @hurricanekitty6736
    @hurricanekitty6736 5 місяців тому +1

    “Easy for him to spell backward & forward, it’s the same name, TOT” when he shrugs his shoulders as he’s saying “it’s then same name, tot”, damn near made me suffocate from laughing so hard!!

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 3 роки тому +59

    “How old were you?” “37. It was this year” 💀

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 3 роки тому +22

    As someone who lives in Pittsburgh, the fact Theo was one of those people who broke down in one of the tunnels is absolutely hilarious. Not even him shitting in a frisbee, but the fact nobody knows how to drive in those fuckin tunnels, let alone when there's a broken down car in them 😂😂

  • @ohyeahyeah5782
    @ohyeahyeah5782 3 роки тому +739

    This guy is literally the main character and we’re all just NPCs compared to him

    • @fenrir5361
      @fenrir5361 3 роки тому +1

      Nah not really

    • @profoundsuperficiality
      @profoundsuperficiality 3 роки тому +27

      @@fenrir5361 did you want attention? It’s a joke

    • @officialGamer1000
      @officialGamer1000 3 роки тому +7

      @@fenrir5361 seriously like who the fuck is golbrund volke

    • @shayneholladay
      @shayneholladay 3 роки тому +4

      A fucking npc

    • @DeathLock420
      @DeathLock420 3 роки тому +1

      @@profoundsuperficiality it's a hacky joke that we've seen a million times. Literally an npc joke

  • @ryutou-ki4dl
    @ryutou-ki4dl Рік тому +6

    bro theos jokes are so good cause even if they are totally made up stories the things he says are so specific and out of left field you almost have to believe them lmfaoo

  • @tristansageman3576
    @tristansageman3576 3 роки тому +57

    I love how nobody even caught "it's just like slavery bro. Never found the boats" 😭😭😭

  • @MrForrestcl
    @MrForrestcl 2 роки тому +19

    Theo is the coolest bro on the planet. His stories relate so well while at the same time you know he has lived life on a whole nother level. Dying breed. May bros live on.

  • @moetivation1
    @moetivation1 3 роки тому +15

    He was straight flaming Brendan! "You look like you got stung by bees!" Where do you live in a comb? 🤣🤣🤣 you better watch it you could become diabetic!! Hahaha! I'm still in tears after watching that! Theo is a natural, he talks about regular stuff and it's hilarious.

  • @ZeeDeess
    @ZeeDeess 5 місяців тому +2

    The bit about tot had me crying laughing at work 😂

  • @jaefizz1862
    @jaefizz1862 3 роки тому +85

    I’m glad he’s blowing up, for years I watched this dude always asking people and know one knew who he was. Now I think people are starting to see, oddly enough his free roam rants and conversations are funnier then his actual standup. This dude is a legit walking cartoon character and I love it.

    • @Choe903
      @Choe903 Рік тому +3

      Fr tho he was born in the paradise Pd universe had to be 😂

    • @JohnDoe-ic9ms
      @JohnDoe-ic9ms Рік тому +1

      Exactly 💯🤣 lmfao when he said joe looks like a tied up hamhock or turkey lmao

    • @peepstur2110
      @peepstur2110 Рік тому +3

      You are the first person ever to have misspelled "no"

    • @jaefizz1862
      @jaefizz1862 Рік тому +2

      @@peepstur2110 Number one baby!

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 2 роки тому +17

    Y'know how you can kinda figure where someone is going conversationally? Theo really is an enigma. Effortlessly funny.

  • @ericvolandt2622
    @ericvolandt2622 3 роки тому +31

    “Whole family, zero shirts” 😂😂😂😂

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 Рік тому +1

    I like how the person cant breathe from laughing already and Theo just keeps laying details down and just makes them continuously lose it

  • @osheamarshall8861
    @osheamarshall8861 3 роки тому +101

    The fact that his funniest lines are him honestly speaking, not trying to be funny, is what makes him so great! 😂

    • @milklover2830
      @milklover2830 3 роки тому +11

      Hes great at story telling and theres no way that everything he said really happend, wich makes him even better. I feel like improves on the spot a lot.

    • @fw1240
      @fw1240 Рік тому

      1. He's not honestly speaking
      2. He is trying to be funny
      3. He IS funny

  • @shannonk2541
    @shannonk2541 3 роки тому +36

    Theo being so naive about meat freezers is so endearing 🤣 boy, deep freezers aren’t for hiding your meat from people 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
      @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 роки тому +3

      They are for some of us...

    • @dirkwolf9463
      @dirkwolf9463 2 роки тому

      When your family has its own branch of Sackville-Baggins.

    • @mandelorean6243
      @mandelorean6243 2 роки тому

      Naive..
      Deep freezer.
      Chest in UK.

    • @username9045
      @username9045 2 роки тому

      The interpretation you're describing is cynical. If he described deep freezers as being for sharing meat with people, that would be naive.

  • @samuelbenton5903
    @samuelbenton5903 3 роки тому +56

    “People go to Paris all the time”
    “And they leave.”
    😂

  • @daretodream4014
    @daretodream4014 3 роки тому +19

    I would love to see a cartoon series of Theo Von living in his hometown

  • @LiV3rWurSt
    @LiV3rWurSt 3 роки тому +85

    Lmao Joey breaking holes in the water story is absolutely killing me 😂😂😂

    • @russellpaloor1408
      @russellpaloor1408 3 роки тому +11

      Some of theos stories are straight up lies

    • @itswingman9861
      @itswingman9861 3 роки тому +12

      @@russellpaloor1408 He has to lie, because some are real too. If he muddys the waters of his past life the police won't question him about it.

    • @colt7526
      @colt7526 3 роки тому +35

      @@russellpaloor1408 that’s comedy for you, do you really think Dave chapelle actually saw a 3 year old selling weed on the corner at 4am

    • @russellpaloor1408
      @russellpaloor1408 3 роки тому +1

      @@colt7526 Dave is clearly telling jokes, Theo pathological.

    • @LongShlongDaddy
      @LongShlongDaddy 3 роки тому

      😵😂

  • @Team-gw5uw
    @Team-gw5uw 3 роки тому +224

    One of the funniest people on the planet ever.

    • @dalekay9ine
      @dalekay9ine 3 роки тому +2

      It truly blows my fuckin mind when o meet those rare people that really don't find Theo funny. I immediately know that person and I just are not going to her along, at all.

    • @sararhiannonaytchose8830
      @sararhiannonaytchose8830 3 роки тому

      @@dalekay9ine can you explain why misogony, racism, murder and fat shaming is funny? Do men really not have other shit to joke about?

    • @rasbperrypi133
      @rasbperrypi133 3 роки тому +20

      @@sararhiannonaytchose8830 exhibit A

    • @musstta01
      @musstta01 3 роки тому

      @@sararhiannonaytchose8830 because someone as entitled as you would never get what having to survive on scraps feels like, they've grown up taking what they can and that's toughened them up, they didn't, couldn't (and mostly still don't and won't ever) know what's best for them in reality, but they don't care at this point.
      It's supposed to be offensive in order to drive people like you away from it because, quite literally, you wouldn't get it.

    • @brotherxela5085
      @brotherxela5085 3 роки тому

      @@sararhiannonaytchose8830 lmao THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?! fucking weirdo.. get outta here

  • @Ravenheart_
    @Ravenheart_ 3 роки тому +17

    "some straight-up sawed-off humans" --this dude is f*cking hilarious

  • @lnAmberClad
    @lnAmberClad Рік тому +5

    "had a dude in our town, no arms. Used to fuckin fight everybody... His brother was in a wheelchair, I think they just never taught him how to walk"
    Laughed so hard I can barely breathe

  • @kinglouisxiii2650
    @kinglouisxiii2650 3 роки тому +344

    "He doesn't believe in jesus christ does he"

  • @chuckturdburger4612
    @chuckturdburger4612 5 місяців тому +2

    "A plate is just a cup that's waaaay spaced out" LOL

  • @psyler_6305
    @psyler_6305 3 роки тому +34

    In ages past, Theo Vonn is the court Jester every king wishes they had.

  • @ceo.n1773
    @ceo.n1773 2 роки тому +7

    “Lookin for the lord brother what do u think I was doing” 😭😭

  • @IooCMGooI
    @IooCMGooI 3 роки тому +123

    i wish they had like an XXL freestyle for comedians he would always win

  • @WhiteRose-CODM
    @WhiteRose-CODM 2 роки тому +16

    One thing I respect alot about all the other comedians, include Brendan.. is that they all allow Theo to do his thing.

  • @nicholusbaker2830
    @nicholusbaker2830 3 роки тому +31

    I swear to God this dude is the most natural comedian of all time.

  • @berrtusmaximus5212
    @berrtusmaximus5212 9 місяців тому

    I genuinely believe God periodically drops someone like Theo into the mix when the world is getting too dark for some of us.
    He’s a bottomless well of smiles. You have a gift Theo.

  • @gavinoyler240
    @gavinoyler240 3 роки тому +120

    The way Theo tried to explain a deep freeze😂

    • @keeshakelley9583
      @keeshakelley9583 3 роки тому +12

      & The other Two Just Kept Letting His Describe it, Knowing Damn Well What He Was Talking about 🤣

  • @Shevchenko_DBR9
    @Shevchenko_DBR9 2 роки тому +5

    I love How it’s only part 1 but it’s 45 minutes, dude is so hilarious.

  • @therandommusingsofred2340
    @therandommusingsofred2340 3 роки тому +46

    You can tell from his facial expressions that he is fully reminiscing about his past and not coming up with crazy stories just as easily as you can see his intelligence with his comebacks and responses.

  • @owendaboss3858
    @owendaboss3858 3 роки тому +10

    The icey mike story had me crying😂

  • @gav1636
    @gav1636 3 роки тому +21

    “he doesn’t believe in jesus christ does he? 🤔”
    “i don’t think so”😂
    “yeh😕…but that’s fine! 🤷🏼‍♂️”

  • @nik1128
    @nik1128 Рік тому +3

    "37"...makes it all the more hilarious that theo doesn't look a day over 25.

  • @brandonkeaton
    @brandonkeaton 3 роки тому +25

    6:42 - love how genuinely Theo says Rogan doesn’t believe in Jesus, cause you know it’s important to him.

  • @VIOLETSYSTMS
    @VIOLETSYSTMS Рік тому +8

    The way Theo is actually right about a plate and a cup being virtually the same is so funny

  • @samalam98
    @samalam98 3 роки тому +16

    The amount of meth jokes this guy makes yet 90% fly right over peoples heads😂

  • @braedendavis8972
    @braedendavis8972 3 роки тому +8

    "The dogs knew it was my birthday and they came back and got my ass again"😂😂😂

  • @Sevenlilies
    @Sevenlilies 3 роки тому +182

    PSA: Theo was/is the first man to beat Down syndrome