Mortal Kombat Characters I Can Defeat!

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  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming  2 роки тому +78

    Which Mortal Kombat character can YOU defeat in a Fight??
    Post in the Comments!

    • @GoldenSlumbers0
      @GoldenSlumbers0 2 роки тому +10

      D’vorah. Just get tons of Raid bug spray and she will be dealt with and it that don’t work a lit match will do the job

    • @tristancampbell4941
      @tristancampbell4941 2 роки тому

      I'm slapping and drop-kicking the sh*t out of Ferra

    • @tristancampbell4941
      @tristancampbell4941 2 роки тому

      I'm knocking out Striker with a Baseball Bat, dragging him into a car, and sending his @ss to Chicago (He will not survive, trust me)

    • @GoldenSlumbers0
      @GoldenSlumbers0 2 роки тому +4

      @@tristancampbell4941 Not Chicago 💀💀

    • @showagodzillaistrulybeauti2670
      @showagodzillaistrulybeauti2670 2 роки тому +1

      The one being

  • @FlyingPenguin196
    @FlyingPenguin196 2 роки тому +386

    It’s hilarious how Mileena’s strategy is actually just giving her a hug.

  • @jahsunnewman-makekau3133
    @jahsunnewman-makekau3133 2 роки тому +50

    I would fight Shao Kahn, but inside of a McDonalds. The point is that he relentlessly taunts the weak, which McDonalds is full of. Due to his character he would endlessly say “you suck” to the employees and posing and laughing, so much so that I would be able to damage him in between his taunts, creating a frame trap

  • @turbovortexxd
    @turbovortexxd 2 роки тому +165

    For any cyborg character just use a Captcha.

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 2 роки тому +55

    Fight Kintaro. Throw catnip at him. I don't know if I'll win. But it'll be pretty funny xd

    • @fatjoker6949
      @fatjoker6949 2 роки тому +8

      KK on a wheelchair ♿

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 2 роки тому +1

      How to delete SonicHaXD: Go back to 1992 and tell/lie to John and Ed that there is a glitch character in game. They fix the bug, Reptile ceases to exist, Sonic is defeated.

    • @LifeshakyBam
      @LifeshakyBam Рік тому +2

      Or maybe use a laser pointer to make Kintaro run off a cliff

  • @tristancampbell4941
    @tristancampbell4941 2 роки тому +276

    I love how Underdawg turns a fight against Mileena into a Waifu Simulator

    • @goofy-___-
      @goofy-___- 2 роки тому +25

      bros bouta start a harem with mk waifus

    • @thatguy8841
      @thatguy8841 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, why not tho

    • @tristancampbell4941
      @tristancampbell4941 Рік тому +8

      @@thatguy8841 Dead by Daylight did it. I could see MK do it.

    • @keziasalt3
      @keziasalt3 Рік тому +10

      I mean, it's Mileena we're talking about 😏

    • @Lak3w00d2lash3r
      @Lak3w00d2lash3r Рік тому +3

      Laugh out loud

  • @zachwhitley9187
    @zachwhitley9187 2 роки тому +97

    The question you should ask raiden is, what gets bigger the more you take away it worked for the smartest man or "head" alive

    • @tunar_karimov
      @tunar_karimov Рік тому +13

      “nothing? wait it doesn’t work. I must consult with the elder gods”

    • @yusufcirakk
      @yusufcirakk Рік тому +12

      Was it a hole?

  • @supermario_49
    @supermario_49 2 роки тому +262

    The strategy for beating Johnny Cage was gold 😂😂

    • @arri9869
      @arri9869 2 роки тому +11

      for real 😂 loved it

    • @jesuisunstroopwafel
      @jesuisunstroopwafel 2 роки тому +5

      It's also really dirty.

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 2 роки тому +1

      It wouldn't work though. Johnny Cage THRIVES on negative publicity. It'd probably wind up being a career boost if anything.

    • @DavidHernandez-dk1zs
      @DavidHernandez-dk1zs 2 роки тому +4

      @@SamWeltzin Not necessarily. Johnny Cage loves to brag, and one thing he can't stop talking about is how good his movies are and which ones he's starred in. If the bad publicity begins to affect his movie career to where he's going to have difficulty getting a role or make people hate his movies, he'd do anything he can to prevent that from happening.

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 2 роки тому +6

      @@DavidHernandez-dk1zs The thing is, he's always acted like a complete jackass. Nothing attacking his character would ever affect him, as his fans are already the kind of people who like pieces of trash. The only thing that could affect him is if someone started an effective campaign saying he doesn't do his own stunts, but making that an effective campaign would be extraordinarily difficult, and I'm not even sure it'd destroy his film career.
      It's shocking just how tenacious the reputation of famous people can be, even in the face of all evidence that they are terrible people.

  • @kramerfortuna7228
    @kramerfortuna7228 2 роки тому +116

    Dude, I don't even think I could take down Mo-Kap. I mean, I practiced sword fighting for a good few years now, but I've seen what these kharacters can do in the Test Your Might mode and I've seen them shrug off getting stabbed through the chest. I'm just gonna take the L on this one.

    • @SeanAlexander897
      @SeanAlexander897 2 роки тому

      I’m gonna break the rules and spam gun on them

    • @Red_Eggie
      @Red_Eggie 2 роки тому +5

      I actually think I can fight Mokap, he's just a stunts double

    • @DavidHernandez-dk1zs
      @DavidHernandez-dk1zs 2 роки тому +10

      @@Red_Eggie Mokap is ripped and knows 3 different martial arts, even though he's just a motion capture guy, I'd put him physically in the same level as a highly trained mma fighter, and 99% of normal people would get killed fighting an mma fighter.

    • @DavidHernandez-dk1zs
      @DavidHernandez-dk1zs 2 роки тому +7

      Realistically only highly trained soldiers and martial artists would stand a chance fighting against real Mortal Kombat characters, some of their feats have been done by real people. I've seen martial artists wrestle bears and break rocks and slabs of concrete with their fists, those guys would stand a chance.

    • @Mimi._.Haruno_
      @Mimi._.Haruno_ Рік тому +4

      @@Red_Eggie who is trained in martial arts, ripped, and has Supernatural Powers. U CAN fight Mokap but U WONT win

  • @vginsprdsobepr9698
    @vginsprdsobepr9698 2 роки тому +64

    Has anyone notices how Baraka inherited Katana’s Birthday Cake Friendship from MK2?

  • @PlayfulOtter
    @PlayfulOtter 2 роки тому +57

    Your Mileena tactic is perfect. The best way to defeat an enemy is to turn them into a friend.

    • @LeXo1993R
      @LeXo1993R 2 роки тому +5

      that's Naruto's strategy

    • @Shockwave_MD
      @Shockwave_MD 2 роки тому +3

      works in Undertale

    • @nabilahmed579
      @nabilahmed579 2 роки тому +4

      Dbz intensifies

    • @tunar_karimov
      @tunar_karimov 2 роки тому +2

      into a lover works perfectly fine too

    • @tunar_karimov
      @tunar_karimov 2 роки тому +1

      @@LeXo1993Rwe had narutotherapy, but now we have underdawg therapy

  • @Bugga-Ray-Dudley
    @Bugga-Ray-Dudley 2 роки тому +30

    I like how in this video doesn’t take the challenge too seriously to allow for creative/funny brainstorming

  • @tengu2D
    @tengu2D Рік тому +14

    I love the rapid escalation of “I’m going to ask Bo-Rai Cho to a drinking challenge but unbeknownst to him, I poisoned his glass.”

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 Рік тому +19

    Mileena being defeated with the Power of Love and Johnny Cage by being cancelled on Twitter Is both hilarious and genius.

  • @kzakulenga5138
    @kzakulenga5138 2 роки тому +86

    Johnny would probably find you after the online shenanigans
    Hope you keep Mileena around 🤣😅😂😂😭

    • @havaltherock
      @havaltherock 2 роки тому

      He would probably beat both their asses

    • @brenogoda388
      @brenogoda388 Рік тому +1

      Hasn’t Johnny beaten Mileena anyway? She won’t be able to save him lol

    • @Roman_the_black_cat
      @Roman_the_black_cat 4 місяці тому

      ​well its not canon so Johnny no longer has plot armor to protect him from the toothed murder bionic

  • @TreRaSi8
    @TreRaSi8 2 роки тому +29

    You can beat Jade by blasting club beats and throwing 100 dollar bills in the air, D'vorah with raid or pesticides, Noob Saibot with a girlfriend or any social activity, Sheeva with a dominatrix gig at a dungeon, Kitana with a Karen wig stuck in a Walmart or mcdonald's, Kung Lao with a roast fest with him as the target, Skarlet with a blood donation program with her as the only donner.

  • @thatguy8841
    @thatguy8841 2 роки тому +34

    Your plan to beat Mileena is to hit her with the talk-no-jutsu 💀

  • @kalebdavis2405
    @kalebdavis2405 2 роки тому +21

    Liu Kang: I’ll stand still and just let Nether-realm screw him over for me.

  • @vginsprdsobepr9698
    @vginsprdsobepr9698 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for entertaining us all these years. Josh M.

  • @T60-s5c
    @T60-s5c 2 роки тому +24

    That kick Vic joke was a low blow underdog 😂

    • @iversonreid6718
      @iversonreid6718 2 роки тому +5

      But he’s right 😂! Man’s career got ruined because of that

    • @darthmeticulous6901
      @darthmeticulous6901 Рік тому

      Ironic wording considering Johnny Cage’s knack for groin attacks.

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 2 роки тому +20

    Reptile has been fighting Sub Zero for years, better watch out.

  • @hellothere-ij2ij
    @hellothere-ij2ij 2 роки тому +6

    UNDERDDAWG: love blasting Melina
    Sonichaxd: lust blasting reptile
    The4thsnake: kicks the writers ass and changes the plot
    Brusk: beats kol Yong with a stick

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 Рік тому +5

    There's one flaw In Underdog's strategy with Motaro.
    He wouldn't be safe In cutscenes, since Motaro briefly appears In Story mode of MK9 In the background.
    And the only thing that Is more humiliating than dying In the background Is dying off screen.

  • @mangodango1733
    @mangodango1733 2 роки тому +25

    I could beat kung lao
    I'd just tell him he's the best earth realm warrior there ever was
    And he would feint from the validation and excitement

  • @SirLightsOut99
    @SirLightsOut99 2 роки тому +5

    Easy way to beat Kano: just bring a magnet to the fight and short out that eyeball. If it's powerful enough to do that, then surely it can catch a few knives thrown your way too.

  • @karisrahl4444
    @karisrahl4444 2 роки тому +9

    This was some of the best content I've ever seen, ngl. Can we get part 2? I wonder how you'd beat my favorite character Fujin.

  • @xBeasts777
    @xBeasts777 2 роки тому +12

    0:11 Joe?

  • @starcast3905
    @starcast3905 Рік тому +7

    Gotta say,I’d love more of these even for other franchises.

  • @himanshubhoria1832
    @himanshubhoria1832 Рік тому +3

    This video switches from being serious to downright silly so many times its really funny lmao

  • @jesuisunstroopwafel
    @jesuisunstroopwafel 2 роки тому +5

    I did not expect Bloody Roar footage in your video. That's some good taste, especially with the anti-Meat salt and Lemonade.

  • @thedredayshow9246
    @thedredayshow9246 2 роки тому +13

    You can beat Kano and Kabal. All you have to do is pay them, and they won't even bother you.

  • @jakubsokol7301
    @jakubsokol7301 2 роки тому +20

    6:19 what if Sheeva sees the fan and throws you up to it? 🤨

    • @TheManWhoErasedHisNane
      @TheManWhoErasedHisNane 2 роки тому +5

      True and it’s below you what’s stopping her from tossing you down into it.

    • @alper_tr3852
      @alper_tr3852 2 роки тому +5

      You are right she is smart I guess

    • @BestBeastWarrior
      @BestBeastWarrior 7 місяців тому

      @@alper_tr3852well how about this you hide the fan where you know where it is and when she jumps up she jumps into the fan and shred herself to bits

  • @iamaidabishes
    @iamaidabishes 2 роки тому +14

    I'm truly amazed by the great ingenuity in this video ... cuz it all make sense somehow (or at least it seems like they do) but I'm kinda disappointed that u didn't mention anything about SubZero and the element that brings life 🚶🏻‍♀️🙌🏻💧

    • @iamaidabishes
      @iamaidabishes 2 роки тому +1

      @@Grandmaster_Sub-Zero awh ... in this case , instead of that ... gonna show u too those yaoi fanart ... *unless ur resistant to 'em as well 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @nicksrandomreviews
    @nicksrandomreviews Рік тому +6

    Cancelling Johnny Cage would probably actually work.
    "It is after much consideration, that Mr. Cage not be invited to the Mortal Kombat tournament after making insensitive comments towards Tarkatans. Outworld is a place of tolerance and love, and bigotry has no place in our horribly violent bloodsport death tournament."

    • @Drknsl0
      @Drknsl0 4 місяці тому

      this made me imagine Shao Kahn saying something like "I can look past the decapitation but I won't tolerate racism"

    • @nicksrandomreviews
      @nicksrandomreviews 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Drknsl0 "I may be an evil dictator bent on complete and total domination over all of the realms, but being racist is just wrong."

    • @Roman_the_black_cat
      @Roman_the_black_cat 4 місяці тому

      ​@@nicksrandomreviewsShao khan does not discriminate, everyone goes under his boot 😂

    • @nicksrandomreviews
      @nicksrandomreviews 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Roman_the_black_cat "We here in outworld do not care if you are gay, straight, black or white.
      We will conquer your realm regardless.
      These hands do not discriminate."

  • @mlgbobby5901
    @mlgbobby5901 2 роки тому +18

    Honestly if a certain part of the internet taught me anything mileena might be a decent partner

    • @mochi9672
      @mochi9672 2 роки тому

      oh no

    • @DavidHernandez-dk1zs
      @DavidHernandez-dk1zs 2 роки тому +1

      If she got mad at you, she wouldn't even need scissors or a knife to cut yours off, think about that. She also looks like a curvy slim female, though she's realistically as strong or stronger than your average man.

  • @zsarmaniwright
    @zsarmaniwright 2 роки тому +5

    3:55 you gone have a Chrisean and Blueface relationship with Mileena😂🤣

  • @CrazyGamingYT56
    @CrazyGamingYT56 2 роки тому +11

    Love your content keep up the great work

  • @baval5
    @baval5 2 роки тому +6

    How to beat Baraka: Just punch him. Has he ever won a fight in any media?

  • @xMUNECAx
    @xMUNECAx Рік тому +4

    Yeah so there’s a little issue with the sindel solution: you forgot the scream. It would stun you before she lifted a single follicle.

  • @RuhabDabeer
    @RuhabDabeer 2 роки тому +17

    What if you used Mileena and pretended to love her and make Baraka jealous to beat him?

    • @nicksrandomreviews
      @nicksrandomreviews Рік тому +3

      Then he forms a meaningful relationship with her, and finds that underneath the razorsharp teeth is just a girl that likes teddy bears and mojitos.

    • @xMUNECAx
      @xMUNECAx Рік тому

      Baraka would end him over that.

    • @inthemiddleofsomecalibrations
      @inthemiddleofsomecalibrations Рік тому +1

      I'm ten parallel universes ahead of you, I wouldn't even have to pretend I love her, since I actually do. ❤

  • @shyb7847
    @shyb7847 2 роки тому +5

    The dude in the crypt, that's about it

  • @Rubberbucket0038
    @Rubberbucket0038 Рік тому

    I’ve had a bit of a long day and this was well needed ty. Keep up your amazing and whacky videos

  • @SamWeltzin
    @SamWeltzin 2 роки тому +1

    Flawless logic. I see no holes.

  • @marcruss
    @marcruss 2 роки тому +12

    I’m not gonna lie even if you did use guns it would do like no damage in the mortal kombat world 😂

  • @urm0m69
    @urm0m69 2 роки тому +2

    For everyone who's thinking abt the power scaling, we scale as IRLversal here. We transcend this fiction fodder verse

  • @emmonechols6010
    @emmonechols6010 Рік тому +1

    This was a great video I would love to see u continue this with other games maybe street fighter snk Tekken soul calibur

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 6 місяців тому

      Ryu: throw a spider at him.
      Chun Li: remind her that she is in her 50's.
      That's how I defeat these two.

  • @medjaimcgraw5632
    @medjaimcgraw5632 2 роки тому +8

    You know... if I had poison and a pointy stick I MIGHT be able to kill scorpion

  • @HalftimeBackflip
    @HalftimeBackflip Рік тому

    Trueunderdawg:*breaks leg
    Also Trueunderdawg: “I see this as an absolute win”

  • @TheCRX7
    @TheCRX7 2 роки тому +12

    The Mileena and Johnny Cage ones......TRUETALITY BRUTALITY

  • @ehm4066
    @ehm4066 2 роки тому

    That video was hilarious, especially poor Raiden and Motaro also Nice hair

  • @Infinitygodalex99
    @Infinitygodalex99 2 роки тому +8

    Mileena will be the easiest to defeat because u can just be her friend

  • @Araraki-Itto1
    @Araraki-Itto1 2 роки тому +2

    I wouldn't mind having Meileena around. Bodyguard and potential wife......maybe after some plastic surgery if she'd agree to that. 😅

  • @Ghost-uv3wg
    @Ghost-uv3wg 2 роки тому +3

    I love your videos underdawg

  • @thewebstergaming5805
    @thewebstergaming5805 2 роки тому +3

    To this day, Meat is the most random mk character

  • @thedredayshow9246
    @thedredayshow9246 6 місяців тому +1

    The scorpion one us even worse, considering they are brothers in the new timeline

  • @ryderwoodford
    @ryderwoodford 10 місяців тому +1

    To fight Baraka I would just warp into the games and fight him and win since anyone can defeat him there😂

  • @stephenjennings555
    @stephenjennings555 Рік тому +1

    When fighting Bo-Rai-Cho I’d just challenge him to a drinking competition then bring out the Rakija. No way his liver survives drinking with me

  • @germangentilemomlik1933
    @germangentilemomlik1933 2 роки тому +3

    i was totally expecting you to meme on Baraka and Reptile, and goddamn the onaga bit made me laugh

  • @joeydemitro8976
    @joeydemitro8976 2 роки тому +3

    TRUEUNDERDAWG YOU ARE AWESOME TOO MY FRIEND

  • @cactusblack5993
    @cactusblack5993 2 роки тому +5

    "Prep time" is the most overrated PIS ever when it comes to Batman. There's one thing to have information, but it's another to execute it. Anyone ever played or watches sports?

    • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
      @TrueUnderDawgGaming  2 роки тому +3

      Trust me, I agree with you. I am so tired of "He can beat anyone with prep-time!"
      Doomsday shows up lmao

  • @yaboybomber6773
    @yaboybomber6773 2 роки тому +2

    I would fight Jax in a Junkyard and find one of those inudstrial sized magnets that can lift cars then get him attached to it and blow up the magnet

  • @BrotherHercules01
    @BrotherHercules01 2 роки тому +5

    Has scorpion ever fought someone under water cause I would just swim and win if not

  • @AdvanTijj
    @AdvanTijj Рік тому

    Underdawg: "I'll just go into any netherrealm game!"
    MK1 Motaro: *intense breathing*

  • @kaijufect8121
    @kaijufect8121 2 роки тому +3

    This dude is funny. 😆 I guess I could win against mocap. Just aim for the "balls".

  • @MadDoggGames
    @MadDoggGames 2 роки тому

    I appreciate you using and giving credit on my clip with the Sheeva Stomp. I feel special! 😝😁❤

  • @Red_Eggie
    @Red_Eggie 2 роки тому +3

    I can survive a battle with Kratos, an this is how :
    I'll just surrender or offer him something nice in return for not killing me

  • @baval5
    @baval5 2 роки тому +6

    How to beat Kung Lao (Netherrealm): Tell him Liu Kang was able to withstand you hitting him with a bat for an hour straight and remain conscious. But he probably couldn't do it so its OK if he doesnt want to Test His Might.
    Have a backup plan in case he takes it, hes still pretty tough.

    • @Boa3110
      @Boa3110 Рік тому +1

      give him a glass of poison and tell him that he will be like his ancestor if he drinks it... best thing is that it wont be a lie

  • @Timmix_
    @Timmix_ 2 роки тому +4

    When you showed The4thsnake
    I thought you were gonna go on a rant
    how you would beat the shit out of Snake, and then Sonic.

  • @SantaClawztheSamurai
    @SantaClawztheSamurai 2 роки тому +1

    I like the idea of defeating Motaro via dimension hopping

  • @hamonyzi
    @hamonyzi 2 роки тому +2

    LMAO love Kill em with kindness.

  • @Blackhall_Manor
    @Blackhall_Manor 2 роки тому +2

    You'd better not be hitting on my girl Mileena. She's a taken woman.

  • @TheManWhoErasedHisNane
    @TheManWhoErasedHisNane 2 роки тому +3

    *WHO I CAN BEAT*
    Mocap: Throw Water On Him He Probably Isn’t That Fast And Might Leave Out Of Annoyance.
    Meat:Salt & Lemon
    Everyone Else: Hope They Don’t Kill Me

  • @crizines
    @crizines 2 роки тому +1

    Man got a fresh cut

  • @Maykholiv
    @Maykholiv Рік тому

    Johnny Cage: Im gonna cancel him so hard.... LOOOOOOL, loved this one!

  • @teteefpieproductions2381
    @teteefpieproductions2381 2 роки тому +1

    Kano. Just whip out a mirror when he goes for the eye laser

  • @4x6_thats_me
    @4x6_thats_me 2 роки тому +1

    7:05
    *BRUH, THAT'S SO EVIL!*
    *THAT IS SO EVIL!*
    *¡THAT IS SO EVIL!!*
    *¡I LOVE IT!!*
    Although...
    What if instead of Quai-Liang(I have zero idea how to actually write his name), you showed him the same type of art work but with Bi-Han, Sektor, or Quanchi instead?
    Now that would be DIABOLICAL.
    Although, it does come with the risk of a higher chance of dying by angry ninja go bruh, or you could become literally INVINCIBLE due to the amount of ptsd scorpion gets due to the experience.
    ME personally would take the risk just for the memes.
    Anyways...
    Ok bye ✌️.

  • @beneditovideira836
    @beneditovideira836 Рік тому

    Look, despite how hilarious it would be to force Nitara to watch the Twilight saga, it could backfire horribly: she could become so disgusted by such atrocity that she would begin a genocidal campaign against humanity, starting with YOU.

  • @TheCRX7
    @TheCRX7 2 роки тому

    THIS was fucking GREAT video my man! I love the Zany out of nowhere stuff like this! Hahaha

  • @FalseShepherd
    @FalseShepherd Рік тому

    Lmfaooo the Cyrax Malware you did him dirty.

  • @reachingheights9699
    @reachingheights9699 Рік тому +1

    He’s biggest weakness is alcohol so I’m ganna challenge him to a drink off but unknown to him a poisoned his glass hahahaha 😂 that what hilarious 😅

  • @daviddimitrov3696
    @daviddimitrov3696 Рік тому +1

    who could I beat? hm.. Jonny Cage (I'll just show him Logan Pawl and he'll quit his career for even slightly reminding someone of Logan) , Meat (idk I'd just juke him then push his face onto a power saw...he is MEAT afterall) , Kobra (I'd just dunk on him. cos no one likes him)...hm..Maybe Nitara if I'm feeling brave. (I don't really know I'll just tell her to "stop it, get some help" and while she's confused I'll just toss garlic at her. or just stake her then make her eat garlic bread) (It's not that I couldn't possibly fight reptile he's just my favorite so I'd wanna make friends) also maybe Bo'raicho (or however you spell it.) I'll just offer him a drink the smack him so it spills then throw a match at him. Also Striker. (Since he's a cop ill commit crimes like J walking and while he's having a stroke with all the crimes i just commited i'll snap his neck)
    "I'll just go into a netherrealm game"
    meanwhile Motaro waiting in MK1 "oh hello there"

  • @EndoScorpion
    @EndoScorpion 2 роки тому +5

    Erron Black - just wear bulletproof armour.... or don't if it's Snowblind as he couldn't hit a mountain even if he was stood on it.
    Kronika - Point out her entire existence is a paradox and watch her implode and be erased forever.
    Geras - Do the above to Kronika and Geras wouldn't exist either, since she created him.
    Stryker - lawsuit for police brutality.
    Shang Tsung - you can't steal my soul, I'm ginge; I don't have a soul.
    Smoke - fight him in an indoor public space; no smoking allowed.
    Kabal - tar and nails like in Home Alone.
    Shinnok - I mean, everyone can beat him. Absolute pushover.
    Quan Chi - swap Shinnok's amulet for a fake. He's useless without it.
    Tarkatans & Cyborgs (including Kano and Hsu Hao) - Magnets.
    Any netherealmer - Trick them into going to the Heavens ("lets fight somewhere else, follow me through this portal") their bodies will be ripped apart.
    Skarlet - HIV
    Raiden - have rubber soles on shoes or fight him inside a cage, so the electricity is draw to the cage itself.
    Cetrion - threaten to tell her mommy.
    Kotal - sun block, and go for the spine; it's weak from his days in a wheelchair.

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 2 роки тому

      Would HIV even kill Skarlet? She has been alive for thousands of years.

  • @Shockwave_MD
    @Shockwave_MD 2 роки тому

    Bo Rai Cho - get a court mandated order for him to go to rehab followed by monitored AA meetings.

  • @juanon_industries7256
    @juanon_industries7256 2 роки тому

    1:30 when the meat teleports behind you and you feel a fleshy hand in your back and head: 🙃

  • @smoothcriminal4421
    @smoothcriminal4421 2 роки тому +2

    I could beat Kung Lao in a fight just by saying "Liu Kang is better." He wouldn't be able to see me with all the tears in his eyes which means I could smack him around.

  • @mr1buc4life
    @mr1buc4life 2 роки тому

    You wrong for this one lol 😆 😂 great video

  • @Pichufan172
    @Pichufan172 2 роки тому +5

    I did not expect that sponsorship there. Well done my sir

  • @thepsychobear2362
    @thepsychobear2362 Рік тому

    Imagine thinking your lemon juice tactic is going to make someone who rips his own head off hurt enough to flee.

  • @SpecsWitched
    @SpecsWitched Рік тому +1

    Mileena deserves to be cared for as a friend, MK side story where she goes out with Cassie when

  • @darthmeticulous6901
    @darthmeticulous6901 Рік тому

    0:13 Holy Hell.
    Basically the way to stop Mileena is to literally stick with “It’s what’s on the inside that counts,” and hope she believes you… best case scenario is she’ll protect you. Which could also work on Sheeva and Nitara and produce similar results.
    The Johnny Cage solution was hilarious, and so was the one for all the Cyber-Ninjas.
    For Sheeva… you don’t even need the fan. Instead, just imagine she’s a 4-armed Amazonian and as a result become submissive and respectful (it’s apparently what Sheeva likes in a guy)… the result will be like the Mileena one… except better since Sheeva would be a tougher bodyguard.

  • @HaloDarkKnight117
    @HaloDarkKnight117 2 роки тому +10

    Let's be honest, everyone could could beat Hsu Hao in a fight and come out without a scratch

  • @johnnycacao
    @johnnycacao 2 роки тому +5

    #cancelJohnnyCage

  • @Neonlight3934
    @Neonlight3934 2 роки тому +1

    "with the exception of guns"
    Striker has never seen such bullshit before

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 Рік тому +1

    Beat Takeda or Kenshi by just thinking about 2 Girls 1 Cup

  • @SuperLumianaire
    @SuperLumianaire 2 роки тому +4

    I can beat the following.
    Meat
    Mocap
    Tanya "trick her into thinking I fell for her tricking"
    Fuck it, I kill every bad guy using guns.
    I would do that with Maleena too.

  • @faultydivinity156
    @faultydivinity156 Рік тому

    Id say you might beat Mocap in a fight, that’s about it. Luv ya underdawg😂

  • @Beerusmama
    @Beerusmama Рік тому +1

    D'Vorah is the easiest one to beat, just bring a gas mask and a large canister of Raid.

  • @BrassThunder981
    @BrassThunder981 2 роки тому +2

    I'd beat D'vorah by using bug spray.

  • @romantheblack-cat
    @romantheblack-cat Рік тому

    Id like to see a part two...and how tf your gonna beat or st least survive the xenomorph, its fair game since its rival is in part 1

  • @SHEANGOMES
    @SHEANGOMES 2 роки тому

    4:18 damn thats a crazy shot to take lmfao