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  • @TexasPoonTappa956
    @TexasPoonTappa956 4 роки тому +15670

    Things haven't been the same since Lord Farquaad lost his castle.

  • @loren5720
    @loren5720 5 років тому +14550

    This is like the dialogue on a game that you can't skip.

  • @pandacommanda1
    @pandacommanda1 6 років тому +4434

    False advertising..... I came thinking two people were gonna be fighting each other with trumpets.

    • @ThatFlyGuy353
      @ThatFlyGuy353 6 років тому +27

      pandacommanda1 I thought I was gonna see 2 trumpets fighting

    • @oozma1292
      @oozma1292 6 років тому +2

      pandacommanda1 same

    • @Faidalll
      @Faidalll 6 років тому +3

      We all expected that

    • @thecrescentmoonman7179
      @thecrescentmoonman7179 6 років тому +5

      i did expect two trumpets honking at each other but i was not disappointed with this video

    • @gabrielahenson8850
      @gabrielahenson8850 6 років тому +1

      Still worth visiting a popcorn vendor before viewing

  • @SirKolass
    @SirKolass 7 місяців тому +258

    _'Gnome defends his neighborhood from evil trumpet man and protects the foundation of creativity from harm.'_

  • @happytimewithcarl
    @happytimewithcarl 5 років тому +36183

    This is something you'd see randomly in GTA V

    • @pinheadlarry1977
      @pinheadlarry1977 5 років тому +458

      Dude, this guy was playing the trumpet in front of a Holocaust memorial, that's why he got pissed

    • @dudeitslacy
      @dudeitslacy 5 років тому +350

      @@pinheadlarry1977 he's a narcissist. Listen to him. Lisp and all, he's much more important and nobody else deserves to be there but him. haha

    • @Jayco9x19
      @Jayco9x19 5 років тому +11

      Facts

    • @yeismeload
      @yeismeload 5 років тому +5

      Looooool

    • @barryhendrix9401
      @barryhendrix9401 5 років тому +19

      Pinhead Larry For real?

  • @mr.bobody4486
    @mr.bobody4486 3 роки тому +38121

    imagine being insulted by a man who is 80% leg

  • @BrianTylerComposer
    @BrianTylerComposer 6 років тому +45690

    I would pay good money to watch a 3 hour biographical documentary about this dude

    • @rombuloid
      @rombuloid 6 років тому +1639

      Is it a dude?

    • @salpertia
      @salpertia 6 років тому +596

      I mean I might agree if I heard him before, why it made the oompa loompa so mad

    • @kidcarhartt1015
      @kidcarhartt1015 6 років тому +949

      This dude is literally a piece of trash, like why would you talk too someone in that manner unless you yourself have already lost you're dream and are jealous

    • @topgoers
      @topgoers 6 років тому +71

      Which dude?

    • @warhead213
      @warhead213 6 років тому +258

      It’s s female

  • @SunyCartoons
    @SunyCartoons 3 місяці тому +34

    Literally one of my favorite videos on UA-cam of all time

  • @ElDantae
    @ElDantae 4 роки тому +2925

    I was expecting two dudes hitting each other with trumpets

  • @LukeGamesOfficial
    @LukeGamesOfficial 6 років тому +20961

    I was expecting 2 people playing trumpets going at each other lol

    • @sfs6990
      @sfs6990 6 років тому +259

      I thought maybe using trumpets as swords or something.....

    • @tcsprynce5748
      @tcsprynce5748 6 років тому +265

      Luke Games instead you got the hunchback from 300 calling a man talentless...as it uses a garbage bag as a purse

    • @2_strokesmoke
      @2_strokesmoke 6 років тому +1

      Yea. Me too.

    • @OnlyToasted
      @OnlyToasted 6 років тому

      Luke Games omg it’s u Luke I am a sub

    • @emilio8289
      @emilio8289 6 років тому +20

      Honestly would've liked that video a lot more

  • @WilliamBrothers
    @WilliamBrothers 8 років тому +19820

    I want to put this guy in my pocket and unleash him on people who argue with me... contemporaneously.

    • @randomguy8187
      @randomguy8187 6 років тому +586

      This is a super underrated comment. It immediately conjured up a mental image of actually putting this plan to action and almost had me in tears 😅 Well played sir

    • @chomskyhonk9034
      @chomskyhonk9034 6 років тому +79

      WilliamBrothers nice vocab

    • @Gizziiusa
      @Gizziiusa 6 років тому +135

      that could be one of many cantankerous weapons in ye ole bag of tricks. I like your tactics...duly noted.

    • @fabman132
      @fabman132 6 років тому +73

      I want that word. That's mine now.

    • @deathm0100
      @deathm0100 6 років тому +14

      AHAHAHAHA OMG DYING

  • @flight4203
    @flight4203 5 місяців тому +245

    " I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" 😂🤣💀

    • @stootsmcgoots
      @stootsmcgoots 14 днів тому +10

      He also tossed Bob Dylan's salad

    • @angelchavez2154
      @angelchavez2154 14 днів тому +2

      He did Bury him with this one tho 😂

    • @whitebwoi
      @whitebwoi 14 днів тому +6

      @@angelchavez2154 no he didnt 😂

    • @angelchavez2154
      @angelchavez2154 14 днів тому +1

      @@whitebwoi after he said that I was like “he’s done” finished him lol 😂

    • @erickpinedajr.8380
      @erickpinedajr.8380 13 днів тому +6

      ⁠@@angelchavez2154no little guy is envious and jealous

  • @axelnussbaumer
    @axelnussbaumer 6 років тому +2755

    My favorite NPC in the game. You have to practice the trumpet for an absurd amount of time before he actually gives you his side quest, though.

    • @brandonhancock110
      @brandonhancock110 6 років тому +7

      U been watching too much TierZoo fam

    • @404_profile_not_found
      @404_profile_not_found 6 років тому +102

      The quest reward is garbage though. You get a signed photo of Bob Dylan that says, "To Angrydwarfguy, love Bob" in handwriting that looks suspiciously like Angrydwarfguy's own writing. It's good XP rhough

    • @CharlesVeitch
      @CharlesVeitch 6 років тому +30

      This NPC's programming is really good, only one use of "fucking" towards the end. Usually to unlock this kind of quest you need to hand the instrument to the character. This NPC wanted to show off

    • @mandero6682
      @mandero6682 6 років тому

      Axel Nussbaumer hahah 😂

    • @crappymeal
      @crappymeal 6 років тому +1

      I love where this is going

  • @hiandbye9658
    @hiandbye9658 5 років тому +1635

    My mans just wanted to play some classy brassy and this off brand Lord Farquad tryna stop him

  • @Dotsue_
    @Dotsue_ 4 роки тому +2885

    Sounds like he's reflecting on himself and his insecurities. Also he looks like Gollum before he found the ring.

    • @KravMagaKid
      @KravMagaKid 4 роки тому +24

      You are right!

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 4 роки тому +31

      That's exactly what happened.

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 4 роки тому +6

      Narwhale Boi I mean, he’s not wrong it’s just very cringe

    • @Chris-yw2zp
      @Chris-yw2zp 4 роки тому +6

      I think he’s just high

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +24

      Classic projection.

  • @tailwhup
    @tailwhup 2 місяці тому +33

    I love how nobody interrupts him even once, or says anything back. it’s like he’s just arguing with himself

  • @pasquale-s5g
    @pasquale-s5g 4 роки тому +2330

    Man: plays trumpet
    Lord Farquad: tells the whole story of his life

  • @MAYITO1107
    @MAYITO1107 4 роки тому +5131

    He's like the personification of that self doubting voice in your head.

  • @thomassharp8489
    @thomassharp8489 4 роки тому +4450

    "An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity"
    - Andre the Midget, 2013

    • @willc5239
      @willc5239 4 роки тому +3

      Thomas Sharp Bravo

    • @mr.paradise454
      @mr.paradise454 4 роки тому +16

      The best comment?

    • @harpomarxist4185
      @harpomarxist4185 4 роки тому +217

      "An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity", he shouted in public.

    • @iamnathanael2132
      @iamnathanael2132 4 роки тому +4

      Meanwhile, Andre is up in here screaming her head off.

    • @drivebybodypierce
      @drivebybodypierce 4 роки тому +5

      Certified: Pro-level comment.

  • @tHa1Rune
    @tHa1Rune 6 місяців тому +177

    1:56 "an artist respects the silence it serves the foundation of creativity"
    Why did that sound hard tho

    • @Ðogecoin
      @Ðogecoin 4 місяці тому +15

      Nah it just sounds cringe

    • @cptsonicbelmont
      @cptsonicbelmont 4 місяці тому +5

      Confidence and projecting your voice

    • @AladdinBinLaden
      @AladdinBinLaden 27 днів тому +8

      Cause it's facts

    • @Meilk27
      @Meilk27 13 днів тому +5

      "I'm 13 and this is deep"

    • @eatyourveggies_
      @eatyourveggies_ 6 днів тому

      Some John Cage wisdom from torso legs 😂

  • @joshmurphy5930
    @joshmurphy5930 3 роки тому +3853

    "I've been here 14 years I've lived in this town my whole life"
    That's a weird looking 14 yr old.

    • @Alphoric
      @Alphoric 3 роки тому +121

      It’s a weird looking whatever the fuck that is

    • @charlied1930
      @charlied1930 3 роки тому +59

      Doesn't he say 40 years? Either way doesn't add up lol he looks 60+ at least

    • @gooey915
      @gooey915 3 роки тому +26

      Oblivion npc dialog

    • @JuanRodriguez-cn1ek
      @JuanRodriguez-cn1ek 3 роки тому +19

      he probs referred to 'here' as his current residence or place of work.

    • @Mimmi112
      @Mimmi112 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @beiramar1582
    @beiramar1582 4 роки тому +9035

    Sounds like he’s just repeating what he was told his whole life.

  • @curt6525
    @curt6525 2 роки тому +9985

    People say No Country For Old Men was his most impressive performance but honestly this is up there

  • @kguy152000
    @kguy152000 15 днів тому +16

    Every time I come back to this video, I always hope that whoever recorded this treasure has my deepest gratitude.

  • @mrcheezle3910
    @mrcheezle3910 5 років тому +2655

    He’s mad because he can never catch any Smurfs .

  • @Billy_Herrington1969
    @Billy_Herrington1969 4 роки тому +1677

    This NPC is very agressive. Looks like he denied his quest.

  • @chrisreed3040
    @chrisreed3040 3 роки тому +7781

    I really wanna see this guy's life story in a movie. All the way up to this epic freakout moment.

    • @LH-db6fs
      @LH-db6fs 3 роки тому +737

      The movie would start with this video and then pause while he’s freaking out with him in the background saying something like “this is me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well, let me take you back to the 1970’s when I walked Bob Dylan on stage…”

    • @chrisreed3040
      @chrisreed3040 3 роки тому +61

      @@LH-db6fs 😆 yes u took that right out of my mind.

    • @stephenforbes2762
      @stephenforbes2762 3 роки тому +311

      Loving parents, bullied at school from preschool through high school, went to film school, flunked out, followed the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan on tour, fantasized about walking them out on stage, got a job taking tickets at the movie theatre, never left, heard man playing trumpet in public, lost it and gave this academy award winning performance...

    • @sj3development207
      @sj3development207 3 роки тому +30

      @@LH-db6fs 😂😂😂 that’s EXACTLY what the movie would start like

    • @jackthe_tripper2544
      @jackthe_tripper2544 3 роки тому +24

      He walked Bob Dylan on stage... apparently

  • @SuperXzm
    @SuperXzm 2 місяці тому +14

    lvl 1 crook: *"I hate hipsters!"*
    lvl 1000 Boss: *"An artist respects the silence as it serves the foundation of creativity. You suck."*

  • @loganclancy7147
    @loganclancy7147 4 роки тому +9983

    this dude looks like he got all the worst parts of danny devito's genetics

    • @urethralinfection8311
      @urethralinfection8311 4 роки тому +14

      Dimebag Darrel jeez ok lol

    • @grimmblade
      @grimmblade 4 роки тому +65

      @@dimebagdarrel4874 dude it's obviously mental illness. Annoying sure, but soon gone on it's way.

    • @pablowithrice1593
      @pablowithrice1593 4 роки тому +98

      I think that's a female.

    • @schmittinc.3003
      @schmittinc.3003 4 роки тому +27

      There are no worst parts

    • @johnv5211
      @johnv5211 4 роки тому +29

      Frankito. He's beautiful.

  • @djmax01
    @djmax01 3 роки тому +8309

    Best buried comment: "He keeps his torso in the bag"

    • @therealrobbdee672
      @therealrobbdee672 3 роки тому +115

      U wouldn't laugh if ur torso got blow off in the War!

    • @Sid0404
      @Sid0404 3 роки тому +44

      @@therealrobbdee672 Wtf are you talking about?

    • @therealrobbdee672
      @therealrobbdee672 3 роки тому +82

      @@Sid0404it's a king of the hill thing.... you wouldn't understand

    • @kajuskup375
      @kajuskup375 3 роки тому +130

      Another buried comment: "This is the closest thing to gender neutral"

    • @alybean4211
      @alybean4211 3 роки тому +9

      😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 3 роки тому +2223

    His trousers are a bit low. Could do with pulling them up a bit higher.

    • @MaxFurDude
      @MaxFurDude 3 роки тому +16

      We need to help him. After intense review, I have noticed he isn't wearing a belt. 😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @theoracle7148
      @theoracle7148 3 роки тому +5

      It’s Richard the 3rd

    • @martinf.8255
      @martinf.8255 3 роки тому +7

      That's a woman bro

    • @pepesylvia848
      @pepesylvia848 3 роки тому +10

      @@martinf.8255 It's a man. He's just small and probably lost his testes, causing his voice to never fully develop.

    • @commendatori1
      @commendatori1 3 роки тому +1

      Lol that would be over his head then..

  • @zegaboy098
    @zegaboy098 14 днів тому +4

    The algorithm blessed my fyp with this old gem after all these years 🙏

  • @ecco8
    @ecco8 5 років тому +1342

    He probably yelled at Bob Dylan in 1975 for playing music also

    • @Ilnur-v6z
      @Ilnur-v6z 5 років тому +16

      I think that is a woman.

    • @ecco8
      @ecco8 5 років тому +14

      tuxman3osmanov gg
      Or a she beast

    • @ecco8
      @ecco8 5 років тому +17

      Probably yelled at the Grateful Dead from 1966 too

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 років тому +7

      Dylan, you sound more nasally than I! Get out, you no talent nothing!

    • @nathanwall37
      @nathanwall37 5 років тому +11

      I walked the Beatles on stage in 1965! Who are YOU, Bob Dylan?

  • @Ttassin
    @Ttassin 5 років тому +3685

    Who let lord farquaad out of the castle?

  • @Thomas___
    @Thomas___ 5 років тому +5787

    *_I physically can't comprehend his body style_*

    • @trendkill3333
      @trendkill3333 5 років тому +149

      Thomas Bangalter his torso is like half the height it should be

    • @tolkienblack6602
      @tolkienblack6602 4 роки тому +140

      That's a guy?!!!!

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream 4 роки тому +72

      @@tolkienblack6602 I don't get it, most people say he, but to me it was clearly a female

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream 4 роки тому +23

      @@tolkienblack6602 Fuck it I still go with female and the others are wrong

    • @telaniianoai568
      @telaniianoai568 4 роки тому +48

      I was literally just trying to understand how he's fucking built😂😂

  • @quantillaprudentia1345
    @quantillaprudentia1345 5 місяців тому +9

    The video is 10 years old and it is only now being recommended to me… How many little treasures are you still withholding from me UA-cam?!

    • @danielshort6510
      @danielshort6510 Місяць тому

      Have you seen Steve Spearos easy going ?

  • @stevebailey5591
    @stevebailey5591 5 років тому +840

    He's screaming about 'respecting the silence'?

    • @stevebailey5591
      @stevebailey5591 5 років тому +21

      @AB24250 Apparently he's a chap called Douglas Levinson.

    • @avicennaferdian438
      @avicennaferdian438 5 років тому +12

      @AB24250 apparently he/she is an asshole

    • @theKGB1000
      @theKGB1000 5 років тому +3

      Hypocritical humor at its finest.

    • @Bear0601
      @Bear0601 5 років тому

      Louie the Dog That high?

    • @jslide-wj8dr
      @jslide-wj8dr 5 років тому

      i needed someone else to point that out thank you lol

  • @brianpulido1788
    @brianpulido1788 5 років тому +3966

    This guy looks like he hangs out under bridges asking people to answer his riddles

  • @kamerad-dog
    @kamerad-dog 6 років тому +654

    I was just playing the trumpet in the street and this thing just appeared. It gave me a cool side quest but it was a bit annoying.

    • @mectic5149
      @mectic5149 6 років тому

      Snow Seraph ??

    • @GGman2019
      @GGman2019 6 років тому +1

      They need to nerf the last boss of that quest

    • @holycanolibatman
      @holycanolibatman 6 років тому +4

      this comment made me laugh way too hard

    • @tug3676
      @tug3676 6 років тому

      HOW ABOUT THE SETTLEMENT PROBLEM, ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOUR HELP
      ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP

    • @tonibursic5717
      @tonibursic5717 6 років тому

      I still can't figure out weather this is a man or a woman...

  • @412snail1
    @412snail1 Місяць тому +4

    This looks my favorite substitute teacher from the 90’s. RIP Mr. Sutchmo.

  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave3427 5 років тому +1483

    It sounds more like he's talking about himself rather than the artist.

    • @expo6252
      @expo6252 5 років тому +13

      Aurum TheBrave I think that’s a she idek 😂

    • @hiteshkaringula6798
      @hiteshkaringula6798 5 років тому +7

      _Expo_ that’s what I Thought💀💀💀💀💀

    • @cruz25617
      @cruz25617 5 років тому +45

      Exacly my Thoughts. Everything he is saying, is really just Implying how he Feels about himself, or what he has been Told. He Obviously has Endured a Tremendous amount of Stress. A very Insecure Man. I Feel Bad for the Guy.

    • @NevrrPresntt
      @NevrrPresntt 5 років тому +13

      @@cruz25617 damn that's exactly what I was going to say. Hes reflecting himself. Hes saying was he was back then and how the trumpet guy us will mever be nothing because he went from being something to nothing. Tsk tsk, very sad for the lil troll looking dude

    • @j5892000
      @j5892000 5 років тому +2

      Exactly

  • @buffdogg
    @buffdogg 4 роки тому +1870

    This man is projecting ALL of his insecurities towards this guy all at once.

    • @coleburgos1610
      @coleburgos1610 4 роки тому +26

      she has probably never had someone to ever vent to and unleashed all of her anger about her own life at once

    • @jimmycarter7541
      @jimmycarter7541 4 роки тому +55

      @@coleburgos1610 This is a guy...

    • @Lucrativecris
      @Lucrativecris 4 роки тому +42

      @@jimmycarter7541 you can’t blame him when I first saw the video I thought it was a girl 😂

    • @lovejetfuel4071
      @lovejetfuel4071 3 роки тому +5

      Not sure if its a man or a women

    • @mrcontroversy222
      @mrcontroversy222 3 роки тому

      @@jimmycarter7541 bullshit...

  • @chickennoodlesoup2794
    @chickennoodlesoup2794 3 роки тому +1033

    This scene was nominated for an academy award. Danny Devito trained for weeks on his monologue, knowing full well that the character of this story had a realization that even though he’s a homeless man trying to look good in a suit, he understands that art in all things is really found in silence, something his character learns to break himself, all throughout this film. Still mad Scorsese didn’t win an Oscar for best director.

    • @escapingfedsinmycivic
      @escapingfedsinmycivic 3 роки тому +3

      This has a lot of likes but no replies so I’m gonna reply to it

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 3 роки тому +2

      LMFAOO

    • @gxbrxxl9626
      @gxbrxxl9626 3 роки тому +7

      Don't do Danny like this

    • @kuumih0
      @kuumih0 3 роки тому +1

      I'm not sure what's funnier Your profile pic with this comment. Your name or the video

    • @lycoris7890
      @lycoris7890 3 роки тому

      @@kuumih0 XD

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 6 місяців тому +3

    This video has been in my To Watch playlist for years, I'm not disappointed. 😅😂😂

  • @robforti
    @robforti 3 роки тому +4401

    When you put Andre the giant in the dryer for too long

  • @wilbamate
    @wilbamate 6 років тому +921

    This guy is the embodiment of my anxiety.

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 6 років тому +46

      I hear his voice in my head every time I'm trying to write something

    • @Ethan-yz6tj
      @Ethan-yz6tj 6 років тому +4

      its a guy?

    • @Brkprsn
      @Brkprsn 6 років тому +3

      Wilba mate Texas size retweet there bud

    • @SatisfecteIIent
      @SatisfecteIIent 5 років тому +3

      I’m crying 💀💀💀

    • @yourconscience456
      @yourconscience456 5 років тому +1

      Dayum, I thought I recognised him. Anxiety, thy name is *small angry weirdo*

  • @stunnerofagunner
    @stunnerofagunner 4 роки тому +614

    Flash back 50 years and he was playing trumpet in his room with all his dreams ahead of him and his dad busted in and said these very same words and he was never the same ever again.....

    • @Joshua-fk9zm
      @Joshua-fk9zm 4 роки тому +23

      epic villain backstory

    • @DaveMustaineShreds
      @DaveMustaineShreds 4 роки тому +8

      Flash back 100 years and his grampa tellin his dad that same shit 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @showman891
      @showman891 4 роки тому +1

      @@DaveMustaineShreds oh, how deep does it go?

  • @MoolsDogTwoOfficial
    @MoolsDogTwoOfficial 5 місяців тому +52

    Most mentally stable New Yorker

  • @zeeqwan6477
    @zeeqwan6477 5 років тому +1914

    Lord Farquaad has really let himself go

  • @adams8585
    @adams8585 4 роки тому +4824

    You already can tell this guy was a failed musician

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +245

      Yeah, he can't suffer in silence it seems.

    • @lappu911
      @lappu911 4 роки тому +460

      He was a failed science experiment

    • @flagflow1232
      @flagflow1232 4 роки тому +354

      He wanted to be the greatest trumpeter in the world, but the society didn't respect the silence which serves as a foundation for creativity.

    • @shadowreaper5413
      @shadowreaper5413 4 роки тому +82

      @@lappu911 he failed at protecting his kingdom from am ogre and stole his bitch

    • @trenton227
      @trenton227 4 роки тому +23

      He probably was one of the failed students who was trained beside JK Simmons.

  • @agiie615
    @agiie615 4 роки тому +936

    Sad thing is. This guy revealed his entire life with everything he just said.

    • @Nina-vv3ev
      @Nina-vv3ev 4 роки тому +13

      Jason Bourne yup

    • @josephpeeler5434
      @josephpeeler5434 4 роки тому +64

      Yes. He was projecting. He brought Bob Dylan on stage. Highlight of his musical "career."

    • @codafett
      @codafett 4 роки тому +15

      Maybe. Or maybe he's completely insane and just rambling.

    • @nubiandoll7
      @nubiandoll7 4 роки тому +3

      codafett lol 😂

  • @draco2xx
    @draco2xx 5 днів тому +3

    this is like a random npc in gta v you just have to hang around and be so intrigued as to wtf you're looking at

  • @WeAreTheInsurgents
    @WeAreTheInsurgents 3 роки тому +4266

    "An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity." That actually sounds really profound then 10 seconds later he says "I'm an NYU film school graduate, SUCCCKKKAA"

    • @fatclemenzzza
      @fatclemenzzza 3 роки тому +44

      Lmao! I read your comment when he said that.

    • @dylanstafford8177
      @dylanstafford8177 3 роки тому +5

      Ahhhhhh🤣🤣🤣

    • @Teobi1
      @Teobi1 3 роки тому +245

      "AN ARTIST RESPECTS THE SILENCE!" he yelled

    • @davi.alexandre
      @davi.alexandre 3 роки тому +109

      Imo, telling a musician that he should respect the silence is the single dumbest thing possible one could ever say

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 3 роки тому +80

      It's a thing that sounds really deep until you think about it for a few more seconds and realize it's absolute hogwash

  • @cee_willy
    @cee_willy 4 роки тому +1813

    It’s like he’s yelling at himself when he yells at the trumpet guy.

    • @ripswf
      @ripswf 4 роки тому +19

      damn.....

    • @chaseg
      @chaseg 4 роки тому +74

      Yea he obviously had a lot of emotions bottled up. The way he kept on and on tells me he wanted someone else to feel as bad as him. I feel sorry for the guy.

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 4 роки тому +14

      @@chaseg i don't think you understand how many god damn amateur street performers there are in New York city when you walk by them everyday im sure it gets grating

    • @samforpanek8401
      @samforpanek8401 4 роки тому +3

      I can't believe its a dude

    • @yngveerlandsen5319
      @yngveerlandsen5319 4 роки тому +20

      You are completely right. It's called Projection in Psychology and is defined as projecting the feelings we have about ourself unto someone else.

  • @goobiethicc5054
    @goobiethicc5054 4 роки тому +1678

    Lord Farquaad’s sister really going trough some rough shit these days.

  • @darkgamer555al
    @darkgamer555al Місяць тому +4

    He looks like a real life side character from a Shrek movie 😭😂 he even sounds like one 😂

  • @Rumplesti1tskin
    @Rumplesti1tskin 3 роки тому +2822

    He’s just pissed because someone stole his torso.

  • @Delta_7.
    @Delta_7. 4 роки тому +1415

    I think we can all agree this guy would make a great addition to a movie.

  • @Redforsberg
    @Redforsberg 4 роки тому +1382

    Him: "You are everything that has gone wrong with this world"
    Trumpet Guy: *Doot*

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 4 роки тому +2

      CRYING 😅😭

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 4 роки тому +3

      Thank D yeah. It just kinda broke the tension lol

    • @elyeeto4399
      @elyeeto4399 4 роки тому +1

      Karen:You suck trumpet player
      The guy:But I like to play to play a trumpet

    • @AnonYmous-mw5lc
      @AnonYmous-mw5lc 3 роки тому

      like when a little bro taunts his big bro

    • @telegoose9905
      @telegoose9905 3 роки тому

      🤣

  • @jameshealy4096
    @jameshealy4096 6 днів тому +4

    I wonder how many people who graduate from NYU film school now say "I'm an NYU film school graduate... sucka!"

  • @akio1606
    @akio1606 3 роки тому +699

    whenever i see a crying child i think out loud "you're no artist. an artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity."

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 3 роки тому +22

      I work retail and plan to scream this into the next crying baby's face.

    • @Leukefilms
      @Leukefilms 3 роки тому +6

      @Material Girl My laughing chimney is a creepy guy and my flying chair destroy him... Yeah!!

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 3 роки тому

      You miserable presumptuous no talent! You have no talent 😂

  • @MarkVirgulto
    @MarkVirgulto 6 років тому +803

    By the title "Trumpet Fight" I thought the little gnome was going to pull a trumpet out of his bag and fight like two giraffes

    • @RoshiBloxs
      @RoshiBloxs 6 років тому +6

      that's what we all wish...

    • @austinhenson18
      @austinhenson18 6 років тому +5

      I thought it said turnip fight. Dyslexia strikes again

    • @_hi_pwr
      @_hi_pwr 6 років тому

      YES

    • @JoseARomo-qv5fk
      @JoseARomo-qv5fk 6 років тому

      Bruh, "the little gnome"😂😂

    • @Arcadiez
      @Arcadiez 6 років тому

      Her

  • @adrianadrian6522
    @adrianadrian6522 4 роки тому +718

    As crazy as this dude is, I hope that he finds happiness. Dude's clearly been through some shit.

    • @KohakuShowtime
      @KohakuShowtime 4 роки тому +45

      He's all good now, he used to hate the meme, but he's embraced it over the years. His name is Douglas Levinson by the way.

    • @KohakuShowtime
      @KohakuShowtime 4 роки тому

      @Christian Tompkins he is indeed

    • @KohakuShowtime
      @KohakuShowtime 4 роки тому +1

      @Encomfi Yes, he is in fact a man.

    • @limitless_j
      @limitless_j 4 роки тому +31

      he hasnt been through some shit, he's just projecting the fact that he wasted his life in an office job with the "miserable" and "no talent." He's let himself grow so spiteful that its causing unneeded stress on his mind and body, which is probably why he just "looks" so terrible. He's not crazy, he just wishes he could trade places with the dude playing the trumpet.

    • @Deivid-bn6yw
      @Deivid-bn6yw 4 роки тому

      Adrian Adrian did not think this was a dude

  • @erickpinedajr.8380
    @erickpinedajr.8380 13 днів тому +1

    Orale Homie I laughed so hard and that short angry guy looks like a cartoon character 😂

  • @erikarodriguez150k
    @erikarodriguez150k 4 роки тому +7719

    When you've been practicing arguments in the shower for years....

  • @JAZZLlFE
    @JAZZLlFE Рік тому +3422

    If America's Got Talent or American Idol hired this guy as a judge, I wouldn't miss a single episode 😭😭😭

    • @JAZZLlFE
      @JAZZLlFE Рік тому +59

      @@Erik-tp6ko That's my point...I'd watch it for his rants not the contestants!

    • @Xscape128
      @Xscape128 Рік тому +30

      Loll ratings would be through the roof

    • @JudoMateo
      @JudoMateo Рік тому

      “No one cares about your sob story, you suck!”

    • @bentaylor1617
      @bentaylor1617 Рік тому +18

      He'd probably be the Gordon Ramsay of those shows

    • @_007B
      @_007B Рік тому +1

      Next time just say you love Yiddish 🤦‍♂️

  • @Tankvich
    @Tankvich 4 роки тому +564

    “how dare you not respect the silence,” he yelled for literal minutes

  • @RoughRaiders13
    @RoughRaiders13 16 днів тому +2

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life😂😂😂

  • @DruidsTears
    @DruidsTears Рік тому +2555

    I love the fact that he's making a noise complaint. While being a noise complaint.

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Рік тому +26

      Never crossed my mind! 😂

    • @q.h.s5051
      @q.h.s5051 Рік тому +23

      I cant stand when people do that, my step father does it all the time with my little brother! Yells at him to quiet down while increasing his volume 2X the amount that was loud in the first place

    • @JacobRick-pb5qt
      @JacobRick-pb5qt Рік тому +1

      Ikr

    • @vitawaterplz
      @vitawaterplz Рік тому +2

      i just wanna see part 2 now :(

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- Рік тому +3

      @@q.h.s5051 My neighbor is like this. The tiniest noise will piss him off, it feels like if you just cough too loudly he hears it and starts banging and-or yelling. It’s not just a passing thing, he’ll proceed to yell, stomp, slam doors or sometimes he’ll even go outside to his piece of shit car and start revving it loudly in the middle of the night. Basically just things that make him the actual noise complaint lmao.
      All the neighbors hate him, his wife is an absolute sweetheart though and we sometimes feel bad for her.

  • @Daniel-sz2lq
    @Daniel-sz2lq 6 років тому +2878

    Is his torso in that bag?

  • @b.elzebub9252
    @b.elzebub9252 2 роки тому +1470

    "An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity" Screamed the angry Goblin, shattering the tranquil early morning calm.

  • @laflockaa
    @laflockaa 17 днів тому +1

    I used to watch this video as a kid, everytime it popped up on recommend I always clicked it😂

  • @painisvergina3693
    @painisvergina3693 3 роки тому +1735

    He’s just regurgitating what everyone has told him his whole life

    • @crosstian
      @crosstian 3 роки тому +120

      The sad thing is it's probably true. I hope this man is okay

    • @MlenToboe
      @MlenToboe 3 роки тому +18

      @@crosstian He's name is Douglas Levison

    • @lanzkylubid8157
      @lanzkylubid8157 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 3 роки тому +19

      @@MlenToboe he should join a fight club

    • @gbae636
      @gbae636 3 роки тому +11

      I agree. This whole thing is sad.

  • @evilwarnings2419
    @evilwarnings2419 3 роки тому +3666

    " An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity" - NYC Leprechaun

    • @tjCooper88
      @tjCooper88 3 роки тому +16

      😂

    • @stoneyboyd
      @stoneyboyd 2 роки тому +48

      I don’t see him bragging about marching in the Saint Patrick’s Day Parade every year.

    • @WW-ek6tm
      @WW-ek6tm 2 роки тому +4

      Omg lol hahaha aye aye aye

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 2 роки тому +72

      There is heavy truth in this statement.
      Sometimes you need to sit back and think in silence to come up with things .
      But here this guys just being mean
      LMAO

    • @Idontgothatway
      @Idontgothatway 2 роки тому +3

      Lmaooo

  • @videofabriken
    @videofabriken 4 роки тому +2820

    Sounds like he's repeating what his father told him

    • @heyyou4688
      @heyyou4688 4 роки тому +59

      I cant get up i laughin too hard

    • @user.60136
      @user.60136 4 роки тому +18

      Oof💀☠️😭

    • @tarnit9286
      @tarnit9286 4 роки тому +77

      All I could think while this guy was talking was “this guys projecting”

    • @TheHakeReport
      @TheHakeReport 4 роки тому +12

      I was thinking mother.

    • @jaded804
      @jaded804 4 роки тому +5

      Cmon man :/

  • @DanWick26
    @DanWick26 2 місяці тому +3

    Trumpet Guy and Why Are You Closed should band together and shout "Why are you playing a trumpet Infront of a closed shopping center!?"

  • @xpercipio
    @xpercipio 3 роки тому +4138

    these nardwuar interviews are getting intense

    • @spacewave
      @spacewave 3 роки тому +44

      LMAOOO

    • @Acefull-pl1iu
      @Acefull-pl1iu 3 роки тому +4

      Good call

    • @cy5282
      @cy5282 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @wespenn6139
      @wespenn6139 3 роки тому +6

      aw man 😂😂 love nard tho amazing dude

    • @chickenpopeye9037
      @chickenpopeye9037 3 роки тому +4

      Yes nobody said it yet.....
      This comment is underrated

  • @edwardsanchez3708
    @edwardsanchez3708 6 років тому +702

    Isn't that the little creature that sold the Spartans out in the movie 300!?

  • @Madenthewest
    @Madenthewest 3 роки тому +2035

    He’s been holding that in for years! It’s like he is talking about himself

  • @neatescproductions7809
    @neatescproductions7809 Місяць тому +4

    It took that guy waaaaaayyyyy too long for him to say "alright that's enough."

    • @YourOwnDamnVault31
      @YourOwnDamnVault31 Місяць тому +3

      because he wants to have Douglas his moment.

    • @nothosaur
      @nothosaur 22 дні тому +1

      I was actually disappointed when he stopped the tirade. This is better than most movies.

  • @georgefabars7218
    @georgefabars7218 3 роки тому +1466

    I love how he prepares his swing but realizes midway that assault is a crime.

    • @coldcrow1508
      @coldcrow1508 3 роки тому +24

      Made me laugh

    • @Aaron-kp6kp
      @Aaron-kp6kp 3 роки тому +65

      At least he’s smart enough to stop mid way.

    • @IwatchTubiTrash
      @IwatchTubiTrash 3 роки тому +19

      I think it’s all just posturing and he doesn’t have it in him to actually swing.

    • @CCCCCCCCC11
      @CCCCCCCCC11 3 роки тому +55

      Or he realized that just about every person on earth is about 3 feet taller than him and he would've most certainly got his ass kicked

    • @imagicrockstar1122
      @imagicrockstar1122 3 роки тому +4

      Sun tzu would say that

  • @jackdonohue7893
    @jackdonohue7893 4 роки тому +752

    It seems like this guy has planned this speech for years.

  • @1999somethinglegoguy
    @1999somethinglegoguy 3 роки тому +1153

    This needs to be a monolgue in a movie about a washed up musician turned teacher played by joaquin phoenix

  • @zerkzy842
    @zerkzy842 26 днів тому +3

    He randomly gives his life’s accomplishments throughout the rant

  • @1117ERIC7111
    @1117ERIC7111 4 роки тому +786

    Sounds like he’s talking about himself, projecting on that dude.

  • @nikop5927
    @nikop5927 5 років тому +3423

    why is he 90% legs

  • @ZacharyC
    @ZacharyC 4 роки тому +1301

    “No talent” he says as he holding a garbage bag and has his pants like chest high

    • @ZacharyC
      @ZacharyC 4 роки тому +2

      Russell Bell ya probably cause he needs to let out a lot of hot air

    • @carlosarredondo3491
      @carlosarredondo3491 4 роки тому +9

      Lol this man is pathetic no doubt about that , but talent got nothing to do with looks. You can look bad and still play amaizing

    • @alanquintero7
      @alanquintero7 4 роки тому +4

      He's obviously projecting himself, as he is frustrated

    • @DingleDut
      @DingleDut 4 роки тому

      How does what he looks like have anything to do with what he's saying?

    • @uniquebuildingsllc3015
      @uniquebuildingsllc3015 4 роки тому +1

      Says the man whos never walked Bob Dylon up on stage....hahahah

  • @PhriendsySweetDreams
    @PhriendsySweetDreams 4 місяці тому +5

    Lmao dude would make a good comedian for his short legged answers

  • @Keatz09
    @Keatz09 3 роки тому +2005

    Damn, Lord Farquaad really let himself go.

  • @thatstheguy6040
    @thatstheguy6040 4 роки тому +1275

    I heard that guy melted his gold coins down and turned them into a trumpet. That's why this leprechaun is so mad

  • @bananaFPS
    @bananaFPS 6 років тому +2231

    anyone else expecting two trumpets to go at it?

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted 6 років тому +34

      Leaving dissapointedly

    • @Hyperfoxeye
      @Hyperfoxeye 6 років тому +6

      Theres a video like that but its a faceoff in a subway train

    • @OriginalNameSequence
      @OriginalNameSequence 6 років тому +4

      Yea and all I got was this stupid cave troll

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 6 років тому +1

      Hell yeah. In true internet troll style

    • @joeyholden2748
      @joeyholden2748 6 років тому +1

      Omg yes

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 2 місяці тому +2

    I can’t say “you’re nothing” without it morphing into an impression of Mr. Legs here

  • @mosipd
    @mosipd 3 роки тому +2160

    It's kinda sad actually, as you know he's just talking about himself.

    • @zacdolby9858
      @zacdolby9858 3 роки тому +15

      Yup

    • @chuckharding6405
      @chuckharding6405 3 роки тому +59

      He's earned his right to say that!

    • @Back_To_Pray
      @Back_To_Pray 3 роки тому +17

      Homeboy was playing Trumpet.mp4 through a speaker in the beginning, that’s why this band dude is on his case.

    • @bobjones6468
      @bobjones6468 3 роки тому +8

      That’s a woman

    • @bobjones6468
      @bobjones6468 3 роки тому +6

      Umm I think

  • @miguelforero1236
    @miguelforero1236 9 років тому +3312

    Low budget Whiplash.

    • @DJayAce4
      @DJayAce4 9 років тому +18

      +Miguel Forero haha good comment

    • @bmdola
      @bmdola 9 років тому +7

      lmfao

    • @hammertime598
      @hammertime598 9 років тому +27

      Fuck that's hilarious

    • @HappyRussians
      @HappyRussians 9 років тому +1

      +Miguel Forero dying

    • @carack9
      @carack9 9 років тому +1

      +Miguel Forero I LAUGHED SO HARD OMG

  • @VariousPond
    @VariousPond 5 років тому +488

    “An artist respects the silence it serves the foundation of creativity”
    -A torso-less guy

    • @tollelege5635
      @tollelege5635 5 років тому +2

      Give this man an academy award

    • @unxcool4125
      @unxcool4125 5 років тому +4

      Wait I thought that was a woman

  • @Spookophonicstudios
    @Spookophonicstudios 8 днів тому +2

    "Joker 2 is one of the best movies"
    Joker 2:

  • @Podders1991
    @Podders1991 3 роки тому +1860

    I swear I created this guy on WWE smack down on PS2 back in 2003

    • @bornagainhxxligan
      @bornagainhxxligan 3 роки тому +15

      So true 💀💀

    • @MickyTzzz
      @MickyTzzz 3 роки тому +12

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @alanwashstuff216
      @alanwashstuff216 3 роки тому +11

      Hahahahahahahaha you won the internet sir.

    • @lunarlight3131
      @lunarlight3131 3 роки тому

      its actually a woman.

    • @bornagainhxxligan
      @bornagainhxxligan 3 роки тому +12

      @@lunarlight3131 I'm not here to start an argument, but are you sure? Looks a lot like Lord Farquaad, and a male at that.. what do you see?

  • @YungJamin
    @YungJamin 8 років тому +1645

    so this is what lord farquaad has been doing all these years

  • @Beachplease13
    @Beachplease13 3 роки тому +1342

    Wow lord Farquaad really let himself go after the whole dragon ordeal.

    • @bokcmeatyvstheworld8273
      @bokcmeatyvstheworld8273 3 роки тому +10

      🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You ain't shit for that fam
      I was thinking he looked like low budget home alone 4 character

    • @puffin_loud7562
      @puffin_loud7562 3 роки тому +6

      She looks like that dwarf that was abandoned.

    • @puffin_loud7562
      @puffin_loud7562 3 роки тому

      @Zat Olkvon nice !

    • @0x64azana
      @0x64azana 3 роки тому

      Why’s u do him like that

    • @iwillstareintoyoursoul9762
      @iwillstareintoyoursoul9762 3 роки тому

      @Zat Olkvon, damn what insect stung you, my guy?

  • @therealko7013
    @therealko7013 2 місяці тому +3

    Sometimes I gotta just come back too this lmao