This Robot was Programmed to Feel HUMAN Pain
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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They say Robots don’t feel pain... but my Roomba just started running around the house screaming. I know Roomba’s don’t scream, so it’s probably just a gum rapper jammed in it, causing the suction vent to make some sort of screaming noise. Or maybe... just maybe, it’s freaking out after eating the sack of mushrooms I found under the expressway! HAHA! Or maybe I'M freaking out from eating the expressway mushroom sack... anyway... I gotta go... the walls just started screaming.
Music:
Peridot - Gunnar Olsen
ELPHNT - Noisey
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy
Tell us... how would YOU end Quizno's suffering?
I'd program him with pin point accuracy so he never misses a basketball shot; then maybe he could finally play in the NBA.
Giant Magnet and have him watch metropolis!
Stealth kayak
A paradox was a good attempt so I'd have to say you could try the logical closure point to The Lord of the Rings. Maybe those 2 preachers can help too!
Send him to eat at a Quizno's.
The slowly typing "google" into Google bit really got me. "Maybe he should die." This is one of those channels where I just want to watch everything they have.
Quizno wasn't full of delicious sandwiches but he still has that bread
he doesn't just have bread he has the full loaf
Was it French bread?
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@@justyouraverageperson9533 bro you don't have to bring something so controversial into this
@@justyouraverageperson9533 pain
Why did Quizno cross the road?
To end the suffering.
Good! More!
@@hannespi2886knock knock
Who's there?
July
July who?
Just why do we exist?
the interdimensional cable subreddit posted so many of your skits. Selling a bomb before it exploded was the one that broke me, I had to subscribe. I am def excited to see what other crazy stuff you people have cooked up.
Thanks Retro!!!
What subreddit? I cant find it :(
A subreddit actually tagged original creators??
I'm not sure if the people above my comment are joking or retarded.
@@washington_pc3306 r/InterdimensionalCable
I like how it went from cheering a friend up, to cheering a robot up, helping the robot kill himself, & then killing the robot when he was finally happy.
The strategic paneling in the costume to hide the bulge is hilarious.
Quizno is well acted, really has that robot vibe
But with real human pain
One day when Comedy Central renews Wizard's show for a second season. They will look back on all these great skits they made.
They had a show?
they had a show and no one ever told me?
what was their show?
Wait elaborate, is there a show?
Don’t leave us hanging!
Paul Rudd: “Computer, can I get a printout of Quizno jigglin?”
The power cord and searching the internet bits were amazing jump cuts. Good stuff as always guys.
I've always wished atm machines could feel pain
What are you? A sadist ATM robber?!
Alright the power cord hanging got me
Also, you guys should never stop including bloopers.
“Can I get a glass of water?”
“Won’t that kill you?”
.....
“Can I get a glass of water?”
1:04 that joke really...Crashed and burned.
Ngl those robot moves are on point
1:27 There is a silicon heaven. There has to be, otherwise where would all the calculators go?
Good point, smeg head
He said ATM machine. The M already stands for machine, now im glad they killed that robot
But he was a machine that dispensed ATMs. An ATM machine, if you will.
Now we know why the robots on that planet in Futurama hated humans so much
If Red Dwarf taught me anything, it's that AI and electronic equipment go to Silicon Heaven after death. photocopiers go to Silicon Hell
*googles google*
Engagement comment to feed Algorithmeus.
Wow he’s actually really good at moving like a robot
Crazy good tbh. Could give those robot street performers a run for their money.
Poor Quizno, I hope he gets to wear robo-pants in Robo-heaven.
One of your best this was awesome
Just get him a glass of water
I don't know how the hard cut to the robot googling got me so hard. Probably because I was just thinking at the moment: "Wait is he even connected to the internet he's shown no signs of th-"
With this much money, I imagine the budget for the next video is going to be insane
Quizno is an NBA great in my book. amazing video
His rookie card is worth about as much as all the cash inside him
The real tragedy was the fact that he was opening the chip bags from the bottom.
The unintentional Futurama reference was golden.
"NO, I FEEL IT! I FEEL EVERYTHING" had me bent
I get more excited about a new Wizards with Guns video than a new SNL
After that first joke I can guess a few places Quizno would sell out XD
Algorithmp
Quiznos movements are perfect
Pretty good video and idea, got the rust build .wav in . 9/10 video. I would have liked to see more nudity.
Calculating joke...
9/11
Finally, a relatable comedian!
Would like to see Quizno The Prequel
So... just a stationary ATM?
@@Wizards_with_Guns That right there'd be an interesting video.
THE POWERCORD OMFG I CHOKED ON MY FOOD HAHAHAHAHA
love it "ATM machine"
911... reminds me ov that tragedy!
~Norm Macdonold
Oh dear. He was an Automatic Teller Machine machine?
Before the video even got going I really want to know about bird sex
I'm going to watch this video every single day for the rest of my life just to make sure the robot can't die
This is kinda like early smosh
I cant help but hear Nat Faxon every time Quizno speaks
Set quizno free!!
Shovel Man’s backstory?
You guys are gonna hit 100k before you know it.
To the moon yah twinks!
Thanks but that’s HIGHLY IMPROBABLE
@@Wizards_with_Guns WRONG
He was right . . . Comedy does come from tragedy 🤣
9/11? You must have him set on "Mike Stoklasa" mode.
Never noticed how mitch was watching science time in the beginning. So sad Taj M'hogg became a capybara in season 4, it really went downhill after that.
Oh, I thought you were gonna make some Micheal Reeves screaming roomba level contraption or something lol, was gonna comment "manmade horrors beyond comprehension" but it's a skit so nvm
I never know what to expect and I'm always amazed. Maybe you need some collabs because your content is great and youtube is failing you.
proof that rokos basilisk will not happen. if they gain human-level sentience, they gain human-level suffering
Wow... real... too real...
And the cloaca thingy in the background from the science episode😅
I was pretty sure quizno would hang himself at the end of the skit D:
Watched this on 9/12 in the morning CRAZY.
I just realised on the tv they're watching science time from that one video
Reminds me of the thing i saw where everytime he feels pain he spits out coins
I like his backwards football gurdle
Damn it Daniel!!!
Hit the Robot HARDER!!!!!!
Why is he kind of adorable
You guys went Johnny 5 beat down from short circuit 2 there
That cold open burned an image into my brain and I'm going to spread it... ZOIDBERG HAS ONE, IYKYK. unsee THAT... I sphinct NOT!
*This is not as dark as I was hoping... I came here for the exotic 18+ robot torture.*
The Brony profile pic confirms what you said
This is such a fantastically well done robot, it even has "lav mic outer spine" and "skin neck" like a real robot has
Did they use the same paint that was used in the wizard of Oz?😂
Painbot
robot devil very scary
highest budget wizards with guns video ?
looks like quizno contains 220,000 dollars
You're fbi guy must be so confused on your purchases
Robot devil? Will he sing a song at his entrance?
His hips look bigger in that suit
Not cool you kill him at the end munny is the rute of evil
Black Mirror episode as a youtube sketch
Big sad
I can't believe Quizno stole a Norm Macdonald joke!
Cannon Beach, Oregon Coast is a beautiful place to visit.
He sounds JUST like the robot from Nick Swardson's Pretend time! Another great sketch as usual boys
So if I dislike and unsubscribe, It'll make you IMMORTAL?
this is what happened to AM
Was it hard getting the make up off?
ngl id do the same thing
omfg I love it
What is up With The CAPITALIZATION In This Title? 😂
average schlatt view lmao
So he's basically Bing
mustache and all lol
Ah yes another comedy masterpiece.
I still can't believe how good actors these guys are.
We live in a society
He just like me
r/unexpectedfuturama 3:51
what did i just watch?