The First Secret They Tell the President.
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Have you ever the term "hat on a hat”? well if you look closely at the hat featured in this sketch, you'll see we put a hat, on a hat, on a THIRD hat! Which is also an apt metaphor for the sketch itself. We probably should have spent less effort on the hat, and more towards the sketch's writing, production and editing... we hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed constructing that hat.
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy
What's a secret you'll NEVER tell the President?
That i am alive. (He will never know because i am a random person in a random country.)
I have all the mangas of the world
He will never know about the fanfiction I wrote about him passionately making out with the previous president.
I bring revolvers past security checkpoints not to use, but because getting away with tricking the people conducting the search arouses me
@@WeirdlyBad @theIRS We got him. He's right here.
fun fact: thats actually how big michael is in real life and for all their other videos they use a green screen to make him look normal
that is normal… we are the weird sized ones. we couldn’t even ride a bald eagle
You think they use green screens to resize michael to look normal because he is actually that small. What kind of dullard are you? Don't be ridiculous. They clearly don't do that. Obviously they build massive elaborate sets set up to specific fields of view, known as forced perspective, so that he looks to be comparably tall. They don't use cheap tricks. These are visionary artist like Christopher Nolan or Peter Jackson. Show some respect.
@@shanefoster2132 Bro it’s a joke
@@epicsponge7934 read the second half of it
Fit for space travel
the 30 dollar bill is so much better knowing the secret service was founded to investigate counterfeit currency
The Federal Reserve counterfeits exponentially more currency than any other counterfeiting ring in the USA!!!
And it gets funnier when you realize it started under the Lincoln administration
@@Asher-oo4bbthis is the nerdiest chain of comments. I love it!
@@Asher-oo4bb literally the day he was shot too
@cephaleaorion4888 They really went "oh shit that bad" and decided to change course lmao
"The first secret"
So the alien chamber and hell portal are just public knowledge? Damn, must've fallen asleep during that class. 😂
L
That’s like the first thing they teach you in fifth grade history, it’s like the social studies equivalent to “there are more than 3 states of matter”, how did you miss that?
Damn I guess you forgot to show up that day. They also teach how to unlock your inner chi and cast unique magic. What a shame.
yeah. They are.
The Darvaza gas crater is called the "Door to Hell." The question is how they moved the 100,000 m³ crater from Turkmenistan to the White House.
"this is a $30 bill" that was great. Good stuff as always gentleman. When does the president meet the Mageus? I'm assuming that's who he beat in his campaign
Even better that the Secret Service is the branch in charge of fighting money counterfeiting.
That single bit at the end should be the textbook case of subverting expectations to create comedy.
@@CelootI never doubt WWG's writing ever
it took me embarrassingly long to realize what was wrong with a $30 bill... even after reading this comment and its replies
Well, to Big Michael that’s a lot of money because he’s small comparatively.
Fun fact: $30 bills are actually worth a lot more than $30 nowadays, as most of them have been lost or accidentally thrown away on account of their size
Understandable they're friggin tiny
I feel like the hallmark of a good UA-cam channel is a comment section full of genuinely insightful thoughts and/or hilarious jokes, and this definitely qualifies
@@kieran.grant_Don't worry they'll get there eventually.
this country's decline is a direct result of presidents refusing to wear that absolutely bitchin' hat
I'm just going to assume Frank is playing the same president that had the list of nuke sites and distracted everyone with Reese's puffs song
I’ll bet you ten bucks that the wizards just found a dumb hat and made a video around it
I’ll bet ten tiny dollars against you
i'll bet you a tiny 30 dollar bill that you're right and that is what happened
i like how he said lincoln as an example for someone who did wear it and then instantly after used JFK as an example of who didnt
Think you got the order backwards but I appreciate the spirit champ
@@matthewv9169 no? they got it correct
@thatpaigeperson9877 you are right I was high
The secret they tell the president is that legally they have to subscribe to Wizards with Guns. (Proof I am one of the many presidents)
Thank you for informing me as I am an aspiring president I must also subscribe!
@@Pigeonbirdie no problem, hope to see you at the next bimonthly president picnic!
Which one are you? I’m JFK (my mind was blown away when I was told the secret)
(there have been at least 40)
How coincidental I am also one of the presidents of all time
Funniest thing is he was shocked by it being a 30 usd bill instead of realizing he can't trade in tiny bills
It's Extra funny if you know the Secret Service is Also in charge of tracking down counterfeit money for some reason.
Interestingly, their original purpose was actually combating counterfeiting and was quickly expanded to "detecting persons perpetrating frauds against the government." It wasn't until 1894 that they, "began informal part-time protection of President Cleveland." And it wasn't until 1901 (36 years after their creation in 1865) that, "As a result of the assassination of President William McKinley, Congress requested Secret Service protection of U.S. presidents." - from the secret service's website
It was their original job. It would be more accurate to say they also guard the president for some reason.
1:56 Abraham Lincoln DID wear the hat, and look what happened to him!
"It's a soup stain"
Oh good
"He spilled it when he was getting the slop top"
That got me, that got me good. This video is a masterpiece, like usual.
Deleted scenes from National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007).
YES! I'm so glad I'm not the only person who remembers that movie!
I know you guys have heard this a million times but I just found your channel a couple of weeks ago and after seeing how long you've been active, I really can't believe that you don't have millions of subs. Keep going guys. You'll get there. Your work is great.
If only Trump had this hat earlier this evening..
The secret service guy noticing the obvious counterfeit was perfect!
Massive plot hole: if the hat was bulletproof, Lincoln would have lived.
Ironically, that last laugh was what those in comedy call... A hat on a hat.
Also, if that pun was intentional, then I guess it was... A hat on a hat on a hat?
(note: hat on a hat usually means the addition to the joke was bad, but in actuality, the $30 bill made me crack up.)
Holy smokes you are spot on! Check the description
@@DvH_2 L O L . that is great. Well, there y'all go. That's what that is. A joke layered on top of another joke. Usually refers to when it makes things less funny.
"there's a harmonica on the brim"
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.. it does put a smile on my face
"There sure is! 😀"
ALSO....how in the F does your ‘Highlight’ channel have more subs than this one🤯You guys are CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED! If Netflix was smart they would give you guys a show ASAP....couldn’t even begin to imagine what you guys could do with a HUGE budget...seriously you guys would probably cure cancer if you all had a few M’s to use💯
The low budget is part of the charm
@@isaiahc1135 It DEFINITELY is but you got to admit you would like to see what they could do with some REAL $...we would probably reach ‘Nirvana’ if they had a few M’s to burn💯😁
The hatmaker was then promptly arrested by the Secret service for counterfeiting
That haircut is PRESIDENTIAL AF😁 Production value gets better with each video...BTW...where is the merchandise link so we can all get our own ‘Presidential hat’...that thing was 🔥!
Yes, the weirdest thing about that money is that its $30 and not anything else.........🤣
If I win my student council election this week I’ll wear the hat and send you the photo.
Well did you win?
As an artist I am insulted because this is PEAK hat design. I would wear it everyday of my life.
Awwww it’s a teensy lil Michael. I wanna put him in a box and take him home.
I will vote for Kamala Harris on ONE condition.
She agrees to wear the hat.
Clicked for the arbys, stayed for the extremely well aged joke of "I'm the president, I can do whatever I want"
The only reason Abe died was because he took off the hat in the theatre, just sayin
Oddly my favorite part about this video is the fact that yall have "how did we never see this on the cover of the video with a zoomed Arby's logo on his belt🤣
mmmhmm... bread
They make every president wear an arby's belt buckle
If you put the hat on it stays on for 4 years. That was a close one
crazy that they got the actual oval office for this video
Yo that’s some major presidential drip 💧
Vote for me in 2040 so I can find out if this is true.
I'm glad I f found your content. I feel pretty confident that if you keep posting videos, your channel will have more videos on it.
Man, seeing a Frank make it as president…*sniff*…gives hope to the rest of us.
I didn't understand the joke about the 30 dollar bill. I'm not from the USA so can anyone explain?
We don’t have a $30 bill
@@HyatseWasHere You can just never find them because they are so small compared to the other bills.
True, and I can't tell you how many times I've lost them on windy days. It's no wonder no one uses them anymore.
A new Wizards sketch to start off a killer Saturday
Yknow, 18th and a half president Quinton Trembly wore the hat
Can't believe they let you film in the actual Oval Office
Let's take a second to thank the white house for lending them such a historic piece of our country's legacy.
Ok, but whos face is on the $30 bill??
howd you find someone that small to play the hat smith?
Just as I lay down... I can delay sleep a few more minuets.
That hat is awsome why didnt he want to wear it.
This the same guy who nuked… everything?
Wizards with Guns try not to make masterpieces challenge (impossible)
I worked a fast food restaurant 20 feet away from the only bar in town and so I got some crazy people, someone forged a 30 dollar bill that looked like a 2nd grader made it for an art project
This one must have been fun
Hey guys it’s me I have been a fan since before you were at 20k and I just want to say I am so proud of you guys. It is so great you are finally starting to get more recognition. I love your videos and am so glad you guys are as creative and as funny as day one. keep up the good work.
I thought the JFK assassination would be one of the secrets they would show the president. Amazing video!
So glad I found your channel, largley undiscovered goldmine.
That was perfect as always,
Truly the best channel on all of youtube.
The 30 dollar bill is actually that small, which is why you don't see them very often. They're just so hard to spot.
United States of arby’s
Congrats on becoming the president, Mr. President!
That one was Queer as a $30 bill
Believe in Jesus Christ for Salvation~!
Smh didn't even wear the hat
Honestly I would at least try on the hat
Says Abraham Lincoln wore the hat - Brings up that JFK didn't and what happened to him. Don't think he knows what happened to Lincoln, lol.
perfect ending for a perfect vid, you guys rock!
I mean, it's not really the FIRST secret, is it? He already saw space aliens and a hell portal. At best this is #3.
Concerned it's a thirty dollar bill but not about the size lol
You guys are awesome
0:13 "i completely disagree with all of his politics but damn it if he isnt handsome"
I feel like ol W Bush probably was best friends with this guy
C'mon, guys.
I came here for comedy not these political hot takes.
IT SAID THE FIRST SECRET. SO WHY DID HE SEE THE ALIENS AND THE HELL PORTAL. >:( CLICKBAIT!!!
This channel is honestly incredible. It deserves so many more views
Glad Jeremy didn't get shot for the 30 dollar bill
@wizardswithguns. what if you guys did a G is for Jesus, but it takes place at a baptism, and while the person is under the water you are taking a long time doing comedic things?
i fucking haaaate 30 dollar bills dude they're so easy to loose
Now the secret service guy has to do his other job
i love your videos
Seriously, where was this years ago? Thx youtube...
I could never wear that hat. That's just one reason I don't wanna be president
How is the white house still around after he launched all the nukes?
I was expecting a Ratatouille situation.
i guess john wilkes booth lost the presidential election
id wear it
Grimble pleen!
I can't believe they kept the secret about the 30 dollar bill from us for so long.
Does it add +15 charisma?
Funniest skit Ive seen all week XD
Huh interesting. I wonder how Magius isn’t the president. Did he not win!!?
My chair moves!
Now I'm going to watch the hat episode of Momma named me sheriff
Now now, show me what I think is click bait.
I thought this was a Jake tran video lol
Hi !
jeesh you guys never cease to make me laugh
0:20 what kind of train is that phone
you guys work for *them*... don't you
YOU GUYS ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH THE DAAAIRY QUEEN
I’d wear the hat.
The Arby's on 39th Expressway in Oklahoma City has that giant hat logo... It's store #1337 🤣