I left a Cigar in Scotch for a week

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  • @c0rruptedhusky
    @c0rruptedhusky Рік тому +52066

    "My throat burns like a thousand suns!"
    "8/10"

  • @MDV_Ghost
    @MDV_Ghost 8 місяців тому +5862

    My dumbass thought his dumbass was going to light up an alcohol soaked cigar but no, the man ATE IT!

    • @doorframe2617
      @doorframe2617 7 місяців тому +30

      ew

    • @MDV_Ghost
      @MDV_Ghost 7 місяців тому +183

      @@doorframe2617 when life goes ajar, remember not to bite the forbidden cigar …..

    • @doorframe2617
      @doorframe2617 7 місяців тому +54

      @@MDV_Ghost
      rule no. 1
      dont eat the cigars you absolute maniac !!!!!

    • @WVybz
      @WVybz 7 місяців тому +8

      @@doorframe2617he bit off the gumline

    • @snl_splxnter
      @snl_splxnter 7 місяців тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I did too

  • @maddoxmedlin2896
    @maddoxmedlin2896 6 місяців тому +481

    Cigar lovers : 😭
    Scotch lovers: 😭

    • @NJD_98
      @NJD_98 Місяць тому +5

      Poor poor whisky 😔

    • @guilhermecalmongtr
      @guilhermecalmongtr Місяць тому +2

      Damn, it’s just a Glenlivet Founders 🥱

    • @maddoxmedlin2896
      @maddoxmedlin2896 Місяць тому +1

      @ guilhermecalmongtr
      Ohh wow guys he knows scotch give him a round of applause

    • @guilhermecalmongtr
      @guilhermecalmongtr Місяць тому +1

      @@maddoxmedlin2896 yeah, i really know scotch whiskies, thanks for noticing

    • @ashtonleathery2272
      @ashtonleathery2272 25 днів тому

      What a waste

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 7 місяців тому +359

    "How many addictions you want?"
    "Yes."

  • @malum2113
    @malum2113 7 місяців тому +2224

    "im leaving uranium-235 in ever clear for a week....or...until something fucking kills me."

    • @midfinger69
      @midfinger69 5 місяців тому +16

      Best one

    • @RevanLockheart-
      @RevanLockheart- 5 місяців тому +12

      Crawl our through the fallout.

    • @ImBakari
      @ImBakari 5 місяців тому +6

      MrsFallout type activities

    • @TheRipVanWinkle1899
      @TheRipVanWinkle1899 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ImBakari who?

    • @ImBakari
      @ImBakari 5 місяців тому

      @@TheRipVanWinkle1899 search Ms fallout up

  • @christsetsis765
    @christsetsis765 Рік тому +3299

    "how did you get cancer grandpa?"
    "Yes"

    • @firegodmiguel
      @firegodmiguel Рік тому +4

      Looooool

    • @xxp3pp1xx
      @xxp3pp1xx Рік тому

      I mean 🤔 this shouldn't actually "give you cancer" since it didn't burn. Right?

    • @firegodmiguel
      @firegodmiguel Рік тому

      @@xxp3pp1xx Oh nah it's the smoke hitting your throat that causes the cancer. Drinking dissolved cigar isn't exactly the best thing for your health either but I don't think it would. Alcohol on it's own is linked to cancer though

    • @firelight7322
      @firelight7322 Рік тому +1

      Yes

    • @jpkramer30
      @jpkramer30 Рік тому

      Don't you get cancer by burning it?

  • @RichieBre
    @RichieBre 4 місяці тому +129

    “It tastes like you’re kissing a grandpa”
    “8/10”

  • @shaneknowles9217
    @shaneknowles9217 6 місяців тому +20

    Bro talked about how messed up it tastes, then proceeds to give it an 8 out of 10. Mans got a unique pallet.

  • @ronnelson7828
    @ronnelson7828 Рік тому +3891

    "I've quit smoking".
    "How's it going"?
    "Well, I'm drinking more".

  • @LanIsOriginal
    @LanIsOriginal Рік тому +600

    "I'm leaving crack cocaine in vodka for a week, or until something interesting happens"

  • @Higinjhhg1123
    @Higinjhhg1123 7 місяців тому +50

    "The flavor profile is not good!" No shit! Lmao

  • @fadeplayswer3299
    @fadeplayswer3299 5 місяців тому +16

    "Tastes like kissing a grandpa" had me dying

  • @terreshamoore94
    @terreshamoore94 Рік тому +1669

    I can’t tell you how many times I yelled “Don’t you eat that, you better not eat that!!” forgetting that he can’t hear me.. 😂

    • @trentmckenzie343
      @trentmckenzie343 Рік тому +13

      I did too, don’t worry. And as soon as he poured the shot I said “that’s gonna burn worse than Fireball” 😂😂

    • @daltonjohns1916
      @daltonjohns1916 Рік тому

      Me too honestly 🤣🤣

    • @shellsoul429
      @shellsoul429 Рік тому

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ZainZanu
      @ZainZanu Рік тому +1

      God me too💀

    • @KuraiKuroNeko
      @KuraiKuroNeko Рік тому +9

      It's poisonous! I hope he vomited it up soon after, like it supposedly makes you do when you injest tobacco.
      Best case, he was restless and had diarrhea.
      If he has dizziness, sweating, unusual hyperactivity, and headache then the poisoning is more severe. ☹️

  • @HeartAttack95
    @HeartAttack95 4 місяці тому +4

    "It taste like you're kissing a grampa" had me dying 🤣

  • @kabirjallan5709
    @kabirjallan5709 3 місяці тому +2

    All the scotch drinkers and cigar aficionados just passed out watching this 😂

  • @VaGinoo
    @VaGinoo Рік тому +844

    Me: “Liquid cancer”
    Him: “why is it spicy”

  • @todd1928
    @todd1928 Рік тому +2484

    Me: How's he going to smoke this if it's soaked?
    DokaRyan: Smoke?

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Рік тому +83

      I thought the same! And then I was horribly repulsed when he actually BIT into it. 🤣🤣🤢

    • @saucesquad4220
      @saucesquad4220 Рік тому +135

      Honestly if he let it dry I bet it'd be an interesting flavor in the cigar

    • @tabittroyMNMRJH7K36XA
      @tabittroyMNMRJH7K36XA Рік тому +5

      😂😂

    • @taureanlacey
      @taureanlacey Рік тому +10

      I thought he was gon roll some weed up. Lol

    • @abor3d407
      @abor3d407 Рік тому +3

      It's not an actual cigar and he said that

  • @lotusdragontamer
    @lotusdragontamer 2 місяці тому +1

    You just single handedly boosted the value of Granpa kisses

  • @HashimMohammed_8BP
    @HashimMohammed_8BP 4 місяці тому +2

    I don’t know how he’s just done that. I mean he literally ate a cigar and then drank it 😂

  • @circumference7317
    @circumference7317 Рік тому +5791

    Bro really just took a bite out of a cigar- 💀
    Edit: this is an edit

  • @C-Echo19
    @C-Echo19 Рік тому +3120

    My friend: “You smoke bro?”
    Me: “It’s complicated…”

  • @A_Cosmo_Naut
    @A_Cosmo_Naut 4 місяці тому +2

    He isn't even gonna get high or drunk, he's gonna become evolved

  • @sonnymkk
    @sonnymkk Місяць тому +1

    people that thought he was going to smoke the cigar

  • @edp445scupcakes4
    @edp445scupcakes4 Рік тому +4639

    I don't know why I wasn't expecting him to bite it, but I was shocked when he did.

    • @DEVIL666wtf
      @DEVIL666wtf Рік тому +76

      I hope he keeps it and let's it dry out

    • @clay6117
      @clay6117 Рік тому +37

      8/10 rating was a tad bit more surprising lol

    • @lilsisbigbro6224
      @lilsisbigbro6224 Рік тому +80

      Same my thoughts was let it dry out and smoke it smh

    • @Witch_Doctor33
      @Witch_Doctor33 Рік тому +3

      Man frfri didn't expect that I was like whyyy

    • @deborahboyd9340
      @deborahboyd9340 Рік тому +1

      Same

  • @limberjack7691
    @limberjack7691 Рік тому +3316

    Next episode:
    “I'm leaving heroin in vodka for a week or until something interesting happens.”

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 Рік тому +92

      How could you fit a heroine in vodka? You'd need a whole pool full of vodka to fit a human in.

    • @Erucius
      @Erucius Рік тому +16

      @@littlejackalo5326 heroine isn't a human

    • @jordandooley9640
      @jordandooley9640 Рік тому +64

      @@littlejackalo5326 smh they dont get it lmfao

    • @joellynncrowthers4623
      @joellynncrowthers4623 Рік тому +49

      @@jordandooley9640 no, the commenter spelled heroine, which is a female hero, instead of heroin, which is an opioid

    • @jordandooley9640
      @jordandooley9640 Рік тому +14

      @@joellynncrowthers4623 im pointing out he doesnt get the sarcasm

  • @Vortex99-ym1re
    @Vortex99-ym1re 2 місяці тому +1

    Last scene on this plat form man got lung cancer ♋️

  • @AlphazClipz
    @AlphazClipz 5 місяців тому +3

    That’s how Arnold likes his cigars….

    • @xtremeentertainmenttv9664
      @xtremeentertainmenttv9664 5 днів тому

      It doesn’t drench the damn thing in for a week though he does a quick dip in the liquor and then he takes it back out

  • @onta864
    @onta864 Рік тому +2744

    Doka: "I drink my cigars sometimes."
    "You mean smoke?"
    Doka: "Did I stutter?"

  • @alisonsaito3957
    @alisonsaito3957 Рік тому +4940

    Alternate title: “How to get nicotine poisoning in 3 simple steps.”

    • @Junglehunter677
      @Junglehunter677 Рік тому +185

      The nicotine content of most cigars and pipe tobacco is pretty miniscule. They're grown for aroma and flavor, hence why so little nicotine in them

    • @patdisaster8259
      @patdisaster8259 Рік тому +34

      That I was thinking....nicotine toxcity.

    • @connorwalters3246
      @connorwalters3246 Рік тому

      @@Junglehunter677 that’s entirely false. Cigars have substantially more nicotine than a cigarette, you just aren’t supposed to inhale it. Eating tobacco, especially a cigar can easily give you nicotine poisoning. Thousands of kids die every year from careless parents who leave their cigarettes/chewing tobacco out.

    • @dertrolololuca
      @dertrolololuca Рік тому +314

      Thats not true! A cigarette usually has around 8mg nicotine, while a cigar has 100-400(!) mg nicotine.

    • @badkingjohn5235
      @badkingjohn5235 Рік тому +104

      @@Junglehunter677 Yet, I would still not recommend mixing two toxic substances and drink it.

  • @PopOutKey
    @PopOutKey 15 годин тому

    My calm has been disturbed by this one.

  • @MystikosMinistries
    @MystikosMinistries 9 днів тому +1

    Sacrificing a Cohiba for this monstrosity has to be a punishable offense

  • @clean_nutzzgaming5290
    @clean_nutzzgaming5290 Рік тому +3107

    You're the first person on the internet that I've seen bite into a soggy cigar.

    • @Trekki200
      @Trekki200 Рік тому +26

      What do you want him to do? doubt he could smoke it

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man Рік тому +69

      @@Trekki200 he could of let it dry out

    • @funnystranger3380
      @funnystranger3380 Рік тому +10

      ​@jamessylvestre7416 yes, light it when it been sitting In something that fire proof

    • @theLyzhendricks
      @theLyzhendricks Рік тому +21

      ​@@funnystranger3380 if it was dry all the alcohol would be gone also known as no fire

    • @funnystranger3380
      @funnystranger3380 Рік тому +7

      @theLyzhendricks let something sit in something a week. You will still have the vapers and stuff.
      It is the same way with shorts... drop the drink on it, let it dry, and smell it. Still will smell and burn a lot better

  • @hauldencottenfield869
    @hauldencottenfield869 Рік тому +2870

    “Oh so he’s going to soak it, allow it to dry properly and…oh Christ no”

    • @kaleb9536
      @kaleb9536 Рік тому +17

      Perfect likes

    • @dorkporkknobslob9918
      @dorkporkknobslob9918 Рік тому +52

      That’s what I was hoping to see. Like tack on 10 more seconds of reviewing the soakgar.

    • @qdpk4008
      @qdpk4008 Рік тому +48

      Facts I thought he was gonna try to smoke it 😂 woulda been interesting to see but that ending was weird man’s bit the cigar and drank the leftover alcohol you wouldn’t expect that 😭

    • @kaleb8518
      @kaleb8518 Рік тому +12

      ​@@kaleb9536 this town ain't big enough for the two of us

    • @massacre-official6484
      @massacre-official6484 Рік тому +3

      ​@@kaleb8518 Lmao

  • @seanr6338
    @seanr6338 Місяць тому

    Bro left the band on 😭😂

  • @Tsteak96
    @Tsteak96 14 днів тому +1

    How many cigars do you smoke?
    Ryan: You were supposed to smoke them

  • @samick692
    @samick692 Рік тому +2194

    "Alcohol doesn't affect the child"
    "The child:

    • @bxck
      @bxck Рік тому +48

      Wasting a perfectly good cigar and a nice glass of scotch is definitely the makings of a serial killer

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 Рік тому +10

      heyyyyy his heart is pure he's not going to become a killer

    • @cosminstefan5844
      @cosminstefan5844 Рік тому

      he looks inbred

    • @silverstrands3425
      @silverstrands3425 Рік тому +1

      @@bxck that was definitely more than just a glass of scotch

    • @princegrey2ndcolmenares157
      @princegrey2ndcolmenares157 Рік тому +1

      The only thing he killed was my apatite🤢

  • @nostra36836
    @nostra36836 Рік тому +5191

    Petition to dry that cigar and make it a scotch flavor cigar

    • @Toastyboi32
      @Toastyboi32 Рік тому +135

      That definitely wont dry, it'll mold

    • @RayJones215
      @RayJones215 Рік тому +31

      Was literally about to type this same comment

    • @finkalo
      @finkalo Рік тому +94

      @@Toastyboi32i mean it is 40% abv its been soaked in i dont think it would mold but it would split an not smoke very well if you did dry it

    • @phantom240
      @phantom240 Рік тому +93

      @@Toastyboi32 Not if you're drying it properly, with low heat, desiccant, and forced convection.

    • @ruck27
      @ruck27 Рік тому +40

      @@phantom240 correct. “Dehydrated” 👍🏻

  • @astralmiind
    @astralmiind 5 місяців тому

    He straight up turned into Chris Farley after taking that bite of that cigar😂😂

  • @actualRocketScientist
    @actualRocketScientist 6 місяців тому

    Boy that comes out quick is definitely something she said

  • @obisfish
    @obisfish Рік тому +261

    “Smoking and drinking are horrible for you”
    “Lets take a shot!”

    • @lsixty30
      @lsixty30 Рік тому

      He doesn’t say that though

    • @obisfish
      @obisfish Рік тому

      @@lsixty30 🤓

  • @tankfighter2013
    @tankfighter2013 Рік тому +480

    "There's nothing wrong with my child"
    The child

    • @Gameplayer0715
      @Gameplayer0715 Рік тому +9

      Come on man, you have to admit it's funny and interesting

    • @ez5089
      @ez5089 Рік тому +4

      @@Gameplayer0715 he tried to eat a cigar

    • @DarthPotato1123
      @DarthPotato1123 Рік тому +8

      @@ez5089 yah but it was funny

    • @_TengenUzui
      @_TengenUzui Рік тому +1

      He looked like he wanted to cry when he bit the cigar T_T

  • @sportbikeguy9875
    @sportbikeguy9875 5 годин тому

    I'm having a realllllly shitty day, and this is actually the funny shit I needed to have a laugh, thanks dude

  • @TheSonorabob
    @TheSonorabob 9 днів тому

    Imagine just trying to to chill with this guy 😂

  • @lupineye141
    @lupineye141 Рік тому +966

    “Smells like a cigar!”
    Ah, yes, this floor is made out of floor

  • @publicastration
    @publicastration Рік тому +1353

    "I'm leaving a lithium ion battery in lemonade for a week or until something interesting happens.. "

  • @VulgarProphet8
    @VulgarProphet8 10 днів тому

    My man drank and then tried to eat straight cancer

  • @masterpokeball7368
    @masterpokeball7368 5 місяців тому

    Turning a cigar into scotch flavored snus

  • @fattybuccha72190
    @fattybuccha72190 8 місяців тому +458

    I bet that cigar would've been amazing once it dried.

    • @yleeta7584
      @yleeta7584 4 місяці тому +28

      Heard if you dip weed or tobacco in alcohol and smoke it you get a harder buzz

    • @fattybuccha72190
      @fattybuccha72190 4 місяці тому +14

      @@yleeta7584 I think I remember hearing about that. Like someone dipped theirs in whiskey.

    • @RollTide1995
      @RollTide1995 4 місяці тому +13

      I was thinking that’s where he was going with this

    • @killeanmcchesney5138
      @killeanmcchesney5138 4 місяці тому

      @@yleeta7584cigarettes dipped in cognac whisky is supposed to cure hangovers I think someone even did a video on it and it worked so maybe type it in and look for yourself and see if it’s true

    • @asleepappeal
      @asleepappeal 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@yleeta7584 PSA: Inhaling alcohol is very dangerous and addictive. Be careful with that shit! Or let it dry first.

  • @Stephen-jw8ci
    @Stephen-jw8ci Рік тому +863

    me: “surely there will be no bone apple teeth in this installment”
    “oh god oh no”

    • @dtmaine1236
      @dtmaine1236 Рік тому +21

      Yea I was assuming he’d light it and take a puff or something, but instead he just went in.

    • @trystianting6342
      @trystianting6342 Рік тому +3

      Last time I checked u don’t eat that and I’ve never smoked

    • @Meeeprs
      @Meeeprs Рік тому +1

      @@dtmaine1236 vodka is flammable, that's a very easy way to set yourself on fire.

    • @kingjman1994
      @kingjman1994 Рік тому

      Fucking A I was hoping for the same thing. No WAY he eats it I'm thinking. 🤣

    • @Mystlien
      @Mystlien Рік тому

      @@Meeeprs Wasn't Vodka, dumbass, it was Scotch, and he was probably thinking he would dry it first

  • @carson_rock195
    @carson_rock195 13 годин тому

    This is something the mafia would drink lol

  • @EllaKate1OOO
    @EllaKate1OOO 6 місяців тому

    “MY THROAT BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS”
    “8 outta 10 😄”

  • @georgedanhash
    @georgedanhash Рік тому +226

    Nicotine was alr doing its job when he said “8/10” 💀😭

    • @GojosBackHand
      @GojosBackHand Рік тому +1

      Their is no nicotine in that cigar

    • @nenben8759
      @nenben8759 Рік тому +11

      @@GojosBackHand I don't think I've ever heard of a denicotinized cigar but alright

    • @-Kagura_Bachi-
      @-Kagura_Bachi- Рік тому

      @@nenben8759 no people just smoke for the cancer duh

    • @victorykingpin3674
      @victorykingpin3674 Рік тому +2

      @@GojosBackHand even if there was no nicotine, it's a joke

    • @georgehazard1986
      @georgehazard1986 Рік тому +1

      @@GojosBackHand according to what? Every cigar has nicotine in it. Some much more than others.

  • @Ken_neThT
    @Ken_neThT Рік тому +684

    Dokaryan: "It tastes like you're kissing a grandpa"
    Also Dokaryan: "8/10"

  • @sydbarret1973
    @sydbarret1973 3 місяці тому

    Glenlivet is too good to mess with…. This is sacrilegious

  • @Warsmith_Honsou
    @Warsmith_Honsou 5 місяців тому

    I think he deliberately did something we didn’t expect.

  • @DaPhoenix777
    @DaPhoenix777 Рік тому +454

    Next episode:
    "I leaving asphalt dirt in a jar of Jack Daniels for week"

  • @prototype3779
    @prototype3779 Рік тому +1464

    I'm 99% sure Ryan is completely blackout drunk when he comes up with these ideas.

    • @nboccanfuso
      @nboccanfuso Рік тому +59

      Im pretty sure Ryan is an alcoholic

    • @daddymike6414
      @daddymike6414 Рік тому +5

      i think the same

    • @relaphe3271
      @relaphe3271 Рік тому +1

      He never swallow, so... No.

    • @nboccanfuso
      @nboccanfuso Рік тому +9

      @@relaphe3271 uhh yes, he most definitely does. Do you see him spitting anything out before he comments on the taste? No.

    • @relaphe3271
      @relaphe3271 Рік тому

      @@nboccanfuso dude are you blind ? Look at the editing, you can never see him swallow.

  • @AllMi3htykid
    @AllMi3htykid Місяць тому

    This guys is the definition of never let em know your next move

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 7 місяців тому

    Legit thought dude was going to dry the cigar out before lighting it, but I forgot this is Doka who just wants a lil snack

  • @builderbrother6866
    @builderbrother6866 Рік тому +2654

    Ryan: “Tastes like your kissing a grandpa”
    Me: How do you know what that’s like…

    • @ElvenPrince
      @ElvenPrince Рік тому +113

      Had to pay for this video somehow

    • @tantrumane
      @tantrumane Рік тому +63

      And 8/10... sus

    • @veryhappymondays
      @veryhappymondays Рік тому +17

      @@ElvenPrince ✌🏽🤣

    • @BillBraskyy
      @BillBraskyy Рік тому +13

      Maybe it's because he went back in time and did the nasty in the pasty and became his own grandfather... And... And then kissed himself (?) Yeah, I still don't know how this works...

    • @Alex.wrld_1
      @Alex.wrld_1 Рік тому +18

      Maybe he has a grandpa and he loved him like a normal person

  • @PoIius
    @PoIius Рік тому +824

    "Im leaving uranium in vodka , or until something interesting happens.."

    • @youraverageyoutuber1815
      @youraverageyoutuber1815 Рік тому

      "TIME FOR A SHOT!"

    • @Vaedh
      @Vaedh Рік тому +24

      Leave it for 704 million years and maybe it’ll dissolve halfway

    • @gameplaysestupidos5354
      @gameplaysestupidos5354 Рік тому +4

      Or plutonium

    • @officialSCP1156
      @officialSCP1156 Рік тому +2

      I just imagine him in a hazmat suit saying
      "Something interesting happened and my house is filled with radiation"

    • @nightcorev6455
      @nightcorev6455 Рік тому

      If you're watching this man for a while will you be actually surprised if he actually put uranium in vodka?

  • @Tyoung-ey5dt
    @Tyoung-ey5dt Місяць тому

    When he said burned my throat instantly started burning for no reason

  • @shaneknowles9217
    @shaneknowles9217 6 місяців тому

    Holy shit I was almost sick when you started chewing on that cigar 😂

  • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
    @jungleinsectspikewall4474 Рік тому +81

    "tastes like youre kissing a grandpa"
    "my throat burns like a thousand suns"
    8/10
    Ok then mate

  • @daniellealghul6594
    @daniellealghul6594 Рік тому +438

    "I'm leaving a cigar in scotch for a week"
    60 year old rich white men: this man is a fucking genius

    • @cameraboy07
      @cameraboy07 Рік тому +5

      Fr fr

    • @tainicon4639
      @tainicon4639 Рік тому +13

      Can a poor mid 20s white guy also think it’s a good idea?
      Cause I want to try it now haha

    • @daniellealghul6594
      @daniellealghul6594 Рік тому +13

      @@tainicon4639 Hell yeah, I'm a poor black woman in my mid 20's and I need this in my life.

    • @ar-sithf.austin3744
      @ar-sithf.austin3744 Рік тому +2

      This is fucking sacrilegious.

    • @ivelredwom9942
      @ivelredwom9942 Рік тому +2

      @@ar-sithf.austin3744 Heresy, perhaps?

  • @Akealofficial
    @Akealofficial 4 місяці тому

    Getting high and drunk
    He ATE it

  • @joncerda351
    @joncerda351 4 місяці тому

    I heard Chris Farley when he ate that cigar. "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVERRR!"

  • @breakfastatepiphanies
    @breakfastatepiphanies Рік тому +682

    "I'm poisoning myself in a week. That'll be interesting."

    • @blackskeletor
      @blackskeletor Рік тому +2

      there's not as much in a cigar even though it is raw leaves

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Рік тому +4

      @@blackskeletor Sure buddy.

    • @masterPNDA1234
      @masterPNDA1234 Рік тому +2

      @@EikottXD it’s true tho

    • @yazdan7774
      @yazdan7774 Рік тому +1

      It's just pure cigar tobacco I don't think that it's bad for his body but still , it's weird af

    • @nogo7277
      @nogo7277 Рік тому

      If there was enough nicotine in that, your body would instantly reject it.
      As in you would become a fountain.

  • @Mr.Meme.Dealer
    @Mr.Meme.Dealer Рік тому +974

    "Smells like a cigar"
    Ah the floor here is made out of floor

    • @SpiderWee
      @SpiderWee Рік тому +13

      “This wall tastes like wall”

    • @TheLegitEpicBoss
      @TheLegitEpicBoss Рік тому +11

      “This dog is made out of dog”

    • @matthewwhittaker478
      @matthewwhittaker478 Рік тому +4

      Actually a floor is not made out of floor. Floor is a word that is usually described as a flat surface that you walk on typically made of carpet, wood, vinyl, slate…etc… so you could say something like: “ah the carpet here is made out of carpet.

    • @alittleman2809
      @alittleman2809 Рік тому +1

      ah yes nature is from nature

    • @StepOnTwigs
      @StepOnTwigs Рік тому +1

      @@SpiderWee bully

  • @YouTube_admin777
    @YouTube_admin777 6 місяців тому

    This bloke is fully cracked

  • @Chris-go6ds
    @Chris-go6ds 7 днів тому

    He actually ate the cigar 😂😂😂

  • @jonyalegris1482
    @jonyalegris1482 Рік тому +708

    “It tastes like you’re kissing your grandpa”… “8/10”… Bruh

  • @mathisjacquet7562
    @mathisjacquet7562 Рік тому +346

    “Ohhhh it’s like kissing a grand pa”
    “8/10”
    Me: yes

  • @cyanidegrapes
    @cyanidegrapes 6 місяців тому

    Bro putting his life on the line for this you gotta hand it to him

  • @CallmeShaymous
    @CallmeShaymous 3 місяці тому

    When he said the flavor profile part he sounded like Cat in the Hat "these are magical beings... their my lawyers"

  • @mentalcupcakes8142
    @mentalcupcakes8142 Рік тому +341

    "Tune in next time when we leave a tide pod in vodka for a week"

  • @matijamousepad3913
    @matijamousepad3913 Рік тому +1022

    Me “ there no way he eats it “
    Him “eats it”
    Me “WYF?!!”

    • @THESELF-yu7mh
      @THESELF-yu7mh Рік тому +19

      (WYF) : What You Fuck??
      what??? eeehh... what?!!???

    • @Knightmare863YT
      @Knightmare863YT Рік тому

      Ikr

    • @bayabooz4855
      @bayabooz4855 Рік тому

      @@THESELF-yu7mh or “WHY YOU FUCK?” As in why? you fuck.

    • @Karl_I
      @Karl_I Рік тому +1

      It's just leaves

    • @Moon-tr4zk
      @Moon-tr4zk Рік тому

      @@THESELF-yu7mh no one

  • @michaelreich5154
    @michaelreich5154 6 місяців тому

    Haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time bro. Lord I needed that. Thankx for the great video.

  • @FollowingNoPoopJuly
    @FollowingNoPoopJuly 27 днів тому

    He still said 8 out of 10 despite him saying his throat burned like 1000 suns

  • @alistergreycastle5016
    @alistergreycastle5016 Рік тому +206

    "Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?"
    "Blow off, choffer."

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 Рік тому +1

      None of this would've gotten so bad if that damn fool, Corvo, hadn't killed the Empress.

  • @Ramy_Ramz
    @Ramy_Ramz Рік тому +2216

    *Nicotine poisoning has entered the chat*

    • @ugh..6329
      @ugh..6329 Рік тому

      I was thinking the same! He should be dead by now

    • @gene052286
      @gene052286 Рік тому +33

      Yes this wins comment of the day

    • @josephwilliams1915
      @josephwilliams1915 Рік тому +43

      Yeah......considering i've gotten light headed just puffing some cigars, i can't imagine taking a full shot of alcohol like that. I imagine it being akin to gutting a wad of dip. Havent done that in a long time, hahaha

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 Рік тому +24

      ​@@josephwilliams1915 nicotine is actually very good for you, it's the thousand carcinogens in cigarettes that Aldo the damage. No such thing as nicotine poisoning

    • @josephwilliams1915
      @josephwilliams1915 Рік тому +109

      @Jack Whitbread no, nicotine in large doses very much will kill you. Nicotine increases the amount of adrenaline in your system and depletes blood sugar. This is why very new cigar smokers will get sick and its recommended for beginner cigar smokers to have a lemonade or something with a bit of sugar while they enjoy their cigar.
      Nicotine isn't "very good" for you considering nicotine itself is considered caustic. However, there are neuroprotective benefits of nicotine, and i believe NAD is actually a derivative of nicotine. All of the upsides of nicotine with 0 of the downside.

  • @TheRealHiboman
    @TheRealHiboman 2 місяці тому

    This reminds me of a weird dream I had where I was just munching on a dry cigar like it was a carrot xD

  • @reaper3539
    @reaper3539 5 місяців тому

    dude turned into Matt Foley in a van down by the river lol

  • @gachakaygalaxy2487
    @gachakaygalaxy2487 Рік тому +976

    “It tastes like your kissing a grandpa!”
    How do you know what that tastes like?🤨🤨

    • @shellsoul429
      @shellsoul429 Рік тому +16

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Amy-vu2bu
      @Amy-vu2bu Рік тому +14

      HOW THO?!?!💀💀💀💀💀👁👄👁

    • @Ms.AllSunday930
      @Ms.AllSunday930 Рік тому +19

      Its an 8/10 too so he knows and LIKES IT 😱

    • @melissaalonso6506
      @melissaalonso6506 Рік тому +8

      😭😭

    • @GarrettPDGA
      @GarrettPDGA Рік тому +7

      I think you're thinking too deep. A peck on the cheek is a kiss, but it sounds like your mind went right to french kissing your grandpa. Sometimes the imagination isn't nice 😉.

  • @JakeDavis79
    @JakeDavis79 8 місяців тому +466

    I expected him to dry out and smoke the cigar for the scotch flavor... I physically winced when he bit it lol

    • @uzhollywood5044
      @uzhollywood5044 7 місяців тому +30

      Me too holy shit. I’ve never been brain fucked by such an opposite outcome

    • @Thund3r_Edits
      @Thund3r_Edits 7 місяців тому +1

      Are cigars even edible? Lol.

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 7 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Thund3r_EditsWith it being a tobacco leaf stuffed with more tobacco leaves I can imagine the nicotine alone probably gives bad indigestion and a headache, but it's otherwise just plant matter.

    • @Thund3r_Edits
      @Thund3r_Edits 7 місяців тому +2

      @@kirbyis4ever Possibly nicotine poisoning, and horrid taste?

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Thund3r_Edits yup.

  • @DavidMartinez-be8wt
    @DavidMartinez-be8wt 5 місяців тому

    Leaving the plastic on is diabolical

  • @Monkeh516
    @Monkeh516 5 місяців тому

    "So, wanna gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?"

  • @thethriller1_
    @thethriller1_ Рік тому +416

    "it taste like your kissing a grandpa."
    "MY THROAT BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS"
    "8/10"
    i- uh I got no words

  • @me.and.myself
    @me.and.myself Рік тому +344

    "how depressed are you?"
    "Yes"

  • @MetalSlug-ev5wu
    @MetalSlug-ev5wu 3 місяці тому

    Gotta keep checking back on this guy to see how long it takes his life choices to catch up to him.

  • @stirlingstrugnell7622
    @stirlingstrugnell7622 Місяць тому

    I was expecting him to dry out and smoke the cigar not straight up eat it 😂

  • @basicdurrty_d
    @basicdurrty_d Рік тому +289

    Me: "oh so obviously no bon ap...aaaaand nvm."

  • @pun1883
    @pun1883 Рік тому +246

    “I’m leaving a human head in a bottle of vodka for a week…OR, until the cops find out”

    • @HyattDeValois
      @HyattDeValois Рік тому +4

      Yo... you won 🏆 🙌 👏

    • @Gadsden149
      @Gadsden149 Рік тому +4

      Here you dropped this 👑

    • @samanthahughes7783
      @samanthahughes7783 Рік тому

      And when he takes it out he gives it a full on tongue kiss….😂

  • @gradyfenstemaker490
    @gradyfenstemaker490 4 місяці тому

    “It’s just bobbin up an downn”

  • @rayjenkins9669
    @rayjenkins9669 4 місяці тому +1

    Not the wrapper again😭😭😭

  • @DokaRyan
    @DokaRyan  Рік тому +179

    In the middle of a new house move!! Double contents coming very soon + house tour

    • @yourmotherisaman8205
      @yourmotherisaman8205 Рік тому +3

      Very excited!

    • @clazzo6231
      @clazzo6231 Рік тому +1

      Doka bro did this give you a nicotine rush?

    • @JhonAndJoeLive
      @JhonAndJoeLive Рік тому

      Congrats bro! Enjoy the house

    • @TRIGGER49
      @TRIGGER49 Рік тому +1

      Day 15 try orange slices in tequila and try it after 10 min u make and and a week

    • @skazi2305
      @skazi2305 Рік тому

      Pin it!!!

  • @ImLeafy930
    @ImLeafy930 Рік тому +613

    Man’s just developed an alcohol and nicotine addiction in one fell swoop

    • @jello8868
      @jello8868 Рік тому +3

      Okay billy bob

    • @alexerickson280
      @alexerickson280 Рік тому

      That isnt how addiction works, though. Elementary students everywhere where I live know this, you should be ashamed.

    • @ImLeafy930
      @ImLeafy930 Рік тому +20

      @@alexerickson280 I deeply apologize for my transgressions, I hadn’t realized there was a champion scholar critiquing my comments. I’ll ensure that my thoughts are more scholarly next time I decide to joke around.

    • @Tyrah_Hunter
      @Tyrah_Hunter Рік тому

      @@ImLeafy930 bruh

    • @jackcrawford6161
      @jackcrawford6161 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Tyrah_Hunter bruh

  • @mrmanhasaplan
    @mrmanhasaplan 7 місяців тому

    he left the paper band on the cigar

  • @GamerScottYT
    @GamerScottYT Рік тому +669

    "It taste like im kissing a grandpa!!!"
    "8/10"
    Me:sigh...lets look at the comments...

  • @lukeskywalker9221
    @lukeskywalker9221 Рік тому +60

    Well you just drank an extract of ~400mg of Nicotine and Tobacco

    • @TLK22
      @TLK22 Рік тому +3

      Yeah might be dangerous if he drink all the jar lol

    • @DatsiKxModz
      @DatsiKxModz Рік тому +1

      There’s no way you could’ve calculated that correctly lol

    • @lukeskywalker9221
      @lukeskywalker9221 Рік тому +2

      @@DatsiKxModz I used to smoke Cigars and they range from 200-600mg or even more Nicotine depending on size and the Tobacco used. I'm bad at Math but I know a thing or two :D

    • @richie7087
      @richie7087 Рік тому +1

      @@lukeskywalker9221 just not true 😭 100-200 and for the cigar he used 400 is a HUUUGE stretch

    • @Mixazel100
      @Mixazel100 Рік тому

      And now we wait... Till he dies..