You said you could swear 2-3 times before getting demonetized, I counted and the grand total of cuss words you said were about 21,not to mention all the times you might have cussed of camera, and the fastest you cussed was 3 times in about 3 seconds and the longest you didn’t cuss was about 4-6 minutes,yes I counted and I have a lot of free time.
How tf did you even intro 0:01 *Left LazarBeam* > Normal *Center LazarBeam* > Insane *Right LazarBeam* > You don't want to see this in your window at night
I'm from the past of 2017 and you have broken the universe so either go back from where your from or we will all die because In my reality 2019 is the end specificly January
I like watching demonetised videos because I don’t get interrupted by ads but at the same time I feel bad 1 like = 1 non-demonetised video and one saved Lannan
9:15 me: you ever just have a dream that you can’t remember and then you do that exact thing and remember the dream of that exact moment ? Aka déjà Vu 😂
So just now just so you know that the whole trick mirror thing it’s not a mirror it’s two people putting two different things together so the circle one is held by one guy and the square one is held by the other
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Lannan "Tells Bodie to apologize to the ladies for calling them fat", Bodie "Sorry fat ladies". LOL. MY HUMOUR IS WORSE THAN YOURS LANNAN, I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG LAZYBUM UPLOADED
LazarBeam 😱
LazarBeam ha
Sup
LazarBeam lol
LazarBeam lazybum let me eat ur ears
“That child came out of that man”
-Lazarbeam 2017 2:15
*2017
Lol yes
"I just really want to kill something one day"
-Lazarbeam 2017 6:32
Holy shit
Lazarbeam: I did not know man give birth
"Maybe I'm actually a Pelican: Quack quack"
- Lazarbeam 2017
What a great quote
He should put that on a plaque
"Quak?"
Talons go sub to modestpelicangaming he's an Aussie gamer and he's hilarious
Famous last words
LazarBeam 2017: Destruction, demonitized, swearing everywhere
LazarBeam 2021: Love, Charity, Family friendly
The real lazarbeam was left behind to time.
@@muchermine3077 ye
well atleast he still gets demonitized for your happiness (;-;)
I'm glad he's no longer demonetised, and if he's doing what makes him happy, that's also good
This man is my idol...all his vids get demonitized...but he keeps making vids...best content creator of them all ❤
Booce face
Dewet_ Mercs lol if he keeps gettin demonetized he can’t make vids because he needs money for taxes 💵
@@orlad.hunter3344 oh yeah he left his construction job
Dewet_ Mercs true
@@orlad.hunter3344 He makes money off of Fortnite
"maybe I'm a pelican quack quack"
Lannan 2017
@Toaster Strudel and why would i care if it is unoriginal it's just a comment dude
@@Stef_mouz yea
Reading this as I see it from the vid xD
2019 now
Who's here from 2020 or 2021to rewatch for the nostalgic filling
Ya
Shut up cartoon character
Me
Yes
Totally
LAZARBEAM 2017 :
*[Talking about facts,logic,Universe]*
LAZARBEAM 2021 :
**Y E E T**
Lazar beam is such a good uncle
Ethan Roberson yes he is.
Ethan Roberson he's your uncle who's not actually your uncle
Ethan Roberson yeah
Yeah
Ethan Roberson,
True,
But he’s not a good teacher
I bet he made him say “fat ladies”
6:08 it comes from his left hand and go 0.25X speed please👌👌👌!!!
I saw
Woah
Santhosh Kumar B a
Mind blown
That’s all card magic is it’s slight of hand
Lazarbeam: *says every swear word ever*
Bodhi: "Fat ladies"
Lazarbeam: 😱
so right
😂😂😂
Troy Hsiao Lee 😂😂
Happy Route that’s Australia for ya
AH HOW DARE YOU SAY CURSE WORD
After several years, I’ve randomly come back to the quintessential old era lazarbeam video for no reason.
The best part about a laserbeam video is you don't have to wait through an ad
i had
the great killjoy 1 lol
the great killjoy 1 lucky for you...I got 3
I had to
Right when he said I get demonetized
cant disagrree
Plasma gun: **exists**
Me: So that’s where my cousin went...
Aiden Hafer lol
Plasma Animated no one like his comment the amount needs to stay right where it is
Aiden Hafer
O frick ur right
Thx for pointing it out
Morgz z OH MY FUCKIN GOD FAKE MORGZ AND I THOUGHT MR BEAST FAKES WERE BAD
*taxes go
9:51I can just tell he wanted to say s**t🤣
yup lol
Not really but go off.
U cant
We'll he is in front of brody
wunwwins 3742 it’s Bohdi
9:12
Lazar: life isn't real
the FBI agent: he knows to much
lol
FBI OPEN UP
*too
FBI Agent: *loads m1911*
2017 : Selling His Kidney For Money
2020 : Spending 10,000 ASD On Roblox
HAH! thats what i was thinking
Same
Infinity Stone you are smart
actually it was 10000 USD
What he didn't tell us is that he sold his organs for that robux
Top 10 best uncles #1 : lazarbeam
Yeah yeah
superEarvin Ackon too 10?
My first time seeing this kid and I instantly loved him, his first response was priceless.
100th like
Uncle Lenny
Love how instantly when bodhy comes he is family friendly
IF LAZAR KEEPS BOHDI HE BECOMES FAMILY FRIENDLY
bodhy is single handedly the most adorable being the universe will ever create, not even your puppy can compete with this immortal god
bruh you think kids are cute thats a little weird
5:59 if you look closely you can see the second card
Boston Maniapoto I saw that so eas
Just repeatedly pause the vid and you will see it
Yeah type so fast saw it
Yep
I can’t see it
"Maybe I'm a pelican! QUACK QUACK!"
-LazarBeam, 2017
What's sad is that your comments older yet a newer one said the same thing and got more
I read this right when he was accually saying it no joke😂😶😲
Anosha Paul wow
That awkward moment when Lannan bribes his nephew with skittles
Unknowned Leaf lannan*
@@nyah5962 p
Unknowned CHILL
Yeah
Not awkward cute
2:58 “is that racist?” 🤣🤣🤣
5:26 let's just stop
I love how lazarbeam's mind got stuck on the camera 😂😂
Nice
wHAT TIME?
@@catsunek8484 bruh have you watched the vid even the ball he broke!!?
@@e1k07 no
Hahaha😂😂😊🤣😅
0:00 what the surgeons say before doing brain surgery.
Best comment.🤣🤣
0:01
@@XenonX278 ...
You bloody legend.......
Mark Hall other way around mate
Dumbledore:who are you?
This Chinese guy:I’m a wizard
Also dumbledore: prove it
The Chinese wizard: 1:03
"Its probably illegal in my country"
Mate you live in bloody Australia
What do ya mean we aren’t even allowed semi-auto weapons
@@alexkhaidmate, it's a joke on stereotypes
*Bloody Austrailia*
The sad part is you say bloody even tho your not a legend
@@westlee2291Fuck U And Fuck Everyone
5:06 lazarbeam.exe has stopped working 😂😂
5:40 lazarbeam.exe has crashed 😃😃
Lol
What is that song
Error 404 lazarbeam not found 😂
That's true lmao
LucasDN05 ok
Lannan:
"maby im a pelican quack quack"
me:
"i dont think pelicans quack"
wow he should have made a joke about that. oh wait...
r/wooosh
maybe*
Yeah I don't think they quack
F
Bodi says "Thanks for bein a boody legend" my heart "my man"
Lazeabeam: it’s a parrell universe Bodhi: it’s a bunch of fat lady’s 😂
I know autocorrect did it
Ah, yes Lazeabeam
Anyone else getting old of the people who say “ AnY oNe ElSe WaTcHiNg In QuReNtInE.”
yes dude
meeeeeee
Anyone else watching in quarantine?
Yes
yes
lemme give you a sanvich
5:16 bros fingers danced better then raygun💀
Your mum
@@Rickybobby73713 your dad
@@crystalshardss your sis
Lazarbeam: There’s only one explanation
Me: Fairy! God! Parents!
Lazarbeam: He’s a squid man
Me: Yeah, or that too
Players play
Lol
7:29
No one:
The cards when you win in solitaire:
7:30 that zombie noise
Lol
I had to put a name in So I put this in. BAHAHAHA
lazarBeam: everything i thought was real was all a lie
Also LazarBeam: maybe im actually a pelican QUACK QUACK 😂
girls with photoshop: “omg I can’t wait to make myself pretty.”
*boys with photoshop* 7:28
Ikea is everybody still watching this
Lol
Okay, I understand the meme, but you should know that it’s not photoshop. It’s a paper sculpture. It’s very real and it’s very cool!
@@calebknorr539 r/wooooosh
Observe.
5:59 he has it in his other hand
Ye he does
1:27 when your mom says firebending isn’t real
0:03 when naruto uses shadow clone jutsu
KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU
“This has to be an old lady club.”
Me: “so you mean Cracker Barrel.”
Bruh😂
Dude
“I hate kids.” Lazerbem
Demonetised
I like kids
XGhostGamerX (;
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 sec later "No I love kids. No. No"
haha
This is mindblowing cause
I saw an ad in a lazerbeam video
BUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!
Sixten Hjalmarsson same
Me to I saw not one but two dundundun ok that’s weird I’ll regret putting this as a respond fuck me 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Bodhi is going to be the next Lazarbeam.
I love how innocent and pure Bodhi is. Reminds me of my young self. Before my life hit me in the face.
the card trick dude looked like depressed muselk
Lol
"Maybe I'm actually a pelican, QUACK QUACK" -Inspiring quotes 2018
This was made in 2017
You watch lazarbeam and your in razings discord group
Anyway that's was two years ago
2019 bitch we must oH yeah yeah on them haters
I like how Lannan says only 2 to 3 swear words a video and he swears 24 time 😂😂
you counting?
You said you could swear 2-3 times before getting demonetized, I counted and the grand total of cuss words you said were about 21,not to mention all the times you might have cussed of camera, and the fastest you cussed was 3 times in about 3 seconds and the longest you didn’t cuss was about 4-6 minutes,yes I counted and I have a lot of free time.
Did the same I was waiting for someone to comment on that
Who cares... nobody asked you
That_one_guy _ yet still an ad
I guess you did have a lot of time. Noice
That_one_guy _ Christ almighty my friend
9:47 what have you done to this kid...
gave him cocane
That’s just how Australians are born
Midknight Gaming_ lol
@@jonathanmedina6775 that's racist
im not sure if it's false though. i meen im australian and i've been doing shit like that since i was (thinking...) about five
Imagine Trick-or-Treating and seeing a flying bubble pumpkin face staring back at you
5:04 if you pouse at the right moment it looks like the guy is fliping you off XD
Lazarbeam: “ sees some one giving birth “
His mind “ dat a man “
Lazarbeam: I didn’t know men could give birth!
4:30 pause it and look at lazerbeams face
Is it just me or did it take me to an ad
He looks like a fish
Nah look at 4:31
Nah look at bodi
TheWaffleWithSyrup s
D E M O N I T I Z E D
Ryan Shields *M O N I T I Z E D
6:09
lazarbeams australian mind:
*IT COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT INTENSIFIES*
4:32 lol longest condom ive ever seen 😂
ive seen longer
wonder who used it
Just some Azian kid friendly
Hmm still not big enough...
Monster condom for someone’s magnum dong
Lazar: what do you see ?
Bodhi: fat ladies
😂😂😂
Skies Vortexx as I read it that part came up in the vid 😂😂🤙🏻
Du u r have Englesh men
ㄥ匕'Ｓ ㄥ丹刀工モＳ. れ口匕 ㄥ丹刀刀工モＳ
@@potatosurfs oh yeah uh huh definitely know what your saying
I'll translate it: it's LADIES not LADDIES.
Who knew that in 2 years this man would have 10 million subs, a Girlfreind, and insane ad revenue
Because of Fortnite
Because of kevin
@@user-cp1ce5mu2v R.I.P Kevin the cube
Rip his old self I liked it when he didn’t watch what he would stay like we can agree he’s still funny but not as funny as before for sure
13 now
4:06 is it just me or does it kinda look like that cool math game called “run”
YOO YOU'RE RIGHT
How tf did you even intro
0:01
*Left LazarBeam* > Normal
*Center LazarBeam* > Insane
*Right LazarBeam* > You don't want to see this in your window at night
lol
Not funny, didnt laugh
Multiple takes and video editing
@@JockeyVR what?
He used five swear words in the first 45 seconds
DEMONETISED
And
Laser beam youre so beautiful
Snapchat Central **six**
LOL
wise words of lannan. 6:50 - 7:05
All 2 sqirkes
All 2 ee
SO HE IS ACTUALLY SMART
All 2 n
All 2 KILL IT WITH WITH FIRE !!!!!
Him saying he can only say 3 or 2 bad words but then he go,s saying like 10000000 bad words witch is hella funny
Make bodie his own channel
Good idea.
Will probably be better than LazarBeam's. (No hate, just a joke.)
Kyle V it's spelt "Bohdi"
YaBoiCYT spelt is a word
Plz
the biggest mind trick
not being demonitized
whos watching in 2019
just me?
Nope not just you
Just u
I'm from the past of 2017 and you have broken the universe so either go back from where your from or we will all die because In my reality 2019 is the end specificly January
@@malixmar7491 just broke the forth wall
just u
chrisfix is actually a mechanic
5:41 he be stoned lol
8:22 Boomers: Don't stare, it rude!
Also boomers when they see someone with dyed hair:
Second reply
4th reply
Fifth reply
Sixth reply
8th reply
Lazarbeam says: “I am demonitized”
litterly 0.0001 seconds later: ad plays
Me: WTF
Cuz ur watching in 2020
It's probably because UA-cam played the ad themselves and Lannan didn't actually get money off of it
@@Codullah exactly
UA-cam plays ads demonitized or not, they just to it to make money, and lazarbeams ads give him and a small cut to UA-cam. It's how that make money
Fun fact dogs can’t fend for themselves most times so they need a owner
I like watching demonetised videos because I don’t get interrupted by ads but at the same time I feel bad
1 like = 1 non-demonetised video and one saved Lannan
69 likes, nice
69 likes, let’s keep it that way
It’s fine it’s now monitised!
Demonetized videos still have ads but don’t make money from them.
Fuck you and your like begging
9:15 me: you ever just have a dream that you can’t remember and then you do that exact thing and remember the dream of that exact moment ? Aka déjà Vu 😂
Everything I dream is sometimes so real that I question whether a days over or starting
I GOT AN AD!!!
Trick-shot Antonio same
SmokinKing lol I didn't
i got an adblocker
I got a buffering screen.
Skillz, i didn't get an ad, but I got some skittles from Bodhi
Lazer beam just got me out of my depression😢
One question what is wrong with that mans leg Go check it out mate 8:44
Oh damnnnn
Oh wow
who's here from 2020 just to hear good day good day ya bloody legend
the good ol days before fortnite
Me bro
Hey
Me
Me
"even my fingers dance like white guys"
I like how I am on the toilet while watching when he said you might poop I am like well I am ready
0:00
Lazarbeam shows his face on camera, gets demonitized for graphic detail!Lmao jk love ya man!
Gay.
4:30 that's how condoms are made
Star Pumba yea XXXXXXXXXL condoms
They can just cut the end off?
For black people...
It’s not racist they just have BIC bois
yup, my friend told me that
Lmao condoms are made with pictures of my ugly ass
So just now just so you know that the whole trick mirror thing it’s not a mirror it’s two people putting two different things together so the circle one is held by one guy and the square one is held by the other
1:24
*person walks in*
'Hey uhh did you order this margherita pi... uh... im just gonna leave you to it..'
The cd bubble makes for a huge condom. Instacomdon
Budder Swagger2 what are you doing with your life
TehMemez 420 I bet people that read wrong
But I would need a bigger one
Lmao
Lol
5:33 THAT’S CHRIS FIX I WATCH HIS CHANNEL! :O
You Sure or you just saying that cause it’s in the bottom corner
5:33 THAT’S CHRIS FIX I WATCH HIS CHANNEL! :O
Old lazerbeam was the best
Thanos:Reality can be whatever I want it to be
Lazarbeam:Hold my Vegimite
The reality stone is in lazarbeams pocket
Yes, very much yes, so much yes
Vegeshite get it right
6:08 other card at other hand my dude.
2019 btw
Nothing Really yup
No one gives a fuck if Ur watching in 2019 I hate cunts who comment these
@@temp6423 does your mommy know you're on your ipad, go to bed kid.
@@aarondixon3312 I have iPhone XS kid
@@temp6423 and? That just makes you a spoilt kid as well as an asshole
No one:
Me: frantically scrolling through the comments trying to find one from 2 years ago
Yet underneath yours is one from 2 years ago
Hi
Go to lazarbeams comment
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We're going in a super old lazarbeam vid
So we not gonna talk about the intro 😂
Bodi (sorry if i spelt it wrong) : Some fat ladies.
Lazarbeam: You shouldn't talk like that.
Mate you swear all the time.
Yeah but he wants to be a good influence for his nephew he doesn’t swear around him anyway and u can tell he loves him and it’s Bodhi
Bodhi
It’s fucking lazerbeam what do u except
Bodhi is a kid while lanann is an adult
MerryMarauder you mean boid
2018: lazar without mustache
2020: lazar with mustache
INTENSIFIES
Became the new crator
I mean craytor
9:39 my last three braincells when I found out there were letters in math
Lannan "Tells Bodie to apologize to the ladies for calling them fat", Bodie "Sorry fat ladies". LOL. MY HUMOUR IS WORSE THAN YOURS LANNAN, I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LazarBeam: *swears 4 times in video*
UA-cam: DEMONITIZED
LazarBeam: Why?
UA-cam: STRIKE
I liked my own comment *RIP*
I did it again
please get a life
Donald Nguyen V
Actually youtube banned him for *swearing on youtubes Christian minecraft server*