UA-cam is the most fucked up thing ever, lannan trying to make a video of something he enjoys and wants to laugh with his viewers and not having to worry about losing his job should be a given in a normal website. UA-cam on the other hand leaves all the real problems alone and focuses on ruining good youtubers careers.
9:20 I can relate. I fractured my hip when I was mountain bike riding in Noosa and fell and broke my hip. My dad, who I was with, made me ride out of the park with my broken hip and it wasn’t for two weeks that I finally got it looked at and I couldn’t play footy for the year.
@@halomaster515 its not really a promo when your just saying use code lazar:/ plus he isint gaining money hes just getting vbux that lets him buy cosmetics that *DOSENT* let you get a advantage
*house on fire*
Lazarbeam: well it’s a nice driveway
*SAVAGE!*
Do I get striked
I mean he’s not wrong
Lol
Xd
UA-cam: get 3 strikes and your channels gone
Lazarbeam: I wAnT FIve
Best i want five yet
He
Do random crap Fridays again u bitch
Adex Gaming lmao
@@paulwilliams5960 nice profile pic
Actually Funny UA-camrs: *exists*
UA-cam: I’m About to end this mans whole career
Hahaha
UA-cam snaps their fingers
i would like this comment, but its at 69 and i aint disturbin it
@@ProRavage code lazar
@@ronanmahtolia9035
Some normies ruined it
We can still get 420 though
Can we talk about how good his photoshopping skills were on that Mt. Rushmoore pic?
Well he needed the Bitcoin
Compared to his ps battles
Ikr
For real
@@kalyssacolew6848 true
Lannan: you can’t strike me for no reason
UA-cam: strikes lazarbeam
The strike Apocalypse has started
2037:Lannan is gone now the war has ended
bobisodd 05 some how I got a strike xD
bobisodd 05 soo funny
Not
SLB Reginold really? Get out of here troll
**100 children waiting to see a historic steam train**
fast train: I'm bouta end this mans whole career
So how is being a gay icon
we where just driving by some train tracks and we saw 1
PeppaPig!
Lazarbeam: You shouldn’t get striked for no reason
UA-cam: Hold my double ad
Over used format
yo GOATED
Lannan: strike me and I’m going to war
Me: Sees that you can get strikes for “Threats”
I agree
RIP Lazarbeam channel
@@e_r4hman183 nuts
@MoustacheTron mhm
69 likes niceeeeee
Lazar: *Breathes
UA-cam: *I’m about to end this mans whole career*
You thought of the same thing as me BUT YOU DID IT BETTER GOD DAMN IT
Rip lol
Lazarbeam: throws down an uno reverse card
RIP if Lazar get a strike RIP him PS. Not to youtube if they give him a strike
So true though
Person:shows hung body
UA-cam:Wow great job!
Lazar:consumes tasty bevrage
UA-cam: What did you just bring upon this cursed land
Wait, this is illegal!
@Lwtd15 No it isn't stfu
@Lwtd15 no I checked it it's just bad fortnite videos have the highest veiwed one only 75 and 25 subs
Lannan: don't get striked challenge
UA-cam: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
Why do I feel like after reading this it's about to be strike
*gonna
Let's get my newest video to 100 dislikes!!! I want you to help me please!❤❤❤❤
I want to die lol is a nice name
@@thundercourse3005 thank you kind sir
Every time there is something blurred or cencored I feel eager to know what it was
18 hours ago...glad I'm not the only one rewatching his old vids
@@platinum._KP same
Yeah about 4:45
same
Lazarbeam: does anything
UA-cam: iT’s TiMe FoR a CrUsAdE
We will take jerusalem wrrrrryyyyyyyyyy
😂💀z
True
No
I've eaten ants
Lazarbeam: *stops every vid right before 10 min so the community doesn’t get mad*
Community: “your sacrifice is well appreciated”
A small price to pay for slavation
@@RandomVideos-yz5qf no, when it's 10 mins he get money
If I hit 1k dislikes on my newest video, my parents won't do anything!! Please help!!!🔴
*only vid stopped before 10 min*
True
Lannan drinks one beer in a video:
UA-cam: STTTTRRRIIIKKKKEEEE
Nelk chugs beers and smokes in every single video:
UA-cam: Monotization???
Brady Ahern ninja: screams at child
UA-cam : somebody give this man a f*$&ing dimond play button
UA-cam is the most fucked up thing ever, lannan trying to make a video of something he enjoys and wants to laugh with his viewers and not having to worry about losing his job should be a given in a normal website. UA-cam on the other hand leaves all the real problems alone and focuses on ruining good youtubers careers.
@@bigdawg3202 kinda harsh but true af
lannan: looks a train gitting hit with water
also lannan: CAN THAT GIVE ME A STRIKE
Lazarbeam: use code lazar with 2 As
Me: *types laazer*
WAIT
THATS ILLEGAL
Sorry BASSEL THE GAMER it be like that sometimes
I put in lazaar
ik this a joke but he literally showed how to do it on one of his videos sorry for ruining ur joke lol
*o u t s t a n d i n g m o v e*
3:24 "If you strike me for that, I'll go to war."
*Completely ignores threats policy*
quarantine much
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
Fish army
YASS fishy’s
I went across the country to see Mt. Rushmore, but I got photos.
Lazar: *drinks a beer*
UA-cam: *S T R I K E D*
Nooooo
Lazarbeam: F U
I’m going to have a argument with UA-cam if they striked LazarBeam
I agree with you
Artin UA-camr how about go to the UA-cam building in California and have a talk with them
3:42 Lazar's goofy laugh, tho
Lazar made fun of UA-cam in a almost 10 mins vid
UA-cam : NUMBER 2 TRENDING ON GAMING
BLOODY LEGEND
🔴I have a new video!!! Dislike to show support!!⭕⭕
Tomas Goncalves God is o
Tomas Goncalves to a different from that the only thing you need
Sven the creeper tanker idk how to reply but this is self promotional carp on some one else’s video
UA-cam disliked a comment
Lazarbeam: makes 9:58 minute video
Me: missed it by that much
He does that because otherwise he gets demonized
Ik lol
F
Really lol
@@NefariousNumbskull why??
LazarBeam: *Talks about getting striked*
UA-cam: Well mhm... That’s another strike:
wow bro not why
Lannan: You get striked if you swear too much
Ozzy Man Reviews: So, I don't exist?
Lannan: *makes video joking about UA-cam striking his channel*
UA-cam: He claimed he’s going to war. Demonetised
Edit: thanks for all these likes
De best2211 it’s a threat!
AGAINST THE GUIDELINES!!!
Lannan*
Reee the lads For the bois nigga shut up
Reee the lads For the bois *Ree the lads for the boys*
Reee the lads For the bois nah I’m kidding lol
That Mount Rushmore photo edit was on point
Lazarbeam: *spends 20mins fixing a photo*
*everyone liked that*
Mr. Doge *except jacksfilms*
jacksfilms liked that.
Mr.doge stop using memes in unfunny ways
That was pretty cool though
Yeet
Lannan: am I the only one who has eatin ants, no?
When Lazar beam ends his video at 9:58
I respect you...
I mean he is not getting payed anyway
Chase Coquet why
@@Sebastian-hq9wj you have to have at least 1 ad every 10 minutes
KEEP THE COUNT AT 69 LIKES ON THIS ONE
aziz hmida facts lol
Lannan: *talks sh&t about UA-cam*
UA-cam: *_NUMBER 2 TRENDING FOR GAMING_*
Lol
Second only to Pewds
Ha i agree
Lol
Bruh
Lazar: try not to get striked
UA-cam: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Not funny
Who can possibly laugh at this unless ur 14 or under
Had to leave it on 169 likes
Didnt laugh tho
fksj hrkv who cares, take a joke
3:21 "threats". LAZARBEAM One second later: don't strike me for that or I'm going to war
Lazar: Try not to get STRIKED challenge
UA-cam: Lets do a little prank
Go back to English class
😂😂😂😂
@@thenoob6746 dude its just a simple spelling mistake...
@@thenoob6746 ur rude
IM SAD POTATO bro start another account and go fuqin crazy until they strike that account, also tell me the name when you start it or ima slap you
Absolute legend mate he was 2 seconds away from a 10 minute video
49 mins ago
True
I think it was intentional
Lets not talk bout the other 1000 stretched videos
3
Lazerbeam: Don’t get striked challenge
Also Lazerbeam: *GETS 2ND IN TRENDING AND IS STILL MONETIZED*
You bloody legend
If his channel does get deleted (with it won’t bc he’s a legend) all he has to do is make another channel and he would get back up there.
But if UA-cam deleted LazarBeam, I’m going to California and go to the UA-cam HQ building and have a talk with them
Yannick Yim 😂😂😂😂ye fam same
Jmking23 I’m going into the building, as angry person and say
Let me have talk you!
Not anymore :'(
i swear he was sweating when the reddit videos popped up lol
Looks at video length*
Me: Did you do it.
Lazar: No.
Me: What did it cost?
Lazar: Ad revenue.
could have said “well that sucks” at the end
omg
LazarBeam: Uploads reddit video
UA-cam: Gaming!
Me: 👁👄👁
Jontempelli ikr
Iii
You choose categories, not youtube
he chose gaming not youtube
He forgot to change it
#2 on trending for gaming
Me: HOW IS THIS GAMING!?
Cause the sport thing it’s a game
😂
BlueFire Gaming And Cards tbh ur not wrong
Challenge is gaining
BlueFire Gaming And Cards ikr
9:20 I can relate. I fractured my hip when I was mountain bike riding in Noosa and fell and broke my hip. My dad, who I was with, made me ride out of the park with my broken hip and it wasn’t for two weeks that I finally got it looked at and I couldn’t play footy for the year.
I was eating frosted flakes when he showed the ants in cereal
Lost my appetite
TGP Husky Like Lannan says Well that Suuuucks
I was eating gummy fruit
I was eating corn flakes
I was a few minutes ago thank god I finished.
Sad
No adds
Less than 10 mins long
No promos or fake giveaways
Ad at the end
*use code lazar*
@@sweater41 I mean ya want him to live don't ya?
Josh I think we all know know them things
@@halomaster515 its not really a promo when your just saying use code lazar:/
plus he isint gaining money hes just getting vbux that lets him buy cosmetics that *DOSENT* let you get a advantage
Lazar: strike me and I’ll start a war
UA-cam: oh that’s against our policies, time for a strike
AWOKEN_DashFlash if he get deleted we are storming ur headquarters screw area 51
Lane this needs to happen
@@lanerutledge6850 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@lanerutledge6850 hell yea! This I can get behind
I’m making this an actual comment plz like
When lazarbeam storms area 51 and sees the aliens
Lazarbeam: *I wAnT fIvE oF eM*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
xD
Yep
You mean Lannan
Lol
When Lazarbeam stops the video 2 seconds before the ten minute mark
There he is, Thats the one
2*
At least it wasn’t 1 second from the ten minute mark
someone losing everything that was inside their house, possibly losing 100s of 1000s of $
Lazar Beam: well that's a nice driveway👌👌
Lazarbeam: shows water melon being smashed
UA-cam: Susan, we’re having fun tonight
Bruh you’ve seen shrek is love shrek is live too
Fellow onionator
:/
@Erick THE BOT
Lol
Karen, I need your help
We've got a strikeable boi on our hands
3:26
UA-cam: he said broke STRIKE
Lazarbeam: get the hidden twitch army
Let's get my newest video to 100 dislikes!! I want you to help me please!❤
T
100... And 69 likes!!!!
Lazerbeam: *Breathes*
UA-cam: I'm About to end this mans whole career
When I saw the one where the dad ran into the truck I instantly thought of the coffen dance song rip
Lazarbeams house: *on fire
*
Lazarbeam: well it’s a nice driveway
He stretched the vid- whoops hold up 9:58
Imagine being 2 seconds away from 10 minutes 😂😂 ur a true one mate❤️❤️
Y u gotta do 10 mins I’ve heard it before
Bob da builder Choochoo ad revenue
I know 😂
@@hbcdfg bc you get less money
3
3:23
Lazarbeam: If you strike me for that I’m actually going to war!
UA-cam: So be it!
Me: Nope u can't do that war is harmful and it will strike ur channel Lanan
Wolfie XD 😂😂😂
Sakura the Inkling yeah I know... replying to the person who commented on my comment 😂
Sakura the Inkling r/whooosh.
TheFerocious Flame r\whoosh
18 million subs! Congrats!!
Lannon: **mentions “reddit” once**
UA-cam:
>:D **reaching for a strike**
True
2018-pewds-vs-T-Series
2019-Lazarbeam-vs-UA-cam
LOL
2017 to present day - lazarbeam vs ttv
Bois we got this youtube u are going down
no its SuperMarioLogan VS youtube
something i am raging at but agree with at the same time...
LazarBeam really ends his vids with 2 seconds until the 10 min mark. Absolute mad lad!
it is 3 seconds get it right m8
@@mooseiscanadian8080 nah it's 2 seconds
Same for me it’s two seconds
2 seconds
Prob 3 on computer, 2 on mobile
this is the hardest challenge yet, even 4 years later
Lazar: if you strike me for that, I’m going to war
UA-cam: that was a threat. Your channel has been striked.
It's not a threat tho it's a statement
I dont know how u got 85 likes
@@Sie9emc r/woooosh
@@someonescat2376 true
His channel has been discombobulated.
Lazerbeam: *exists*
UA-cam: is that like a personal attack or something
Apparently
Lazarbeam: *existst*
UA-cam: HE IS THREATINING US WITH HIS EYES QUICK STRIKE HIS CHANEL AND DEMONETIZE THE VIDEO
LazarBeam: posts
UA-cam:YOU FOOL YOUHAVE FALLEN VICTIM OF MY TRAPS
@@zer0378 Victim to one of the classic blunders*
now thats an avenger level threat!
Made it 2 seconds less than 10 minutes what a legend
Salute this gamer
@@honeybear5342 lol what
.-_.-
Im a crip
is no one going to acknowledge that 9:57 is 3 seconds less than 10 minutes, not 2 seconds?
*yeah k*
UA-cam: Get 3 strikes and your channels gone
Lazarbeam: IwAnTfIvEoFeM
7:50
2019: UA-cam: we cant strike him dammit
2025: UA-cam: hahahah finally we have been waiting
I swear if they remember this video on 2025 and they strike this video just because it's time
Uuuuuuh this vIDeo is strIKed bcoz he MEntioNTIonED HIs broken arm wE CAnt havE Kids goOOOGle brOKen arms urpadUrpA
Surge_ iOS YT omg haha
Lazarbeam: Am I going to get striked?!
UA-cam: *Aha he said it, he said it*
mAtT
The Highest Five yEs SiR ThIS iS mE
Lannan: ANTS ARE DELICIOUS
Also Lannan: Pretty sure eating bees is illegal
@Lwtd15 no it's not
@Lwtd15 f*ck no
@Lwtd15 begone spammer
he said ‘these’ not ‘bees’
Well bees actually have a purpose if there was no bees we would slowly starve to death
If we got over our fear of eating bugs, we'd end world hunger from insect protein alone.
Omg boys
The dreams became true
He is uploading reactions again 😭
The Dreamer 18 I agree
Lazarbeam: wins click smartness competition
Peter griffin: hehe nnneeerrrrddd
How old are you?
2018-Pewds v. T-series
2019-Lazarbeam v. UA-cam
So true
So true 😂
AXEZ Byrd33 yup
so true
Ye man
UA-cam:Three strikes and your channel is gone
Lazarbeam:I waNt FiVe of eM
Lazarbeam: today I'll be family friendly
UA-cam: ThAt's tO FamILY FrIeNdLY
DDG TV *too*
the real cheese Who cares??
the real cheese nobody gives a fuck
UA-cam is so fucking ass it going to streak you 😡
Lazar beam fight UA-cam UA-cam is ass it a ass haed
"Swear too many times"
*Literally every other gaming channel I watch*
Even i swear in my videos
*cough* VanossGaming *cough*
F😑
The one word all Fortnite UA-camrs say f*ck b*tch
You guys are forgetting the main point of the video. Spongebob got yeeted for 60 cents.
52
@@ibesnagz2k764 62
Bob Joney 62 cents
@@marcusvergara6193 A little typo wouldn't change the fact that spongebob got yeeted.
@@absolutelynothing1662 well, youre right, so im not gonna insult you.
Lannan: Is it strike able?!
Also Lannan:If I get strikes, I am going to war
*UA-cam: Gets 200,000 views in only 20 minutes*
*Ninja: Obviously not that famous.*
Brandon Playz HD so hope this is a joke
Brandon Playz HD can u subscribe to me
@@hesupreme6192 stop
@@hesupreme6192 stop get some help
He was doing the meme from the Australian news lol
He tricked UA-cam into making him 2nd on trending for gaming.
So true XD
200 subs With no vids challenge wasn’t even a gaming vid lol
Illusion 100
200 subs With no vids challenge yep
True laser beam the god of mean always find a why to trick you tube
Well if anything happens, we still have LazarLazar (The second Channel) for you to upload on if to many strikes happen
But all teh old vids... what a loss :(
Yea
If a channel gets 3 strikes they get completely exlied from the platform. No 2nd channels or anything
But if that gets deleted, I’m gonna have a big argument with UA-cam
Gibbdiepie it just won’t be the same
I've drank ants before when I decided to drink a soda that's been sitting out for 2 weeks! :(
I found the fortnite guide book by Jason in our public library and it was the greatest book I ever read.
no way
You bloody legend
No the best book is that minecraft guidebook with the sword on the front
Milan6921 no it was the one with the shovel
Wow
lazarbeam: makes a video on not getting striked.
UA-cam algerithum: thats nuber 2 for gaming.
"Ah, you are eating cereal,
*with little bits of PROTEIN* "
That made me laugh
Hi
@@spiderlynn2099 hi
Random Internet Dude i never had ants befor
I ate an ant as a kid
Random Internet Dude he ate ant man
8:04 when you put a cracker on the floor and the next day you see ants
Make a backup channel so if you get deleted you can still make vids for us
Like so lazarbeam can see
he already has one
he already has a backup channel and that channels name is LazarLazar
It’s lazarlazar
He has one
He has one but it is for the content not deserving to be on his main one lol
Lazarbeam: hopefully youtube does not strike me again
UA-cam: Hold my beer
Triston Morgan then UA-cam would get striked（ ＾ν＾）
Triston Morgan beer is against the policies UA-cam WOULD'NT DO THAT
Correction: hold my juice box
Hold on
UA-cam can get a strike for that
UA-cam: Hold my family friendly strike
Lazarbeam: 11M Subs
UA-cam: Im about to end this mans whole career
Me: oh what the strikeable words
Wait for like a mouth it will be 12mil
“You swear to many times you get striked”
TGF:not true
Being a parent in 2019 "it sucks". Parents in 2020 "if only you knew"
Girur
Lol
So only me and lazarbean eat ants dam
@@angelmartine8645 i also accidently ate an ant T_T
Where is Lazarbeam’s channel?
*Gone. Reduced to atoms*
* lazar realises hes famous and makes another channel*
*gets more subs than b4*
lazar: i see this as an absolute win
This is World War 3 between Lazarbeam and UA-cam
Let's get my newest video to 100 dislikes!!! I want you to help me please!❤❤
haha
Lazarbeam: The kind of person to swear while telling people not to swear
Me: read the title
Also me: *Doesn't get an ad on the video*
Well
It’s because it’s less then 10 minutes
@@brendothe1 well that sucks
Its under 10 minutes, jeez people these days
It’s 9:58 minutes
Well that sucks should've made it 2 seconds longer
The Holy Trio:
-The Queen
-Gingy
-Jason
*PERFECTION*
Mr. Banana Boi they would win trios cash cup.
Mr. Banana Boi so true
Jason is so proud of you
U got it wrong its the father son and holy spirt
*Who’s watching this in the morning?* ☀️
What is the time at the moment? 🕰
_Europeans waking up!_ ❤️
The Next Top Gamer 9:15am here! Love your Fortnite gameshow too man ❤️
The Next Top Gamer 8am just woke up
yes
The Next Top Gamer 7:30am! Love your content too
The Next Top Gamer bruh its night where i live lol
My dad had some tea with a lid on it so I couldn’t see inside.I was thirsty and there were a crap ton of ants in it
Pewdiepie: gets striked once
Lazar Beam: Hold My Beer
Thanks for the likes. :)
When lazarbeam goes to Area 51
“FrEsH.”
Jajajajaja
Lmao
2 seconds off the 10 minute mark... rip lazarbeam
RIP lannen
Super Doou he does that on purpose because he wants to make a point that he does not need ad revenue
I thought the ants were choclate chips in my pancakes 14:45
Lazerbeam: I dont want a second strike!
UA-cam: I bout to end this mans whole career
Not funny...
Well 39 other people did
@The Legend Ikr
Right above the comment section it says Remember to keep comment respectful and to follow our Community Guidlines
Susan is watching
Why worry about that. Don't UA-cam have youtube kids. You can't control what people with say
True dat