7:46 I actually did that when I was like 3, my mom was putting my brother to sleep and my dad was still at work, and I was just watching some Dora, and I looked in the cupboard and saw the (Artificial) Maple syrup, and drank like half the bottle and then for some reason I ate an apple after
Just wanted to say thank you. Probably shouldn't let my kids watch your videos, but hey it makes them laugh. My husband was killed about a year and a half ago now. Both my boys ran across some of your videos, and you made them laugh again. It's amazing to see them both smiling and happy. Sure, I'll probably get blasted for letting them watch your videos, but it's great seeing them both happy. So thank you for creating stuff that helped them both get through those difficult times!
I had one of those race car mats when I was younger but one day I vomited on it and it had to be gotten rid of. My parents said it would be cleaned after a few weeks, hoping i'd forget about it because they knew I'd be upset. Many years later I'm still waiting for it.
Windex: at first you smell air freshener in your nose, then it tastes quite bitter and soapy, the texture is almost like lubricant except it’s not as smooth. It’s very hard to keep something that has such texture in ur mouth and not accidentally swallow a bit, so pray that I don’t die on my toilet tonight
Video had a shit ton of tech issues so it may be out of sync in parts but who the fuck looks at my mouth anyway
Shit now thats all I will be able to see
LazarBeam I Do
LazarBeam love your vods
LazarBeam I do.
ok but i still love ya vids
Me watching This in 2020 makes me think that laserbeam should come back to this content
This was the top comment next to a comment with 2.1k likes
@@vegetableoil3037 ikr
@@leesanda77 what?
@@leesanda77 lavarbeam lol
Yup
Who else comes back to watch 2017-2018 lazarbeam?
Good old times...
Yes
yes
Yes
yes
I still love his madden videos
Lannan:"is that saying that his mom is a cow"
Me: wtf went wrong with my life
Unfunny
you....bastard...
:)
6:00
What tigers look like when they're born in alabama.
Sweet home Alabama ^^
that actually good bro
Nah just finished sex
👀👄👀
Look up Kenny the tiger. Arkansas. Lol
0:01 that explains the horse man in the google maps vid...
Wow
Its the lazar cinematic universe (lcu)
Hmmmmm
Is it just me or does Thomas’s theme normally sound scarier than a horror theme.
Please make more videos like this! These were my favorite!
"They go vroom vroom, they go real fast"
Lazarbeam
edit 1: nearly 300 likes and I didnt like it my self 😳
XxGamerxX hahahahahaha
Best Quote ever 2020
I read this the exact time he said that
@@Duckerist same lol wtf
words of wisdom
*hmmmm*
you just copy pasted it.
yep because im 2 fucking lazy to write the whole comment
RedMoon Surface well said
RedMoon Surface fuck you u just coppy paste it we wont get bamboozled..
Know ur channel
6:50 that purple girl is from "Charlie and the chocolate factory" if ur wondering 😂
i gotta confirm we will give you an entire bag of fries at 5 guys
3:05 How Coronavirus entered from China to other countries
Because Chinese people go to other countries
@@caidenearl3986 r/wooooosh
Yes that is perfect😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
@@caidenearl3986 fun fact: Back when the Plauge was around armys weaponized the bodies of the dead by catapulting them into the cities.
Lazarbeam: says hmmmmm
Me: did you voice the one guy from The Dark Crystal
Lol
And Gabe is the king. You, are not. So change your name. And.. R.I.P Gabe the ledgend that exists
Ok that makes sense...... BUT I’m still not changing the name
I can relate because theodd1sout
Lmfao
7:46 I actually did that when I was like 3, my mom was putting my brother to sleep and my dad was still at work, and I was just watching some Dora, and I looked in the cupboard and saw the (Artificial) Maple syrup, and drank like half the bottle and then for some reason I ate an apple after
im the type of person who thinks Mayo works of almost every kinds of food, Doritos? Slap some Mayo. Sausage Rolls? Mayo. Pikeletts? M A Y O
"He has the body of a cow-"
Me immedietly: I have the body of a pig -Grunt-
6:54 i think shes the girl from the willy wonka movie where she chews the gum and becomes a blueberry
Olololol yeah
Facts
Yes
No shit
Hmmmmmm
Just wanted to say thank you. Probably shouldn't let my kids watch your videos, but hey it makes them laugh. My husband was killed about a year and a half ago now. Both my boys ran across some of your videos, and you made them laugh again. It's amazing to see them both smiling and happy. Sure, I'll probably get blasted for letting them watch your videos, but it's great seeing them both happy. So thank you for creating stuff that helped them both get through those difficult times!
I'm late as fuck but I really hope you and your children feel happier after a bit of time.
Oh dang... :( I’m so sorry about that!! I understand...
God bless you guys
Whitney Arrizola damn I just wanted LOLs now I got feels. Hope you and your kids have been coping from the loss.
fake news
Im watching this in 2021 and lazarbeam is still a bloody legend.
I'm watching this in 2021 and I think Lannan should come back to this content.
I'm watching this in 2022
@@timmy9589 lol
6:34 I can confirm that. I work at McDonalds
Well done
You are a cashier or the cook.
What a loser
@@joshsg4338 well if you make a living off of saying stupid things then this must better only thing your bank pays you: 🖕
Shoutout to the guy standing up for low income employees.
1:12 I have that exact playmat too
Like if you have one that looks like it too
Josiah Manitoba me to
Same
You lied >:(
I used to
Same
Watching this in 2021 makes me notice lazarbeam should make more of this content now
I feel so old those race car rugs were my favorite thing as a child
5:07 lazarbeam evolves into his final stage
...A kettle
In America, you pick the milk
In Soviet Russia...
Milk picks you
What is soviet Russia? It is either Russia or Soviet Union °-°
@@kaplan2602 It both XD
It doesn't pick you, he picks us.
In America, bear chase you
In Soviet Russia, You chase bear
In america, you choose the soda.
But in Soviet Russia, the vodka chooses you comrade.
LET OUR MOTHERLAND LIVE WITH THE POWER OF VODKA COMRADES
the first video that got me into lazarbeam but what captivated me the most was the way he made a joke about anything in anyway way
God damn who else wants him to make more Reddit videos
1:17 They go vroom vroom real fast.
I don’t know if you guys know the show, and you probably don’t, but every time he goes “hmmmmmmmmmm” he sounds like chamberland from the dark crystal
I heard it
That's facts
Did you forget to change accounts?
Flame Shotz tru bro
Newscapro
5:58 the voice when he said that phrase along with the photo made me laugh.
4:16 that sound is GREAT
8:58 Lazarbeam sounds like Peter from Family Guy when he says "shut up" lol
TropiK2442 z
Lol
8:59
O ye
he sounds drunk🤔😄
1:19 picture on the bottom should be voldermort
Ye
Dont say his name
Voldermort
Me me quito de
Imagine you're having breakfast with your pet chicken and you eat eggs
I love it when you sound like your a skeksi from the dark crystal going hmm
6:33 Where did he's hand go
Illuminati: stay right where you are
Thanks for likes
Lol
*hmmmmmmmm*
its becuz of de pink screen (joke idiots)
Obi wan Kenobi zz
Brady Nelson I think he knew he just said it for a joke
He didn’t get the Charlie’s chocolate factory reference at 6:50
Also who’s here in 2019
Me
me
Me
Lol ikr
Oh i didnt see that
This was the first ever video I watch of lazarbeam three years ago
I had one of those race car mats when I was younger but one day I vomited on it and it had to be gotten rid of. My parents said it would be cleaned after a few weeks, hoping i'd forget about it because they knew I'd be upset. Many years later I'm still waiting for it.
5:23
"Chuckles" I'm gonna die
Don’t mind us we’re just loading Timmy into a cannon 😂😂
Zzzz L lazarbeam 2019
Damian Torres 2018* this is when it made
*timmy gets yeeted into space*
Now bill is walking out of jail💀
I like how he plays fortunate son with the baby chicken.
6:34 where the f is lazers hand? Hmmm
Thx for da likes
TGDC - The Great Dane Cody no clue
The greeeeen screen cut it out
Wait a green screen?!??!! The queen isn’t behind him!
@@LibShitted way to ruin the fun
@@Dane_TDC Cause Lifes Hard
3:03 predicts season 8
No, no he didn't
@@shnitzle yeah of fortnite
Famous Cryp oh shit dude you right
@@shnitzle r/wooooosh
I agree
Me watching in 2021 I want lazarbeam to do more of this context
Such a bloody good series
8:21
When You Put Vietnam Flashbacks And Then Put Fortunate Son I’m Remembering COD Black Ops S.O.G. Mission
A man of culture as well I see
A real man of culture would think of forrest gump.
Name of the song? Plz
3:42
Disabled guy: oh look a free parking spot for wheelchair(parks and gets off wheelchair) TIME TO GO SHOPPING BOYYYYS
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
....
Gorilla Man85 GET THE TOILET PAPER
I love that his chair is still ripped from when he ate it
Lieutenant Chick paying a tribute to his fallen comrade
1:59 some people are like that but this is my mom. “How do you turn on the flash?”
**Megolavania intensafies**
My blood type is MEMES
I love your name
6:34 his hand gets cut off by the green screen lol
How is he so energetic at 1 am
i watch this 37 times a day
love your effort
Lazar: recording at 1 am
Me in August2020: watching at 4:40 am
Omg ur scaring me I’m doing it too
I’m watching and baiting
at 3 am
They go vroom vroom they go real fast
Lazerbeam really thought that the gatorade was Windex even though they were right in front of each other
0:55 this is in ireland and its really cool to see in person I took a trip ther a few years ago
Windex: at first you smell air freshener in your nose, then it tastes quite bitter and soapy, the texture is almost like lubricant except it’s not as smooth.
It’s very hard to keep something that has such texture in ur mouth and not accidentally swallow a bit, so pray that I don’t die on my toilet tonight
Yum
The Spherical Earth oh god hope you're not being serious
Charlie Jones I survived
K
why do you know how lubricant feels in your mouth?
8:18 omg the music and the picture made the whole clip better 😂
What’s the song
@@furiousdestroyer1236 Fortunate Son
I’m coming back to watch this in 2022 and lazarbeam you need to start doing this again
As soon as the chicken meme came up my brother screamed
6:55 Lazarbeam: I think I found my soul mate
Me: realizes that’s a little girl in the photo
You won a medal for best youtuber of the year
Baby
.... duaaaa
Me watching this in 2021 makes me think lazerbeam should come back to this content
The guy who made those maps sadly died 😢
7:19 when my friend is talking when I'm talking
Me lmao 😂
8:18 I was actually eating hard boil egg
Lmao
...
Messed up bro XD
Me too
And i oop-
*villager noises intensify*
That chick just had an EGGststantal crisis!! Lol
4:17 I Wore headphones with full volume
Burnt ears
So loud
Let's get an f in chat form this man
Too rip ._.
M Y E A R S
Lazarbeam cuts his hand.
6:32
Green screen stupid
Mr.Schnitzel it’s called a joke
I saw that
Mr.Schnitzel ur dum
@@shnitzle r/wooosh
That baby is going to become a centaur.
Lazerbeam:"hmmm"
Me: he sounds like that one skeksies out of the dark crystal
5:12 pause
LIKE
if you get it lol
SmolCookie YT wut
@@adamfoley3449 you dont get it?
@@smcookie get what?
👌
Boi
LazarBeam lol i like how bc of your green screen, your hand disappears at 6:33
True
True
True
Genevieve Whitne
Tfue
Those maps WERE SO AWESOME!!!!
Man I think to find the final one we need blue’s clues
1:13 I LEGIT HAVE THAT IN MY ROOM
Who like
Me to mate
I know i'm late but.... Look at his left hand at 6:32
*hMmHmmhmhMMMM*
Green screen boi
🤦🏼♂️
HHHMMMMMMHMMHMH HMHMHMMHMHMHMMMMHMMM
Sids Tatto And Hot dog parlor r/whoooooosh
AY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That map with the roads that was my childhood I had that one
Me watching this in 2021: why don't he goes back to this content
Lazarbeam: We like fortnite
6:35 OMG LAZARBEAM LOST HIS HAND
😱😱😱
WTF
It’s because of the green screen...
Were messing around
@TooFrickingOP it is the green screen
Everyone would drown if the ocean and land were reversed
well there would be more land and loads of suffocated died fish in the land
Damien Dowling not the ppl on the beach and ppl driving boats
*pulls ou reverse Card*
Fish and other sea animals: Why u bully me *Dies*
Humans: *Gurgle Noise* *Dies*
We have same icons hmmm
'No one needs that much coca-cola' killed me idk why 😅😅
the first one reminded me of the greek myth of king minos and the minotaur
Love your vids man keep up the good work and love your funny content 😘😊
U did not get pinned...sorry
Eddited
wrong guy srry
6:34. Lazers hand was like : peace out
4:17 I was wearing headphone now my ears hurt lol
Lazarbeam “ vaping doesn’t really happen in Australia “ 3 years later
For the mt dew and winded one in a horror game that could be one of the tricks where choose witch one is not the winded so you don’t die
Lannan after every 2 seconds "HMMMMMMMMMMM"
That lady looks better without eyebrows to be honest.
Not gonna dislike but shit no
Hell no
I literally have the exact same mat. Did you buy it in Sydney??
Lazarbeams content Is everlasting
I want to know his current relationship with the queen
They love each other very much.
Darth Vader I don't think I want to trust a with lord sorry
Sexual
Australian Pewdiepie
omg yesssssss
Slastro pewdiepie is a meme killer tho
Its muselk
“Can I rant yes I can it is my channel shut the fu** up” Beautiful
Schop
05:00 that just gave me shivers down to my spine