Matthew Mercer once said...
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2020
- A compilation of some of our favourite Dungeon Master’s quotes as voted by my followers on Twitter!
This is a combination of the two videos I posted to my Twitter so this is not new content.
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MOTHER, I bring news from the WOMB
i swear, sams skits are both horrifying and some of the best shitposting i have ever seen.
Binding of Isaac be like
I just said that in a Space Marine voice in my head and I dont know why
Still my favorite skit
*Yes i am perfection*
i love when Marisha ray does literally anything and Mattew heart eyes mercer gets excited because he remembers that's his wife
Matthew *heart eyes* Mercer is the funniest thing I’ve read since covid
What I desperately need is its a compilation of all the times Matt is a total simp for his wife bc honestly it gives me so much hope for humanity
@@colevu8906 Holy fucking shit I needed this joke in my life and thank you for bringing it to me. I will unabashedly and relentlessly overuse this in the near future. Thank you.
@@dantevalehuntik28 Urban dictionary might help with the details friendo.
@@dantevalehuntik28 SIMP is when you don’t get anything in return. She’s his wife.. overused term.
Marisha: *Breathes*
Mat: "I am the luckiest man on this little planet."
True love right there lol
Glad he loves her because I find her unbelievably annoying.
@@innoden not here to start a fight, so I'll just say that is your opinion and, luckily for Matt, your opinion doesn't matter in this case.
@@Quadraxis oh yes! Wholeheartedly just my opinion! They are perfect for each other. It's obvious. I just don't like her in the game, I guess? As a player? But I'm not married to her lol. No fights here. Don't worry 😉
And thats how you keep healthy relationship
Life is too short to pretend that you don't have a crush on Matthew Mercer.
Unless you're attracted to women. In which case you still have to pretend... :.(
You know we all wait for that wink at the end....
@@stupidrainbo i may be attracted to women, but damn i want his style of hair
Yep yep
bruh, I'm an aroace
Love how he avoided saying High Noon at 3:05
why did he?
@@alycias7345 He’s the voice of McCree from Overwatch, so the rest of the cast tease him for it since McCree’s Ult has him saying “It’s High Noon.”
@@GeneralMrDeath ohh that’s really cool, thanks!!
@@alycias7345 Cause he Voices Mcree, in Overwatch, and in his Ultimate, he says:
It's High Noon
"The sun is high in the sky" - budget mcree
“No gonna say it...but the Sun is high in the sky” that one killed me! Matt was probably DONE with the ‘High Noon’ jokes at that point.
I can't remember what episode it was, but there's an amazing part in C2 where the cast asks him what the time is in-game. He then says "10:27 exactly!" With the most *done* face ever.
You're sitting in your room, watching something on your phone. You're alone in the house, and you hear it.
The long agonizing creak of an opening door, you quickly look to your bedroom door.
It's still closed
Then you hear the sound again.
It's coming from above you.
You look to see Matt Mercer, clinging to the ceiling, emanating the noise.
He drops from the ceiling towards you.
You wake up.
@@captainbirch2.079 god this comment is underrated. I hope that someone makes a matt inspired nightmare mimic demon thing in one of the oneshots
@@captainbirch2.079 lmfao
The time is currently one where the nearest star is centered in the sky
Everyone loves when Matt dotes on Marisha, but I love when he says that he was an annoying kid, how she leans into him. They are the definition of true love.
oh yes, i have a comment on liam's oneshot video which i just wrote all the timestamps of matt and marisha being adorable :D i remember it
@@imjustapoorwayfaringgeek PLEASE tell me which one shot that is. I wanna see the cuteness!
@@Tatchiaz ua-cam.com/video/LHita2t54xY/v-deo.html there you go
No matter how much I hear it, I will never be able to stop the seizing reaction to "MOTHER, I bring NEWS from the WOMB"
Yes, I *am* perfection.
*M O T H E R I B R I N G N E W S F R O M T H E W O M B*
I absolutely lost my shit at that line
Bro I’m laughing just reading it 😂
"This is too many dice for me to roll," is not something you EVER want to hear your DM say.
Exception: When randomly generating treasure.
i said it once and all my players just stopped chatting and looked at me with terror. I didnt roll anything, i just wanted to see their faces :)
I just love how, every time Matt calls Marisha his wife he has that tone of surprise as if he still can't believe that he's married to her in the sweetest way imaginable!
This guy deserves a medal, he really does. For just being such a wholesome, good and decent man!
Yeah, it makes me smile when Matt goes "I love that woman!" after some of Marisha's silliness.
2:36 The confused face of Liam when Matt makes the bottle opening sound does it all for me man, he's just like, "What the, my DM can just do that!?"
Matt is insanely good at making noises its almost unnerving
"past her heaping bosom" still kills me. Laura bailey isn't ever gonna have her humour change.
The best part is the Laura Bailey once said video just came out on this channel and in that video there is a clip of Laura saying “Her chest area” while doing quotes with her fingers which prompts the heaping bosom quote from Matt!
God please do a Taliesin one, I want a it to include all the times that make you go “Wait.... why is this so specific? Has Taliesin done this in real life?”
"Wow, I know too much about drugs" from Monsterhearts one shot
Really, anything from Cinderbrush, just the whole thing
@@alicekravets8584 Lol Taliesin is too good at being a drug dealer. Cinderbrush was a wild fucking ride. Also like... when he was making fake throw up for Molly and escaped from a medical facility I was like “has he done this before? What?”
@@nbv6975 I mean, he's 5000 years old, I think he's done it all
I just want to see all of the times they broke Taliesin. It's a joy watching how giggly he gets.
[Dramatic pause] " . . . And that is where we'll end tonight's session."
Oooh, that’s a classic! 😀
Almost always followed by "NOOOOOOOOO!". Mainly from Laura.
0:35
I love that he says "Look at the dungeon master' and not "look at matt" LOL
Yes! Honestly gives a "look at Dad, who's disappointed in us" vibe versus "look at our good friend Matt, who's disappointed in us" vibe. xDDD
“I’m trying to pinpoint the exact moment I lost control” is almost a mantra for DMs. 😭
The real fun begins when you realise you were never actually in control and just roll with whatever happens
Joke's on you
DMs and control are like Wizards and good Constitution
Never had it, never will
@@thomasnolastname8734 Absolutely. I do like a more random game and it’s all about building the story together. 😊
"You find yourself sloppily disappointing a woman, until you pass out from your own sorrow"
Yup
When the FUCK does he say this and why do I not remember it
@@scepta101 after grog loses the fight to the orc at the arena in vasselheim in episode 17 of campaign 1
@@leighoncullen3135
Old but gold, that arc cemented me as a Critter.
How can you tell if that’s the sound of an actual door opening next to you or just a creepily accurate imitation by Matt Mercer?
That’s right. You can’t.
Just in time for Spooptober
++
Fun fact: all doors by themselves are silent, they only make a noise if they are voiced by Matt Mercer
Matt is a Mimic confirmed?
Is it live or is it Mercerex?
2:07 that moment when Matt said “how do I want to do this?” Is so funny yet so special because it’s very rare that the DM themselves actually decides how to finish an enemy off! It’s brilliant! 😊👍🏻
I remember that episode. He was trying so hard to avoid the NPC getting the kill shot because he knew the rest of them were going to demand he say it.
@@chrisnewman2737 and in the end it’s almost like the dice rolls were saying “No. This time we think it’s about time you get the honour of the kill Matt. You deserve it!”
Which episode was this pls??
@@palekartanvi Campaign 2, episode 87!
@@IrisGlowingBlue thank you 🙏🏼
Liam's reactions to all the sounds Matt can mimic give me so much serotonin
I still enjoy "It's absolute *fu*king chaos," because it's literally exactly how I used to deliver my philosophy to friends as an edgy teen.
omg pls do u know which episode it’s from i can’t remember and i am desperate
YAS! I’m so glad someone else loved that line within this compilation!
I would say that is mine now..but really "It's happening again" is so much closer
Personally, mine is the facepalm
A personal fave is "Welcome, to the majestic clusterfuck that is this evening" after the no intro evening does in fact have an intro
Which episode is the one with no intro? I may need to GIF that comment for future use...
@@samuraiko Campaign 1, Episode 54 (The Belly of the Beast)! I could also make ample use of such a gif!
This gem from whenever his players roll a bunch of 1s and 20s in a single episode
“You know there are other numbers, right?!”
Also
“Jesus Christ Taliesin!” whenever Tal activates his powers as a dice god and rolls like five or six Nat 20s in a row
That was C1E50 I think? It had the grog incident then like 50 others
Well just in general really
Or a 2 ;)
@@imphie A F-ing 2
The butt flap incident was the best one of those. Talisen 100 to 0s a dude, and shouts "Your soul is forfeit" all while rolling like 4 nat 20s gaining his grit back every time.
2:54 is my favorite, Matt waiting for the lightning to strike to add to the suspense then the groups collective WHA- is just priceless
What episode was that
Oh yeah I never noticed that
@@horrordancer541
Gotta be like episode 98 or 99, the last one before COVID.
The "Six hit point?" "She's a baby" quote in the tweet at 1:31 is from Sam and Matt on Talks Machina talking about Kiri, not the "It's a baby" from the Manticore episode. Both are great quotes though :D
I wanted to say that too.
I loved his impression of a wyvern-turned-rabbit squeaking in surprise then plummeting to its watery doom a couple miles below. Edit: I also love how his entire body language changes for each character he plays.
Reminds me of when they met Dr. Dra and he held his arm up the whole time and the others just went "What are you doing?" "He's leaning" or something like that.
Marisha storming off after having her money stolen is still one of my favourite moments in the show, it never fails to make me laugh😂
Do you happen to remember roughly what episode it is? I feel like I've seen it, but I'm not actually far into campaign 2, which it looks like that clip's from...
@@Dynme it’s episode 24 of campaign 2!
@@kandi756 Thanks!
Oh weird I just watched Travis and Ashley’s randomly from recommended and this got uploaded.. good timing, great content!
same!!
it was fate!!
Me as well! ^.^ Highly enjoyable, these.
Wow, me too
The algorithm is working overtime. Me too.
I need a compilation of Matt apologizing to all the sponsors who had Sam do their ads. The video would be like 30 minutes long and so worth it.
While there are too many great quotes to count and we got the offshoot of this, we're missing Matt's #1 signature phrase that forever changed every game of D&D across the world by setting the standard of what a DM must say every time a player slays the big boss.
"How do you want to do this?"
I mean, how you do I want to do this is way more funny
@@FatalHog how you do I lol
That "yup..." is the closest I've seen Matt to absolutely losing it. You can tell he had this whole shit planned and Laura - the genius she is - managed to sidestep ALL OF IT
The chat lost its mind. It was epic moment. Tal look like he was going to have his head explode.
I think I shall make a blueberry cupcake a McGuffin in my next campaign...
i just love Liam cackling "look at the dungeon master" like a king pointing at a foolish jester
"The Amaranthine Abloubliebleble! What is wrong with me? Get out of here! Run!"
I love how you cover a CERTAIN PERSON THAT WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF, with the quotes.
i reFUSE to have him on my page xx
im confused by this?
Are we talking about the funny singing man?
i believe that we all agreed that a giant Alter Memory was placed on every single critter just to erase someone out of existence.
@@Wolfog_ Figured it out. The man who made/played Tiberius Stormwind.
special mention to "elements of" "in the process of" and "toothy maw"
and don't forget "entity"
See also, “proper”
Cacophony
"... were on their way to ..."
"Ascertain"
We need a part two for sure. Especially with that himbo sorcerer Dariax from EXU. Like the moment Aabria says “Matthew Mercer how do you want to do this?” and his pure reaction.
What!? That's incredible! And it would be Aabria who goes for the gut like that. xD
Just his casual “I love that woman” made me go awwwwww
the 2 best are the bottle opening noise that blows liams mind and the "yup.." after the cupcake, cos you can see hours of work just drain from his face in a second...we love matt.
"Roll a perception check for the love of GOD!" ifk why this is my favorite
@purplerains 2:46 it looks like the first campain before ep 27
The best "i'll allow it", though, is the one Sam says with him at the same time with the exact same cadence. It sounds like a weird chorus effect. It's at the beginning of the VM campaign; can't remember which episode
"look at the dungeon master!" has the same energy as calling your teacher "Teacher"
The "I don't need to sleep, ever." hit different.
I think Sam's compilation would be too long to fit on UA-cam 💀
"Ah yes, the masterdebater"
"I'm Yelping it."
"Oh, but I counterspelled it at eighth level... oooh..."
If tasha's hideous laughter actually killed, we'd all be dead from Sam's puns.
“I used my last magic poo to look at my daughter...”
My FAVOURITE Mercer quote that I cannot for the love of god find right now is "Garlic! Good for cooking.....and for keeping away....VAMPIIIRE" and Laura goes "*gasp*"
One of my favorite things about Crit has to be watching Matt and Travis both being so I’m love with their wives.
2:55
Matt: “let’s go ahead and roll initiative”
Entire party: *"WHAAA-”*
i am not that far into campaign 2 yet, so seeing Matt dressed up in McCree Cosplay saying „oh no...“ just had me hollering waaay too loudly
No "WHAAAAT IS A WHALE?!"
What is this *_heresy_*
No but seriously, I love these videos, I look forward to the next ones :)
one of the best things Trinket has said!!!
"I hate you so much, Travis *laughing*" count. Hahaha
*sneakily rolling dice and Travis notices*
That moment when Matt whispered to Taliesin and he faked a surprised reaction
"It was named the Mercer beard...then I KILLED it"
In one of the battle royales where Matt got excited when Travis said he was gonna pull out 5 cards from the Deck.
"Nice"
Just listing whatever comes to mind. Don't mind me :)
Half of these are just his uncanny sound effects and that's very fitting. The one where he does a perfect bottle opening sound is so great, especially because of Liam's reaction to it. But the Trinket noises will always be my favorite
No "it's a chair"?
"I'm not going to say it, but the sun is high in the sky." has to be my fav.
Dude even at disadvantage rolling 3 nat 1s in a row is insane!
Yeah....
Really love that he still voices Trinket in the show. He does bear noises so well and it's just perfect
What an absolute treasure of a human being
I think my favorite critical role quote of all time is “mother, I bring news from the womb” and it’s not even from the actual game 😂
"Welcome to the Mighty Nein!"
I was expecting 20 mintues of "Toothy Maw"
I think the entire DM community can say that our theme song is “It’s Tough to be a God”.
There's nothing quite like Matt Mercer avoiding saying "High Noon" as though the very words would instantly end his life.
I came here because I’m a fan of his work as McCree in OW and Levi in AoT, but now I think it’s time for me to go become a fan of Critical Role. Seems like a wildly good time.
You really should. It's so fantastic.
If you want a taste before, I suggest some of the unrelated one-shots to see how they handle things. But if not, Campaign 2 is a great place to start (or Episode 26 of Campaign 1 for... reasons).
@@GZilla311 I just finished episode 1 of campaign 2, and I am loving it so far! Their group dynamic is so enjoyable to watch!
I am now onto c2e41, and I am in LOVE !! starting a campaign with my friends in the fall !!
Matt: Is it Thursday yet?
Liam: Yes.
... I mean... he's not WRONG, per se.
I was waiting for any scene from the fireplace incident at their home, but maybe the marisha one will have it.
Either I was out of breath or “roll a perception check, for the love of God” made my heart deflate for a second
It hurt 😂 I love that line so much
We need more "my wife" moments from Matt. It's really cute when he says it
THIS. THIS is why Matt is more than just a DM. It's like he actually lived in these worlds.
In reference to the evening nip and leaking tap... I think the players were getting them mixed up and I just realized that the leaky nip and evening tap are much MUCH more suggestive bar names that matt probably was REALLY not wanting them to start talking about on air.
A friendly reminder that this is the guy who voices both McCree in Overwatch, and Jotaro Kujo in the English dub of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.
And, Leon Kennedy in Resident Evil 6 -- without such game, this show, Critical Role, would not exist.
You're welcome.
"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment I lost control of this" oh Matt, you believed you were in control that's so damn adorable
I can now only see Leon S. Kennedy as a nerd and jock at the same time as Matt yells "WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME FANTASY FOOTBALL" while dressed as a wizard.
Imagine, what if all the sounds we've heard in our lives is just Matt doing a voice over over everything.
The "six hit points?!" "she's a baby!!" one was actually him and Sam talking about kiri in a talksmachina episode
the same episode where marisha pops a rib from sneezing, matt watches her in pain and mouths 'i love you' and my heart melts for that couple
"There can be a witch fight, Sam! I got rules for this shit! It's in the book!!"
I love how the text box moves around the screen. Except for every scene that had Orion in it in which case it was always directly over his face. XD
I was surprised there was no mention of “Ichor” in any of these
Or "toothy maw"
Now we need an hour long compilation of him saying "toothy maw"
i never thought i’d be so smited for note having ONE quote i think i better
So how long would the entity supercut be then?
I loved it when he, in the most serious tone, said all birds were assholes (or something super similar)
“How have you survived to level 12!?” Is my new favorite line.
Also, is there a facepalm compilation?
Watching this is like watching a group of friends have fun without you ಥ‿ಥ
“You want there to be a witch? There can be a witch, Sam! I’ve got stuff for this in this book!”
"Shiver and Queef" Absolutely needs to be added.
Every time Matt does a scary accurate sound effect, I find myself pausing to try and do it myself.
having a voice actor as a DM is such a wonderful experience!!
I am sad that the talks machina where Mercer shouts "I KNOW" after Sam mentions they keep bringing Kiri into battle isn't here.
I am happy that there were so many other great moments that I had forgotten about that I could see again.
The look of absolute love and adoration as he watches his wife stick candy canes up her nose
Any of his impressions of other cast members or sound effects. Sometimes it’s eerily good and other times it’s really not. My favourite was probably when he played Kiri and said “I’s sharp,” trying to sound like Beau but Laura and Marisha immediately roleplayed that it was perfect and that Beau just naturally sounds like a man.
I just love the "...yup" in response to that infamous cupcake.
COMING THROUGH WITH SOME P E R F E C T CONTENT
DM: This is too many dice for me to roll.
D&D Player: _call of cthulhu intensifies_
(Shadowrun bursts in with a dump truck full of d6's)
One time I said this as a player and the DM just shrugged and said it's dead.
I assume this was the keyfish incident?
These are absolute gifts, these videos. I hope you know that.
"Mother I bring news from the womb." is just perfect
At 3:08 Matt trying so hard to not say it’s high noon is the funniest thing
You forgot to extend that one part with "Don't you do it, Laura", where he explains that everything looks good when you write something until you have to say it to one particular individual and then you're like "oh, no".
Also, the Auditors -> Otters confusion.
(0:58) I'm just imagining rehydrated Ganondorf saying this, and now I can't unsee it. XD
love you just casually covering orion with the reply boxes lmao
I just wanna say I love all of these, keep em coming please. Thank you!
This needs a part two with at least shiver and queef and Arawra
This just added YEARS to my life. Thank you so much!
I don't know if anyone caught it but I find it hilarious that any time "you know who" from campaign one was on screen you made sure that the quote covered him up. Had me rolling when I noticed it and gods if it isn't deserved.