Waiting For STD Results vs Hearing "We Need To Talk" | Squadd Cast Versus | Episode 42| All Def
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Episode 42
This week we debate
Waiting For STD Results vs Hearing "We Need To Talk"
Frie vs Chips
Losing Your Dream Job vs Losing Your Dream Spouse
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If someone tells me “We need to talk”, I’m replying “Yes we do.” Because I’m not dealing with that anxiety alone. 😂
That’s smart😂
😂😂😂
Best fucking response to that, yes!!!
You are so wrong!!😂😂😂😂
That’s a good tactic. Imma start using that
Tahir: We're gonna get on with this next topic .. right after this.
Me: *Double-tap Double-tap Double-tap Double-tap Double-tap*
Lol I'm sorry Tahir but there's only 3 ppl I can watch with the ads nostalgia critic, Poudii and primm hood movies
On god😂😂
I feel this lol. I usually skip or start reading comments like this one
(Shameful snickering)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 naw but forreal
Tahir has to be at least 23% cinnamon
😁😂🤣
CINNAMON?!?! 😂
😂😂😂😂 I canaaaaat
And 30% brown sugar
37% Ginger
The way Kevin talks about Melissa is so poetic. Like he truly truly loves her.
He was like "we got the same forehead?!... Adultery" 🤣ik he wouldn't cheat tho
He does. He absolutely does. Kev is devoted to his family, I do not know him personally but the way he talks about his wife and kids and other family members shows the level of love he has for them. And Tahir puts up a front, but he adores his wife and kid too, it shows.
Squadd Cast... making Monday's worth getting up for since 2019. 😂
They did this before the pandy....never knew
You not getting up for work on mondays?
right? everyday i come back home from work, nothing beats just putting squad cast and getting in bed.
Aye 😂
Yes ma’am!!!!💯💯💯
The way Zainab eloquently gathered Pat about his answer on the final topic was so attractive. The way she communicates explicitly and conveys her thoughts you can tell she emotionally mature 😍😍😍😍😍
She is definitely the definition of black excellence . Pat was so deep in thought
I felt like she tried too hard to keep coming for him. Everyone knew he was joking and she kept trying to seem like she had more "depth" to herself than him.. The labels stuff was right, other than that, she did a lil too much trying to prove some of those points. Just IMO, she is beautiful tho.
@@justynjoseph1556 I can see what you mean but i think pat was being genuine in that last conversation about marriage and she also genuinely wanted to understand him and then share her own thoughts since it was an open discussion basically
@@justynjoseph1556 idk of she was trying to *seem* like that.. more like that’s how it comes off or how it *is* lol they can have real convos on here.. and they do. it’s not all jokes
And this is why Zainab is out here looking like the somebody's Nubian Queen...because she reads the labels on food! I read the label and still get the junk regardless lol
I second that
There needs to be a video of every time Pat makes a Chinese joke just for Meg to say I’m Korean!! Lmao
sun dae They could slick make that a “fuck you Pat” merch promotion.
Lol pat would canceled so badly if that compilation came out 😭😭
😂
@Jasz Jonez Gamez
ok but this new woman reminds me of kelly rowland. she’s gorgeous
I thought the same!
I'm liking that forehead
Yes she is
🔥🔥🥵
I just came back cause I’ve been watching Upload (on Amazon’s prime) for two season and realized SHES ONE OF THE ANGELS
No lie, I be dreading Mondays but this saves it
Facts! Great choice to release this on Mondays
It really does start the Monday off in a good way!
These here are the facts.
I've been up since 6am for no reason until this came out and now I have a reason im up
My wife just said "You love the challenges?"
I answered "It's bout when they veer off topic."
I legit erupted with laughter when Pat said “Have you ever seen a ghost in here Kev 👀” 😂😂😂😂
If you watched the whole episode, Tahir as a horse named "Cheese Biscuit" has me cracking me tf up 😂😂😂
At first I didn’t get it, but then I remembered that horse name Seabiscuit.
😂😂😭
I was crying "Mr. Bread" and "Cheese Biscuit"
At 3:43 when pat realizes Kev’s about to roast Tahir.. he goes from a look of confusion to the most devious smile 😂😂😂
I love when he does that!! 😂😂😂
He made that “you like crabby patties dont you” face
🤣🤣✌
Thanks for pointing that out, it was hilariously adorable 😂
I love love love how self aware and vulnerable Kevin is with his emotions and relationship with liss. The things he’s learned and the ways he’s changed and evolved for the positive- really admirable. Not a lot of men are willing or able to do that.
Keep messing with tahir, he's going to get superpowers where his freckles spell out the words he can't say
😂 What?! 😂😂😂
😩😩🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOOO BRO
Hahaha such a funny visual 😂
Wasit what??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought the lady on the right was a screensaver until she started talking! She's so perfect! 😍😍😍
I was just about to say this. She's beautiful.
Isn’t she tho? N funny af!!!
Like ridiculously gorgeous
😂😂😂 she is really pretty.
Look up her stand up, she is funny AF!
Tahir is actually right. Each sibling, even though they have the same parents, has different amounts of the same ethnicities.
How? That doesn’t make sense if they got the same exact parents... lol educate me
Our siblings dont look exactly the same as us, why is that? because they have varying dna. Most genes come from your ancestors, just like you may get you fathers height and your sibling may get your mothers height, that's different dna. It's simply science, if you and a sibling take a dna test the results will not be exactly the same.
That’s right. I don’t look like either of my parents, but I do look like my grandmother’s sister. Genetics have unpredictable outcomes.
Xan Mahogany my bro and I did dna tests, we had completely different percentages of the same ethnicities. I’m not sure of the exact science behind it, but each sibling takes different traits from parents. That’s why a sibling can look more like your mom or your grandmother, rather than you looking more like your maternal grandfather or mother.
Xan Mahogany there are thousands of genes in a human being. the probability of him having the same genes as his brother (who isn’t a twin) is very slim. he could possibly have more asain and less nigerian in him, or even some other race that his brother doesn’t have.
Kev ancestry test would say 99% head
Edit: Meg ancestry test would say 99% shoulders
💀
😂😂
Zainab ancestry test would say 100% gorgeous
Kingpyth0n facts
Tahir's would say 99% gums... 🤣
I’m here to start the thirst party for Zainab. Lord Jesus talk about a pinnacle of beauty.
Bald or hair she fine!!
Yessss
Saw her in the thumbnail and said ohhh my GAWWWD
Son!...that smile killed me.skin tone...everything...
Her voice is so attractive 😍😍
They didn't even acknowledge how spot on kev's objection jargon was spot on!! Lmao
😂😂😂😂it was on point tho
Fam, it was prefect.
Who is this woman? She’s beautiful! 🍫🤎
Zainab! She’s going to do a set on Keep Your Distance this Friday. Get yo ticket!
And yes she’s gorgeous. 😍
Jordan Gaddis right I thought she was Kerry Washington or something?💀
Floyd Jackson 😂😂😂
So fine pat had to let her know he Nigerian
Zainab got that royalty vibe, watching easygoing jesters do their work
When the dream spouse topic came up and the guest asked Meg if she was married I was waiting for Kev to jump in. She gave him the greenlight without even knowing it,
Mans tahir wrote in the description “frie vs. chips” hey Tom 😂
🧏🏿♂️
Hahaha its still there!!
Yall are ruthless
Yoooooo lmaoooo
Bro he’s done that like 10 times 🤣🤣
If you're not going to announce the guest, at least put their names on their videos. A great opportunity to promote KYD in the description.
I'm currently 21 minutes in and still don't even know her first name, much less who she is or where she came from at all.
Yessssssaaaaa! Gosh!
Hi you're right.... They probably figure y'all know her by now. And especially since she on the next comedy show. But you're right they still should introduce guess. Not everybody watch every from the Squadd personal content
Jordan Yates I got through an hour of the video and I still don’t know who’s she is
Her name is Zainab Johnson... but yes they could've intro'd her in the beginning. Lol good show though
Tahir’s Ancestry is 33% black 33% red, and 33% polka dot 😂😂
🤣🤣Got damn, he was conceived on a roulette table.
justright4b 😂😂😂 I’m dead I ain’t even think of that. Nailed it 😂😂
😂
justright4b a damn roulette table?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1% leprechaun
My girlfriend and her brother took an ancestry test (same mom and dad) and their results WERE different. The places and ethnicities listed were the same but the percentages werent at all.
Pats brother mention that if you are brothers you don’t have to but if you are brother and sister you may have different.
You CANNOT claim a siblings test results, even if you have the same parents. Ethnic percentages can vary greatly. And It has nothing to do with gender.
Percentages are going to be different even within siblings. It's simple genetics
All the conflicting responses made me curious so i did some research. Your genes are always distributed randomly from your parents.Male or female (referring to the persons sex) brothers or sisters it will always be different. Apparently Twins even have differing DNA codes (its not much though)
Zainab out here opening minds and dropping knowledge. Great episode.
Also Zainab?? What a fuckin name
I saw the Kev pregnant joke coming and still almost lost my job laughing so hard. The silence after took me out. LMFAO!!!
Pat reminds me of when you take the mustache off Mr. Potato head.
😂
😂😂😂
This was the most mature jewel dropping squadd cast ever..much respect
Lol omg I thought Patrick really took a DNA test🤣 if they’re full blooded brothers they would have the same mix, but each sibling can have varying amounts of each ethnicity. I am 53 percent indigenous/East Asian but my sisters only said 47.5.
Side note: I swear I thought mixing hot sauce with the chips was a Hispanic thing😂 I ONLY eat chips with my Valentina hot sauce! Sometimes I’ll add lime juice.
I'm glad that I found someone else that said it.
Tossmaru I honestly thought my sister and I would be the exact same since we have the same parents, but watching interviews with the geneologists behind DNA tests helped me understand the science behind why each sibling will have different numbers, even if they’re full blooded.
We grew up eating chips and hot sauce
Lana it’s sooo goood!
Lana yeah it’s not just a New York thing
When he said "Goldie who?"
You seen all they faces heard the clock.
Hilarious!
ndagger8 like “damn we old”
@@siaravanexel7833
It happened to me years ago.
I've adjusted 2-3x since. Lol
I love Zainab’s energy and presence! I can’t to see her at KYD this week!! 🤗
I love my beautiful people. I pray the Lord continue to bless and protect you all. (The squad and everyone watching this) 🙏🏽
Meg bringing up Tahir’s horse teeth remind me of when Doboy said the Adidas logo look like Tahir’s hoof 💀💀💀💀
Pat looks like he has on a permanent snapchat filter
Cuz he's always gorgeous 😍
Pat looks so uninterested during the spouse talk😂😂
He said it before 😂😂😂 "all that sound beautiful but im still not conviced."
This STD conversation is so problematic. Just get tested, don't self examine.
Yes, you can have an STD and show NO SYMPTOMS.
I like how Tahir change his voice for the ads 😂😂
DAMNNNN ZAINAB SO FINEEEE 😍 the glow! The face! The smile! The look!
*She’s usually right but Meg is 100% WRONG!! SIBLINGS WITH THE SAME PARENTS WILL NOT HAVE THE SAME EXACT ETHNIC PERCENTAGES. One sibling could be 55% Nigerian, 33% Sierra Leonean, and another sibling “same parents“ could be 30% Nigerian, and 0% Sierra Leonean. You cannot just claim a siblings results!! It’s so much blissful ignorance around this topic, but research it. Or take a test with your full brother or sister and see how different the results are.*
Your mama lying 🤣
How
@@keebler91411 Sperm and eggs don't carry the same equal amounts of dna, it's the reason why a couple might have kids where their hair and skin are different tones or textures
So technically you're right, but the siblings are still equally descended from the same people. Remember, these ancestry test actually aren't a specific genetic ethnic make up; what they do is compare your DNA with people from different regions and find similarities. So if you test 25% Igbo or something, thats not saying you're for sure a quarter Igbo, but rather that your DNA is compared to the DNA of other people with known ancestries and their is a 25% similarity.
Also importantly, ancestry DNA tests don’t tell you where each member on your family tree lived. Instead, they tell you how much of their DNA you’ve inherited.
That’s why siblings can get different reports from DNA ancestry services (even though they share the exact same relatives).
The only people who would be genetically the same are twins that come from the same egg.
Are they.....ever gonna introduce the guest? Lmao
As a Brit, the whole fries and chips debate was confusing as hell to follow😭😭
" you had a stomachache all weekend... we can't trust what you say"
I heard you Pat! "Are you a plant mom?" 😂 Bless your heart.
0:49 Pat says something racist to Meg every week. Can’t help himself.
What was racist that was said??
Saying megs Chinese when he dam well knows that she is Korean it’d be like saying ohh you’re just black and not Nigerian....
@@TheHomieNess Bad example, but I get whatchu tryna say. 😏
So what? It was an obvious joke and it didn't put us down in any way. Patrick's asian jokes are so inoffensive, it's ridiculous to call out when there are people who are actually anti-asian racists like big irish jay
lawin Why do you to think he’s racist?
Whoever looks at this comment can you pray that i get a into all the hbcu’s I applied to🙏🏾 Thank you NCAT 25’?
Done and Amen. Its gonna happen 🙏
Prayers Up Young!
We got you fam. Prayers is going up so Blessings can come down!
Got you!
Aggie pride
I love Zainab!! She brought such intelligent conversation and her confidence! Yes!
The cat litter joke was funny meg 😆
It was hilarious lol. I don't know why they played her like it was corny
No it wasn't...
"are you a plant mom" times 3
That 34% white is really showing on pat's upper lips 😂😂😂
It's like white up top and black on the bottom. Lmao
I can relate to him my lips are the same way!!
Yo Tahir a real one for going ghost hunting👏🏾
Tahir really jumped in and used Titty Tape to interrupt Kev's gems lmaoooo
This was a 1 hour therapy session for Pat 😂
Pat: "They're adorable, they're the best... Nope don't want it." That was hilarious!!!
Zainab is speaking my heart with the chips!! Lol
Patrick's mustache got like that in a freak blunt accident😭
Someone did a firecracker blunt prank 😂
Fr?
Zainab has a very majestic look about her. I think she's been here before.
SHE TEACHING US ALL. WHERE Y'ALL FOUND THIS QUEEN AT?
tahir is right, siblings don't always have the same percentages.
True, but I think Meg was saying the places would be the same. Like, Pat might have expressed more white or Nigerian "genetics" in his results, but the list of countries would be the same and the percentages would be in the general vicinity of his brother's.
He is right, I don’t see why they don’t see his point lol just cause y’all got the same parents don’t mean the percentage is going to be the same or that you will even have the same regions of dna as dna is a random. Example one sibling may have Japanese, European, Ghana dna and the other sibling with same parents may have all that minus Ghana and have Indian dna.
@@IBBMS and that's not necessarily true either. You can not inherit an ethnicity, especially those that are minor.
@@nanastudios2045 meg likes acting like she knows everything
This is just giving where your from for siblings it would be the same
My Nigerian king pat... and I'm glad tahir is back
This woman is gorgeous! She gives me Melissa and Farran vibes! All y’all need to take photos together tall chocolate 🍫 women
this podcast is even becoming educational. i always learn so much after an episode 😭
@@breebreeturner thank you :')
funny Tahir looked into Pat's future - I've been sitting here looking at Pat and Zainab and considering the possibilities...🤔🤔🥰
An hour and a half of pure greatness. I always get excited when we get longer vids. Thanks guys and Zainab is beautiful!!
The girl with the headress looks so royal, she's so beautiful it's worth watching to see her smile
Such a good talk about losing your dream spouse.
I actually can't wait until Patrick experiences real love.❤ Just listen to the way Kev talks about Melissa!(: He's so in love.
Zainab was SUCH an amazing guest, I loved this episode. Different from the norm, but so so so interesting to listen to. Loved this!
Tahir should delete “literally” from his vocabulary 💀😂😂 it seems like a struggle every time he says it.
My brother used to put hot sauce on his chips ALLLL THE TIME lol it’s not just a New York thing
She went from 1 of 3 people to 1 of 2 people. I was waiting for her to be like f* it, everybody got herpes lol.
Andre Ricardo Bryant nah bruh. You can’t say just about everybody. Maybe a lot. But I feel like the people that have it would say “everybody”.
Pat not acknowledging his white side is hysterical. Lol whitest Nigerian king ever
1. We need to talk is the worst
2. Hella hard to select, fries top
(dislike Pringles flavors too - original o n l y)
3. Losing my dream spouse. If I ever find one. That's would hurt forever.
I been binge watching Brooklyn 99 and saw Tahir on a season 5 episode!
Me too!
At the food truck lol
I was like is that. ..yep, he's out there
I’m just too suspicious of these DNA/ancestry things. I feel like they are more novelty than anything.
Me too! More like “for entertainment purposes”
I can see where you get that from, some do treat it as such, but for most black people I think knowing where you come from is a way to get back information that was stripped away from us during slavery.
It is and they own your dna after you take the test.
Can u guys make her a regular PLEASE!!? She is smart and very likable
She made it less funny for me but that’s my opinion
Moebanggga agreed!!!! I don’t need to feel like I need to take anything serious watching this. Ain’t nobody coming here for Whateverthetopicis 1101 🙄
@@bradley3rdgen not all of their audience can be vapid though lol
I agree!
“Have you ever seen a ghost in here, Kev..”
👁👄👁
“What? No..”
“Ever?!”👀
🤣🤣🤣
Tahir ad reads be 15 mins long lmao
I skip them😂
@@tiffanyp7670 i be tryin! i be tapping the little skip ahead 10 second joint on my phone and there he is still
@@kjdog102 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know they gotta see in the analytics how much we skip lol
@@kjdog102 Right! Have to tap like 20x to get rid of him 😂
These are literally a part of my Monday morning routine now. 😁I really appreciate these.❤️
He’s literally struggling to say literally
Little League 😆
Lit Tally
📲 ?
Little Lee
Nobody really isn't going to bring up Rally's/Checkers fries? They have the best fries over anybody.
They really don’t lol. At all. Not even top 3-5
@@dorianfrancis2948 must mean you eat trash fries then.
YES! I need more Zainab in my life! I love seeing her in more content with the squadd. Looking forward to her set Friday for Keep Your Distance.
the dream job vs dream spouse question makes me wonder why ppl even have crushes on Pat, like.....you see exactly what it is
Zainab needs to be on more often. She’s great for keeping everyone closer to the topics at hand. And she can balance her humor and seriousness. That’s why I feel like this episode was more substantial than others.
I feel like going for your dream spouse, I feel like you relying too much on someone giving you happiness. You don’t need other people to make you happy honestly. Having a dream job can open so many things
Pat’s facial hair is so distracting 😫😂
Edit: hot sauce on chips is an everywhere thing 🤤🤤🔥🥵
It's the lighting and white background because on the Wording is Hard video bruh was looking good
Also, actually, Meg is wrong; Pat may have different results b/c they picked up different genetic markers. ***SO PAT, IF YOU ARE READING THIS IT IS WORTHWHILE TO DO YOUR OWN ANCESTRY DNA TEST!
I be trying to tell people. Like you look different from your sibling why do people think it would be the same. Me and my sister have the same mom and dad. She is more Nigerian like my mom and I'm more Cameron like my father. But me and my mother are 91% African but my sister and dad are 90%. I just don't get thinking it would be the same when you don't look exactly the same. But even twins have slightly different precentage.
I was thinking EXACTLY this. Thank you.
So you're right, but your not "much more Cameroonian" than your sister, the test simply indicates more similarities with Cameroonian genetic markers. In fact, if you take another companies test, likelihood is you'll be a different percentage Cameroonian!
That's because these ancestry test actually aren't a specific genetic ethnic make up; what they do is compare your DNA with people from different regions and find similarities. So if you test 25% Igbo or something, thats not saying you're for sure a quarter Igbo, but rather that your DNA is compared to the DNA of other people with known ancestries and their is a 25% similarity.
Also importantly, ancestry DNA tests don’t tell you where each member on your family tree lived. Instead, they tell you how much of their DNA you’ve inherited.
That’s why siblings can get different reports from DNA ancestry services (even though they share the exact same relatives).
So you're mom is almost certainly not part Scandinavian and has no viking ancestors lol, but rather her DNA shares whatever percent with other people' DNA who were ethnically Norse....and the fact that neither your sis or you picked it up further shows how ancestry tests are pretty poor at determining who your actually ancestors were!
Pat said “love is cool and all..but this CONTENT THO!!”👁👄👁
Omg !! That QUESO ruffle is soo fire !! Whenever I see it at the store I have to grab a couple ! It’s way better than the regular sour cream and cheddar !
They use to have the candy cigarettes with the fake smoke. They was really marketing towards kids making smoking look cool. My parents wouldn't let me have that candy
Those made me think I was so grown!!
Lets just appreciate how gorgeous Zainab is. Her skin is FLAWLESS
A strong black woman from Georgia...Pat come holla at me 😉
I 100% agree that nachos with Doritos is fire 🔥
When they tell you they gon beat yo ass when you get home, that's a sad wait. No matter how much fun you were having, the whole mood changes 😂😂😂😂
Maaan the absolute excitement I have for Monday mornings because of this show is real. The guest host is dope af too.
Y’all please tell Tahir to stop saying littlelee (literally)😂😂😂
Zainab is such a lovely woman! She should be a guest on the show more often. Beautiful woman and a beautiful mind. Love the energy.
Patrick mustache look etch-a-sketched on. 🤣🤣👀
I hope to see her back, she reads stuff that I don't so she definitely adds a bit to the show for me
if you think about it squaddcast is like great taste when they did mj vs beyoncé
Yeah it is it’s jus changed a lil but it’s the same thing they jus argue 2 points instead of like 5. Or 6 different topics
I was thinking about this the other day glad someone else sees it
Tahir is right. Pat you will have different percentages than your brother. Think about it like scooping soup 🍲. Even if it comes from the same pot you will get different amounts of chicken, carrots, and noodles. One scoop might not have carrots at all.