What's Worse; Spending A Night At Tahir's House vs Pat's House | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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Tahir the type of dude to stand in your doorway in the middle of the night with a silk robe on...asking you if you need anything 😂😂
For sure lol
😂😂😂
I cant get that image outta my head now 😂😂
Right!!! He might make it a lil awkward, but u'll be comfortable af! 😂
@@18missmm he’d come in your room to fluff your pillows with his chest out 😂😂
When Kev turned around to show the other bandages.....I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right! He did the most to prove he was hurt 😂😂😂
I love how he didn’t deny the loose pets or loose women but vehemently denied not having hand soap lolllllll
Lmfaooo . He wants to make sure we know he got soap!
Vehemently lmfaoooooo 😂
hell the other 2 have been proven, they just don't have hard facts on the soap and towels 🤣😂
@@LaysiaPrincess😅
As a woman I would be uncomfortable with Pat's house😂😂😂😂 he got too many people walking around ...Tahir live like the auntie who only lets you sit in the living room cause you can't walk around
😂😂😂😂😂😂
With the plastic still on it 😂
Tahir has a strong ''make sure you take your shoes off when you come in my house'' energy
That's how it should be.
The bad connection and interrupting in this episode was on a whole new level😂😂
Get Spectrum for the best internet! (Exept for the person in the damn commercial) Take the bag they have you Kev and get some good internet.
Thats Kevin for ya ..
I've seen a vanossgaming video and he uses spectrum and one point...🤣🤣🤣sounds like he got sucked into a vortex
this is why i been telling y’all the in person episodes way better, they can be in a more natural setting
@@bigguy906 😂😂😂 into a vortex
Melissa was like "Say goodbye to your lil friends Kev"
😂😂😂😂 for real. Kev has mention he is scared of melissa lol 😂
That was his cousin lol
@@lamontking87 But best believe the message came through Liss🤣
They basically called Pat a homeless home owner.
Hilarious
😭😭😭
Just because you ain't houseless don't mean you ain't homeless😂😂😂😂
That’s exactly what they did 😂
His face is fucking priceless 🤣 🤣🤣
Pat be moving like he is in witness protection. His current spot is nice though from what he shared when they first moved in.
No women in this episode where Meg fine ass
Who they
All his spots be nice.. Because he keeps 5 roommates on the lease lol
@@happy_2b_nappy She was there, lol
It's Kev's office
When kev spun his head around it dimmed the lighting in my room
I don't know why this was funny 😂
U wrong for this 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭 caused a lunar eclipse?
😂 😂 😂 Well...
The fact that Pat had to defend himself, “I DO have towels!” 🤣🤣🤣
The top of Kev's head look like a scrapped up knee 😂😂😂
NOT A KNEE😂😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Flames!
Party at Pat's, spend the night at Tahir's
I second this
Facts
Agreed. I know Tahir will have breakfast and hot coffee/tea ready in the morning.
Tahir gunna have the smooth jazz + CBD oils fired up
Pat had a random dog behind him... I don't know about staying at his house
😂😂facts
Eye to eye with a random dog
"I don't know you.."
“To be honest...I don’t know who this dog is” 😂😂😂 everybody paused.
I’m going to Tahir’s house. I see home cooked meals, a fully stocked bar and record collection🤷🏾♀️
Same
HANDS DOWN MY HOUSE IS MORE FUN!!
Hey Pat. 😁
Its fun but not for sleepovers, more like hangout and see you tomorrow cuz of the lack of furniture
I'd stay at your house for sure! I'd just bring my own towel, washcloth, and blankets 😂
The shower is what sold me. I need a powerful shower.
I believe it
Pat the type of dude to make you sleep on an air mattress next to some random girl, a cat, and one sandal he found at the beach
“you need another pillow? u good?”
A sandal he found at the beach though?!? 😂😂😂
@@dwadeisthegoat2020 yup! Just one haha
And the girl would be fine but couldn't speak English.
You done made me laugh twice today.
I’d go to Tahir’s house. The way he dresses tells me everything I need to know abt the state of his house, clean, neat and stylish ☑️
Exactly
That man don’t flush
@@lindanise1357 sad thing is Pat looks like he don't flush either😭
I can smell his house now. It smells like peace and that’s my favorite scent lol
@@HoneyPot624 Piss*
I’m staying with Tahir. He got the smell goods and I know he got the good snacks. Pat would have me high as hell off contact in his house. And I’d be sleeping on an air mattress with no blanket.
lmfao
He’d give you a clean sweatshirt to cover with lol
@@emmy1751 don't nobody want to be sleeping with quantrell hoodie 😂
Pretty Flacko QUANTRELL HOODIE AHHHH 🤣🤣🤣
@@prettyflacko9038 lmao not Quantrell hoodie. 😂 You know Pat need that for comfort.
Nick is hilarious without even trying. Who dresses as the fonz on the first day of school and then he used marker caps to make dimples 😫😫😫. Something is really wrong with him😂😂🤣🤣🤣.
Appreciate you !!!
Fr I cant even tell if he was trying to be funny but that was hilarious 💀💀💀
He didn't have big brothers or cousins that's why lol
Rip
Tony Baker would lose his marbles on this episode LOL
He would spontaneously combust
whew 🤒
Between the WiFi and the over talking this was a rough one for everybody lmao
Yes yeeeess 😆
Couldn’t even watch lol
I’m too grown to find anything appealing about staying with Pat. He the type of dude that forgets you’re staying over and will leave you alone in his house without telling you where anything is. Like he only has mason jars and no real silverware. I like whiskey and good music! I’d be at Tahir’s house any time. Tahir gives big ‘I have a guest room’ energy. Pat would come back home and forget you were there waiting on his raggedy couch.
damm this was kinda rude but true😂😂
@@TheSmily4ever is your profile picture you? It kinda looks like a doll
This post was triggering for me. lol. A dude left me in his house and he ran errands... talk about so pissed I cried lol
Damn u went in 😂 for what
Or he remembered and hits you with the “You’re still here”! When he gets back.
Kev out here looking like a fatherless teenager after his first shave.😂😂😂
😪
Off top the first question is disrespectful 🤣
but its easy imo. Pat is laid back chill stoner free spirit kinda dude, Tahir has a family , cooks, drinks and music.
If its just for one night, its not a big deal either will do. Id go with Pat just to get stoned and play a game, sleep and then leave.
@@UndercoverSpill this part
@@UndercoverSpill thank you. They talkong about towels and hand soap and shit. Im like bruh i dont want kids if theyll have me acting like that lmao
I feel like they forgot that Tahir is married with children and Pat is not on the which house is worse segment. Tahir has to have a comfy house because he has to have a fully stocked entire house for his kids, in laws and etc. Also, Tahir has a woman living with him, so you know she has a hand in how “comfy” his house is.
I prefer the zoom view more than when y’all are together! Idk why but i do!!
Same. I can’t explain it either though lol
It feels like a real podcast when they are together. I think they roast more on Zoom.
Thought it was only me lol
I feel the same way. It’s weird
we just not gone discuss tahir’s picture they used for the topic?
No we are trying to erase that from our memories
That’s gotta be the worse thing I’ve ever seen on this site
Oh man 😂😂😂
😩😩😩😂😂😂
Lol😳😳😳😳
Tahir would have breakfast for u in the morning.. pat would have some expired hot pockets for u to eat
Nah ,Pat would hand you a joint for breakfast .
Rewatching this episode just put me in my feels. RIP Nick Carthan 🙏🏾
He died??? Rip, damn
Same… heartbroken 💔
Still seems surreal 😢😢
They literally spent the whole show roasting Pat's house😂😂
CP jokes would've hit about there houses 😂 I wish he was on this episode
Meg needs to change that default pic lol I die laughing every time it randomly pops up 😂😂
"How you break the bed when you over here frail?" SENT ME
“Who is that? That wasn’t Melissa!!!” Pat is a whole fool 😂😂😂
Uncle Tahir & Auntie Farren's house is lit.Candles burning all day so the house smells good. dark liquor, old school jams and snacks sounds like a hell of a good time to me.
Pat look like the type of dude to have swinger parties on a random Wednesday morning.
Pat’s life seems so unstable, it stresses me out just thinking about it 🙉
@@Diana-wk9qv Lmao 😂😂 After watching zooming with the homies last night. I'm certainly concerned ahah 🤦🏾♂️ He's allergic to weed and dogs... But continues to smoke weed and play with his dog and random dogs... Pat needs help.
Tahir is the perfect host. Some people are introverts and just want peace with a lil interaction. He's the type to give you space to relax and chill
This was an intervention for Pat to get his shit together 😂🤣🤣Meg kept saying he ain't got no soap 😂 bruh 😭
im going to tahirs house. pats house is probably lacking the necessities. plus i wanna hang out with farren. aint no farren at pats house
Pat is probably the worst to spend the night by lmao😂
wtf is a farren? Dog?
@@UndercoverSpill Tahirs wife
@@UndercoverSpill don't disrespect Tahir's wife. 😐
@@UndercoverSpill 🤦🏾♀️ Farren is Taahir's wife's first name.
I like this format better because we can see their facial expressions better
I think they uploading them outta order they have a few prerecorded still with zoom
Same!
It might not be because pats hair look still grey from Halloween
I like Zoom for this reason too. The last in-person episode was hard for me to get into because they were so far away...
Meg moved to Atlanta while Kev, Tahir and Pat live in LA so I’m assuming they can only do in-person episodes when Meg is in LA.
Tahir was hungry while writing this episode description. Burger last day of school?
😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀
Tahir be HONGRY
When you become an adult way too fast
Pat: I HAVE 6 TOWELS HOW MANY AM I SUPPOSE TO HAVE?!?!?
He legit confused🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His 6 towels are enough for him only! Don't let him have a guest stay for week! LOL
You go to Pats and he’ll probably say “Yea...we’re doing the whole asian thing so there’s no beds.” Or something else that’s unconventional
Nick dressing up like an extra in Happy Days is in my favorite Squadd cast moments 😂
Soooo glad I was introduced to him during quarantine and ZWTH. Rest Well Nick! 🙏🏾
ong me to lol rest up nick
Wait..rest? Did I miss something..please say no!!
@@UTVols4Life yea man unfortunately
If there was ever a male version of Girlfriends, Pat would most definitely be Lynn.😂😂😂😂
Omgoodness!!! So true!!
“ ..and you over here frail” 😂
They got Kev out here looking like a Peeled potato 😂😂
Thats my man though 😂
Not a peeled potato?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@@michelle_ajema Say he didn't 😂😂😂, this was Too funny, especially when he turned around... omg 😂
@@Kodaqkalvin that shaved head be gleaming too!
@@michelle_ajema Lol it really does
Pat lives like a single, carefree man with no kids and no stresses, I’m going over there lol I can sleep when I get home from all the fun I had
Riiight! And he will give you his bed, will absolutely order postmates - I just don’t think it will be anywhere as bad as they made it seem 🤣
Yo had me dying laughing 🤣 when he said when you’re at pat house you going to have to imagine the food 🥘
this show being on zoom is the best, we need all the chaos in ppls houses, hey tom is easier. it’s just the best ☺️
Congrats on 1k !!
@@adriannajonas ty my love ❤️
Meg should be an attorney cause her cross examination of Pat about his towels was fire. I don't think anyone has ever had to think about towels that hard.
Pat's house wins because we can smoke inside lol. I feel like Tahir would make stoners smoke outside whether it's rain, hail, sleet, or snow lmao. Plus, Earth sign gang 😂 Also, didn't Tahir say one time that they don't flush every time? lol
You sho right lay! Lmaoo atleast we can flush at pats house..we just can’t wash our hands 😩😂😂☁️
Basically it comes down to a simple decision. Do you wanna stay in a traditional family environment or a bachelor spot thats chill.
Fuck towels. Pat will have the weed, snacks and random dogs coming over. Its a 1 nighter not a week stay.
@@cloudwives2979 Lmaoooo, that part 😂
Tahir be smoking when he’s on ZWTH so inside his lil study area I think it’s cool but not flushing the toilet!? 😂
@@PinkFlysHi Lol, I'm talking blunts. I believe he's stated he doesn't partake
I've definitely gone to my friend's house to get away before. I actually do that quite often.
I didn’t forget that Tahir’s house is haunted so Imma have to go with Pat’s house just off the strength lmao I’ll take the beanbag
Lmaoo . Not the beanbag
Pat said his shit was haunted too
@@thecircle2662 the studio is haunted . Not the mansion 😂
Ghosts be following Pat tho. He got that big ghost energy
I’ll take the litter box
I really like Tahir’s commercials! I’d much rather listen to his ads than the random ads that UA-cam always plays.
Why y’all doing my dude Pat like that. Y’all just mad cuz he’s got all the freedom to live how he wants 😂😂😂
I think the biggest question is...who would stay at megs??? I feel like she'd just judge everything I do...oh that's what you eating? That's what you wear to sleep? Like girl you made this food and gave me these jammies! 😂😂😂😂
Exactly 🤣. Pat probably didn’t have 40 towels and matching plates but the fun and laughs are worth the sleep on the pool table
I dispatch “angels from Africa” for Kevs damaged scalp
[insert Paula Whites’ demonic tongues]
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m dying!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
What if Melissa was beating Kevin in his head and that's why he started wearing units!?!?!?!?🤔🤣
😭😭🤣
I love the name of your podcast lol I just found you on anchor, my podcast is “it doesnt matter what this podcast is called” 😩🙃😎
@@yoteddybaby I appreciate it bruh I'm check your podcast out. Are you on ig?
lol
Yea it’s @yoteddybaby I’m not really that active on ig, and also my podcast is in HIGH beta mode lol I’m just open to some constructive criticism I’m trying to restructure for the new year
Tair got a whole ass ghost 😂😂 If Meg stay at Tahir house. She'll have that ghost doing dishes and mopping the floor. Then try to take the ghost from Tahir to clean ger house lmao
I forgot about the ghost! Strike two for Tahir’s house 🤦🏾♀️😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pat would be having a whole bunch of wild shenanigans at his house everyday like it’s a damn sitcom.
I got 40 mins in and realized we were still on the first topic ahah this one needed it own episode
Kev got the Nelly bandaid on his head
Tahir seems too strict. I feel like you would have to walk on eggshells like a mean uncle that will supply alcohol but you have to use a damn coaster. Pat seems like you would had a lot of fun and maybe survive a fun shootout or something so I'm going to go with Pat.
Pat just like called him out immediately 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "That's not Melissa" 😂😂 The Squad is Hilarious
The WiFi was shaky this episode lol
Kev's was.
2 seconds in and all I gotta say is that Kev shoulda put on a hat or one of his famous XXL bandannas.
I feel like pats house smell like cats and sage and on the other hand Tahir house would smell like coco butter and joints...you how how joints smell different than blunts.
How pats smell like cats when he got a dog 😂😂
Tahir doesn't have freckles hes just unsure about being light skinned
Tahir got the 80’s dad house . And Pat has the dorm room house 😂
Tahir is that aunty with plastic coverings in her furniture in a whole separate room talking bout "you see this room, NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN, EVER!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Nick is FOYINE and Tahir and Meg had to have been born to the same parents. 😂 They quarrel like siblings. I love it.
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Yeah Tony would lose his mind if he was here lol😂
Y’all we keep forgetting our nephew Pat is single. He’s a bachelor, he has enough for him.. lets get him some things to make his place “ ready” for company! Towels, kitchen stuff, living room fixings, blankets and sheets etc. Then invite ourselves over for wings and wine! 🌜
"Who is that... that isn't melissa"
mine yours
ODB said Wu is for the kids because of the "science" that they put in the raps..
Just was trying to get the kids to get the knowledge
Randomly rewatching this cause it popped up on my feed. RIP Nick gone too soon 🕊️💞
Man seeing Nick.... he was a good, positive family man trying to work in his zone of genius
Damn I’m disappointed Meg missed the opportunity to bring up quantrell 😂
29:39 "I guess I'm goin to Pat's house & sleep on some bottles" is HILARIOUS!!!🤣
I’m staying at Pat’s house because I feel like Tahir house gonna have quiet hours 😂😂 like he gonna tell you lights out at 2 and he don’t wanna hear nothing out that room
When Tahir said Rick and Morton Pat was slightly offended 😂😂🤣
Kev not slick, trying to get that razor sponsorship now. Lol.
Pat is always freshly moved in‼️😂😭
Yaaaay for the zoom😁😁😁 side note: this has to prove how great the crew is. Any other show could not thrive on zoom!
Pat never know anything. shit kills me when he's like what's that lol
22:45 pat just starts playing random instruments ahhahahahahhahahahhah i literally died on that one
I'm grown; I'm with Tahir. Sounds like staying with my Dad. Quiet and comfortable.
Pat looked like he was gon cry for a minute....I felt bad and so did they when they saw him looking down and playing with his hands. Lmao pat da goat tho
RIGHT! The way Patrick's life is set up, he's simply on a different learning curve. But TRUST, he's light years ahead of them in a multitude of ways!!!
What’s the time stamp on that?! I missed it, lol.
@@MrElite_01 if you watch the whole first segment.... 24:10 til like 50:00 lol the faces he makes while they talk bout him are priceless. Poor lil fella
“You had the Baked potatoe 3s on” Kev joke is soo underrated
The baked potato 3s...😁😁😁
Kev was shaving his self with a spoon
@31:25 “How the support beam break and you over here frail?!” Yooooooooo Meg savage 😭😭😭
Meg said Pat got loose women and dogs running around his house😂😂😂😂
Nah, I'm not buying that it was a "shaving accident" I think Lis jumped on him. Kev, blink twice if you want us to send help 😂😂😂
Y'all stressed Pat out so bad he started picking with his hands LEAVE HIM ALONE😭
When Liss came in the room, Kev turned around like Antonio Fargas on Dont Be A Menace when his mama called him out. “I said aww shoot ma, shoot” 😂😂😂😂
Man, everyone is cutting out on the zoom. Anyone else getting 90% of the sentences?
This episode getting on my nerves lol
55:44 "Hey Tom, I gotta go now. Someone else has to fill my place".
Murphy Lee was supposed to be the Lil Wayne of the St Lunatics
Let's all be honest. Murphy was a better rapper than Nelly, he just wasn't a commercial success for some reason.
I blame the label
When Nelly fizzled out (around 2004) it was all downhill for everybody else..
This is the best argument so far🤣🤣🤣 and I haven't started watching yet