The Sopranos - Tony Soprano and his fighting career - Part 1

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  • @eugenepontecorvo5493
    @eugenepontecorvo5493 2 роки тому +5015

    Tony was undefeated in all his fights through The Sopranos other than 2. He got beaten up by Bobby that one time and suffered that KO loss to that packet of Uncle Ben's rice, really destroyed his confidence and ego.

    • @upland77
      @upland77 2 роки тому +372

      Uncle Ben sent Tony to slip-n-fall school

    • @jarvisbastian9814
      @jarvisbastian9814 2 роки тому +134

      Courtesy of Jamaal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy.

    • @katana2k
      @katana2k 2 роки тому +138

      He mostly beats on people who are not looking for a fight. The one time he finds himself in a fair match up, he gets beaten. You Sopran-bros are something else... I knew I was going to find you praising him in the comments, even though every fight in the video is just him beating on random people.

    • @diegochavezpareja8600
      @diegochavezpareja8600 2 роки тому +257

      @@katana2k stupida facking comment

    • @bustercolin7507
      @bustercolin7507 2 роки тому +46

      Sucker punch is a sucker punch ☝️

  • @scuffado777
    @scuffado777 Рік тому +1645

    Tony wiping the prints off the staple gun kills me every time

    • @Tenalp24
      @Tenalp24 9 місяців тому +13

      😂

    • @fall-out
      @fall-out 8 місяців тому +14

      Lmao I never noticed that

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 8 місяців тому +68

      And dropping it knowing that it can't be traced 😂

    • @sanakassara
      @sanakassara 8 місяців тому +25

      The whole print wiping is funny. DNA tests were already a thing when this series was made.

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 8 місяців тому +4

      That's cuz he worked that stapler gun like a glock

  • @EeshanS
    @EeshanS 2 роки тому +2594

    Tony was the best in hand to hand. Sober chris was the best shot

    • @williamjones710
      @williamjones710 2 роки тому +341

      That headshot on JT when drunk was great too to be fair

    • @PicaPauDiablo1
      @PicaPauDiablo1 2 роки тому +237

      Tell that to Bobby.

    • @GeneralTeiLing
      @GeneralTeiLing 2 роки тому +74

      @@PicaPauDiablo1 he got help from carmela

    • @guillermo7298
      @guillermo7298 2 роки тому +184

      And Benny was a good punching bag, even better than Adriana.

    • @GeneralTeiLing
      @GeneralTeiLing 2 роки тому +67

      @@guillermo7298 you forgetting about gorgie now?

  • @patrickallan481
    @patrickallan481 2 роки тому +1452

    Tony had the toughest reputation in Essex County until Bobby and that rug he slipped on got through with him.

    • @sabonesjones
      @sabonesjones 2 роки тому +22

      This made me wheeze omg lol

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 2 роки тому +35

      A sucker punch is a sucker punch

    • @Eldron2027
      @Eldron2027 2 роки тому +52

      @@hanklesacks all Tony’s wins started from sucker punch

    • @RealShowTalks
      @RealShowTalks Рік тому +10

      Although Tony never had the makings of a varsity fighter.

    • @IbrarH-sn3oy
      @IbrarH-sn3oy 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Eldron2027now that i think about it..

  • @kstanton87
    @kstanton87 2 роки тому +1069

    Ralphie: “Tracee… I dunno. She slipped. She fell.”
    Richie: “I recommended the same school to that Bevilaqua kid.”

    • @smally809
      @smally809 2 роки тому +59

      Heard those 2 black guys went there as well

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +25

      @@smally809 My Homies

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 2 роки тому +32

      @@BlaccSuave who said that? Is somebody speaking?

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +26

      @@christaylor3911 Do U knw Who My Fawtha was?

    • @eugenepontecorvo5493
      @eugenepontecorvo5493 2 роки тому +8

      @@BlaccSuave Your WHAT?

  • @AndersForEverybody
    @AndersForEverybody 2 роки тому +1287

    Tony being brave and standing up against infedility like a real man

    • @jomoeiviem7619
      @jomoeiviem7619 2 роки тому +58

      Lmaoo

    • @k-dogg9086
      @k-dogg9086 Рік тому +15

      That guy just got Spanked like it was from his own daddy! 🤣 👍

    • @hogartstrain5641
      @hogartstrain5641 Рік тому +44

      @@k-dogg9086 tony is a hypocrite

    • @ToroBravo144
      @ToroBravo144 Рік тому +24

      Tony killing hardworking innocent fathers with a family because they owned money 🤩

    • @maplebear6527
      @maplebear6527 Рік тому +8

      @@ToroBravo144 Guess not so innocent then huh

  • @lukegeorge2074
    @lukegeorge2074 2 роки тому +409

    Tony definitely had the makings of a varsity mma fighter

    • @borko1990
      @borko1990  2 роки тому +78

      Against the Russian was definitely a W via submission

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 2 роки тому +14

      @@borko1990 russians?? They're not all bad.. Hehehe

    • @eugenepontecorvo5493
      @eugenepontecorvo5493 2 роки тому +24

      @@borko1990 Tony Soprano under Pride rules would have submitted all his opponents via testicular suffocation and heavy breathing, no need to even throw any punches or kicks.

    • @NikolaAvramov
      @NikolaAvramov 2 роки тому +5

      @@borko1990 I saw that movie! I thought it was bullshit!

    • @icelandiccubicle3418
      @icelandiccubicle3418 2 роки тому +7

      Gandolfini actually did some boxing training when he was younger if I recall

  • @goodyeoman4534
    @goodyeoman4534 2 роки тому +1316

    HBO: "No, our copyright!"
    Borko: "Go ahead, cry like a bitch."

  • @raginbull5s701
    @raginbull5s701 6 місяців тому +224

    Tony taking off his belt to whip Zellman always kills me 😂😂

    • @Antonio18677
      @Antonio18677 6 місяців тому +10

      Lmao he may have not been a varsity athlete but he sure was a hell of a fighter 😂😂

    • @makidtrej
      @makidtrej 6 місяців тому +14

      It's funnier when you see the whole scene: Tony was crying like a fucking baby all the way to Irina's place singing Oh gil by The Chi-Lites

    • @Alhaneef1444
      @Alhaneef1444 6 місяців тому +5

      Adulterer used to be whipped with leather belts

    • @randomsprite7515
      @randomsprite7515 2 місяці тому +1

      Like father, like son.

    • @reddevil6585
      @reddevil6585 Місяць тому +3

      I wish it was a proper thick belt

  • @rtothec1234
    @rtothec1234 9 місяців тому +142

    When Tony was thinner and could move fast he was menacing.

    • @fa6652
      @fa6652 7 місяців тому +16

      *less fat

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому +6

      Patricia Arquette would chose to disagree 😂

    • @getschwifty9531
      @getschwifty9531 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@datbtruelol

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому +2

      @@getschwifty9531 😅👍

    • @YourGrace_06
      @YourGrace_06 Місяць тому

      @@fa6652less portly you mean

  • @ivoemo7047
    @ivoemo7047 2 роки тому +315

    In another lifetime, Anthony Soprano could’ve had the makings of professional varsity boxer. Would’ve fought against Dennis “Cutty” Wise.

    • @jtlittle19
      @jtlittle19 2 роки тому +16

      You don’t wanna go head up with the Cutt Dawg!!

    • @haggridhinglehorn
      @haggridhinglehorn 2 роки тому +15

      Kevin "Fast Hands" Finnerty

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 2 роки тому +20

      Dennis on a potential fight with Tony Soprano: "I don't want it"
      Anyone who gets the joke is a legend

    • @TheGitzserEvolution
      @TheGitzserEvolution Рік тому +3

      he never had the making of a varsity athlete

    • @RonnieMyers777
      @RonnieMyers777 Рік тому +5

      @@HipHopAn0n 😅😅😅😅😅
      Tony: Dennis aint Dennis no more 😫😪😭

  • @notrab13
    @notrab13 2 роки тому +516

    It’s understandable that Jackie Jr. bottomed out. He kept it to himself, so you may not know, but his father was rather important. That’s a big legacy to try to float around with. Just ask the workers at the penguin exhibit.

    • @crichodel7529
      @crichodel7529 2 роки тому +12

      He was the US golfer right?

    • @JackieAprileJr
      @JackieAprileJr 2 роки тому +20

      I did-ent bottom out. I just made the mistake of not going to the shore

    • @Bigbigpoopi
      @Bigbigpoopi 2 роки тому +4

      @@JackieAprileJr was the crank good?

    • @JackieAprileJr
      @JackieAprileJr 2 роки тому +3

      @@Bigbigpoopi yeah. I get it off my friend Bruce

    • @albertbarrese177
      @albertbarrese177 2 роки тому +4

      After all,he was the hair apparent.

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 2 роки тому +490

    Credit where it's due, Tony and most of the older guys in his crew can more than handle their own against guys half their age.

    • @tonym6193
      @tonym6193 2 роки тому +159

      thats because they were too scared to hit back lmao, not because they couldn’t beat up old men

    • @mujahudin
      @mujahudin 2 роки тому +26

      @@tonym6193 exactly 😂

    • @caseylayton4898
      @caseylayton4898 2 роки тому +74

      @@tonym6193 you don't get to be an older guy in that business being soft either.

    • @jackzimmy8461
      @jackzimmy8461 2 роки тому +77

      @@caseylayton4898 That’s debatable. Paulie boasts about surviving the Colombo’s which, knowing him, probably meant weaselling under the radar while playing both sides. There’s more than one way to get to old age.

    • @JakeHammerHTX
      @JakeHammerHTX 2 роки тому +52

      Mobsters are effective when they’re the one to hit first, normal people don’t resort to violence as fast so these dudes win fights by simply going to that level first.

  • @BlaccSuave
    @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +304

    Tony had a helluva right hook
    Small hands fit right into the eye sockets
    But whn He beat Zellman with the timing belt priceless

    • @spencer9093
      @spencer9093 2 роки тому +28

      Beat him with the timing belt? That is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +13

      @@spencer9093 Shecky Green ova here

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 2 роки тому +5

      Big enough to grab that guy's family jewels

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 2 роки тому +10

      I don't know if you meant to type timing belt but that was randomly funny lol

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +7

      @@chefboiardeeznutz9881 Yessir The Timing beeeellllltttt!

  • @alfredsantiago2522
    @alfredsantiago2522 11 місяців тому +535

    I always laugh when Paulie says that Ralph was way out of line, referring to the altercation with Tony instead of a murdered young stripper. I tell people this is my favorite comedy.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 11 місяців тому +89

      "That too.." 🤣

    • @Filthy_Larry
      @Filthy_Larry 10 місяців тому

      @@Tony-112😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available
      @ThisHandleWasTheOnly1Available 9 місяців тому +48

      What, was she barking?

    • @jaydenduncan8388
      @jaydenduncan8388 6 місяців тому +5

      I’m a made guy!!

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY 6 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, it was always low-key hysterical. People who didn't watch it, didn't get that part.

  • @djgaben6187
    @djgaben6187 Рік тому +155

    I love how loyal those 4 were to Tony. Dude started kicking a made mans ass, waited till he got his licks in, then helped seperate the two.

  • @MegaALEXLOUIS
    @MegaALEXLOUIS 2 роки тому +398

    I can't believe Tony raised his small hands to a made guy.

    • @FreeOpenTruth
      @FreeOpenTruth 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, he did that a lot! That's a death sentence in La Cosa Nostra!

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 2 роки тому +21

      He is the boss, he can do what he wants

    • @denverbritto5606
      @denverbritto5606 2 роки тому +12

      lol yea why was it such a big deal for him to hit Ralphie over Tracy, but not when he hit Mikey over Brendan

    • @FreeOpenTruth
      @FreeOpenTruth 2 роки тому +9

      @@hanklesacks - That's not true in reality. A Boss cannot beat his made men! That's a rule in La Cosa Nostra. If any made guy regardless of position hits another made man, the guy who was hit is allowed to kill that guy immediately. That's a fact!

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 2 роки тому +1

      @@FreeOpenTruth I agree, I'm just quoting what vito said to ralph hehe

  • @drunkvax
    @drunkvax 2 роки тому +338

    Bobby was the only person who actually kicked Tony’s ass in the show

    • @thecappeningchannel515
      @thecappeningchannel515 8 місяців тому +50

      Tony was ill at that point. And carmela pulled him off at one point. Giving bobby a breather.

    • @victorpopa6481
      @victorpopa6481 7 місяців тому +69

      Do not forget Uncle Ben, he knocked out Tony with nothing but a glance

    • @zososierp
      @zososierp 6 місяців тому +21

      Not to mention, a sucker punch is a sucker punch.

    • @staticcharm3808
      @staticcharm3808 6 місяців тому +13

      Plenty of people could have. His heart was basically hanging on by a thread by season 5.

    • @Jelyjiggler
      @Jelyjiggler 5 місяців тому +1

      He slipped on the carpet you don't think that makes a difference?

  • @ilcommendatore8364
    @ilcommendatore8364 2 роки тому +356

    If Mikey doesn’t like his alterations, Phil L. knows a guy

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +16

      I heard Mikey had 2 give up tht nice suit

    • @GeneralTeiLing
      @GeneralTeiLing 2 роки тому +17

      @@BlaccSuave he got to attached to it hehe

    • @upland77
      @upland77 2 роки тому +13

      Hey let me get the number of that guy who makes custom cufff links

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 2 роки тому +6

      Newly... fitted..... suit

    • @munky123jw
      @munky123jw 2 роки тому +6

      I can't believe borko put the clip of him getting his balls crushed by Tony on the boat.

  • @joecrockrell04
    @joecrockrell04 2 роки тому +76

    That “this place open?” guy was cool, wish they did more with him.

  • @Mike37551
    @Mike37551 8 місяців тому +55

    “You got a problem beside those fucking pants?” 😂😂😂

    • @jameamason8697
      @jameamason8697 5 місяців тому +2

      I though he said you got a problem IN those pants and then grabbed him

    • @corpus1
      @corpus1 Місяць тому +2

      That cracked me up 😆

  • @brunosammartino8287
    @brunosammartino8287 Рік тому +62

    I like how Tony drops the Staple Gun like it's a real Gun

    • @anothersockaccount652lol
      @anothersockaccount652lol 8 місяців тому +2

      Agent Harris doing ballistics on the Stapler

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому

      LOL..Old habits die slow 😂🙌

    • @bigd7696
      @bigd7696 6 місяців тому +1

      It is a real gun. The word gun is literally in the description of the tool. Just like a nail GUN is a real gun. A gun is only a tool that fires a projectile. Perhaps you have heard of a rail gun?

  • @ChimcharrNo1
    @ChimcharrNo1 2 роки тому +80

    It’s so funny how fast Paulie says “inside” when tony asks him where Ralph is

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 роки тому +16

      I’m telling ya for weeks this guys no good

    • @deenigeechte387
      @deenigeechte387 11 місяців тому +5

      Ralphie's star is rising...all those unions...Paulie can't come near that kind of cash for us

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому

      😂👍

  • @rashidkj2991
    @rashidkj2991 2 роки тому +693

    Tony has an amazing ability to avoid battery charge after battery charge for years upon years despite many eyeball civillian witnessess lol

    • @kidnameless
      @kidnameless 2 роки тому +143

      The perks of being a feared mafia boss.

    • @makararemmington4412
      @makararemmington4412 2 роки тому +36

      The law would be too intimidated to touch him ..most of the time .

    • @ismokemanycigars_yt3457
      @ismokemanycigars_yt3457 2 роки тому +38

      Even if they’re is witnesses police really don’t care about assault charges cuz they’ll forget about in like a month or two

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Рік тому

      John Gotti was arrested for beating up a truck driver (Gotti was blocking the street with his car, while using a payphone. The truck driver beeped his horn, and, Gotti pulled him out and beat him mercilessly).
      The truck driver agreed to testify.
      At trial, when asked, "do you see the man who attacked you in court today ?", The truck driver answered, "no, I can't be sure, I can't remember". Gotti was released scott free.
      The NY Post headline the next day was, "I FORGOTTI".

    • @guymorris6596
      @guymorris6596 Рік тому +3

      He can do that when he has judges in his hip pocket and threatens jury members.

  • @Guccimustard
    @Guccimustard 2 роки тому +263

    Imagine a grown man telling you:
    _“go ‘head. Cry like bitch”_
    I would’ve left the state bruh 💀

    • @DeeSee25
      @DeeSee25 2 роки тому +50

      Bruh the humiliation... how could your girl bang you as a man after that? He gotta find a new woman lol

    • @zachhi89
      @zachhi89 2 роки тому +9

      But Zelman is a New Jersey Assemblyman, he can’t exactly just move to a new state

    • @tayeeinthacut9661
      @tayeeinthacut9661 Рік тому +15

      @Chuck Buskee not in this case lmaooo

    • @bobbyfischerman4811
      @bobbyfischerman4811 Рік тому +6

      @@DeeSee25 Zellmann wasn’t exactly a man.

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@bobbyfischerman4811what could he do? He wasn't a made guy .

  • @dreadfulspiller8766
    @dreadfulspiller8766 2 роки тому +286

    I'm guessing it's easy to beat people up when they can't fight back.

    • @richwaldo
      @richwaldo 2 роки тому +26

      That's deplorable

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 роки тому

      You're really something with that jerk-off name.

    • @acrssl
      @acrssl 2 роки тому +40

      And when you're a bear.

    • @tevina4752
      @tevina4752 2 роки тому +47

      “If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck”

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 Рік тому +18

      that's why he always won. No one ever dared strike back or Tony just sucker punched them

  • @michaelrobinson540
    @michaelrobinson540 2 роки тому +97

    I love how Ralph spits as he was told to leave the bing. A Sopranos spit video would be something.

    • @nickcast4711
      @nickcast4711 2 роки тому +10

      Richie outside the executive game or patsy against Christopher takes tops

    • @kanyewest132
      @kanyewest132 2 роки тому +4

      they would have to throw in bodie spitting jus because its so iconic

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +1

      @@kanyewest132 Frm the Wire His gun is wht killed tht driver He and Brenden jacked

    • @josephgrmovsekcollaredcons6085
      @josephgrmovsekcollaredcons6085 2 роки тому +2

      Bobby was a good spitter too

    • @lyndonbailey3965
      @lyndonbailey3965 Рік тому

      @@nickcast4711 you takin the side of a civilian over me?

  • @mtowers434
    @mtowers434 2 роки тому +195

    “My estimation of Assemblyman Zellman, as a man, just fucking plummeted. To cry like a women, is nauseating”
    “When it comes to Goomahs all belts are off”

    • @turdeyeblind
      @turdeyeblind 2 роки тому +15

      Come on huh? It’s an emotional day.

    • @turdeyeblind
      @turdeyeblind 2 роки тому +2

      Belts! 🏆

    • @littlea5111
      @littlea5111 2 роки тому +8

      This is such a fucking great comment has me laughing out loud on a crowded bus

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +2

      @matthewtowers FUCCCC!!!! Tht was Genius!

    • @mtowers434
      @mtowers434 2 роки тому +7

      @@littlea5111 Very allegorical

  • @adamantium4999
    @adamantium4999 11 місяців тому +36

    5:13
    I wonder what went through Zellmans head as Tony took off his belt 😂😂😂

    • @how775
      @how775 10 місяців тому

      Sex

    • @bigd7696
      @bigd7696 6 місяців тому +9

      Probably thought Tony was going to have sex with him too.

  • @darrynmurphy2038
    @darrynmurphy2038 2 роки тому +48

    Tony Soprano, perhaps the only mobster to literally break balls

  • @williamanchor2927
    @williamanchor2927 Рік тому +96

    So basically Tony's signature move was catching a guy (either un-made or lower in rank than him) off guard with a sucker punch, the very thing he criticised Bobby Bacala of doing lol.

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому +4

      Uhh Noo! You tell me one guy he suckered? I'll wait ..Ralphie, Scatino etc..they all seen Tony a mile away

    • @uncoomf3279
      @uncoomf3279 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@datbtrueI mean the unmade guy he walked up to and grabbed his balls like a fanook would count as a sucker punch

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому +4

      @@uncoomf3279 ..Wrong, it was evident to all , but yourself that an altercation had begun and would only escallate. A sucker punch is something that comes out of no-where, almost a blind-sided punch with no pre-warning in the atmosphere. .Even Tony had he not been drunk with Bobby during monopoly, would know to be on guard after his insults towards his sister, however that being said, that's the most evident and realistic sucker punch in the series. If you've ever been in a real fight, you would know the difference, There's no ref's or " lets get Reaaddyyyee to Rumble" announcements lol

    • @uncoomf3279
      @uncoomf3279 6 місяців тому

      @@datbtrue I guess we have different opinions on sucker punches. For me walking up to another man and squeezing his gonads is the kind of thing that would constitute as a deceitful cowardly surprise attack. But hey maybe you're a fanook like Tony that likes handling other men's balls when you have a disagreement

  • @nerdlabstudios7023
    @nerdlabstudios7023 8 місяців тому +20

    One thing I like about Tony is he isn't afraid to go handle shit by himself alone

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому +3

      Yes. True Balls and a Lionheart. He barely had any fear,only what stemmed up from his past..Most guys and their mothers 😅

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 2 роки тому +319

    if you've ever been whipped with a belt, especially steel buckled ones, you know how unrealistic that scene was. there should be a lot more screaming

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 2 роки тому +55

      Good thing he only used the leather part.

    • @dylanjordan4747
      @dylanjordan4747 2 роки тому +34

      I think it’s evolved from whipping to beating if you’re being hit with the buckle

    • @richardbors6548
      @richardbors6548 2 роки тому +39

      I was with a belt and even metal dog walking chain and I never screamed, instead I laughed it off to make my dad even more mad. With enough anger and adrenaline you don't even feel it. Now a tooth infection or kidney stone is true screaming pain.

    • @banterwithbawden5444
      @banterwithbawden5444 2 роки тому

      Maybe he’s done a few times before, might be used to the feeling

    • @anonymoususer5848
      @anonymoususer5848 2 роки тому +13

      He only struck the fleshy part of the thigh…

  • @jwizdum2103
    @jwizdum2103 2 роки тому +29

    The one with the belt had me crying for some reason 😂 the build up to it with the music mad it feel comedically sexual

  • @daniellugo2264
    @daniellugo2264 6 місяців тому +14

    When Paulie said “That too…” I lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @GeneralTeiLing
    @GeneralTeiLing 2 роки тому +122

    "You retire"
    Borko: "That's my storie"
    "You stupid mf, how f dare you"
    In all serious though, we love you borko, cent anni

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +13

      Thnk You Mr. Borko Jr. Sir

    • @tucko11
      @tucko11 2 роки тому +2

      You bottomed out Borko

  • @Toecuttah
    @Toecuttah 2 місяці тому +3

    2:37 - That scene was horrific with the way Ralph disrespected the Bing and Tony laying a hand on a made guy.

  • @brianwill7980
    @brianwill7980 2 роки тому +113

    lmfao I forgot Irina was wearing water wings on the boat, that's a great little touch

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +21

      Showed how Goofy and Childish She was

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 2 роки тому +9

      @@BlaccSuave She was the best looking woman in the show in my opinion. Love my European women.

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool Рік тому +11

      @@chefboiardeeznutz9881 Irina was one of the most beautiful. But plenty of others deserve honourable mentions - Adriana, Danielle, Meadow, Felicia, Anna Lisa, Kelli Lombardo, Dr Melfi, Tina Francesco, Gloria Trillo, Sonya Aragon and

    • @curlyefrain9879
      @curlyefrain9879 Рік тому

      @bigdaddy9489 russian women arent the most beautiful.Only blondes and some of them are.The majority look like those homeless romanians you see in the street lmao..But yeah Irina was beautiful altough i dont understand why the c*nt liked Tony if not for money.

    • @andrewfusco8580
      @andrewfusco8580 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm guessing she can't swim, hence the extra precautions.

  • @Catstro
    @Catstro 2 роки тому +33

    5:01
    Should have belted AJ like that a couple of times would've solved a lot of problems.

  • @michaelmolitor1888
    @michaelmolitor1888 2 роки тому +22

    Poor Tracy. When she grunts/moans as her head is being crushed always makes me cringe. Ralphie had the makings of a varsity serial killer.

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 2 роки тому +41

    2:27 "Get a sheet Chrissy. Cover that up."
    Do they have random sheets lying around at the Bada Bing just for this?

    • @keithm1493
      @keithm1493 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly. And if a cop does drive past, there is no way they will go investigate a sheet on the ground.

    • @Daledenton-do5ty
      @Daledenton-do5ty День тому

      😂😂😂

  • @SeeAyeEye
    @SeeAyeEye 2 роки тому +20

    Tony could have gone toe to toe with the likes of Muhammed Ali. But then again, small hands

  • @miguelparada2286
    @miguelparada2286 3 місяці тому +2

    Tony took off his belt and whooped him like you would a step-child 😂😂😂

  • @brettdelawyer3593
    @brettdelawyer3593 2 роки тому +74

    HBO: You don’t think, you disrespect these copyrights. That’s the reason you got struck the fuck over.
    Borko: It’s my fault the Sopranos fans are a clutz? *fight ensues*
    UA-cam: Cocksucker was way out of line.
    Borko: 20 minutes old this upload.
    UA-cam: That too…

  • @shrij7001
    @shrij7001 2 роки тому +66

    Chris wanted Mikey clipped...I think Tony misunderstood !

    • @joeyoung6987
      @joeyoung6987 2 роки тому +12

      Junior relied on Mikey, he was an important part of the outfit. A staple.

  • @conradvonhotzendorf4270
    @conradvonhotzendorf4270 2 роки тому +47

    Can't wait to see his finishing move against Coco in part 2.

  • @traceytaylor2706
    @traceytaylor2706 Рік тому +50

    I loved the dream sequence scene Tony had - I think it was in the Calling All Cars episode - when Mikey was in the back seat of Johnny Boy's car with Tony and he had staple marks all over his shirt! Very funny. Also shows the attention to detail the series was famous for.

  • @339gabriel
    @339gabriel 2 роки тому +21

    The guys instantly knew that something was wrong when Ralphie put his hand in the ice water

  • @DeyKnoJay
    @DeyKnoJay 2 роки тому +15

    5:14 will forever kill me🤣🤣

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 2 роки тому +22

    somewhere in the middle of all this Benny got knocked out somehow

  • @abdullahkhanroll7129
    @abdullahkhanroll7129 2 роки тому +60

    tony had the makings of a varsity boxer but small hands was his problem the gloves would slip off

    • @phil-Leotardo.171
      @phil-Leotardo.171 2 роки тому +14

      Billy loved a good shine box joke he was just a kid

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 2 роки тому +1

      @@phil-Leotardo.171 it's a fuggin disgrace.. I know you don't forget.. Hehehe

    • @user-gd4so4iq1d
      @user-gd4so4iq1d Рік тому

      @@phil-Leotardo.171 go home and get your fucking shine box

    • @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
      @AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool Рік тому

      @@phil-Leotardo.171 no more shines Philly

  • @michael-jamescaroline9366
    @michael-jamescaroline9366 2 роки тому +31

    Tony had the makings of varsity fighter. Very allegorical

  • @nealcomstock1958
    @nealcomstock1958 2 роки тому +29

    My estimation of Assemblyman Zellman, as a man, just fucking plummeted

  • @grapeapeductape2489
    @grapeapeductape2489 2 роки тому +52

    How many times must I say he never had the makings of a varsity athlete

  • @justincrady2004
    @justincrady2004 2 роки тому +8

    "U got a problem besides those fucking pants" This show was a low key comedy with all the great one liners the wise guys say.

  • @cabezadepija7318
    @cabezadepija7318 2 роки тому +4

    he has this beautiful natural right hook that stuns everyone

  • @unorthodoxx_
    @unorthodoxx_ Рік тому +6

    “kazoo you” is one of the most underrated tony lines

    • @user-eb7iq6ew1s
      @user-eb7iq6ew1s Рік тому +3

      It’s kozyol (козёл) - a male goat, Russian curse word.

  • @DucksAndDucks
    @DucksAndDucks 2 роки тому +44

    I have a cat named Tony and he always getting into shit so me and my gf like to say "Tony NO" like Irina when he's getting into shit
    that's all

  • @jerryc5743
    @jerryc5743 Рік тому +9

    0:22 - Tony hit hard but he never had the makings of a varsity stapler. 😂

  • @Kalda3
    @Kalda3 6 місяців тому +7

    The “I’m perfectly calm” as he gets his belt ready is WILD😂

  • @MaplejuiceVideos
    @MaplejuiceVideos 2 роки тому +7

    Tony to anybody: Jesus your breaking my balls over here.
    Boat guy: same

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels 5 місяців тому +2

    "You got a problem besides those f*ckin' pants??" 😆

  • @tamara_abran
    @tamara_abran Рік тому +2

    I ain’t gonna lie, he’s a REAL MAN for this one. He reminds me of someone very very special to me and that defends me like this. ❤️ u whoever u are. Since the day I met u, my heart called u home. 💕♥️

  • @ThisIsCreation-FollowOnTwitter
    @ThisIsCreation-FollowOnTwitter 2 роки тому +7

    I love the reference to the Godfather when Tony drops the stapler like Michael dropped his gun

  • @adamkhan838
    @adamkhan838 8 місяців тому +4

    0:46 never realised Tony dropped the stapler like he was leaving a gun at the crime scene haha

  • @rosecitystud1908
    @rosecitystud1908 2 роки тому +1

    Now THIS, is a hit.

  • @joyswebilius2492
    @joyswebilius2492 6 місяців тому +9

    Fun Fact: the actor that plays Tony, James Gandolfini, was a practitioner of the Israeli martial art Krav Maga and loved it because it let a big guy like him move and fight with confidence.

  • @lyndonsupersad5865
    @lyndonsupersad5865 2 роки тому +2

    You're the real MVP Borko 👊🏽

  • @TehUltimateSnake
    @TehUltimateSnake 2 роки тому +3

    2 uploads in a day? Madone!

  • @Silvasbullet
    @Silvasbullet 2 роки тому +1

    BORKO DOESNT STOP

  • @scott7521
    @scott7521 6 місяців тому +2

    Such a great actor.... I marvel at most of these scenes.

  • @didimean
    @didimean Рік тому +5

    Jackie Jr. bottomed out, and was then taken out by Vito from behind. Chase is a genius.

  • @adamchewy2284
    @adamchewy2284 2 роки тому +12

    " All the shoes in New Jersey and you had to shine these ones. "

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 2 роки тому +4

      "You may know who we are, but WE KNOW who you are"..

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 2 роки тому +2

      "Shrimp n lobster were best".

    • @adamchewy2284
      @adamchewy2284 2 роки тому +4

      @@purplesword5536 " Stop wit dose drugs, there making your mind into mush. "

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 2 роки тому +2

      @@adamchewy2284 "make that coffee to go''.

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +2

      @@purplesword5536 Tell Him Youll take em bacc

  • @Nathan-vz1kr
    @Nathan-vz1kr 2 місяці тому +1

    The part with the belt made tony look like a dad who just caught his kid doing something he shouldn't have lmao

  • @justindwyer0
    @justindwyer0 6 місяців тому +3

    “You gotta problem besides those fuckin pants!?” One of my favorite lines in the show tbh

  • @LiceDuhaPRODUCTIONS
    @LiceDuhaPRODUCTIONS 2 роки тому +9

    4:04 Jackie Aprile great acting

  • @tbone0785
    @tbone0785 2 роки тому

    That Borko pumping out videos like crazy lately. Maddone I would be proud to call him my son

  • @twitchsopamanxx
    @twitchsopamanxx 2 роки тому +42

    Sad part is, Tony cant really fight. He only wins because most of his opponents dont expect it or they cant hit him due to the bullshit Omerta.

    • @rondorthecruel124
      @rondorthecruel124 2 роки тому +10

      Yep. He lost the only fight that he didn’t sucker punch someone or attack someone smaller than him.

    • @diegochavezpareja8600
      @diegochavezpareja8600 2 роки тому +12

      That's true but Omerta is the code of silence and has nothing to do with that rule of not hit a made man

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 роки тому +3

      He did take out those two girls from the hood who outnumbered him and had the drop on him.

    • @edd8914
      @edd8914 2 роки тому

      @@goodyeoman4534 True

    • @edd8914
      @edd8914 2 роки тому +2

      I guess in his life, there's no such thing as a "fair" fight. He's good at fighting because he's good at being underhanded and getting in the first shot. Most fights end in a matter of seconds.

  • @christinasavannah7992
    @christinasavannah7992 Рік тому +10

    Tony Soprano is badass....he fights like Seagal Dirty to the point doesnt need lame Kung fu....the man uses brute force and street tactics

  • @kevindouglas5333
    @kevindouglas5333 2 роки тому +1

    That too. Paulie always with the quips

  • @ItsVELDEV
    @ItsVELDEV 5 днів тому +1

    "these are ballz right?" "yessss"

  • @russsnyder2026
    @russsnyder2026 2 роки тому +7

    That alteration he had with Mikey, total debacle

  • @upland77
    @upland77 2 роки тому +10

    This is a great video because the trailer for the Many Saints of Newark starts with Tony fighting some other kid 😂👏

  • @adonis699
    @adonis699 Місяць тому +1

    My man Tony with his main character energy

  • @nautika1
    @nautika1 5 місяців тому +1

    Bravo Tony

  • @shogunuchiha4226
    @shogunuchiha4226 Рік тому +7

    “You gotta problem besides those fucking pants” 😂😂😂 shit had me crying

  • @henryorcustus3412
    @henryorcustus3412 2 роки тому +4

    Can't wait for Part 2 where Tony finds out how athletic Bobby is.

  • @shaunybwfc123
    @shaunybwfc123 2 місяці тому +1

    Love how he drops the staple gun as if he just did a hit.

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 6 місяців тому +1

    Undefeated, undisputed. Just like Uncle Chael.

  • @bullock4211
    @bullock4211 2 роки тому +4

    Two-fers now? This channel turning into an IHOP Borko?

  • @brettski2532
    @brettski2532 2 роки тому +3

    “Dat Too” PAULIE WALNUTS

  • @ajperry3063
    @ajperry3063 2 роки тому +2

    Can't wait for when you upload Tony taking on Domenic Tedesco at Pizza World

  • @codycooper5768
    @codycooper5768 5 місяців тому

    the way he drops the staple gun, I lost it lol

  • @WaffleHouselvr
    @WaffleHouselvr 2 роки тому +23

    Tony had a Russian girlfriend but he never found his Russian haha🤟🤟

  • @Vito-Spatafore.
    @Vito-Spatafore. 2 роки тому +8

    My blood pressure on account of tying my shoelaces, in da truck waiting with dat security guard.

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 2 роки тому +2

      Back up dere blutto.. Hehehe

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +3

      @@purplesword5536 Oooohhh!!!! Ladies room next door

    • @danbreen1916
      @danbreen1916 2 роки тому +1

      You're delirious......have a cookie

    • @1122reyes
      @1122reyes 2 роки тому +2

      AIDS?!!?!!!!

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +3

      @@1122reyes Nobody's got AIDS! And I dnt wanna here tht word n here again!!

  • @PRVLNTNY
    @PRVLNTNY 2 роки тому +1

    Borko on fire

  • @bugaloo67
    @bugaloo67 16 днів тому

    When he whipped him with the belt he went ahhhhh CMON!!!!!! lmao

  • @julians7613
    @julians7613 2 роки тому +8

    I like how the scene on the dock where tony forms a spectacle over a comment, i think it represents his fragile ego especially when the model he was with (idk her name) quickly forgets about it. I feel its foreshadowing how many problems where caused because Tony couldn’t let something go.

    • @Galvatronover
      @Galvatronover Рік тому +1

      Her name is Irene

    • @thepeoplesanto
      @thepeoplesanto 7 місяців тому +2

      Bet that Russian guy wishes he could "let them go" too😅

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 6 місяців тому

      Irina Peltsin the crazyee Russian.." Don't mess with the Russians Janice ! " 😂💯

  • @ilcommendatore8364
    @ilcommendatore8364 2 роки тому +7

    Mole hair suits, that was Mikey’s problem.

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 2 роки тому +4

      George-a Washington-a bridge-a. Hehehe

    • @mikeabel7577
      @mikeabel7577 2 роки тому +4

      Wheelchair boulevard.

    • @BlaccSuave
      @BlaccSuave 2 роки тому +3

      @@purplesword5536 U give this Guy a staple gun Hell probably try 2 fucc it

  • @c.r.5201
    @c.r.5201 2 роки тому +1

    4:00 looked like he took on Ralphie & Jackie Jr. on the same night with that transition lol