Farts v Queefs (South Park S13,E4)

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  • Опубліковано 16 тра 2016
  • Why farts are funny and queefs are not. Women are sick sometimes
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  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +1008

    “The Road Warrior” queef had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breath

  • @harryvrentas6359
    @harryvrentas6359 4 роки тому +484

    I call my fart the John Cena. You can’t see it, but once it hits you, you’ll go to the hospital

  • @derrisEbynum7182
    @derrisEbynum7182 5 років тому +971

    This was the most funniest, and disgusting episode ever I lost it when that big woman did the road warrior. 😂😂😂😆

    • @lena19191
      @lena19191 5 років тому +20

      Derris Bynum oh man ..I’ve got pain in my tummy from laughing 😂

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 5 років тому +21

      It was Hillary Clinton.

    • @devoncampbell9769
      @devoncampbell9769 4 роки тому +9

      are you shiting me happy birthday to me oh my god

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +6

      John Doe It was.

    • @sarahwatkins4520
      @sarahwatkins4520 4 роки тому +13

      The mens' reaction at the very end is hilarious 😂

  • @skyblazeXIII
    @skyblazeXIII 3 роки тому +196

    The road warrior. That fucking killed me!
    That was straight up savage.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Рік тому

      Lies again? Cum Fart

    • @gfcardi
      @gfcardi Рік тому

      Same here….absolutely brilliant.

  • @michaelsinclair8733
    @michaelsinclair8733 3 роки тому +281

    0:10 Cartman's face when Randy did the Squeaker. 😂😂😂

    • @paullangland6877
      @paullangland6877 2 роки тому +26

      Stan's face when Randy did the Foghorn. 😂😂😂

    • @rob5598
      @rob5598 Рік тому +2

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simplestick2226
      @simplestick2226 Рік тому +1

      ​@@paullangland6877 Because Stan knows that one there ain't no way Randy usually does the Foghorn around him LOL

  • @jarradlawford7239
    @jarradlawford7239 3 роки тому +283

    I died when Cartman yelled YUCK STOP IT LADY 😂

    • @rob5598
      @rob5598 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LBM100
      @LBM100 Рік тому +2

      He said Sick. Not yuck

  • @DanielMartinez-zl6lx
    @DanielMartinez-zl6lx 4 роки тому +167

    “Don’t be scared” is my go to fart

    • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
      @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer 4 роки тому +4

      Daniel Martinez mines the squeaker

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +7

      Mr. Mayhem Fog horn for me.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 3 роки тому +3

      Mines are usually silent because I passed out at a party with people I thought were friends 🥺

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn 3 роки тому +2

      @@A_Black_Sheep94 was the worlds smallest violin playin at that party?

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 3 роки тому +1

      @@AY-qy4jn the worlds smallest something

  • @BJ37
    @BJ37 4 роки тому +129

    The squeakers are the rarest and funniest. I once had a really loud squeaker on a metal chair in class and the metal amplified the fart and rattled throughout the chair. Was so unique that nobody even thought it was a fart.

    • @fischerbradford5837
      @fischerbradford5837 3 роки тому +10

      That was an anal poem, good sir!

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn 3 роки тому +3

      Haha you gay cartoon character

    • @yolk5001
      @yolk5001 2 роки тому +25

      what the fuck did I just read

  • @Kinaibhlan
    @Kinaibhlan 4 роки тому +153

    The Chinese firecracker is my favorite

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose 3 роки тому +11

      Most people do it after a trip to Chipotle

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 2 роки тому

      @@garganrose Try chipotleway

    • @corkscrewpikachu2730
      @corkscrewpikachu2730 Рік тому +2

      Pretty sure Randy needs new boxers.

    • @gfcardi
      @gfcardi Рік тому

      Nah… just turn them inside out!

    • @funshine97
      @funshine97 10 місяців тому +2

      I've done a Chinese Firecracker fart once. Man, it really burns my rear end, I'll tell ya.

  • @MLGxBXRxPRO
    @MLGxBXRxPRO 5 років тому +109

    One off the best things south park has done

  • @blainefiasco8225
    @blainefiasco8225 4 роки тому +69

    That's just talent at that point

    • @extendow
      @extendow 3 роки тому +2

      her jawn was deadass talkin 😭😂😂😂

  • @sarahwatkins4520
    @sarahwatkins4520 4 роки тому +57

    Ouch, my sides at the Road Warrior 😂😂😂😂 Easily one of the funniest moments in South Park, imagine if it appeared in Baseketball lmfao!!

  • @jl-fy3zj
    @jl-fy3zj 4 роки тому +45

    "One for the ladies"

  • @carolynharriman5834
    @carolynharriman5834 2 роки тому +11

    "that's all well and good but we can do the road warrior"
    "No! We go in! We kill! No more talk! We kill! Soon my dog of war! Or we'll have to do it my way!
    You just you just wait!"

    • @sallyboom2
      @sallyboom2 Рік тому +4

      *Guys screamed in disgust*

  • @flamerthevelcioraptorrevie1638
    @flamerthevelcioraptorrevie1638 3 роки тому +33

    The Chinese fire cracker made me laugh so hard

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis Рік тому +9

    I'll never forget the road warrior bit LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @juan0real
    @juan0real 5 років тому +51

    You just, You just wait!! Lmfao

    • @041mikey
      @041mikey 5 років тому +2

      Losers wait*

    • @dannynysus
      @dannynysus 5 років тому

      ​@@041mikey Oh, bollocks...I always thought it was "You just wait". Good onya, mate!

    • @bsherder
      @bsherder 4 роки тому

      @@dannynysus I thought the same thing.

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn 3 роки тому

      @@dannynysus are you that stupid?

  • @conormcloud6426
    @conormcloud6426 4 роки тому +58

    I feel compelled to watch this every 6 months or so. Just keeps me going

    • @blubbfisch98
      @blubbfisch98 4 роки тому +4

      Yo buddy, it's time

    • @conormcloud6426
      @conormcloud6426 4 роки тому +2

      @@blubbfisch98 really need this right now, thanks pal!! 👍

    • @milahu
      @milahu 3 роки тому +1

      happy fart day

    • @CharleyBlumer17
      @CharleyBlumer17 2 роки тому +1

      Back for 6 month check up. Still the best thing ever.

    • @conormcloud6426
      @conormcloud6426 Рік тому +1

      Still keeping me on the straight and narrow

  • @howlpendragon26
    @howlpendragon26 3 місяці тому +3

    “SICK! STOP IT LADY!!!” 😂😂😂

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 10 місяців тому +4

    The "Chinese firecracker" killed me.

  • @lukasr1166
    @lukasr1166 3 роки тому +34

    It is fucking absurd that this is real now

    • @DJ-gs5lz
      @DJ-gs5lz  3 роки тому +7

      All part of the matrix

    • @tronclomarti1913
      @tronclomarti1913 2 роки тому +8

      Someone successfully accomplished the road warrior? OMG

  • @Arm0rofGOD
    @Arm0rofGOD 4 роки тому +81

    The Road Warrior was funny as hell.

  • @Jfricke8
    @Jfricke8 3 роки тому +18

    Cartman at 0:39 has me fucking dying 😂😂😭😭

    • @rob5598
      @rob5598 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @natedoe5409
    @natedoe5409 4 роки тому +26

    I call my fart the deep south and also say "release the evil" 😂

  • @MegaRock1fan
    @MegaRock1fan 2 роки тому +11

    The road Warrior holy crap I was laughing so hard

  • @gfcardi
    @gfcardi Рік тому +9

    I’m a 60 year old guy. I saw this episode when it aired, and even today it cracks me up to the point of tears. My girlfriend says I’m immature…I thank her for the complement.

  • @dylannesbitt8062
    @dylannesbitt8062 Рік тому +3

    "Jesusss christ!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adonisx82
    @adonisx82 4 роки тому +21

    a strong argument for why south park is an awesome show

  • @vivaldireal1741
    @vivaldireal1741 5 років тому +44

    This is the only show that has fart jokes that are funny

  • @nicholasartuso4698
    @nicholasartuso4698 4 роки тому +23

    The "foghorn" is my go to if I held it in for 30 minutes straight

  • @kennethcastelino2667
    @kennethcastelino2667 3 роки тому +12

    The first time I saw this , the Chinese Firecraker killed me. Then , the Road Warrior sent me to the afterlife.

    • @gfcardi
      @gfcardi Рік тому

      Lol! Comment of the day-thanks for the laugh.

  • @coryakabueze4541
    @coryakabueze4541 Рік тому +6

    The road warrior queef had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wayfarer45
    @Wayfarer45 2 роки тому +4

    Fuckin "sneezing unicorn" lmfao.

  • @johngiles6849
    @johngiles6849 Рік тому +5

    I was laughing so hard and literally could not breath. I had to pause it because I needed to catch my breath.

  • @mcccxxiii1323
    @mcccxxiii1323 2 роки тому +3

    This is probably the umpteenth millionth time I’ve watch this exact video since like upload ….never. gets. old.

  • @Sir_Bucket
    @Sir_Bucket 3 роки тому +25

    this is reality now

  • @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201
    @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 3 роки тому +7

    I only looked this up, because I had a dream about a Viking Barbarian hoarde pillaging my hometown/estate where I grew up , and he said the road warrior queef speech.

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn 3 роки тому

      Dude your 1000 years too late for that. Now its the other way around

  • @domfrei02
    @domfrei02 3 роки тому +12

    Umm that lady might need to see a doctor i dont think queefs are suppose to sound like that

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 4 роки тому +8

    The South Park writers are fucking comic Gods!

  • @nitrokiller9959
    @nitrokiller9959 3 роки тому +14

    Ladies and gentlemen. This is reality. Twitch tv

  • @PatriciaMiguela
    @PatriciaMiguela 2 роки тому +10

    Omg I am literally laughing my ass off 🤣

  • @plaguedoct0r
    @plaguedoct0r 8 місяців тому +1

    Probably my favourite south park quote of all time

  • @lukamilic
    @lukamilic 3 роки тому +4

    *Here after the Twitch queef video* 😂

  • @KujaroJotu
    @KujaroJotu 10 місяців тому +3

    0:05 I just love how all the men in the room are listening intently to Randy, like they’re taking in every word like it’s a matter of life and death. Meanwhile, the women are looking at him like “are we really doing this?”

    • @eriklakeland3857
      @eriklakeland3857 5 місяців тому +1

      And how the men in the background look disturbed/grossed out with the women queef

  • @adamferencszi797
    @adamferencszi797 Рік тому +3

    Cartman's face lol

  • @Gunshywally1369
    @Gunshywally1369 4 роки тому +11

    I referenced this at work and my buddy was like "What is that from?" uh... "Mad max?"

  • @mmalithefather1472
    @mmalithefather1472 2 роки тому +4

    The "don't be scared" is my personal favorite

  • @boeybricklover
    @boeybricklover Рік тому +2

    1:05 Mr. Garrison covers his nose by using his Shirt.😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gfcardi
      @gfcardi Рік тому

      Whoa! I’ve watched this a hundred times and never noticed that. Awesome catch.

  • @Jordan-qv8vn
    @Jordan-qv8vn 3 роки тому +5

    1:04 when someone is coughing

  • @Smaugogo2b
    @Smaugogo2b 8 місяців тому +1

    Interessant to know is that the road warrior reference to mad max has been changed to rambo s voice reference in france

  • @cmkcrew3624
    @cmkcrew3624 Рік тому +1

    "The Chinese firecracker" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelusPrime57902
    @MichaelusPrime57902 2 роки тому +4

    That last queef had went too far. So Queefing is no joke.

  • @wendyannchadwick2415
    @wendyannchadwick2415 5 років тому +10

    *clears my throat* you just YOU JUST WAIT! *squeaker fart*

  • @alphaleonis6252
    @alphaleonis6252 5 років тому +10

    That face is what made it

  • @gathiusm.nimith3344
    @gathiusm.nimith3344 5 років тому +39

    Sorry woman won that one. Sorry dude she got me at the mad max: rogue warrior. And I'm a guy.

  • @aaroncline8080
    @aaroncline8080 4 роки тому +3

    Yo the end iam fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealSinjinsmyth
    @TheRealSinjinsmyth 4 роки тому +7

    LMFAO @ The Chinese Firecracker

  • @funshine97
    @funshine97 10 місяців тому +1

    @ 0:11 Oh, big deal! I've heard that squeaker fart plenty of times!

  • @xplushie3039
    @xplushie3039 Рік тому +1

    That last part was so funny I was laughing so hard

  • @Trig242
    @Trig242 Рік тому +1

    Stop it lady!!! 😂

  • @kendoruslink7017
    @kendoruslink7017 Рік тому +2

    Funniest South Park moment ever

  • @MatrixRC
    @MatrixRC 10 місяців тому

    This was the funniest 🤣

  • @gerard2813
    @gerard2813 4 роки тому +3

    Road warrior for the win

  • @bernadettemarquand3890
    @bernadettemarquand3890 Місяць тому

    This is hilarious😂😂😂

  • @psychedeliccarrie5921
    @psychedeliccarrie5921 5 років тому +35

    South Park once again predicting future America (The signs were all there, it just took a Mandarin to trigger them).

  • @shavorisveal3791
    @shavorisveal3791 4 роки тому +11

    LMFAO‼️‼️😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

  • @mikepetri3536
    @mikepetri3536 Рік тому

    0:41 Chinese firecracker 😂

  • @vanzter
    @vanzter Місяць тому

    The resuscitator was hilarious but the road warrior....... If a lady could do that shit for real. Oh my freaking god id literally die laughing.

  • @chrishughes1574
    @chrishughes1574 3 роки тому +1

    0:01 sick baby says “it’s not a joke”

  • @grantcurtismartin9016
    @grantcurtismartin9016 Рік тому

    Freaking lost it. Hahahahahaha

  • @timothyeckard5182
    @timothyeckard5182 3 роки тому +1

    Chinese firecracker sounds painful LOL

  • @chrishughes1574
    @chrishughes1574 3 роки тому +1

    0:35 sound: XD

  • @stahu_mishima
    @stahu_mishima 2 роки тому +3

    Queefs are honestly just superior

  • @stormtroopertk8
    @stormtroopertk8 11 місяців тому

    The fucking road warrior 🤣

  • @joebenoit8005
    @joebenoit8005 2 роки тому +1

    he forgot the most important one
    silent but deadly

  • @Kwendtster
    @Kwendtster 2 роки тому

    Aggghhhh!!! Jesus Christ!! 😂😂

  • @klashkov-9332
    @klashkov-9332 2 місяці тому

    I call my farts the "Mushroom Cloud" and the "Chlorine Gas"

  • @mariemurtagh886
    @mariemurtagh886 4 роки тому +7

    When you’re more of a burper-

    • @sewermachine2385
      @sewermachine2385 4 роки тому +5

      Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it.

  • @LordofDarknessX
    @LordofDarknessX Рік тому +1

    LMFAO

  • @nickcds3419
    @nickcds3419 2 роки тому

    The best.

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 5 років тому +34

    That last one went too far.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +9

      Yᴏsʜɪ_Dɪɴᴏ_Kɪᴅᴅᴏ She has one powerful vag.

    • @juliocubias91
      @juliocubias91 Рік тому

      💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @edra2005
    @edra2005 Рік тому

    Notice how all the men around the road warrior queef look horrified 😂

  • @Husky-Builds
    @Husky-Builds 3 роки тому +3

    Sounth park is fucking amazing

  • @gracedove1684
    @gracedove1684 Рік тому

    The stepped on a duck fart

  • @TwistedReality13
    @TwistedReality13 4 роки тому +2

    What happened to the question mark fart

  • @smokeybear5460
    @smokeybear5460 2 роки тому

    I firecracker every morning

  • @sandramoore3790
    @sandramoore3790 5 років тому +5

    If I farted like that I go to a doctor😁😁😁

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn 3 роки тому +1

      And your husband would divorce you😁

  • @joho4604
    @joho4604 4 роки тому +7

    Suggestions did not bring me here

  • @CyberDragonSword
    @CyberDragonSword 4 роки тому +2

    LOL 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @GalenMarek1988
    @GalenMarek1988 Рік тому

    I unleashed a chinese firecracker at work a couple days ago. My co worker said it sounded "soupy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    @0:45

  • @crystaledoree1109
    @crystaledoree1109 2 місяці тому

    The road warrior sent me west (mad max reference look it up you’ll laugh even harder)

  • @troubledseed
    @troubledseed 2 роки тому

    you just.. you just wait.

  • @redacted2733
    @redacted2733 11 місяців тому +1

    As a Chinese I can confirm the Chinese Firecracker is indeed a Chinese Firecracker

  • @TopFlightSecurity415
    @TopFlightSecurity415 2 роки тому

    im surprised southpark has lasted this long with them doing this type of shit lol

  • @curtisc6768
    @curtisc6768 Рік тому +2

    I think the woman at the end was hillary clinton

  • @marquisejohnson2770
    @marquisejohnson2770 Рік тому

    He forgot to mention we also have the V8 Skidmark

  • @JimmyRambo007
    @JimmyRambo007 4 місяці тому

    Its hilarious how Garrison spent time as a woman and is disgusted by queefs 😂😂😂

  • @holtec333
    @holtec333 Рік тому

    i lost my shit at the road warrior

  • @timburr4453
    @timburr4453 10 місяців тому +1

    Liz Cheney with the road warrior

  • @jamesnau100
    @jamesnau100 Рік тому +1

    That's some great cuntrol ngl