I am loving your protagonist series, I wish you also did the short alternate ending where he tells the Marshall off for being a moron and just leaving. I couldn't stand the start of that game, it was moronic and should of been called out for it. There is no way a single Federal agent would serve a warrant on an armed religious compound, let alone compel a local law sheriff department to do all the heavy lifting.
Tbh, was honestly hoping that 10 minutes was going to be dedicated to Deputy and the Father having banter while waiting out the time for the secret ending
this NEEDS to be a series, i can just imagine one of the scences: "oh a shovel launcher you say? say no more, now shut up and take my money!" "now lets test it... *shoots friendly* " "yeah id say its quite powerfull."
I wouldn't mind Far Cry 5 being a series itself, I think it could be done really well with a speaking protagonist and other camera angles than just first-person. My best way to solve the multiple gender option part is that they're born intersex, so they aren't either gender. Plus then the show would get an award for being woke.
"So Joseph we got some time to kill was that girl your sister or what, and is she single? I mean I don't mind if she's crazy sometimes that's for the fun i'm just not sure I want the additional baggage of you know the whole cult thing. I think she comes in to convert for me. " That was hilarious and exactly what I was thinking when I played the game.
My gal, the Deputy: "Oh, lusting after the sis' in a family of psychopathic big brothers? That's a world of pain right there, but I love a challenge." 😉
Mountain Dew is the tastiest carbonated poison on Earth! If you are going to choose your own death then might as well as go out with whatever makes you happy!
He'd definitely talk out John and try to flirt with Faith I JUST FEEL IT. And in New Dawn, he'll probably try to talk to Edeners and tell his story from 17 years ago.
you know i never see anyone mention, didn't that female deputy have a shotgun at the beginning cut scene leading to the church? where did that go? that would have come in handy
To be fair, they were just in a helicopter crashed caused by a crazy dude flying into the blades, and were in a daze as they were trying to escape the burning wreckage and the Peggies grabbing them.
The bright lord probably tried to not create a big scene but I do think an armored column would have been smarter especially since the cult is well armed and is technically a terrorist army
I remember I was watching a gameplay about how many different guns are there&stuff and when I saw the shovel I was like " now that's kind of weapon im looking for!" I wasn't wrong you know...
It is the little details that really make these things comedy gold. Like that ”whoosh” sound when you ocasionally change scenes instead of the usual black out and ”beep”. I hope you will use more of that new sound, it actually adds more comedy.
Watching this video had me on the edge of my seat the whole time through your light-hearted humour help relax me a bit but whenever I Joseph my blood runs cold, any plans of doing Far Cry primal?
@@thrasher122489Honestly, it does make the protagonist more of a meme, as he’s basically a silent automaton who only displays emotion when he catches a fish.
2:24 I've played through the entire game 3 times (technically 5 when I got the walk away ending in the beginning by accident twice), and I've seen the intro even more, and only now do I realize Pratt drinks out of a (presumably alcohol-filled) flask and offer some to Hudson. Hudson, being an actual responsible pilot just simply declines since they're all going to make a huge arrest.
I so wish the Deputy/Rookie had a smart mouth like that in the game. It would be infinitely funnier at times. SPOILER WARNING! That being said, I liked this game up until the ending. While it didn't ruin the rest of the game for me. (New Dawn makes up for it. Especially with the disc launcher weapon.) I wish the ending wasn't a sort of. "All efforts were for nought." kind of deal. But that would be because I prefer the good prevails action hero ending types.
Especially with cults. I don't know why I think I would have been fine with it in any other way but cults make me pop a rage boner like nobodies business. Liked the game a lot but man the ending ticked me off a new one.
I got some ideas, some fishing, some side quests, always end on the end of every next kidnapping. Using multiple hired guns for varied missions. Etc. Looking forward to your next episodes here. If you actually make the next thing here because you have not been too keen on continuing this much. Why is that by the way?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the reason why the Deputy has a focus on Mr. Seed's daughter is a stress response. Dude latched on to something familiar, "woman hot," and latched onto that to stop himself from snapping under the pressure, and to disassociate from the traumatic events he's experiencing.
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Amazing.mp4
This video is frickin hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also my favorite part of this video is when you use that reference from your What if Doomguy talked more in Doom Eternal video.
I am loving your protagonist series, I wish you also did the short alternate ending where he tells the Marshall off for being a moron and just leaving.
I couldn't stand the start of that game, it was moronic and should of been called out for it. There is no way a single Federal agent would serve a warrant on an armed religious compound, let alone compel a local law sheriff department to do all the heavy lifting.
As if I haven't already watched it. 🤣
Tbh, was honestly hoping that 10 minutes was going to be dedicated to Deputy and the Father having banter while waiting out the time for the secret ending
that was FC4 right? not FC5
rednil rednil both FC4 and FC5 had a thing where if you stand there for 10 minutes, you beat the game
Same dude
Stand where
@@jdog61231 in far cry 4 you wait at the table while pagan min runs errands and in far cry 5 you wait 15 minutes and don’t cuff Joseph
this NEEDS to be a series, i can just imagine one of the scences: "oh a shovel launcher you say? say no more, now shut up and take my money!"
"now lets test it... *shoots friendly* "
"yeah id say its quite powerfull."
I wouldn't mind Far Cry 5 being a series itself, I think it could be done really well with a speaking protagonist and other camera angles than just first-person. My best way to solve the multiple gender option part is that they're born intersex, so they aren't either gender. Plus then the show would get an award for being woke.
no kidding lol
Guess what he's back
"Youre pitchy" God I wish that was the only line rook ever said
I was proud of that one. If I could've done a video and only put that one line in (and not been accused of being lazy), I would've.
It's never too late... *the shovel understands*
That is both hilarious and extremely badass. Well done as always PSTL!
SHOVEL GANG
"Hey dutch, You got a plan like this other dutch i know?"
Y do you have the russian badger as your profile pic?
“You don’t know anything about God. He’s very vengeful and loves Cheetos”
I see what you did there and I love it.
He likes the flaming hot, with the dew.
Was this in reference to Doom Slayer?
@@alphamarine4784 the dew slayer.
@@alphamarine4784 You mean DOOMGOD
He's an angry Cheetos seeking god
“Is my gift your sister? I mean I’ll settle for John he’s pretty” that killed me
WTF
"So Joseph we got some time to kill was that girl your sister or what, and is she single? I mean I don't mind if she's crazy sometimes that's for the fun i'm just not sure I want the additional baggage of you know the whole cult thing. I think she comes in to convert for me. " That was hilarious and exactly what I was thinking when I played the game.
When Ubisoft make girl enemy sexy and attractive.
Same
My gal, the Deputy: "Oh, lusting after the sis' in a family of psychopathic big brothers? That's a world of pain right there, but I love a challenge." 😉
Can't believe this game had me simpin for a virtual girl.
@@revolvertaco7493 ikr. I never play this game. I am just downloading this game for her lmao.
Damn that was actually intimidating when he said touch her and I'll do some sinning all right
Perfectly summed up my own feelings though…
Literaly everyones reaction: “Who is that girl and is she single?”
Faith's actor, Jenessa Grant, has a UA-cam channel, so all the simps can swarm there if they want.
I wish I didn't have to kill her
@@Tiger0408 I’m glad I got to. She annoyed me
@@similarmelody8698 same hate the bliss
Nah
The pen may be mightier than the sword but the shovel is stronger than all. SHOVEL TIME!
Heck yeah the shovel always win
Shovel go bonk
*happy Gasmask noises*
Shovel knight had right idea a shovel is a deadly weapon
" The shovel understands. " "shovel, Shovel, SHOVEL"
16:12
Dutch: “Smartest thing for me to do, would be to just hand you over”
Rook: “You shouldn’t, I make a good omelette.”
Dutch: “F*ck” *releases him*
"I drink mt dew on purpose", lmfao
Mountain Dew is the tastiest carbonated poison on Earth! If you are going to choose your own death then might as well as go out with whatever makes you happy!
That’s the most american thing I ever heard
Best part for me XD
He'd definitely talk out John and try to flirt with Faith I JUST FEEL IT.
And in New Dawn, he'll probably try to talk to Edeners and tell his story from 17 years ago.
I like the fact this video came out the day I start playing far cry 5 again
Holy shit what a coincidence bro same👍
I finished it like 1 or 2 months ago
UA-cam's algorithm is getting scary
Same dude
I repeated the game at least 6 times during lockdown xd
Rook is the grown up version of "The quiet kid".
you know i never see anyone mention, didn't that female deputy have a shotgun at the beginning cut scene leading to the church? where did that go? that would have come in handy
Plus, didn't the sheriff say "weapons holstered?"
To be fair, they were just in a helicopter crashed caused by a crazy dude flying into the blades, and were in a daze as they were trying to escape the burning wreckage and the Peggies grabbing them.
I just wanna know why they sent police to arrest a leader of a CULT.
The bright lord probably tried to not create a big scene but I do think an armored column would have been smarter especially since the cult is well armed and is technically a terrorist army
You can't really use that when the helicopter's out of control and you can't aim it without risking your fellow deputies' lives
Whenever a video of yours comes to an end i always find myself craving for more. Kinda like how the deputy keeps craving for more bliss
“Hey do I hear a bomb?”
Scene cuts with an explosion
17:28. We yust need more money Arthur, one last hit
Hey I don't need to know about spoilers ik there's a Nike choice in the end
N i k e
Ah yes, I remember at the end of the game where the world got Nike'd. Whole world got bought out by Nike and everything slapped with their logo.
"Sometimes its best to leave well enough alone."
- Earl Whitehorse
You say " why don't helicopters come with air bags" I say " why don't helicopters come with ejector seats"
You're really on to something there chief 😂
Eject upwards into the blades?
Okay Russian Badger calm down there
@@BrainMeltGaming Downward firing ejector seats
@@BrainMeltGaming Look up for Russian gunships Ka 50 or Ka 52 ejection system.
I remember I was watching a gameplay about how many different guns are there&stuff and when I saw the shovel I was like " now that's kind of weapon im looking for!"
I wasn't wrong you know...
“God is very vengeful and loves Cheetos.”
Hmm.
Wait...*remembers Doomslayer series* Well, he’s not wrong
Me: I´m boooored 😒
Me 5 min later: Oooo a new Press Start To Laugh!!! 😁😅
It is the little details that really make these things comedy gold. Like that ”whoosh” sound when you ocasionally change scenes instead of the usual black out and ”beep”. I hope you will use more of that new sound, it actually adds more comedy.
YOU CANNOT MAKE ME WATCH ANYTHING!
Oh, can't I?
@@PressStartToLaugh Okay, I may have watched some of the video, but not because you told me to. It's because Wibbles asked nicely.
Good. Because I was about to go tell on you to your wife. She woulda made you.
Just had to say bro........ That's some beautiful murder skills you got going there buddy. Spot on
I really wish this one had gotten a full series. Hive pretending to be high might be one of the best jokes.
I've been debating coming back to this one lately. So I just might
As Jacob himself you should @@PressStartToLaugh
Watching this video had me on the edge of my seat the whole time through your light-hearted humour help relax me a bit but whenever I Joseph my blood runs cold, any plans of doing Far Cry primal?
Only guy not speaking Wenja. I like it.
I laughed my ass off on this. I wish there was more videos of Far Cry 5
Perhaps there will be. Depends on how much people like this one
"What is the Deputy talked in Far Cry 5?"
The game would have been better
No, this was one of the reasons I liked this game.
@@thrasher122489Honestly, it does make the protagonist more of a meme, as he’s basically a silent automaton who only displays emotion when he catches a fish.
I’ve always wondered why the marshal blew into his pistol mag like a video game memory card maybe it runs better it’s like oil.
I'm playing through this again on Hard mode. It seems so festive considering how things are going lately.
There should have been a Part 2!
It’s possible there still could be. But at the time of release, this didn’t do too well
The way he spoke about faith reminded me of me play the start of far cry 5 I was sad to have to kill her
I immediately pegged (hehe) Dispatch as a plant by the cult as soon as she said "I'll be praying for you".
"For some reason" İ think he was high on drugs while recording this stuff. But İt might just be the crazy ol' me
All i can say is do the ending where you bring in Mr. Manbun.
I think fC5s intro was one of the best intros of the series, but thats just my opinion.
2:24 I've played through the entire game 3 times (technically 5 when I got the walk away ending in the beginning by accident twice), and I've seen the intro even more, and only now do I realize Pratt drinks out of a (presumably alcohol-filled) flask and offer some to Hudson. Hudson, being an actual responsible pilot just simply declines since they're all going to make a huge arrest.
We need more of this. I wanna see how you do faith
I only now noticed that the rookie is zip tied to the same bedpost both in the start and the ending of this game.
i want a whole fucking playthrough with this guy in character
"I drink Mountain Dew on purpose!"
I died.
I wonder what deputy's reaction to cheeseburger and peaches would be (the bear and cougar fangs for hire)
I call him Rook Ferburger.
Twenty points to who gets where that name for him comes from
Who would win:
A psychopath that claims to be the very word of God himself with a giant army
or
Some dude with a shovel
I never knew bliss made you sound like claptrap
Little known fact.
Nice game + good youtuber =LEGEND
Far cry 5 in a nutshell
Violence is a question and the answer is yes
I so wish the Deputy/Rookie had a smart mouth like that in the game. It would be infinitely funnier at times.
SPOILER WARNING!
That being said, I liked this game up until the ending. While it didn't ruin the rest of the game for me. (New Dawn makes up for it. Especially with the disc launcher weapon.) I wish the ending wasn't a sort of. "All efforts were for nought." kind of deal. But that would be because I prefer the good prevails action hero ending types.
Especially with cults. I don't know why I think I would have been fine with it in any other way but cults make me pop a rage boner like nobodies business. Liked the game a lot but man the ending ticked me off a new one.
All efforts were for nought...
That's how *every* Far Cry game ends...
i like the resist ending better, even if it wasn't cannon
The most grievous of crimes: drinking mtn dew on purpose
The rookie would've known what country he's in
NO ONE ELSE IVE TALKED TO HAS POINTED OUT THAT BURKE JUST STRAIGHT UP ABANDONED US
*TWICE*
No kidding. What a jerk. I don't even wanna save him.
PLSS “want me to ignore a federal warrant sheriff?” “I do” 😭😭😭🤚
God loves Cheetos.
Doom God confirmed. Which means a lot of very disappointed, confused, and ripped/torn Peggies in the near future.
Can't wait for a part 2.
If this was uncensored, I would use this as modded dialogue for the game 🤣🤣🤣
Oh you better be ready to do farcry new dawn! Cuz the ending is.... explosive.
I got some ideas, some fishing, some side quests, always end on the end of every next kidnapping. Using multiple hired guns for varied missions. Etc. Looking forward to your next episodes here. If you actually make the next thing here because you have not been too keen on continuing this much. Why is that by the way?
This video didn't get very many views until very recently. It's picked up in the past month or two, so it may get a sequel episode now.
@@PressStartToLaugh aha, i thought you might have just thought the game was trash or you were too busy on other things.
Need more... Wanna see him react to Faith
Rook: what 3rd world country are we in
me: WELCOME TO AMERICA!
“AmErIcA bAd REEEEEEae!!!!!!!”
-Typical Twitter using parasites
I crush on the faith too
I start to understand why the rooks doesn't talk
I know. It makes the game TOO good. And we can't have that.
who is here because part two just came out?
When the deputy cathes a fish he grunts and it sounds like he saying "yeah" so the deputy has a voice he just never speaks
Hey I just had a idea: what if jacket from hotline Miami talked
In my head, he's mostly making Scarface references from all the lines of coke he would have done before/after missions.
Oh yeah I forgot bout the coke
We wanted more of this
It’s been growing in popularity lately. When it came out it didn’t so well. So we’ll see
Oh god LET THIS BE A SERIES!!
A Video Suggestion:
If Captain Price talked in Call of Duty?
But,he always talks
Every time he throws a shovel I imagine a yeet
Dude...please...im begging you here...this is more important then Hurk finding his last brain cell...PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 YOUR KILLING ME HERE!!!
Now, supposing this was a full series, is the MC simping for Jess, Grace or Faith?
personally im going with faith shame I had to kill her
*Im the Deputy Now*
What if The Deputy Talked in Far Cry 5 part 2?
I, too, drink mountain dew on purpose.
You buy loot boxes? HERESY! SINNER! Doom God have mercy on your soul.
The talking to faith part would probably be my Mc version of deputy when in the bliss
"I drink Mountain Dew on purpose". If that's a sin, then put me in the deep circle of hell cause I sinned ALOOOOOOT!
Loved it! He has a real Nathan Drake vibe to him.
PLEASE DO MORE I LOVE THIS GAME.
You see, what his is when you call in the A-10 and just. Just fucking raze all of them.
It's ironic that Joseph knew that the deputy/rook was a problem
Me: *sees the siblings* .....why do they have to be so good looking?
RIP my poor bi heart.
Same😔
He really should continue this and finish it love to see his reaction to the nuke drop.
I hope there will be part 2
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the reason why the Deputy has a focus on Mr. Seed's daughter is a stress response. Dude latched on to something familiar, "woman hot," and latched onto that to stop himself from snapping under the pressure, and to disassociate from the traumatic events he's experiencing.
My guess is that the deputy is a mute
title: what if the deputy talked in far cry 5
me: i don't need sleep i need answers
We need a skit of the hidden ending
If rook could talk it would be me a existential crisis about a SMG or shotgun or a 1911 or revolver
Can we get the "secret ending" edition later?
You should try Dragons Dogma. Your character says nothing, even at points in which something SHOULD be said
25:24 this moment killed me
Part two please
Rook and the captain are my favorite far cry protagonists because I can imagine them saying whatever I want