[ASMR] Polite Vampire Feeds on You!

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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2024

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  • @ezra4785
    @ezra4785 6 років тому +664

    iF tHiS aPp wAs ReaL oMg

    • @laylameza23
      @laylameza23 6 років тому +19

      Lavenderp I didnt read the if and so all I saw was tHiS aPp wAs ReaL 😂😂😂

    • @ezra4785
      @ezra4785 6 років тому +8

      wheeze

    • @Bunnbi
      @Bunnbi 5 років тому +18

      @@ezra4785 BRUH IF ONLY, I WOULD GET THIS APP IN LIKE A SNAP OF A FINGER!!!👌👌👌👌

    • @kittycatchristmas151
      @kittycatchristmas151 5 років тому +2

      @@Bunnbi same

    • @sophie-darling
      @sophie-darling 5 років тому +2

      Where do i sign up?!?! 😂

  • @littlereading4528
    @littlereading4528 6 років тому +1291

    Imagine a vampire being a florist. What's your favourite flower? Oh bleeding hearts.

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +215

      I imagine they'd be a fan of carnivorous plants too, but Finn might take some problem with my stereotyping! 🤐🤐

    • @littlereading4528
      @littlereading4528 6 років тому +31

      unasmr Shhhhh Finn might be around

    • @ponylover2206
      @ponylover2206 5 років тому +10

      LittleReading blue roses

    • @keytheghostknight9796
      @keytheghostknight9796 4 роки тому +10

      I've tried growing bleeding hearts. They ate impossible

    • @vanillune
      @vanillune 4 роки тому +5

      StarPelt Of TunnelClan my Grandparents used to have a bush, I can’t remember if its still there, they’re beautiful though.

  • @hamburgerhe1pme
    @hamburgerhe1pme 6 років тому +2567

    me holding my neck out to vampires: “come get y’all juice”

  • @gpvids9546
    @gpvids9546 6 років тому +774

    This vampire is more polite than most of the people I know.... I need someone like this in my life lmao

  • @pandagal3622
    @pandagal3622 6 років тому +978

    Basically... Bloody Tinder.

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +154

      well.......... y'know. it just sounds strange when you put it that way! 😂

    • @Aurora99342
      @Aurora99342 6 років тому +29

      I WANT THIS APP

    • @tedistired44
      @tedistired44 5 років тому +38

      Tinder on its period.

    • @lemon5309
      @lemon5309 5 років тому +21

      Tinder *sucks* AMIRIGHT

    • @kittycatchristmas151
      @kittycatchristmas151 5 років тому +5

      XD

  • @cranial_bait
    @cranial_bait 6 років тому +694

    VAMPIRE FACTS! :
    1) In olden vampire lore, they chose to bite the neck because of the jugular vein being present there. Nowadays it’s moreso... and intimate thing like said before.
    2) Vampires in old lore were obsessed with counting! Throw something in front of them (mustard seeds recommended I believe) and they’ll have no choice but to count them. That’s one way to save yourself from someone who you suspect to be a vampire apparently! Which made the ‘Count’ from sesame street all he more accurate.
    (That’s all I got... sorry... only two facts. Rip)

    • @notyourabg
      @notyourabg 6 років тому +143

      Lil Shroomie I’ll add on!
      3) the only reason vampires couldn’t have their pictures taken or reflections seen is because historic mirrors were backed with silver and old photos utilized silver powder or plates. silver is a holy metal, and, thus, they could not interact with it. this means modern vampires can look in modern (aluminum-backed) mirrors and take pictures with polaroids or digital cameras!

    • @user-dj9cf4kv2t
      @user-dj9cf4kv2t 5 років тому +6

      👏🏾yesssss

    • @muskndusk
      @muskndusk 5 років тому +1

      KXTTY KXTTY: isn't that werewolves? Check out the film Love At First Bite!

    • @stardevilbunny1187
      @stardevilbunny1187 5 років тому +14

      I never knew the counting thing... Now that I do though I hope it works!!

    • @mossbandkit9165
      @mossbandkit9165 5 років тому +6

      Omg, I think sesame street is now ruined for me

  • @Ghosttfoam
    @Ghosttfoam 6 років тому +897

    Him: Are you pregnant?
    Me:...im a guy

  • @vesperlee5232
    @vesperlee5232 6 років тому +1354

    Me: "Why not the neck?!" 😭
    *friend looks at me oddly*
    Friend: "What are you watching?"
    Me: "Mind your own business!"

    • @Remrem1810
      @Remrem1810 6 років тому +18

      I found myself lolol

    • @elmadragon7364
      @elmadragon7364 6 років тому +17

      I would say "I'm watching art! But you can't look cuz its mah computer/laptop/tablet"

    • @thatweirdartgirl7643
      @thatweirdartgirl7643 6 років тому +5

      Yes queen

    • @potatoxd3439
      @potatoxd3439 6 років тому +3

      Oh God this will happen to me

    • @potatoxd3439
      @potatoxd3439 6 років тому +5

      My friends will take my phone and play doe ;-;

  • @hellohoomans4519
    @hellohoomans4519 6 років тому +281

    Dang if vampires were this dang polite and sweet, I would let them suck my blood ANYDAY

  • @AveryDelMiller
    @AveryDelMiller 6 років тому +1398

    If this was a real thing I'd have a vampire boyfriend in like a goddamn second

  • @jasmineshepard8713
    @jasmineshepard8713 6 років тому +2241

    Fin: I'm just gonna take ur arm
    Me: WHAT!!! WHY NO NECK?!?!?
    Fin: neck bites are intimate
    Me: *internally screaming* AIN'T THAT THE POINT!!!!!

    • @creasedaf1s
      @creasedaf1s 6 років тому +169

      I INHALED MY DRINK WHEN I READ THIS

    • @alpsraven
      @alpsraven 6 років тому +50

      All these comments XD

    • @sicosaya09
      @sicosaya09 6 років тому +39

      jasmine shepard IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS!

    • @mcgoth_4534
      @mcgoth_4534 6 років тому +15

      jasmine shepard you said fun the second time you said his name

    • @jasmineshepard8713
      @jasmineshepard8713 6 років тому +10

      PinkUnicorn 2475 Ooooopps 😂😄

  • @AuntK68
    @AuntK68 6 років тому +336

    "Floral design's not just for fairies anymore." Why did I laugh so hard at this line? Anyway, really cute/original concept for this audio. Donor app for vampires - who knew?

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +40

      #endthestereotypes2k18 😂
      Thanks for the sweet comment- I'm happy you liked it!

    • @akaripinex7531
      @akaripinex7531 6 років тому +6

      Kristi C I thought it was funny because it could be taken in a joking way or as in literal fairies.😂

  • @trishahansen6653
    @trishahansen6653 6 років тому +1391

    Him: Are you pregnant?
    Me: Am I gregnant?
    Edit: HoW? So many people...! Thanks!

    • @basil4499
      @basil4499 6 років тому +143

      Am I pregonate?
      Can u get... Pregante?

    • @22Cat222
      @22Cat222 6 років тому +7

      LazyPanda 1624 😂😂

    • @thatonerandomperson8866
      @thatonerandomperson8866 6 років тому +49

      LazyPanda 1624 am I pregante? Am I pegan? Am I pegant? XD love that vid

    • @thatonerandomperson8866
      @thatonerandomperson8866 6 років тому +42

      And what's a Luigi board? What's a weggie board? What a wedgie board does.

    • @monsterenergypunk
      @monsterenergypunk 6 років тому +66

      Am I pregananant?!

  • @Saxonygal
    @Saxonygal 6 років тому +495

    Wait, a vampire ASMR roleplay that is CONSENSUAL?! I might actually cry. Thank you sooo much!! :)

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +98

      right~? I noticed a sore lack of consensual vampire videos, so I thought I' d cook one up- glad I wasn't the only one looking for them! ;;
      you're very welcome, thank you for watching and commenting! c:

    • @lollyyolo7587
      @lollyyolo7587 6 років тому +9

      Ikr!!! I love how this video was done! It's awesome!

    • @arcaneviolence5459
      @arcaneviolence5459 6 років тому +4

      I was the 69th like, maybe its not so consensual owo

  • @beebispopeebis
    @beebispopeebis 6 років тому +371

    Im late but...
    PART 2
    PART 2
    PART 2

  • @slothy5535
    @slothy5535 6 років тому +757

    _excuse me_
    You’re voice is actually cute, I love it

    • @peachaesthetics6972
      @peachaesthetics6972 6 років тому +29

      BubbleTea _excuse me_
      Your username is cute

    • @sadboi6180
      @sadboi6180 6 років тому +13

      @@peachaesthetics6972 hahaha....you sly dog you.😂

  • @cutecat7613
    @cutecat7613 6 років тому +468

    You can make a religion out of this

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +153

      😂😂
      "you could make a reli- no dont"

    • @cutecat7613
      @cutecat7613 6 років тому +13

      unasmr you just made my day so much better

    • @hxlium3948
      @hxlium3948 6 років тому +11

      unasmr man, i love this channels comments

    • @MeerkatHugger
      @MeerkatHugger 6 років тому +18

      Cute Cat
      “are you religious? I’d like to introduce you to my religion”
      “What’s your religion?”
      “Unasmr”
      “I’m interested”

    • @thesilverwolf1560
      @thesilverwolf1560 6 років тому +3

      IM IN!!

  • @gabbyandsabrina8533
    @gabbyandsabrina8533 6 років тому +290

    Can he please be my boyfriend?

    • @nightmarestale1051
      @nightmarestale1051 4 роки тому +7

      The comment plus the cup heads face next to it is just perfect😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @basil4499
    @basil4499 6 років тому +418

    As someone terrified of needles and the procedure before it, I am excited to say this was extremely relaxing.

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +47

      💕 I'm happy this didn't give you any issues with that then! glad you enjoyed c:

    • @jadethompson5698
      @jadethompson5698 6 років тому +2

      Bean Army❤

    • @the_littlewhite_knight6321
      @the_littlewhite_knight6321 6 років тому +4

      Same man same though the skin noise of the bite nearly killed me

    • @boo6883
      @boo6883 6 років тому +3

      Bean same I HATE shots

    • @aritaekookie8976
      @aritaekookie8976 6 років тому

      I'm sleepy. when can I go home? AHHH I LUV UR NAME!!!

  • @mistresssiloh7450
    @mistresssiloh7450 6 років тому +871

    Finn: I'm just gonna go ahead and take your arm-
    Me: huh? not the neck?
    Finn: heh yeah definitely the arm
    Me: "neck bites must be sexual..."
    Finn: neck bites are uhh.. intimate
    Me: Haha! I knew it! X,D

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +94

      Haha, I tend to visualize the scene to help with writing it, and I just couldn't imagine a way that didn't seem a little awkward! 😳😳

    • @chillmatcha
      @chillmatcha 6 років тому +19

      unasmr we need a neck bite scene please :")

    • @kikilalroue
      @kikilalroue 6 років тому

      Black Mamba ikr

    • @cranial_bait
      @cranial_bait 6 років тому +13

      Yeahhh... modern neck bites are more intimate as said before but they used to be because of the jugular vein in your neck. Which might also explain why most would die afterwards...?

    • @mistresssiloh7450
      @mistresssiloh7450 6 років тому

      unasmr amazing talent you got! ♥

  • @465lps
    @465lps 6 років тому +232

    This is the best thing I have ever heard in terms of vampires feeding. There is never a story or audio where the whole thing is comfortable and CONSENSUAL LIKE OMG!! I felt very comfy while listening to this. I feel like your a nurse and I’m a patient or someone that’s giving blood. 😍😍💖

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +45

      I'm all about keeping things comfy and consensual tbh, that was always my problem with vampire asmr ;; of course, that doesn't make it a bad thing, some people might like it, but I know I'd rather be asked to be touched, be checked in on, all that, and I thought I couldn't be the only one~
      I'm glad you enjoyed those aspects of this too, I'm happy to hear it! 😊😊

    • @465lps
      @465lps 6 років тому +7

      unasmr you keep making monster audios like these were the monster is incredibly gentle and concerned for the human. Or other monsters because I notice whenever there is a group of monsters they are always so barbaric and cruel, yet they see each other as comrades. I’d like a monster group that are gentle giants to each other.

    • @tiekoot
      @tiekoot 6 років тому +11

      Consent is sexy AF!

  • @renee6008
    @renee6008 6 років тому +77

    I enjoy the character so much but the WORLD BUILDING is top notch, I enjoy this concept greatly.

  • @A30NSS
    @A30NSS 6 років тому +67

    *ArE yOU dRacuLa?*
    friend: what are you watching?
    Also me: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS?!

  • @eserine7280
    @eserine7280 6 років тому +46

    The sound if the bite always make my heart flutter

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +14

      ❤️ I was unsure about how I was gonna do that without it sounding too comical at first, so I'm glad you liked it!

    • @eserine7280
      @eserine7280 6 років тому +3

      unasmr oomg u responded ♡~♡

    • @eserine7280
      @eserine7280 6 років тому +1

      unasmr please do the neck bite next time!!!

    • @anar.9607
      @anar.9607 4 роки тому

      bruh, me too! :)

  • @fbi-radjursexpert1433
    @fbi-radjursexpert1433 6 років тому +27

    When he said "you doing ok Buddy" i busted out laughing.
    I'm crazy.

  • @emycakes8663
    @emycakes8663 6 років тому +442

    why he sound like Ryland Adams lmao?

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +125

      😂😂 oh my god that's too funny!
      gotta make a ryland adams asmr roleplay now i guess

    • @bibimbapsubs2154
      @bibimbapsubs2154 6 років тому +22

      Emily Winchester
      .......OMG HE DOES

    • @sophw3034
      @sophw3034 6 років тому +11

      HE DOES LMAO

    • @kfox5089
      @kfox5089 6 років тому +9

      I was just thinking the same thing lol I’m ded 😂

    • @ash-ww7ht
      @ash-ww7ht 6 років тому +3

      Emily Winchester OMG TRU

  • @horteeeeense
    @horteeeeense 6 років тому +15

    Finn: *gently blows on the mic*
    Subtitles: *[Music]*
    I couldn't agree more

  • @CraftyWings
    @CraftyWings 6 років тому +139

    You always make such sweet characters, it always improves my day! I love your take and spin on things

    • @CraftyWings
      @CraftyWings 6 років тому +5

      Also it may seem weird but kind love what I'm guessing it the sound of your tounge pricing

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +8

      it always makes me really happy to hear that people like the characters I come up with ;; thank you!
      (and yep, that's a tongue piercing, i'm glad it's not distracting!)

  • @kagakuran6593
    @kagakuran6593 6 років тому +204

    More more more~~~Do the neck bite pleaseeee~~~

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +68

      WELL you never know.......... finn might make some future appearances! uwu
      i left it open ended so he just might visit again!

    • @GodlessCreature_04
      @GodlessCreature_04 6 років тому +13

      unasmr You hit em with the 'uwu'

    • @theholybred9869
      @theholybred9869 6 років тому +2

      Yessss we need this ❤❤❤❤

    • @sol503
      @sol503 5 років тому +2

      uwuuuuuuu..

  • @toddkoushi5189
    @toddkoushi5189 6 років тому +135

    You should do another part to this once they've become regulars and maybe incorporate the hypnosis and the neck bite?

  • @heddaemilie4780
    @heddaemilie4780 6 років тому +142

    A polite vampire...thats new i like it
    And Im a werewolf type of person

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +23

      haha, I'm a werewolf person too, so I feel you! glad you still liked my vampire despite that~ 💕

    • @heddaemilie4780
      @heddaemilie4780 6 років тому +8

      unasmr Maby you could make a werewolf type in the futer

  • @totallyanonymousbish9599
    @totallyanonymousbish9599 6 років тому +26

    HOW IS THIS IDEA NOT A NOVEL OR MOVIE YET?
    I'm an author and would so totally write it omggggg

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +12

      Feel free to play with the idea, I'm a writer but I'm bad about sitting down and doing it regularly, so I'll probably never get anything done haha!

    • @aleyshkaherrera6577
      @aleyshkaherrera6577 4 роки тому

      Have u started the story??? If u have where can I look for it??

    • @totallyanonymousbish9599
      @totallyanonymousbish9599 4 роки тому

      salemAudio
      Omg I never saw your answer!
      Thx man!❤️🙏🏻

    • @totallyanonymousbish9599
      @totallyanonymousbish9599 4 роки тому +3

      Aleyshka Herrera
      Sadly no:/ and I'm not sure I would publish it anywhere until it's done😅 but I'll come back to it one. Just finished writing my first vampire novel and there's still 4 to go😀

    • @aleyshkaherrera6577
      @aleyshkaherrera6577 4 роки тому +1

      @@totallyanonymousbish9599 ok, good luck with the story!!💜

  • @xxNurkxx
    @xxNurkxx 6 років тому +55

    Omg such a little hunny

  • @suicidaljade4694
    @suicidaljade4694 6 років тому +11

    Him: my name is Finn
    Me: OH MY GOD IT'S FINN THE HUMAN ADVENTURE TIME IS BACK BABY

  • @Autumn-hu9sx
    @Autumn-hu9sx 6 років тому +110

    This popped up in my recommendations and I'm so glad I clicked! I really love your voice, and I'm actually a florist who regularly donates blood, so this audio feels strangely realistic 😂😂

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +14

      Haha, that works out almost comically well!! and thank you~ 💕

    • @Autumn-hu9sx
      @Autumn-hu9sx 6 років тому +5

      unasmr It does!! And no problem at all~ I really look forward to your future ASMR videos 😄

    • @aliparkeralaurura2895
      @aliparkeralaurura2895 6 років тому +2

      he don't like you

    • @Autumn-hu9sx
      @Autumn-hu9sx 6 років тому +4

      Ali Parker Alaurura I should hope not!

  • @GothKiitsune
    @GothKiitsune 6 років тому +57

    you sound like youre a peach to be around ^-^
    edit: oh hey i got a heart owo

  • @Lydenewolf
    @Lydenewolf 6 років тому +81

    Wow, thank you Finn! You're so nice! Can I request you on the app as a regular?!

  • @mariaantoniastanoski4026
    @mariaantoniastanoski4026 6 років тому +261

    I love the characters that you play, they are always so sweet

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +30

      You never know, he might pop in again! uwu (and yup, that was his name!)

    • @stormywolfhowls
      @stormywolfhowls 4 роки тому

      it was fynn

    • @rigure
      @rigure 3 роки тому

      @@stormywolfhowls Finn

  • @shootingstar2550
    @shootingstar2550 5 років тому +11

    Him: Are you pregnant?
    Me: Yes, I'm having a food baby. I ate a lotta tocos and cruchwraps at toco bell yesterday. I SHOOT..
    *MY WATER BROKE*

  • @klopia1
    @klopia1 6 років тому +102

    **eternal s c r e a m s**

  • @lichesgetkisses7239
    @lichesgetkisses7239 6 років тому +93

    I want more vampire 😍😍

  • @ArtificiallyIdiotic
    @ArtificiallyIdiotic 3 роки тому +2

    I'm so obsessed w this video, he's not whispering or soft speaking like all others, he's speaking w a normal voice and there's a whole different vibe to it because of that. Feels kinda special, it's really cool, like we're just chatting with Salem himself, not the character he's playing haha

  • @RomeoMontagueidv
    @RomeoMontagueidv 4 роки тому +8

    him: "i'll heal you up"
    me: "ofc but please leave me a battle scar so i can proudly walk out of this café" 😌

  • @kairoikki6981
    @kairoikki6981 6 років тому +45

    Gosh, it's nice to meet a polite vampire! Chatting with you was simply wonderful my fanged friend, I do hope we can meet again sometime (Aka, can't wait to watch more of your content •u•)

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +8

      💕 I'm sure he had a lovely time chatting with you too, hopefully he'll see you again soon!!
      thanks for watching, I appreciate it c:

    • @sophiepenndragon2593
      @sophiepenndragon2593 5 років тому

      I don't mean to be that person but armyyyy~~

    • @kairoikki6981
      @kairoikki6981 5 років тому

      @@sophiepenndragon2593
      Nah mate, tis cool to see a fellow army up in here x

  • @karensanchez3438
    @karensanchez3438 6 років тому +31

    Your creativity is amazing, I'm glad I found this channel.

  • @amberloertscher1408
    @amberloertscher1408 4 роки тому +2

    I’ve honestly felt more comfortable and connected to this character than anything irl or in fantasy. I honestly love the way they sound, it’s so... grounded and calming.

    • @rigure
      @rigure 3 роки тому

      Ikrrr ♡.♡ ✿

  • @arkie6289
    @arkie6289 6 років тому +70

    ah you should do one where they grow to know eachother and he starts to like you and you neckbite and stuff ahuehuehuehue~ LOVE THIS SO MUCH BTW KEEP UP YOUR HARD WORK

    • @arkie6289
      @arkie6289 6 років тому +16

      anD HE WOULD GET NERVOUS ABOUT THE NECKBITE AHHHHH SO CUTE EFIERNWFIJGRNI

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +23

      a gentle boy tbh ;; he just wants you to be comfy! imagining him getting nervous about doing that is so cute asdsf definitely something I'm keeping in mind, haha!
      I'll do my best!! ❤️

    • @coffeebean8233
      @coffeebean8233 5 років тому

      OMG THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

  • @Kimidori1990
    @Kimidori1990 6 років тому +26

    THIS.IS.ADORABLE!!!

  • @cesspuddles
    @cesspuddles 6 років тому +166

    I am in the middle of writing a final essay, but the title sounded so funny I had to let myself get distracted. (I’m going to get in trouble - okay, not really, I still have 11 hours). This was so funny, probably because it’s so weird. Your ideas are so clever and entertaining~ I love how different this vampire video is from the last/first one! (And both were so different than the common vampire videos). All the checking for consent is nice - but you always do that (and it’s always appreciated) ^^
    I was honestly a little concerned with the concept for you since normally vampires do the neck-sucking stuff, and that didn’t seem like your thing. I felt a weird relief when you didn’t and that it didn’t sound too uhh. . .wet and excessive? (Does that description even make sense? Not too heavy on the mouth sounds?) What a polite vampire, though. Very sweet~ and pretty interesting ^^ Plus, the ending was open for him to come back at a later, so that’s cool. I really liked the café sounds at the beginning, too. I think you managed to establish the world pretty well with just a few details.
    . . .damn, now I’m trying to think of puns …or a play off of app names for a vampire blood donation app, but the brain isn’t having it.

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +20

      good luck on the essay!! i just finished one for summer classes and dang........... i'm glad it's over with otl
      I'm glad you like the ideas I come up with! i just..... really like having an excuse to get lost in ideas about monsters and magic tbh, so I'm happy I can help wrap other people up in it too!
      yeah I definitely didn't want to go into something like that particularly with a character that hadn't been introduced yet! maybe if he makes a few more visits it'll feel more natural, but it just didn't feel right (as funny as I feel like that sounds!) I actually tried to just forego the mouth sounds altogether at first but it felt odd without them, I think if they were too wet and excessive I probably wouldn't even be able to edit my own video, haha!
      omfg i actually spent like an hour trying to figure out an app name but the only thing I could come up with was Suckr and... making a grindr reference was just toeing the line a little too much for me LOL

    • @cesspuddles
      @cesspuddles 6 років тому +8

      Thank you~ I've got one more and an exam before the spring term is complete. Ah, I understand that feeling, that post-essay relief. Haha.
      I always do ^^ That's a valid reason. No one should go too many days without thinking about magic and monster. I think you're very good at getting others invested. Your friends must love having talks with you about creative stuff, I'm sure you'd have a lot to say ^^
      That makes perfect sense, and if it doesn't feel right, there's no need to do it. Hahah, I could see what that would have been awkward, but the sounds were subtle, so it was nice.
      An hour? Hahah, oh no. That's maybe not the best app to reference (also Suckr sounds a bit like a prank TV show).

    • @violetvandimelda868
      @violetvandimelda868 6 років тому +1

      cesspuddles U talk a lot 😅😂

    • @cesspuddles
      @cesspuddles 6 років тому

      Darla Danes Yeah, true... probably way too much. It's a bad habit.

    • @violetvandimelda868
      @violetvandimelda868 6 років тому +2

      cesspuddles it’s ok I talk a lot too!.... just not in the comments. 😊😅

  • @johntheusher2
    @johntheusher2 6 років тому +60

    Why does every other guy have a better Asmr voice than me.... I mean uh, great job mate

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +19

      I can honestly tell you that just listening to my own voice from regular recordings and in daily life, I would never have thought people would enjoy my voice for asmr! Especially since most of the other male asmr creators out there have those deep, rough voices, it was easy for me to get in the mindset of that being the 'right' type of voice, and seeing my own voice, which isn't very deep or rough at all, as the 'wrong' type. We just get in our own heads too much- if it's something you want to do, go for it~ I think just about everybody's voice can be appealing in a different way, you just have to learn how to work with it right! c:
      Anyway, making a short answer long... thank you, I appreciate it! 💕

  • @katsparkles7659
    @katsparkles7659 6 років тому +17

    What a considerate guy :)

  • @snail7311
    @snail7311 3 роки тому +2

    This has the energy of a really calming nurse. I love getting my blood drawn so this would be such a cool thing to exist😭💕

  • @missathena3240
    @missathena3240 6 років тому +5

    I wish this was a real thing!
    I wouldn't mind giving a vampire my blood in a friendly way like this.

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +1

      I completely agree! @0@

  • @reizihamu5079
    @reizihamu5079 6 років тому +16

    I really like this 💖 You're so polite hahaha it made me giggle when you were doing the countdown. So adorable ☆

  • @Cerberus_Monaliza
    @Cerberus_Monaliza 6 років тому +7

    Sounds like a pisces, so soft and sweet.

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +5

      ahh that would be really interesting to figure out star signs for the different characters, haha! I just read a brief little overview of pisces, and I can definitely see that fitting for Finn~

  • @kenziegirl0327
    @kenziegirl0327 5 років тому +9

    "pregnant?"
    *and then it hit me that im a 17 year old asian boy*
    if u didnt get that pls leave the premises

  • @bruised.elbow3
    @bruised.elbow3 6 років тому +48

    ✨☁️ i really like the tone of your voice...it’s super calming ☁️✨

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +5

      I'm glad you think so! ❤️ thank you!

  • @SliceOfRandom
    @SliceOfRandom 6 років тому +5

    He sounds sooooo CUUUUUUUUTE! I would donate to him on a weekly basis!

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +3

      your regular patronage would be most appreciated! 💉💉

  • @bbimboozled
    @bbimboozled 6 років тому +11

    I adore the concept of this one!! I’d love to see more monster inspired videos like this and the dorky dragon vids! (p.s your dorky dragon videos got me totally hooked.)

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +2

      more of both on the way for sure! monsters are fun c:
      i'm really happy people like my dragon vids, he was such a fun character to think up and imagine ;;

  • @foxyvlogs9379
    @foxyvlogs9379 5 років тому +9

    Me: *talking to the phone and giggling*
    Friend: what the heck are you doin?
    Me: P*** OFF
    *hears bite sound. Cringe attack* WHYYYY

  • @heatherwoods5704
    @heatherwoods5704 6 років тому +22

    Just found your channel!! And I love your voice!!! Makin me melt over here!! (fans self)

  • @nnameless9956
    @nnameless9956 4 роки тому +5

    Finn:*says his name*
    All the angels in heaven:write that down WRITE THAT S*** DOWN!

  • @grillmybees4631
    @grillmybees4631 6 років тому +70

    congrats now all you need to do is make a yandere video and youve completed the asmr voice actor requirement list!
    for real i love your videos so much lol good job on this one!!

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +9

      HAHA omg i don't think i could do yandere!! ;; so i just might never complete that list, unfortunately!
      thank you though I'm happy you like them c:

  • @ataraxxi
    @ataraxxi 6 років тому +52

    Your voice is so sweet and pleasant. Part two when?? 😩😩👌‼️❤️

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +10

      aw, thank you! ;; No planned date for sure yet, but people seem to like him, so he'll definitely be returning! ❤️❤️

    • @lilibethsampaga3348
      @lilibethsampaga3348 6 років тому +1

      +unasmr THANK GOD 😍😂

  • @Atikanadia
    @Atikanadia 6 років тому +17

    aww he's cute😢💕

  • @emotionallyunstableandfill2497
    @emotionallyunstableandfill2497 4 роки тому +3

    "Our fangs are hollow, sooooo.....I don't wanna freak you out, we'll just gloss over that"
    Are fangs straws?
    *are fangs straws?*
    *ARE FANGS STRAWS?!*

  • @wolfbite24
    @wolfbite24 6 років тому +34

    Quite the polite vampire. Finn, hm. I hope to meet him again. Not just for uh, donations. Possibly a d-date. *blushes*

  • @Khurysu
    @Khurysu 6 років тому +2

    "You did an awesome job."
    I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE.

  • @malleusmaleficarum2992
    @malleusmaleficarum2992 6 років тому +18

    Dude, I am in love. Nice voice.

  • @cyber2729
    @cyber2729 6 років тому +5

    The way this dude talk jus make me wanna sit and listen for hours

  • @interwhoominterwhoom5401
    @interwhoominterwhoom5401 6 років тому +13

    If needles hurt me a LOT, then i don't wanna know what is it gonna be with a vampire.
    I got out of the doctor's office CRYING.

  • @alexiaholley9675
    @alexiaholley9675 6 років тому +32

    omg where have you been all my life

  • @JK-xk9qj
    @JK-xk9qj 6 років тому +13

    Its a dating app for vamps ;-;
    *MATING TIME!!*
    (XD kill me)

    • @JK-xk9qj
      @JK-xk9qj 4 роки тому

      @@sydneyhunt8408 *WE HAVE ALL SINNED*

  • @youre_a_loser_baby
    @youre_a_loser_baby 6 років тому +7

    ok, so when you said 'looking for a donation, that would have LITERALLY been a perfect time to say 'looking for a bite, then apologize about it and THEN say donation. Loved the vid anyway. this is really cool !!!😄

  • @juliaehlert8127
    @juliaehlert8127 6 років тому +5

    'any sickness in the past week?'
    Yeah sore throat
    'perfect'
    ....I mean sure

  • @mj9207
    @mj9207 6 років тому +47

    YAS an upload

    • @Em_Cee669
      @Em_Cee669 6 років тому

      MJ I love your profile picture

    • @mj9207
      @mj9207 6 років тому +1

      Adrien's Girl thanks I made it myself XD

  • @candypurplecyanide5103
    @candypurplecyanide5103 6 років тому +2

    He's taking floral design because he's a soft caring flower boi that I will protect TwT

  • @potato6781
    @potato6781 3 роки тому +5

    “Pregnant?”
    Me, a dude: I sure fucken hope not

  • @nosebleedscanthelpit2596
    @nosebleedscanthelpit2596 5 років тому +6

    It must hurt when vampires bite their tongue accidentally 😖

  • @glacierave
    @glacierave 5 років тому +7

    "You doin okay there buddy"
    Me, an intellectual,
    "Sure thing pal"

  • @dreamerd2764
    @dreamerd2764 6 років тому +56

    Love your voice! This is awesome!!!! Thank you!

  • @MichKlo
    @MichKlo 5 років тому +4

    This is the most professional vampire ever xD

  • @crowspirit5154
    @crowspirit5154 6 років тому +17

    this was lovely 😍 i would so love one that includes hypnosis lmao, i feel im in good hands with finn 💕

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +7

      That one's in the plan, you should see it coming up eventually! Glad to hear he took care of you well. 💕

  • @Yuki-fp4fp
    @Yuki-fp4fp 6 років тому +23

    Omg where have you been all my life

  • @randompromises1038
    @randompromises1038 6 років тому +6

    i am typically that type of person who watches an excessive amount of sci-fi, supernatural, psychological, and horror movies. i am so prepared for a zombie apocalypse and in case parasites take over human bodies/right hands.
    but b r o i will throw away all that information and preparation if i can keep my own vampire boyfriend.

  • @sapphirejoseph4880
    @sapphirejoseph4880 4 роки тому +3

    After seeing all the vicious and intimate vampire feeding asmr I’m very surprised that this took most of the video of him just explaining

  • @roxas1382
    @roxas1382 3 роки тому +3

    I just woke up from a dream that had a polite vampire in it and this was playing

  • @Mochi_Waffles
    @Mochi_Waffles 6 років тому +6

    Ahhh!! I love this asmr video!!! Please make a 2nd one where the listener is much more closer with the vampire!!
    Keep on doing a good job! Your works are amazing!!!!

  • @summernight1039
    @summernight1039 6 років тому +3

    I normally go for deeper voices, but I really liked your audio! It's a novelty; if vampires were real I don't think they'd be this polite but this totally works. Also just from listening to you, I get what situation with vampires is like in the "universe."
    Looking forward to an intimate neck bite on the second date! 😗

  • @shitokumei9635
    @shitokumei9635 4 роки тому +4

    "Let's find a vein on your arm"
    Me having no vein visible in my arm
    "Good luck"

  • @caley522
    @caley522 4 роки тому +1

    "just like getting blood work done at the office" last time I did that, did it, went out to the car felt dizzy so I held onto the handle while mum was getting her keys out. And I fainted, slid down the door. Went back inside and I had dangerously low blood pressure

  • @Angie-uh7ih
    @Angie-uh7ih 2 роки тому +1

    This is my fav series of yours, i know its been a million years but I would really appreciate if you keep doing it 😭❤️

  • @bungummie
    @bungummie 6 років тому +2

    World building was top notch, I love this so much. Your voice is so gentle and calming.

  • @voidcosplay7625
    @voidcosplay7625 6 років тому +3

    I'm in love with this, part 2??? ❤❤

  • @xxindiscriminated_shockxx
    @xxindiscriminated_shockxx 5 років тому +3

    This people is an example of ASMR done right. Take note of this lovely human being.

  • @Serotonii
    @Serotonii 6 років тому +3

    You’re so kind and calming and this helped me sleep when nothing else did ☺️ I’m so glad I found your channel ;v; 💖

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +1

      I'm glad I could help! 😊😊

  • @jacksofalltrades8646
    @jacksofalltrades8646 5 років тому +2

    Wow. This is so incredibly creative.!! So well thought out. Such a creative mind.!

  • @Lord_Viscerate
    @Lord_Viscerate 5 років тому +2

    what a pleasant person.
    Also 200% buying you, as a vampire, this is probably the most realistic rendition, of a vampire imaginable. If i had a hat...well, you know the drill.

  • @im_jaelous2227
    @im_jaelous2227 4 роки тому +1

    This is the cutest vampire ngl 😌💕 I was smiling at the end of the video but then "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!" bursted my ears 😙🩸

  • @SnookieCookie125
    @SnookieCookie125 6 років тому +1

    Can I just say I loved this soooo much. So many vampire role plays are super aggressive without any chill whatsoever. They’re all like “Shut up while I suck your blood and take your soul 😈” and I’m just here like “damn you could at least get my name first”. All jokes aside, this was absolutely wonderful! Keep up the good work, and I’m def hoping for a sequel to this!

    • @salemAudio
      @salemAudio  6 років тому +2

      haha, I'm totally with you on that!! @0@ gentle monsters are the best imo~
      I'm glad you liked it, and there'll definitely be a sequel or two up here eventually! ❤️ thanks so much!