ASMR Vampire Measures You for Feeding (personal attention/face measuring)

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  • Опубліковано 18 січ 2019
  • Hello my Sound Soulmates!
    I've been wanting to do another measuring role-play but wanted to make it a little more unique. So today you're getting measured for vampire feeding. This is completely voluntary, though, don't worry.
    Triggers include: whispers, fireplace sounds, personal attention, measuring and some face touching.
    Enjoy and have a great rest of your weekend.
    --
    Fireplace sound effects from www.zapsplat.com
    Thanks to..
    Alex K, ARareOddity, Brandi W, BruteBrawler, Chris Lamp, Ezio Brucato, Jess A, Jinx, Joseph S, Krystle, Ryan D, Sparrow, Teagan C, Terra, Ytremz, Angelo, Finny, James, Billie C, Israel, Atalon, MelancholySpectator, Jonathan Duarte, Russo J, Will A and Nick C. for your support on Patreon!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @SlightSoundsASMR
    @SlightSoundsASMR  5 років тому +2850

    Where I got my fangs!
    www.amazon.com/Unknown-Vampire-Fangs/dp/B000RUJJAU/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=scarecrow+fangs&qid=1550596797&s=gateway&sr=8-3

    • @potatoe911
      @potatoe911 5 років тому +129

      Her: *takes blazer off*
      Me: *QUESTIONS MY SEXUALITY*
      am I straight????

    • @dysperdotted
      @dysperdotted 5 років тому +21

      how did amazon not rip you off?

    • @user-re7po
      @user-re7po 5 років тому +67

      Be careful to any one considering buying these they cause raging lesbianism in any comment sections of any videos you upload to the internet

    • @middle_management7582
      @middle_management7582 5 років тому +39

      @@user-re7po raging lesbianism is not the worst outcome.

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 5 років тому +20

      I hope you don't take it this way because I am straight lol but idc I'll say it you are sexy as heck as a vampire girl you rock it! This was very soothing and relaxing your voice those little mouth clicks are just absolutely beautiful I loved it all of your content is great

  • @veronicac3787
    @veronicac3787 5 років тому +4129

    "You're one of the best candidates I've seen"
    *is anemic*
    Your standards must be super low

    • @dysperdotted
      @dysperdotted 5 років тому +204

      the blood is prolly sweeter because the weaker parts of the blood cells got squeezed out.

    • @veronicac3787
      @veronicac3787 5 років тому +77

      @@dysperdotted lmao that'd make sense I guess

    • @marryssajordan9667
      @marryssajordan9667 5 років тому +29

      Stop putting yourself down!

    • @phoenixjedi9889
      @phoenixjedi9889 5 років тому +56

      Veronica C Same, I’m like hella anemic, two pills in the morning two in the night anemic, like the never allowed to donate blood for the rest of my life anemic 😂😂

    • @TheZincMaster-on1fy
      @TheZincMaster-on1fy 5 років тому +9

      Sorry if this is offensive, but what does anemic mean?
      What happened to your blood?

  • @Niconicokneecaps27
    @Niconicokneecaps27 4 роки тому +10072

    Everyone's talking about how she made them gay and stuff and I'm just happy because I was offered a juice box. I am a simple creature.
    edit: (ik i hate when people do this too but I gotta because this have never happened to me before) y'all really blew up a comment about me liking juice boxes smh, thanks tho lmao
    second edit: everyone in these replies (that are being nice) you are my children now,

  • @Sylviolet3
    @Sylviolet3 4 роки тому +1569

    Humans: vampires only drink blood from the neck
    Slight Sounds: that is not correct. because according to the encyclopedia of oshdbeksocosvs

    • @BC_Animus
      @BC_Animus 3 роки тому +26

      Not from juice boxes?

    • @mirandahamilton5753
      @mirandahamilton5753 3 роки тому +44

      Y'know they might not always do it in the neck becuase people might be uncomfortable with becuase there are major arteries there.

    • @carolinajimenez9630
      @carolinajimenez9630 3 роки тому +32

      majestic reference

    • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
      @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 3 роки тому +10

      @Xx_ Rash _xX of course, have you not read it? It's only written Hsagvrkjsdfgk obviously.

    • @mari-annie
      @mari-annie 3 роки тому

      @6_ Six _6 wdym "we"

  • @MakeupBreak
    @MakeupBreak 4 роки тому +3284

    HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “how did I get to this point?” question ?! 😆 I love an asmrtist with insight 🤣

    • @Zachygee412
      @Zachygee412 4 роки тому +141

      Makeup Break everyone's too busy questioning their sexuality 🤣

    • @d3vxxn
      @d3vxxn 4 роки тому +43

      Zachygee412 shhh dont expose us

    • @SakMang0
      @SakMang0 4 роки тому +28

      Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @Zachygee412
      @Zachygee412 4 роки тому +6

      Sakura Mango nice

    • @ianc8382
      @ianc8382 4 роки тому +13

      Zachygee412 lol I’m bi so I’m used to it
      🙁

  • @yheti3584
    @yheti3584 4 роки тому +3873

    “The services we do here are a bit more... intimate”
    Me: im listening
    “A bit more... thrilling”
    *yes*

    • @lapepa1699
      @lapepa1699 4 роки тому +41

      Haha SO ACCURATE

    • @ForeiignX
      @ForeiignX 4 роки тому +66

      *Takes off jacket* Please get comfortable dont mind me

    • @corinnegarrett2556
      @corinnegarrett2556 4 роки тому +22

      Dude, as I read that, she said that

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 роки тому +16

      *OHHHHH MYYY*

    • @jordantowe7326
      @jordantowe7326 4 роки тому +6

      I came acoss this comment the exact moment it was happening in the video

  • @mintyfresh9987
    @mintyfresh9987 5 років тому +485

    14:16 "That is not correct... Because according to the encyclopedia of...."

  • @ethanwible3928
    @ethanwible3928 4 роки тому +3953

    Her: *takes off coat*
    School dress Code: *cracks knuckles* So it's gonna be like that then, eh?

    • @ryukoreshir5414
      @ryukoreshir5414 4 роки тому +164

      "so, you've chosen death?"

    • @eventheironstillfearstherot
      @eventheironstillfearstherot 3 роки тому +106

      "You've forfeited your life privileges"

    • @ArcticTFurry
      @ArcticTFurry 3 роки тому +98

      “Hand over your kneecap privileges”

    • @multi.fandom.9777
      @multi.fandom.9777 3 роки тому +61

      Why do I hear boss music 0-o

    • @mexicanman3560
      @mexicanman3560 3 роки тому +44

      This entire comment sub comment section got me laughing at 2 am knowing damn well I have school tomorrow and have to wake up in 3 hours

  • @babassoonist557
    @babassoonist557 4 роки тому +1646

    Her: “There have been quite a number of fainting spells”, takes off her jacket
    Me: *faints*

    • @sasha8800
      @sasha8800 4 роки тому +46

      *Taking Off Jacket Was Very AFFECTIVE!*

    • @lavendertea1315
      @lavendertea1315 3 роки тому +3

      So now your lesbian to bad she does not know u lollllll

    • @zombie_xd1979
      @zombie_xd1979 3 роки тому +4

      Same! I’m just watching that moment now 😳

    • @SAYN_War
      @SAYN_War 3 роки тому +6

      @@lavendertea1315 Do you even english?

    • @jadenmccown2132
      @jadenmccown2132 3 роки тому +8

      But it didn't work... you didn't faint you feinted

  • @bobcat_baker
    @bobcat_baker 4 роки тому +5210

    Her: "Juice boxes"
    Me: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

  • @chrispy_091
    @chrispy_091 5 років тому +1603

    What's with all the gay comments in the comment section? It's just an ASMR video....
    (26 minutes later....)
    If I were a girl, I'd be so gay for this vampire.

    • @SlightSoundsASMR
      @SlightSoundsASMR  5 років тому +71

      🤣🤣

    • @KillingLonliness
      @KillingLonliness 5 років тому +8

      Well I'm a girl and a lesbian so I could lol

    • @nehcooahnait7827
      @nehcooahnait7827 5 років тому +12

      heterosexual kid trying to stay in the chat...
      in the end of the video: do I have to be a girl to have a crush on this girl? If so, I'm in.

    • @randaldvandal7672
      @randaldvandal7672 5 років тому

      tbh true

  • @cloudsofk6453
    @cloudsofk6453 4 роки тому +5126

    Her: That's a pretty name
    Me and my gay panic: ThAnKs I gOt It FoR mY bIrThDaY

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 4 роки тому +130

      OOF THAT'S A MOOD

    • @khloehicks2794
      @khloehicks2794 4 роки тому +76

      EXACTLY ME WITH MAH GAY PANICS LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leiferikson9884
      @leiferikson9884 4 роки тому +88

      Me: Thanks I picked it out myself

    • @cloudsofk6453
      @cloudsofk6453 4 роки тому +40

      @@leiferikson9884 damn that technically applies to me now aswell 0-0

    • @leiferikson9884
      @leiferikson9884 4 роки тому +11

      CosPlay OnWords ayyy, mood

  • @tonyrae86
    @tonyrae86 4 роки тому +708

    "We just want to make sure everything is clean"
    Me: smiles in covid

    • @khloehicks2794
      @khloehicks2794 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 роки тому +7

      Me in adopt me: takes off head

    • @Andrea-nj3je
      @Andrea-nj3je 3 роки тому +2

      Out of all these good comments this is the first one that genuinely made me laugh

    • @dysphoricfurry
      @dysphoricfurry 3 роки тому +2

      It's been 8 months you ok dude ;_;

    • @vixxle7891
      @vixxle7891 3 роки тому

      me too

  • @skittles1867
    @skittles1867 5 років тому +4494

    *the only shoulders that are ACTUALLY distracting*

  • @phexwor8433
    @phexwor8433 4 роки тому +4945

    Her: Please turn around so i can see your neck and head. all the way around
    Me, an intellectual: **places phone behind me**

    • @kitkatdeluxe2394
      @kitkatdeluxe2394 4 роки тому +126

      Rowyn Sanchez
      This is legit the only comment that made me laugh

    • @derbyjr
      @derbyjr 4 роки тому +79

      Rowyn Sanchez *Outstanding move*

    • @PrinceArthur711
      @PrinceArthur711 4 роки тому +63

      This is beyond science

    • @BubblesTheBard
      @BubblesTheBard 4 роки тому +63

      This king over here living in 3020

    • @Imastar16
      @Imastar16 4 роки тому +51

      *You're too smart for this Earth*

  • @KatzeBabes
    @KatzeBabes 4 роки тому +202

    Comments
    50%: questioning sexuality
    30%:talking about that
    5%: funny comments
    15%: juice box.

  • @thefoenixphoxalt5765
    @thefoenixphoxalt5765 4 роки тому +2293

    80% of the comments: I’m gay!! 🏳️‍🌈
    10% of the comments: Why is everyone gay now?
    5% of the comments: *insert funny joke here*
    That last 5% of the comments: I heard somethin’ bout juice boxes?!

  • @mckinzynorris9857
    @mckinzynorris9857 5 років тому +1700

    "Your already looking so tasty."
    * Choking on tea and blushing profusely* " I- I wh- what

  • @maccychee3858
    @maccychee3858 4 роки тому +5685

    Everyone: *questioning their sexuality*
    Me: hehe t o o t h

  • @itsseaberri
    @itsseaberri 3 роки тому +382

    "I can see you're anxious..."
    me, a bisexual: yes, that is absolutely because you are a vampire! no other reason!

    • @synthianightingale5405
      @synthianightingale5405 2 роки тому +8

      I’ve been looking for this comment 😂

    • @dari_sam1563
      @dari_sam1563 2 роки тому +20

      I just washed my hands... that's why they're wet- no other reason.

    • @Gaugez
      @Gaugez 2 роки тому +2

      Ayo what?

    • @Gaugez
      @Gaugez 2 роки тому +1

      Da fuk😂😂🤨🤔

    • @dahli8043
      @dahli8043 2 роки тому

      FRRRRR AJSBQJJSAUW

  • @snakedaddyjones3701
    @snakedaddyjones3701 4 роки тому +64

    This may sound strange but vampires running some sort of like, brothel of blood type deal actually sounds like it would make sense

  • @bananaslutbread
    @bananaslutbread 5 років тому +2476

    Her: *takes off her jacket*
    Me: "Alexa play Careless Whisper"

    • @bamstar1453
      @bamstar1453 5 років тому +38

      Mykie would approve lol

    • @mysticgod7035
      @mysticgod7035 5 років тому +3

      Alix Mollay hold this W

    • @Sunshine-ug6on
      @Sunshine-ug6on 5 років тому +11

      GLAM AND GORE?

    • @rvzxb
      @rvzxb 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @jasonjustice154
      @jasonjustice154 5 років тому +3

      Glam and fire would approve

  • @HurricaneWind425
    @HurricaneWind425 5 років тому +1538

    7:34
    Her: "This is my favorite scarf, I feel like it matches my soul."
    Me: "Oh yeah, same with my scarf"
    Her: "You don't have a scarf."
    Me: "Correct"

  • @wakealise
    @wakealise Рік тому +251

    for anyone who doesn't like to go into full screen but wants it darker :)
    goodnight love

  • @youreprecious4439
    @youreprecious4439 4 роки тому +446

    Imagine having to do all this just to eat, like should I be asking my McDonald's meal to sign a consent form?

    • @khloehicks2794
      @khloehicks2794 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂EXATLY MEE

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 4 роки тому +18

      I mean, we gotta have standards you know.

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 3 роки тому +5

      @@Alisibeth_Talia212 wait a minute

    • @luriddream
      @luriddream 3 роки тому +25

      Considering the fact what do mc donalds products consist of, you should be the one signing a consent.

    • @mexicanman3560
      @mexicanman3560 3 роки тому +1

      @@luriddream 😂😂💀

  • @oof7914
    @oof7914 5 років тому +1725

    Her:The services we do here are a little bit more... Intimate.
    Me:Whoa
    Her:a little bit more... Thrilling
    Me:WHOA

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 років тому +12

      Me: How... thrilling, madam vampire. 😎😋

    • @kaylalovesjames
      @kaylalovesjames 5 років тому +5

      LMAO

    • @alisetalia6211
      @alisetalia6211 5 років тому +1

      Hahahaha omg

    • @leffy24yt39
      @leffy24yt39 5 років тому +2

      I read your comment as soon as she said that. What are the odds 😄

    • @onesahara
      @onesahara 5 років тому +1

      Leffy24 YT sammmeee

  • @nevaehbadguy2361
    @nevaehbadguy2361 5 років тому +4811

    I am so sleep deprived that when she asked me to turn around to measure my neck i actually turned around on my chair and stared at the wall

  • @itsfebe4719
    @itsfebe4719 3 роки тому +38

    No one is gonna talk about how GOOD she can talk with those fangs in???? Like when I wore those things on Halloween back in the days I couldn’t speak at all !!!

    • @RandomFandom8
      @RandomFandom8 Рік тому

      They're not the full-mouth ones if that's what you're thinking, they just go over the canines

  • @Jo_in_space
    @Jo_in_space 4 роки тому +745

    Her: takes off jacket Literally every girl in red song and album playing at the same time

    • @FreakingSpies
      @FreakingSpies 3 роки тому +16

      SugarPixie In space As a straight male, I listen to every single one of her songs and I was thinking about it when I read the comments.

    • @seljap_
      @seljap_ 3 роки тому +19

      WE FELL IN LOVE IN OCTOBE-

    • @Hadesson2008
      @Hadesson2008 3 роки тому +16

      CAUSE ITS LITERALLY A GIRL IN RED

    • @callmecane4445
      @callmecane4445 3 роки тому +1

      @@seljap_ YAS

    • @callmecane4445
      @callmecane4445 3 роки тому +7

      Girl in red - Girls

  • @forest2929
    @forest2929 5 років тому +3346

    Hey Siri, add 'Vampire girls that could probably crush me' to the list, 'kinks I didn't know I had until just now'

  • @nerddowntheblock7062
    @nerddowntheblock7062 5 років тому +2211

    Her: You’re just looking so tasty already.
    Me: * choking * *hellomynameisgAy*

  • @mr.inconsistent7690
    @mr.inconsistent7690 4 роки тому +720

    This comment section is full of lesbians, straight boys, and bisexuals.Meanwhile, I’m a gay boy and I’m just here to stan

    • @geneticallymodified2102
      @geneticallymodified2102 3 роки тому +19

      Mr. Inconsistent i’m bi and i can’t get over her fit it’s so stylish

    • @mr.inconsistent7690
      @mr.inconsistent7690 3 роки тому +8

      @@geneticallymodified2102 absolutely

    • @lavendertea1315
      @lavendertea1315 3 роки тому

      @@mr.inconsistent7690 for her u meant ?

    • @howlingwolves6448
      @howlingwolves6448 3 роки тому +13

      we love. I would make a comment but i cant decide wtf i even am. Lesbian with enby sprinkles???? Pansexual???? Am I poly too???? Maybe im just straight but confused????? Maybe im just lesbian? Lesbian with enby half?????? Wtf even is that?

    • @user-ym7hu4xe1c
      @user-ym7hu4xe1c 3 роки тому +6

      @@howlingwolves6448 are we the same person?!?

  • @abbyurdaddy6380
    @abbyurdaddy6380 4 роки тому +68

    hey, has anyone seen my straight? i swear, i had it just a second ago.

  • @anonymousperson9384
    @anonymousperson9384 5 років тому +758

    "some people might find it enjoyable." Kinky ppl (COUGH) (COUGH)

  • @shawruss3127
    @shawruss3127 5 років тому +682

    Her: we have juice boxes
    Me: *say no more*

  • @Cherryyyy8715
    @Cherryyyy8715 4 роки тому +756

    Her: "You're looking tasty already."
    My bisexual heart: *hhhhnnnngggg*

  • @apriljaehn1307
    @apriljaehn1307 4 роки тому +50

    “Could you please state your name before I let you enter?”
    Me: Jeff
    “That’s a pretty name”

  • @jadenjones6748
    @jadenjones6748 5 років тому +2464

    *Looks for time stamps but instead sees a bunch of gays*
    ... not what I was wanting, but I’ll accept.
    My comments have never been this popular. Thanks everyone!!

    • @savannahs.7260
      @savannahs.7260 5 років тому +13

      Ima Ghost legit me 🤣

    • @Arcin00
      @Arcin00 5 років тому +24

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @sourmeatfluid
      @sourmeatfluid 5 років тому +11

      I was gay before... even gayer after

    • @SmellsLikePurple
      @SmellsLikePurple 5 років тому +13

      For real, this is the first time I stumbled upon this channel. Is this comment section always so gay? I may just have to stick around if it is

    • @dontplaywithgod2064
      @dontplaywithgod2064 5 років тому +3

      🤣

  • @goose1120
    @goose1120 5 років тому +629

    I love how caring and reassuring this is. Like, she knows the person is nervous but wants to put them at ease

    • @jonathonpoloski917
      @jonathonpoloski917 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah, that's what vampires do, they manipulate us, make us relaxed, than pounce in the blink of and eye. Lol

    • @Z-o-e-8
      @Z-o-e-8 Рік тому +2

      @@jonathonpoloski917 jeez

    • @franks2445
      @franks2445 5 місяців тому

      "just because you are badguy, does bot mean you are *bad* guy"

  • @ChemiWhemi
    @ChemiWhemi 3 роки тому +37

    Her comedic input in this video is so under-recognized. Also, I feel like, whether it’s intentional or not, this video subtly says “that job you have that people might judge you for- it’s valid” and like, sex workers could see this and be like “I’m valid thank you”. Anyway I love Slight Sounds 🥺🥰

  • @KayKay-od9ru
    @KayKay-od9ru 4 роки тому +54

    her: did you drink the recommended amount of water before coming in?
    me: frick now i have to drink water because the pretty lady said i have to.

  • @Alex-nk3nz
    @Alex-nk3nz 5 років тому +1270

    her: you're looking so tasty already
    me: *choking on gay* sjfskfhsf t-thanks...

  • @CarpetJuice
    @CarpetJuice 5 років тому +325

    Vampire Slight: "You're one of the best candidates ive seen in.......a while..."
    Me: *Has Leukemia* "but..."

  • @jirachiswish690
    @jirachiswish690 4 роки тому +42

    "I measured your neck and it's just not right...it's just not correct!"
    This like speaks to me for some unknown reason

  • @athenadoubek9743
    @athenadoubek9743 4 роки тому +475

    everyone else: o wow- she literally turned me gay
    my gay self: oo- she offered me a juice box!??

    • @prestnaaa
      @prestnaaa 4 роки тому +9

      We need more respect for *Juice boxes*

    • @athenadoubek9743
      @athenadoubek9743 4 роки тому +3

      @@prestnaaa yes.we.do!

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 роки тому

      🤮

    • @nyooom3299
      @nyooom3299 3 роки тому +1

      @@fernandorodriguez876 another comment in which you are being a homophobe, do you seriously not have a life? do you genuenly have nothing else to do besides posting ridiculous comments?

  • @ssjpanda8417
    @ssjpanda8417 5 років тому +639

    can you imagine
    If vampires actually existed, chances are they could just exist in modern society with no issue. There would be blood markets with different purities and qualities with according prices (like organic, great value, etc). You could sell you blood for money, like the video. Animals used for meat would be drained of blood and would be sold just the same.
    Maybe human blood would be like a delacacy, and some humans would get kidnapped for 'blood trafficking' by bad people. Vampires could be treated like items, trafficked in the same way.
    Heck, vampires could assist in the spread and curing of disease.

    • @amethystaries9789
      @amethystaries9789 5 років тому +5

      yeah

    • @alisetalia6211
      @alisetalia6211 5 років тому +38

      We've tried to help humans, but they reject us anyway.

    • @piyfh
      @piyfh 5 років тому +6

      Daybreakers basically covered the blood thing you mentioned

    • @krizzj6735
      @krizzj6735 5 років тому +33

      Sounds like that would make a interesting book or better a series

    • @mattinator4567
      @mattinator4567 5 років тому +2

      @@alisetalia6211 deus vult infidel

  • @junoanderson7613
    @junoanderson7613 5 років тому +2480

    *Heterosexual has left the chat*

    • @firstnamelastname7783
      @firstnamelastname7783 5 років тому +28

      I'm still here 🙋‍♂️
      ( but LGBT still didn't left 😐)

    • @cyberdollie825
      @cyberdollie825 5 років тому +66

      *homosexual broke the chat*

    • @destinyslayer2298
      @destinyslayer2298 5 років тому +13

      FaLSe...
      Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

    • @meowie111_7
      @meowie111_7 5 років тому +14

      Im here but something in me is quaking yall

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 5 років тому +20

      Me: *eating chips in the corner* Nah, I'm still here but like... gay question mark?

  • @mythyrox
    @mythyrox 4 роки тому +515

    straight/closeted girls are screaming.
    I'm a gay dude. I am also screaming

  • @JawasRandomStuff
    @JawasRandomStuff 6 місяців тому +4

    I still keep coming back to this every so often after all these years. it's still one of the most relaxing things your ears and mind can experience for me :D

  • @albatross9719
    @albatross9719 5 років тому +830

    "Pin your hair back"
    :cries in buzzcut:

    • @eggyboi1217
      @eggyboi1217 5 років тому +20

      I brushed my hair back anyway. Might as well follow instructions, I've got nothing better to do.

    • @angelamartinez9543
      @angelamartinez9543 5 років тому +8

      I’m so dumb for taking a while to figure this out, but laughed harder than expected

    • @eggyboi1217
      @eggyboi1217 5 років тому +2

      Angie Martinez It happens to everybody!

    • @ryanbroadway5701
      @ryanbroadway5701 5 років тому +4

      I have longer hair than her AnD iM MaLe, pin my hair back indeed

    • @soni_4205
      @soni_4205 5 років тому +2

      "Bzzt" 😭😭😭

  • @autumn7075
    @autumn7075 5 років тому +5223

    Me: **making fun of all the “I’m gay” comments**
    Her: **bites lip**
    Me: hello my name is *g a y*

  • @JonTheGeek
    @JonTheGeek 2 роки тому +16

    Is it weird I'm just as fascinated by the lore of this as the ASMR?

  • @Shamu-sr4nq
    @Shamu-sr4nq 3 роки тому +42

    *ha jokes on her, I’m secretly a vampire hunter*
    “Juice box”
    *... maybe just this once*

  • @kpopdancecovers4267
    @kpopdancecovers4267 5 років тому +637

    for all of you gays wondering when she takes of the jacket it’s 2:34

  • @pyr0t3c_
    @pyr0t3c_ 5 років тому +754

    This comments section is surprisingly happy. This is honestly why I love these videos. They’re just like a little bubble with no hate.

    • @AeonsOfBlight
      @AeonsOfBlight 5 років тому +6

      I hate you.

    • @thatweirdbwah_
      @thatweirdbwah_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@AeonsOfBlight LMAO

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 Рік тому +8

      its kinda strange how universal it is that asmr comments are just positive all the way down

    • @laurajanco2i
      @laurajanco2i 9 місяців тому +4

      There are two reasons why asmr videos have very healthy comment sections.
      1- the content is wholesome
      2- people are too stressed out and tired to argue or hate😂

    • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
      @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 9 місяців тому

      It is called "blissful ignorance"
      Pretty hard to be a REAL member of humanity with REAL perspectives and attitudes, when all you do in life is bury your heads in the sand and waste the days of your lives on excess binging of this MEANINGLESS social media garbage that provides NOTHING to life or human existence.
      Yall fragile - fact.

  • @revenant849
    @revenant849 4 роки тому +535

    Me a asexual dude: alright
    Me five minutes in: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

    • @bucky8148
      @bucky8148 4 роки тому +39

      As a demisexual, I felt this on some level

    • @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs
      @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs 4 роки тому +8

      Im bisexual and proud to be it all the people in the comments r like oH iM gAy nOw but if u were really true to ur sexuality u would not change that quickly because of a pretty girl on an ASMR video

    • @revenant849
      @revenant849 4 роки тому +26

      @@CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs my man its a joke

    • @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs
      @CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs 4 роки тому

      @@revenant849 try "my girl" cuz im a woman but I know its a joke my dude

    • @revenant849
      @revenant849 4 роки тому +11

      @@CrystalNoraplzhelpmereachksubs time to anger you

  • @chickennuggets5558
    @chickennuggets5558 4 роки тому +403

    Her: *takes off her jacket
    Every lesbian: oh shi-

    • @itsnoterin
      @itsnoterin 3 роки тому +8

      HHHHHHHHHHHH-
      IT WAS LIKE:
      Her: *Takes off jacket*
      Me: *HEART STARTS BEATING FAST AND I SMILE*

    • @allisonblanco635
      @allisonblanco635 3 роки тому +8

      ok you didnt have to expose me like that

    • @lavendertea1315
      @lavendertea1315 3 роки тому +1

      Yea but the sound I almost feel asleep from her taking off her jacket cus of the sound lol but I’m only 9 and I’m straight

    • @woeah999
      @woeah999 3 роки тому +1

      literally me

    • @bitchesn0tf0und80
      @bitchesn0tf0und80 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget the bisexual umm I’m just in the corner drinking juice boxes so don’t mind me

  • @garydavis5389
    @garydavis5389 5 років тому +792

    You: what your name
    Me: gary
    You: that's a pretty name
    Me: thanks
    You: how do you spell that?
    Me: g a r y

  • @farkas29
    @farkas29 5 років тому +618

    You : Juice boxes or water we have them in stock...
    Me : *VaMpIrEs HaVe JuIcE bOxEs?!?! i WaNt A jUiCe BoX!!*

    • @katiedavis6423
      @katiedavis6423 5 років тому +6

      @Alainna Martin iF Its iN A boX i dONt cARe!!! GIVE THE THE JUICE!!!

    • @muddigutz
      @muddigutz 5 років тому +1

      M EEEEE

    • @SconesWithJam
      @SconesWithJam 5 років тому +1

      I wanna be a vampire #freejuiceboxes24/7

    • @pen0va778
      @pen0va778 5 років тому

      fucking love juice boxes tbh

    • @rj_rides_ytoof9693
      @rj_rides_ytoof9693 5 років тому

      I want a blood bag or a juce box

  • @preston-prezton5666
    @preston-prezton5666 4 роки тому +165

    Me: watching this video bi but more into men.
    Me after: *Laughs in Lesbian*
    Edit : no joke, I was so sleep deprived because my sleeping schedule is wack that- I literally started turning my head for her
    Edit #2: I’m bisexual. Leaning more into women

    • @FreakingSpies
      @FreakingSpies 3 роки тому +4

      Gacha_Rei - Understandable, as a male, women are better when it comes to looks and emotional support.

    • @allisonblanco635
      @allisonblanco635 3 роки тому +5

      *laughs in lesbian* i always liked women

    • @allisonblanco635
      @allisonblanco635 3 роки тому

      @@FreakingSpies you care about looks-

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr 3 роки тому +2

      @@allisonblanco635 some people have different things that make them fall in love

    • @nakaithewanderer8071
      @nakaithewanderer8071 3 роки тому

      @@allisonblanco635 we all do tho

  • @amandalynch4785
    @amandalynch4785 4 роки тому +30

    Her: *takes off jacket
    Me being my oc: * looks away*

  • @blastmagic5503
    @blastmagic5503 5 років тому +382

    For money? Basically I'm the prostitute in this situation I guess.

    • @ratedasmr7811
      @ratedasmr7811 5 років тому +10

      Why pay people to feed when you can just lock them in a room with a kitchen, shower, toilet , bed, and tv to feed on whenever you please?

    • @blastmagic5503
      @blastmagic5503 5 років тому

      @@ratedasmr7811 idk really

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 4 роки тому +1158

    "Some may find it......*enjoyable*"
    Me: kinky

    • @et-y6059
      @et-y6059 4 роки тому +27

      i thought of DEH

    • @angelahudgins1972
      @angelahudgins1972 4 роки тому +9

      Heather Fricking Chandler same

    • @tonyrae86
      @tonyrae86 4 роки тому +1

      I definitely read this in the voice of Hedley Lamar from Blazing Saddles and snort-laughed.

    • @theonceler2756
      @theonceler2756 4 роки тому +3

      Heather Fricking Chandler same

    • @yael8208
      @yael8208 4 роки тому +1

      Nasty

  • @edenbadeeden
    @edenbadeeden 3 роки тому +167

    everyone: talks ab how she turned them gay and such
    me: you fools! i beat you to it! i’ve been gay for YEARS!

  • @clumsiiconfidant5780
    @clumsiiconfidant5780 4 роки тому +46

    Everyone: we be thriving whilst also questioning our sexualities 👁👄👁
    Me, an aromantic: I’m about 10 years behind you

    • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
      @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 3 роки тому

      👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁

    • @Omni-Man-Edits
      @Omni-Man-Edits 3 роки тому +1

      @@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 go away I need to sleep you keep touching me

  • @BusyBuzzingBee3
    @BusyBuzzingBee3 5 років тому +2550

    I have no idea how every lesbian/bi/pan girl managed to find this video but tbh I’m not complaining.

  • @Asuka-mn7wy
    @Asuka-mn7wy 4 роки тому +399

    I’m a brave boy!
    Her: *takes off jacket*
    Not a brave enough boy for this!

  • @MudakTheMultiplier
    @MudakTheMultiplier 3 роки тому +20

    I like to think that she took a special liking to us because she probably measures most people, so she would only really claim the best ones for herself.

  • @lugialover09
    @lugialover09 4 роки тому +25

    "We like bold people here."
    Me: ...I've changed my mind. I'm ready to make a statement.

  • @scarletteg4100
    @scarletteg4100 5 років тому +483

    "A little bit more...intimate"
    *THE GAY IN ME IS QUAKING*

  • @ghostshatters
    @ghostshatters 5 років тому +725

    Hey Alexa, add "neck" to my list of insecurities

    • @honeytree5419
      @honeytree5419 5 років тому +7

      Me though

    • @SconesWithJam
      @SconesWithJam 5 років тому +7

      Me 😩😩

    • @111455
      @111455 5 років тому +2

      this needs to be pinned

    • @RagTag72
      @RagTag72 5 років тому +1

      Just when you thought your butt, crotch and/or boobs are good enough they throw a curveball at you

    • @ghostshatters
      @ghostshatters 5 років тому

      @@111455 ahhHH TY

  • @strawberry_icecream201
    @strawberry_icecream201 4 роки тому +28

    Her: i can tell your very tense....
    Me: *basically half awake*
    Watchu talking about?? 👁👄👁

  • @asasmr9089
    @asasmr9089 4 роки тому +201

    Everybody in the comments : im gay now
    Me already being bisexual : teehee

  • @adriannealyskairmarin3325
    @adriannealyskairmarin3325 4 роки тому +705

    me: *is kinda tense*
    her: _We don't do that here._

  • @redzgaming6880
    @redzgaming6880 4 роки тому +3696

    This comment section in a nutshell:
    Open Lesbians and straight males: *enjoying the video*
    Lesbians who are stuck in the closet: *confused screaming*
    Edit: I forgot about my own sexuality somehow so I changed it.

    • @izzywoods7606
      @izzywoods7606 4 роки тому +132

      Can't forget the bi people

    • @redzgaming6880
      @redzgaming6880 4 роки тому +164

      @@izzywoods7606 Can't belive I forgot about bisexuals when I myself am bi.

    • @leticiabosco9175
      @leticiabosco9175 4 роки тому +66

      Gay guys and straight girls: where do I buy this outfit, so fucking pretty, it's SpArKlInGhh

    • @billybigbaws1726
      @billybigbaws1726 4 роки тому +20

      @@redzgaming6880 This is the bisexual experience.

    • @superhuffpuff
      @superhuffpuff 4 роки тому

      what about the pansexuals XD

  • @_z7990
    @_z7990 4 роки тому +303

    Almost the whole comment section:
    **Questioning there sexuality**
    Me at 3 Am:
    What does my blood taste like? 🤔
    Edit:
    Wow you guys are still replying..👀💧

    • @xandertomic4536
      @xandertomic4536 4 роки тому +13

      William's demise probably iron or rust

    • @prestnaaa
      @prestnaaa 4 роки тому +5

      I just picked my scabs till they bleed and then lick it.

    • @Delia.and.c4rs
      @Delia.and.c4rs 4 роки тому +8

      Some kind of metal probably

    • @ianc8382
      @ianc8382 4 роки тому

      Tiktok Compilations blue

    • @katsu-kun4153
      @katsu-kun4153 4 роки тому +6

      I stabbed my arm with a fork and the blood tasted like chicken! 😄

  • @kreisigal
    @kreisigal 3 роки тому +12

    just a happy reminder that there is a part two😌

  • @calebcombs3669
    @calebcombs3669 5 років тому +641

    She looks and sounds like the love-child of Gibi ASMR and ASMR Glow

  • @jaydenliberty9536
    @jaydenliberty9536 5 років тому +453

    Honestly I love imagining the utopian/dystopian futures that must exist in videos like this
    Like this one for example, where letting a vampire feed on you is perfectly normal and even has legal procedures
    That aside, this is one of the most relaxing ASMR videos I’ve seen in a while. Keep it going Queen

    • @RunWalkCrawl831
      @RunWalkCrawl831 5 років тому +1

      This is a real thing btw

    • @celtryuunosuke5536
      @celtryuunosuke5536 5 років тому +1

      check unasmr for audios of that sort, they're great

    • @TheWhoamaters
      @TheWhoamaters 5 років тому +2

      Ephemeral Rift does that to me so damn much

    • @lillycastitatis6807
      @lillycastitatis6807 5 років тому +7

      Omg SAME! I thought I was the only one! I love imagining the lore and world building in asmr rps like this!

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 5 років тому +1

      @@RunWalkCrawl831 explain

  • @AirWubboxSillyReal
    @AirWubboxSillyReal 3 роки тому +13

    Me: *panik attac*
    Her: “Juice boxes!”
    Me: *happ gorl*

  • @ambercora
    @ambercora 3 роки тому +3

    Rewatching again before part 2 is uploaded !!
    I rewatch this as least once a week I get an insane amount of tingles from this video and I don’t even know why like your voice is so relaxing I find myself closing my eyes just listening to your voice while usually I need visual triggers as well as normal triggers to relax me

  • @aidymurph3887
    @aidymurph3887 4 роки тому +1327

    Me about to die
    Dad : who did this to you?
    Me : a vampire
    Dad : why did you let the va..
    Me : BEcAusE ShE WaS FriEndLy.. and I needed money

    • @amycarey5743
      @amycarey5743 4 роки тому +68

      Was it the juice box, hun?

    • @tarek1195
      @tarek1195 4 роки тому +19

      @@amycarey5743 but I love juice boxes

    • @myabetances8573
      @myabetances8573 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣😂

    • @m0o0oeh
      @m0o0oeh 4 роки тому +14

      ShE GaeV mE juiCeeBOx!

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 роки тому +5

      I think u should have dranken the water

  • @depressedandconfused855
    @depressedandconfused855 5 років тому +977

    Me- *was already gay*
    Me- *Is still gay but now has a thing for cute girls with cute fangs*
    Her- see your neck is just not correct-
    Me- *M e a s u r e a g a i n PLEASE*

    • @laurengaw978
      @laurengaw978 4 роки тому +34

      And when she said" the back of your neck is a bit more desirable "
      I went from ultra gay to like i dunno ultra mega gay lol

    • @joeyles903
      @joeyles903 4 роки тому +1

      Depressed And Confused bleaze

  • @morrisseybm
    @morrisseybm 2 роки тому +5

    This video belongs in the ASMR Hall of Fame

  • @johnmrke2786
    @johnmrke2786 2 роки тому +4

    This is incredibly well written, acted, staged. A fantastic bit of performance on top of the ASMR.

  • @apriljaehn1307
    @apriljaehn1307 4 роки тому +385

    All other vampire asmr’s are so unrealistic and the people have overbearing makeup and filters. But she is so natural and calming I feel like I really am in this situation. Very impressive.

  • @JK-JkJkJkJk
    @JK-JkJkJkJk 4 роки тому +426

    I’m glad that everyone left this video with the sudden desire to be RAILED by a vampire

    • @DatBoi-in2xs
      @DatBoi-in2xs 3 роки тому +16

      Or like... gently kissed on the neck but.... y’know.... ..whatever.......
      ..I’m not saying I’d say NO....

    • @ogbenito1173
      @ogbenito1173 3 роки тому +1

      ...

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 3 роки тому +6

      Well now that you mention it-

    • @bloodfest8510
      @bloodfest8510 3 роки тому +7

      Yall didnt arrive with that? Damn, i must be special

    • @skyewilkinson4373
      @skyewilkinson4373 2 роки тому +1

      Jokes on you I wanted that when I watched the vampire diaries and Damon Salvatore was just ✨there✨

  • @bubble_boy484
    @bubble_boy484 3 роки тому +26

    her: the service here is a little more..... intimate
    me: *panics in minor*

  • @strawberrycream6243
    @strawberrycream6243 4 роки тому +28

    No one:
    Teachers when they pass the exams: 0:43

    • @aloisiaslimez4330
      @aloisiaslimez4330 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO BUT THEY SHOVE THE WHOLE PAPER IN THEIT MOUTH HAHAHAH

  • @TroyMeansTreats
    @TroyMeansTreats 5 років тому +403

    My only virtue in life was that I was born delicious.

  • @graceelizabeth8596
    @graceelizabeth8596 5 років тому +657

    Random Vampire: "You are just looking so tasty already"
    Me: …
    Also Me: *gasps* why thank

  • @emiliomurkmere
    @emiliomurkmere 6 місяців тому +2

    this has been one of my favorite asmr videos for years, your videos are just so relaxing 💕💕

  • @Kdawg142
    @Kdawg142 4 роки тому +564

    Everyone’s talking about how this made them gay, but I’m out here becoming straight

    • @kiera6326
      @kiera6326 4 роки тому +17

      PANDAS!!! 🤗🤗🤗
      Sorry...

    • @prestnaaa
      @prestnaaa 4 роки тому +3

      *OK*

    • @KatzeBabes
      @KatzeBabes 4 роки тому +11

      Pandaman 96 nah, please stay in the team, we can’t lose a panda now

    • @liviawhite5878
      @liviawhite5878 4 роки тому +1

      JOIN US!!!

    • @bigmeatyclaws28
      @bigmeatyclaws28 4 роки тому +6

      no please stay in the gay gang

  • @supern0va1995
    @supern0va1995 5 років тому +1662

    I am officially a snack.

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 4 роки тому +2442

    Lol this comment section is so gay and wholesome I love it

  • @robyndurkin1434
    @robyndurkin1434 Рік тому +5

    They should totally tailor the ads that play in between asmr videos more towards that calming theme.

  • @maximumwiz3654
    @maximumwiz3654 10 місяців тому +3

    Ah yes, the first video of slight sounds I have enver watched and continued to get hooked

  • @kimnamjoon650
    @kimnamjoon650 5 років тому +1009

    Her- what is your name?
    Me- aj
    Her- and how do you spell that
    Me- aj
    Her- yes how do you spell that
    Me- aj

  • @lunarmimi2082
    @lunarmimi2082 4 роки тому +2275

    *Showing shoulders*
    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Karen:
    School dress code: 💪🏻->💑->👨‍👩‍👧

    • @crown1346
      @crown1346 4 роки тому +50

      misty Hernandez this comment has me dead

    • @someguy4890
      @someguy4890 4 роки тому +1

      wheet wheet nah i find tits more erotic tbh but that may just be me

    • @Cerberus03
      @Cerberus03 4 роки тому +37

      @@wheetwheet3008 Ankles are pretty close too.

    • @derbyjr
      @derbyjr 4 роки тому +16

      wheet wheet I thought it was the toe

    • @GorpGlop
      @GorpGlop 4 роки тому +8

      @wheat wheat it's obviously thighs!!

  • @fennex2706
    @fennex2706 10 місяців тому +3

    This was the first ASMR video I ever watched, and now I am FULLY addicted
    Slight Sounds ASMR I blame you for this