Jim Jordan Runs for House Speaker, Biden on 60 Minutes: Late Night's News of the Week
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Jim Jordan Runs for House Speaker, Biden on 60 Minutes: Late Night's News of the Week
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I think Seth is soo cute when he laughs about the joke himself. You can just see the authentic amusement, it's lovely.
"I truly am weird as hell. Every day I learn a new crazy fact about myself."
~George Santos
"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."
- George Santos
So proud that you stood with your writers, so happy that your all are back!
Love that Seth doesn't use a shirt and tie, love his casual looks
He does wear a shirt though.
@@nicholasm7822no he is topless are you blind
I love how Seth can stop and examine a joke with the audience and basically save it if it doesn't land.
The "where did we think the laugh was?" and the "look under your seat" stuff was fantastic...
Thanks so much for being awesome Set, I'm so glad to have you and your team back!
I’m sure Set really appreciates your support!
Who among us has not found themselves trapped in their own sentence structure? Nice save!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, he's becoming a Carson!
It's what makes me happiest with Seth. We are included in the entire joke.
So glad he's back.
I, too, worship Set.
"Where did we think the laugh was?" 😂😂😂😂
The look on the platypus' face when someone brings a UV light into the den. "Wtf? Why am I glowing?!"
closed captions are nice
I legit thought “Not yet.” was the punchline at first.
Santos actually said that‽
Exactly! Soooooo...someone's got eyes on that baby, right?
Yup, unfortunately…
@@msjamesesqI know right, that was so freaking hilarious 🤣 Srsly someone's got eyes on that baby right?!
Yes, he did. The audience also thought this is so ridiculous that it has to be the punchline.
The pleasure I get from watching Seth again!
True
Seriously. I prefer Meyers to Kimmel.
@@damiencruz6326
My ranking is Seth, Colbert, Kimmel. I really loathe Fallon…not even close to funny; the only good thing I can say about him is that he’s a _really_ good dancer.
Platypus is killing me 😂 Seth sounded scared about the egg!
Poisonous spurs would be a male.
@@letitiajeavons6333 Venomous spurs actually. He addressed both the venomous vs. poisonous spurs, and the fact that only males have these spurs, so a platypus can't both have venomous spurs and lay an egg, on Corrections this week.
Either way, I'd be scared if I laid an egg.
Fresh reminder: house representatives make $174,000.00 of YOUR money to do their job.
I lived in WDC a few decades ago, and I don’t think that’s an outrageous price-it’s a very expensive place to live and they have a lot of ancillary expenses they have cover themselves. Also, those who don’t tumble out of a bozo car do a lot for their constituents.
When it could be going towards universal healthcare, but then again, why would you want your money to help other people…. just saying because that seems to be the attitude of a lot of people in America. Also tax money is not your money anymore, anyway. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
Maybe you could vote in people who will work for their constituents, instead of politicians who only care about companies and the wealthy, also themselves. It could really help. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
So many great moments in this terrific episode but my favorite was when he said "The Congressman from Asgard." I was drinking a soda and almost choked I laughed so hard. Thank you Seth for another wonderful video!
I know right, I almost snorted perfectly good tequila out my nose 😂
At least it didn’t come out your nose…aicheemama that would have been completely brutal.
Goodnessness. It certainly has been a crazy week.
I’m so glad Seth is back to help create a workable conceptual framework to stay sane throughout. ❤
So agree!
@1:54 missed opportunity for a rumplestiltskin bit
12:37 “How dare-“
Underrated joke 🤣
Nailed it !!!
Great to have Seth back. The new king of late night
We love your show seth meyers
Yes we do especially a Closer Look 😀👍🏻🎉
I missed you Seth! 😭
Great week. Lots going on. Always hilarious
Love the platypus impression! Seth, you are fantastic! ( Thanks writers!)
Correction: Male platypus having venom injecting spurs is best not described as "weird". The fossil record shows that, in the past, many mammal species had similar spurs. The platypus's ability to inject venom is not an oddity, but a surviving example of what was once a common characteristic of mammalian species.
Now I want venom spurs 😞
Careful... the platypus is Giuliani's spirit animal.
Nahh it's the Weasel. Evil Weasel Spirit took him over back when he was Mayor of New York and tried to ban pet ferrets.
That is my theory and I am sticking to it. 😂!
It can't be. The platypus is fascinating and entertaining to watch. Rudy is neither of these
Stop shaming all these animals! 🛑
None of them deserve it!! 🤬
Do you know what a platypus is?
🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I love it when Seth Flubbs up. It shows he is a human being
Oh how delightful to have all our funny folks back, & just in time for McFarty II, or...How long will it take to get a Speaker THIS time?
the only other night show host i watch daily other than Jon stewart very genuine dude much love seth
What a great one this was Seth loved the whole thing from start to finish. ❤🎉
That insulin joke landed harder than an Amelia Earhart joke.
😂
I wish you guys had said you could stuff the whole gag order in his mouth, and he'd still get the word out. Then a picture of trump with papers in his mouth lol
Or as I like to refer to him, 🍊💩
Like trump hasn’t eaten documents before…
Correction: Hannibal Lecter’s mask keeps him from biting people, not talking.
Well spotted
You do understand corrections came out over 12 hours before this video was posted
And this was addressed in corrections..
@@thomasleity437it shows the real jackals when these wannabes try to make corrections during the news of the week
Best Sit-down Comedy 😂
Seth is an American treasure
Funny 😂
"You can see #ClarenceThomas, but he belongs to #HarlanCrow"... gratitude to @RoyWoodJr for Shining the Light. ❤
I watched corrections before this segment, its like a prequel, def recommend watching the news this way
I really needed that laugh. 2:11
At 4:56 someone laughed so hard they hit the wrong camera button 😂
Wikipedia on the platypus: The unusual appearance of this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it. In 1799, the first scientists to examine a preserved platypus body judged it a fake, made of several animals sewn together.
The pressure to write a good first comment that wont end up on Corrections is high...
I lol every time I see "first" 😂
Never thought I'd have the opportunity to and didn't want to just write "first!" because that's boring... but then time keeps ticking... it's a stressful situation lol @@MadDragon75
They already did corrections for these
Haaaaaa Haaaaaa 🤓👀😳🤣
Isn’t the point *to* actually show up in corrections? 😂😂😂
😂 thanks Seth that was hilarious
My favorite: The delivery of, “Damn, I truly am weird as hell.”
Jim Jordan is seriously auditioning for speaker. He's wearing a jacket, and it looks like he's even colored his hair to recover his youthful 'blond' look.
Is it possible for Jordan to be MORE icky? Yes. The answer is yes.
So mad I FORGOT TO WEAR A JACKET!!
😂😂😂
I noticed the hair too - it may just be all the different lighting situations tho 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Put Jeffries in. Only five or six votes Republicans could do it, and Republicans could complain, and Jeffries could get things done, and then they could whine some more! SEE? Everybody wins!🤣
Republican Party is too freaking Childish to allow that to happen.
hell if they can't bring themselves to vote for Jeffries, 10 of them voting "present" would do it
@@o0Evo0o But what are the repercussions for those Republicans voting "present"?
Can we say political career suicide?
Well, considering it's Republicans, maybe not. 😂
@@terrancekayton007I think you mean too evil to ever let that happen.
@@o0Evo0omaybe pretend to sprain your ankle that day...oops I missed the vote
GYM hands Jordan. you miss spelled it.
Seth is Great. Another Funny Comic has a Political Show on FREE Speech TV "The Stephanie Miller Show" M- F 6am to 9 am Pacific time. This show is Sarcastic , Amazing ,Funny Like Seth Meyers !
Hahahaha, I was chuckling throughout. Good one, Seth. Jim Jordan is getting flushed down the toilet! That entire fiasco going on in the House is getting rather pathetic, but it is surely a goldmine for late night talk show hosts! Lol.
When flushing, my landlord suggested pouring some extra water down. 😄
@@karmaalstad5588
I think this is such a special case that I think extra water is not what’s needed. My solution would be to follow the flush with a second flush with Lysol. Or maybe just lye. Then you just need to get a new toilet.
The plastic glitter joke got me lol
Seth is very good. Full 🛑 imho
"All nine justices are committed to the highest ethical standards"
Oh, give me a break.
You know, for how scary ex-president Donnie was looking three years ago, we have to ask ourselves, how is it that a dude as cartoonish as Donnie could ever get into a position like the presidency?
The answer is really easy: The Electoral College
Biden demonstrates his stamina here. Imagine traveling to Israel and all the speeches, diplomatic meetings both public & privately, to return home several days later to update the country in a brilliantly delivered speech then appear on 60 minutes. That’s stamina on steroids.
Platypus impression was spot on!
'Congressman from Asgard' 😂
I’m 60 years old and my favorite drink is Vodka and Mt. Dew! I tried it once after a freeze in Florida and orange juice was hard to find.
That sounds like an amazing concoction; what proportion of Mountain Dew to vodka did you find worked best, and what brand of vodka did you use
Oh no - is Santos carrying her precious baby?
Ice Cream What?? 😳 😱🤣😂🤣
You didn't play it smoothly; you played it smooth.
Hey, Olbermann's still trying figure out what Thurber meant by hiding inside a box. Should we tell him, or let him, uh, dangle . . .?
Did we ever get an answer on the baby?
Someone’s got eyes on this baby, right!?
Seriously!! And Is he using that baby as a shield
“And Just Like That”, Jimmy Jo’s out.
😂😂😂😂❤
2:55 Notice that the platypus has become Andy Samberg...
Venomous- not poisonous. Venom is injected, like the platypus ❤
Dearest Seth, my band Mythological Horses would very much love to play on Late Night. Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top? But not the kind of sugar that is laced with fentanyl
@7:12 we can only hope :-))
Izzy is always at war with hummus. A love/hate relationship.
"George, what the hell?"
George: "there is a room where you can go in and just get free people"
"yeah you should give that back..."
Is Santos looking for an anchor baby?
Jokes aside Van Leuuwen is delicious. Maybe not that flavor, haven't tried it -- definitely try the rest.
Please tell me she called her kid Terra Luna !!
I went to a music store and bought Cash...Johnny Cash! 🤣
Nobody appreciates how Seth had the platypus say it "láid" an egg in Australian accent
2:53 "Weird as hell" could be referring to the platypus... or Jim Jordan. Works both ways.
Platypuses only spread poison through spikes; Jordan spews poison everywhere like the stupidest firehose in the House.
Great show. The George Santos bit is pure gold. But seriously though, we got eyes on the baby, right????
Yeah
Worried for that baby
8:25 “Baby with a gavel” sounds like a followup to some Tom Ska sketches involving a baby with a different item…
We need more platypus bits
Best show right here
4:59 as a diabetic I laughed
Gym Jordan for toilet washer, I could vote for that, him with his TEA PARTY group, should surrender like back in April 9th , 1865. then just go away
Correction: only make platypus have spurs so no, he didn’t lay an egg.
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Here for the platypus humor
I think jim Jeffries would make an amzing speaker of the house. 😂😅
I don't care if the joke's not factual. Platypus Seth spontaneously laying an egg is funny and adorable AF.
Venomous not poisonous. 🖖🏻
The guy pretending to be a lawyer? That's just USA's Suits if it was made by BET.
Seth, just so you and your writers are aware, only male platypuses have venomous (not poisonous) spurs on their hind legs, and despite how incredibly weird they are, the males don’t lay eggs. So, that’s at least 2 mistakes there, 3 if you don’t combined the fact that only males are venomous and don’t lay eggs.
LOVE when Seth just stares at gh r camera b4 laughing 🤣😂🤣😂✌️🖖😺😽
Who TF would hand that man boi a BABY
Jim Jordan is being led on a leash by an invisible dog. A dog that pulls up his underpants and puts diapers on his head and thinks, "I'm the smartest dog. I poop words of hate and rump.
If there was an ethics code for SP, Coney-Barrett wouldn't be there
Kavanaugh would be living on the run, hunted by reporters and FBI investigators.
This was hilarious! Soooo glad they are back.
I wonder how many people in the audience actually looked under their seats? 🤔 🤣
Seth Meyers just threw up in the Overton window when he made a joke about paying $40 for popcorn and a drink. How far off can that be? 😳
Gym Jordan isn't going to work out in the House. Or anywhere...George Santos is running from Tom Hanks in Catch Me If You Can
You speak truth about the platypus!
Is there an adult in the room? My cousin Laurie for President!
Seth, I am driving in Argentina right now and the already have a drink with vodka and Sprite it's called Dr Lemon
Seth seems to be the only person in the news able to pronounce the word 'Israel' in the US. It's not hard to say. Also, a lot of people there seem to think it's 'semetic' when it's actually 'Semitic'.
48 year old, with teenagers and all I say lately is "Bruh!". Have you listened to the news this week? Oh, yeah...
Omfg are kidding me I thought the not yet comment was a joke. But nope that's what he said😂 life really has become just a series of bad memes, cat videos and pimple popping shorts😮