Explaining TZEENTCH To My Girlfriend
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- Опубліковано 22 січ 2024
- This episode Ava teaches Kari about the cosmic horrors behind Tzeentch!
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Thus brings an end to our series on the Chaos Gods. Now we move on to something much more horrifying: Humans.
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No, not the humans!
Anything but the humans!
*Looks into a mirror*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!
Supposedly we are gonna get an official 5th god. I'm hoping it's the forge master lol
@@thecinnamonguy5127
Vashtorr
Didja do Malal and the undivided sorta god Belakor is a Demon Prince of.. I guess Vashtorr may also fall into that trap too
I love the avatars you had this episode.
💙
If the Chaos gods were elements, Khorne would be fire, Nurgle would be earth Slanesh would be water and Tzeentch would be Uranium
Tzeetch would be every element simultaneously including there antimatter forms
Well when you get down to it, the horizontal sufful, is fuild exchange so that works for the dark prince
@@H-to-Onah that would be *Creed* ~baneblade teleports behind you~ “nothing personal, kid”
“Never let them know your next move” - tzeentch… maybe
Id swap flanesh and nurgle honestly. Nugles way to full of pile puke and sheet to be earth
Tzeentch: I cast FIRE!
Nurgle: I cast PLAGUE!
Khorne: I cast FIST!
Slaanesh: I cast (CENSORED)!
Together we are CHAOS UNDIVIDED!
Me seeing that : "Frick" ...
Slaanesh, : "somebody say FRICK !!!"
Slaanesh would be the bard of their group
To be fair Slaanesh may also cast FIST
@R-YR29 😦😦🤔😐😐😐
Possibly not in that order but sounds like your average Saturday might in Birmingham
17:05 itty bitty addendum, but to further make sure that P'tarix and Xirat'p don't betray Tzeentch and use his magic for themselves, he created the demons with specific limitations to their minds: P'tarix knows how to locate and write down the spells they find, but doesn't actually know how to read. Xirat'p, meanwhile, can read P'tarix's writings and say the spells to cast them, but doesn't actually understand what the spell is or what it does until it's cast.
This leads to them effectively being the embodiment of 'Random bullshit, go!', and the two will either claim the spells they cast went all according to plan... or occasionally Xirat'p will complain that P'tarix gave him a useless spell, and P'tarix will lament that Xirat'p used the wrong spell, despite neither of the two really knowing what they're doing.
It’s funny because they are two halves of a Pink Horror that he split up like this. It’s pretty hilarious.
They are the only reason I actually like Tzeentch demons over any others.
Sloppity Bile piper is a close second.
"But what about Malal?"
"Shut up, he doesn't exist."
Whaaaaat… Malal? Never heard of him..
Anywho, here’s my new OC Malice pls don’t steal✌️✌️
Ei, not so much on Malal.
Here, Malal. I made you hot chocolate.
ahhh Classic xD
Oh, you mean Kratos?
The Horus Heracy game (not the novels) keep dropping hints at him (for example the Ravenous Dissolution Ætheric Dominion). So I guess he exists again (which I'm assuming he absolutly hates).
"We have a God of Hope. And he is EVIL." - One of my favorite "40k Facts".
My favorite Skarbrand TTS line is "Skarbrand HATES stealing! Skarbrand is a respectable member of society!"
Khorn is the god of honour, so…
Checks out, I guess?
Khorne is the most lawful of the chaos gods
@McHobotheBobo the oldest and most hallowed law, the law of the blade!
Tzeentch: Hmm, I wonder what this Well of Eternity does. _Starts chucking in his Greater Birb Daemons_
What's even better is that He want's to absorb Kairos who arguably has more ability with foresight than even Tzeentch himself. But he doesn't know
A. What'd that would do.
B. If he could recreate that bit of luck with Kairos.
I love the idea of daemons having lives outside of battle, like a horror punches out and goes back to his apartment at tzeentch towers on the 49th floor only to find its gone, and after checking with reception he finds out tzeentch has sort fit to shuffle the apartments and he is now on the 87th floor. And when he finally gets home he trys to make a relaxing cup of tea only to find his tabs now only breath fire, and while his is 'thanking' tzeentch for this wonderful change he is just starring out the window seething as a gathering of nurgle daemons are using the community space across the road to have a bbq of organic home grown rotten fruit and vegetables, celebrating the new young couple that has moved into the community and the birth of 4 new nurglings since last bbq. Also a korne daemon that likes to make flower arrangements in his spare time "IT BRINGS ME JOY!!" being his response.
this is my favorite comment ive seen in months
Khorne Daemons would also probably be immensely efficient at mowing lawns, and getting rid of pests/invasive plants.
They'd have the most random hedges, due to the fact they'd start cutting it properly, with perfect horizontal cuts, but then the rage would fill them, and they'd start cutting in every direction.
Also, they make wonderful flower bouquets, because they actively cut the plant's head to collect the flower, and it's metal A.F.
Somehow their floral arrangements always look like skulls, even when they try to make ANY different shape.
And just when they have their dinner and drink in front of tv (after having to stand up again to get the drink) they have some whingy cultists voice in their mind "great demon of the warp, come to us aid us in the battle"
OR some naked grey knight aspirant pop out of their tv to battle them to gain pass some challenge.
And we all know what slanneshi demons do
There's a faction of Tzeentch Daemons in AOS that really do go to war only because they have to. However they want to burn everything to dust so they can get back to their books.
TTS put it best: "Demons are part of their respective god the same way cells make up an organism"
These two are the sweetest ever. I came for the Warhammer, I stayed for the wholesome relationship.
i wanna hear more about alex, he sounds sweet and i wanna met his boyfriend
@@kevinthiago413I was curious if they were poly-amorous for a second.
51:00 Korra never had a problem with fire. Her agressive nature lend itself to that element quite comfortably. It was Air that caused trouble for her.
I was literally about to type this out too
Yep I totally got it mixed up! She’s so strong willed she has trouble with the kind of ‘zen’ needed to work with air, if I’m remembering right? That’s why she also struggles a bit with spiritual contact, right?
I think they confused Aang with Korra?
@@KarilynneDavies That is correct, but to give some further clarification:
One can think of Earth and Fire as the most physical elements of the Avatar world. Earth in particular is the embodiment of facing your problems in a direct and predictable way; Fire is about action, movement and passion. In a strange irony, Korra was born to a Water Tribe, but is a far better Fire/Earthbender than she is a Waterbender because she's all about 'face problems directly, act first think later, fix things with action and physicality' - more or less the direct opposite of Aang.
By contrast, Water and Air are very spiritual and indirect; another comparison you might draw is that Earth and Fire tend to be very outward, focused on changing the world around you to suit your needs, whereas Water and Air are more introspective, changing yourself to move better through the world.
Water, as you probably already know, tends to take the path of least resistance and is therefore remarkable for being perhaps the most versatile of all elements, and Air (being omnipresent) tries to see the problem from every angle and might even ask the question 'is this thing a problem, or is it merely a lack of understanding that causes us to see it as one?', which naturally leads Air Nomads to play peacemaker. Korra is absolutely not the kind of person who likes to sit around considering things from all angles or taking into account multiple different points of view: once she's found something she believes is right she acts on it.
The reason Korra found connecting with spirits so difficult is because she naturally approaches everything like it's a conflict or a challenge - but the problem with that is, when there's no-one else around, someone who doesn't know how to stop fighting will naturally end up fighting their own self, and you simply can't attune with the spirits when you're divided against yourself. I won't spoil anything just in case, but certain incidents forced Korra to look inwards and face a fear that can't be defeated by punching or bending it away, which eventually led to her being sufficiently at peace with herself that she could interact with the spirits. That is, essentially, the major trajectory of her character arc in a nutshell.
@@Stolanis this is an awesome refresh! Thank you so much for taking the time to write this! 🪨🌊🔥💨
" Bird up. " - Arrik Andreus, Cultist of Tzeentch.
Butter passing demon: Father, what is my purpose?
Tzeech: to pass me the butter
Butter passing demon: *looks to the butter next to him, then to Tzeech the other side of him* are you serious?
Tzeentch: maybe
All part of the plan...
Let's be honest here, Tzeentch would say 'To pass butter' then ask the daemon for marmalade.
he me fr
Too straightforward. Tzeench would just smile ominously.
4:37 It’s now my headcanon that all Tzeentchians; Heralds, Princes’, Greater Daemons, chaos spawn, pink horrors, the Changeling, Rubric marines, Thousand Sons, Astartes, cultists, Kairos, Magnus and Tzeentch himself do the Peter Griffin dance whenever ‘Bird is the Word’ plays.
They don’t get slaughtered immediately because people tend to pause in confusion for several minutes whenever this happens.
Also Hi, I’m the Changling, and Welcome to Jackass!” “OH SHIT!” *gets punched by Khorne*
This has happened at least once in lore and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Last time, she unfortunately received Nurgle's "gift". Now, her questions sounds like Tzeentch.
I think the Inquisition might schedule a visit.
Not gonna lie, with all her intrusive thoughts and the fact she will say something crazy only for him to immediately agree, I think she may actually be a psyker.
Also she is almost certainly is a slannesshi cultist
Last time I was this early Erebus was not a bad person.
When was that *ever* a thing?
@@khylerbane4523 Erebus 1.0
:3
then you must've known Erebus before he was born
That’s impossible like that’s the only impossible thing In warhammer
Oh, you mean EREBUS, not Erebus. Yeah, that guy was cool.
It will not be long before we reach THE DEVOURER!
I cannot wait to see what you have to say about the greatest, most efficient, endless faction of BUG!
Nom nom nom
WOOOOOOOO THE BUG APPROACHES
The bugtide
The hivemind shall reward everyone with cookies...
Flesh cookies? @@DaveMcMuffin
Kairos wasn't the first Lord of Change that Tzeentch threw into the Well of Eternity, he was just the first that came back out. Previously Tzeentch was just yeeting them in like, once a week, and nothing happened so he'd ADHD and wander off to do something else for a bit. Then he'd swing back around again, throw another Lord of Change in. Wait a bit, get bored, wander off and do something else. Then he threw Kairos in and he got spat back out all kinds of weird, so he was like "Huh, neat!" And thus Kairos was one of his favourites.
Now why was he yeeting them inside in the first place is another question
@@azzarnthelizardBecause the well is the one thing Tzeentch knows nothing about and it drives him crazy, the current belief is that it leads to the deep warp
What's even better is that Tzeentch want's to eat Kairos, but
1. He doesn't know what'd happen
2.He doesn't know if he could recreate Kairos.
I bet she gonna LOVE Vashtorr’s concept and plan…
That some of the best current 40k writing out there
Yep a Daemon who kills and tricks with 100% Sincerity.
THE QUEST FOR CAMELOT WAS GOLDEN
This was a great adventure with the chaos gods and I hope some day your girlfriend gets the pleasure to meet The Great Horned One and his loving SKAVEN REEEEEEEEEE
I would LOVE a Skaven episode. I'm a great fan of Ikit Claw myself (because who doesn't love nukes and machine guns in a medieval fantasy setting), although there are plenty of other notables like Queek Headtaker, Deathmaster Snikch and Throt the Unclean.
For anyone curious about the girl and the dog who got through the maze of Tzeentch, the last riddle was said to be impossible and unknowable.
The daemon asked, “Who is the True Master of The Warp?”
She pondered for a moment and replied, “Games Workshop” and the gate opened
11:24 "the bisexuals are coming at you"
my hands instinctively made fingerguns at this
Glad to see you haven't abandoned this series! It's been so long.
Apologies for the wait! We got sick a couple times during the holidays, we're doing our best get these out ASAP!
@@NUMBSKULLS glad you're feeling better!
@@NUMBSKULLSnurgle didn’t want you talking about his rival
@@NUMBSKULLS
Nurgle gave you gifts.
How nice.
@@NUMBSKULLSknow it i also got sick a couple of times during the holidays
9:20 I was going to ask if their would be a Vashtorr, Belakor, etc episode.
14:40 that is the most terrifying Slaanesh drawing I’ve ever seen.
if all Harry Potter houses were evil, here is how imo the chaos gods would get sorted:
Nurgle - Hufflepuff (Papa is a family boy)
Tzeentch - Ravenclaw (Birds and knowledge)
Khorne - Gryffindor (Courage, Honesty and fighting)
Slanesh - (Selfishness and self discovering. Also snek.)
Yes.
Dorthy and Toto accidentally finding themselves in the realm of Tzeench.
*Toto, I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore*
“Is the emperor an atheist?”
“It’s a whole fucking thing”
The emperor is the god of internet atheists.
No, he just doesn't want them to be worshipped.
Btw the beginning scene is from Quest for Camelot and I absolutely love it!!!! Thank y'all for including it
Double the length.
Double the lore.
Makes sense for tzeentch
Edit: when will you cover Tzeentch’s tactic in Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker?
It's an easy summary. Make a Super Spell Heavy Cheese Deck that Bends the rules to the point of almost breaking that's both incredibly smort, but also brainless enough it doesn't really need thought to do.
Tzeentch: "Hey human can you do this thing?"
Human: "No what? Why would I do that?"
Tzeentch: "Thank you, couldn't have done it better myself! Here's mindbending power, anyway gotta run, seeyaaa"
I have read somewhere that for Tzeentch, there is no true end goal, just countless plans upon plans that feed back into each other and in contrast to each other, all he cares about is creating and enacting new schemes to cause chaos and confusion, just to eternally drag out the great game.
In modern Greek kairos (καιρός) means weather so it's pretty cool that "a moment in time" became "what weather is going on"
That's a really cool fact!
If theres one thing i wasn’t expecting it was the poly lore that just randomly jumped me mid video. Yall are awesome to watch, keep up the amazing work^^
Oh they're poly-amorous?
Watching this series because someone I know( :} ) showed me the necrons video, love the videos! Keep it up!!
I have been a fan myself of their abridged work and also am a warhammer fan so I was pretty happy with them deciding to do this content hope GW doesnt screw them over like those anime companies did
Can’t believe you left out that pink horrors plot into two blue horrors when they’re killer, and blue horrors split into two brimstone horrors when they’re killed, and brimstone horrors are basically little sentient embers that run around and set things on fire before they burn out. Literally my favourite aspect of Tzeentch, and his whole leaning into mutation thing
Gotta say, this is the prettiest I think we’ve ever looked~ 💎🐦
"Is the Emperor guy just an Atheist?" "Its a whole Fucking thing..." Pretty perfectly sums up the basic story or The Emperor and Lorgar, i havent read the book so just the story arc itself
So happy Kari brings up The Dresden Files!!! Amazing books with amazing lore!
I wasn't expected a Quest for Camelot reference in year of our Lord 2024AD but I greatly appreciate it.
I might be wrong on this, but if I understand Kairos' lore correctly, the thing with the one head always lying and the other always telling the truth, he doesn't actually have to do that, he just likes to fuck with people
I wish my dyslexia worked like that 🤔
I don't think he can help it, but he can switch which head does which.
@@marmyeater That’s such a cool idea!!
I now demand he shows his girlfriend the tts series!!!
I Cato Sicarius agree
@@SM-kx1oi oh dear god no, not Cato.
Probably going to happen, eventually.
Thousand suns used peck attack
- it’s super effective
9:50 It's a technicality, but while Daemons are a result of their god, there are a fair bit of unaligned warp entities, as well as the "Imperial Daemons".
51:06 correction: Korra struggeled with air not with fire. Which was strange, because as you said most avatars struggeled with their opposite element
To be fair, as a child she shown being adaptable to quite forceful elements while air is not that by it's philosophy.
It's because ang was an air bender through and through starting element and personality wise Korra may have started as a water bender but personality wise she was more of an earth bender hard headed and unchanging so she struggled most with air
God I was itching for the next one. Love you two.
JUST AS PLANNED! The word of the great Lord of Change has been spread through a wholesome duo covering the factions of 40K! Allaccording to his intricate, ever-evolving schemes! Nyeh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heeeeh!!!
The changeling part is my favorite part! 😂
As someone who's played Boltgun,
F**K LORDS OF CHANGE
This series has been great it really helped me decide to commit to playing 40k big necron enthusiast
I’m really curious how The Imperium is gonna be handled.
Maybe The Emperor, Space Marines, and Mechanicus as separate episodes?
The Imperial Guard and the different PDF's are definitely gonna need their own episode just to cover a generalization with specific examples. That, or a Gilbert and Sullivan style pattern song.
If Bricky's summary was anything to go by, you could easily devote a separate episode each to the Astartes, Guards, SoB, Admech, Inquisition, Assassinorum, Titans, Grey Knights... there's a LOT of ground to cover. I feel like the Marines and the Guard will almost certainly get their own episodes, but the rest... we'll see.
And as for Big E, that would essentially involve explaining the entire central plot of WH40K. If the Numbskullz *are* going to do an episode on Emps himself, it's gonna be a loooong one.
I don't know if that was the plan, but today's avatars really freaked me out! Good art!
I discovered your content from the Orks…. I love your animations based around your ramblings- it is the highlight of the podcast from other Warhammer Podcasts!
I already loved your vids but knowing you guys enjoy the Dresden Files is just the best.
Thank you so much for acknowledging quest for Camelot, it’s one of my favorites
Only thing with Korra, she actually learned firebending quite quickly. Her opposed bending was actually air
i LOVE Kari's final questions. She doesn't miss, it's unreal.
Omg, that story about the guy bringing the Sting replica to a stage show reminds me of a story my boss told me when I worked at a theater. He was involved in a black box production set in a WWII prison camp and this 20-something German guy was involved in it. They were talking in a production meeting about how they needed a costume for a guard character and this German guy was all "Don't worry about it, I have that covered". The next day he came in with an SS uniform. And I don't mean a recreation of one, he brought in a real SS uniform from 1942, which as my then boss told me; "he just happened to have, for some reason".
it was part of Tzeentch's plan to be the last explained as it let him maintain an air of mystery and intrigue through foreshadowing throughout the entire series, he's been orchestrating events since the beginning don't you see? it was always the plan.
(its 2:41 AM I am Sleepy)
Hearing about all the demons of Tits-Snitch makes me flashback to Boltgun, I once tried to chainsword a Lord of Change to death just to see if I could, I could not because of the line of sight attack. I am surprised that they didn't talk about how Pink horrors when killed split into 2 blue horrors which is really annoying, so many fireballs. Of course when it comes to demons that are a random mass of teeth, eyes and claws, there is those who should not be named. Can't wait to see Chaos Undivided, Be'Lakor and Vashtor have really come along recently.
Love your videos! Love the simple storytelling, like a bed time story. 😁
Opening up with a Magic Sword Quest for Camelot clip. My day is amazing.
Another absolutely fantastic episode. I cannot wait for the Thousand Sons coverage. Representation for Prospero!
31:30, If I remember right, Kairos was like the last Lord of Change because Tzeentch was just tossing in greater demons willy nilly and they were all being destroyed by the Well.
I just enjoy the dynamic as much as the lore at this point... XD
You two are awesome! I love the nonsense! 😂
The Opening bit with Rubarchaeon and the Griffin of Change is the funniest fucking thing i've seen in a long time
12:46 Dresden files is amazing!!!
Some more info on the well of eternity:
Kairos wasn’t the first Lord of Change that was thrown in there, he was the first one to come back
There is something down there, and it scares Tzeentch
Whatever that something is, there is a decent chance that it has possessed Kairos and Tzeentch has no control over him
Tzeech is a major proponent of bisexual lighting in the 40k universe
I can't believe it took 8 episodes for a TTS reference 😅
You need to watch together the "yu-gi-oh specials" of "If the Emperor had a TTS"... xDDDD
Legit using this series to induct my wife into the 40k universe. Thank you so much for this! This makes it fun and entertaining for her to grasp. Can't wait til you get to the imperium/space marines and she still doesn't know how humanity kinda plays into the universe.
Damnit Kari! Now I'm looking forward to the banter when you guys get to Horus.
Whenever Tzeentch (or one of its followers) says "Just as planned" there is a good 50/50 chance that it didn't go according to plan and they are either just trying to unsettle you or try and hide that they actually failed.
I can see the Darkest Dungeon iron crowns popping up :) You two are freakin adorable, I love this series
She's so smart and quick witted. This makes your channel so entertaining.
My favourite are my adorable chaos fishies, the screamers
I don’t remember the chaos entities name but the one from the book where the inquisitor is haunted by it and it tortured him with his sins would be a great look into
Edit: found it the watcher in the rain good read
There are actually some independent demons and warp critters out there! Furies are just little shards of emotions, for example, that aren’t bound to any one god but will join up with them for a power boost. Also don’t forget our boy Drach’Nyen, pretty sure he’s not tied to any particular god.
Everytime I see a Lord of Change, I always imagine them as sounding like a mix of the Skexis from the Dark Crystal and xqc honking like a goose
24:00 crusade mode is a popular alternative to competitive where you play a more narrative game where you actually name your squads, characters etc. and you can easily just get lore and titles through battle
Loved that final line "It's a whole fucking thing!" It sure is! Can't wait for more of this awesome series
LET’S GO! FINALLY! Unexpected drop just like a battle with the Lord of Change!
Stop drawing lines of reasoning between warhammer & the Harry Potter universe unless you want to get Hogwarts taken by the silent sisters.
The most suprising thing to come away from this episode with is knowing the host and I had the same favorite character from Care Bears.
40K is great.
Oh man... that Quest for Camelot opening caused flashbacks...
I second the Dresden Files! Wonderful series!
I love the Quest for Camelot opening
....after hearing the little interlude, I'm actually kinda curious to see Ava explain the Raven Guard
The changeling is the Loki of warhammer. So cool
Your humor is on point here, good job
Y'all are the cutest 40k channel and I love it
Ok I'm subbing just because of the reference to quest for Camelot. First vid to watch too.
Thank you for another great episode!!
Khorne- Fire
Nurgle- Earth
Tzeentch- Wind
Slaanesh- *CENSORED
With our powers combined I am CAPTAIN CHAOS!!!
Randomly starting to talk about Skyrim is the most Tzeentch thing ever
4:31 is cursed in so many ways...
edit: I love it
There are unaligned demons like Drach'nyen who was created when a human committed murder for the first time and Vashtorr the Arkifane who controlls the forge of souls. There's also the Enslavers who wiped out the Old Ones way back when and are still around. (unalighed is not the same as undivided, undivided is all four chaos gods comming together ot make a demon like Be'lakor)
Also there exists designs for Malaal/Malice's demons, but they weren't ever used lol
I do love seeing a Dresden Files reference out in the wild c:
OKAY WAIT HEAR ME OUT
have Kari teach Ava the Dresden Files, because it is SUCH an amazing series