Introducing Epicness: Monster 1000 Joule Airgun! 550 fps.

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  • @ChopSueyyy
    @ChopSueyyy 7 років тому +4103

    Next: how to penetrate a tank with toothpicks

    • @Stikkzz
      @Stikkzz 7 років тому +61

      you only need a bazillion feet per second

    • @ToddHowardWithAGun
      @ToddHowardWithAGun 7 років тому +123

      Just accelerate it to 0.25 the speed of light so that it explodes with the force of several nuclear bombs.

    • @FionnMarr
      @FionnMarr 7 років тому +152

      You want to put *that* idea into Joerg's head?
      Do you realize what evil you have unleashed upon the world?
      Three hundred kilos of banded, high tension rubber and a toothpick made from titanium aluminide with a depleted uranium tip and he'd do it. Just don't be standing behind the tank when it's fired.

    • @thraximundar2974
      @thraximundar2974 7 років тому +48

      Just hurt myself laughing at this, not because it is so funny (which it is), but because he could probably do it if he wanted to... and that would be the last UA-cam video ever uploaded, because he would've destroyed the world, with a toothpick and some rubber bands.

    • @WeirdHieroglyphicSymbol
      @WeirdHieroglyphicSymbol 7 років тому +13

      If he could manage to make it penetrate atleast a Millimeter i'd be amazed.

  • @juliorenteria468
    @juliorenteria468 7 років тому +2754

    Her: oh my god its so big
    Joerg: let me show you its features

    • @dmolition1672
      @dmolition1672 7 років тому +60

      Dude seriusly TMI,there are young viewers here

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 6 років тому +90

      Dmolition 16 UA-cam isn't a site for "young viewers" either, it says in the Guidelines that you have to be 13 or older to have access to it.

    • @moonhorizon9245
      @moonhorizon9245 6 років тому +38

      shut up little bitch

    • @cityandsuburb
      @cityandsuburb 6 років тому +32

      Thirteen is a child you weirdo
      .....

    • @chudwick8814
      @chudwick8814 6 років тому +55

      Dmolition 16 he said nothing sexual in any way. You would have to have a dirty mind in order to actually understand it. Also, you're a hypocrite. You included a lot of not so kid friendly content in this comment. Think before you speak.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 5 років тому +643

    The real reason Germany keeps weapon laws as restrictive as it does is purely because they want to see how creative Joerg can get with his weapons projects.

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight 5 років тому +6

      I farted.

    • @ninjawhoya2073
      @ninjawhoya2073 5 років тому +24

      Or maybe it's so they cant fight back against the foreign invaders

    • @WattsonFence96
      @WattsonFence96 5 років тому +12

      @@ninjawhoya2073 except joerg

    • @nilsscholz4474
      @nilsscholz4474 5 років тому +18

      @@ninjawhoya2073 I guess that could be the truth.. Some politicians of Our goverment officiall say that they are proud that germans are in the minority soon in some City. How insane is that? This is just One example out of 1000 We have Anti german politicians. The also say they cant ban Terrorists from our country which is to expensive but fly back ex Isis members in our country... Total bullshit..

    • @amanaje4743
      @amanaje4743 5 років тому +6

      @@nilsscholz4474 that shit is totally crazy. What kind of politician (or anyone with any level of control of goverment) would want it's citizens TO BE A MINORITY

  • @jeremymain7303
    @jeremymain7303 5 років тому +861

    "It hurt my shoulder quite a bit."
    Reaction: "Bwa-ha-ha-ha!"

    • @dubborino979
      @dubborino979 5 років тому +54

      He's trying to fool people into thinking he can be harmed so he can raise his kill count

    • @jcbusto122
      @jcbusto122 5 років тому +19

      Most people's shoulders would probably shatter lol

    • @loeffelatom
      @loeffelatom 5 років тому +7

      Jeremy Main “Pathetic”

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 5 років тому +3

      It didn't faze him one bit, HaHaHaHa

  • @SOULinaSHELL94
    @SOULinaSHELL94 5 років тому +297

    Joerg: "it actually hurt my shoulder quite a bit
    INSTANT REPLAY:
    *990 joules back into Joerg's arm*
    Joerg: HAHAHA

  • @plasmidd
    @plasmidd 7 років тому +1340

    He could talk about a water bottle and I would still be interested.

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 6 років тому +61

      VoidKnight True. This is just an average water bottle... so now I decided why not make it a little more of a dangerous water bottle! Here's what I came up with.
      Meet, the Tactical Waterbottle Slingshot 5000. Let me show you its features!

    • @hafiz7581
      @hafiz7581 6 років тому +3

      @@TiernanWilkinson lmaoo

    • @tapuout101
      @tapuout101 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @martinvargas1103
      @martinvargas1103 5 років тому +10

      Because he would somehow weaponize it

    • @saikrithiks2870
      @saikrithiks2870 5 років тому +4

      @Hayden Lucas .... Joerg Moves on to show the features of the waterbottle...

  • @Revansstuntdouble
    @Revansstuntdouble 7 років тому +754

    Could we get a JoergSprave voiced GPS. "HERE ARE YOUR DIRECTIONS."

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 7 років тому +88

      *you arrived at your destination* LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

    • @emils4049
      @emils4049 6 років тому +37

      "Let me show you your destination" :D

    • @virabhadra2
      @virabhadra2 6 років тому +45

      "Biegen Sie links ab, ha ha ha ha!"
      "Biegen Sie rechts ab, ha ha ha ha!"

    • @gyroskcope
      @gyroskcope 6 років тому +15

      I'd buy it

    • @w.reactor
      @w.reactor 6 років тому +16

      HA HA HA.. YOUR DESTINATION IS ON THE RIGTH.. LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES🤣

  • @kopasz777
    @kopasz777 7 років тому +499

    Those sparks could've lit the leaves. That weapon not only pierces you and the next 15 things behind you but also burns the house on you. Quite effective.

    • @NotEvenDeathCanSaveU
      @NotEvenDeathCanSaveU 7 років тому +37

      You d sooner win a jackpot than leaves catching on fire with that lol

    • @rudyhero1995
      @rudyhero1995 7 років тому +15

      hmm, so more likely to get struck by lighting twice, than those leaves catching fire...

    • @TheJerry834
      @TheJerry834 7 років тому +13

      Somebody never tried to start a fire with a flint and steel..

    • @kinkynikk
      @kinkynikk 7 років тому +3

      Maybe in Africa.

    • @biowiener7825
      @biowiener7825 6 років тому

      its a toy tho

  • @yewmacham579
    @yewmacham579 5 років тому +785

    Germany: gun is illegal
    Joerg: but airsoft is legal right?
    Germany: yes
    Joerg: *makes monster airsoft that penetrate tank armour*
    Germany : well yes but actually no

    • @MrBilld75
      @MrBilld75 5 років тому +15

      Hahahaha! I can picture this actually happening.

    • @FlorianGuitar85
      @FlorianGuitar85 5 років тому +53

      This thing is NOT a weapon according to our weapon law in Germany.
      A firearm is, per definition, an object from which a projectile is accelerated through a barrell.
      This thing shoots a projectile which is stuck on a barrell, not coming from it's inside.
      This simple flaw allows this gun to ride around our gun law, it's simply a toy, if you will.
      You could indeed carry it in public, even shoot it in public and buy it in any store, there wouldn't even be a minimum age for being able to buy it.

    • @Broly-ez1ei
      @Broly-ez1ei 5 років тому +4

      Joerg: Bah hahahahahaha, I'll show you how it works

    • @shinda-santhere6546
      @shinda-santhere6546 5 років тому +10

      Joerg: shoots feathered tank round, from creepy airsoft device :)

    • @coldblackvengance
      @coldblackvengance 5 років тому +9

      Airsoft? Airhard is more like it

  • @xeddtech
    @xeddtech 5 років тому +477

    I want a T-Shirt that says "Let me show you its features"

    • @Davums
      @Davums 5 років тому +90

      I want underpants that say that

    • @NA-zp2bd
      @NA-zp2bd 5 років тому +6

      @@Davums 😂

    • @markussandell4511
      @markussandell4511 5 років тому +6

      I want a T-shirt and a hoodie someone plz make it happen

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 5 років тому +4

      that would sell like crazy

    • @mokomoko1654
      @mokomoko1654 5 років тому +2

      Das wär genial xD

  • @jurrasicminer
    @jurrasicminer 7 років тому +149

    For his creations and what he does, Joerg is probably the nicest man on UA-cam.

    • @ggPescesgg
      @ggPescesgg 7 років тому +1

      Traitor! the "nicest" man? Aaaalright dawgh

    • @jurrasicminer
      @jurrasicminer 7 років тому +9

      Just the fact that he's always smiling and having a laugh while he makes various things.

    • @edward9674
      @edward9674 7 років тому +13

      His laugh is a gift to humanity.

    • @BilgePump
      @BilgePump 7 років тому +2

      Traitor!; I'm sure glad he's on our side!!

    • @robgooch6367
      @robgooch6367 7 років тому +5

      albeit he makes some of the most skull splitting brutally ass kickin stuff I have ever seen...with a smile and a chuckle. I LOVE THIS GUY! "Hello everyone so happy to be here today...I have been perfecting my newest invention to cut out someone's living guts and use them to grease the wheels of my catapult ..COME! LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!" love it..

  • @audixas1
    @audixas1 7 років тому +415

    "I know, I know, it's not pretty" Joerg, maybe you should get stronger glasses.

  • @jcbyveman
    @jcbyveman 7 років тому +1144

    Everytime I see FPS my brain automatically thinks Frames Per Second

    • @JettHansley
      @JettHansley 7 років тому +38

      Fabian Konrath u do know that only 3 countries uses miles,inches,etc.

    • @guy3nder529
      @guy3nder529 7 років тому +41

      yeah why do they still use imperial?

    • @rubixsolvezzz_4346
      @rubixsolvezzz_4346 7 років тому +18

      Guy Ender because special am i right guys

    • @tuckerbootz6375
      @tuckerbootz6375 7 років тому +40

      J KB I think first person shooter

    • @timmccarthy1780
      @timmccarthy1780 7 років тому +6

      I think feet per second because I've gone into a plenty a airsoft game with a hot gun

  • @atauhamos3272
    @atauhamos3272 5 років тому +327

    Joerg combines only the best of german attributes: Strong friendly guy with a huge talent for engineering. 😅

    • @gking407
      @gking407 5 років тому +6

      yeah he’s pure

    • @BlindKid4
      @BlindKid4 4 роки тому +4

      wait are germans dwarves?

    • @gehremba
      @gehremba 4 роки тому +10

      @@BlindKid4 we certainly got the beer mugs down for it

    • @yoloswaggins1579
      @yoloswaggins1579 4 роки тому +1

      And good at building weapons.

    • @jacobkudrowich
      @jacobkudrowich 2 роки тому

      @@BlindKid4 no

  • @nielanselnovizar3269
    @nielanselnovizar3269 5 років тому +41

    This man, shot an arrow, with the half the speed of sound. *Tips my hat*

  • @ecksdeeeXD
    @ecksdeeeXD 7 років тому +251

    Joerg, I felt oddly proud of you, seeing that video at the end. Always be your amazing self and never stop your wonderful work! :D

    • @1234loci
      @1234loci 7 років тому +21

      same I always happy for him whatever he achieves. he's a really good man

    • @medinaalangabriel
      @medinaalangabriel 7 років тому +7

      Have to agree. Its message plus the music made it quite heartwarming

    • @davidturbo8566
      @davidturbo8566 7 років тому +3

      WoW 😮

    • @Basement-Science
      @Basement-Science 6 років тому

      Is it just me, or did that video seem like it is entirely computer-generated?

  • @crispymemes9114
    @crispymemes9114 7 років тому +232

    Next episode we will attempt to make an anti-aircraft water gun

    • @christianbuczko1481
      @christianbuczko1481 7 років тому +15

      An anti tank cross bow and arrow would be much easier. And it doesn't waste valuable water.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 6 років тому +2

      He'd use ice frozen to near absolute zero

  • @fullmetaljoker666
    @fullmetaljoker666 5 років тому +33

    Joerg is probably the most likeable UA-cam personality. I just love hearing him say "Let me show you its features."

  • @jaanushiiemae2164
    @jaanushiiemae2164 6 років тому +305

    I thought you are going to say ''few neighbors who are left''

    • @kongfu1082
      @kongfu1082 5 років тому +19

      or few neighbors who got penetrated accidentally, bwa-hahaha

    • @Agua-hd4jh
      @Agua-hd4jh 5 років тому +13

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @boltaurelius376
      @boltaurelius376 5 років тому +9

      He blew open his neighbours skulls so he could see their features.

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 роки тому +2

      @WrathMachine and if they dont get hit....
      *Hahaha they still get hit*

  • @Aquatic__Ham
    @Aquatic__Ham 5 років тому +191

    If someone tries to rob him, this is the last thing they will hear:
    "Hahaha. Let me show you its features!"

    • @Angerfisters
      @Angerfisters 5 років тому +2

      Original...
      Ur kinda too late with that comment, maybe try something else for more attention

    • @FillerArcIV
      @FillerArcIV 4 роки тому

      I happened to think this was funny 😄

  • @SunG0D936
    @SunG0D936 7 років тому +122

    That's the power of German engineering

  • @supahdupah1464
    @supahdupah1464 7 років тому +263

    "ha ha ha ha"
    - Joerg Sprave

    • @SC-xt8lz
      @SC-xt8lz 6 років тому +1

      How’s the ring finger doing

  • @stevebicket9536
    @stevebicket9536 7 років тому +112

    Crossover with demolition ranch would be awesome

  • @cooliobroski3008
    @cooliobroski3008 5 років тому +55

    This guy could have his own civilization..

  • @irishguy13
    @irishguy13 5 років тому +48

    Joerg is a sharp guy, and functions well under pressure.

  • @chandlercoates6734
    @chandlercoates6734 7 років тому +393

    If I was Joerg's neighbour... I wouldn't dare complain 😂

    • @Tronskaarj
      @Tronskaarj 7 років тому +2

      That’d be something

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude 5 років тому +3

      Why? He seems like a nice guy.

    • @lordjmme303
      @lordjmme303 5 років тому +4

      I would ask him daily if I can stand by and watch him create these beasts and then test them out😅

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 5 років тому

      @@lordjmme303 who wouldn't if they could

    • @ImALefty08
      @ImALefty08 5 років тому

      I would be a frequent visitor if I’m his neighbor. Might even copy some of his contraptions since I’m also a DIY woodworker. That would be fantastic indeed. 😉

  • @onetwothreefour3957
    @onetwothreefour3957 7 років тому +448

    shut up, that wooden arrow air gun is beautiful in its own ways
    i genuinely like the design aestethically

    • @guy3nder529
      @guy3nder529 7 років тому +28

      yeah its kinda looks like an advanced wooden bazooka

    • @nanoknight4741
      @nanoknight4741 7 років тому +15

      Onetwo Threefour Imagine it being stained, mmmmmmmm

    • @onetwothreefour3957
      @onetwothreefour3957 7 років тому +1

      stechus kaktus but you couldnt buy it, only build it. what would its components be?

    • @javannapoli2018
      @javannapoli2018 7 років тому

      Onetwo Threefour rubber bands

    • @onetwothreefour3957
      @onetwothreefour3957 7 років тому +2

      javan napoli i didnt play fallout in ages, does it have rubber bands implemented already? i only remember tin cans (which are actually made of aluminium and not tin) and junk like that, not even wood

  • @scotchbonett
    @scotchbonett 7 років тому +116

    Wirklich ein unterhaltsamer Kanal und im Gegensatz zu vielen anderen UA-camrn hast du ja wirklich was auf dem Kasten, bist kreativ, handwerklich begabt und sympathisch. Weiter so!

    • @m8die319
      @m8die319 5 років тому

      Das ist wahr. Ein großer Unterschied zu vielen Kanälen, die nichts als schrott zu Tage bringen...

  • @severianthefool7233
    @severianthefool7233 Рік тому +1

    “I’m gonna shoot at it and see what happens.” This simple sentiment has lead to countless hours of enjoyment for all of us. You rock Joerg!

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 5 років тому +140

    This guy really pushes the limits of gun laws
    And he must give the health and safety depart and UA-cam monetisation department heart attacks

    • @MrGrinny
      @MrGrinny 5 років тому +1

      Yeah I was thinking how this would get you about 20 years in the uk, anything over 12ft/lb You would need an FAC licence and properly a good enough reason + police would treat it as a firearm and check it and the safe regularly.

    • @tysmith9309
      @tysmith9309 5 років тому +2

      MrGrinny yay America

    • @fluctlight0060
      @fluctlight0060 4 роки тому

      @@MrGrinny that thing even penetrate riot shield like butter

    • @freckles9857
      @freckles9857 3 роки тому

      imagine him in america

  • @1MrWaniskandar
    @1MrWaniskandar 7 років тому +296

    You are the modern Leonardo Da vinci

    • @thetsarofall8666
      @thetsarofall8666 6 років тому +18

      wan iskandar OF DEATH

    • @ramasaputra6205
      @ramasaputra6205 5 років тому +2

      Of sling shot 😁

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 5 років тому +3

      Now, let's find the modern Ezio

    • @jannikheidemann3805
      @jannikheidemann3805 5 років тому

      @@thetsarofall8666 Leonardo da Vinci constructed quite a few weapons too. Probably more people died from Leonardos weapon designs than from Jörgs. There is hopefully not a single kill using a design Jörg made. Fortunately middle Europe currently is peaceful for the longest time in known human history.

    • @cendresaphoenix1974
      @cendresaphoenix1974 5 років тому

      @@jannikheidemann3805 No one has died from his lol.

  • @Adraxonn
    @Adraxonn 7 років тому +47

    Seit ich bei deinem Kanal abonniert bin hab ich dich noch nie in so guter Form gesehen, gratuliere dier ganz herzlich zu diesem erfolg.
    Du hast zwar an Gewicht abgenommen aber nicht an Kreativität, Erfindergeist und Witz.
    ich möchte dier also endlich mal danken für meiner meinung nach einen der besten Kanäle auf YT. und für alle die Stunden an faszinierenden Videos die du in den Jahren produziert hast.
    Danke Jörg
    -ein langjähriger Fan

    • @Slingshotchannel
      @Slingshotchannel  7 років тому +18

      Hey, danke fürs Lob - freue mich sehr darüber :)))

    • @BobbyDukeArts
      @BobbyDukeArts 7 років тому

      what are you saying?!

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 7 років тому +8

      Bobby Duke Arts he said that he has never seen jörg beeing in better shape, made a joke that even though jörg has lost weight he didnt loose creativity and congratulated him for his succses on YT.

  • @Radorkanass
    @Radorkanass 7 років тому +58

    7:05 'it's one heck of a slasher knife' smiles. Stops smiling while looking at you. RIP

    • @tilmanr.3299
      @tilmanr.3299 5 років тому +1

      oh shit ruuuuuun *gets massive bolt into the knee* HA HA HA haa, let me rip you apart :D

  • @batpig2152
    @batpig2152 5 років тому +1

    Congratulations on the weight loss and 1 mill subscribers I know I not the only one who wants to say we’re proud of you!!!

  • @Simonwallis30
    @Simonwallis30 4 роки тому +3

    Started revisiting your channel after being there at the beginning,you’ve come a long way since the plywood slingshots you made in the early days. Well done Joerge

  • @sgtbuckwheat
    @sgtbuckwheat 7 років тому +18

    That razor is beautiful. You did a wonderful job making it.

  • @CodrinP01
    @CodrinP01 7 років тому +65

    Joerg the type of Sprave that builds weapons for bugs just to say that is a fair fight

    • @androgynygoat
      @androgynygoat 7 років тому +6

      These insects are pesky, too fast for me so I built a weapon to kill 'em hahaha
      let me show you it's features

  • @benparker5761
    @benparker5761 6 років тому +3

    Congrats Joerg! me and my friends always have a good laugh and wow moments watching along with your adventures! - keep it up!

  • @coalminer6278
    @coalminer6278 5 років тому

    I know I’m from Alabama, USA. But, I just wanna say, you are awesome!! I know I have German in my DNA, from testing. However, before I checked I had a great amount of respect for you and what you do for our entertainment!! Thank Sir, for your efforts!!

  • @meursault7030
    @meursault7030 5 років тому +18

    I love how his immediate reaction to having a weapon literally explode in his hands is to laugh.

    • @aCanadien
      @aCanadien 5 років тому +1

      i mean who wouldn't

    • @hellfiredoughnut1434
      @hellfiredoughnut1434 4 роки тому

      ​@@aCanadienYeah! It`s pretty common to react like that on loud and unexpected noises when you slightly shoked but amused. In my childhood i like to throw used ballons with polyuretane foam into the fire to get that shit bang like hell and flew right into my face and i laughed every time like crazy mad doc. Oh...i miss it. Especially when you can find ballon not completely depleted and after explosion foam disperse while set on fire, it`s looks like napalm from "worms armaggedon"

  • @tookie3520
    @tookie3520 7 років тому +717

    I was a fan
    But now I'm a air conditioner

    • @optimusmoose9171
      @optimusmoose9171 7 років тому +6

      Michael Massey i was a fan
      but now im a water cooler

    • @jackson15williams
      @jackson15williams 7 років тому +2

      Are you related to Kyle Massey aka Cory in the house aka that's so Raven little brother. Aka the anime Cory in the house?

    • @mordoc333
      @mordoc333 7 років тому +30

      You VENT up real fast.

    • @crystalmay4886
      @crystalmay4886 7 років тому +10

      I became ice cube.

    • @NotEvenDeathCanSaveU
      @NotEvenDeathCanSaveU 7 років тому +23

      welcome to 2008 folks

  • @jhernandez7144
    @jhernandez7144 6 років тому +6

    I love the beautiful project toward the end of the video. I really like the craftmanship.

  • @troystutsman1400
    @troystutsman1400 6 років тому +4

    Congratulations Joerg on such an amazing achievement....!
    Very proud of you...!

  • @rockyrgs
    @rockyrgs 5 років тому

    Joerge, that was absolutely fascinating. I'm just an old fan of yours for many years. 70 years old having fun watching your home weaponry, and I'd be remiss if I didn't add your "Let me show you it's features".

  • @asroyowironagoro6369
    @asroyowironagoro6369 4 роки тому

    What nice from your videos are your laughs and smiles.. so happy, so cheerful, so free.
    Watching them.. we (spectators) could also feel your happiness, prowess and satisfaction.

  • @AtriakL
    @AtriakL 7 років тому +42

    Here is an idea: To reduce recoil, take one large hollow pipe and one slightly smaller in diameter (dosnt matter if hollow) pipe and insert the smaller pipe into the larger pipe. Attach a heavy duty spring around the two pipes, and add a sholder guard to the end of one pipe (larger one) and attach the other end to the gun. When you shoot, the recoil will move one pipe into the other, and the spring will push them outwards as to keep shape of the stock and to also (theoretically) significantly dampen recoil.

  • @inyourarea9292
    @inyourarea9292 7 років тому +90

    How to weaponize air

    • @mattlacdao3807
      @mattlacdao3807 6 років тому +2

      InYourArea mustard gas?

    • @rexammus
      @rexammus 6 років тому +1

      @@mattlacdao3807 tomato gas?

    • @hydro5378
      @hydro5378 5 років тому

      @@rexammus barbecue gas?

  • @BionicPayer
    @BionicPayer 7 років тому +71

    Making arrows great again

  • @alancoe1002
    @alancoe1002 5 років тому

    I would be verrry careful of that unlockable straight razor. Old timers have told me tales of no-lock jacknives and razor knocking back into their hand, cutting off a finger. I love your channel! You never fail to make me think, laugh, get the energy to create!

  • @JesusIsAboveAllOtherNames
    @JesusIsAboveAllOtherNames 6 років тому +1

    Joerg, thank you for sharing a piece of your life. It's wonderful to see those things about those that entertain us. UA-cam is nothing like Hollywood. It is in fact better, because it's more personal. I don't look at you guys like celebrities, rather, I look at you guys as regular people. Thank you for being yourself, my friend. May God bless you and yours!

  • @davidw1634
    @davidw1634 5 років тому +120

    Gun control: no guns
    Joerg: Ha Ha Ha I don’t need guns I have something BETTER!!!

    • @thelordpickles4907
      @thelordpickles4907 5 років тому +8

      @Subversive Control bullets have a shelf life. a pointed stick has no issues.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 5 років тому

      The Lord Pickles this thing has a reload time of 3 years and would not stop a corrupt police officer.

    • @73_65
      @73_65 5 років тому +1

      @Subversive Control If I remember right most, if not all firearm ammunition becomes slightly less reliable the older it is, and when not stored properly this problem is made worse.

  • @bandy103
    @bandy103 7 років тому +80

    JÖRG FOR PRESIDENT

  • @evanbaggins4885
    @evanbaggins4885 5 років тому +25

    "...It is now broken." *Laughs in Joules* xDD

  • @johnny5fingers0966
    @johnny5fingers0966 4 роки тому

    I've been watching a few of your videos and I have to say the world needs more people like you. You just seem like a really good person. And that razor is beautiful.

  • @187th
    @187th 3 роки тому

    whenever im feeling sad I watch joerg because when he speaks and explains things it brings me out of my mood. thank you joerg from Australia

  • @hfyaer
    @hfyaer 5 років тому +111

    Now you understand the reason why when Germany goes to war it's called a world war.

    • @nilsscholz4474
      @nilsscholz4474 5 років тому +12

      Well actually The truth is England / The brits wanted both wars before Germany and trapped them. and poland too. Many countries did mistakes before the World wars. Even Putin said it

    • @petesahad3028
      @petesahad3028 5 років тому +2

      Yawn! Germany... world war... 🙄

    • @remihu1802
      @remihu1802 5 років тому +1

      And lost both of them.

    • @bealltho1
      @bealltho1 5 років тому +6

      @@remihu1802 due to strategical miscalculations as opposed to technological limitations

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 5 років тому +4

      @@nilsscholz4474 Yes, become Putin is entirely trustworthy.
      Perfect you should learn history from historians.

  • @cold3341
    @cold3341 7 років тому +134

    German Engineering

  • @Internetguy_L337_90D
    @Internetguy_L337_90D 5 років тому +83

    they took our guns!!!
    don't worry we can build our own and classify them as toys to make them legal xD

  • @thatguybrody4819
    @thatguybrody4819 4 роки тому +1

    it's 1200 ad, joerg had his crops burned by the local dragon. the dragon is sleeping in his lair when all the sudden he hears "THIS IS MY MONSTER 1000" he wakes and turns to see a peculiar looking crossbow. then in a voice that could only be described as godly he bellows "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES! HAHAHAHA!" the dragon flies out of the cave barely avoiding the arrow that blasted its way through his leg. he moved far away and is haunted by the laugh that he swears he can hear when all is quiet.

  • @davenezrapappas4589
    @davenezrapappas4589 5 років тому +2

    Don't ever quit saying "Let me show you it's features!" Soon as I hear you say it my ears perk up and I start paying alot more attention!

  • @Venttu100
    @Venttu100 7 років тому +9

    This man doesnt feel pain (literally)

  • @fullautomatic555
    @fullautomatic555 7 років тому +10

    "It's all safe-hopefully! hah hah hah"

  • @FatsharkFun
    @FatsharkFun 7 років тому +37

    Joerg, you should try welding sometime. I'd love to see what you could make with stronger materials

    • @evanleri6606
      @evanleri6606 5 років тому +16

      The world isnt ready

    • @aCanadien
      @aCanadien 5 років тому +4

      you fool, he is limited to wood for a reason

  • @trevorramey9843
    @trevorramey9843 4 роки тому

    Hats off to you sir. You have the mind of a super villain or mad scientist. Congratulations on your quest for fitness, it's a hard road and seeing someone gain results and the confidence that comes in tow is honestly inspirational. Thank you sir.

  • @corytheffpc8699
    @corytheffpc8699 5 років тому

    I love this guy... he has the best attitude and gets so excited it makes me excited even when I have no idea what he is talking about.. I would pay a stupid amount (assuming I wasnt as broke as a mule trying to pull down a tree) just to hang out with him for a day.

  • @nightlock2356
    @nightlock2356 7 років тому +7

    Imagine using that for hunting. Epic. Good job on the build.

    • @maxschmidt3036
      @maxschmidt3036 7 років тому +4

      NightLock 235 that thing would probably nail a deer to the nearest tree

  • @Henrik.Yngvesson
    @Henrik.Yngvesson 7 років тому +17

    Would like to see a long distance shoot!

  • @MissionaryInMexico
    @MissionaryInMexico 6 років тому +69

    Disney is calling, they want you to do voice-overs.

  • @darrelllee6792
    @darrelllee6792 4 роки тому

    I can't help but smile when you talk. Thanks for the fun !

  • @senatorjosephmccarthy2720
    @senatorjosephmccarthy2720 5 років тому

    Some of us are spending near $1,000 for air guns to hunt with, and Jorge, you make a more powerful one for a few tenths of that. Thanks for the inspiration, entertainment and humor. And the look at your hard-earned book. Congratulations.

  • @bendaughenbaugh8453
    @bendaughenbaugh8453 7 років тому +18

    I love the blades that you make

  • @nathanbarria7925
    @nathanbarria7925 7 років тому +8

    Make the metal parts out of high carbon tempered steel and speargun rubber and get this thing shooting 2000 fps

  • @Gene_e19
    @Gene_e19 5 років тому +8

    "I still have a few neighbours"

  • @jamiesuvo7420
    @jamiesuvo7420 5 років тому

    I have sort of put you on my bucket list of people to me I think you are awesome and very inventive and a smart person and I would love to see all the stuff that you have made

  • @dave-nh3jz
    @dave-nh3jz 7 років тому

    I only just discovered your videos a few weeks ago, and in my opinion I believe your views are well deserved. You put alot of effort in your work.

  • @QarthCEO
    @QarthCEO 7 років тому +12

    You need to experiment with 22 caliber blanks used in nail guns.

  • @thalesvondasos
    @thalesvondasos 7 років тому +180

    Hey Jörg!
    Der Luftstrom, der vorne aus dem Lauf austritt, ist doch wahrscheinlich genug, um jemanden zu töten, wenn man das "Spielzeug" direkt an jemandes Kopf hält. Ich fände es sehr interessant das mal anhand einer Melone oder evtl sogar einer Kokosnuss zu sehen. Bestimmt hat das auch einen gewissen Unterhaltungswert! Es wäre cool, wenn du das vlt im nächsten Video zu diesem Projekt demonstrieren könntest.

    • @thalesvondasos
      @thalesvondasos 7 років тому +1

      PS: Und falls das schon in einem der früheren Videos gemacht wurde, weiß jemand welches das war?

    • @UnknownZombieKing
      @UnknownZombieKing 7 років тому +2

      das wäre cool

    • @von_dusenhain2523
      @von_dusenhain2523 7 років тому

      oh ja bitte :D

    • @triibalecho
      @triibalecho 7 років тому +3

      mr saxophon hat er noch nicht gemacht, sehr geile Idee :D

    • @boomstick900
      @boomstick900 7 років тому +3

      Wow, google translate actually worked! I think that would be really cool to see too comrades!

  • @gangstagripsslingshots8425
    @gangstagripsslingshots8425 7 років тому +27

    Did anybody else see the mouse run from under the leaves into the garage at 6:00

    • @Slingshotchannel
      @Slingshotchannel  7 років тому +23

      Great eyes! Didn't even notice. Clever little beast. I'll put some bread out for her.

    • @gazs7237
      @gazs7237 7 років тому +5

      Kenji Jimenez that mouse must know that bad things happen when he is around

    • @Thrallsbuddy
      @Thrallsbuddy 7 років тому +2

      The leaves to the right? before or after the shot? I can only see leaves :/

    • @rahmanidibansa6791
      @rahmanidibansa6791 7 років тому

      Thrallsbuddy for some reason, i cant also see it.

    • @Fettepython
      @Fettepython 7 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @strahinjabukurecki7964
    @strahinjabukurecki7964 6 років тому

    This guy is sooo positive and make awesome things,just keep it that way,you have one more follower now.

  • @wheredidugo6739
    @wheredidugo6739 6 років тому

    This might be my new favourite channel. What a cool guy ... and kind of NUTS!

  • @1bizkit88
    @1bizkit88 7 років тому +6

    Randomly found your channel, glad I did subbed.

  • @KurNorock
    @KurNorock 7 років тому +182

    Anybody else remember when this guy used to just make slingshots?

    • @Metroyeti17
      @Metroyeti17 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, 2009 was a good year.

    • @GuitarSamurai17
      @GuitarSamurai17 7 років тому +31

      Kur Norock this is cooler though

    • @bigmac4031
      @bigmac4031 7 років тому +7

      Yea, and then he got his big boy panties on.

    • @boomstick900
      @boomstick900 7 років тому

      No, we all have amnesia. Why are we anyway? what is slingshot, here

    • @curioussnake
      @curioussnake 7 років тому

      I don't

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim 6 років тому +12

    now youtube could make a yearbook of all the people they blacklist...

  • @goncalopoeiras776
    @goncalopoeiras776 6 років тому +1

    man, i just wanna say that you look like a really nice dude, I like you. I love your weapons and love seeing the epic shit you build. stay cool dude!

  • @michaelgrinder5946
    @michaelgrinder5946 5 років тому +1

    Beautiful work on both razors and the arrow cannon is awesome to!!! keep up the good work. we could use more people like you in the USA! Thanks for all your videos.

  • @sashsash1111
    @sashsash1111 7 років тому +38

    4:08 used to shot the police.....
    WHAT A TIME TO BUFFER UA-cam !!!

  • @watchinglang9506
    @watchinglang9506 5 років тому +14

    When you shot the shield the dry leaves lit on fire

  • @fostersstubbyasmr9557
    @fostersstubbyasmr9557 7 років тому +4

    Thankyou for your creation sir!

  • @rubenmejias7302
    @rubenmejias7302 4 роки тому

    Incredible weapon. The arrow looks like an. Apfsds tank round without the sabot. With a centerpunch tip. Beautiful creation

  • @brianfreeman9421
    @brianfreeman9421 5 років тому

    That air bolt sparkin' was Hella Cool!! 2.31m subs now. Congrats. Your channel is always amusing.

  • @americanwaffle
    @americanwaffle 7 років тому +21

    When is this coming to my local ikea?

    • @406bullrider5
      @406bullrider5 5 років тому +2

      Already there, they did a cool thing by making it a hunt for the components

  • @donembrey3956
    @donembrey3956 5 років тому +71

    You need to move to Texas; your capabilities could greatly expand😂😂😂

    • @solitudeguard3196
      @solitudeguard3196 5 років тому +2

      He could modify to his hearts content

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 5 років тому

      Maybe not Texas but another us state could be amazing.

    • @andrewchristiansen8311
      @andrewchristiansen8311 5 років тому +3

      Germans love texas ask los alamos...

    • @ytucharliesierra
      @ytucharliesierra 5 років тому +6

      The Texans would love him.

    • @Ryuujiish
      @Ryuujiish 5 років тому +5

      He takes one step into texas and itll be his territory. :D

  • @SS-du7tr
    @SS-du7tr 4 роки тому +6

    "So it's all safe... Hopefully. HA HAHA HA HA"

  • @Lw2201
    @Lw2201 4 роки тому

    I absolutely love this guy! I share his channel every chance I get

  • @AaronLadew
    @AaronLadew 5 років тому

    Looking good man! I have noticed you lost weight. I love your inventions, they are amazing. And it proves you don't need gunpowder to achieve high velocity for projectiles. You're awesome!

  • @drumperson10
    @drumperson10 7 років тому +8

    Holy crap are you sure that's 300 bar (4350psi)??? I didn't see any labels on that gauge

  • @Keranu
    @Keranu 5 років тому +9

    "I like that one because I think I look like the real Neanderthal hahaha"

  • @brubarnb.2912
    @brubarnb.2912 7 років тому +27

    I was hoping for a new camera (550 fps) :(

    • @Slingshotchannel
      @Slingshotchannel  7 років тому +18

      Ordered the Chronos two months ago, but the waiting list is loooong.

    • @brubarnb.2912
      @brubarnb.2912 7 років тому +1

      JoergSprave 2 Monate ist schon lange...
      Wo wird die hergestellt?

    • @Slingshotchannel
      @Slingshotchannel  7 років тому +8

      Kanada.

    • @brubarnb.2912
      @brubarnb.2912 7 років тому

      JoergSprave also bei den Schweizern hätte mich die Geschwindigkeit nicht gewundert... ;)

    • @brubarnb.2912
      @brubarnb.2912 7 років тому +2

      deli_sandwich*jpeg clap clap

  • @jashur2
    @jashur2 5 років тому

    The most creative man I have ever seen in UA-cam

  • @wyattmichael1541
    @wyattmichael1541 7 років тому

    Congratulations Joerg! Keep making crazy inventions of Destruction! Fun to watch!