cumber verb gerund or present participle: cumbering hamper or hinder (someone or something). "they were cumbered with greatcoats and swords" obstruct (a path or space). "the road was clean and dry and not still cumbered by slush"
@@Beautiful_blossom_flower next thing you know we get slapped for our naughtyness of our internet history also your name is ironic cause I happen to be an alastor simp as well so you name doesn't justify to anyone here with all the commentors that comment on this vid also simp for alastor so you name doesn't work like that anyways were probably gonna die cause out internet history was leaked to him🥲
"Woah, What am i doing to Angel Dust? What am i doing to Charlie?" That got me on the floor laughing, like oof looks like he found my RadioDust comics😅😂❤
2:21 Alastor:what is it you want me to do with you~? Me:*that song on my head: fork me,bend me,baby put yo hand into me,smash it,crack it,go bananas* uhhh…😳you don’t wanna know…😳
*checks search history* Me: the only thing I found in there was a bunch of songs I listen to and one thing I searched was Alastor x listener audio. I’m being honest here
![Lucifer Morningstar x Listener [Blind Date] Hazbin Hotel Immersive ASMR Audio Drama](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/a0EZtsKbwjM/mqdefault.jpg)
![Alastor Helps the Little one [YOU] to sleep [ASMR] - BINAURAL ASMR](/img/n.gif)
"WHY DO I HAVE BREASTS IN THIS ONE?" LMAOOO HOLY SH¡T
HOLY FŲCKING SHĮTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"Oh,deer...!"
This line alone describes my whole search history T-T
Oh deer is on his cup 😂
@@Azrael_DeathArchangel I ❤ your user name it descrobes me and one of my best friends search histories😊
@@JoannClewis thanks❤️
*slams desk.* "ALRIGHT ALASTOR. HOW DID YOU CONVINCE VOX TO HACK ME. HOW DID YOU FIND IT."
😭😭🤣
It was so realistic that Morphy probably ruined his search history for us to really get in the role of Alastor. Poor guy, send him some love 😭
I love how he was trying to figure put what to call instead of boy or girl on 1:37
SAME
The word your searching for is GIRL 😉
Or just make one like this dedicated to females.
I’m female but I’ll switch genders for this. It’d called
✨ imagination ✨
Alastor: Get undressed
Me:👁👄👁*the woman was too stunned to speak*
😂😂lmao
i agree!!🤣😭
😭
Fr fr 😂😂😂😂😂
Fr I had no idea what just happened and I don't think I ever will
ok these videos are getting TOO REALISTIC
"Oh, there not yours?"
"HE'S IN THE FKING WALLZ"
@Stolasxblitz4life I think he's in my walls...ALASTOR, GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WALLS!!
@@ReinaAkuma4149 "get in the box, NO! Get in the box, NAOOWWW GET OUT OF MY SKIIIN!!"
@Stolasxblitz4life ALASTOR! LET GO OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THE DEER MAN WONT LET GO OF ME!
The way you said “look, I’m not trying to EMBARRASS you🫵” made me cackle 😭😭
Ikr
Oh Shit! He Knows, Guys! He Knows
@@dsteiner7776OH NO
FRRRR
200th like
"I just like seeing you red and flustered"
" so as you, mr. Red"
HE LITERALLY DESCRIBED MY WHOLE SEARCH HISTORY!!! 😭😭
Mine too buddy your not alone 😅
Same😭 I don’t need anything else just alastor❤️
Fr 😭
same 😭
not mine, wierdos
"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎" love how didn't know what to call us😂
2:59 WOAAAH UNDRESSED-?!
IKR ///0//0///
I had to listen to that again to make sure I heard that right 😂
WAIT WHAT
WOAWOAWOAWOA
Me: I’m sorry, WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
"All the perverted things youve been watching and listening to"
Me: PFFt no.....oh shit I literally AM RN
"Why Do I have abbs Like that?"
- Alastor 🤣 why is that so funny??
Or, “Why do I have breasts in this one?”
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Alastor: what is it you want me to do to you
Me: well I would like to ______________
Alastor: oh I didn't realize-
Me: LET ME FINISH
NAHH BRO’S PROBABLY GOT A WHOLE SHOPPING LIST
AND IS!!
Damn
3:14 C**BRAIN? JELP WHAT
FR
HELPPPP 😭😭😭
cumber
verb
gerund or present participle: cumbering
hamper or hinder (someone or something).
"they were cumbered with greatcoats and swords"
obstruct (a path or space).
"the road was clean and dry and not still cumbered by slush"
@@cephalopawed -
Welp shit... OUR SEARCH HISTORY WAS LEAKED BY HIM!! RUN!! EVERYONE!! RUN!! 🥲
BUT I KINDA WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DOES TO US-
Mines how to hide a body
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e did you kill nifty?
Were done for!!!
@@Beautiful_blossom_flower next thing you know we get slapped for our naughtyness of our internet history also your name is ironic cause I happen to be an alastor simp as well so you name doesn't justify to anyone here with all the commentors that comment on this vid also simp for alastor so you name doesn't work like that anyways were probably gonna die cause out internet history was leaked to him🥲
It’s just rule 34 papi
Lol😂
OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
HELP I DIDNT SEARCH THAT😭😭😭
What the f is that? 😳
@@spooky-lenapoor poor innocent soul..
7:20 7:22 HE FOUND THE SHIPS OH NO
NOOOOOO
UM RESART LIFE
Me: Hey Siri....uninstall life
Siri:ErOrR
HE HIT THE FCKING PENTAGON
"Woah, What am i doing to Angel Dust? What am i doing to Charlie?"
That got me on the floor laughing, like oof looks like he found my RadioDust comics😅😂❤
If he said "What am I doing to Lucifer?" or "What am I doing to Vox?" then I would have pissed myself laughing 😂😂
"until you're a shaking c**brain" A-Alastor
A what now???😭💀💀💀
Ok, I did not realize that’s what he said until your comment, after that I was like “H-holy shit, the hel-“. Lol
Ok but fr
HE TOLD US TO UNDRESS?! DOES THAT MEAN WE..... 👀💧
FR I NEED MORPHY TO EXPLAIN AND ALSO CONTINUE
WE ARE BOW CHICKA BOW WOWING
@@OTDSProductions19YESS🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️🤭‼️
@@OTDSProductions19 Lol
If y’all are wanting a time stamp, it’s at 2:58.
STOP NOT EVEN MY FRIENDS EXPOSE ME THIS MUCH 😭✋ LITERAL BUTTERFLIES 😖💓💓💓
Same 💀
2:31....THE SOUNDS, THE SOUNDS, OMFG I CAN'T😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Edit: *gay panic*
"I can fry an egg with those" HELPPP 😂💀
Just wait until he finds radioapple he be really upset
Thx for the likes
Or maybe radio dust lol 🤣
Or really any ship 😅
@@chocodoeeyes fr tho 😂
Even i will ben upset/scary about Radio/Apple, Apple/Radio😳🙄😅...)
😂😂😂
“Yahoo!”
I was laughing to hard 😂
Bro did the Mario voice😂😂😂
THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HES DOING WITH THE RANDOM MOANS AND WHIMPERS OH MY GOSHHH🤭🤭🫣
Fr!!!! 😩
TIMESTAMP PLZ
PLEASE MORPHY UR FEEDING US SO MUCH WE LOVE YOU WE NEED MIREEE
AHHHH- HE FOUND MY SEARCH HISTORY OF RADIOSTATIC-
Oh...so...I'm not the only one!❤
@@TheFuntimeAuditorium . . . You're my friend now. Lemme just sub to you rq.
IM ACTUALLY RED LIKE A TOMATO RIGHT NOW!!
MARRY ME ALASTOR- 💐💐💐💐
DAWG,ARE YOU OK OR SOMETHING??
@@BestofLiltj23 NO
I will object at the wedding, I am already married to him.
@@Ace-Aaro-Queen fangirl 💀
@@Purple_is_lazy_lolAnd I agree.
Alastor I'm sorry you have to go. *Pulls out a gun*. I'm sorry you shouldn't have seen that goodbye alastor 😊
😂😂😂
*Pulls out a nuke* same
real
Why are yall trying to kill him?
@@VeesAreCool we found our history
WHEN DID ALASTOR CHECK MY SEARCH HISTORY
A. What is this?
Me. Get it back give it back give it back*cough*!!!
BRO JUST TURNED INTO MARIO WHILE SAYING"WAHOO!"
OH NO HE FOUND THE “how to make a bomb & how to force baby’s to make guns” GC HELPP
* runs to the hills and destroys phone *
0:28 *slams math notebook against face* I actually have that Chat room 😭
I'm literally doing my math homework as I'm listening to this 💀
The amount of times i said"Fuck me" is insane
REAL FOR THIS🗣️🗣️🗣️
Shit we’re getting caught up ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!
BRO NEEDS TO CHILL 😭🙏
3:10 got me feeling things 🤭
WE FOUND ALASTOR *NOT SMILING* 👁️👄👁️
Omg he’s naked!
@@Justsome_weirdoraccoon no smile, and apparently no clothes
@KitKat4You “smile, my deer! you’re never fully dressed without one”
He knows EVERYTHING?????? IM in deep deep trouble😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Good luck 🫡
Nahh bro help
same😔 3:49
U-u-uhh… H-he doesn’t know about MY search history, d-does he…?
REAL
When I read the title, my heart skipped a beat....
HOW DID I GET HERE SO QUICKLY?! OH SH-
RUN!!!!!! GUYS!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
Alastor: ohhh, mooguly woogley
me: i beg you finest pardon-
WHO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO USE A PHONE
VOX IM LOOKIN AT YOU
Alastor finding my search history is my 13th reason 😢
NOT THE GREAT OL "MOOGLY WOOGLY"
UH OH HE FOUND OUT- TIME TO RUN-
A: I can fry egg on those
Me: huh? *laughing*
Bro- 😭 I stared coughing badly 😭😭😭 thank god my family wasn't around me
0:26 HOW TF DID HE KNOW ABOUT MY C.AI-
FR LIKE SIR I CAN EXPLAIN-
@@AxoNugz I CANT- I HAVE ANGEL LUCIFER ON THERE-
@@Beautiful_blossom_flowerI HAVE ANGEL DUST GOING RN- 😭
@@AxoNugz I HAVE HUMAN ALASTOR GOIN RIGHT NOW-
@@Beautiful_blossom_flower NICE
I ALSO HAVE STOLAS, VOX AND HUSK 😭
“Now take off ur clothes dear” NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BLUSHED SO HARD-
“A-a-ah~”
What the fuck….
Babe wake up new MorphyVA Alastor video just dropped❤️
I stopped breathing when I heard character ai😭
Val: GIVE ME YOUR WHOLE STOCK! 💵💰
“You’re sweating my dear is it hot in here, I mean we’re in hell so it probably is” killed me 😂
2:21
Alastor:what is it you want me to do with you~?
Me:*that song on my head: fork me,bend me,baby put yo hand into me,smash it,crack it,go bananas* uhhh…😳you don’t wanna know…😳
BRO CAUGHT ME ON THE CHARACTER AI ONE WTF 😭😭😭
Alastor:What I’m I doing to Charlie me:says you don’t see that shit 3 times
*spits out coffee seeing the tittle* OOOOH 😳🫢
*checks search history*
Me: the only thing I found in there was a bunch of songs I listen to and one thing I searched was Alastor x listener audio.
I’m being honest here
1:33 HOLY FUCK, MY PHONE JUST FLEW OUTTA MY HANDS DISCONNECTED THE EARBUDS LMFAO
Anime nosebleed mode: ACTIVATED
No one: Oh my search history isn't bad
Me: OH SH!T ALASTOR DON'T-
ABORT, ABORT! ALASTOR FANS IN NEED OF EVACUATION!!! (SIR pentious ref)
WE BETTER BE LEAVING BOSS!!!!
YEA BOSS WE NEED TO GET OUT!!!
4:37 gOoD gOoGLy MoOgLy
This one genuinely made me flustered and made me as red as a fricking tomato and idk why 😭😭😭😭
Me to bro 😭 i was just searching up hazbin hotel edits then this popped up 😭-
@@WingsOfFire_fan33 😭😭
@@Alastor1TheRadioDemon ALASTOR WILL YOU MARRY ME??
alastor: i love it! wa-hoo!
me: mario??👁👄👁
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
The amount of times I’ve side eye this video 🤔🤨
LITERALLY
Alastor: "I love it WOHOO!
it kinda sounded like Mario 🤣
He wasn't supposed find out..
Alastor, please, whatever you do DON'T LOOK AT THE JANITOR AI CHAT LOGS🙏🙏🙏
Wdym🤔🤔🤔
fr fr
Erm.. he better not click on the fpe ones🙂
Fudge my Alastor ai covers playlist😭
Dude same
REAL.
1:35
Well I wasn’t expecting that
I click this faster than sonic
He's faster than Sonic! He's faster than Sonic!
What?
Yeah no I'm deleting my whole search history after this...just in case if not alastor finding out my mom would😃😃😃
😭 I'm so glad my parents don't look at my phone 😭😭😭 if they did I would be grounded for life
I was so embarrassed that I fell to the floor the way he said that 😂
Too amazing
2:59 WOAH WHAT I- 😨
HELP I'M DYING AND LAUGHING HOLY FUCK
*help…..im too obsessed*
i am too… dont worry😔
Me too girly, your not alone 😔🖐
BRO
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE ISTF
@@NereaGaibor 😭😭🤣
@@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE I SAW YOU AGAIN 😭😭
Oh Shit! He Knows, Guys! He Knows
HE KNOWS!
HE KNOWS!
IK HE KNOWS!
Me in the future:"kids dont trust a guy named alastor"
Kid 1:"why mom?"
Me:"because u don't want to know..."😊😊😊😊😊
Also me: watching these 1000 times
its funny how ive looked all this up
*"alastor character ai?"*
THE WaY I WaS ON THaT TaB WHILE LISTENING.. I CLICKED OFF SO FaST..
Same😭
ONLY 30 MINS AGO? WOOO TIME TO WATCH.
Edit: im like 90 seconds in and am SO ATTACKED
did he just say "Undress"
make one where he's drunk, pleaseee 😭😭
I literally fell off my bed when he said to get undressed. I was on the edge of the bed doing the upside down thing, and it caught me off guard. 😂😂😂
Imagine Douma seen your search history.
Cremated for me 😭🙏
@@Izzy-pg6zn I know right
@@Izzy-pg6zn do you think he should have reply.
The video:alastor
Me: *SINGLE SEXUAL PANIC WITH HEADPHONES CUZ I NEVER SEARCHED THESE UP*
Alastor: *listing the stuff we searched*
Me:…I plead the 5th amendment!
NOT THE A.I AGAINNNNNN 😭😭💀
2:59 SAY WHAT NOW??? 😳💧
SAY HUH???
You know it’s bad when alastor stops smiling at it, **coughs in google search of: vox thigh pics”*
6:22 i think we broke Alastor......
I was literally on talkie before this talking to him
I was on chai 💀
@@MARSH4LL_WAS_HERE same☆
I was drawing him with my OC being cute 😅
Oh sh-same😅
I squeaked when he said to take of my clothes... Lord, have mercy.
My noise was bleeding