@@VixX.0fficialfunny that…. It’s not a joke for me. ;) (Also I do it like a sane person and don’t use live weapons, yeeeesh. That can go so wrong. It’s not a s^xual thing but the only time I use any kind of blade that is “live” is for the scarification my SO and I both have. In the bedroom? And as squishy mortals? Fake blades. Or metal blades that have no edge at all and would be considered ritual. Safest way to do it as us humans.)
Alastor: *Doing EVERYTHING to make us regret selling our soul to him* The listener in skeletor's voice: "Jokes on you I'm into that shit!" Absolutely wonderful that it's listener that got the last laugh at the end🤣🤣
Alastor: "Do what you want. I don't care." Me: *proceeds to throw my life on the line to pet his ears* 😭 WE NEED A VIDEO OF US GOING AFTER HIS EARS, TAIL, OR BOTH!!! I NEED HIS REACTION!!!!!
Alastor : "You are WEIRD" Me : Well... I'm in Hell for a reason, right? Alastor again : "Do I even have ears?" Me : What's on your head if you don't? Antennas?
… I… I feel _very_ called out, Alastor. **Grins** however, do as you please, *please* ;) (I have not seen anyone want to kick this man in the shins, and haul that deer away for Nift to get rid of, over his 2-4 day old rotting roadkill that has turned black when he’s got his “breakfast” but me. Maybe I’ve not scrolled enough but it’s actively been me saying “Alastor! I thought you had… **draws slow breath and lets it out to not get in an argument** “ and the rest of the conversation in my head going as such: “Were you going to say ‘standards’?” “Actually, yes.” Love ya, radio man. P.S. if other people are calling him out that is actually even funnier. XD)
“Do what you want, I don’t care”
Me and the army of Alastor simps: GLADLY!
REAL
i said
now bend over and lemmi f-
wait the VIDIO ENDEDT_T
I'm probably gonna die but OH WELL-
**Casually touch's Alastor's ears**
I HAVE ARRIVED!
*falls down the stairs*
*deep breath* I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE!!!!-
3:22 "Are you ok? Are you?..... are you? (High pitched) are you? " LMAOO IDK WHY BUT THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BSJSVA
I was waiting for someone to talk about that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Get your perverted eyes off of me 😤" okay but the way he said it-
I am a pervert too!
@@connorarendse1202 💀
@@RileyWoody yes, l am a pervert!
Alastor: “Do you like being choked?”
Me: “Yes-“
Alastor: “I’m just gonna do it anyway!”
Me: “Oh…ok🤷🏻♂️"
REALL
Not Alastor doing the TikTok trend
“I’m a radio demon, of course I’m gonna eat a dead deer..”
LIKE-
HELP FR ☠️☠️
💀 facts tho
hes a little delulu
alastor: now kneel~
me: *gets a wedding ring* marry me >:(
Yash😂
What the fuck
It gave me Loki vibes 🤭🤭🤭
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Time stamp?
3:17 Alastor: "You're awfully quiet, my dear- oh! You look so pUrpLLlle!" 😀
Funny thing is I have purple hair..
@@YogurljinxHe gave you the face to match 😭
@@Yogurljinxhe made you a teletube👩🦲🥰
@@paige.marieeHELP-
😭
🙏
NO DOH
Stop. He was so shocked by us enjoying it. I'm done ☠️ poor Al. 😆
HES LIKE: A- WH- YOU LIKE THIS???????
@@Saturn._.thesillyYES. YES I DO.😻✨
@@VixX.0fficial Alastor: YOU NEED HELP- AAA- *insert echo of the “AAA”*
@@Saturn._.thesilly
"GET YO ASS BACK HERE😈"
@@VixX.0fficial *ugly girl scream*
“Perhaps I should walk you on a leash ANNND you’re into that”😂😂😂 spot on. Now let’s tell him we’re into knife play >:3
Real
I am very into that🤩
ITS A JOKE-
@@VixX.0fficialfunny that….
It’s not a joke for me. ;)
(Also I do it like a sane person and don’t use live weapons, yeeeesh. That can go so wrong. It’s not a s^xual thing but the only time I use any kind of blade that is “live” is for the scarification my SO and I both have. In the bedroom? And as squishy mortals? Fake blades. Or metal blades that have no edge at all and would be considered ritual. Safest way to do it as us humans.)
1:13 I like how he started doing that one random Tiktok trend
LMAOAOAOAI
SAMEEE
FOR REAL
What trend?-
@@cloudytigers_dragons I'm ____, of course I _____!
"Do I even have ears!?" Best line😂😂😂
Me: yea those things on top ur goofy ass head
I SEE ALASTOR I CLICK.
i see you on every comments list and i love it 🤣
@@ImaginarityimagineLMFAOO IM SO SORRY 😭
HELL YES😼
Same!
Realllll
Alastor: *Doing EVERYTHING to make us regret selling our soul to him*
The listener in skeletor's voice: "Jokes on you I'm into that shit!"
Absolutely wonderful that it's listener that got the last laugh at the end🤣🤣
Ya😂
6:50 My dear.. WHAT THE FUC- Ah look at you 🥰
LUCIFER🤨
😭💀
Alastor: "Do what you want. I don't care."
Me: *proceeds to throw my life on the line to pet his ears* 😭
WE NEED A VIDEO OF US GOING AFTER HIS EARS, TAIL, OR BOTH!!! I NEED HIS REACTION!!!!!
YES YES WE DO!
I WANNA TOUCH HIS EARS SO BADLYYYYYYYY UGGGHHH😭
THEY LOOK SO SOFTTTTT😻✨
And tail- hmm.. Nah just his ears✨
PLEEEAAAASSEEEE!! WE BEEGGG!!
YEEESSSSSSS MY PEOPLE HAVE RISEN!!!!
OMG YESS
WE HAVE TO MAKE A PETITION
SIGN HERE
👇🏻
Alastor be like; I know I'm sick but yall are SICKER
3:04
Me: *literally choking*
Alastor: *singing circus music*
Edit: thank you for the likes everyone
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO
LMAO, SO TRUE, IT HAS ME DYING! 😂😂😂
Lol I read that right as that part turned on
6:27 THE WAY HE JUST SLAPS ME AND TELLS ME TO AUGHH😭😩
"Oh harder daddy~"
Angel Dust 2019
We weirded him out to the point where he was like: "You know what, fuck it, do what you want T~T" LMAO I LOVE IT🤣
Dont be shy, let us walk in on him changing again…we all know what he said he’d do to us☺️
😺. . .
I respect his privacy, that's where i draw the line✋🏻
🙇🏻♀️
🚶🏻♀️✨
@VixX.0fficial you may respect him, BUT IMMA WALK IN ON HIM A MILLION TIME-
Yeah he said he'd "fuck our brains out"
When I saw this, I was like “YESSS ANOTHERRRRRRRR!!!!”
Oh my God hahahaha. 😂😂😂😂 he's so done with us. Poor Alastor lmao.
HE FR IS😹
We ain't done with him though.....🎉❤
@@Fluffyalastor frr
"..do i even have ears?"
2:40 not this reminding me of douma
I feel like we r traumatising him 😭
Yes, yes, give the deer ✨trauma✨
I hope so
@@0-Octavian-0 YES
… yes…
@@0-Octavian-0WTF!?
The fact that we are annoying him is so funny then he gives up-
😍😍😍
That's my entertainment. Annoyingness 😍😍😍😍
6:55 "my dear....what the fvck" got me laughing hard
I’m a simple person. I see Al, I click.
Very simple✨
"aand you're into that. oh my goodness, I give up.."
I CAN'T
Alastor : "You are WEIRD"
Me : Well... I'm in Hell for a reason, right?
Alastor again : "Do I even have ears?"
Me : What's on your head if you don't? Antennas?
Bad Styling hair... I guess! 😅😂😂😂
Broski had to sing a circus theme song before asking me if I was okay 😭🙏
Alastor is a circus: theory confirmed
help what is this........ uncomfortable smiling intensifies
but its also so friggin funny hsbdhbsbs Alastor just backhanding you repeatedly
With the music in the background i was expecting this to be dramatic, i thought this was a "i thought you loved me!" Moment 😂
The way he kept repeating "I'm a radio demon" like OK BRUH WE GET IT
Alastor: *being a dominating strawberry pimp*
Me: *_DUDE ALASTOR MY PARENTS ARE DEAD ASLEEP WOULD YOU TONE IT DOWN A NOTCH?_*
"My dear..What the fvck" best line i've ever heard
Alastor: “I’m the radio demon ofc I want to torment you”
Me: “please do…”
3:30 💀💀💀 NO IM NOT IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
Hahaha, I almost choked from laughing!
2:20 BRO WHY!? 😢
4:00 bro😢
5:01 yes, and?
6:54 Alastor: what the fuck.
"your weird......you....you belong in hell" had me dying
BRO SAME
i'm feeling like a simp-
You’re not the only one •-•
You are not feeling like a simp...you are a simp...we all are :D
Hey, join the club!! ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!!!!!
Same
Come on join the club were all simps
Alastor: oh no, no begging for mercy. ..... Oh you, you're begging for more !
😂😂❤Alastor is so overwhelmed 😂😂😂😂❤ hahaha 💀
"You're enjoying it??"
"I knew we were a fricking masochist..."
Afro circus Afro circus 💀💀💅💀
Before I listen to this I will report how excited ✌️ (scared) I am :3
As always, our Morphy is on top 😂❤
AL: ah my dear- what the fuc-
Me: bursting out laughing 😂
I almost died listening to this bc I heard the slap sound 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I CANT I KEPT LAUGHING WHEN HEARING. 😢
Yk I've given up on society...but I'm a simp and this is simp approved!
Alastor: your weird really weird
Me: I know!
I started laughing when he said you belong here you belong in hell
… I… I feel _very_ called out, Alastor. **Grins** however, do as you please, *please* ;)
(I have not seen anyone want to kick this man in the shins, and haul that deer away for Nift to get rid of, over his 2-4 day old rotting roadkill that has turned black when he’s got his “breakfast” but me. Maybe I’ve not scrolled enough but it’s actively been me saying “Alastor! I thought you had… **draws slow breath and lets it out to not get in an argument** “ and the rest of the conversation in my head going as such:
“Were you going to say ‘standards’?”
“Actually, yes.”
Love ya, radio man.
P.S. if other people are calling him out that is actually even funnier. XD)
B** did not think that the payback would be like this... cruel... 😭😔🫴
We need WAYYYY more of these :3
Why would I ever wanna lick Alastor’s ears :(
real... they're animal ears
You have deer ears don’t ya? 0:28
THATS WHAT I SAID 😂
LET ME GO
"fine ill let you go"
3:24 ? are you okay
Are you?
Are 😺
🐀🐀🐀
He’s literally treating me like angel dust like I would beg him to stop instead of wanting more wtf
I’m just watching this thing again and again at this point, it’s to funny when i respond in this in my mind
MORPHY BE GETTING COMFORTABLE....🤣🤣🤣🤣😲😲😲😲
2nd time of asking of petting alastors head and being affectionate with him.
ДАААА
*sweats profusely in simp*
‘Your weird you belong here’ me: yes I am and yes I do
Ya
Father gave us MORE Alastor 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣♥️♥️♥️♥️
Alatsor do I even have ears” me yes u do 😌💅🏻
3:03 OMG THAT'S SO CUTE BSHAHAGS SBSJSBBSHAHSHHW
Day3 of asking for more Lucifer and Vox
Day2 of asking for Us on Alastor's lap or us petting his ears
Everything about this video made my jaw drop
“Are you?”🐁🐭
Alastor:You are weird
*i am but that’s rude,Al*
I’M AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE RN ☹️ (still gonna watch it 🥰)
OH SHIT LUCIFER HOW IS ALASTOR IN BED
✨OMG SAME✨ (Just my grandmas)
Bro keeps slapping us and choking us like it's going to do something🤣🤣
Me (not as listener): Yep, she is weird in a sense, Al. I feel ya.
EDIT: 3:03 OMG Circus Afro reference-
The, “are you?” In the “let me do it for you” voice 😂
If You Want A Spicy Alastor X Listener
👇 ❌
YESSS
Lister, amazing :]
Yassssss!!!!!❤❤❤
Yes❤
YES OFC! >:3❤
I think we don’t need to make a plan how to take our soul back. Alastor will return it to us himself😅😂
AAA HE LISTENED TO ME YAY
Btw
WHEN IS THE SITTING KN HIS LAP AUDIO😡
also pls no backround music next few times😋
Poor Alastor, but in my eyes i would tell him that we're not actually that kinky and we're just doing it to confuse him 😂
3:30 bro turned nto a fly
Me and my character would literally do this JUST to get him to stop 😂
hahahah my plan worked!!! if i make him uncomfy he will leave me alone!!!
I need one with Lucifer ngl
Me see he , me click 😃
YES
those were pitiful slaps, do it harder. (i’m not a masochist i just hate myself)
I enjoy them😭
this played while i was in the office
Im wired to be like Angel Dust and say"more daddy"
This was so weird yet so funny, great job!
Next one be spicier 🥵❤️
I love these audios sm 💗
Yes.
I am almost starting to feel bad for my actions- XD
"You are weeiiird!" 😂😂😂
This pic reminded me of that one alastor edit
7:37 woof woof
1:59 AHHHHHH STOOPPP SIR❤❤❤
(When he's choking me)😎
"Do I even have ears ?"
Me : And your deer ears boy !!
" i forgot i ended up with a weird one"
Yes
Yes you did
3:25 had me rolling