Yoda Cancels The Acolyte

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  • @JoeSavySC2
    @JoeSavySC2 2 місяці тому +10615

    "Your floppy lightsaber, mhmm, keep that you may"
    ~Yoda
    100% Canon

    • @A21-EDITS21
      @A21-EDITS21 2 місяці тому +109

      Lightsaber whips were in legends you know.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 місяці тому +199

      LOL. Floppy lightsabers are proof of weak Jedi.
      No wonder Order 66 wiped them out.

    • @anunexpectedfire4062
      @anunexpectedfire4062 2 місяці тому +48

      Just added to my head cannon

    • @spencerwilliams7385
      @spencerwilliams7385 2 місяці тому +73

      ​@@A21-EDITS21Disney bought the rights to Lucasfilms, in 2012, and by 2013 they owned the rights to all star wars productions. 2014 is when Dinsey started the creation of Dinsey star wars legends. Alot of the stuff in legends broke The orginal cannon, rules, etc of the creations that came before Disney started to aquire Lucasfilm in 2012. So no lightsabe whips did not exist until star wars legends which was another Dinsey products (some of the star wars legends stuff was good, but a large chunk of it changes the already established rules, laws, and lore of the existing content before Disney got ahold of Lucasfilm).
      To be fair, thier were a few bad creations from the orgianl Lucasfilms, before they became Disney Lucasfilms (the most nafiroius was A wokiee holiday), but even the bad holiday special, and story book they made about the ewoks stayed true to star wars lore, laws, and rules.

    • @ComiccollectorGamer
      @ComiccollectorGamer 2 місяці тому +28

      @@spencerwilliams7385the Black Wing Virus was a cool part of Legends though the zombie stormtroopers was pretty cool

  • @WilyGryphon
    @WilyGryphon 2 місяці тому +6348

    I was totally expecting Yoda to start quoting The Emperor's New Groove. "You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option... Take your pick. I got more."

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 2 місяці тому +291

      Or another gem from that movie: "Hate your hair, not likely, yikes... yikes _yikes,_ and let me guess, you have a great personality. Is this really the best you can do?"

    • @chris_t2020
      @chris_t2020 2 місяці тому +51

      Me too. Such a miss opportunity.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 2 місяці тому +72

      Hey, that's just like what Kuzco said to Yzma earlier!

    • @knightofarcane
      @knightofarcane 2 місяці тому +118

      @@WilyGryphon "Let go, you're being. Downsized, your department being. An outplacement, you're part of. A different direction, we're going in. Picking up your option, we're not. Your pick, take. More, I got"

    • @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031
      @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 2 місяці тому

      @@UndomaranelP u l l t h e l e v e r K r o n k .

  • @Lightning5717
    @Lightning5717 2 місяці тому +748

    “Even the Wookiee…” Given that he has forged strong friendships with the Wookiees, Yoda must have felt particularly offended about that one.

    • @chrisshrader3404
      @chrisshrader3404 Місяць тому +31

      "I did it all for the wookies" Jolee Bindo

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Місяць тому +24

      "Go away, the acolyte must. bad relations with the Wookies, it has."
      -Master Yoda

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 2 місяці тому +7745

    I sensed a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of dollars were crying out in fiery pain, and then were silenced.

    • @michiosd
      @michiosd 2 місяці тому +210

      It was a horrible 180 million deaths.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 місяці тому +160

      Poor Mickey. I bet he’s crying.
      Walt didn’t ask for this. Hope someone in Disney does get fired… looking at Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @nickg5888
      @nickg5888 2 місяці тому +73

      Mickey? what about Walt? Poor man rolling in his grave

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 місяці тому

      @@nickg5888
      It’s Kathleen Kennedy’s fault. She allowed this. She needs to be fired immediately.

    • @22Arcana
      @22Arcana 2 місяці тому +89

      ​@@nickg5888pretty sure the guy has rolled enough in his grave that he dug through the mantle of the earth at this point.

  • @gabrielmambo5436
    @gabrielmambo5436 2 місяці тому +2261

    You know something is wrong with a show when HISHE just goes straight to this scene and announces the cancellation.

    • @Bruced82
      @Bruced82 2 місяці тому +23

      Mostly for the very easy clicks and likes.

    • @JawkneeJay
      @JawkneeJay 2 місяці тому +242

      @@Bruced82They gave the people what they wanted. Unlike what The Acolyte did

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 2 місяці тому +40

      But Dinsey said it was the dudebros who hated the show.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 місяці тому +48

      ​@@Bruced82someday Disney et al will learn that it really pays to give people what they want.

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX 2 місяці тому +6

      @@JawkneeJay Acolyte did have some good things.

  • @jakekreeger1556
    @jakekreeger1556 2 місяці тому +359

    1 minute has overshadowed the entire show

    • @carlireland5049
      @carlireland5049 Місяць тому +13

      I also love that HISHE didn’t even deem it worthy of a full episode. Just a one-minute scene of Yoda ending the show.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Місяць тому +1

      Overshadowed a turd with a masterpiece.

    • @assassingio9847
      @assassingio9847 25 днів тому +3

      ​@@carlireland5049That was the best way to do it THIS IS THE WAY!

  • @runicdiva
    @runicdiva 2 місяці тому +1170

    Yes. This is season 2 of The Acolyte. Just a minute and fourteen seconds long. Perfect. Great ending.

    • @grahamstull2330
      @grahamstull2330 2 місяці тому +24

      Damn it's hard to get laughs from Yoda jokes at this stage, but this one is so spot-on it had me in tears.

    • @Ray_LF
      @Ray_LF 2 місяці тому +9

      nah, that would have cost another $900k. Best the mouse just leave it to HISHE

    • @Rhand75
      @Rhand75 2 місяці тому +7

      Best episode ever. Well of the Acolyte.

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@Rhand75A high bar, it is not.

    • @arklaw8306
      @arklaw8306 24 дні тому +2

      More seconds than it deserved.

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 2 місяці тому +2795

    “Matrix Jedi, Squid Games Jedi, Logan Jedi, even the Wookie!” Yeah, you tell ‘em Yoda!

    • @ramiroexposito4010
      @ramiroexposito4010 2 місяці тому +241

      They killed all the potentially good characters played by the good actors. It's incredible.

    • @wojtekreliga3881
      @wojtekreliga3881 2 місяці тому +28

      Why Torbin was considered as "Logan Jedi" and Indara as "Matrix Jedi"?

    • @Fulmerin
      @Fulmerin 2 місяці тому +189

      @@wojtekreliga3881 Logan Jedi was Jecki, who played the girl in the Logan movie. And Indara was Matrix Jedi because she played Trinity in the Matrix. Yoda didn't actually mention Torbin though I suppose he could have been referred to as "Game of Thrones Jedi".

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 2 місяці тому +62

      @@wojtekreliga3881 Hes talking about Dafne Keen, she played Laura in Logan and Deapool & Wolverine.

    • @douglasmitchum1488
      @douglasmitchum1488 2 місяці тому +21

      @@sicor94I didn’t even make that connection when I saw jecki. Interesting

  • @jonathanbaker4361
    @jonathanbaker4361 2 місяці тому +161

    This isn't how it should have ended. This IS how it ended, after the camera stopped rolling.

  • @mattotis8412
    @mattotis8412 2 місяці тому +4800

    Yeah I love Yoda just Force YEETing her out of the room when she asks for 180M

    • @qwefg3
      @qwefg3 2 місяці тому +98

      Of course. If you listen she will start asking for 280M and an entire new group to go missing due to random accidents.

    • @gamingknight94
      @gamingknight94 2 місяці тому +85

      Had to let her go he did, the dark side of the cinema she was

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 місяці тому +2

      She deserved it. What an unlikable character.

    • @kishin901
      @kishin901 2 місяці тому +16

      ​@@qwefg3 "give a mouse a cookie..."

    • @JoséFerIzaparraga
      @JoséFerIzaparraga 2 місяці тому +4

      so you are gone uplode hishe´s videos of the of star wars series eh?

  • @ygolight392
    @ygolight392 2 місяці тому +1207

    “Yes. FIRED you are!”
    - The GOAT Master Yoda

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 2 місяці тому +23

      Always the Goat 👍🏻

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 місяці тому +6

      Couldn't save a youngling if his life depended on it, but hey, a parody version ending a dull show is worth of heroism, I guess.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@user-lb9xw4xf2qmaybe he thought lighsaber wounds weren't deadly, based on what we've seen of late.

  • @AsianTrix
    @AsianTrix 2 місяці тому +169

    1:00 Your floppy lightsaber, keep that you may.

  • @ahmedthebassa
    @ahmedthebassa 2 місяці тому +2584

    "Just give me a another chance...AND ONE HUNDRED and EIGHTY MILLION DOLLARS"
    This had me dead😂

    • @Concepcion30
      @Concepcion30 2 місяці тому +78

      I can't believe they spent that much on it when you could see how much they cut corners in certain scenes.

    • @rafibausk7071
      @rafibausk7071 2 місяці тому +50

      ​@@Concepcion30
      Then where did the rest of it go?
      Since that is apparently the reported budget.
      So either they were so incompetent that they had to reshoot everything so much. That they ran out of money.
      Who are they have no idea what a good seen looks like. And they pocketed the rest.
      Either way not a good look.

    • @IronMan-ds5bi
      @IronMan-ds5bi 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@@rafibausk7071 And money laundering

    • @Jeff-dm6uj
      @Jeff-dm6uj 2 місяці тому +7

      How dare they spend that much on a show like this, don't they care about starving star wars fans in America?

    • @pepperedash4424
      @pepperedash4424 2 місяці тому +14

      Which is not even considering the distribution, marketing, and merchandising expenses that likely cost well over $200 million.

  • @cpear760
    @cpear760 2 місяці тому +1417

    0:23 "Forced to resign." That just sounds funny to me considering the scene is two Jedi.

  • @kaylahensley1581
    @kaylahensley1581 2 місяці тому +94

    Cartoon Venestra is so much more likable than the one in the show. The voice actor and cartoonist can actually *emote*.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Місяць тому +8

      Her actress in the show cannot act to save her life.

    • @sub-jec-tiv
      @sub-jec-tiv Місяць тому +5

      Nepotistra

    • @swissarmyknight4306
      @swissarmyknight4306 26 днів тому +2

      @@hopegalaxy Showrunners wife. Somehow, the showrunner's wife who can't act got a major part. Nobody can figure out how this happened.

  • @jacksonconley5117
    @jacksonconley5117 2 місяці тому +2630

    The Matrix Jedi, Squid Game Jedi, Logan Jedi, and the Wookie were all killed off too soon.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 місяці тому +179

      Completely wasted and disrespected.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 місяці тому +80

      All by Sith Lord Scott Denoga.

    • @RubyMoney2255
      @RubyMoney2255 2 місяці тому +31

      Which Logan Jedi, was it?

    • @venyeet5021
      @venyeet5021 2 місяці тому +20

      The Wookie. 😢

    • @RubyMoney2255
      @RubyMoney2255 2 місяці тому +84

      @@venyeet5021 I've checked. It was the actress who played Laura/X-23.

  • @BrotherhoodWorkshop
    @BrotherhoodWorkshop 2 місяці тому +1236

    This short proves that good can come out of bad.

    • @Chris_Thorndyke
      @Chris_Thorndyke 2 місяці тому +24

      Words to live by.

    • @kevindelgado1459
      @kevindelgado1459 2 місяці тому +22

      Time to heal for the fanbase

    • @supernerd8067
      @supernerd8067 2 місяці тому +8

      @BrotherhoodWorkshop agreed, and love your videos.

    • @ivibs1984
      @ivibs1984 2 місяці тому +7

      @@kevindelgado1459 This Starwars fan doesnt care anymore and has moved on. Zero interest with what they do with the IP in the future.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 місяці тому +6

      Amen to that, BrotherhoodWorkshop.

  • @LFD-zb8to
    @LFD-zb8to 2 місяці тому +33

    1 minute and 14 seconds for this video was light years better than 8 episodes of The Acolyte that cost millions of dollars....

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 2 місяці тому +706

    Yoda displaying his ultimate wisdom: pretending this show never happened.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 2 місяці тому +27

      What show?

    • @blue1133
      @blue1133 2 місяці тому +17

      You know it's bad when even Disney is trying to erase all memory of this show ever existing, going as far as canceling merchandise related to it. I haven't seen this level of trying to forget something existed since the Holiday Special.

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 місяці тому +12

      @@blue1133 Can't wait for Lego Star Wars to make fun of this one aswell.

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 2 місяці тому +7

      I wonder if Yoda used his Jedi Mind tricks to make everyone forget about Acolyte.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@samflood5631: Didn't need to JMT me! I already forgot about TFA, TLJ, TROS - (Not to be confused with ROTS), Andor, Ahsoka, & The Acolyte.

  • @Fembot-Logic
    @Fembot-Logic 2 місяці тому +1328

    "If you just give me another chance and 180 millions dollars..." Hilarilous! 😂

    • @WestLegend03
      @WestLegend03 2 місяці тому +36

      Not "if", she says "just give me" like she assumed he will actually give her $180M. 😂😂😂

    • @stevekirkpatrick1612
      @stevekirkpatrick1612 2 місяці тому +23

      Actual dialog from the meeting when the show was not greenlit for another season makes its way into a HISHE.

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 2 місяці тому

      @@WestLegend03 yep.
      Self righteous and complete unwillingness to accept responsibility.
      Typical feminazi

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 2 місяці тому

      ​@@WestLegend03The whole statement starts with 'If'. Both clauses are subject to it.

    • @WestLegend03
      @WestLegend03 2 місяці тому

      ​@@gm2407The whole statement starts with 'no talk'. Sounds pretty clear to me.

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 2 місяці тому +56

    ''180 million credits......made of money, the Order is not. Question us, the Senate will, on what we're spending it on. Letting you go is cheaper, I find. Save us money and Jedi Knights, it will.'' -Yoda

  • @joemerkel9699
    @joemerkel9699 2 місяці тому +1010

    This has no business being so funny. But, Yoda saying fired in so many ways (but still having Yoda's odd speech quirks) just works far too well.

    • @Cannon1971
      @Cannon1971 2 місяці тому +25

      And you can keep your floppy lightsaver. That was perfect.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 2 місяці тому +9

      "Your show would be pushing up the daisies if you hadn't nailed it to the perch!" 😺😺

    • @connubiondj
      @connubiondj 2 місяці тому

      This had poor writing.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 2 місяці тому +5

      Funny this was

    • @barrannugrahakodri8695
      @barrannugrahakodri8695 Місяць тому

      ​@@connubiondjcope

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 2 місяці тому +648

    Yoda: In 200 years, to deal with "This sith problem", yes. Leave it for a book or comic, I will.

  • @jackburton9035
    @jackburton9035 2 місяці тому +27

    They should have called this “How it should have never started”

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 2 місяці тому +460

    It's been a long while since HISHE did anything Star Wars.
    This is *PERFECTION!*

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 2 місяці тому +23

      Just goes to show you, The Acolyte was way too easy to pass up.
      Demanded a HISHE, it did.

    • @OdinReactor
      @OdinReactor 2 місяці тому +8

      "Keep your floppy saber" 🤣

    • @TheJackhammer3135
      @TheJackhammer3135 2 місяці тому +5

      And it’s only one minute long XD

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 2 місяці тому +1

      @@OdinReactor Hilarious!

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 2 місяці тому +7

      @@TheJackhammer3135 And didn't cost millions of dollars to make. And there is a good chance it may get more views than the actual show itself.

  • @ludwigvanbeethoven8448
    @ludwigvanbeethoven8448 2 місяці тому +361

    This is possibly my favourite HISHE in years.
    It was perfect.
    It managed to encapsulate the cancellation news acuurately explain the "why" of the cancellation in a single line and act as a regular HISHE to The Acolyte show itself.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 2 місяці тому +16

    This was well-deserved and much needed video.

  • @isaacmallorn9137
    @isaacmallorn9137 2 місяці тому +326

    "What are you saying?"
    Yoda continues with another dozen ways of saying you're fired.
    Noice

  • @42backscratchpsapy86
    @42backscratchpsapy86 2 місяці тому +290

    "Can I just have another chance and 180 million dollars?"
    *Yoda death sound*

    • @RMMS13
      @RMMS13 2 місяці тому +17

      She didn't even ask "Can I', she straight up just said "give me" 😂

    • @williamhenning4700
      @williamhenning4700 2 місяці тому +3

      GIMME DA MONEY

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому +2

      You know the Lego Yoda death scream was basically his scream when he leapt at Dooku in AotC, right? Because it is.

    • @42backscratchpsapy86
      @42backscratchpsapy86 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Alysa-Aiday I know. It's both in TCS and in AOTC. I'm surprised that people just remember it as the death sound. Few people actually remember it's when he launches himself at Dooku. But calling it his death sound is such a iconic joke

  • @frankm35506
    @frankm35506 2 місяці тому +71

    This is the canon ending. Glad fans of the show got their closure

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 2 місяці тому +715

    "Matrix Jedi, Squid Game Jedi, Logan Jedi, even the Wookie!"
    God that was good XD

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 2 місяці тому +3

      Explain the reference to me please. I didn't bother with the show 💀

    • @moncr259
      @moncr259 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@LukeTheGhostKillernot sure about all the stuff, but one of the dead Jedi was Trinity from matrix, Squid Game I'm not sure, but probably played there too. I mostly heard these references in The Little Platoons reviews of the show

    • @mustafachoudhury3368
      @mustafachoudhury3368 2 місяці тому +16

      @@LukeTheGhostKiller Trinity from Matrix jedi, Master Sol Jedi from SquidG, Dafne Keen from Logan amongst the dozens of Jedi that get mass@cred under showrunner Leslie Headland's wife's 'leadership' there

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@mustafachoudhury3368:
      Hold up! Leslie Headland's... What?!?

    • @mustafachoudhury3368
      @mustafachoudhury3368 2 місяці тому +8

      @@Alysa-Aiday Yep ! whole Hollywood is just a 'the onion' satire now, the showrunner made her 'wife' the only surviving jedi 'leader' of that shishow

  • @westernspaceodyssey3887
    @westernspaceodyssey3887 2 місяці тому +252

    "The boot you get." That's now part of my regular group of expressions. With Yoda voice.

  • @pedroaltamirano8265
    @pedroaltamirano8265 2 місяці тому +57

    This UA-cam video has more views than the whole few episodes of the acolyte

  • @ellibobble1655
    @ellibobble1655 2 місяці тому +485

    Everyone drop everything! New HISHE episode!!!

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 2 місяці тому +9

      buddy, theres no reason to announce it lol we're here

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 2 місяці тому +2

      I drop my baby just for this video.

  • @tannguyentrong6292
    @tannguyentrong6292 2 місяці тому +212

    I can't believe freakin' HISHE did The Acolyte commentary miles better than Honest Trailers.

    • @JohnDeFoor
      @JohnDeFoor 2 місяці тому +13

      Same thoughts! Honest Trailers were surprisingly mild.

    • @escailyhale2490
      @escailyhale2490 2 місяці тому +25

      Honest trailers got paid by the mouse to not roast em

    • @tannguyentrong6292
      @tannguyentrong6292 2 місяці тому +41

      @@escailyhale2490 I feel like Honest Trailers have been pretty meh for a while now. Ryan George over at Pitch Meetings does this so much better. And the guy is a Canadian.

    • @randykenyon9863
      @randykenyon9863 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@escailyhale2490if that's true, id very much like to know how you found that out, and if so shame on him.

    • @Rawen1982
      @Rawen1982 2 місяці тому +8

      Honest Trailers really missed the mark on The Acolyte.

  • @joelkirk6930
    @joelkirk6930 2 місяці тому +64

    Yoda being a male probably wouldn't have this much authority in the live-action show.
    With that said: This is probably the best episode of _The Acolyte_ in existence now.

  • @Lastlasagna
    @Lastlasagna 2 місяці тому +148

    Best. HISHE. EVER.

  • @yungo1rst
    @yungo1rst 2 місяці тому +837

    Yoda; to the agriculture sector for banishment you go!

    • @BoredOuttaMyMind
      @BoredOuttaMyMind 2 місяці тому +95

      Now THAT is an old reference! But a classic! Legend, even!

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 2 місяці тому +37

      Ah yes, reference to the original series! 🙂

    • @justicedunham4088
      @justicedunham4088 2 місяці тому +35

      Talk to sentient plants forever, you will

    • @Blairington
      @Blairington 2 місяці тому +12

      deep cut

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 2 місяці тому +15

      I wonder how many truly get this reference

  • @redslate
    @redslate 2 місяці тому +11

    Yoda's offscreen giggles in-between insults had me chuckling. 😂

  • @YT0091
    @YT0091 2 місяці тому +138

    This clip was better in story, directing, character development, and pace than the entire Acolyte series.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 Місяць тому +2

      Well, tbf, they actually put work into this minute long short..

    • @Webwra
      @Webwra 14 днів тому

      You mean the entire Star Wars franchise, right?

  • @casualfanatic4217
    @casualfanatic4217 2 місяці тому +900

    “If you just give me another chance, and a 180 million dollars.”
    And that’s the problem right there

    • @ObsessiveGeek
      @ObsessiveGeek 2 місяці тому +5

      It’s actually one of the most successful shows Disney+ has had (in terms of viewership), so money definitely isn’t the problem here.

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 2 місяці тому +106

      ​@@ObsessiveGeek or that tell how bad the other shows in Disney+ are if this was the most successful.

    • @parthgajjar1607
      @parthgajjar1607 2 місяці тому +63

      ​@@ObsessiveGeek Was this show a success financially?!

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 місяці тому +24

      Stick to animation, Disney. Mainly ones that aren’t ladybugs or primos.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 2 місяці тому +67

      @@ObsessiveGeek It's very difficult to judge how financially viable a subscription service show was but I doubt it made enough impact or they would have done another season.
      And if that's the best they currently have, Disney+ is very deep in something.

  • @MellowCorn-xs8bn
    @MellowCorn-xs8bn Місяць тому +45

    0:14 that laugh

    • @MrDerekMagnuson
      @MrDerekMagnuson Місяць тому

      It's not a laugh, it's a confused "WHAA?!"

    • @Anonymous-yq6wy
      @Anonymous-yq6wy Місяць тому +1

      ​@@MrDerekMagnuson Their talking about Yoda you Melon

  • @Arcona
    @Arcona 2 місяці тому +143

    Cancelled you are. Bring balance to the force, this does.

    • @spartansheart808
      @spartansheart808 2 місяці тому +12

      Not as long as Kathleen Kennedy still has a job or influence over the Star Wars IP.

    • @emsnewssupkis6453
      @emsnewssupkis6453 2 місяці тому +1

      @@spartansheart808 Make this cartoon but with Kennedy, instead!

    • @ruthhofwolt685
      @ruthhofwolt685 2 місяці тому

      Small balance, it brings. Too little, late.

    • @Webwra
      @Webwra 14 днів тому

      As long as Star Wars lives, there can be no balance.

  • @ChrisRayPlays
    @ChrisRayPlays 2 місяці тому +162

    Yoda speaking facts

  • @dwex39
    @dwex39 2 місяці тому +10

    Master Yoda showing how wise he is

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому

      900 years old in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, he is. It all, and then some, he has seen.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 2 місяці тому +136

    Man, HISHE made this one quickly.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy 2 місяці тому +15

      It's been a long time since they did anything Star Wars.

    • @Zyph8n
      @Zyph8n 2 місяці тому +10

      No need to spend any more time in the SW universe

    • @mtsothm
      @mtsothm 2 місяці тому +7

      My guess is they made this one weeks or even months ago. They were just waiting for the cancellation.

    • @Ds9Defiant1701B
      @Ds9Defiant1701B 2 місяці тому

      yet never made any for Ready Player One back then

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mtsothm there were rumors about Acolyte not getting a second seasons weeks before the official announcement, I'm guessing that's when they started working on it. Besides, there is not much action in this one, mostly talking.

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 2 місяці тому +52

    They killed off every single one of their best characters, and then expected to get greenlit again. Even poor tommen!
    Thank you, master yoda

    • @Webwra
      @Webwra 14 днів тому +2

      They must have learned it from Game of Thrones

  • @Sweetroll_Wolfie
    @Sweetroll_Wolfie 2 місяці тому +13

    'At an end, your show is! And not short enough, it was.'

    • @VariaIV
      @VariaIV 2 місяці тому +3

      I had to stop by after the hearty laugh you gave me. 🫴👑

  • @hishamnct6983
    @hishamnct6983 2 місяці тому +295

    Yoda : "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!"
    The Acolyte : "HUAAAAA!!!!!"

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 місяці тому +16

      @@hishamnct6983
      GANDALF: "I APPROVE THAT NOT PASS!"

    • @HaydenWerren
      @HaydenWerren 2 місяці тому +11

      YODA: “PASS, YOU SHALL NOT!”

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 2 місяці тому +2

      You CAN NOT pass!!!!!

    • @TomTriyingtothink
      @TomTriyingtothink 2 місяці тому +2

      Down to the lowest depths and to the highest peaks I will fight you but you shall not pass !

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому

      "The lowest dungeon, from, the highest peak, to, the Balrog of Morgoth, I battled."

  • @hardroxas7580
    @hardroxas7580 2 місяці тому +44

    1:09
    Not even Palpatine was Force Push that hard by Yoda.

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 26 днів тому +13

    1:05 $230 Million the budget was! Begone!

    • @aakashsancheti9614
      @aakashsancheti9614 18 днів тому

      Actually the latest report is that it actually cost $300M

  • @natedcarr6148
    @natedcarr6148 2 місяці тому +319

    That $180 million budget ain't no lie.

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 2 місяці тому +19

      I wish it was. What a colossal waste.

    • @padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182
      @padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182 2 місяці тому +13

      What exactly did they spend $180 mil on? It wasn't the acting, the writing, the dialogue, the costumes, the special fx, or the directing. So what was it?

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 2 місяці тому +7

      @@padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182 Lee Jung-jae's talent fee probably

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 2 місяці тому +5

      Would that also have included marketing/merchandising? Either way, I can think of a few charitable causes that could have benefited from even a fraction of the budget.

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Місяць тому

      @@盧璘壽로인수he isn’t even that will known so I doubt that

  • @michaelmacleod6517
    @michaelmacleod6517 2 місяці тому +50

    Almost two minutes and still miles better than the Acolyte itself.
    Thank you Hisie! :D

  • @Pin-Din7
    @Pin-Din7 2 місяці тому +4

    Glorious! Clark & Bruce didn't even need to sit down & debrief on this one.

  • @alttany
    @alttany 2 місяці тому +493

    Yoda felt the force crying out for relief. So Yoda gave the force relief.

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 2 місяці тому +45

    "This effort is no longer . . . profitable."
    -Hondo

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy 2 місяці тому +5

      I understood that reference

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому +3

      Every time anyone mentions "Hondo", I think of Samuel L. Jackson's character in the S.W.A.T. (2003) movie! Yes, I do know that's the wrong Hondo, but I don't know any other characters with that name.

    • @YSorrowYouths_Backup
      @YSorrowYouths_Backup 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Alysa-Aiday Have you watched The Clone Wars or Rebels? Hondo appears in both... and he survives every time!

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Місяць тому

      ​@@YSorrowYouths_Backup: A bad experience with Facebook, I had. My interest in Star Wars, it destroyed.

  • @dogstar5927
    @dogstar5927 2 місяці тому +10

    Back to scissoring Harvey’s former personal assistant, you go ! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

  • @verentyee5413
    @verentyee5413 2 місяці тому +56

    Watching Yoda vent all his disappointments and frustration with _The Acolyte_ is too hilarious!😂😂 I have watched this short about 10 times already!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Macielos1
    @Macielos1 2 місяці тому +114

    I love it that you deemed the Acolyte not even worthy of a full HISHE xD.

  • @GrimGrayve
    @GrimGrayve 2 місяці тому +6

    “The boot, you get!” 😂😂😂😂 totally stealing that for when I want people to leave my house.
    Additionally, this lives rent free in my head as 100% canon.

  • @maksymilianziele28
    @maksymilianziele28 2 місяці тому +60

    The real story behind Dooku's resignation:
    "Fired him I did! A nuisance about dark futures for decades he was!"

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому +8

      "All his life, as away, he looked. To the future, the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What doing, he was."

  • @hopegalaxy
    @hopegalaxy 2 місяці тому +278

    Darth Plagueis: "Is it *still* safe to come out?"

    • @venyeet5021
      @venyeet5021 2 місяці тому +63

      No no.
      You stay there.
      They are saving you for later use.

    • @dodywidodo9433
      @dodywidodo9433 2 місяці тому +56

      Hang in there Plagueis, wait until The Wokelyte is non canon

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 місяці тому +31

      Come out? Oh no. It's getting more woke.

    • @TristanTodd-kk9um
      @TristanTodd-kk9um 2 місяці тому +12

      Into hiding you must.

    • @ruggedlemmings9163
      @ruggedlemmings9163 2 місяці тому +11

      Darth Plagueis was so strong in the Force that he could use it to create life. Ironic that the one person he couldn't save was himself....
      ...well, himself and this show.

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 2 місяці тому +8

    The fact that they really thought The Acolyte was going to have a second season by ending on a cliffhanger 😂

  • @HumanTorch1961
    @HumanTorch1961 2 місяці тому +454

    This is the best thing Yoda has ever done 😂

    • @moseszero3281
      @moseszero3281 2 місяці тому +12

      Its a close second after his seagull/stick songs.

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 2 місяці тому +3

      Right you are.
      Funny This is.

    • @HumanTorch1961
      @HumanTorch1961 2 місяці тому +3

      @moseszero3281 close second is right those songs are dope

  • @zirby5100
    @zirby5100 2 місяці тому +54

    She ain't getting those 180 million republic credits, she only gets the boot for being crazy

    • @moro2485
      @moro2485 Місяць тому +1

      180 in uk pounds actually.
      The real price is so much worse

  • @karite2
    @karite2 2 місяці тому +5

    Man season 2 already out and wrapping up the story in a minute, fantastic.

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 2 місяці тому +60

    THIS IS THE ONLY RIGHTFUL CONCLUSION to this scene at the end.
    Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

  • @empiricalpurity
    @empiricalpurity 2 місяці тому +75

    Matrix Jedi, Squid Game Jedi, Logan Jedi… That is so underrated. Lol.

    • @KMDragonS
      @KMDragonS 2 місяці тому +5

      Even the Wookie

  • @kalebglenn5279
    @kalebglenn5279 2 місяці тому +5

    "How It Should Have Ended" is evolving!
    Your "HISHE" evolved into "Why It Never Should Have Begun"!

  • @NerdiBirdi_Bricks
    @NerdiBirdi_Bricks 2 місяці тому +356

    Canceled, the Acolyte is

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 2 місяці тому +51

      Celebrate we will!

    • @ComiccollectorGamer
      @ComiccollectorGamer 2 місяці тому +24

      Celebrate with Blue Milk and cake and fireworks we shall

    • @superscott9780
      @superscott9780 2 місяці тому +7

      I will see you in Return of the Jedi the Victory celebration video

    • @guywglasses313
      @guywglasses313 2 місяці тому +4

      good news,that is

    • @ocboy5163
      @ocboy5163 2 місяці тому +3

      Victorious, we are

  • @isaacalexander5286
    @isaacalexander5286 2 місяці тому +227

    This is the best Star Wars I've seen in years.

  • @dreamwizardsproductions4317
    @dreamwizardsproductions4317 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you HISHE, for being good all these years. Still going back to watch the old stuff from time to time.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 місяці тому +240

    Proof that Squid Games Jedi was the real hero after all.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 місяці тому +29

      Leslye Headland, on the other hand, does not see him that way.
      That's enough to tell you what kind of person she is.

    • @Dormouse-yv8lb
      @Dormouse-yv8lb 2 місяці тому +21

      He was the best part of the show! ☀️

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 місяці тому +1

      @@liamphibia Did she say that or are you assuming?

    • @oneandonlyjark
      @oneandonlyjark 2 місяці тому

      Don't be a dick​@@liamphibia

    • @jeanroger3506
      @jeanroger3506 2 місяці тому +1

      The jedi were not meant to the hereos of this show. It was about the sith. Jedi were more or less supposed to be the antagonists

  • @gonx9906
    @gonx9906 2 місяці тому +102

    "FORCEd to resign!!" 😂😂

  • @NeidalRuekk
    @NeidalRuekk 2 місяці тому +16

    This cartoon got more likes than the entire series

  • @Crimson_Hawk_01
    @Crimson_Hawk_01 2 місяці тому +72

    This short had more production value than the entire season of the acolyte!

    • @nightwingman666
      @nightwingman666 2 місяці тому +1

      No 180 mil required

    • @emsnewssupkis6453
      @emsnewssupkis6453 2 місяці тому +1

      @@nightwingman666 Yoda never demands money, he does. Only fight for right, he is!

    • @jamesbellefeuille2926
      @jamesbellefeuille2926 Місяць тому

      I bet this short will garner more views too.

  • @zente3003
    @zente3003 2 місяці тому +35

    I like how the audio changes a bit when the 180 million dollars get mentioned

  • @19TheFallen
    @19TheFallen 2 місяці тому +6

    Another thing I thought about was Yoda's confrontation with Darth Bane: "Real, you are not....Exist, you do not anymore!" Which could oh, so, be used and applied to The Acolyte!

  • @captaincritter6173
    @captaincritter6173 2 місяці тому +46

    Now this is the type of wisdom that I approve from Master Yoda.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 місяці тому

      I'm not even a fan of SW anymore, and *_I_* approve this!!!

  • @abdullahemirisci4146
    @abdullahemirisci4146 2 місяці тому +252

    I shall speak 3 words that speaks for all of our thoughts and emotions:
    “THANK YOU YODA!”

  • @hw8140
    @hw8140 2 місяці тому +8

    "The boot you get" had me dying

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 2 місяці тому +297

    I personally said it as
    “”Bull 💩, this is!””
    “”Arrested you are! Guards!!!””

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 2 місяці тому +5

      Like Yoda needs guards. Come on, man.

    • @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l
      @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l 2 місяці тому +7

      Guard 1: Guards we are!
      Guard 2: Screwed you will be!
      Guard 1: -Wait, why are we talking like him? Let's just do our job.
      Guard 2: Fun we have! Guard 1: Shut up.

  • @EstebanGallardo
    @EstebanGallardo 2 місяці тому +15

    "And another 180 million dollars..." REAL Dark Side final words.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 місяці тому +5

    This is unfair! This is outrageous! How could this isn't the canon? xD

  • @imonit4272
    @imonit4272 2 місяці тому +27

    “The boot you get!” 😂🤣😂

  • @undead_corsair
    @undead_corsair 2 місяці тому +147

    "So much potential dead"
    Yep, that sums it up for me. Every actor and character I was excited to see got killed off, not really sure what they were thinking tbh.

    • @originaluddite
      @originaluddite 2 місяці тому +2

      That sort of thing can _sometimes_ work - think Seven Samurai. Yet to see The Acolyte so cannot comment if it works but seems like a long shot.

    • @bernirn
      @bernirn 2 місяці тому +18

      @@originaludditeplease don’t tell us you just compares the acolyte to THE SEVEN SAMURAIS

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 2 місяці тому +6

      The Acolyte served the High Republic, a era which was supposed to be the high point of the jedi where they fought against literal space vikings, poorly.
      Potential all around, lost.

    • @Dormouse-yv8lb
      @Dormouse-yv8lb 2 місяці тому

      Same! All of my favorite characters were killed off, while those I didn't care about at all survived. So, although I loved the show, I feel confused now. Indeed, lots of potential was wasted!

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 2 місяці тому

      @@Killgore-ip2yqYou think the Mandolorians are the space Vikings because they are a warrior culture,different clans and have a sword or Mask depending on continuity to show who is worthy on leading them with the strong rule the weak mentality.

  • @TheThansen669
    @TheThansen669 Місяць тому +3

    I love her lack of humility throughout. On point.

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 2 місяці тому +26

    It is funny in a way how that sequel hook now won't go anywhere
    So excited for Deadpool & Wolverine HISHE! Highest grossing movie this year to get a HISHE!

    • @josephnewsome2935
      @josephnewsome2935 2 місяці тому +1

      Always hate how shows do that without having a contract for a new season just give it a satisfying ending but sprinkle dialogue about more to come

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 2 місяці тому +121

    “Squid Game Jedi” pretty much

    • @pop-culturecinephile8144
      @pop-culturecinephile8144 2 місяці тому +9

      Who is that and who was the Logan Jedi? Oh wait, the Logan Jedi is Jecki

    • @bacondorito
      @bacondorito 2 місяці тому +5

      @@pop-culturecinephile8144 yea and Sol is the squid game Jedi

    • @pop-culturecinephile8144
      @pop-culturecinephile8144 2 місяці тому +3

      @@bacondorito, how is he?

    • @bacondorito
      @bacondorito 2 місяці тому +4

      @@pop-culturecinephile8144 same actor as the main guy on squid game

    • @pop-culturecinephile8144
      @pop-culturecinephile8144 2 місяці тому +8

      @@bacondorito, so all four Jedi mentioned had potential and they were wasted

  • @francisweller839
    @francisweller839 9 днів тому +1

    This is all the acolyte deserves. Thank you, Hishe

  • @Maskofanonymity
    @Maskofanonymity 2 місяці тому +815

    "I felt a disturbance in the force. As if millions of fans suddenly let out a sigh of relief"

    • @DDarkestKnight
      @DDarkestKnight 2 місяці тому +10

      Utter bs

    • @cdub975
      @cdub975 2 місяці тому +52

      “Yes you did my padwan, YES YOU DID.

    • @stevenldoe7838
      @stevenldoe7838 2 місяці тому +56

      The only disturbing part is the 10s of fans crying over it being canceled. Even seen somebody compare it to 9/11

    • @dylancsgames54
      @dylancsgames54 2 місяці тому +4

      Well here’s a bright idea why don’t you make a compilation of this bite I am doing so people don’t have to look through all of your videos them selves

    • @jasongradyphstiger6179
      @jasongradyphstiger6179 2 місяці тому +15

      It's a good thing I did not see it. I mean wasted potential of these awesome Jedi and they all get killed.

  • @owendiaram3870
    @owendiaram3870 2 місяці тому +114

    "Star wars fans, this star wars isn't for you! Go cry about it!"
    "Wait, why is nobody watching our star wars?"

  • @VaderPopsVicodin10
    @VaderPopsVicodin10 2 місяці тому +3

    Ok, this was perfect 😂 My new personal favorite HISHE

  • @vapor_jem
    @vapor_jem 2 місяці тому +23

    The instant cast-out and ending is the cherry on top lmao

  • @ZayJayPlays
    @ZayJayPlays 2 місяці тому +91

    The fact that she's played by the Showrunner's wife makes this so much better.

    • @tregrenos8615
      @tregrenos8615 2 місяці тому +22

      The wife of the former assistant to Harvey Weinstein. Really can't let Disney live that title down. 🤣

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 2 місяці тому

      They're all kiddie diddlers they're not even trying to hide it at this moment

  • @davidhaven4556
    @davidhaven4556 2 місяці тому +5

    It actually makes sense now that the Jedi counsel in Phantom Menace act like the events in this series didn't exist. I've always loved Star Wars, even tolerated Disney Star Wars, (Force Awakens and Rogue One anyway) but I didn't even try watching even 1 episode of The Acolyte. We all will act like this series didn't exist.

  • @yajeel
    @yajeel 2 місяці тому +71

    This was so much better than the “Honest Trailer” on the Acolyte. Way to go, HISHE!

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 2 місяці тому

      How bad could it have been?

    • @RMMS13
      @RMMS13 2 місяці тому +8

      Yeah, Honest Trailers 100% went easy on the show. I don't understand why

    • @DakoseSan2
      @DakoseSan2 2 місяці тому +1

      Some of us really enjoyed the Acolyte. I don’t understand the negativity.

    • @RMMS13
      @RMMS13 2 місяці тому +7

      @@DakoseSan2 Probably because you either didn't grow up on Star Wars or like the original content

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 2 місяці тому +2

      @@RMMS13 Think a lot of the comments have an idea why.

  • @LairdErnst
    @LairdErnst 2 місяці тому +45

    “It was as though millions of voices had cried out… in relief.”
    *high fives Yoda

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees 2 місяці тому +5

      You mean low fives? It's Yoda we're talking about. 😂

    • @LairdErnst
      @LairdErnst 2 місяці тому +2

      @@EvenTheDogAgrees touché.

  • @ht_Prince
    @ht_Prince 2 місяці тому +1

    Every single version of me across whatever multiverse exists just liked this video at the same time, it was a moment of profound harmony. Thank you

  • @DJKi2463
    @DJKi2463 2 місяці тому +41

    Disney wants to say that they are the only ones that can make Star Wars content that’s considered canon, however I’ve seen more enjoyable and more faithful content made by fans so much so I’m going consider those to be canon as opposed to the acolyte.