Average IQ of Each Guilty Gear Main

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2021
  • shameless ripoff of Lambla's blazblue version:
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  • @magatsuvale
    @magatsuvale  3 роки тому +4613

    I'm biased without the i

  • @megan_tensei
    @megan_tensei 3 роки тому +13385

    Average human IQ: 100
    Average Strive player IQ: 90
    Sounds about right

    • @lolagaci
      @lolagaci 3 роки тому +146

      Avarage human iq is 90

    • @fornax985
      @fornax985 3 роки тому +758

      @@lolagaci nah it's around 100

    • @draw_neos-5064
      @draw_neos-5064 3 роки тому +375

      Avarage Fighting game player IQ: 90
      Actually acurrate

    • @waves2198
      @waves2198 3 роки тому +575

      Smh strive players ought to stop blaming the beasts

    • @maxwell2428
      @maxwell2428 3 роки тому +30

      @@fornax985 depends on the country

  • @pr0l0gue
    @pr0l0gue 3 роки тому +9683

    As a Sol main; my instincts are telling me I’d be offended by this if I could read

    • @KaguraHibachi
      @KaguraHibachi 3 роки тому +168

      @@leithazizpagy4699 Didn't you read his comment? He can't read!

    • @GrayscAle-jn9zs
      @GrayscAle-jn9zs 3 роки тому +114

      @@KaguraHibachi do you think HE could read the comment to tell that he can't read???? -Potemkin main, making an astute observation before my turn w the brain cell is over

    • @KaguraHibachi
      @KaguraHibachi 3 роки тому +6

      @@GrayscAle-jn9zs He said it himself

    • @MrAncop
      @MrAncop 2 роки тому +94

      I press the buttons and cool things happen on screen

    • @mattakudesu
      @mattakudesu 2 роки тому +3

      I almost woke up my gf laughing at this

  • @saddemon2022
    @saddemon2022 3 роки тому +1586

    "Landing 3 command grabs is their definition of peak" because you're dead after 2.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 2 роки тому +56

      And that’s just if you’re fighting Sol, if Pot gets a buster on ya? May as well just concede the round

    • @georgegkoumas5026
      @georgegkoumas5026 2 роки тому +51

      Man I play Chipp, if Potemkin has meter I'm dead in 1

    • @lucacrab
      @lucacrab 5 місяців тому +10

      true, graplers are peak

    • @JJacksonJ
      @JJacksonJ Місяць тому +3

      first buster breaks the back, second buster breaks the spirit

    • @chrisyentastic379
      @chrisyentastic379 Місяць тому

      @@JJacksonJ thirst is just for fun

  • @theyun-kinator3036
    @theyun-kinator3036 2 роки тому +885

    "The hornier the stupider"
    I have never been so offended by something I completely agree with

  • @rubbermage751
    @rubbermage751 3 роки тому +1960

    "IQ average pulled from a sample size of 3 players" I'm fucking dead 💀

    • @sheipi9978
      @sheipi9978 3 роки тому +92

      Wtf how did he find 3 people that played faust????

    • @flayncele
      @flayncele 3 роки тому +106

      @@sheipi9978 it's not faust bro he's talking about anji

    • @dustinnabil798
      @dustinnabil798 3 роки тому +12

      @@flayncele are you stupid? Thats obviously Chipp.

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 3 роки тому +47

      Should have been 51 IQ.

    • @JackFrostSMTReal
      @JackFrostSMTReal 27 днів тому

      You’re wrong too, he’s talking about Goldlewis

  • @Honorablepleb
    @Honorablepleb 3 роки тому +5646

    As a Potemkin main I... uh... I don't... remember what I was gonna... oh well. Good video, I liked when Potemkin was on screen. I like Potemkin because he grab 8^)

    • @kikito3850
      @kikito3850 3 роки тому +600

      As another potemkin main...I uh..forgot...anyways, SOCIETY.

    • @puellainsomnio3641
      @puellainsomnio3641 3 роки тому +605

      i can't read but this comment says potemkin in it and that's my main

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 3 роки тому +167

      An honest member of society.

    • @serph2951
      @serph2951 3 роки тому +153

      Grabbler good

    • @Chaos-bq6mc
      @Chaos-bq6mc 3 роки тому +129

      Ironically, this is one of the smartest and most clever comments I've seen.

  • @GreyRush
    @GreyRush 2 роки тому +941

    As a zato main; I’m flattered; but I’m really just praying you don’t know how Eddie works the entire time

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 2 роки тому +149

      I’ve been playing since Xrd Sign and I still can’t tell what the fuck the shadow is doing, I just do my best to close the gap and not let Zato breathe for fear of the void returning amd running a train on me

    • @donsancho6690
      @donsancho6690 2 роки тому +79

      @@malikoniousjoe Basically, if we ever c.S to HS into Invite to Hell, it means eddie went byebye and our blockstring is over. It's our hail mary.

    • @scorpio0494
      @scorpio0494 Рік тому +4

      Frog go weee

    • @supawithdacream5626
      @supawithdacream5626 Рік тому +2

      Leap frog 200 iq pick one

    • @critedps9424
      @critedps9424 10 місяців тому +1

      funny frog frog into spikes gets them every time :]

  • @Lostnote98
    @Lostnote98 3 роки тому +145

    Thank you for the 200IQ compliment, but being perpetually stuck in training mode is more accurate.

    • @Moslinov
      @Moslinov Рік тому

      Naw fr

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera 8 місяців тому +5

      The idea is that people who can play him in real games are geniuses, so you're just saying the same thing with different words.

  • @tehwelorg
    @tehwelorg 3 роки тому +2201

    We Axl mains dont fight over dino nuggies, we are perpetually stuck in a loop of politely offering/refusing the last one.

    • @dominicbrunsmeier7830
      @dominicbrunsmeier7830 3 роки тому +186

      Exactly it's a war for them. Because we all want to pass them out politely and share.

    • @robertmoore5002
      @robertmoore5002 3 роки тому +71

      As an Axl main, can confirm.

    • @Elegiast
      @Elegiast 3 роки тому +108

      The only reason it doesn’t expire is the time stop.

    • @GrayscAle-jn9zs
      @GrayscAle-jn9zs 3 роки тому +103

      Oight yew cun havvet maight!
      New new, I quite think yew oughtta eat it.
      I do love me a gewd dinosaw chicken nuggit, but I reckon iss awl yaws

    • @robertmoore5002
      @robertmoore5002 3 роки тому +41

      @@GrayscAle-jn9zs I both love Axl’s voice and hate it right now. Thank you.

  • @jushis
    @jushis 3 роки тому +4879

    I agree with the Jack-O one. Pretty insightful.

    • @personguy2262
      @personguy2262 3 роки тому +106

      Yeah, like, super perceptive of them to interpret those kind of players, almost inspirational you know

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 2 роки тому +26

      Just double the Gio caption and it's perfect really

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 2 роки тому +2

      @@uhoh7545 true lmao

    • @TyWitUhE
      @TyWitUhE 2 роки тому

      @@personguy2262 Dafuck is y’all talkin bout? She ain’t even out yet

    • @clutchcake7717
      @clutchcake7717 2 роки тому +3

      @@uhoh7545 nah, the milla caption suits her. 😎

  • @Articstics
    @Articstics 3 роки тому +219

    As a Pot main on keyboard, being able to land a Pot Bus at all is my definition of peak.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my glue.

  • @MayHugger
    @MayHugger 3 роки тому +85

    How dare you
    Assume my IQ reaches double digits.

  • @free_playstation_2
    @free_playstation_2 3 роки тому +513

    me and the boys adding negatives to the iq scale

  • @babafgc3795
    @babafgc3795 3 роки тому +1270

    Potemkin mains like myself having neutral IQ shows even more proof that pot is the most balanced character

    • @nopenope6372
      @nopenope6372 2 роки тому +26

      Zero is not a neutral IQ

    • @babafgc3795
      @babafgc3795 2 роки тому +243

      @@nopenope6372 yes it is because it isn’t positive or negative.

    • @nopenope6372
      @nopenope6372 2 роки тому +5

      @@babafgc3795 0 is the lowest "possible" score on the iq test

    • @babafgc3795
      @babafgc3795 2 роки тому +292

      @@nopenope6372 then explain how sol mains IQ is in the negatives. Checkmate.

    • @SpiritFighter900
      @SpiritFighter900 2 роки тому +66

      @@nopenope6372 gottem

  • @xxbuttonmasher69xx48
    @xxbuttonmasher69xx48 2 роки тому +181

    As a Leo player, I appreciate you giving our IQ a positive number. Very generous 😄

  • @TheL0rd0fSpace
    @TheL0rd0fSpace 2 роки тому +112

    "Let me get this straight, you think sociopaths make for the best waifus?"
    I-No mains: "I do, and I'm tired of pretending they don't."

    • @scorpio0494
      @scorpio0494 Рік тому +3

      Terumi confirms this

    • @smithbabies7886
      @smithbabies7886 4 місяці тому +3

      Hot russian women are better than bdsm rock witches in my opinion, but you do you

  • @GiantRobotUppercut
    @GiantRobotUppercut 3 роки тому +3301

    You had the perfect chance to give Goldlewis players an IQ of 51. Shameful.

    • @magatsuvale
      @magatsuvale  3 роки тому +897

      I thought of it after the video was uploaded, real shame

    • @Radec_G
      @Radec_G 3 роки тому +212

      thats a good number
      loveeee that number

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 3 роки тому +95

      That's a real 50 IQ move

    • @dazedgreninja7743
      @dazedgreninja7743 2 роки тому +37

      Big brain idea. Do it when Jack-o comes out

    • @iwatobi0127
      @iwatobi0127 Рік тому +1

      Why tho?

  • @agentofd00m
    @agentofd00m 3 роки тому +1030

    As a Ky main, I would argue that our IQ drops to 30 once our hp hits red. Having Dragon Install available immediately fries most of our brainpower.

    • @dog_catcher3496
      @dog_catcher3496 3 роки тому +171

      If dragon install was taken out of the game my winrate would immediately skyrocket

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 2 роки тому +80

      As an Xrd Sol I concur. I earned the whole tension bar, I’m gonna spend the whole tension bar, I don’t care if DI won’t give me advantage in the situation, I don’t care that I’ve done this literally every round thus far and my opponent an read me like a pop up book, DI Grand Viper go brrrrrrrrrrr

    • @lunastie39
      @lunastie39 2 роки тому +6

      as a ky main i agree

    • @funnycoffinman9700
      @funnycoffinman9700 2 роки тому +65

      So... It's "Dragon Install: Brain Uninstall" then?

    • @tabkg5802
      @tabkg5802 2 роки тому +28

      Alas the curse of the true combo "DI into lose" lives

  • @SkullTheLegless
    @SkullTheLegless 2 роки тому +32

    Correction; Faust mains have 600 collective IQ, but the braincells are shared between each of the mains.

    • @SkullTheLegless
      @SkullTheLegless 2 роки тому +9

      The average IQ of a single faust player is sadly less than 1

  • @moriya480
    @moriya480 3 роки тому +843

    As a Ram main, it’s painfully accurate. A Ram player’s IQ triples the moment they learn they have moves other than Sword Throw

    • @guidomista5
      @guidomista5 3 роки тому +52

      Wait what?

    • @Quikanims
      @Quikanims 3 роки тому +55

      Duh, they have f.s and hs too!!

    • @timothyhall4794
      @timothyhall4794 3 роки тому +68

      If a Ram throws a sword full screen while I'm no where near a corner I immediately lose all respect and get salty when I inevitably get clipped by said random sword.

    • @moriya480
      @moriya480 3 роки тому +7

      @@Quikanims come on, we also have 2H into sword hit confirm!
      i miss gatlings sometimes

    • @GrayscAle-jn9zs
      @GrayscAle-jn9zs 3 роки тому +26

      Ram has moves other than sword throw? Are you sure you're playing Strive...?

  • @lautaro9935
    @lautaro9935 3 роки тому +2393

    Actually true iq of Faust mains is “?”, because most of the times, you are doing random shit around the screen
    I know it, as a Faust main.

    • @BRUHH-fe7wi
      @BRUHH-fe7wi 3 роки тому +383

      As a Faust main, I fully agree with this comment. When I go unga bunga mode my IQ fluctuates. Sometimes +999 IQ, sometimes -69 IQ.

    • @twoinone_
      @twoinone_ 3 роки тому +417

      Faust mains true advantage is not knowing what they're doing but they're doing it

    • @Honorhhhb
      @Honorhhhb 3 роки тому +173

      @@twoinone_ all the way, I only win when I strategically push random buttons

    • @Napstablooky
      @Napstablooky 3 роки тому +153

      Faust Main IQ is as random as the item RNG

    • @idk72.
      @idk72. 3 роки тому +199

      Faust mains are playing warioware, we have half a second to react to what we got from the item throw and do something, the thing is that we don't know what that something is and we end up doing the weirdest decisions

  • @placeholdername8680
    @placeholdername8680 2 роки тому +91

    If you were to take the numbers on screen during GoldDick's segment, you can see that the 47 IQ tied with the mention of the number 3, while also including the 1 extended finger of the alien friend, actually equals 51

  • @ZephHaathun
    @ZephHaathun 3 роки тому +50

    The - on the Sol one was a 1 standing up but Sol accidentally hit it with a fS.

  • @blazerchocobo
    @blazerchocobo 3 роки тому +690

    Chipp-eating was a good one.
    Anyway, this is accurate.

    • @blazerchocobo
      @blazerchocobo 3 роки тому +19

      Bar the breed of Millia mains who memorize one combo path and when they get read they think they got no damage and/or tools.
      Which are more than one might think.

    • @blazerchocobo
      @blazerchocobo 3 роки тому +5

      @@leithazizpagy4699 And that's the point lmao. No matter the character, there's always gonna be some scrub that wants more buffs for free wins without understanding what niche (and consequently, which gameplan it follows) their character fills.

  • @gaiden_tai
    @gaiden_tai 3 роки тому +1032

    "Y'all persistent, if not loyal"
    Me, who never played a GG game other than Strive and still mains Faust: I guess I'm just 60 IQ then

    • @CenKyne
      @CenKyne 3 роки тому +52

      You should check out Faust from previous games. I'm missing that Faust :p

    • @Raxyz_0
      @Raxyz_0 3 роки тому +100

      The best kind of Faust player, you play for what he is instead of what he should be. Those have at least double that IQ, lol.

    • @Pikana
      @Pikana 3 роки тому +9

      Oh, come another Guilty Gear or two in the future and that description will be accurate.

    • @GrayscAle-jn9zs
      @GrayscAle-jn9zs 3 роки тому +40

      @@CenKyne he misses the prostate exam. Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'im.

    • @najeebrazuck2912
      @najeebrazuck2912 3 роки тому +25

      Faust was top tier character in any GG games except Strive

  • @justv7536
    @justv7536 Рік тому +10

    How can you predict what I'm going to do if I have no clue what the fuck I'm doing?
    - Me, a Faust main

    • @B4dr4bbit
      @B4dr4bbit Рік тому +2

      I like your funny words doctor man, in shall join the bag head club

    • @justv7536
      @justv7536 Рік тому +3

      @@B4dr4bbit Welcome, here's your free comically large scalpel and a banana peel to boot, as well as a tiny bag head fella

  • @Acidrain-yc9qr
    @Acidrain-yc9qr 2 роки тому +26

    As a Faust main.. I sometimes have -179 IQ then hit some godlike combo by complete accident and it goes up to 99 for like 2 seconds

  • @jaksida300
    @jaksida300 3 роки тому +4863

    Normal people: “Let me get this straight, you think winning with three consecutive command grabs is ideal gameplay?”
    Grappler mains: “I do and I’m tired of pretending it’s not”

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 3 роки тому +198

      KOF grappler mains: “hey, as long as it works”

    • @Kross1995
      @Kross1995 3 роки тому +211

      Grappler mains: “How about another command grab?”

    • @SolManDude
      @SolManDude 3 роки тому +80

      i mean it takes a real idiot to get command grabbed three times in a row.

    • @duckfacefunni9074
      @duckfacefunni9074 3 роки тому +206

      grappler mains dont think when playing we listen to our heart and our heart tells us "do the command grab"

    • @pr0l0gue
      @pr0l0gue 3 роки тому +103

      Grappler: I'm going to make playing this game extremely unpleasant for both of us, but I'll enjoy it

  • @SydneySutterKolinkBattler
    @SydneySutterKolinkBattler 3 роки тому +81

    Giovanna - "the hornier the stupider"
    We know but HEY!

    • @deadinside9565
      @deadinside9565 2 роки тому +5

      Imagine playing a character because they make your bits tingle.
      Child labor laws were a mistake.

    • @JoshLeitzel
      @JoshLeitzel 2 роки тому +15

      @@deadinside9565 all GG characters make my bits tingle

    • @lubedupducks2854
      @lubedupducks2854 Рік тому

      I just play her because I like her moves..

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 Рік тому +7

      ​@@deadinside9565literally everyone in this game makes my bits tingle, GG characters are unreasonably attractive

  • @lowieawa7379
    @lowieawa7379 2 роки тому +47

    I love how the joke about strive players' low intelligence is never toxic

  • @matthewcolter
    @matthewcolter 3 роки тому +26

    I play Zato and Potemkin, so do the 200 IQ and 0 IQ for each balance out to make me a perfectly average 100?
    These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

  • @meatbeaticus6849
    @meatbeaticus6849 3 роки тому +327

    I picked up Strive *because* of Nago. Buddy told me about it and I love his design and he's super fun to play. I tried every other character as an alt but kept going back to Nago.

    • @Radec_G
      @Radec_G 3 роки тому +17

      same here, i cannot live without spin go brrrrrr

    • @Xipheria
      @Xipheria 3 роки тому +15

      yep, i played him on the 1st open beta this year and he is so good.
      tall, BIG AND HUGE ASS SWORD? he got me right away, now i just need to get the full game 🥴

    • @Puffufuf
      @Puffufuf 3 роки тому +39

      For real. People thought he was bad at first, while I was just sitting there like "nah bruh you just did 20 specials in a row and wondered why you now have super cancer"

    • @MagicManCM
      @MagicManCM 3 роки тому +4

      Same ngl. I was already looking to see whether it'd be my cup of tea since I'm usually trying out whatevrr with a friend that plays tons of fighters and I just gravitated to Nago so much. Once I saw him in action I just had to pick up the game.

    • @keltzar1
      @keltzar1 3 роки тому +8

      I wanted to play Nago at first but was intimidated by his mechanics. Went with Faust 'cause I thought he was really cool, stopped 'cause he's got those weaknesses, went with Anji and stopped for similar reasons, and wound up back at Nago but feeling more confident with the game's mechanics.

  • @SarcasticWanderer
    @SarcasticWanderer 3 роки тому +58

    I never noticed how much it looks like May has a beer gut till this thumbnail.

    • @Jake-yz3qv
      @Jake-yz3qv 3 роки тому +23

      Its so she can tell Johnny she's pregant

    • @SarcasticWanderer
      @SarcasticWanderer 3 роки тому +2

      😆

    • @lpnvgaming5236
      @lpnvgaming5236 3 місяці тому +2

      May and the people who play her (me) must constantly be drunk if they think the 8th dolphin in a row will work

  • @zanwrightmfwr756
    @zanwrightmfwr756 2 роки тому +21

    Me who plays Faust persistently: Damn straight

  • @overlordvera4014
    @overlordvera4014 2 роки тому +61

    Me learning potemkin at first: "ok so most his moves hit hard in exchange for being slow. Alright. Maybe some short combos will work while using his long reach"
    Me now after a few hours of practice: "pot grab. Grab good."

  • @ltlu2875
    @ltlu2875 3 роки тому +212

    As a millia main I approve on behalf of all of us lord knight stans

    • @Furekami.
      @Furekami. 3 роки тому +16

      Lk is the GOAT

    • @GypsyDanger2000
      @GypsyDanger2000 3 роки тому +14

      Lk is indeed the fucking GOAT

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 3 роки тому +11

      I'm a sol main but yeah lk is cool

    • @smallestlord8293
      @smallestlord8293 2 роки тому +11

      Good to see all the millia mains in this reply, except that sol guy.

    • @Kevopat
      @Kevopat 2 роки тому +3

      LKGod

  • @Rickydu971
    @Rickydu971 3 роки тому +117

    As an anji main, yes.
    But having a lower IQ than Leo players kinda hurts lmao

    • @MilkShotaSasuke
      @MilkShotaSasuke 3 роки тому +16

      as a leo starter player, i do not agree that anji is that low. but really potemkin needs to be just as low as sol. as they are just sol players but with better taste

    • @GrayscAle-jn9zs
      @GrayscAle-jn9zs 3 роки тому +19

      Unga gorilla may HAVE those IQ but it doesn't mean they ever use it in matches

  • @orio_edible
    @orio_edible 2 роки тому +28

    As a May main...
    You give us too much credit lol

  • @oliviawallace3636
    @oliviawallace3636 2 роки тому +18

    The I-no/milia take is APPAULING
    But as a gio main, can confirm

  • @squalace_
    @squalace_ 3 роки тому +68

    Missed opportunity to give Goldlewis mains 51.

  • @Setteri_
    @Setteri_ 3 роки тому +191

    Nailed it on the Nagoriyuki one.

    • @zenith1040
      @zenith1040 3 роки тому +17

      I am laughing at everybody who thinks he’s not top 5. His moves are too good that blood rage is not that much of a factor if you play your cards right

    • @solaireofbadciv914
      @solaireofbadciv914 3 роки тому +5

      @@zenith1040 Nago is strong once he gains momentum, he does well against Sol but literally explodes against Chipp/Axl/May/Zato.
      I'm not so sure people will still think he's top 5 when they realize that FD is extremely effective against his mixups. Yes he's very good, but not top 5 imo.

    • @Xeno455
      @Xeno455 3 роки тому +10

      In all seriousness. I've played since D1 and I don't understand how people didn't see how fucking busted he is.
      He covers the entire screen and if he gets in with a C.S he basically wins.

    • @Xeno455
      @Xeno455 3 роки тому +5

      @@solaireofbadciv914 .. as a Zato player ima call BS. He can hit Eddie out of literally everything but his counter from an entire screen away.
      Which you shouldnt be letting Zato in anyway.

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 3 роки тому +5

      The ONLY thing that keeps him from being at sol level is the blood rage.... which buffs your attack and super... _but no special_ and no health

  • @RushStudios101
    @RushStudios101 2 роки тому +24

    as a Chipp main, this is 1000% correct. when i'm doing offline matches and not stressed out, i can do some neat shit. when i'm online and i know my rank is on the line, i basically just fall back on 5k -> 2k -> 2d and hope my oki is good lol

  • @niblet8308
    @niblet8308 2 роки тому +8

    Anji players have an IQ of 25.
    25 as a percent is also known as a quarter.
    Henceforth: Anji players only know quarter circles

  • @EternumTagerMain
    @EternumTagerMain 3 роки тому +87

    I mean, if Potemkin lands 3 Command Grabs on you, that's on you.

    • @domc9801
      @domc9801 2 роки тому +1

      Acting like you WON’T GET COMMAND GRABBED!!!!!!!

    • @EternumTagerMain
      @EternumTagerMain 2 роки тому +3

      @@domc9801 I have a Tager profile pic.
      I know the art of the grab more than most my friend.

    • @Keanotix
      @Keanotix Рік тому

      @@EternumTagerMain Out of curiosity, can Tager kara his command grab?

    • @EternumTagerMain
      @EternumTagerMain Рік тому

      @@Keanotix I don't think so

  • @iceruz1914
    @iceruz1914 3 роки тому +65

    As an axl/pot main my Iq averages out to 25 which makes me an incredibly smart pot player but an incredibly stupid axl player which I think is accurate

  • @BargainBinBadGuy
    @BargainBinBadGuy Рік тому +7

    I play Potemkin and Faust and took an actual IQ test. came out as 130 so I guess glue and loyalty make me marginally above average

    • @Jason_Ultimate
      @Jason_Ultimate Рік тому +4

      Damn, never thought I'd see another Potemkin Faust co-main.

  • @arxeha
    @arxeha 2 роки тому +5

    as ramlethal player, i have tendencies to throw my stuff at random people IRL then run up to them to grab it back

  • @zmx132457
    @zmx132457 3 роки тому +23

    0:15 that sounds something like someone who got pot busted 3 times in a row would say

  • @Terrabreak133
    @Terrabreak133 3 роки тому +78

    *Chipp 150 IQ* "Might be a Chipp main but it too early to tell"
    *Potemkin 0 IQ* " Oh ye, Chipp main"

    • @GrayscAle-jn9zs
      @GrayscAle-jn9zs 3 роки тому +19

      This gets even funnier considering the Chipp v Potemkin matchup, on the one hand, how can you ever get hit as the Chipp player. On the other hand, if you do, painful, agonizing 55% of ur HP Potemkinnnnn Busssaaaah

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 2 роки тому +10

      @@GrayscAle-jn9zs "I only have to hit you once DesNerd!"
      Potemkin probably

    • @LadislausKallig
      @LadislausKallig Рік тому

      No, it's the average then

  • @RuckusHuckusYT
    @RuckusHuckusYT 2 роки тому +8

    As a fellow Potemkin main,
    [finishes Gilk drink] yes 3 busters is the goal, but 3 HPB is peak monke mode

  • @mubarizminhas4688
    @mubarizminhas4688 Рік тому +2

    'the hornier the stupider' but have you heard of post nut clarity iq level rises to 600

  • @matshbocks
    @matshbocks 3 роки тому +71

    Ram isn't running to pick up the swords. She's running to pick up you.

  • @zefraath5102
    @zefraath5102 3 роки тому +70

    Kinda saddened about how you didn't make a joke about the Faust mains being just one hive mind

  • @mustardmission6081
    @mustardmission6081 2 роки тому +7

    The 30 iq in ungamentals really spoke to me as a Leo main

  • @erizoh
    @erizoh 2 роки тому +8

    Gotta recognize, maining laust is all about loyalty to your character tbh

  • @goblinsinc.8274
    @goblinsinc.8274 3 роки тому +98

    Me seeing this as a Zato Main "WOOOO BABYYY"

    • @GrayscAle-jn9zs
      @GrayscAle-jn9zs 3 роки тому +1

      Uh oh he's smart

    • @koncentra5767
      @koncentra5767 2 роки тому +3

      zato is cool as fuck i can never complain when im fighting one even if it feels bs because i know how complicated and technical that character is

    • @normlord6357
      @normlord6357 2 роки тому +11

      there may not be alot of us but at least each of us counts as 2

    • @pilotomarcos610
      @pilotomarcos610 2 роки тому

      I played a shit ton of heritage of the future so i becamed zato main in the beta
      I dont have heritage for the future

  • @joeyharry3043
    @joeyharry3043 3 роки тому +77

    When I saw I-NO, I said “fuck” since I main her. Then I saw Millia and I got happy since she’s my secondary and tbh I’m having more fun with her than I-NO.

    • @hiiambarney4489
      @hiiambarney4489 3 роки тому +20

      And I clapped my hand square in my face when I read this as you actually gave a damn about some unwashed shitposters opinion on the internet :D

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 3 роки тому +1

      @@hiiambarney4489 lmao

    • @nagotron
      @nagotron 3 роки тому +1

      @@hiiambarney4489 The videos is pretty accurate tho :^)

  • @ChoomOfDoom
    @ChoomOfDoom 2 роки тому +5

    All I'm getting from this is that aside from one character, you can get a lobotomy and still play this game

  • @yannicreicher6811
    @yannicreicher6811 2 роки тому +2

    I have literally never played Guilty Gear before, but apparently I've listened to Smell of the Game and Armor Clad Faith enough to start getting GG meme recommendations

  • @nickromano3087
    @nickromano3087 3 роки тому +313

    In defense of Anji mains, fujin is like the only move arcsys let him have back. Like I dropped the whole ass game when I realized they took his entire kit out of the game.

    • @_GuiltyGhost
      @_GuiltyGhost 3 роки тому +37

      Not to mention, his frame data is not really that good

    • @slurpfung906
      @slurpfung906 3 роки тому +3

      Guard point moves? never heard of such a concept-Daisuke

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 роки тому +32

      wow so you dropped the game just cause 1 character you liked wasnt what you expected in a NEW GAME, just wow man

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 роки тому +6

      @Cristo Alba me personally, i like games like rev 2, there is so much shit you can do, just an endless mix were you either dont let the opponnent play the game, or you dont get to play the game, its frustrating at times but man, the best fighting games i played were just like that! i like strive, but it needs a little more spice, cause it can actually get boring sometimes cause it feels you are doing the same shit all the time and most players play their characters in a very similar way... too bad fg are just getting to "casual" these days

    • @tryinoproductions5374
      @tryinoproductions5374 3 роки тому +29

      @@butteredtoast3032 When you consider that a lot of the cast's move lists have been neutered, it's understandable why he left. I still play the game, but it gets boring and frustrating being limited to just 4 good moves out of 10 of them.

  • @NeroKaligula
    @NeroKaligula 3 роки тому +23

    least salty guilty gear player

  • @bossanova74
    @bossanova74 Рік тому +2

    as someone who has never played a single guilty gear game, this feels like a personal attack

  • @TheBossManBoss319
    @TheBossManBoss319 2 роки тому +5

    As an axl main I’d like to point out we all collectively share one brain cell and we trade it off everyday.

  • @krown_of_G
    @krown_of_G 3 роки тому +30

    I would like to thank you king sir for describing me and my brothers perfectly,
    The online name i picked was "faust's husband".

  • @Gimmick_
    @Gimmick_ 3 роки тому +16

    my last two brain cells arguing if we should do the overhead on Fuujin for the 8th time in a row

  • @leandrusi4533
    @leandrusi4533 Рік тому +5

    0:21 whats with May's belly tho???

  • @babadook1283
    @babadook1283 2 роки тому +3

    "Ungamentals are stronger than words" had me freaking crying dude.

  • @vigorouslethargy
    @vigorouslethargy 3 роки тому +18

    As a Millia main, I appreciate the facts you've provided here.

  • @ezlomacks6533
    @ezlomacks6533 3 роки тому +8

    This is why us axl mains aren't at the top yet, we've yet to determine who gets the braincell

    • @fireblaze7240
      @fireblaze7240 2 роки тому +1

      Mom said its my turn on the braincell

  • @welcometoseveneleven801
    @welcometoseveneleven801 2 роки тому +6

    As a main Giovanna and ramlethal I can confirm. Actually is scary how accurate this is

    • @erizoh
      @erizoh 2 роки тому +4

      Of course you main Gio and Ram. Lemme guess, you bought both Jack-O and Baiken

    • @welcometoseveneleven801
      @welcometoseveneleven801 2 роки тому +1

      @@erizoh no, cause I'm poor :"

  • @backgotpains
    @backgotpains 2 роки тому +3

    “Ungamentals speak louder than words”
    I found this unbelievably hilarious

  • @mse-678
    @mse-678 3 роки тому +14

    as a chipp main, i am offended but also flattered

  • @mak450
    @mak450 3 роки тому +6

    "ungamentals"
    ...STOLEN

  • @NuclearTaco-oz4mi
    @NuclearTaco-oz4mi 2 роки тому +5

    As a potemkin main, this is factual as we are heart based players not mind based.

  • @remymabboux6480
    @remymabboux6480 2 роки тому +2

    Landing 3 command grabs as pot isn't a definition of peak, it is the peak

  • @James-oj6ru
    @James-oj6ru 3 роки тому +12

    As a Axl main, never before we are so offended by something we fully agree with

  • @MundoSD
    @MundoSD 3 роки тому +11

    I feel torn about Nago. I used him in the beta and have gone on to main him in the full release, but I was going to do so regardless of his actual tier lol

    • @tristanbryan3067
      @tristanbryan3067 2 роки тому +2

      I used him in the beta then used Zato for like 2 or 3 weeks then realized I like having health so I went back to nago

  • @asheremile5364
    @asheremile5364 8 місяців тому +1

    I might feel bad for making half the cast not be able to read but boy do I love dolphins

  • @ichi_san
    @ichi_san 2 роки тому +4

    "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" THIS LINE IS SO RAW LOVE IT
    Grear video

  • @mooglemog4726
    @mooglemog4726 3 роки тому +5

    Some of the most insightful analysis I have ever seen

  • @craftedteens
    @craftedteens 2 роки тому +4

    As one of the 3 Goldlewis mains, my IQ is exactly the same as this behemoth typhoon

  • @steeledminer616
    @steeledminer616 3 роки тому +2

    "Resident paint-eating, glue-sniffing, chipp-snacking gramppler. Landing 3 command grabs is their definition of peak"
    Do you understand you just insulted my entire people?
    ...but you're right. Blue tastes the best.

  • @k.m.k.2976
    @k.m.k.2976 Рік тому +3

    As a Potemkin main i chuckle at how accurate it is.

  • @GrapeNati0n
    @GrapeNati0n 3 роки тому +3

    I expected something about how Zatos dont exist but clearly this man had something foul done to him by one.

  • @noahboddie3482
    @noahboddie3482 3 роки тому +6

    As a Zato main I approve of this video 5Head

  • @MrRyu45
    @MrRyu45 3 роки тому +1

    You just don't know the refined flavor of aged paint.

  • @Sephirothmassume
    @Sephirothmassume 2 роки тому

    Ok that Faust description is where I draw the line

  • @dqlemon6775
    @dqlemon6775 2 роки тому +3

    As a Nagoriyuki main I thought I was gonna get more shade, but nah I'm laughing

  • @NobleWish
    @NobleWish 3 роки тому +13

    Haven't played GGST often, but when I first got it, Nago clicked with me instantly so I guess I have 150 IQ

  • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
    @muckyesyesindisguise3854 2 роки тому

    Got a Guilty Gear ad.

  • @captainphoton1693
    @captainphoton1693 3 місяці тому +1

    Part of the 0% so high you need decimals to even see how bro and I are peak. Glue eater gang rise up.

  • @fluorideinthechat7606
    @fluorideinthechat7606 2 роки тому +6

    I bought this game and played it with a friend. We both never played a Guilty Gear game before, closest thing to a fighting game we played was Super Smash Bros. So we decided to pick random characters, and I chose Nagoriyuki because vampire samurai sounded cool.
    After beating my friend with seven normal hits I swore I’m totally playing this guy competitively.

  • @crashhappy7296
    @crashhappy7296 3 роки тому +4

    As a sol main, yes. I make him low tier.

  • @SatisfactoryBro
    @SatisfactoryBro 3 роки тому

    Faust 60 iq until you get hit w the scarecrow sauce

  • @randomboy2004
    @randomboy2004 Рік тому +1

    Chaos: stupid...but atleast they know how to use gun

  • @a3giswav391
    @a3giswav391 3 роки тому +3

    For gio mains, the hornier they are the stronger they become.

    • @enzoponce1881
      @enzoponce1881 3 роки тому

      Sometimes they can mix up so hard you won't be able to difference between left and right for about a week

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 Рік тому

      Are Gio mains obnoxiously horny or something? I'm still pretty new to GG (strive is my first and I only got it a couple of weeks ago) and immediately gravitated to Giovanna because her moveset was really straightforward and I liked the doggo stand...

  • @ElpheltStan
    @ElpheltStan 3 роки тому +3

    Nah man, us sol players work hard

    • @leafmotifs681
      @leafmotifs681 3 роки тому

      It didn’t say you weren’t trying

  • @dsg2v
    @dsg2v 3 роки тому +1

    Was confused for a minute there cause I couldn't figure out why may looked pregnant until I realized it's just the wind blowing up the shirt

  • @sleepingthroughdays
    @sleepingthroughdays 3 місяці тому +1

    We need an updated version