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  • A bachelorette (Scarlett Johansson) and some eligible bachelors (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat, Kyle Mooney) participate in a dating show created by the algorithm that makes Hallmark holiday movies.
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  • @emilys.1385
    @emilys.1385 4 роки тому +14742

    The true mystery of Christmas is how the girl in every hallmark movie manages to fit seven different coats into the one carry on we see her leave the airport with.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 4 роки тому +634

      And pumps that match each one but are somehow more rugged and suited to walking icy sidewalks than boots.

    • @sarahparis8691
      @sarahparis8691 4 роки тому +244

      And so, so many pantsuits.

    • @JohnRochaSays
      @JohnRochaSays 4 роки тому +179

      This is the greatest comment I have ever read about these movies.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 роки тому +72

      She stops by all the Goodwill shops in town.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +234

      Every Hallmark Heroine gets issued a hypergeometric carry-on. Much like a TARDIS, it’s bigger on the inside. Santa uses the same technology to pack his sleigh.

  • @savannahcotton8414
    @savannahcotton8414 4 роки тому +3884

    "A single dry kiss".
    The ending of every Hallmark movie.

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 4 роки тому +92

      You forgot the marriage after a month at the end!

    • @catherineleary9831
      @catherineleary9831 4 роки тому +57

      @@MsTimelady71 Yes! And then she's blissfully knocked up by the next Christmas 🎄

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 4 роки тому +47

      @@catherineleary9831 They also forgot the gay best friend who never gets his own love story.

    • @mchamber366
      @mchamber366 2 роки тому

      @@MsTimelady71 yeah Netflix just fixed that this year with single all the way now they have to feel bad about being single too lol

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 2 роки тому

      Keepin it G-rated!

  • @saras7784
    @saras7784 4 роки тому +8913

    “Christmas is canceled and the killer goes free” the chaotic energy in this sketch is REAL

    • @dalyand5944
      @dalyand5944 4 роки тому +30

      Sara S this comment made me laugh so hard.

    • @kgs42
      @kgs42 4 роки тому +31

      Yes .... good sketch. It looks like SNL is improving.

    • @moonbeam4016
      @moonbeam4016 4 роки тому +52

      Sara S don’t forget the reminder to stay straight. pure chaos

    • @21700r
      @21700r 4 роки тому +16

      I was so damn confused, and I loved it

    • @priscilaassis5704
      @priscilaassis5704 4 роки тому +29

      It’s the kind of confusion you can only get by a low budget movie thrown together in two weeks

  • @annieapple8974
    @annieapple8974 3 роки тому +1126

    “He answers work calls which makes him the villain”
    I can’t it’s too accurate-

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Рік тому +10

      No, he answered them on _Christmas_ specifically. Therefore, he's Satan.

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 Рік тому +3

      "I want him to pay for our vacations, but you know, not let that need get in the way..."

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @ajm8888
    @ajm8888 4 роки тому +7353

    “I live in stock footage New York with the Twin Towers.”

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому +63

      So, from 1971 to September 10th 2001?

    • @ajm8888
      @ajm8888 4 роки тому +117

      Canais Young Probably Late 1990s to 2000 for the stock footage.
      Filmed in Canada.

    • @o-_-ojb
      @o-_-ojb 4 роки тому +8

      I noticed my reaction. A little cringe. Not bashing the skit, if I was I’d also call out “Stay straight out there”, but too soon? Do I need to find my peace and let it go?

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, I hard her say that. So why do I need to read it?

    • @johnnyboy2364
      @johnnyboy2364 4 роки тому +30

      That was a good line and the audience totally ignored it

  • @kaylasheppard7746
    @kaylasheppard7746 4 роки тому +3973

    This was perfect, except her "dream" job needed to be either a bakery owner, a florist, or a bookshop owner

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue 4 роки тому +179

      Dollhouse wallpaper designer or dog wedding planner.

    • @kaylasheppard7746
      @kaylasheppard7746 4 роки тому +18

      @@AnitaClue 😂😂🤣

    • @angeltheone350
      @angeltheone350 4 роки тому +204

      A bookshop owner who is fighting to keep the bookshop her grandmother left her, open. While at the same time raising her niece left to her because her sister died when she exploded.

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue 4 роки тому +74

      @@angeltheone350 and the homeless kittens they saved from the fighting pits.

    • @kaylasheppard7746
      @kaylasheppard7746 4 роки тому +8

      @@angeltheone350 yess!!

  • @saintazepam
    @saintazepam 4 роки тому +6991

    The one black person in town is too accurate. "Leave me alone, I don't have a backstory"

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 роки тому +20

      Hahahahahaha Haaaaaaaaaa 😂

    • @edwardwood6532
      @edwardwood6532 4 роки тому +98

      I was expecting the black friend to be more of a corporate board member from the Business Factory.

    • @Cactuscupholder
      @Cactuscupholder 4 роки тому +14

      Why is everyone surprised when there are fewer black people than white people in fucking Europe?

    • @Yolie-jk7ng
      @Yolie-jk7ng 4 роки тому +172

      @@Cactuscupholder Because Hallmark movies are set in US cities where there are plenty of Black Americans.

    • @Cactuscupholder
      @Cactuscupholder 4 роки тому +21

      @@Yolie-jk7ng Actually I think you'll find the movie they were parodying was supposedly set in 'Europe'. It's called 'Caucasia', love.

  • @HunterLivingston
    @HunterLivingston 4 роки тому +4920

    they forgot another contestant - single dad who's the ceo of a large company

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs 4 роки тому +57

      I love that movie!!

    • @jaycue7641
      @jaycue7641 4 роки тому +251

      And don't forget the guy that runs an alternative school for less fortunate inner city kids. He's got a great rapport with all the kids especially his one son who is really good with computers. He's way different than any of the men she's used to. He doesn't wear fancy suits! He only wear jeans and flannel shirts because his school is out at his family farm where the kids learn about animals! And he's not worried about money because the kid's families cant pay with any real money. Only cassarole. But it's okay because he got the farm and a large inheritance from his Dad. He had a wife who died of a very rare illness that isn't really went into much detail about.

    • @mateo7188
      @mateo7188 4 роки тому +43

      she must've EXPLODED too

    • @donnakaye2015
      @donnakaye2015 4 роки тому +47

      @@jaycue7641 You should be writing scripts for Hallmark Movies. You are spot on.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +21

      But works in a small town.

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 4 роки тому +2296

    "...for things that are actually good, like Christmas, and man."

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 4 роки тому +24

      "I'll marry Christmas!" So she's picking Santa?

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 4 роки тому +1

      "men"

    • @dulcieparker7425
      @dulcieparker7425 4 роки тому +1

      yeah, I thought I heard wrong,but, you too,so, it's official

    • @karikling1204
      @karikling1204 Рік тому

      We all know there are no men in cities.

    • @meganchambers8108
      @meganchambers8108 10 місяців тому

      Well the true reason for Christmas is husband lol

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk 4 роки тому +829

    I have never seen a single Hallmark Christmas movie, but for some reason, this sketch makes me feel like I’ve seen all of them.

    • @thegrimmretails3777
      @thegrimmretails3777 3 роки тому +23

      My husband watches them all and I can safely, you are correct. Actually, the only difference between Hallmark Christmas movies and LMN Christmas movies is the murder.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +7

      See also: the fake commercial that got cut from the season 43 James Franco episode where he plays Canadian handsome actor Chris Bearstick.

    • @propogandalf
      @propogandalf 2 роки тому +2

      @@thegrimmretails3777 Unless your husband is Drew Gooden I'm so confused by this.

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 2 роки тому +11

      You have, my friend, you have.

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 Рік тому +1

      you have... I had to watch them with a cousin once when I was 6. it was... look it made the storylines on pbs kids shows look like high art.

  • @chrisclark784
    @chrisclark784 4 роки тому +4986

    What has 16 writers, 8 actors, and one plot? 693 Hallmark movies!

  • @suspirodelmoro1430
    @suspirodelmoro1430 4 роки тому +4478

    “Prince Simon of Caucasia”

    • @jrr4475
      @jrr4475 4 роки тому +73

      I died laughing...

    • @jenniferoakes5069
      @jenniferoakes5069 4 роки тому +42

      I would've chosen the prince!

    • @telikaandfam
      @telikaandfam 4 роки тому +6

      @@jenniferoakes5069 i bet 🙄

    • @jenniferoakes5069
      @jenniferoakes5069 4 роки тому +8

      I bet as in you would've too or I bet as in because I used to be a Disney princess? Lol

    • @DatJoyBlue
      @DatJoyBlue 4 роки тому

      Im dead. Funny af.

  • @15thCrypt
    @15thCrypt 4 роки тому +3463

    I feel like we need to hear more about that killer going free

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue 4 роки тому +54

      I think it's tied into that article she's supposed to write. Somehow proving that Santa doesn't exist is key to making sure the killer will face justice. And that makes me feel bad for Nick St. Claus.

    • @nathanc6204
      @nathanc6204 4 роки тому +8

      It's probably referencing the Kentucky governor who pardoned convicted killers last week as political favors.

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue 4 роки тому +16

      @@nathanc6204 I doubt they were going for anything that deep on a Hallmark sketch.

    • @TK-ij2xi
      @TK-ij2xi 4 роки тому +12

      That's Hallmark for you, you think "oooh excitement" but then they never deliver the excitement...

    • @ciankeane6485
      @ciankeane6485 4 роки тому +5

      that old 70s movie black christmas its actually pretty chilling

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 4 роки тому +563

    Most husbands worry about getting caught watching porn. I've caught my husband watching the Hallmark channel twice this month and it's been really awkward for the both of us.

    • @lucyimhome4997
      @lucyimhome4997 4 роки тому +34

      😂

    • @lucyimhome4997
      @lucyimhome4997 4 роки тому +18

      Still as funny as it was 2 months ago

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 роки тому +12

      @Tanisha Lee Jones Because it's not even good enough for get your mind off of anything. Lol you can say every line before they do. Ha

    • @JenniferoftheSea
      @JenniferoftheSea 2 роки тому +6

      Too funny. It's also a favorite of my big, tough father in law. 😆🤦🏼‍♀️🎄

    • @gaylewieneke7084
      @gaylewieneke7084 2 роки тому +2

      Try to wean him off by showing him Lifetime Movies.

  • @a.brunnermeier5310
    @a.brunnermeier5310 4 роки тому +3858

    Lol I’m crying over how they referenced A Christmas Prince

    • @jasonbetty7095
      @jasonbetty7095 4 роки тому +138

      They referenced every Hallmark Christmas movie

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness 4 роки тому +6

      A. Brunnermeier I love all 3 films!

    • @auricacebotari3177
      @auricacebotari3177 4 роки тому +3

      @@PhoenixAngelRVS b. hhj mmmmbbxxfb
      mnbbb .
      . bvffdddzz
      ghhh

    • @okkcomputer
      @okkcomputer 4 роки тому +1

      you were not crying

    • @louises9762
      @louises9762 4 роки тому +69

      Not only a christmas prince, there's also some goofy movie where the girl falls in love with a ghost haunting a property she has to sell, around Christmas. What? No, I never watched that....

  • @Knightmessenger
    @Knightmessenger 4 роки тому +481

    My mom watches a lot of these so when I showed this to her, she said "I remember the one with the snowglobe."
    Apparently that happened in an actual hallmark movie.

    • @Knightmessenger
      @Knightmessenger 3 роки тому +2

      @Patronus88 i don't know, i never watched them.

    • @bac-up6758
      @bac-up6758 2 роки тому +6

      crap. now I have to look that up now. look, I wouldn't have come on this thread if I'd known it would involve actual work. lol XD

    • @nancydroodlez
      @nancydroodlez 2 роки тому +1

      must see TV 📺!!! ☃️❄

    • @ella17734
      @ella17734 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @joannakathleenn
    @joannakathleenn 4 роки тому +7015

    The true reason for Christmas is husband.

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 4 роки тому +164

      joannakathleenn stay straight out there

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +16

      Or cat (grumpy cat christmas special)

    • @TastySchu4
      @TastySchu4 4 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @Kobemamba2357
      @Kobemamba2357 4 роки тому +6

      Man get married

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 4 роки тому +4

      Congratulations. You successfully managed to quote a line from the clip.

  • @drmitofit2673
    @drmitofit2673 4 роки тому +642

    Hallmark movie synopsis: a young female executive is trapped in a small town during the holidays, thrown together with a local single guy, as they save a local business from corporate takeover. They grow closer until a misunderstanding tears them apart 15 minutes from the end of the movie. But due to a hidden talent and a little ingenuity, they get back together. They kiss once.....roll credits.

    • @williamkanaykin3892
      @williamkanaykin3892 4 роки тому +51

      Bruh don't spoil them

    • @ShipFantastic
      @ShipFantastic 3 роки тому +22

      That's beautiful.....😥😭

    • @kfrancis1872
      @kfrancis1872 3 роки тому +25

      I may have to book an Airbnb... My mother plays them on a loop. U just reminded me why I drink when im home lol.

    • @valeriamartin948
      @valeriamartin948 3 роки тому +8

      Yup!

    • @inga1721
      @inga1721 3 роки тому +14

      And she has perfect hair. Always.

  • @tahiriperera2139
    @tahiriperera2139 4 роки тому +4259

    So she married the one black friend then?He said his name was Christmas lol

    • @rmb6037
      @rmb6037 4 роки тому +181

      I thought that was where it was going too

    • @kathrynwolfe9020
      @kathrynwolfe9020 4 роки тому +6

      😉

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 4 роки тому +36

      @Walter K Bauer that would've been funnier than this dry sketch.

    • @CC-oo8mo
      @CC-oo8mo 4 роки тому +2

      @@SuperAdam2468 send her the link to the video

    • @arielsteinsaltz1956
      @arielsteinsaltz1956 4 роки тому +25

      That would have been a solid twist. Not very Hallmark-y though.

  • @belle6631
    @belle6631 3 роки тому +170

    ‘Christmas just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded’ ...that one hit deep, real deep. Pouring one out for all those out there with detonated moms.

  • @Raesplendent
    @Raesplendent 4 роки тому +4113

    oh no, you only have very gay friends in _Lifetime_ christmas movies, even light implication is a bit progressive for Hallmark

    • @sws212
      @sws212 4 роки тому +429

      Eh, gay people are fine for Hallmark as long as they used as gay props to give the main girl a male confidant without confusing the audience into thinking he might be a love interest.

    • @jessicad4364
      @jessicad4364 4 роки тому +181

      Beyondfate132 right and no lesbians

    • @troyevitt2437
      @troyevitt2437 4 роки тому +63

      Hallmark is "Christian Light"...all the secular shows that don't bother the extreme Bible-is-really-word-of-God types. Which is basically Lifetime-style women's movies, marathons of Little House on the Prairie and Davy and Goliath.

    • @perezsykes3803
      @perezsykes3803 4 роки тому +35

      Beyondfate132 Yea, no gay people aren’t ok with what Hallmark pulled this week.

    • @honi1bun
      @honi1bun 4 роки тому +52

      The only gay is the "love interest" . A lot of the guys who play Mr. Right are gay in real life. 😂😆 I've always loved the irony.

  • @ws8079
    @ws8079 4 роки тому +292

    Nailed it! 2 minutes in and you know every plot twist and exactly how it ends-- she leaves The Big City and the big job to marry the guy that owns the ( hardware store, tree farm or small diner)and live in the exquisitely decorated giant house he owns that he could never afford in real life!

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 роки тому +13

      Or gigantic ski lodge, where hot developer has $$$ to save lodge from evil RE people (who generally ARE evil, so...)

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 Рік тому +6

      I also love that at her job as a lawyer they don't give her time for the holidays even though every fucking law office closes during the week of christmas. How do I know this? I'm irish there are 5 lawyers on just my dad's side

  • @nikkid2105
    @nikkid2105 4 роки тому +2062

    ".... so you know, vague Europe?"

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 4 роки тому +8

      So UK

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +31

      Well, it has some history. War criminals are tried at the Vague.

    • @vanefreja86
      @vanefreja86 4 роки тому +5

      @@Chunkboi Saw what you did there :)

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 роки тому +4

      @@Chunkboi Excellent 😊

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 4 роки тому

      Another quote from the skit.

  • @abyschaaf6985
    @abyschaaf6985 4 роки тому +224

    The only thing that could have made this better is if all three boyfriends were played by the same guy

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 4 роки тому +3

      Yes.... But the effects budget probably wasn't high enough to have him stand next to himself.

    • @Miranda-vj8yy
      @Miranda-vj8yy 3 роки тому +3

      Thats literally what Netflix has done with Vanessa Hudgens Christmas movie, she plays 3 different main characters

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 3 роки тому +1

      @@Miranda-vj8yy yeah but that's the point, so they can be mistaken for each other -- as opposed to the comments reference which is that Hallmark uses the same actors over and over again in their movies. Though VH does also star in The Knight Before Christmas, so Netflix is getting there.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +1

      They'd have to pretape it.

  • @zoedujour
    @zoedujour 4 роки тому +785

    “Hallmark’s Winter Boyfriend for Holiday Christmas” 😂😂😂

    • @rainmirron
      @rainmirron 4 роки тому +7

      That's so on brand.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 роки тому +12

      He melts when spring comes.

    • @rainmirron
      @rainmirron 4 роки тому +2

      @@margaritam.9118 I'm crying! 😂 😂 😂

    • @bubujooestes1499
      @bubujooestes1499 4 роки тому

      Tired of seeing Aidy Bryant .Too much of her literally and figuratively.

    • @rainmirron
      @rainmirron 4 роки тому +1

      @@bubujooestes1499 What the hell is that's supposed to mean?

  • @indiciaobscure
    @indiciaobscure 4 роки тому +192

    I rarely laugh out loud to sketches, but 'Prince of Caucasia" had me dead.

  • @jefflong1799
    @jefflong1799 4 роки тому +502

    "Stay Straight out there.. (hallmark, yep)

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 4 роки тому +13

      Hallmark just pulled all the ads featuring lgbt couples. They're not doing an openly gay Christmas Prince movie anytime soon.

    • @jefflong1799
      @jefflong1799 4 роки тому +9

      @@jeffblack8457 I didn't think they would ever do a movie like that anyway...

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 4 роки тому +7

      @@jefflong1799 It might have been fun! Same exact story, but the journalist is Ronan Farrow (not Amber) and Prince Dick falls for him on sight... and because it's a fictional country (so its laws are flexible) producing a legitimate heir isn't important to anyone.

    • @jefflong1799
      @jefflong1799 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeffblack8457 YEP, lol. :)

    • @jefflong1799
      @jefflong1799 4 роки тому +1

      @Cathy Bradley lol. :)

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 3 роки тому +173

    Remember kids:
    “The true meaning of Christmas is husband”

  • @ReeseKlemm
    @ReeseKlemm 4 роки тому +1855

    Really coming for A Christmas Prince with this one.

    • @emmajones1120
      @emmajones1120 4 роки тому +72

      And The Princess Switch...

    • @obamna666
      @obamna666 4 роки тому +74

      And A Christmas Prince 2. And A Christmas Prince 3.

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 4 роки тому +50

      And eventually A Christmas Prince 4, and 5, and 6

    • @ameliajames1463
      @ameliajames1463 4 роки тому +36

      Prince Simon looks so much like Simon from the Christmas prince movies

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 4 роки тому +4

      Perhaps not Andrew this year?

  • @sourdrop
    @sourdrop 4 роки тому +212

    Hallmark love interests
    1.cute lumberjack-ish guy from home town who either has a small child or a dog that runs into generic girl
    2. Prince from a made-up country & that's his entire character
    3. Secret Santa/Santa's son who will become Santa when he is older & that's also his entire character.

    • @TretheZeldaFan
      @TretheZeldaFan 4 роки тому

      carpathia 011 even the prince?!

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug Рік тому

      Wow, someone should make a sketch based on what you said. Oh, wait...

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 Рік тому

      ​@@CigarDoug only thing missing was the generic cute child

  • @Sarah-sv3yu
    @Sarah-sv3yu 4 роки тому +1499

    This would have been so funny if scarlett’s fiancé was one of the contestants

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 4 роки тому +13

      real life is better than any sketch.

    • @justthecoolestdudeyo9446
      @justthecoolestdudeyo9446 4 роки тому +178

      The most obvious choice for Prince of Caucasia

    • @rachelroberts2184
      @rachelroberts2184 4 роки тому +3

      Lol 😝

    • @Htx21
      @Htx21 4 роки тому +39

      His name is colin jost. Give the man some props.

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 4 роки тому +74

      And then Che wrote all of the responses to her questions.

  • @Gumachine
    @Gumachine 3 роки тому +55

    " i have no time for a man"
    " well see about that"
    just summed up every hallmark movie

  • @aydonclikeman7258
    @aydonclikeman7258 4 роки тому +2495

    Caucasia is just the midwest

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому +71

      Well, there's also the Caucasus mountains in Russia and central Asia, but accuracy would kill the joke.

    • @snobbypolitics7792
      @snobbypolitics7792 4 роки тому +5

      LMFAO!!!

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 4 роки тому +2

      Aydon Clikeman hey, come on, we've got a lot of Hmong living here.

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 роки тому +24

      @@canaisyoung3601 Caucasus isn't Caucasia just like Atlanta isnt in the European country of Georgia.

    • @lyricsland9264
      @lyricsland9264 4 роки тому +7

      Aydon Clikeman Ammm....No we are NOT!

  • @strongpowertyty
    @strongpowertyty 4 роки тому +60

    “My ex answered emails on Christmas which made him the villain” HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Connor-ih5hl
    @Connor-ih5hl 4 роки тому +344

    This is the most accurate interpretation of hallmark I’ve ever heard/seen

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 роки тому +7

      There's another sketch they did on the season 43 episode hosted by James Franco that was a fake commercial that outlined all the Hallmark Christmas movies they're showing. Sadly, it's one of those "cut for time" sketches. Look it up. It's funny.

    • @Connor-ih5hl
      @Connor-ih5hl 4 роки тому +1

      Canais Young I’ve seen that one too! I noticed the jokes about the gazebo and the amount of movies they make along the background music were used in both sketches haha

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 4 роки тому +2

      @@canaisyoung3601 I just went back to view it. It was HILARIOUS! This one didn't make me laugh at all, but the James Franco one is so on the money!

    • @lapoguido8672
      @lapoguido8672 3 роки тому

      Please look up "That's a Christmas to me" from MBMBaM. It's a skit from a podcast.

  • @LennyCartwright
    @LennyCartwright 3 роки тому +72

    You can tell Scarlett really enjoys hosting SNL and has fun with it

    • @Juliet475
      @Juliet475 2 роки тому +2

      MRS JOST is beloved by ALL.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Рік тому

      @@Juliet475 - She didn't really change her name did she? I thought better of her.

    • @marioxzzz
      @marioxzzz Рік тому

      @@MossyMozart nope, she didn't.

  • @noellet62able
    @noellet62able 4 роки тому +288

    The wig Scarlett's wearing here is beautiful I want it

    • @aydonclikeman7258
      @aydonclikeman7258 4 роки тому +11

      2016imhere ME TOO I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE IT’S STUNNING

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 4 роки тому +4

      I love it, too... But have you ever really worn a wig? I have. It's uncomfortably hot under there even if you don't have hair of your own because of chemo, or natural balding or choosing to shave your head.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeffblack8457 Also, the wig cap=migraine.

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 4 роки тому +13

      @@Wednesdaywoe1975 Seriously! I had a gorgeous wig made before starting chemo for breast cancer (I'm using my husband's youtube btw). I wore that wig exactly 3x (at weddings) and the rest of the time it was scarves and softly lined hats bc that wig-cap was torture & I was sweating under that wig!
      Just grateful I was only bald in the fall/winter (Sept - March)... summer baldness means hats & scarves are maybe too hot, too!

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 роки тому +9

      @Jeff Black. I hope that you are doing well!

  • @Troglodyte
    @Troglodyte 4 роки тому +25

    Loved the accidental *ding, ding, ding* on "Santa's trident" and Moffat's "Wait, I wasn't supposed to be right there" eyebrow raise.

  • @lisamelroy2855
    @lisamelroy2855 4 роки тому +238

    As someone who's seen too many Hallmark Christmas movies, this was pretty good!

    • @Dogen70
      @Dogen70 4 роки тому +2

      If this is your name then yes. I believe you

    • @SchemeThatToddSetUp
      @SchemeThatToddSetUp 4 роки тому +1

      Me too! 😂 the 1 dry kiss at end is so accurate

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 4 роки тому

      @@SchemeThatToddSetUp Lol - 100%!!! 😂

  • @meganarnold8221
    @meganarnold8221 4 роки тому +40

    'I clap when he, uh, kiss?' killed me.

  • @sylvias4899
    @sylvias4899 4 роки тому +537

    All Hallmark movies have the same plot and one black person. SNL got it right.👍

    • @erickcota5367
      @erickcota5367 4 роки тому +2

      Can you be any more racist?

    • @sylvias4899
      @sylvias4899 4 роки тому +22

      @@erickcota5367 Umm... me racist! I'm just saying that SNL got it right. Hallmark movies usually feature one black person and they never are the main character. Forget that their movies never even feature Latinos(which I am.) Diversity is not one of Hallmarks strong suits.

    • @edwardwood6532
      @edwardwood6532 4 роки тому +7

      To me the problem isn't that there is or isn't a black person in one of those movies, but if you are going to do that right. Just don't drop in a black person with no backstory for reasons of quota. That almost makes it worse.....Then again does anyone have a real backstory other then Christmas in these movie? Literally random characters from failed Peter Lorre pilots have more backstory.

    • @erickcota5367
      @erickcota5367 4 роки тому +1

      Sylvia S racist much?

    • @sylvias4899
      @sylvias4899 4 роки тому +9

      @@erickcota5367 Racist against who? Enlighten me if you can do that.

  • @hankar4741
    @hankar4741 Рік тому +60

    This sounds like it was written by a bad AI script generator and I love it.

    • @fruttlicious
      @fruttlicious Рік тому

      Na I would say note on a dart board, hallmark movies have been around before ai

    • @tori9972
      @tori9972 Рік тому

      I’m not ready for this era of humanity AT ALL 😭

  • @Quartzquiz333
    @Quartzquiz333 4 роки тому +417

    I'm Buffalo, born and raised. Trust me, she's waaaaay higher than a 10 around here!

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 роки тому +33

      My ex is from Tonawanda. Scarlett is a 37 in comparison to the options out there lol.

    • @clevelandbrown5709
      @clevelandbrown5709 4 роки тому +16

      @@manuginobilisbaldspot424 She's a cheektowaga 7 million

    • @kgs42
      @kgs42 4 роки тому +13

      @@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Yes, but she's fucking Scarlett Johansen.... FFS!!

    • @Edward_John
      @Edward_John 4 роки тому +13

      Emily Cringle is an Anchor bar 10, at 4 am.

    • @Quartzquiz333
      @Quartzquiz333 4 роки тому +20

      @@Edward_John Hell, here in Buffalo Aidy Bryant is AT LEAST a 22 in broad daylight and sober! (Not insulting Aidy at all, she's a very beautiful woman!)

  • @tommyboy1090
    @tommyboy1090 4 роки тому +37

    “Christmas just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded.” I died 😂💀

  • @KeshetAylonit
    @KeshetAylonit 4 роки тому +78

    I am so glad they addressed the “Chanukah” movies.

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 4 роки тому +13

      Edited to add: Scarlett is Jewish irl, though she's had 2 Christian husbands and now is engaged to Colin Jost.
      I don't watch that Hallmark dreck, but I just read an article about the "Chanukah" movies; apparently they all feature Jewish characters who are desperate to marry out. I''ll be skipping those now (and in the future).

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 4 роки тому +20

    "Leave me alone, I don't have a backstory!"
    Too real

  • @randomx7526
    @randomx7526 4 роки тому +121

    It would have been really really great if they had Kate McKinnon as Lori loughin hosting the show

    • @aliciabuck3822
      @aliciabuck3822 4 роки тому +5

      There were actually a number of missed opportunities that would have made this skit even funnier, more relevant, and more of a jab. Thinking none of the writers actually watch Hallmark, they just asked around the week of the show and found some patterns.

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 4 роки тому +1

      @@aliciabuck3822 I agree. This sketch actually wasn't very funny to me. They just kind of stated all the vague, obvious tropes everyone already knows about Hallmark. They did much better with the James Franco Hallmark skit here ua-cam.com/video/MSzytvDsPfo/v-deo.html

    • @matzohgirl
      @matzohgirl 4 роки тому

      RandomX ha!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 4 роки тому +1

      The controversy over a commercial with a same sex kiss, just as Hallmark explored the possibility of (gulp!) Xmas movies with same sex couples in them.

    • @E9oK9kMaV
      @E9oK9kMaV 4 роки тому +1

      @@kokolatte825 I thought maybe this sketch was just made really quick because the Zola commercial thing happened on Friday didn't it?

  • @Juliet_Capulet
    @Juliet_Capulet 3 роки тому +25

    Oh my God...nailed it. The Hallmark producers actually wouldn't think this was a joke, they'd be calling their writers yelling at them to wake their asses up and start taking notes.

  • @1personiam
    @1personiam 4 роки тому +163

    Hallmark better watch their back, Netflix is coming for them

    • @CandaceYoung962
      @CandaceYoung962 4 роки тому +9

      You're not wrong. Plus, their movies are diverse and I think many people want that. Also, OWN has a slate of these Christmas movies, with Black actors, scheduled. Even in 2019, people do what Oprah wants!

    • @guccideltaco
      @guccideltaco 4 роки тому +1

      1personiam And that makes me sad, because Netflix used to have a lot of Christmas classics to look forward to; now it’s pretty much White Christmas and this pablum.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 4 роки тому

      Amazingly I have a couple of those in my watchlist

  • @rodentia1474
    @rodentia1474 4 роки тому +54

    “Christmas Fork”
    “Santas trident”
    “A dreidel”

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 роки тому +33

    O.M.G.!!!!
    That was literally EVERY Hallmark (and Netflix!) Christmas movie!!!
    The Prince of Caucasia. iDied laughing!
    "The meaning of Christmas is husband." Yep!

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 роки тому

      It's funny to watch Scarlett's mouth as she moves her lips while other people are speaking. Especially when her "father" comes in. Watch her mouth and laugh with me! 🤣😂🤣 @3:47

  • @natalieeverett2057
    @natalieeverett2057 4 роки тому +31

    "The true reason for Christmas is husband". I'm too through. That is every Hallmark holiday movie in a nutshell.

  • @gretchen9163
    @gretchen9163 4 роки тому +118

    “I’m Emily Kringle reminding you to stay straight out there”
    Me to me around my very homophobic relatives at Christmas

    • @kennybegeske8824
      @kennybegeske8824 2 роки тому +1

      Aidy Bryant is wearing Mootsies Tootsies For The First Time

    • @kennybegeske8824
      @kennybegeske8824 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@UncleMikeNJ Since When Aidy Bryant Wore Mootsies Tootsies

  • @khaleesisnow7976
    @khaleesisnow7976 4 роки тому +332

    Ok but why didn’t Colin Jost come out 😂.

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 4 роки тому +7

      Cuz then he couldn't date her any more, silly!
      --Dave, taps foot expectantly, gazes in Colin's direction

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 4 роки тому +3

      David DeLaney Well played, sir

    • @jamesc7894
      @jamesc7894 4 роки тому +3

      Hallmark doesn't do gay movies

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 4 роки тому +16

    “Santa’s Trident”, greatest idea for a B-movie ever

  • @josesiliezar1758
    @josesiliezar1758 2 роки тому +16

    "Stay straight out there"
    THE ending to every Hallmark movie...

  • @NotRedRobyn
    @NotRedRobyn 4 роки тому +31

    This was painfully real! My parents Looove the Hallmark channel and I can’t even be in the same room because it’s so ridiculous.

    • @JamieKitchens6
      @JamieKitchens6 4 роки тому

      They really nailed it lol.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 2 роки тому +1

      I was saying the lines before they said them. This one was a ski lodge w evil developer (which RE people pretty much are, lol)
      Too bad your parents have gone senile, though.

  • @micaelag487
    @micaelag487 3 роки тому +10

    “Christmas just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded.”
    Should not have made me laugh so much

  • @memelc5655
    @memelc5655 3 роки тому +20

    I Love it!! Spot on and predictable hallmark characters!! Oh don’t forget single mom who works in bakery and always has a brand new mansion and expensive car!!

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown 4 роки тому +202

    So, Prince Simon is from Utah.

    • @oboemanandy
      @oboemanandy 4 роки тому +6

      Except for the accents, it's more badly affected Spanish-Brazilian Portuguese-antidepressant-mideastern Kentucky-did you know I am more holy because I went out of country on my mission but I beat my wife who I married 2 days after I got home.

    • @dobbysboggart6883
      @dobbysboggart6883 4 роки тому

      There are plenty of latinos and some black folks in Utah. The Utah accent is nothing like British. But there are beautiful snowy mountains here, yes.

    • @theedspage
      @theedspage 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO! :)

    • @imfromdowntown
      @imfromdowntown 4 роки тому +2

      @Dobbys Boggart "Oh my heck" in a British accent would be awesome indeed.

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 4 роки тому +1

      Except that darn few people in Utah speak English with a British accent . . .

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 3 роки тому +15

    3:18 I love Alex's expression when the answer of "Santa's Trident" was ok'd after someone accidentally pushed the "correct" button #youhadonejob

  • @slodrift4251
    @slodrift4251 4 роки тому +66

    “Christmas is cancelled and the killer goes free” 😆

  • @DanElgaard9
    @DanElgaard9 4 роки тому +36

    They should do a 'Matt Schatt' sketch with Scarlett Johansson.

  • @MattPoe742
    @MattPoe742 4 роки тому +180

    Love that they added the jab at the end last minute lmao

    • @beatnickblanket
      @beatnickblanket 4 роки тому +12

      I was hoping for it and they did not disappoint.

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 4 роки тому +7

      I laughed way too hard at the jab!

    • @jeffwei
      @jeffwei 4 роки тому

      What jab

    • @beatnickblanket
      @beatnickblanket 4 роки тому +8

      @@jeffwei Hallmark caved into pressure from homophobic groups and removed an advertisement on their network featuring a lesbian couple's wedding. At the end Aidy says "Stay straight out there," a last second jab to the company for their fucked up decision.
      Since the episode aired, they reversed their decision and apologized, so good for them.

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 3 роки тому +21

    They forgot the middle aged female friend who ends up being her long lost (grand)mother.

  • @taigordon5393
    @taigordon5393 4 роки тому +107

    I wouldn’t watch a Hallmark movie, but I’d watch this

  • @falkofscrum
    @falkofscrum 4 роки тому +7

    "I live in stock footage of New York City that still has the Twin Towers in it"
    xD

  • @joshuahoward6845
    @joshuahoward6845 4 роки тому +69

    The true meaning of Christmas is husband 👻

  • @schallrd1
    @schallrd1 4 роки тому +11

    "Stay straight out there" is good theme for the Hallmark Channel.

  • @2wayalley743
    @2wayalley743 4 роки тому +48

    3:19 wrong sound lmaooo

  • @taragold6457
    @taragold6457 4 роки тому +17

    When Alex said “prince of caucasia” I lost it

  • @Dragodol
    @Dragodol 4 роки тому +303

    "Stay straight out there" haha good dig at Hallmark for their BS this week

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 4 роки тому +12

      This week? Hallmark holds the same line all the time.

    • @ayjaybay93
      @ayjaybay93 4 роки тому +4

      What was this in reference too?

    • @BrandonLandon21
      @BrandonLandon21 4 роки тому +17

      @@ayjaybay93 they pulled back a commercial showing lesbians

    • @matzohgirl
      @matzohgirl 4 роки тому +12

      Amel Jasic So sad that in this day and age when gay marriage is LEGAL Hallmark is anti LGBT!

    • @Jp-yd2ke
      @Jp-yd2ke 4 роки тому +9

      @@matzohgirl well to be honest it doesn't seem that halmark is anti lgbt, but some of their viewers are.

  • @puffinpie
    @puffinpie Рік тому +8

    A New York's 6? I bet the writer didn't know who will be playing this character.

  • @haelotny6523
    @haelotny6523 4 роки тому +17

    "Caucasia" & "stock footage of New York with the Twin Towers" reminds me of the hilariously absurd locations in Stefan videos (e.g., "located in the clogged heart of the Bronx," "located on the Upper East side of a dumpster"). Wish SNL does more wild jokes like that 😂

    • @Psycomantis1
      @Psycomantis1 4 роки тому

      "I agree" - Doorman that always high five children of divorce

  • @yodabeeshdc8275
    @yodabeeshdc8275 3 роки тому +5

    “I live in stock footage of New York City that still has the Twin Towers in it...” 🤣

  • @jordanc6081
    @jordanc6081 2 роки тому +4

    Be shocked into the Christmas spirit by the power of Aidy Bryant's red-on-red fortyish divorcé double sweaters, illuminated by the hypnotically heterosexual Thomas Kincaid background. I can practically smell the three to four cats she lets eat off her plate.

  • @mattharrelson7462
    @mattharrelson7462 4 роки тому +19

    Leave me alone. I dont have a backstory! Hahahaha too funny. And always true of Hallmark.

  • @maddieriggs9955
    @maddieriggs9955 3 роки тому +4

    “Christmas, just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded.” HAS ME DEAD SO ACCURATE

  • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
    @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 2 роки тому +3

    They forgot the ex of one of the 3 bachelors who shows up & tries to throw herself in the way. She’s rich & high maintenance & wants him to come back to run her father’s vineyard in Napa

  • @bexyPTX
    @bexyPTX 4 роки тому +7

    This is so accurate - my mom loves these movies so I've watched a couple with her and these really are the common tropes

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 4 роки тому +19

    I swear the Christmas tree farm one was actually real

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 4 роки тому +4

      Actually it was the female character that left the "big city" to run the farm after her dad/grandparents died. And I can't believe I remembered that. It also had the big city mean guy/small town hunk cliche.

  • @TheRealDanBond
    @TheRealDanBond 4 роки тому +19

    “That’s right, the true reason for Christmas is husband”

  • @DJMichael356
    @DJMichael356 2 роки тому +7

    “That’s right the true meaning for Christmas is husband”😂😂😂😂

  • @lizhoffman7536
    @lizhoffman7536 4 роки тому +12

    “She’s a New York 6 and a Buffalo 10.” 😂

    • @reckoner1913
      @reckoner1913 3 роки тому +1

      Line would work better without, well, Scarlett.

  • @waltercunningham1033
    @waltercunningham1033 2 роки тому +2

    As a man from actual small town USA. I can tell you this. We don't have idyllic neighborhoods with nice houses. We don't cozy little book stores and bakeries. We don't have a weird obsession with Christmas.
    But what we can offer you, is farmin', yee-haw, and meth... and all that comes with a whole lot of beer.

    • @waltercunningham1033
      @waltercunningham1033 2 роки тому

      Almost forgot, we also have churches, so we can pretend to have a higher moral standard while simultaneously treating everyone who doesn't think, act, or look like us like dirt.
      So I guess we're really not so different from them liberal city-slickers.

  • @keetopuffs
    @keetopuffs 4 роки тому +35

    Christmas is cancelled and the killer goes free!?! I laughed so damn hard at that

    • @chrys2486
      @chrys2486 4 роки тому +1

      Kee To 😂😂😂 that and “ever since your mother exploded..” who writes this ish?!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +2

      That’s the Hallmark Christmas Mystery movie for you...killing off the mom.

  • @h.thumbsthomas5479
    @h.thumbsthomas5479 4 роки тому +11

    I love these weird nonsensical skits! "The meaning of Christmas is husband." Lmao I love Aidy and you know Kate added that hilarious last line!

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому +3

    Haha, the "mid-west, middle-aged secretary" voice Aidy always seems to affect in her sketches cracks me up.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 4 роки тому +5

    Already lost it at " Prince Simon of Caucasia" Brilliant.

  • @rachelhamilton8669
    @rachelhamilton8669 Рік тому +6

    Christmas sketches are one of SNL’s best genres I’ve decided

  • @hannahbanana32
    @hannahbanana32 4 роки тому +1

    The level of pure Hallmark in this is incredible. It’s the epitome of Hallmark folks

  • @bunniipopp1901
    @bunniipopp1901 3 роки тому +6

    i dont think ive ever laughed as loud to a snl skit than i have to “santas trident”

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 11 місяців тому +5

    Scarlet needs to do more comedy, she’s hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @FlappyBelly
      @FlappyBelly 10 місяців тому +1

      Too pretty to be funny

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 4 роки тому +12

    Next year I guarantee Hallmark will have a Christmas movie revolving around a game/dating show

    • @angeltheone350
      @angeltheone350 4 роки тому +1

      And Santa's Trudent

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 4 роки тому

      They just did this year with Love, Take Two. It's actually stars a Black couple and the woman produces a reality show where the contestants are trying to win a fantasy wedding.

  • @user-cl6uj5bn2f
    @user-cl6uj5bn2f Рік тому +1

    "The meaning of Christmas is husband" 👏😭 very Hallmark👌

  • @xavierbeurre8064
    @xavierbeurre8064 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm a hot ghost. And yes, my thing is invisible!" 😂😂😂

  • @jgonascar
    @jgonascar 4 роки тому +6

    “Christmas hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded”

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn 4 роки тому +25

    It'd have been great if one of the bachelors was Colin Jost.

  • @jeremywhistler2850
    @jeremywhistler2850 3 роки тому +2

    This is all of the Disney Santa Claus movies cut into pieces.

  • @avarada17
    @avarada17 4 роки тому +3

    This couldn’t be any more accurate it’s almost netflix-level