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  • Jon Stewart unpacks Iran launching missiles at Israel and resident Civil War historian Donald Trump claiming to be the solution. Plus, with Trump’s criminal trial beginning, Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng, and Josh Johnson go head-to-head to decide which persecuted martyr he resembles most. #DailyShow #Iran #Trump
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  • @randykintzley5923
    @randykintzley5923 3 місяці тому +1615

    "Gettysburg. Wow." What a speech! I mean everyone is saying they've never heard anyone speak like this. It might be the best speech ever. People were crying. Big tough men with tears in their eyes. Bigly important speech, folks.

    • @jandurbin2906
      @jandurbin2906 3 місяці тому

      KILLS ME SO MANY MAGGOT ZOMBIES ARE FOLLOWING HIM!!! ESPECIALLY TOO MANY OF MY OLD RETIRED LAW ENFORCEMENT PARTNERS!!! QUITE SCARY!!!

    • @lindaduncan9197
      @lindaduncan9197 3 місяці тому +41

      Bigly?? 😂😂😂 love it❤

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 3 місяці тому +34

      “Sir...?” 😭

    • @AndyM_323YYY
      @AndyM_323YYY 3 місяці тому +38

      I know I had tears in my eye. That was the funniest thing on the internet in the last week.

    • @Helios--
      @Helios-- 3 місяці тому +34

      ikr? That "wow" at the end really sold it.

  • @dashanovala2019
    @dashanovala2019 3 місяці тому +1402

    Jon Stewart, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.

    • @dashanovala2019
      @dashanovala2019 3 місяці тому +15

      Love how this is roughly 10% of who Jon Stewart really is

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 3 місяці тому +4

      Seeing these types of comments… Is it his first night? Second? Third? No!

    • @nidodson
      @nidodson 3 місяці тому +9

      Funny how many claimed he was so horrible, that he changed, and that he would hurt ratings, hahaha.

    • @AndrewLyon23
      @AndrewLyon23 3 місяці тому +6

      John Oliver brings reality.
      Jon Stewart brings the comedy.

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 3 місяці тому +1

      He's great, but don't sleep on Zeitgeist: Requiem by Peter Joseph; it comes out soon! Trailer online now. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. kicks it off.

  • @PeepsWaxPacks
    @PeepsWaxPacks 3 місяці тому +307

    Man, the world needs Jon more than ever. Bless you, brother.

    • @Daveortiz693
      @Daveortiz693 3 місяці тому +1

      🙌

    • @jimpalmer792
      @jimpalmer792 3 місяці тому +4

      STEWART !!!!!

    • @ewink
      @ewink 3 місяці тому +10

      Man, I love Noah and all the other hosts, but Jon just brings something to this show that makes it a totally different show without him.

    • @bababasflambe1367
      @bababasflambe1367 3 місяці тому +1

      Truly God’s work

    • @jeromederosa9004
      @jeromederosa9004 3 місяці тому

      Why does marxist clown Jon Stewart feel comfortable discussing every topic with no legal education or even skill to understand a simple concept of LIBERALISM? Come talk to us at atheist republic instead of these idea scammers.

  • @BrandonHernandez-tg5ql
    @BrandonHernandez-tg5ql 3 місяці тому +190

    "Wow Me boys" - Robert E. Lee, battle of Gettysburg.

    • @kaylaperrin122
      @kaylaperrin122 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 2 місяці тому +2

      Actually it was Rob Lowe as ‘Sodapop Curtis’ in the movie The Outsiders, which was shot in Tulsa, not Gettysburg. And set in 1965, not 1863.

  • @mk1st
    @mk1st 3 місяці тому +357

    “Well Jake, he appears to be asleep”🤣😂🤣

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 3 місяці тому +3

      Dozo Don needs a new diaper and a drool bucket.

    • @cppdev2729
      @cppdev2729 3 місяці тому

      still more awake than sleepy Joe. Is this the best lot America got to choose presidents?

    • @myedits7160
      @myedits7160 3 місяці тому +2

      When a guy expects you to mansplain but you just give the facts

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 місяці тому +1304

    Jon Stewart returning to The Daily Show on Monday’s is the best thing to happen in a long time. His wit and wisdom in this forum is unsurpassed. I don’t know what the teams are. Love him❤

    • @TheBeezusjones
      @TheBeezusjones 3 місяці тому +36

      He's still got it.. SO MUCH...

    • @ubong5172
      @ubong5172 3 місяці тому +2

      unsurpassed? I'd say Dave Chapelle definitely surpasses. If Dave hosted the daily show it'd be the best show since the Chapelle show.

    • @nitajean9885
      @nitajean9885 3 місяці тому +3

      We need a Back In Black rant!

    • @mth9267
      @mth9267 3 місяці тому +3

      It is Johns show

    • @marvinlovett3613
      @marvinlovett3613 3 місяці тому +12

      Glad he's back but wished he hadn't left just when Trump started his presidency.

  • @JmanGeezy
    @JmanGeezy 3 місяці тому +117

    Someone please tell me how I survived without Jon Stewart for the last 10 years.

    • @kijiji93
      @kijiji93 3 місяці тому +10

      By the skin of our teeth

    • @mnkykungfu
      @mnkykungfu Місяць тому +1

      We didn't. We're the walking dead. We've all aged like 20 years in the past 10.

  • @SudamaniMuth
    @SudamaniMuth 3 місяці тому +104

    Every Monday I realize how much I missed him. I need Jon to maintain some kind of mental health. As long as he can make me laugh about all the chaos I feel somewhat safe. Greetings from Switzerland and many thanks to the guy who introduced me to the Daily Show many moons back.

    • @silvermainecoons3269
      @silvermainecoons3269 3 місяці тому +2

      I wish I lived in Switzerland. I’m in California and still waiting for it to drop off the mainland and become an island. A tropical Switzerland and country in its own right. Anything to get away from Trump and his party of goons. 😂

    • @smallgoon
      @smallgoon 3 місяці тому

      ​@@silvermainecoons3269you're a Californian cat woman with mental health issues you don't say 😂😂😂

  • @ameyagokhale5123
    @ameyagokhale5123 3 місяці тому +540

    "Gettysburg wow..." Such eloquence.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 3 місяці тому +30

      I know we're not supposed to use a word that starts with the letter "R", rhymes regarded, and refers to someone who is mentally impaired anymore, but Donald Trump is so that word. And the people who are still supporting him - I just don't know. This could all be part of the opening scenes from the movie _Idiocracy_ "Welcome to Costco. I love you."

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 3 місяці тому +13

      @@DennisMoore664 it's almost like a line you hear Owen Wilson say in comedy where he's pretending to be a History professor

    • @magicmarker7047
      @magicmarker7047 3 місяці тому +10

      I wonder how many times he practiced that in front of the mirror?

    • @richardrobbins387
      @richardrobbins387 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@ameyagokhale5123
      So Hansel 🔥

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 3 місяці тому +13

      Lincoln wept.

  • @toritori5835
    @toritori5835 3 місяці тому +275

    Just have to say, “So glad you added Josh Johnson as a correspondent!” Well deserved. ☺️

    • @notorioustori
      @notorioustori 3 місяці тому +13

      I, too, am a Tori who is here for Josh Johnson! 😊

  • @Missreepee
    @Missreepee 3 місяці тому +63

    "Did you have a nice sandwich?!" "Run!" 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ 😂😂

  • @antique7391
    @antique7391 3 місяці тому +94

    President Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial Site at Pearl Harbor Hawaii a few years ago. Turns to a Navy Officer and says, “so, what was this all about?” True story..

    • @DixonCider117
      @DixonCider117 3 місяці тому +2

      As a sailor Trump was better for us than biran

    • @adamsinclair007
      @adamsinclair007 3 місяці тому +18

      @@DixonCider117no, he wasn’t and he most certainly isn’t now.

    • @nancyx6390
      @nancyx6390 3 місяці тому +1

      🤦

    • @nancyx6390
      @nancyx6390 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@DixonCider117 Than biran????? I guess this explains why you think that 😅

    • @Brandon-th4xx
      @Brandon-th4xx 3 місяці тому

      Did he also say if you didn't vote for him, that you weren't black or able to find how way back to the plane without getting lost ?

  • @dreamlinervirus
    @dreamlinervirus 3 місяці тому +292

    The ending… “if the glove don’t fit” i was dying 😂
    Great to see josh on the daily show again

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton 3 місяці тому +1580

    Thank goodness we had George Washington to go from Valley Forge to Gettysburg to secure the airports from the British and save the union!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 3 місяці тому +40

      😂😂😂

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 3 місяці тому +89

      And It really wasn't his fault he was in the bathroom when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.

    • @blakesleyk.7166
      @blakesleyk.7166 3 місяці тому +13

      Yep. And then there was that precious moment.

    • @tripsaplenty1227
      @tripsaplenty1227 3 місяці тому

      @@glenchapman3899
      When the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 3 місяці тому +21

      It would be nice and helpful to mankind if we can examine the MEGA brain 🧠, are they all hallow?

  • @duleewopper
    @duleewopper 3 місяці тому +56

    Stewart was sorely missed and he had the right time to come back!

  • @Ottole
    @Ottole 3 місяці тому +19

    "Imagine committing so many crimes, you get bored at your own trial" 😭🤣

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk 3 місяці тому +534

    “Robert E Lee, wow! Running up that hill. Running up that road. Beautiful.”

    • @zonQe
      @zonQe 3 місяці тому +46

      Very fighting! Cannons so much, horses so big! Wow!

    • @furiousapplesack
      @furiousapplesack 3 місяці тому +21

      Me-boys!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 3 місяці тому +49

      Sounds like that Kate Bush song.

    • @jamesedwardsiii8532
      @jamesedwardsiii8532 3 місяці тому +9

      He should have just watched the movie...
      ...if he could have stayed awake long enough to finish it

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 3 місяці тому

      ​@@notsure1969running up that building?
      I love music well before being born in the 90s, but I prefer 60s and 70s.
      Not a fan of hers, but I really like the placebo cover from 20 something years ago.

  • @ndomingo2906
    @ndomingo2906 3 місяці тому +1666

    Trump’s remarks on Gettysburg is the stuff for History Hall of Shame!

    • @WolfsToob
      @WolfsToob 3 місяці тому +82

      He’s like a 2 year old trying to make up a bedtime story on the fly 🤣

    • @oscarwarren469
      @oscarwarren469 3 місяці тому +18

      Desantis would like it...

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 3 місяці тому +31

      Or the "how it happened" scenes from the sequel to _Idiocracy_

    • @royg2840
      @royg2840 3 місяці тому +31

      trump knows they were trying to protect the airports 😊😊

    • @ownplz5632
      @ownplz5632 3 місяці тому +24

      It was a great hall. Probably the best. Alot of people are saying it was actually the wall of shame. A great big beautiful wall. And the big burly bikers came up to me with tears in his eyes and said what a wonderful wall.

  • @Oneworld-xd5hg
    @Oneworld-xd5hg 3 місяці тому +7

    I CONTINUE TO BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ever though i can't always tune in.

  • @alexsherman2346
    @alexsherman2346 3 місяці тому +68

    I loved the funneling money from HealthCare and education line.

  • @michaeljones9674
    @michaeljones9674 3 місяці тому +1577

    He should get all black jury since he did more for them since Lincoln 😅😅😅

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 3 місяці тому +1006

    actually….the USA has ENOUGH to pay for BOTH healthcare and a high tech defense.
    it’s just that the upper 5% gets away with NOT paying their fair share.

    • @TheBeezusjones
      @TheBeezusjones 3 місяці тому +73

      Exactlyyyyy... we don't even have to CHANGE the tax laws - we just need to ENFORCE THE EXISTING ONES!!! LOL

    • @arabwaluigi5248
      @arabwaluigi5248 3 місяці тому +39

      But we should cut defense spending

    • @HasnaaAlaa
      @HasnaaAlaa 3 місяці тому +35

      "Defense"

    • @Sephiroso.
      @Sephiroso. 3 місяці тому +42

      @@TheBeezusjones You don't know the tax laws if you think they don't need changing. There are loop holes galore that the rich take advantage of and those loop holes aren't closed so they continue taking advantage of them hence why they don't "pay their fair share".

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 3 місяці тому +36

      Let's remember that the domestic budget for social services gets cut because that's welfare, while military contracts that fund a very few companies controlled by wealthy companies is patriotism. They'll talk about the jobs in the communities where these companies and the domestic military bases are, but they actually only employ a relatively small amount of workers. And when the military is done with soldiers they renege on their promises of medical care, rehabilitation, retraining etc. Tories love a large supply of cheap disposable labour.

  • @clearthesmoke999
    @clearthesmoke999 3 місяці тому +10

    It's a testament to the show that it gets so much flak in the comments section, I'm so glad to see Jon back with this incredible crew

  • @mirrorebutuoykcuf
    @mirrorebutuoykcuf 3 місяці тому +7

    I never realized how much Robert E. Lee sounded like Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants...

  • @Zzyzzyzzs
    @Zzyzzyzzs 3 місяці тому +598

    "Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg, what an unbelievable, I mean, it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and so horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways, it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow...I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania deluctant (?) and uh...To watch the statement of Robert E. Lee who is no longer in favour, did you ever notice that? No longer in favour...'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill'; they were fighting uphill, he said 'Wow, that was a big mistake', he lost his great general and, uh, they were fightin- 'Never fight uphill, me boys!'"
    In breaking news, the Library of Congress has sought to preserve the text of this address as historically and culturally significant. Some call it the new, better Gettysburg address, an oration befitting of the only man more historically persecuted than the great Abraham Lincoln.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 3 місяці тому +109

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @Acanthophis
      @Acanthophis 3 місяці тому +28

      If republicans are hellbent on rewriting history can we let Trump do the history textbooks?

    • @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081
      @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 3 місяці тому +29

      @@paradisepipeco It's worth noting that this joke was originally made by the late American author Gore Vidal (RIP) at the expense of Ronald Reagan following the latter's election.

    • @XZITT
      @XZITT 3 місяці тому +32

      Don't fight uphills me, boys. Don't Fight up hill me boys. said captain bone Spur.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 3 місяці тому +14

      I kept my eyes focused on the blond in the lower right corner. Her expressions say everything.

  • @littledrummergirl231
    @littledrummergirl231 3 місяці тому +453

    “Did you have a nice sandwich??? RUN” 😂

    • @SulaimanamialuS
      @SulaimanamialuS 3 місяці тому +35

      Only comedy can highlight the absurdity of America's actions!

    • @user-fc5sq1jy5m
      @user-fc5sq1jy5m 3 місяці тому +7

      He was talking about Gaza ​@@nom_chompsky

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 3 місяці тому

      Hahah aaah... Genocide is funny af

    • @Artic-wolf77
      @Artic-wolf77 3 місяці тому +1

      Biden is comedy, dementia 😢😮​@@SulaimanamialuS

    • @mitchdavis9398
      @mitchdavis9398 3 місяці тому +9

      @@user-fc5sq1jy5m He also used that in a bit about Somalia in a 1996 special. Still funny

  • @DarksydeX75
    @DarksydeX75 3 місяці тому +9

    I was not ready for the last minute of this video. 🤣😂

  • @NiteMoves2010
    @NiteMoves2010 3 місяці тому +15

    Always evict uphill, my boys!

  • @sevenandthelittlestmew
    @sevenandthelittlestmew 3 місяці тому +242

    Josh Johnson as “Team O.J.” was perfect. Hilarious and frighteningly accurate at the same time.

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman 3 місяці тому +9

      it hits different knowing in OJ died almost at the same time

  • @jspres86
    @jspres86 3 місяці тому +130

    The hard cuts from the footage back to Jon are hilarious. "Hey Jake....what parta head-down eyes-closed drool-comin-outta-his-mouth.....do you not f*ckin' undastand?!"

    • @pyrovania
      @pyrovania 3 місяці тому +2

      Maggie Haberman totally has that vibe.

  • @pamelalepper2368
    @pamelalepper2368 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for returning!

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 3 місяці тому +10

    I'm so glad that Jon is back hosting again, and it's always a fun time with Ronnie, Desi, and Josh.

  • @srightwean
    @srightwean 3 місяці тому +241

    "Never fight up hill, SpongeBob me boy." Classic Gettysburg

    • @musicf3b
      @musicf3b 3 місяці тому +8

      Lol

    • @helloxonsfan
      @helloxonsfan 3 місяці тому +3

      *It seems tRump is one zip code short of the full Gettysburg address...!!! (LOL)* 🤣

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 3 місяці тому +283

    It's an indescribable gift to have Jon Stewart back on air.🙂💕🎉

    • @TheBeezusjones
      @TheBeezusjones 3 місяці тому +8

      Right!!??? So surreal.. and he is firing on ALL CYLINDERS... 🤣

    • @747492WW
      @747492WW 3 місяці тому +1

      YES , thank you Jon Stewart!

    • @dmp1962
      @dmp1962 3 місяці тому

      Seriously geeze you guys are pitiful.

    • @signumcrucis71
      @signumcrucis71 3 місяці тому

      😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂

  • @artbehrman7712
    @artbehrman7712 3 місяці тому +7

    I’m hoping the National Park Service isn’t sleeping on the merch possibilities. I’d totally buy a Gettysburg Wow shirt.

  • @SidewalkCitizenLA
    @SidewalkCitizenLA 3 місяці тому +178

    Anybody else notice how many of the guys behind DJT are looking at the ground during his "never fight uphill" rant? 😂

    • @sheilamartin880
      @sheilamartin880 3 місяці тому +14

      I think the kid with the red face fell asleep.

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels 3 місяці тому +6

      ...watching their phones.

    • @vi9763
      @vi9763 3 місяці тому +28

      Trying to stay awake until they get their attendance paychecks

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 3 місяці тому +14

      ⁠@@vi9763he gave 50$ to spectators of escalator from heaven speech. Is he still paying 50?

    • @RobL408
      @RobL408 3 місяці тому +1

      My take was that they had no idea what battle Trump was even talking about.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +197

    Glad to know the news was as whiplash-inducing for Jon as it was for the rest of us.
    Ashalom-alaikum to you too, Jon!

  • @jessicagriffith6906
    @jessicagriffith6906 3 місяці тому +3

    Thank you

  • @chrisrobin268
    @chrisrobin268 3 місяці тому +11

    "...committing so many crimes that you get bored at your own trial." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @troybenson5767
      @troybenson5767 3 місяці тому +2

      I’m starting to think all these crimes are desperate attempts to slow down his campaign. The more I look into them the more confusing things get.

    • @RumRomeo-mu2up
      @RumRomeo-mu2up 3 місяці тому

      @@troybenson5767 the more dumber you get if you go looking for answer on “truth social.”

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 3 місяці тому

      "crimes" lol

  • @brianhawkins8397
    @brianhawkins8397 3 місяці тому +245

    Man. Jon is seriously the GOAT. There are lots of other late night hosts that I love seeing their takes on world events, but none of them quite nail it like Jon.

    • @MrDavidKord
      @MrDavidKord 3 місяці тому +20

      John Oliver is the other one, and look who trained him

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 3 місяці тому +4

      Every time I watch a new episode, I say that. Pity he will leave after the election, but I'm savoring every moment until then.

    • @christophlieding734
      @christophlieding734 3 місяці тому +7

      @@MrDavidKord Right now we in Europe like them all. Starting with John O./ Jon Stewart/ and Jimmie K. Right now in this crazy, splitting time this is the best coming from Amerika. We still love most of you and cant wait till you we unite and get it on. Gesundheit and some prayers dont hurt.

    • @L3x4Pr0ne
      @L3x4Pr0ne 3 місяці тому +6

      Part of it is he also cares beyond this job. He’s very passionate about many of these topics, to the point of speaking at congress, etc.

    • @theshmoo560
      @theshmoo560 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@christophlieding734 thank you for saying this. I didn't realize the shows were very popular on your side of the world. It gives me hope knowing that y'all understand.

  • @cmwilliams85
    @cmwilliams85 3 місяці тому +282

    Seeing Josh Johnson on the show like this is just all smiles lol

    • @Daniel_Alves1993
      @Daniel_Alves1993 3 місяці тому +10

      When did he get on the show? I found him on Tiktok, didn't knew he was here.

    • @cmwilliams85
      @cmwilliams85 3 місяці тому +20

      @@Daniel_Alves1993 His correspondent debut was at the end of this past February. He’s been writing for them since 2017 though.

    • @aidenless3479
      @aidenless3479 3 місяці тому +6

      I love Josh Johnson

    • @rachelm5063
      @rachelm5063 3 місяці тому

      I know!!! I love it so much!!

  • @CollidedScope
    @CollidedScope 3 місяці тому +8

    "my seventh grade book report, Gettysburg wow" rips ngl

  • @judyrosario5927
    @judyrosario5927 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m so glad you’re back!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @terrywright9765
    @terrywright9765 3 місяці тому +702

    Have sorely missed Jon and the sanity and clarity he brings. If you remove the humour, what's left is a message of truth we all need to hear. Plus the man is funny as frack.

    • @winandgrundling1774
      @winandgrundling1774 3 місяці тому +9

      Noah has no chance with this master

    • @Riverrafting
      @Riverrafting 3 місяці тому +11

      Sorry Jon and Noah are both awesome

    • @billmore6486
      @billmore6486 3 місяці тому +1

      These are all the same jokes Noah would say. Just being honest

    • @iron_rain_band
      @iron_rain_band 3 місяці тому +2

      Well put.

    • @jf9593
      @jf9593 3 місяці тому +2

      what are you 60? lol

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +201

    Was wondering how he could make it through his entire monologue without mentioning OJ... but happy Josh got a stab at it!

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 3 місяці тому +6

      I shouldn't say it but you brought it up, yes but did he remember the gloves? I'm sorry I had to.

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 3 місяці тому +13

      I see what you did there

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 3 місяці тому +10

      That comment cuts deep my friend

    • @Stenn333
      @Stenn333 3 місяці тому

      😂😅🤣

  • @UnapologeticallyKrissi
    @UnapologeticallyKrissi 3 місяці тому

    Thank you. I could not stop laughing. 😂

  • @kittyonmydesk5532
    @kittyonmydesk5532 2 місяці тому

    GODDAYUM! THAT HEAD SKIT, THO!! 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +295

    Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!

    • @oscarwarren469
      @oscarwarren469 3 місяці тому +7

      Excellent

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 3 місяці тому +12

      That's right, me boy!

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 3 місяці тому

      As opposed to falling off of a bike? Or up the stairs? Or on stage?

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 3 місяці тому

      Being extremely vain about his perceived height, Trump wears lifts in his shoes. That's why he walks and stands oddly and has trouble negotiating ramps and stairs.
      Poor Biden is just old and slightly clumsy 😊

    • @adamn7516
      @adamn7516 3 місяці тому +11

      @@terryrobertson111
      At least Biden actually can ride a bike. Bet you Trump can't.

  • @jeffyankey7916
    @jeffyankey7916 3 місяці тому +98

    This was both equally hilarious and frighteningly sad at the same time😂😢

  • @yvonnecampbell3283
    @yvonnecampbell3283 3 місяці тому +2

    Brilliant👏👏👏👏

  • @shewolf2584
    @shewolf2584 3 місяці тому +2

    I was like what the F, when did Robert E. Lee turn into an Irish pirate! 🤣

  • @thecelebratedmisterk
    @thecelebratedmisterk 3 місяці тому +5317

    Every Trump speech is a sixth-grade oral report on a book you didn’t read.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 3 місяці тому

      No. Sixth graders today have a bit more sense than that idiot. They would at least know how to use Google or an AI platform to do the report. This is why he needs some index cards. But, I’ll bet he has never utilized index cards, even in school.

    • @lethalchocobo1886
      @lethalchocobo1886 3 місяці тому +48

      😂😂😂

    • @CaptApple
      @CaptApple 3 місяці тому +81

      I'm pretty sure he can't understand anything he denounces.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 3 місяці тому +86

      Don't forget his favorite Bible, w.ith leather cover, meant to be held upside down

    • @jandurbin2906
      @jandurbin2906 3 місяці тому +94

      Hon, You give him too much credit...More like 3rd grade book report!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @KVonnegut
    @KVonnegut 3 місяці тому +177

    We're lucky to have this guy back. Sometimes I can't believe the things he says out loud, I feel like I'm watching Mr. Robot for the first time. I hope more people start recognizing how valuable this kind of commentary is.
    One thing I have to say, though, is that people on "the other side" aren't going to sit through this, it's too "whimsical" and celebratory. It's too bad because it's insightful and it could change some people's minds.

    • @tylerdaniel6428
      @tylerdaniel6428 3 місяці тому +8

      The other side? Im right wing and i love jon stewart. Doesnt mean i agree with everything he says. But hes way better than trevor noah.

    • @vahidmirkhani
      @vahidmirkhani 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@tylerdaniel6428 Trevor is no Jon. Nobody's Jon. But Trevor is a gem as a host. His delivery is perfect.

    • @signumcrucis71
      @signumcrucis71 3 місяці тому +1

      😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂

    • @coastaku1954
      @coastaku1954 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tylerdaniel6428 Why don't you listen and agree with what Jon Stewart says? He's speaking the truth

    • @KVonnegut
      @KVonnegut 3 місяці тому

      @@signumcrucis71 never foight up'ill, me boys!

  • @michaelferver5707
    @michaelferver5707 3 місяці тому

    Haha! Thanks for your humor and honesty. I am thankful for you every day. Please keep up the great work!

  • @haydenwayne3710
    @haydenwayne3710 3 місяці тому +1

    Well done!!!

  • @macadelic2492
    @macadelic2492 3 місяці тому +345

    This is exactly why we needed Jon Stewart

    • @dur9118
      @dur9118 3 місяці тому

      Why? To drop tired left-wing talking points like everyone else in the media? Defense instead of healthcare, blah blah blah, colonialism caused all this, blah blah blah. I usually like John but this was weak, partisan hackery.

    • @progressivedragon6664
      @progressivedragon6664 3 місяці тому +10

      agree 1000%… Only reason I'm still sane right now

    • @harryharry9602
      @harryharry9602 3 місяці тому +6

      Yeah, we really didn't have enough lẹftists in the media!

    • @darrenvail8726
      @darrenvail8726 3 місяці тому +3

      @@harryharry9602 true story! I can't watch the man anymore.

    • @Valhan177
      @Valhan177 3 місяці тому

      @@harryharry9602 Well then go watch OAN, where journalism thrives in slobbering all over Donny's greatness, innocence and patriotic christianity 24/7. Funny how conservatives "sooo concerned" about narrativising never, ever see that.
      Call it a... more comfortable narrative.

  • @rachelm5063
    @rachelm5063 3 місяці тому +303

    What is it about a Jon Stewart Daily Show that seems to elevate the correspondents so much? I love how honoring he is.

    • @TheBornnaked
      @TheBornnaked 3 місяці тому +6

      This is a comedy show. Not a single perspective/opinion in this video clip is insightful, correct or intelligent. It’s the talking points/buzz words of a “socially aware” teenager.

    • @StarWizard
      @StarWizard 3 місяці тому +33

      @@TheBornnakedyou mean like fox “news” does

    • @chrisbrown9328
      @chrisbrown9328 3 місяці тому +11

      The bar was so low it didn't take much. I'm just glad we finally have a host that's brave enough to call out trump on his stupidity

    • @atljames97
      @atljames97 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@chrisbrown9328 Trevor? Every guest host since? Lol

    • @TheBornnaked
      @TheBornnaked 3 місяці тому +1

      @@StarWizard I guess? Idk, I don’t watch Fox News.

  • @tanjimazad3669
    @tanjimazad3669 3 місяці тому +2

    kudos for spitting the truth ❤

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 3 місяці тому +2

    The Daily Show has the best closing beat

  • @michaelcollins3384
    @michaelcollins3384 3 місяці тому +127

    Man Jon came back like he never left. Just like when I was a kid, I'll laugh throughout his monologue, completely skip over the correspondents to spare myself a shudder or two, and stick around for the end depending on who the guest is. The classic format.

  • @jenniferhawkins9020
    @jenniferhawkins9020 3 місяці тому +68

    Jon hasn't lost a step...he's just sharper and edgier!😮

  • @ThunderDog97
    @ThunderDog97 3 місяці тому +1

    Fantastic! Had me giggling often!

  • @darth_lopez532
    @darth_lopez532 3 місяці тому +2

    "Gettysburg. Wow" lol

  • @agentbachi
    @agentbachi 3 місяці тому +125

    can we all just appreciate we have Jon back in our lives, man I needed it.

    • @dmp1962
      @dmp1962 3 місяці тому

      Sad life dude

    • @qam2024
      @qam2024 3 місяці тому

      @@dmp1962 That's Liberals. Sad and pathetic, that's why they continue worship and live their lives through celebrities well into adulthood while most other outgrow that phase after their teens.

    • @agentbachi
      @agentbachi 3 місяці тому

      @@dmp1962 you been outside lately?

  • @mdeliacloherty
    @mdeliacloherty 3 місяці тому +140

    Oh my gosh Josh JOHNSON!!
    ALWAYS taking it to the next level.

    • @jonmiller6787
      @jonmiller6787 3 місяці тому +9

      Josh Johnson is a national treasure

    • @HappyJackington
      @HappyJackington 3 місяці тому +5

      Completely agree. That man is a treasure and makes my day better whenever I see him show up.

  • @theprecipiceofreason
    @theprecipiceofreason 3 місяці тому +12

    I'm so psyched to see Josh Johnson on this show. He's so perfect for it

  • @blacblack7187
    @blacblack7187 3 місяці тому

    Speaking of "fighting uphill me boys"...😂😂😂

  • @StaceNyourFace
    @StaceNyourFace 3 місяці тому +82

    "I'm still writing Iraq War on my checks!" 😂

  • @monstermash1571
    @monstermash1571 3 місяці тому +421

    How do we stay sane in such a crazy world?

  • @marilynbrown1282
    @marilynbrown1282 3 місяці тому

    It's like the "gotcha last" game we played as kids.🤪

  • @bangkokpeter2
    @bangkokpeter2 3 місяці тому

    in my opinion this has been one of the best and funniest daily shows in recent weeks or months.

  • @TuxedoMaskMusic
    @TuxedoMaskMusic 3 місяці тому +148

    This is the first man on earth since George Carlin to have a legacy in comedy so rich and beautiful that seamlessly doubles as a service to humanity. Ty Jon Stewart you are an absolute legend.

    • @crowdedcrow3098
      @crowdedcrow3098 3 місяці тому +5

      Beautifully put, and oh so true! What a difference it makes when the comedian's heart is as big as his sense of humor.

    • @LordRykard9376
      @LordRykard9376 3 місяці тому

      Really? He looks like a tired, washed-up sellout.

    • @VocePenseNisso
      @VocePenseNisso 3 місяці тому

      @@LordRykard9376 and you look like a brain dead maga loser, but looks can be deceiving right?

    • @hazb8026
      @hazb8026 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@LordRykard9376like your tired washed up mum sells it out back of dive bars. Gargle gargle

    • @TheHomelessDreamer
      @TheHomelessDreamer 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@LordRykard9376here's a bag of chips for you, now tell me... Who hurt you?
      Sorry for feeding this Troll but he looked particularly famished.

  • @clemguitarechal
    @clemguitarechal 3 місяці тому +112

    Kudos to the writers, this show was epic.

  • @jefffogg8730
    @jefffogg8730 3 місяці тому

    Thanks

  • @sviroussanoff
    @sviroussanoff 3 місяці тому +4

    One of the best episodes. The speech on the middle east was my favorite

  • @The_Reckoning_Is_Here
    @The_Reckoning_Is_Here 3 місяці тому +46

    I hurt my back today… I knew I should’ve waited to watch until it was better - I swear I broke a rib laughing 😂

  • @javier77th
    @javier77th 3 місяці тому +5552

    Trump knows about Gettysburg like he knows The Bible.
    He’s still upset because he can’t find the Gettysburg address on Google Maps

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 3 місяці тому +103

      I guess he wasn't paying attention in 5th grade history. I was required to memorize it as part of our Civil War unit.

    • @javier77th
      @javier77th 3 місяці тому +171

      @@letitiajeavons6333 Trumps grades were all purchased. I can guarantee he never spent a full day in a classroom. 😂

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 3 місяці тому +87

      Oh, but trump is SUCH an eloquent speaker, is he not? 😅

    • @kokayinewsome9308
      @kokayinewsome9308 3 місяці тому +105

      Never have I heard a more incoherent speech

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia 3 місяці тому +106

      "We have the best burgs, some say the greatest burgs... ever. None greater than the burg named after the man himself, mister J Paul Getty. He built a lot of burgs, almost as many as me."

  • @simpleotema
    @simpleotema 3 місяці тому +2

    Very intellectual analysing those wars sir

  • @Applecompuser
    @Applecompuser 3 місяці тому +6

    Stewart- we missed you and needed you.

  • @cgaud1n69
    @cgaud1n69 3 місяці тому +247

    All hail to the Chief! Jon Stewart!
    You are truly a gift to our fractured country. Keep up the great work, Jon.

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 3 місяці тому

      Take the message behind the humour and try to build local movements that can build into national and international movements for system change. At least we can laugh along the way, but also be doing something positive.
      See more from: Lee Camp, Arjang Jameh, Zachary Marlow, Michael Tellinger, JT from Second Thought and Peter Joseph.

  • @monkeibusiness
    @monkeibusiness 3 місяці тому +214

    "Jesus had loyal fans." "Not like this." I CANT BREATHE

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE 3 місяці тому +5

      Well, actually, they are the same fans.

    • @Krackonis
      @Krackonis 3 місяці тому +7

      @@JOHN----DOE My mom worships Jesus, not the Antichrist.

    • @NoFace-Killah
      @NoFace-Killah 3 місяці тому +8

      Even Jesus' fans dipped when he went on trial

    • @jailcatjones3250
      @jailcatjones3250 3 місяці тому

      Has been since forever, how about them crusades?

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 3 місяці тому

      @@JOHN----DOE You're confusing christians with christian extremists.

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 3 місяці тому +1

    How did they both keep a straight face through the OJ bit 😂

  • @marthaluciaquinones6629
    @marthaluciaquinones6629 3 місяці тому +1

    Love it 👏👏👏

  • @meowtotheworld4801
    @meowtotheworld4801 3 місяці тому +241

    Trump is in Pennsylvania at Gettysburg lamenting the great injustice of Robert E Lee falling out of favor... 150 years after he lost the Civil War. You're just going to let that slide? 😂

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop 3 місяці тому +21

      Those of us not from the Lehigh Valley wouldn't, that's why he held the rally where he did

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 3 місяці тому +18

      He was NOWHERE near Gettysburg though.
      Completely different part of the state

    • @rloomis3
      @rloomis3 3 місяці тому

      @@user-zb9lv3gh8s Yep. Google Maps says the two are about 120 - 130 miles apart.

    • @oswalderly1
      @oswalderly1 3 місяці тому +7

      @@user-zb9lv3gh8syeah that’s the real issue…

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 3 місяці тому +1

      Trump has recognized the historical significance of one of his favorite figures who was involved in the struggle to maintain slavery.

  • @AthenaKeatingThomas
    @AthenaKeatingThomas 3 місяці тому +54

    Desi's first part was so perfect, having The Art of the Deal the sequel to the New Testament! We've got to spread that joke far and wide!

  • @danielpeck6269
    @danielpeck6269 3 місяці тому

    2:05 The Art Garfunkel reference didn't get enough love 😂

    • @MrChriskingchrisking
      @MrChriskingchrisking 3 місяці тому

      I’m in the comments trying to figure out the reference. Can you explain please?

    • @danielpeck6269
      @danielpeck6269 3 місяці тому

      ​@@MrChriskingchriskingArt Garfunkel was from a band called Simon & Garfunkel. He has curly hair just like the head

  • @GreySlick
    @GreySlick 3 місяці тому +1

    Omigod YESSSSSSS cameo by Josh Johnson!!!!

  • @prokilz
    @prokilz 3 місяці тому +60

    If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit 😂😂😂

    • @Bob61944
      @Bob61944 3 місяці тому +1

      Be sure you soak it in water and let it dry first.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 3 місяці тому +1

      A glove shaped like a small, flaccid 🍄

  • @ericcassidy6916
    @ericcassidy6916 3 місяці тому +175

    This isn't just comedy. This is facts. Thank you, Jon Stewart, for existing.

    • @arycosta7293
      @arycosta7293 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s calls satire

    • @nodr469
      @nodr469 3 місяці тому +2

      ​it's called propaganda

    • @fireskorpion396
      @fireskorpion396 3 місяці тому +1

      he didnt, with one word, mention that irans drone strikes were a response to an illegal strike of iranian embassy territory in damascus by israel.
      any country that wants to be taken seriously has to respond to something like that.
      their drone strike was announced 3 days in advance and exclusively aimed at military targets
      even cnn is reporting that irans move is exclusively a response to israel

    • @janradtke8318
      @janradtke8318 3 місяці тому +2

      @@fireskorpion396The members of the Iranian military killed in the embassy were part of Irans support to Hisbollah and Hamas - which you didn‘t mention with a single word.

    • @Tom-kt8lu
      @Tom-kt8lu 3 місяці тому

      It’s absolute nonsense.

  • @rogerchristiansson4584
    @rogerchristiansson4584 3 місяці тому +1

    "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality" 🤣🥶

  • @haplopatryn5586
    @haplopatryn5586 3 місяці тому

    Just Gold!!

  • @cloudycrisps7290
    @cloudycrisps7290 3 місяці тому +43

    When I was little I wished that life would be more like cartoons... I didn't realize it'd be like this...

  • @InigoMontoya-
    @InigoMontoya- 3 місяці тому +41

    More famous Robert E. Lee quotes; “Don’t shoot until you see salt on their fries!” and, “Driving up the hill in my six-four, Fightin’ the Union, and their Air Corps.”

    • @hkeleta
      @hkeleta 3 місяці тому +1

      LOL!!!!! Nice one

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 3 місяці тому +1

      Trump has recognized the historical significance of one of his favorite figures who was involved in the struggle to maintain slavery.

    • @signumcrucis71
      @signumcrucis71 3 місяці тому

      😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂

  • @jerryblum277
    @jerryblum277 3 місяці тому

    You guys are awesome 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DKAl-vc1rm
    @DKAl-vc1rm 3 місяці тому

    "🤣We expected a little better"

  • @TheRealTDBourne
    @TheRealTDBourne 3 місяці тому +50

    "Keep sending that oil...."

    • @craigbritton1089
      @craigbritton1089 3 місяці тому +1

      They would still be poor if we didn't buy it; and Iran would have been part of The USSR.
      TURKEY is who was their colonial master for centuries.

    • @nonnyj81
      @nonnyj81 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@craigbritton1089😂

    • @craigbritton1089
      @craigbritton1089 3 місяці тому

      @@nonnyj81 read some actual history. Tired of ignorant Ideologues of the left and right.
      How long was The Ottoman Empire in charge? And how poor were The Arabs? And The West got the Mandate to help the Arabs? And become independent. Which we did. And we made them rich.
      So clown face yourself.

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 3 місяці тому +81

    Love that Jon is back!!!!🎉❤🎉❤

  • @user-xy1oo7bv7d
    @user-xy1oo7bv7d 3 місяці тому +6

    John Stewart you are honest. You always talk realty what is truth.❤

  • @stevenbahr9547
    @stevenbahr9547 3 місяці тому

    That t-shirt printing company... "You want what on it?"

  • @menikmati789
    @menikmati789 3 місяці тому +368

    I know people say "run for president!" as a joke, but he would honestly be my top choice.

    • @McClimber234
      @McClimber234 3 місяці тому +31

      I am serious "Jon Stewart for President "

    • @BadOompaloompa79
      @BadOompaloompa79 3 місяці тому +6

      Centrists will never save us from fascism.

    • @openminded4751
      @openminded4751 3 місяці тому +11

      It is not a joke.

    • @lalodaniels1388
      @lalodaniels1388 3 місяці тому +38

      I would vote for him, not because he's funny but because he's honest, smart, and-heartened

    • @PatrickPoet
      @PatrickPoet 3 місяці тому

      Trump?