Things you Wish you Didn't Know about Pokémon
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2021
- Here are some facts/statements about Pokémon you probably wish you didn’t know
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I refuse to believe Jessie & James are 10-15, they're full fledged adults and you can't tell me otherwise.
Yeah, I have to agree. They definitely look like theyre in their 20’s
18 or 19 is the youngest I could still believe them to be. But them being in their 20s seems more likely.
They sound and look like they are and over 20......like they even talk like adults,sometimes
agreed
there's no official source citing that they're not
I'd say they're at the very least in their late teens
then again, I think most grunts look about, say...19-23 years of age.
Pokémon is fun until you spend a afternoon reading the Pokédex
Yeah, espurr can basically destory a region btw
@@JocaPlays87 and mega gengar can straight up eat you and everyone just for fun
@@vik.o1598 frosslass freezes people for decoration
I'm sorry for your loss
Yamask holds the face of themselves when they were human
And they cry when looking at it
Re: Jessie and James' age... they're 25. The five year thing is a reference to a line in the Japanese version of the second film. Jessie tells the kids that they are ten years too young to worry about love, and James claims that they are five years too old for it now, putting them at around 25. Culturally, this is considered 'old' in Japan to still be unmarried, hence the joke.
with the population in japan growing older and fewer births i think the stigma of being unmarried at 30 is gone and as i have heard the majority of the japanese men cant handle the japanese wife as they tend to do a full 180 after marriage, acting young and lovy dovy and then boom where is this month paycheck!!!!
Gardevoir being able to just make black holes might be the single-handedly scariest thing a pokemon can do
So you mean Drifloon kidnapping children is completely fine to you?
@@DarkOmegaMK2 Yes, because Driftloon works for me, to keep my clients happy and supplied
whats even more weird is how she's breedable to a palasand
"The chances of seeing a shiny are the same as getting hit by a car"
ive been hit by three cars. Wheres my damn shiny.
How the heck are u still alive
That was just a joke
i caught a shiny in pokemon sun
every day i live in fear of cars
are you ok mah dude
Bruh you okay??
I caught two
is in fear of even stepping a foot out my door*
Alex: “The chances of finding a Shiny Spinada with the same patter as another is 1 in 17,592,186,040,320.”
Shiny Hunters: “I like those Odds.”
A Spinda Pattern collector (w/ Shiny counterparts), what a challenge.
Video title be like “2 IDENTICAL SHINY SPINDA AFTER ONLY A MERE 525752258905323664 encounters!!! 👀”
No one:
Dallas: Let's do full odds!
@@thatman666 same here my guy
@@dashingclasher I see you are also a man of culture
I will NEVER GET OVER how Flygon was denied a Mega Evolution. I will also never get over how they tossed out Mega Evolutions for far less interesting mechanics
Mega Evos are evil, according to Pokedex at least some Pokemon suffer using them. And giga stil looks awesome
@@Petaurista13 dynamax and gigantamax suck tho
It basically useless
@@anneboonchuy17 me and other swsh fans: we do not care.
@@Veltal-for-your-information dynamax is lame though bc it's really unrealistic and just weird. At least mega evolution is cool and fits a battle without being overwhelming or overpowered which the dynamax is
Under the guise of "it hurts the Pokemon"
For the team rockets age, that doesn’t make sense as he says. It says they’re 15, yet in one episode in the anime Jessie gets mad when someone tells her she looks too old to be 16, and then she starts getting scared that her age is showing and that she’s losing her beauty. Which means that she’s OLDER than 16, but her exact age is still unknown
"People used to straight up marry Pokemon"
My god, it was real all along
Bruh why are you everywhere? Please reply it'll make my day
i mean i would if i could
People used to marry Pokémon in older Times
And now we're getting a sequel of Sinnoh
Its all coming together
NO WAYYY STOP APEARING OR I EAT U
Legends: Arceus is based on a timeline very long ago
O $hit
"Pokemon is 25 years old. That's old"
Me, who just turned 25: "oof"
Same pal. Same.
@Pro Tengu I have a co-worker that says the 5's tend to hit him more than the 0's
I'm 30 🤭
Same. 😅
Lmao right I'll be 25 in December and I felt some type of way
If you're familiar enough with Japanese culture, it becomes very obvious Jessie and James are around 25 years old because of the jokes they make and such. It's never stated they are X years in canon, but in any case they're DEFINITELY officially adults and over 25 because Jessie is said to "already be too old to be properly married" which is something really annoying that Japanese people often say about women over 24-25. There is also some Sun and Moon episode where something (a laser? a pikemon attack? can't remember) affects adults only and it affects both Jessie and James too. There is more evidence I can't remember right now but yeah.
I think starfish are cute as heck and imagining Staryu and Starmie acting more like them helped me enjoy them more. Thanks.
"Loppunny and Jynx"
Two girls chilling in the daycare 5 feet apart-
Lopunny gender rate is 50/50
And so are Gardevour and Muk
Lopunny can be male
@@noibat7034 r/woooosh
I’m surprised Aura never mentioned how Nidoking and Nidorina can breed but not with Nidoqueen.
I feel like there's a theory about that on this channel somewhere.
Long story short, nidoqueen not being able to breed is a reference to female Rhinos in captivity irl who generally have the same problem.
Sinnoh: "People used to straight up marry Pokemon."
*Pokemon Legends Arceus:*
Oh god....
OH NO-
Oh, yeah, it's all coming together
@@fbi5375 FBI OPEN UP
@@fbi5375 OPEN UP
the whole breeding thing I genuely belive the eggs just manifest instantly when no one is looking like magic.
i'd just be funny if out of all the dark pokedex entries eggs is the only child friendly thing
*unhinges jaw and slowly spits out egg*
Imagine being a Charmander and finding out your dad was a Magikarp.
That would be interesting but also funny
“Mommy charizard ate the floppy”
aha ha
Jessie and James in the anime were always 25 each, the confusion about their ages comes from the fact that Jessie sometimes lies about her age, trying to portray herself as younger.
Might be the whole Christmas Cake thing shining through or something.
25 and she lies about her age? 🤨📸
If Jessie is 25 then she is the same age as the franchise
@@razorsaeesharp so true
wait...
"Sometimes people marrying pokemons"
Don't tell me that all this time Ash's father were living with him...
you stop right there, my mind has already been screwed enough today.
@@finngeometry7570 *IN THE WORDS OF CHUGGACONROY* *WHY WON'T YOU LET YOU LET ME SCREW YOU, WALLY! *UM, I CAN EXPLAIN.*
Ooooh no no no no no no
Online school has messed up my brain enough, please stop
This has already been a thing for awhile. Idk how you guys are just hearing of this
The shiny rate fact is actually really funny for me at least because I've only ever ran into a single shiny Pokemon in my entire life. It was a green Zubat in what I think is called Dark Cave in the OG Gold version. Additionally, I've been hit by a car once before as well.
Speaking of which, Octillery was actually was supposed to look like a cannon while Remoraid was supposed to look like a revolver. They changed it because they didn't want Pokémon to be too violent. Hence why a fish for some reason evolves into a Cephalopoda.
"Some birds get turned on when you pet them"
That's not a Pokemon thing I wish I didn't know that's just a general thing I wish I didn't know
however, it falls under if pokemon acted like their real-life counterparts
"Ah..ah.. pet me harder"
@@michaelyu2744 stfu
It's not 100% true, actually. You can still pet these birds on the head without any issues. It's only when their back is stroked.
@@michaelyu2744 Perish.
Me who plays pokemon in german: "Schlurp" tells you everything you need to know about the pokemon, 10/10 name choice
Same
So does the English name.
Even better, Schlurplek, the name of it's evolution, literally means "Slurp lick"
@@joranjansen8670 but you don't have to be able to speak english in order to get it
@@naodnaod7591 I didn't say you have to be able to speak English to get it...
About koalas: eucalyptus cannot be eaten raw. They have a special gut that breaks down and ferments it before they throw it up and can safely eat that pulp. The children cannot refine it yet like the adults can so the kids have to eat the parents “fecal pap” or just fermented eucalyptus
From what i’ve read in an interview it was explained the GS ball was meant to have celebi in it until they planned a celebi movie
"Your odds of finding a shiny pokemon are similar to the odds of being hit by a car"
Yeah but we're not hunting to be hit by a car are we?
Not yet. Anyway
Pokemon go players are
Students in the USA are
I am
@@shinysilverstardust PPPFTT HAHAHAHA
What's even more hilarious to me:
Seviper and Zangoose - the two Pokémon known for being each others natural enemy, attacking each other in a wild double battle, fighting 'til the death and having scars from their fights on their artwork - can have an egg together.
Maybe they are not fighting 😳
@@dark18yt64 oh no
Ennemies to lover
Kind of like those scenes where people just argue, then make out and sex after lol
Love thy enemy...
i'm gonna be 100% with you but i completely forgot your channel existed. when youtube randomly suggested this video to me, i almost cried. im happy you're still making content dude. even if it's been a bit since i've followed you!
People likes to throw around big numbers with the Spindra patterns....
I just like to point out that if the first pokemon in the party has Syncronize it forces the probability of the genders of wild pokemon, and because Spindras patterns like many things are generated from such numbers it lowers the available number of patterns to like 30 male ones and another 30female ones.
Burnett managed to meet Ash, marry Kukui, get pregnant, and give birth...
and Ash is still 10
It's weird too when bart & lisa & Maggie are the same age lool cartoons huh?
Magan Hassan someone said that The Simpsons has multiple universes, and that's why when Homer and Marge talk about college the aesthetic changes from the 70s to the 00s, also why technology progresses
@@velvetbutterfly it's called floating timeline these cartoons like Simpsons follow I think pokemon does too basically the characters don't age much but the events in the timeline shift to the future if you see what I mean that's how homer & marge's story gets shifted from 70s to 90s to the point bart is born in the 90s not the 80s now lol heck even ash will stay 10 but kukei & burnet's son bei is born recently & grows up a little
i thought the same thing! so that means all of his journeys took less than at least 3 months
The Simpsons actually joke about their seemingly never-ageing characters. Pokemon doesn‘t do that. They only decide on a number and just roll with it.
“People use to marry Pokemon”
Gardevoir: I’m never getting a damm break am I?
Edit: I can’t believe this comment was done a year ago and it’s still going strong •^•
Me, who loves Gardevoir as a friend: *IT'S OK, MY EMBRACE POKÈMON.*
@@ootfan7882 dude I love gardevoir but I don’t use her anymore cuz of rule 34
@@heyitshellfire9153 BY that logic, you can't use any pokemon anymore.
@@heyitshellfire9153 Imagine letting art of how someone else chooses to look at Pokemon keep you from using the Pokemon yourself in a videogame. Like....just because someone chooses to look at a Pokemon a certain way doesn't mean you have to.
@@DemonEyeHelix yea I don’t play Pokemon anymore 🤣
If you ever get the chance to use the original Pokédex made by Tiger, it is weird with a ton of a dex entries that is just not true and bios phrased in such odd ways. Like Gastly is gas type, Eevee don’t not evolve, it mutates when exposed to radiation. Also the Bird type is still in it. Super early stuff.
A bit more you don't know about the pokemon marriage is that it's not common but still happens in present day in game. Like the fact Mr. Mime is known sleep with mothers of children that anger it as well as people going out of their way to catch gardevior to marry them. Have fun with that extra bit of knowledge
Mr. Mime... He Basically: "did ur mom lol get wrecked" just like that?
@@SheetGhostWithBones pretty much he not only does that but becomes a better father if your mom is married and gets your old dad thrown out of your life. He literally becomes the dad you don't deserve, from being so good, and makes your life better OUT OF VENGEANCE
@@nicholaschadkewicz1362 what a chad god damn
“Misty is 10”
Every rule 34 artist: Whoops, whoopsie!
Nah
Is that a pitch meeting reference:0?
R34 artists:
*B U E N O !*
Dialga, get over here...
Oh no...
I will never understand how Gardevoir is in the shapeless category yet you have Toxicroak in the humanoid category.
Lol
I mean I get it with toxicroak but gardevoir is shapeless?
Gardevoir was given humanlike in gen... 8 I want to say?
Gardevoir is a cortain... it doesn't have body or legs.... only arms.... only mega can fit it. But still
@@Iago.Carvalho gardevoir has legs, you can literally see them
"yo it's snowing outside wanna make some kind of snowmen?"
"Nah man,snowomen"
"Alright let's go"
"WAIT,don't forget to bring darumaka's shit!"
"Aight bro"
Thanks for the reminder, I totally should do videos on Pokemon as a job again, as I did years ago. Fun video, really enjoyed it!
“Ducks who become bored sometimes become cannibals.” (Psyduck’s pupils subtly wander towards ducklett)
Rip Ducklett.
Switch ducks with humans and it will be called *V O R E*
Even before and after hearing this, I truly believed Golduck's got that tendency.
Me having flashbacks when in Pokemon journeys scorbunny was covered in brown stuff 2:58
@@polocatfan including irl
"ducks who become bored, sometimes become cannibals."
It's a wonderful day on Earth, and you are a bored duck.
"I'm gonna have me some brother, extra crispy."
Bum bum bum budadadum a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand
@@TheMaskedguy000
Hey
(Bum bum bum)
Got any duck?
@Luke Yap. No we um.... Just sell lemonade *police sirens* man: runs
Shut
One slight nitpick but I'm pretty sure octillery is based off of a tank, when you look at it with its tentacles rolled up such as in its original Sprite art you'll notice that it does in fact resemble a tank
The age thing is such a strange thing, in my opinion. I respect that the universe is decidedly "young" for the sake of lore/story implications, but everyone just seems so much older. Ash and Dawn, in particular, actually seem like they're 10. Hard part about that, though, is the same thing that everyone else always says. How are they all still "only 10" even after years of adventuring? When I was growing up, I always thought of Jesse and James as just the stupid adults who didn't understand the group of TEENS. But I didn't even know that we played as 10 year old characters for the longest time.
I guess that's just how anime artwork functions, but most of the characters don't actually seem their age. With what we know now, I wouldn't be surprised if GameFreak came out one day and said that Cynthia was only 12, and Blaine is only 18. I wonder if it just has to do with all the dimensional challenges that the universe faces.
I once encountered a wild shiny Gyarados in HeartGould, literally MINUTES before the game gives you one anyway.
That’s actually insane
Did you catch it, the scripted one and a regular to use for fun in the elite four?
I finished my second playthrough of heart gold Lance style- that is, I had three gyarados on my team, because they were all shiny (2 shiny magicarp and the free one)
After i caught the red gyarados in the original gold version, while i was training my pokemon (and catching any interesting ones) I ran into a "Golden Magikarp" however I had run out of pokeballs and failed to catch it (at the time i didn't know it would evolve into red gyarados I thought it'd be gold or something since shinies were a new thing then) So i was super depressed... only to find out later that it would have been better to keep it as a magikarp even if i did catch it... so i woulda fked it up for myself one way or another even if i did get it.
at least you did not encounter your first and only wild shiney in pokemon black and white just to lose it in the worst pokemon transfer ever
"The Pokémon droppings are hot, so people put them in their clothes to keep warm"
Why not just...hold the Pokémon?
Or, you know, buy a parka?!
Because
1) sometimes it's hard to
2) they can burn you far more easily
3) if they don't wanna be held; they will fight you and run off.
4) it's easier to control the amount of heat you have with small portions rather than a whole pokemon.
5) you can distribute the heat more evenly.
And those are all the reasons at the top of my head.
@@cameoshadowness7757 so just put shit under your shirt cuz why not
@@VegitoBlueYT try it at home
@@maganhassan2627 already did
Thanks to you, I've spent over an hour watching pokemon walking and running animations lmao.
For the bit with Garbodor being before other ideas, If I recall correctly, Octillery’s beta sprite had a lot of tank iconography, so we kinda already do have a Tankmon
"People used to marry pokemon"
Now we know who Ash's dad is
Is it mr mime?
@@ghosthegoatedCould be 😂
@@null360 noyoustupidgachalifer.mp3
@@user-lb3ut1hp7e whatswrongwithgachatho.mp3
@@user-lb3ut1hp7e okand??.mp3
“Solgaleo’s tongue is yellow” for some reason that’s cute as hell
Its like a big ol wet fruit
@@Delta-mo6hn or a banana :0
@@Delta-mo6hn i like to lick fruits if ya know what im sayin
@@emmalion1976 ohgodno.jpg
@@emmalion1976 dont judge him for liking lemons
Have you hear foslass’s Pokédex entry. It says that froslass takes the souls of handsome guys and keeps their spirits
I never knew of some of these facts. I personally find it cool that is so much to Pokémon that have yet to uncover.
just imagine how many girls drooled over incineroar when it was normal to marry pokemon....
Oh no
*NEVER NEEDED THAT MENTAL IMAGE*
@@ootfan7882 maybe some of them even took machops or littens to evolve them and marry them...
Imagine people with scat fetishes marrying muk.
@@runedoom imagine people with vore fetishes marrying snorlax or lickytung
The missing X&Y lore is truly the most upsetting Pokémon thing I've heard in a while but it also just makes too much sense
Meanwhile, one of my favorite legendary pokemon is just chilling in a cave.
I'm hoping that Zygarde gets a Pokemon Legends game too.
It also explains why every game since gen 6 has been lesser in quality than pre gen 6.
I just want an explanation for what the Kalos-Hoennian ghost girl is trying to do, dammit!
@@eclipsesoluna3453 and now knowing about all the potential legendary/region lore😢
"A pokemon based on a dolphin, a pokemon based on a peacock"
Incredible foresight
Note Pokémon went from eating at the same table as an even sometimes marrying humans to being their battle slaves and Pets
Funny how we humans cant remember some math equation, but know the types and names of almost 1000 pokemon
well you probably didnt encounter math equation from your own will 300 times per week
To be fair, most Pokemon's types are kinda obvious based on their designs
Since when did math equations scream their names at you?
@@GoldGuard *looks at Pokemon Clover's Flowre*
In song...
*in the hospital after being hit by a car*
"god dammit, i could've gotten a shiny!"
Lol
LOL
Pokémon go be like
I dont get it
Nvm
There are tank based pokemon, kind of
Octillery and Hydreigon looked more tank like in pre-release designs, and hints remain like octillery's octozooka and hydreigon's tread-like belly patterns :3
About the people marrying pokémon thing, I interpret the text "because people and pokémon were the same" as meaning, that people literally used to be pokémon. Even in pokémon lore there's been pokémon that turn into people and people that turn into pokémon (for example the guy who one woke up as that psychic type pokémon)
f.e. Ghastley. As far as I remember it's poisonous gas they becomes conscious after enough people die inside
I wish I never Knew That I'm Taller than Average Charizard
Hello there
@@CM_684 General Kenobi, You're a bold one
“Your move”
Why is this related to starwars
Did I miss something
“Pokemon is 25 years old, that’s old”
Says someone who is 47
old for a franchise
Wait, he is that old?
Since when is he 47?
Lema Cat I looked it up and the UA-camr fandom sites lists his age as 27
It was in a q and a video as a joke
2:14 this is not enough to buy a house with these days....
2:39
If people are really that worried about accidentally turning their birds on while petting them, then maybe they shouldn't be petting the bird so close to the on/off switch.
Wait, that made it worse- WAIT!
“There is no Pokémon based on a tank”
Octillery: Am I a joke to you?
skuntank
The Hydreigon line.
Octillery is an artillery cannon, right?
OCTILLERY.FEELS BULLARCHY 224 OCTANE OK ZOOPHI
Yeah.
@@SyxxPunk I would be surprised if it wasn’t based on one
"Chances of finding two shiny Spinda with the same pattern are one in trillions"
Some random shiny hunter on the internet: "challenge accepted"
I'd love to see that XD
What about 100 shiny spindas with the same pattern
@@darkk9930 odds so unlikely it would take about thousands of years probably
@@ambafleming5301 what about 1000000 shiny spindas with the same patterns?
@@darkk9930 so unlikely its impossible and anything above it
the shiny spinda chance might be lower depending on how you calculated it, because the shiny chance of a spinda is directly tied to the pattern it gets, which is tied to your trainer id and secret id, so it is slightly higher odds because out of all the possible spinda patterns, only some of them can be shiny for your save file so probably about 4096 times likelier on the same save file not that it makes much of a difference, but in case anyone wants to know the optimal strat XD
I like how it's much more likely I'm struck by lightning several thousand times than finding matching Spindas
Wish I could unsee all the gardevoir and lopunny things I’ve seen over the years
Muk is
C
U
M
Spelled backwards
I don’t
yea you cant even look up those 2 forbiden words now without seeing anything
@@dmann5938 no, it’s Kum spelled backwards.
i would also love to experience it all from 0 again 😏
people marrying pokemon actually explains a lot, like how some humans have psychic or aura powers
You aren't wrong, but that's still an uncomfortable thought..
Great now this is extra burned in the back of my head
Well I mean there's a whole fan club of women that lust after machamps in game. Plus pretty much every pokemon can communicate with humans pretty well and can learn any language just by learning it( like what meowth did in the anime). Also all pokemon are as smart as humans unless stated otherwise. In other words they pass the Harkness test.
Huh
NO.
I was honestly hoping for more weird Pokémon lore but this was good either way
Was it just me who though Ditto evolved into Grimer when I was a kid-
*"Pokemon is 25 year's Old"*
Me being younger than pokemon by a few years: *"heh, old"*
I'm the same age as Pokemon ._.
I was born pokemon day. Nit just day but year too haha
I was 10 when pokemon came out
I was born exactly 26 days after Episode 51 aired in America and on the same day that Episode 94 aired in Japan. I was also born exactly 7 months and 1 day after Pokémon Red and Blue were released in America and I was born exactly 3 years, 2 months and 2 days after Pokémon Red and Green were released in Japan.
I was still in the sack
The funny thing is that the odds of getting a shiny may be close to the odds of getting hit by a car, but the odds of getting a shiny are exponentially higher when you actively search for a shiny, whereas the odds of getting hit by a car get exponentially lower if you're trying to get hit by one.
I mean I feel like if you step out into a highway you're more likely to get hit then if I step out on to the street and not paying attention
Bullshit.
I caught a shiny Ralts in Emerald a few days ago, and it only took me half an hour.
Used to breed for shinies. I had several shiny eevees and their evolutions along with a ton of shiny starters. The only ones I wouldn't have the patience trying to get are shiny legendaries.
You made me think of that one vid about someone who tried to get hit and charge them but the driver didn't fall for it
Yeah, I think if you really try to get hit by a car, you won't have much difficulty. Just go to a motorway and jump out just as a car is passing, it's not that complicated. And if they somehow manage to avoid you, you can always try again...
The death statistics aren't quite true since those are over a whole lifetime whilst a pokemon encounter happens over less than a minute so you can actually have much better odds of finding shiny pokemon or whatever.
The Charizard and Magikarp being breedable makes sense, if you remember that gyradous exists
Also charizard being a male and magikarp being a female
In the second Movie's Japanese dub, Jessie explains that Misty and Ash are ten years too young to get focused on romance anyways. James also says that they themselves are already five years too old to focus on that anyhow, implying that they are both 25.
Yeah. Cause no way are they not adults.They can drive, work for team rocket, have done jobs that no kid would be able to do, and they both look like full adults, being fully grown and developed.
@@hubertdenise3100 a lot of times kids go to work at 15 here in the US a person can go to work at the earliest age of 14 for non agricultural jobs but their hours are limited if they are under the age of 16
@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena can kids also drive tanks?
@@trolling4331 I don't know if you need a special license to drive a tank i know you need different ones for a Motorcycle and Dump truck. But as far as i know if you can drive a truck you can drive a tank again not sure
@@trolling4331 i mean tbf in parents in the pokemon universe let their kids travel around the world when they are 10.
“The chances of finding a shiny post gen six are about the same as getting hit by a car”
Suicidal Shiny Hunters: *I like those odds*
And I don't
Bruh that part came up when I was reading this and it scared meh.
whatthefrick.exe
So I could've gotten hit by a car TWICE and didn't. Nice
Wait
"Things you Wish you Didn't Know about Pokémon"
*The 1,861,386 people: Alright baby, I'm clicking in.*
Mega Raichu should be a call back to Gorochu as neat little easter egg
Jessie and James being 15 that breaks some continuity
Remember that beach episode? NOT 15
Yeah they’ve got to be in their 20s.
@@zeldaenby224 OML
I’m pretty sure in the original version of the 2nd movie it’s mentioned that they’re 25
@@CackleBot that makes way more sense than 15
“people used to marry pokemon”
rule 34: it’s showtime
like they weren't already on that
*hope for Legends Arceus intensifies*
@@zacwolfe6701 wait fuck no
The Mask's image popped into my head when I read that.
@@bidoof367 What? You *don't* wanna marry your favorite pokémon?
8:38 Dolphin and peacock just came out in gen 9, what a coincidence!
I think Solgaleo's tongue being yellow is really clever. It's made of gold! It is representative of alchemy.
“People used to straight up marry Pokémon”
*_So that explains all of the Gardevoir art I’ve seen. (And others)_*
Lopunny? Hatterene? Braixen? Froslass? Is that what's up there on Rule 34?
(sorry, I'm too young to look up that kind of stuff)
@@MariOmor1 as someone who has tried his best to pull away you can never unsee it also the correct term would be down there on rule 34
@@MariOmor1 same, I am not letting the rest of my innocence go
thats explain why there pokemon waifu art
@@AhmedHussain-ju6xd THE INTERNET WILL TAKE IT AWAY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
The guy who caught 2 similar shiny Spinda: "Death is everywhere"
Someone else mentioned the reason why we don't have a dolphin pokemon. Basically, Japan has a complicated relationship with them. Look up "The Cove". It's a documentary that explains what's going on with dolphins over there.
Puts a single dolphin that breaks the game in gen 9.
Technically Speaking: Gardevoir is part of the Amorphous and Human-Like egg group, so if you got a thing for Gardevoir doesnt make you a furry (suprisingly).
I never knew that Nebby's tongue was yellow... Now I can't really unsee it but understand it.
fun fact his tongue has been yellow since the box art
@@seal_the_deal1703 holy shit...
@@DadesWings maybe it yellow because it the sun pokemon?
@@octocoro well isn't lunalas tongue purple?
Hi Lillie tell kiawe I said hi
My theory is that Dalia (Ash's mother) had him shortly after her 18th birthday, which probably explains why we never see his father.
Mr. Mime.....uhhh
@ʙᴜʀɢᴜɴᴅʏ Considering Mr.Mime is a fairy type as of gen 6 and fae are ageless... I hate that it’s actually a good explanation of why he stay at the same age.
@@Rand0mPeon well ash actually owns an everstone.
@Karvon_ Can't be Mimie, as the Ketchum's Mime is 1) female, and 2) CAUGHT BY ASH in the Kanto Anime, near the end.
Maybe Ash is half Pokémon, bur it isn't that specific Mr. Mime.
@Karv0n you made it even worse
2:30 that would be actually be creepy if that happened in the Pokémon world.
flygon is already a peak design, they can't improve on perfection
I wish I can forget how compatible humans and Vaporeons are.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans. This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
john take your meds goddamit
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa why the frick did I read all this
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa GO TOUCH GRASS, AND A LOT OF IT
Why did I read all of this...???
"People used to marry pokemon"
"This is were the fun begins"
Even better, we might get to do it in the Arceus game since it takes place in an older time
I have a bad feeling about this
Slowly types "gardevoir rule 34" in incognito mode tab
@@MariOmor1 Pokémon legends arceus still must take place after Pokémon and humans became different
Imagine you enter a random house and see a man and a gardevoir sitting on a couch and you talk to him and he says: "just enjoying the day with my wife"
I completely and utterly refuse to believe that people put kiwis on pizza
0:43
Muk’s really going for that Ekans/Arbok naming logic.
(I am sorry)
TheAuraGuardian: "says there is no Tank inspired Pokémon"
Me looking at WarMachine, my Octillery: _FIRE AT WILL_
Rotom Tank when?
OGON' PO GOTOVNOSTI
@@thatman666 electric\steel type rotom war machine new signature moves turret slam and antitrooper missile 1st one has a chance to flinch physical base power 70 accuracy 100 2d one hit all enemy in the fight and have a chance to cause burn base power 100 accuracy 90 and a new signature ability unstoppable machine it cannot be paralysed, sleep and frozen solid but burn will cause 2x more damage and makes you 4x weak to fire
But he wants a toilet based pokemon?
Blastoise says hi.
At least if Jesse and james are 15 that doesn't make them 2 fully grown adults stalking a 10 year old
well that 10 yo literally saves the planet several times so im sure they aint rly the only ones stalking him
15 isn't fully grown.
@@TheAbsol7448 I said that mate
@@rifucurktushwjeydnydheh Oh, I misread your comment. My bad.
15 is technically fully grown in japan. i think 14 is age of consent.
edit: it's actually 13
I came extremely close to being killed by a coconut... in Wisconsin. I'm also, by coincidence, a shiny Mewtwo.
The Starfish looks so cool walking :)
The fact that lucario can be made uncomfortable by your thoughts
I don’t know how crazy are those who do sexualise animal-based Pokémons. It is a literal bestiality.
@@kunik61 Not defending them because i find that strange too but some of these Pokemon are sentient and have human intelligence so I would not really qualify it as “bestiality”.
@@llloyd9589 Are you saying real life animals aren't sentient?
Well with my mind I wouldn't be surprised that lucario would be uncomfortable
@@kunik61 idk either
"People used to marry pokemon."
Well, that settles that little small piece of worldbuilding I've been wondering about. Humans fit in the human-like egg group, and are not a separate egg group entirely.
SO Humans have been an odd type of Pokemon this whole time?
@@thebighurt2495 They have for a long time, hince why certain humans can use psychic powers, and also explains why Ash can, for example, shrug off straight up lightning attacks from Pikachu
So can I catch a human?
@@sirp7394 Yes, but it isnt the most legal option
@@tophatturtle69 lol, imagine walking home from school and all of a sudden an old man jumps out of the bushes and throws his Pokéballs at you...
RIP!
1:18 Well he better go catch it
Holy shit I had that Charizard card as a snot nosed kid! It and a holo Chansey were my favorite cards. I was devastated when the basement flooded and ruined all my cards.