I bought a Zune in 2020.

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  • @sanguinesomnambulist
    @sanguinesomnambulist Рік тому +5380

    I had my second gen Zune with me at work one day and someone walked in with his, and he sent me some songs. It was the greatest day of Microsoft's life.

    • @chrisp9859
      @chrisp9859 Рік тому +137

      I’d like but you’re on the nice number

    • @foxdavani4091
      @foxdavani4091 Рік тому +134

      I traded my creative Zen with a friend for his zune.....I got iphone a d few days later. The zune ended up literally in the trash compactor that I didn't even know we had until I asked my mom what the button did and realized it would be a perfect place for the zune. Crushed with the trash.

    • @raexv1
      @raexv1 Рік тому

      did he ask you if you wanted to “squirt” with him?

    • @Albeit_Jordan
      @Albeit_Jordan Рік тому +179

      oi mate no squirting in the workplace

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ Рік тому +10

      @Fox Davani 🤣 zune go crunch crunch.

  • @davenporttj13
    @davenporttj13 3 роки тому +4427

    I owned a zune and the ONLY thing that I miss about it was being able to load offensive tracks from my zune onto the display ones at best buy and other electronics stores

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 роки тому +405

      Imagine if they had Ram Ranch on the Zune.

    • @LaskyLabs
      @LaskyLabs 3 роки тому +103

      Devilish. I like it

    • @taylorester2658
      @taylorester2658 3 роки тому +149

      Nah you use perfectly appropriate ones that are just really annoying (so it stays longer)

    • @burrgurrandfrie8053
      @burrgurrandfrie8053 3 роки тому +24

      @@bradleypearl2986 or blast radius

    • @Sasha-zw9ss
      @Sasha-zw9ss 3 роки тому +92

      Connecting to several wireless speakers and blasting All Star at full volume is funnier in my opinion.

  • @Mr.Trololo
    @Mr.Trololo 4 роки тому +2730

    quick fact
    groove music is called: microsoft Zune Music in the windows files

    • @notdroidbot2348
      @notdroidbot2348 4 роки тому +365

      Not only that, but the new icon for the Groove Music app literally has the Zune gradient in it. That's fuckin *wired*

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 4 роки тому +24

      Not Droidbot 🤔

    • @elphive42
      @elphive42 4 роки тому +109

      That's because Groove Music is an upgraded version of the program Zune, developed to sync music to Zune devices. The Zune HD (the 3rd model) is actually one of my go-to MP3 players, but the lack of uncompressed audio is still a pain.

    • @MvsG18
      @MvsG18 4 роки тому +36

      It’s just zune with a disguise, I mean where Microsoft left the media players they had in xp and 7 pretty much simple. Not another fucking copy o iTunes

    • @techbaffle
      @techbaffle 4 роки тому +49

      I still use Windows Media Player over Groove Music. The Battery visualisations 😍

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 2 роки тому +2515

    Steve Balmer was the best thing to have ever happened to Microsoft,
    guy broke an ankle on stage and the cocaine in his nose was like "keep going"

    • @kyle_mk17
      @kyle_mk17 Рік тому +50

      Wait, what I've gotta find that

    • @RC-nj1by
      @RC-nj1by Рік тому +103

      @@kyle_mk17 "steve ballmer i love this company". find it and watch his ankle

    • @alecjahn
      @alecjahn Рік тому +45

      @@RC-nj1by pretty sure he just really loved that company

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan Рік тому +13

      shame he made Vista and got ousted

    • @surkey5055
      @surkey5055 Рік тому

      ​@@alecjahnI'd love my company too if they paid me enough to afford a cocaine habit

  • @popifrex1993
    @popifrex1993 3 роки тому +2511

    This reminds me of what happened to Windows Phones. As soon as they were getting a bit of traction Microsoft goes like "yea nah this isn't an instant boom we're done"

    • @Laura-bq4uu
      @Laura-bq4uu 3 роки тому +193

      Such a shame, I had a Microsoft phone that I loved (the square one), i really liked the UI but I was so sad that the newer models weren't square anymore :(

    • @NeedyForMusic
      @NeedyForMusic 3 роки тому +162

      Lack of 3rd party app support killed it.

    • @walmorcarvalho2512
      @walmorcarvalho2512 3 роки тому +84

      @dingus nugget And Microsoft REALLY didn't wanted to go that extra two miles to make the WP a thing.

    • @martinszymanski2607
      @martinszymanski2607 3 роки тому +23

      same with mixer, thinking about it

    • @FirstnameLastname-sb3hj
      @FirstnameLastname-sb3hj 3 роки тому +5

      wii phone

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 3 роки тому +387

    That Steve Ballmer “Developers, developers, developers” clip will forever be burned into my brain because i was curious what the default link on youtube to mp3 led to

  • @toozigooti
    @toozigooti 4 роки тому +871

    I loved my Zune. Thought it was heaps better than my friends iPods. Showing them Halo 3 ViDocs from my Zune when they couldn't was great.

    • @theoriginalemim
      @theoriginalemim 4 роки тому +32

      Still have mine, and it still works as far as I know. Still have a bunch of classic youtube videos on that baby.

    • @j.k.1239
      @j.k.1239 4 роки тому +2

      @@theoriginalemim Classic Japanese tech.

    • @brylaw
      @brylaw 4 роки тому +15

      Agreed! I loved my Zune and felt like it could do so much more than early iPods.

    • @justiningram7216
      @justiningram7216 4 роки тому +18

      I loved mine, too! Especially loved that I could stream and download music via Wi-Fi and didn't need to plug it into the computer just to get some new tunes.
      Pretty sure iPod wasn't about that life yet. And I REALLY loved the look and feel of the Zune HD

    • @maxj9204
      @maxj9204 4 роки тому +37

      "Halo 3 ViDocs on my Zune" has got to be the most 2007 sentence in existence

  • @onedown9000togo
    @onedown9000togo Рік тому +272

    It really says something about MS's opinion on the Zune that they completely ejected it from their ecosystem, when their philosophy everywhere else is compatibility at all costs. You can still access the old menu for setting up a Dial-Up internet connection in modern versions of Windows. You still *can't* name files things like CON, PRN, AUX, or NUL because **MS-DOS** used those filenames to output data to certain software or peripherals (like a printer). Every new version of Windows is built on the zombified corpse of the last, leaving behind all of the old protocols JUST IN CASE something old and antiquated comes along and expects things to work a certain way.
    And then there's Zune which can't even run it's management software anymore.

    • @zZWolfyZz
      @zZWolfyZz Рік тому

      Yeah I found out telnet was still burried in Windows 10 activated it and found the gateway for an old mud mmorpg and joined in I had alot of fun doing that before the hdd on the computer took a shit maybe I should see if its still in Windows 11 somewhere also you can find all kinds of random odds and ends from ms-dos 5.1 in there

    • @kevikiru
      @kevikiru Рік тому +1

      😊. Well said

    • @nakofrostburn
      @nakofrostburn 6 місяців тому

      With the exception of safedisc :))

  • @aqua_whale
    @aqua_whale 3 роки тому +6363

    “You can wirelessly send content, we’re gonna call it sharting”

    • @joempoem478
      @joempoem478 3 роки тому +139

      "Aww man, you're good."

    • @bobbobberton7920
      @bobbobberton7920 3 роки тому +18

      lol

    • @Sungblox
      @Sungblox 3 роки тому +500

      you can transfer data with a cable, we call it penetrating.

    • @jamestech4849
      @jamestech4849 3 роки тому +15

      @@Sungblox lmao

    • @randomcringechannel1372
      @randomcringechannel1372 3 роки тому +82

      Samsung's Quick sharing: not creative but good
      Apple's AirDrop: Makes sense to me
      Zunе's sharing: wat mate it not make sens at ol helb!

  • @t.l.7854
    @t.l.7854 3 роки тому +1149

    When you realize that this Microsoft-made product doesn't support the .wav format, a format developed by Microsoft

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 роки тому +30

      Rip.

    • @jadetealaaron2003
      @jadetealaaron2003 2 роки тому +62

      Now that's ironic

    • @aqua-bery
      @aqua-bery Рік тому +4

      It feels like they didn't even make it themselves.

    • @WT83
      @WT83 Рік тому +18

      .wavs are like 10 mb per minute of audio. Virtually nobody buying a MP3 player was buying them to play that format, especially considering these thing generally came with 8 to sub 100 GB of storage. MP3s were the entire point of MP3 players.

    • @redslate
      @redslate Рік тому +7

      There was _literally_ no benefit.
      Zune had *the* *best* mobile DAC at the time, and even _it_ couldn't take advantage of lossless formatted media.
      If you uploaded .wav files to your iPod, you were _wasting_ storage space.

  • @BakedPotonion
    @BakedPotonion 4 роки тому +5314

    "Welcome to the social" sounds more like a phrase that would be slapped on some sort of Chinese bootleg and not a cool catchphrase that would get me all hyped up.. this is not epic.

    • @CookieCrumbAJ
      @CookieCrumbAJ 4 роки тому +8

      I never knew you watched this stuff

    • @mustachewalrus
      @mustachewalrus 4 роки тому +14

      Baked Potonion not epic indeed.

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 4 роки тому +5

      Game time started

    • @adil080_
      @adil080_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@CookieCrumbAJ same

    • @SailorMaxie
      @SailorMaxie 4 роки тому +13

      For me it sounds like a line from a cyberpunk movie

  • @maxweII_demon
    @maxweII_demon Рік тому +901

    "rushed out the door in time for christams"
    the bane of any developers existence

    • @SpindlyJohnny
      @SpindlyJohnny Рік тому +19

      Yet it still keeps happening...

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Рік тому +26

      christams

    • @alecjahn
      @alecjahn Рік тому +5

      @@olivercharles2930 did they stutter?

    • @NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5
      @NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5 Рік тому +7

      ​@@SpindlyJohnnyWell, yeah... Because the ones who make that decision most likely aren't the devs.

    • @surkey5055
      @surkey5055 Рік тому +1

      ​@@NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5prey for our hard working developers

  • @abloodynova7625
    @abloodynova7625 3 роки тому +1286

    I really admire the overall visual design of the UI, user manual, and packaging. They aged really well, doesn't seem like they'd look out of place at all today - especially considering how oh so 2000s Windows Aero and Apple UIs of the time looked.

    • @lolilollolilol7773
      @lolilollolilol7773 2 роки тому +43

      Yes, the Zune HD had a superbe design and UI.

    • @Chicag-no
      @Chicag-no 2 роки тому +38

      It makes sense, since the Zune's UI is basically Metro before Metro was actually a thing.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому +4

      Which font are they using on it? Looks nice. But then I'm more of a Tahoma guy over Segoe

    • @yangminded
      @yangminded Рік тому +3

      Absolutely. It was the predecessor of the Windows Phone, which was a great OS (felt more mobile-native than iOS and less fickly than Android). But of course it is another whole story of Microsoft messing up in consumer electronics.

    • @hasoonnine
      @hasoonnine Рік тому +1

      Honestly I find the iPod looking much better than this

  • @Twigz2010
    @Twigz2010 3 роки тому +674

    I used to want a Zune when I was younger, particularly the Zune HD. I still like the minimalist design of the UI.

    • @tonntonns16
      @tonntonns16 3 роки тому +45

      I babysat instead of hanging out with friends for one back in 2009 or 2010 and got it engraved and everything. That thing never left my side. I was playing games on it and everything. In seventh grade my mom got me one of the smaller ones for Christmas and I still liked it but I LOVED my hd

    • @PepsT
      @PepsT 3 роки тому +20

      The Zune HD was amazing. That OLED screen still looks good. I loved that interface.

    • @0000song0000
      @0000song0000 3 роки тому +10

      I always wanted one but they never arrived to my country... So I bought a Classic 160gb instead ($420 back in 2009)

    • @DirtyDishSoap
      @DirtyDishSoap 3 роки тому +6

      Still have mine, still works. Bit beat up but i love it.

    • @n34m
      @n34m 3 роки тому +2

      @@PepsT the zunehd was awesome

  • @Encysted
    @Encysted 3 роки тому +581

    7:16 "They basically turned music into buying animated decals for Rocket League"
    this cuts very, very deep.

    • @worst-buy7073
      @worst-buy7073 3 роки тому +5

      same

    • @GatheredStorm_YT
      @GatheredStorm_YT 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah I get ya, epic games way of getting stuff sorta sucks, actually just battle pass type games in my opinion suck

    • @Alex-wp5lx
      @Alex-wp5lx 3 роки тому

      Can someone explain the joke please? I'm a rocket league player and I still don't get it

    • @l3nil
      @l3nil 3 роки тому +8

      @@Alex-wp5lx you have to buy coins to buy a song, instead of it being a direct transaction, just like how rocket league uses credits to buy items from the item shop instead of just directly purchasing items

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi 3 роки тому

      Man the zune was the only competitor qgainst ipod classic

  • @Dorraj
    @Dorraj 2 роки тому +463

    I will never be able to get over them calling the music sharing feature "Squirting"
    Who at Micro$oft thought that was a good idea...?

    • @Pickelrye
      @Pickelrye Рік тому +1

      "Hey bro, wanna SQUIRT?"
      "Hell yeah, let's SQUIRT some SONGS to each other. That doesn't sound awful at all!"
      "I love SQUIRTING SONGS together." ok that's too far.

    • @phdfloppa9397
      @phdfloppa9397 Рік тому +57

      The same person who though "Critical Update Notification Tool" was a good name, "Prepare to Fly" was a good motto for an OS released in 2001, and "Bang" was a great name for a search engine especially when used as a verb.

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 Рік тому +10

      Steve Balmer probably lol

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Рік тому

      ​@@phdfloppa9397 bang or bing?

    • @jiahmiller3861
      @jiahmiller3861 10 місяців тому +6

      @phdfloppa9397 I personally love bamg for information. When I am doing homework late at night sometimes I just need something captivating to put into my paper, so I bang all night long until I find a good fit. 😂

  • @homestar99
    @homestar99 4 роки тому +732

    My dad used to work for Microsoft, and when the smaller Zune's came out (the one at the end of the video) he got one each for my brother and I. I did really enjoy them. The 'squirting' feature was cool, but yeah, sucked that I would have to plug into my brothers computer to get the mp3 if I liked it, but still cool.
    The BIGGEST problem with them.. at least with mine, was it would just freeze. Completely. Like in the middle of a song. The song and playlist would keep going. Buttons didn't work. No force restart. Not even the screen would turn off. And I would have to wait for the battery to die, so I could charge it and use it again. Did it like once a week.
    So dad got us iPods haha.

    • @davidbray5982
      @davidbray5982 4 роки тому +132

      You know it's golden when your dad who WORKS FOR THE COMPETITION gets you ipods anyway. I love that sad irony.

    • @darbylynch9391
      @darbylynch9391 4 роки тому +11

      Love the end, how ironic

    • @shaqdzlx
      @shaqdzlx 4 роки тому +6

      @@darbylynch9391 yes

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 4 роки тому +32

      i mean at least you can pull the "my dad worked for microsoft" line

    • @shaqdzlx
      @shaqdzlx 4 роки тому +2

      @@Cat-ki3hy yes 😂

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +987

    That clip of Steve Ballmer absolutely losing his shit with the "Actual CEO of Microsoft" caption was perfect

    • @gachafallv2946
      @gachafallv2946 4 роки тому +18

      Holy shit I saw this comment right when that showed up

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 роки тому +63

      DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 роки тому +19

      @@glitchedoom DEVELOPER DEVELOPER DEVELOPER

    • @swiftrealm
      @swiftrealm 3 роки тому +54

      One thing is certain: Apple may have great dev conferences but you will never see Tim Cook yell developers for minutes on end

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 роки тому +8

      @@swiftrealm DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

  • @whitworth5s248
    @whitworth5s248 3 роки тому +388

    13:14 - I remember the day I discovered Pandora. A guy at work created a station for us to listen to while we worked. I thought it was cool, so I got it to listen to while studying. I made a station based on one relaxing song to listen to at bedtime, and I've been listening to that one station every night for almost 15 years now.

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector Рік тому +210

    The Zune 80 actually had a killer DAC, which is why it sounded really good. I can see this thing coming back as a Hi-Fi Walkman competitor.

    • @Algorithmic_deity
      @Algorithmic_deity Рік тому +4

      It actually has the Wolfson DAC.

    • @WltherBlitz
      @WltherBlitz Рік тому +4

      the zune 30 also uses a Wolfson chipset, so both were good.

    • @WltherBlitz
      @WltherBlitz Рік тому

      @@atlasnetwork7855 Haven't had to change my battery, its been what, 15 years? still lasts days without needing to charge. Do you even have a zune from personal experience?

  • @Codeslamer7
    @Codeslamer7 4 роки тому +2845

    'Aged like a fine milk' is a sentance I didn't know I needed

    • @JDMOON55555
      @JDMOON55555 4 роки тому +21

      Check out the sub reddit

    • @multiverseone8115
      @multiverseone8115 4 роки тому

      @@JDMOON55555 LOL

    • @multiverseone8115
      @multiverseone8115 4 роки тому +19

      How milk works:
      1) Data comes from the cow
      2) We LOL
      3) Put a zune and a PC into the milk
      4) Add the onion bot anime theme to the zune
      5) MOOOOOOOOO
      Btw I subscribed to you :3

    • @Felipe77646
      @Felipe77646 4 роки тому +7

      sentence

    • @Bakemono024
      @Bakemono024 4 роки тому +1

      I read ur comment as he was saying it

  • @makakogordo
    @makakogordo 4 роки тому +463

    "I subscribe to AvE and he's taught me that not all plastics are the same" I felt that

    • @Norweeg
      @Norweeg 4 роки тому +13

      That’s a skookum channel.

    • @noisyboy5085
      @noisyboy5085 4 роки тому +4

      I wonder how many canadian copacks thos would go for

    • @alex_thecarguy
      @alex_thecarguy 4 роки тому +4

      Absolutely did not expect this name drop either

  • @metaldragz987
    @metaldragz987 4 роки тому +457

    When the zune ui looks like the windows 8 ui
    It feels like a prediction of windows 8.

    • @zepic9093
      @zepic9093 4 роки тому +52

      Also windows phones

    • @metaldragz987
      @metaldragz987 4 роки тому +9

      @Zain Rafiq i totally forgot about windows phones! Thanks for reminding me. Im suprised those didnt last long.
      I have even managed to run windows 7 on a nokia lumia before windows 7 was discontinued

    • @thesuperchoober
      @thesuperchoober 4 роки тому +8

      That UI was a bad omen from day one

    • @sweetsonicgamer
      @sweetsonicgamer 4 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @sweetsonicgamer
      @sweetsonicgamer 4 роки тому +4

      Or it looks like windows media interface on windows 7

  • @gentlemansauer
    @gentlemansauer Рік тому +295

    Honestly, back in like 06-07 when they launched, I got one bc it looked pretty decent, had a radio that didn't completely suck for that time, and it held as much as the ipods and on sale, I got mine for like $150, maybe a little less. It worked for what I wanted until it was stolen..... 1 week before an article about how they sucked came out and even pawn shops didn't really want them. Also, apparently they touted DRM but um........ that obviously didn't work at all, lol

    • @PeeperSnail
      @PeeperSnail Рік тому +4

      Lmao, that robber got instant karma

    • @surkey5055
      @surkey5055 Рік тому

      "Awww man, all I could find was a brick"

    • @redslate
      @redslate Рік тому

      It worked really well on the sharing feature (3 plays only). It was never meant to prevent you from adding media to your own device. It was actually incredibly open-ended compared to the iPod, even accepting additional media formats.

  • @Dr.TJ_Eckleburg
    @Dr.TJ_Eckleburg 3 роки тому +811

    As a contrarian, I was really into the Zune around the time this came out. Fortunately I was also a very lazy contrarian so I never actually got around to buying one. I eventually was gifted an iPod by my company as part of a bonus, so that's how my choice in the Player Wars was made.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 2 роки тому +34

      Hearing someone talk about a Microsoft product as the alternative product for contrarians, circa mid-2000s, is really funny to me. :-D It just goes to show how thoroughly the iPod annihilated the PMP market at the time.

    • @porscheoscar
      @porscheoscar 2 роки тому +3

      You lazy bum

  • @mysticmoon3758
    @mysticmoon3758 3 роки тому +525

    Man. I remember in school all the cool alternative kids had a zune for a while. I was a very uncool alternative kid and wanted one soooo bad, but my family couldn't afford one so I got the $15 mp3 players from walmart. Turns out I didn't miss much.

    • @Qce-i6d
      @Qce-i6d 3 роки тому +37

      Don't worry man, I was rocking a Panasonic cd player when all the cool kids already had ipods.

    • @Mukawakadoodoo
      @Mukawakadoodoo 3 роки тому +10

      @@Qce-i6d damn. I want a CD player now just for shits & giggles.

    • @joshuakhaos4451
      @joshuakhaos4451 3 роки тому +8

      Of my little group of alternative kids I ran with, only one had a Zune lol. And we all teased him for it.

    • @Mike_Jones281
      @Mike_Jones281 3 роки тому +14

      The Zune was actually a great MP3 player. Combined with the Music Pass, it was one hell of a way to discover and download music. The Zune HD was even better! I miss my Zune.

    • @elfedorausado
      @elfedorausado 3 роки тому +7

      Never fret. I had a late Sharp walkman when everyone was into Discmans (or Discmen?). When I could finally afford a portable CD player, iPods were over a year into the market. It was not until 2005 that I could (at last) own a 1st gen iPod Nano... still have it, still works.

  • @patrickloftis7196
    @patrickloftis7196 4 роки тому +999

    "That is..." please say egg bag, please say egg bag, "A quality egg bag." Success.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 4 роки тому +8

      Egg

    • @Mviews-vb5mj
      @Mviews-vb5mj 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @kasrakh86
      @kasrakh86 4 роки тому +4

      It would've been really funny if actually put an egg in the egg bag in the video lol

    • @Banaanaei
      @Banaanaei 4 роки тому

      @Matyáš Waldhans Same

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 4 роки тому +2

      DECEARING EGG

  • @LiqdPT
    @LiqdPT Рік тому +31

    12:00 the best part about the wifi was (as I recall) wireless syncing. Drop the Zune in the charger, it'd connect to your pc on the network and automatically sync music that'd been dropped in the music folder, etc

  • @brian954
    @brian954 4 роки тому +531

    I’ve been putting off this episode.. I had an old friend that got hooked on drugs and stole my Zune. Sold it for 1, maybe 2 pills. But I had that thing for a few years and absolutely loved that thing. And despite having an iPhone, AirPods, Apple Watch, iPad, etc.. I might have to grab me a Zune again.

    • @memelord8769
      @memelord8769 4 роки тому +41

      Brian Nichols
      (If you are telling the truth)
      I hope your friend got treatment and stopped doing the drugs and I hope they're living a stable life now

    • @brian954
      @brian954 4 роки тому +71

      Meme Lord876 last time I saw him, he graduated from opioid pills to heroin. That stuff is a slippery slope 😕

    • @LarryTheBassplayer
      @LarryTheBassplayer 4 роки тому +10

      My brother had one. I "borrowed" it all the time. He got mad.

    • @salem8357
      @salem8357 4 роки тому +26

      Brian Nichols that sucks man, my father was addicted to heroin. they dont call black tar for no reason, I hope for his sake he gets better but the slope only gets more slippery from here

    • @poppinmycollar
      @poppinmycollar 4 роки тому +7

      I loved my Time 30 in high school. Then I grabbed the Zine HD and was in heaven until I lost it. I still think about it. Solid devices.

  • @coaxill4059
    @coaxill4059 4 роки тому +363

    Microsoft's front page says "Protect yourself from tech scams"
    Are you telling me to close my browser?

    • @blakem2902
      @blakem2902 4 роки тому +6

      Yes immediately throw your hard drive out the window and remove internet explorer from your computer in whatever way possible

  • @pyro_bites9558
    @pyro_bites9558 4 роки тому +2123

    Dankpods: “This is the worst Microsoft failure”
    Microsoft Kin: *b o n j o u r*

    • @itsTyrion
      @itsTyrion 4 роки тому +54

      Microsoft what?

    • @gabrielgarcia9822
      @gabrielgarcia9822 4 роки тому +205

      @@itsTyrion there was this twitter bot that learned from responses, but people made it say racial slurs.

    • @itsTyrion
      @itsTyrion 4 роки тому +19

      @@gabrielgarcia9822 oh that thing xDD

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 4 роки тому +74

      There is no such thing as a worst Microsoft failure

    • @pyro_bites9558
      @pyro_bites9558 4 роки тому +2

      @@wesleymays1931 👌

  • @DasBoSchitt2
    @DasBoSchitt2 Рік тому +122

    It's still ironic looking at this video because the Groove music player software (meant to replace Media Player) has Zune as it's internal name in windows

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat Рік тому +7

      Wow, no wonder Groove kind of sucks 💀

    • @roystonlodge
      @roystonlodge Рік тому

      @@jewelxiat Which is why they replaced it with “Media Player” in the recent Windows update.

  • @Utkarsh_A
    @Utkarsh_A 4 роки тому +129

    7:44 Ahh I remember when a kid back in school pulled out his iPod Shuffle, teacher cracked it until he plugged it in and used it as a Flash Drive and I just remember thinking, "Damnnnnnnnnnn we really are living in a future" ahh the good ol' days

    • @aterack833
      @aterack833 4 роки тому +15

      Utkarsh Anand cracked it? Like damaged? Or is that some slang?

    • @Utkarsh_A
      @Utkarsh_A 4 роки тому +35

      @@aterack833 Haha sorry it's probably an Australian/ NZ thing, it's basically slang for getting angry, like the breaking point. So in this case the teacher got angry cause the kid had pulled an iPod out in class

    • @LULU1422__
      @LULU1422__ 4 роки тому +4

      I used my ipod nano as a flashdrive

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 4 роки тому +4

      @@LULU1422__ I use my computer as a flash drive for my iPod Nano Gen.7

  • @gilbryamt
    @gilbryamt 4 роки тому +440

    “To rush it out the door in time for Christmas”, gave me PlayStation Classic PTSD

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 4 роки тому +15

      gave me Sonic '06 PTSD

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 4 роки тому +1

      I mean the ps1 classic was great once it was modded and the price drops. 30$ and a thumb drive for a decent looking ps1 emulator box and 2 usb gamepads? Yes please

    • @aheiiv
      @aheiiv 4 роки тому +2

      @@TorutheRedFox I KNEW I'D SEE SUCH COMMENT

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 4 роки тому

      You aren't far off with that actually, I'd say it was almost as big of a flop as the PlayStation Classic just simply due to poor timing on Microsoft's part, but back when the iPhone 5 was new, the Zune HD was all I had, and it's a damn good music player in my opinion. Can't really do anything else, but it plays music pretty well, in fact I'd go as far to say that the sound quality there is better than it is on my Moto G7

    • @Hat-
      @Hat- 4 роки тому

      Gave me Xbox 360 PTSD

  • @icmeric
    @icmeric 4 роки тому +273

    Honestly, this has the packaging of a flagship smartphone in 2019

    • @A-ID-A-M
      @A-ID-A-M 4 роки тому +2

      Daniel Chapman I see nothing wrong lol

    • @A-ID-A-M
      @A-ID-A-M 4 роки тому +5

      @@someidiot4311 ik. Its just spartphone is better.

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 4 роки тому

      I love spartphones, so do I spazphones, and spunkphones.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 роки тому +1

      _1 Smart Fella, he Felt Smart........2 Fart Smellas, they Smelt Fart._

  • @thatdude3298
    @thatdude3298 Рік тому +26

    I might have been one of the few folks who actually loved their zune. The large clear screen made it great to watch movies on the go. The operating system was clean and easy to use. It just came out at a weird time and everyone was too focused on apple.

  • @Qce-i6d
    @Qce-i6d 3 роки тому +620

    The interface looks like a really early, hasn't-made-it-off-the-inspiration-napkin version of windows 10.

    • @semirmohamedov200
      @semirmohamedov200 3 роки тому +42

      Really reminds me of the Lumia phones' UI. And that thing is from 2006!

    • @ryan.8783
      @ryan.8783 3 роки тому +31

      It’s like the Windows 8 of media players

    • @matiaspereyra9392
      @matiaspereyra9392 3 роки тому +15

      To me it looks more like a proto version of the list of apps for the windows phone

    • @arteonyx
      @arteonyx 3 роки тому +9

      @@semirmohamedov200 Segoe UI era

    • @BenRangel
      @BenRangel 3 роки тому +12

      Yes! The Metro Design Language was introduced with Windows Phone 7, it was av evolution of what they did with Zune.

  • @debugempty
    @debugempty 4 роки тому +169

    My dad had two. He still has one of them. The other one apparently was prone to failure.

    • @humankerbal3623
      @humankerbal3623 4 роки тому +1

      *D U N G U S*

    • @jefferyt5125
      @jefferyt5125 4 роки тому +1

      Correction: The entire Zune brand was prone to failure. (Cool he still has it though.)

    • @debugempty
      @debugempty 4 роки тому +1

      @@jefferyt5125 It works still. The other one had a broken "clickwheel" (idk the name)

    • @xX_cumtech_Xx
      @xX_cumtech_Xx 4 роки тому +1

      Hardwired to selfdistruct

  • @adam_roman
    @adam_roman 2 роки тому +530

    The 80gb second gen Zune was perfection. The squircle felt so much nicer to use than the 30gb's d-pad and even the click wheel

    • @adam_roman
      @adam_roman 2 роки тому +21

      @thenormz1n I thought so too, but I loaded it with movies and TV shows, plus about 20gb of music so it filled up quick haha

    • @Jules-69lol
      @Jules-69lol Рік тому +2

      @thenormz1n you'd think so but i have 57gb of mp3s

    • @slaytanicsabbath
      @slaytanicsabbath Рік тому +3

      Dude I absolutely loved mine, I still have it but no charging cable, I had alot of funny stuff from the old channel frederator.

    • @donm9090
      @donm9090 Рік тому +6

      Touch squircle master race. The small zune was a fantastic device. Sad day when the battery balooned 😢

    • @bretthousman8317
      @bretthousman8317 Рік тому +3

      @prod_normz It came in 120. I still have a black 120. There were other improvements too. The screen was better, pictures looked great on it. Plus, if I remember correctly, it DID function as an external drive. Or maybe you had to get the songs into zune first, then transfer. Idk, I was about 17 years old and I loved it.

  • @seanpfister993
    @seanpfister993 Рік тому +20

    It was Christmas 2009. This was the gift. It was ok but always a hassle. Robot chicken came out with a skit that hit closed to home.

  • @j-tag4913
    @j-tag4913 3 роки тому +893

    Microsoft guy definitely coked out of his mind.... hence the sweat.

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 3 роки тому +90

      That Microsoft clip makes E3 and Minecon cringe compilations look quiet and reserved.

    • @zanerkindardis8978
      @zanerkindardis8978 3 роки тому +29

      @Kurt ohneGurt that would explain the god complex xD

    • @kaosbc
      @kaosbc 3 роки тому +4

      he had the drip goin if u watch

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 роки тому +21

      @@kaosbc silly Steve Ballmer, he can't have the drip

    • @SeanSMST
      @SeanSMST 3 роки тому +11

      God love him. He was an absolute madlad but it worked. For the most part he was a successful ceo.

  • @rocklorito
    @rocklorito 4 роки тому +315

    When he said "They basically turned buying music into buying animated decals for Rocket League"
    I felt that.

    • @oneminutewonder77
      @oneminutewonder77 4 роки тому +1

      These weren't bad devices at all, they just didn't receive the support that they should've. Not to mention by the time that they launched them, Apple already had the market share and millions of iTunes customers.

  • @spookysenpai2837
    @spookysenpai2837 4 роки тому +131

    Steve Ballmer lookin like a pyramid scheme CEO

  • @TheGregoYatzee
    @TheGregoYatzee Рік тому +15

    I have never seen software as good as Zune. We had the Zune HD. With the size of storage, was nice to be able to manage what was synced to the device without having to build a playlist. You just scroll through your library and easily see what was and wasn't on your device. I long for that functionality on my phone.

  • @sneez105
    @sneez105 4 роки тому +460

    "This is by far my favorite failure of all time."
    Sounds like my dad talking to me

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 4 роки тому +12

      At least u are his favorite failure :(

    • @rezcellent
      @rezcellent 4 роки тому +3

      At least you fuckers have a dad

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 4 роки тому

      @@idcHedumpedme im my dads greatest failure and im grateful everyday

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 4 роки тому

      @@idcHedumpedme wish you all the best

  • @Lowkey420
    @Lowkey420 4 роки тому +770

    Just imagine living in 2020 and we “squirt” our music to other people.

    • @Gregory_12
      @Gregory_12 4 роки тому +16

      11:48 mmm, I love my poo

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 роки тому +11

      *that's what she said-*

    • @energyvampire1672
      @energyvampire1672 4 роки тому +18

      DON"T MAKE ME SQUIRT YOU BOY !

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 роки тому +3

      @@energyvampire1672 *THAT'S WHAT SHE SA-*

    • @SgtTurret
      @SgtTurret 4 роки тому +4

      It sounds straight outta GTA

  • @Angelzgate
    @Angelzgate 3 роки тому +72

    I had a zune and fun fact one of my favorite songs is from the sonic youth titled “diamond sea” and on the zune market place it was removed from the album cause the track was too big 😔

  • @TheDawnofVanlife
    @TheDawnofVanlife Рік тому +10

    I pretty much owned every version of the Zune, including the beautiful Zune HD. I was burning my CDs in mp3 and also ripping movies into files compatible with the Zune. I didn’t much care about the music store and in my vague memory, it was actually super easy. Like I don’t remember struggling with it at all. I use to travel for work and I remember taking my Zune along with all the movies and music I like without having to lug CDs or a portable DVD player. I loved it.

  • @davidwave4
    @davidwave4 3 роки тому +508

    The Zune was actually pretty damn good, after the first gen. The Zune HD was my favorite MP3 player.

    • @GatheredStorm_YT
      @GatheredStorm_YT 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah looking into the gen 2 Zune looks like it was amazing, but it’s just that it’s predecessor sucked, also I have to wonder what the Zune Nano was like

    • @nihthasu
      @nihthasu 3 роки тому +11

      I still have and use my Zune (the last non-touchscreen version.) Meanwhile my wife regularly gripes about how hard it is to put music on her iPod.

    • @bslygh
      @bslygh 3 роки тому +3

      My stepson stole my zune hd it was actually a really nice mp3 player with a good ui

    • @TheMybulls1990
      @TheMybulls1990 3 роки тому +1

      I used to love my zune hd player the problem was not enough apps to compete with iPod touch and the zune music pass was 14$ a month then went down to 10$ a month and the other bad thing is not every song was available with a music pass subscription

    • @PotterMarauder
      @PotterMarauder 2 роки тому +2

      I loved my Zune HD

  • @adriennelinto7484
    @adriennelinto7484 4 роки тому +142

    I first thought the zune charger was the apple one

    • @worf8964
      @worf8964 4 роки тому

      i think we all did

    • @half-qilin
      @half-qilin 4 роки тому

      The old Apple charger is shorter and wider.
      Then there’s the lightning port used on the iNano 7.

  • @meismagiic4779
    @meismagiic4779 4 роки тому +330

    "Its basically a modern triple a game" Cries in *BFV*

  • @Luthiart
    @Luthiart Рік тому +25

    Man, I had an Archos 504... That thing was great! I was an early cable-cutter and I used the Archos (with the dock and remote) as my entertainment center. Between all the free TV/Movie apps and the ability to go online, I never felt I was lacking in entertainment media. They were extremely thin on the ground in the US, though. I bought mine off ebay (after doing some research into the unit), and I didn't know anybody who ever even heard of it, let alone owned one.

    • @OddWoz
      @OddWoz Рік тому +2

      I remember those now!!! I wanted one so bad too >.

    • @YesNo-rz2dn
      @YesNo-rz2dn Рік тому +1

      I got one a few months ago (stole it from the recycling bin after my neighbor put it there at my Staples store) and found she had porn preloaded on it😂

  • @greenprotag
    @greenprotag 4 роки тому +98

    I gotta be honest, I missed my Zune 30GB for AGES. I even had the video out cable to play movies on a TV. As a budding tech enthusiast, I bulled through the headaches of set ups and absolutely PACKED my zune with my dad's MASSIVE CD collection and also packed it with a few movies. Mine was stolen. Never got it back.

    • @steveheist6426
      @steveheist6426 4 роки тому +1

      RIP Zune.... Do you still have the CDs at least?

    • @greenprotag
      @greenprotag 4 роки тому +4

      Most likely not, but I may still have the video out cable somewhere.
      Not sure I would need to dig through my adapters. The main problem with the CD is it was basically useless almost immediately.
      Even by that time they had started internet based updates. The problem was you had to manually download them and there wasn't much reason you would know to do that at the time besides nothing working properly.
      If I find the disk I will reply promptly

    • @greenprotag
      @greenprotag 4 роки тому +4

      Hey, what do you know?
      I found the install CD.

    • @elgigante2001
      @elgigante2001 4 роки тому +2

      I had a Zune 30 and loved it, but then the date glitch hit it and bricked it. Luckily I had bought the 2 year protection plan, but when I took it in to get replaced they didn't have the Zune 30 in stock. They did have the Zune 120 and they offered me that as a replacement as long as I was willing to pay the difference in price, which I did. That player lasted me a good couple years. I used it daily until the battery started not to hold a charge as long as it use to. Then the hard drive stopped working. I would power it on and the hard drive spun up made a few clicks then nothing. It wouldn't go past the Zune logo after power up. At that point there was nothing I could do. My protection plan was long expired, and they were recently discontinued when it died and I couldn't find it anymore. I still have it, but it makes me sad because it reminds me of better times when I would just listen to my music all day long.

    • @mioda3109
      @mioda3109 4 роки тому +1

      I missed my Zune as well, I had one of the smaller ones that looked like one of the old ipod nanos and I ended up losing it in high school and never got it back. Not gunna lie I still miss it

  • @dadude1425
    @dadude1425 4 роки тому +42

    Dude! Love the AvE shoutout! I've been watching him for years, so when I see people like DankPods and William Osmond shout him out it makes it feel like I'm part of a friend circle of UA-camrs I love watching also that enjoy the same other content I like!

  • @BudgetBuildsOfficial
    @BudgetBuildsOfficial 4 роки тому +422

    This is going to sound aincient. But a long long long long time ago when Microsoft Phones were actually somewhat common over here in UK I had a HTC Mozart for a while.
    The software HTC Provided actually worked better for syncing music to phones and Zunes than the Microsoft made stuff.
    I remember seeing alot of people using a fork of the software from a random forum, to sync to their Zunes.
    This was back in the Windows 7 days so not sure all too relevant. But completely puts into perspective how poor MS was with their support... When HTC can do it better, and it's meant for phones.

    • @DankPods
      @DankPods  4 роки тому +79

      Oh heck I might have to look into that then! Maybe it was just arrogance from MS around this time as they really didn’t seem to be taking things very seriously!

    • @BudgetBuildsOfficial
      @BudgetBuildsOfficial 4 роки тому +26

      @@DankPods The files might still be out there somewhere. I remember the HTC Suite by default having a heavy Zune Infuence.
      Best of luck with it mate. Hope you can stick some more CASIOPEA on there like that.

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX 4 роки тому +8

      I'm going to make note of this for myself, just in case I ever replace the hard disk on my Zune (a brown 30 gb just like this one, lol). They made huge hard drives in the weird 1.5 inch form factor this uses. imagine stuffing 200gb into one of these!

    • @LULU1422__
      @LULU1422__ 4 роки тому +1

      @@DankPods try windows 8 with the zune

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 4 роки тому +5

      My two favorite youtubers, talking no way this is epic

  • @peterpanda1970
    @peterpanda1970 Рік тому +70

    I still got my 80gb and still love it despite the fact that Spotify dethroned it really bad. The earphones that came in the box were the most luxurious thing coming as standard pack at the time

  • @ttv_switcher260
    @ttv_switcher260 4 роки тому +405

    imagining 12 year olds back then searching up "how to squirt" but getting WAY different results

  • @mikgill7373
    @mikgill7373 4 роки тому +2895

    The best part of my Zune was that i got a full refund.

  • @hunternelson3018
    @hunternelson3018 3 роки тому +1610

    I learned about these from the simpsons and guardians of the galaxy 2.

    • @bcouch9886
      @bcouch9886 3 роки тому +45

      That’s bad are you like 9

    • @hunternelson3018
      @hunternelson3018 3 роки тому +149

      @@bcouch9886 no i just have never needed a portable music player of any kind.

    • @bcouch9886
      @bcouch9886 3 роки тому +14

      @@hunternelson3018 ok

    • @Durhn
      @Durhn 3 роки тому +109

      @@Cooe. bud it’s a FRICKIN ZOONE
      I don’t think anyone knew about this

    • @frede2021
      @frede2021 3 роки тому +134

      @@Cooe. acting as if he had any choice in the year he would be born LMfAOO

  • @AnthonyFrisko
    @AnthonyFrisko 2 роки тому +38

    I had the original Zune brown and The Zune HD. I kinda loved them. More than anything the software was better at making good playlists than most of the current services. Literally just the fact that you could sort music by play count.

    • @OddWoz
      @OddWoz Рік тому +1

      Me too. I actually grew to love that ugly brown/green iridescent color lol

    • @redslate
      @redslate Рік тому +1

      It was genuinely great software. Everything was drag-and-drop; plus, it would typically update your media automatically (album art, track names, etc).
      It didn't bother you about DRM or anything. It was so unobtrusive. All you had to do was ensure you had the right file type and *bam* ! Synced.

  • @lkswift
    @lkswift 4 роки тому +17

    You missed the best thing that came in the box! the Zoon-branded anti-slip pad for your car! You could place your Zoon on the dash where it would be quickly killed by the sun, and the first time you had to brake hard it would FLY out the window. Good times. (full disclosure: I still have mine.)

  • @SombreroKnight
    @SombreroKnight 4 роки тому +278

    Man I forgot that the Zune even existed.

    • @don6359
      @don6359 4 роки тому +4

      Zune more like snooze

    • @thatoneguy6469
      @thatoneguy6469 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @skyw4tch
      @skyw4tch 4 роки тому +1

      pepperidge farm remembers

    • @TheLilmage7
      @TheLilmage7 4 роки тому +2

      @@skyw4tch hahaha best comeback

    • @TheWarlockGamma
      @TheWarlockGamma 4 роки тому +2

      The only reason I know what it is is Guardians of the Galaxy

  • @TheRealTedNeal
    @TheRealTedNeal 3 роки тому +332

    I personally loved the Zune. Plus their subscription service was far ahead of it's time.

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 2 роки тому +22

      Being ahead of of your time for how to get people to pay for things only really works if you actually get any money out of it

    • @stschannelt1476
      @stschannelt1476 2 роки тому +5

      @fntTheSmth pandora was a big thing at the time too so more and more people stopped paying for music.

  • @mwiz100
    @mwiz100 Рік тому +46

    I remember this era. It was wild, that first Zune was indeed absolutely underwhelming. The second generation, THAT thing genuinely impressed me. As ya mentioned excellent feel in the hand, the combo touch/d-pad was brilliant to use. Can't speak to any of the sync side since I was fully Mac/iPod but at least the hardware was nice.

  • @JanitorScruffy
    @JanitorScruffy 4 роки тому +15

    I forgot the Zune existed until that scene in Guardians of the Galaxy 2:Electric Boogaloo, where at the end of the movie, Peter has lost his trademark 70's Walkman, and his space pirate friend hands him an MP3 player he found in the trash and tells him that it's called a "Zune".
    Forgot that entire movie and only remember that bit.

  • @thegibsterpresents4964
    @thegibsterpresents4964 4 роки тому +419

    Him complaining about squirting and the “Have a poo” joke is a lot of talk from someone who comes from the same part of the world as Golden gaytimes

    • @somerandomguy2546
      @somerandomguy2546 4 роки тому +16

      The gibster Presents in my defense they are AMAZING

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 4 роки тому +4

      @@somerandomguy2546 I wanna try a golden gaytime sometine

    • @vloneknight
      @vloneknight 4 роки тому +12

      mate you gotta try a golden gaytime, legendary

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 4 роки тому +4

      @@mrinternet4800 golden gaytimes are Australian icecreams

    • @vloneknight
      @vloneknight 4 роки тому

      Mr Internet how is he a homophobe? to be fair if the golden gaytime was released today it wouldnt be called that

  • @janmelantu7490
    @janmelantu7490 2 роки тому +132

    That Zune UI looks straight out of Windows 10. I’m surprised how many bridges Microsoft burned both before introducing the zoom and after discontinuing it. Just a colossal failure on most levels

    • @Simk1d
      @Simk1d 2 роки тому +15

      Fun fact, the UI elements for windows 8/10 ACTUALLY started with the fonts from the Zune/Kin phone.

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 Рік тому +2

      @@Simk1d Yup

    • @gabrielsemipro
      @gabrielsemipro Рік тому +1

      Looks exactly like an windows 8 phone

    • @JosephM101
      @JosephM101 Рік тому +1

      Honestly, that metro design with the black background and OLED display looked excellent! It was fluid, light, and (relatively) uncomplicated.

    • @BrianGon89
      @BrianGon89 Рік тому +1

      Metro was supposed to be the design renaissance for MS but it never quite took on windows imo

  • @granddaloxe8572
    @granddaloxe8572 Рік тому +15

    Im proud to announce that i noticed there was a zune in guardian of the galaxy thanks to this

  • @FrainBreeze_AM
    @FrainBreeze_AM 4 роки тому +124

    If there was a chocolate bar called "the poo" I'm buying it no matter had bad it tastes

    • @rudimentaryganglia
      @rudimentaryganglia 4 роки тому

      Even if it tastes like poo?

    • @azersheiru492
      @azersheiru492 4 роки тому +18

      @@rudimentaryganglia Especialy if it test like poo.

    • @GOODLUCKMUSIC8
      @GOODLUCKMUSIC8 4 роки тому

      f you're a ZUNE LOVER, and a enthusiast for music creation, here's a NEW music roulette style series called, "WHAT ARE YOU ZUNE!". Watch a music producer samples 3 tracks, at random, from a ZUNE , and recreates a whole new music piece. enjoy!
      ua-cam.com/play/PLLjs8iksOIxkn01fs5-sWcBo4Zr_BDQnT.html

    • @frauleinfunf
      @frauleinfunf 3 роки тому

      You’re the person Nathan Fielder was marketing to when he made poo flavored froyo

  • @boldiegoldie
    @boldiegoldie 4 роки тому +75

    A hot mess is a SEVERE understatement! Its more like a Volcanic mess

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 4 роки тому +201

    Please review the entire SanDisk Sansa lineup. The later versions like the Sansa View were great media machines for the discounted prices

    • @zmuzzy101
      @zmuzzy101 4 роки тому +9

      I had a Sanaa after having had iPods and I honestly loved it. They could also run rockbox which was fun.

    • @angy8yury
      @angy8yury 4 роки тому +6

      My first mp3 was a Sansa e260.

    • @Prozach45
      @Prozach45 4 роки тому +4

      I had a 4gb Sansa with an SD card slot and it was the best MP3 player I ever had.

    • @zmuzzy101
      @zmuzzy101 4 роки тому +1

      @@angy8yury I think that was the model I had too. It had a blue clickwheel.

    • @heatherpratchler1509
      @heatherpratchler1509 4 роки тому +1

      I remember my moms SanDisk Sansa, I don't know how it broke but it did, it was a good little machine

  • @davey3765
    @davey3765 Рік тому +9

    The brown was freaking awesome compared the every other silver/grey player out there. I worked at a retailer here in the states and they had one of these loaded with music on a display - I loved going to playing different tracks on it. We had it hooked up to a good stereo and the sound (at the time) was amazing. I really liked it compared to the ipod which I found somewhat confusing to navigate and load tracks onto.

  • @highpineapple
    @highpineapple 4 роки тому +156

    "Pushing it out in time for Christmas"
    Hello ET for Atari

    • @zafuro
      @zafuro 4 роки тому +1

      In that regard ET really was ahead of its time.

    • @ephemeralsummits
      @ephemeralsummits 4 роки тому +1

      Hello Sonic 2006 for PS3 and XBOX360

    • @SQUIDWORD15
      @SQUIDWORD15 4 роки тому +3

      Lots of stuff is pushed out for the holidays not just ET

    • @thewallduck2022
      @thewallduck2022 4 роки тому +1

      @@zafuro was that the one with the copies of ot found in the desert ?

    • @spacefacegaming
      @spacefacegaming 4 роки тому

      And it came out 2006 so yeah this zune came out right after sonic 06 😂

  • @markwduns
    @markwduns 4 роки тому +79

    "It really has aged like a fine milk."

  • @henryisolation9998
    @henryisolation9998 3 роки тому +55

    Was the “Have a poop” a reference to Aids chocolate? You know, the dietary chocolate snack that was really successful until...

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 3 роки тому +13

      Get thin, get ayds
      *also, these were outlawed in Canada due to excessive sweating, drying up of mucus glands, and even strokes

    • @weirdowolfiiex3669
      @weirdowolfiiex3669 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @Generic_Handle4573
    @Generic_Handle4573 Рік тому +6

    Unholy fact:The Bluetooth file transfer in windows xp is called fsquirt in the system32 folder

  • @kn41ls
    @kn41ls 4 роки тому +49

    I loved my zune... up until I lost it one drunken new years :(
    I never bought anything from the store though

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому

      Yeahh, I was never into buying digital music back in the day..probably because I was a filthy pirate without a job.

  • @charliethecockatoo2159
    @charliethecockatoo2159 3 роки тому +225

    "Microsoft rushed the Zune; 's basically a modern AAA game"
    Okay, Jim Sterling
    ps you have my subscription
    edit: after seeing those vintage Ballmer clips, wish I could offer you a second sub ;)

    • @charliethecockatoo2159
      @charliethecockatoo2159 3 роки тому +1

      @UA-cam Official thanks ;D

    • @GatheredStorm_YT
      @GatheredStorm_YT 3 роки тому

      @@charliethecockatoo2159 you talking to yourself there mate? Also yeah I get what you mean, I wish I could sub twice

  • @enemyac130
    @enemyac130 2 роки тому +50

    I owned a Zune HD but my real found memories come from the 120gb brick (gen 2) I owned in middle school. I pirated 100% of my music back then and had a collection exceeding 60gb, it was a pain to add everything to itunes at that time. The lack of app support was a serious drawback but it did everything I wanted and was sturdy. I think I just enjoyed having a brick in my pocket.

    • @reeepingk
      @reeepingk Рік тому +1

      A pain to add everything to itunes? What was clicking and dragging too much effort for you?

    • @OddWoz
      @OddWoz Рік тому +13

      @@reeepingk ​​⁠​⁠​⁠ ummm no. Nice try with the insult but you obviously have no idea what you’re talking about. iTunes locked up on windows with that large of libraries.

  • @erlgr
    @erlgr 2 роки тому +8

    I didn't expect to see CASIOPEA here, such a great band

    • @pentexsucks43
      @pentexsucks43 7 місяців тому +1

      Not like they're obscure. It's not 1988. They're bigger than ever now because of the internet

  • @StephenFasciani
    @StephenFasciani 4 роки тому +83

    Dude I have never laughed so hard in my life since I started watching your channel please keep it up I love your sense of humor.

  • @pancakes8966
    @pancakes8966 4 роки тому +75

    OMG *GET ON YOUR FEET* WAS PLAYING AT THE MICROSOFT CONFERENCE CLIP.

  • @saraadams5047
    @saraadams5047 4 роки тому +221

    I laughed SO hard at Steve Ballmer. I completely forgot about him.

    • @thepgo666
      @thepgo666 4 роки тому +18

      I knew about the DEVELOPERS one but the autistic scream is even better holy shit

    • @55Tonythetigar
      @55Tonythetigar 4 роки тому +7

      Bruhh is the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers now if you didn't know 🤣

    • @christinademps374
      @christinademps374 4 роки тому +11

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @ATBPjako
      @ATBPjako 4 роки тому

      I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know you either

    • @brandonjamesstudio
      @brandonjamesstudio 4 роки тому +8

      One word.... Cocaine, lots and lots of cocaine.

  • @Aquarius199
    @Aquarius199 2 роки тому +2

    I had a black Zune 30GB model from 2008 to 2013. It brought a lot of fond memories, as I listened to music with it on trips. I even had over 2000 songs on it. Unfortunately, it's hard drive went faulty and died, so I got a iPod Classic 160GB model the same year from someone who barely used it, which currently has over 4000 songs on it. Despite it having more space, I will always remember my old Zune.

  • @ozmond
    @ozmond 4 роки тому +57

    The Zune had it’s own little Y2K

  • @busdriver6250
    @busdriver6250 4 роки тому +82

    Imma say it, this man is the soul reason why I ordered myself an iPod

  • @playstationRLZ
    @playstationRLZ 4 роки тому +53

    HOLY SHIT! I HAD AN M-ROBE... it has to be at my parents house somewhere. I'm devoting all of tomorrow to finding it

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 4 роки тому +1

      Find it?

    • @instant2599
      @instant2599 4 роки тому

      Did you find it?

    • @playstationRLZ
      @playstationRLZ 4 роки тому +2

      I looked for 2 hours with no luck. I did find an old Samsung rant cellphone though. That brought back some serious memories.

    • @instant2599
      @instant2599 4 роки тому +2

      playstationRLZ sorry you couldn’t find it but at least you got that nostalgia trip

    • @TheHolyDuck
      @TheHolyDuck 4 роки тому

      Did u finally find it😩?

  • @TacoTommy
    @TacoTommy 2 роки тому +6

    Man I have the Metal Zune with touchpad and vibration feedback, I loved that thing! The games were fun and the UI was awesome with custom backgrounds haha, I had to get that out and charge it after watching this, too many memories!!!

  • @strystyl
    @strystyl 3 роки тому +218

    I would love to see a perspective on the zune HD since it really felt like a much better sequel

    • @bslygh
      @bslygh 3 роки тому +10

      The hd was solid wish I still had mine

    • @Scroolewse
      @Scroolewse Рік тому +3

      yeah that was the one I had. I remember really liking it but I had not context of its competitors to really say whether or not it was good, it played music in my ears which was really cool.

    • @rachelblake2350
      @rachelblake2350 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I'd like to see a video on the HD too. Great little player. Limited, but it had a gorgeous design and UI, and had a ton of potential.

    • @stofio
      @stofio Рік тому +3

      If I could get a new one today I would in a second. Loved mine and used it happily until the day it died

    • @danteerskine7678
      @danteerskine7678 Рік тому

      @@stofio to be honest, who needs a zune of 30gb in 2023??? Cheap android smartphones support exfat or micro SD xc which can go up to 2tb . Get a galaxy a03 or something, put a 512 gb micro SD card and you can put your entire music collection on it

  • @landonblock
    @landonblock 4 роки тому +68

    Frank better be in this vid
    Update: no frank and I’m disappointed

  • @benjaminwaechter2570
    @benjaminwaechter2570 4 роки тому +71

    Yo, Casiopea slaps. You’re a man of good taste.

    • @haydenhold7451
      @haydenhold7451 4 роки тому

      A$AP Rocky as well. Dude confirmed lit

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 4 роки тому +2

      I noticed that in an older video, and suddenly I feel *SLIGHTLY* less niche

    • @michaelhoyle9925
      @michaelhoyle9925 4 роки тому

      Sicko album

    • @Zawmbbeh
      @Zawmbbeh 4 роки тому +2

      mint jams best album of the 1980s

    • @xorgbeep
      @xorgbeep 4 роки тому +1

      I thought you meant cassie0pia*, our overweight goddess. my bad.

  • @marcoscholte9911
    @marcoscholte9911 13 днів тому +2

    I was gifted a black Zune right when it came out. I still have it. Still use it. I love it. The other day it fell out of my pocket when I was biking. Straight on to the concrete. It survived!
    Granted, I had a case around it but still. I think it looks really cool and feels high-end. The PC software for it could have been better :D

  • @agaphmouesu
    @agaphmouesu 4 роки тому +172

    the tittle should've been "buying a zune in june"

    • @allahbless2278
      @allahbless2278 4 роки тому +2

      L

    • @BobWiersema
      @BobWiersema 4 роки тому

      That's good. I wasn't going to say anything about the thumbnail but, "hot mess" in the US typically refers to a good looking woman that's had to much to drink.

    • @sobertillnoon
      @sobertillnoon 4 роки тому +1

      *zoon

    • @sergioc.4967
      @sergioc.4967 4 роки тому +1

      Too zune

    • @NicoDiamante
      @NicoDiamante 4 роки тому

      Good one joke

  • @bobjonesisthebestastro
    @bobjonesisthebestastro 4 роки тому +872

    After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest...

  • @KapteinFruit
    @KapteinFruit 3 роки тому +15

    Ah man this video makes me miss my childhood. Early 2000s... Ah the good old times. PS2, iPod Classic, Xbox, super slow internet, no Snapchat or Messenger. Oh those were the days.

  • @ApplesauceNinja
    @ApplesauceNinja Рік тому +6

    I feel I stand as the lone remaining Zune fan. Back in the day I bought my first 20 gb model from Woot (back when the site still operated on the single item per day format) for $20. There was a lot it couldn't do, but it did what I needed, music and podcasts, very well. What I possibly loved most about it and the OG IPod, was the click wheel. I could navigate my Zune without taking it out of my pocket, which is something you just can't do with touchscreen devices. I collect Zune devices and peripherals now because I have a soft spot for failed hardware. 🙃

  • @anotherxyz
    @anotherxyz 4 роки тому +174

    The Zune was my favorite media player. I still use my Zune HD when doing house work and such.

    • @davemarsteller8377
      @davemarsteller8377 4 роки тому +5

      Me too!

    • @skylerb2218
      @skylerb2218 4 роки тому +26

      Zune HD was a great product I don't care what anyone says. The interface was much more slick than the iPods at the time.

    • @Stranaton
      @Stranaton 4 роки тому +2

      Yep, mine is still running
      Super thin and durable
      Battery still holds up too

    • @Randomninja47
      @Randomninja47 4 роки тому +7

      Zune and Zune HD were great. I still have a Zune HD but idk where my charge cord is. I vastly preferred it to the ipod. The drag and drop nature of the Zune software was superior to the iTunes sync crap. My mum had an ipod and we had nothing but trouble with it every time she had to sync music to it.

    • @JaMVengenz
      @JaMVengenz 4 роки тому +1

      I love my Zune HD! It stopped syncing its music :(

  • @frostbite3820
    @frostbite3820 3 роки тому +61

    I actually really dig the brown color with the silver accent. It'd not the easiest thing to do but if done right brown can be a pretty color.

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 3 роки тому +3

      Brown is actually one of my favorite colors. :)

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatguyalex2835 brown with a lighter silver looks....OK

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 3 роки тому +1

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ Yeah, it does. :) By the way, I am a brown guy. Sadly, a former family friend's father when I was age 8 said a racist comment (which I didn't know at the time), when I told him my favorite color was brown. He said "You must like brown cos that is your skin color". My parents and I broke up friendship due to that, and the fact that his kid is a spoiled brat who wanted to steal like 50 rocks out of our old home's backyard in 2009.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@thatguyalex2835 50 rocks!??! That's like a few thousand dollars depending on how big they are! I'd be so angry. Brown is very soothing heck 90% of our house is different shades of brown...our dog is brown and black!

    • @thatguyalex2835
      @thatguyalex2835 3 роки тому +2

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ Nah, they were small rocks (0.5 inches across), boring ones, but he wanted to find an agate, cos he was a 9 year old geology head in 2009. Don't get me wrong, I have a small rock collection, cos I like science also, but I don't steal rocks from someone else's landscaping.

  • @homelander3889
    @homelander3889 3 роки тому +1965

    *"It's basically a modern triple a game"*
    That line aged perfectly.
    Edit:- to all the braindead people crying in replies, it was specifically meant for cyberpunk.

    • @jakass
      @jakass 3 роки тому +174

      The line needed no aging, we've been in that age for 7 years now

    • @emzz7358
      @emzz7358 3 роки тому +12

      Like fine wine

    • @Disissid19
      @Disissid19 3 роки тому +35

      It didn't age to begin with

    • @WatcherKoops4677
      @WatcherKoops4677 3 роки тому +10

      *laughs in old games*

    • @flow185
      @flow185 3 роки тому +14

      @@WatcherKoops4677 laugh in indie

  • @Jamesbond22855
    @Jamesbond22855 2 роки тому +6

    I had a Creative Zen Vision M 30gb, enjoyed it a ton, but I wanted more storage. I ended up with a Zune 80gb 2nd gen in black, and I actually loved it. I loved the large screen, the wifi syncing, the touch pad, the entire experience honestly. I just replaced the battery today. Unfortunately the play button stuck a lot because of the shape, when twisted. Not being able to use it as an external drive was quite annoying, as well. I don't care, I still love it.