Katt Williams - White Baby

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  • Опубліковано 28 лип 2014
  • Katt Williams

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  • @gmadman7
    @gmadman7 9 років тому +2734

    That is a Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus , that is a Slavic baby, that is a Viking from Iceland.

  • @lawanda86
    @lawanda86 9 років тому +6171

    "That baby has 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant!" I'm done! lol

    • @blazeboy06
      @blazeboy06 3 роки тому +82

      Lmao I sent this to my wife with my credit report and told her I got white baby credit now

    • @lawanda86
      @lawanda86 3 роки тому +14

      @@blazeboy06 😂

    • @sciencewiz14
      @sciencewiz14 3 роки тому +24

      That was the absolute funniest part!

    • @astredflores4962
      @astredflores4962 3 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @MapleNewf
      @MapleNewf 2 роки тому +13

      My favourite line🤣💀

  • @yarnierolando
    @yarnierolando 8 років тому +4884

    "I mean no disrespect sir, I hope to work for you one day when I get out" hahahahahah....

  • @lyndseyreed949
    @lyndseyreed949 7 місяців тому +2309

    Not a second of this scene was wasted. Perfection.

    • @Casual_Nerd86
      @Casual_Nerd86 7 місяців тому +13

      I still to this day wonder if it's his kid

    • @enarush1
      @enarush1 6 місяців тому +9

      The rest of the movie was waste of time watching

    • @drewilliams8918
      @drewilliams8918 6 місяців тому +5

      Not written prior…. That’s talent

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 6 місяців тому

      ❤😂❤😂❤

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@drewiIlliams8918 I assumed it wasn't scripted but didn't know for sure!

  • @rebel1154
    @rebel1154 Рік тому +2524

    “I’ve never seen a baby with that type of Prescription” has me dying. 😂

    • @LadyAtheOnly
      @LadyAtheOnly 9 місяців тому +5

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @willdavis3802
      @willdavis3802 8 місяців тому +38

      I thought this was funny as hell, and then my coworker brought her frog eyed crotch spawn in to work one day, and Goddamn, that toddler could look at a map and see people waving. That poor little girl had stadium lights stuck on her face in glasses frames.

    • @Hello-DidYouKnow
      @Hello-DidYouKnow 8 місяців тому +4

      Bit mean...

    • @Phoenix-rc2wx
      @Phoenix-rc2wx 7 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @dismantledbrain5910
      @dismantledbrain5910 7 місяців тому +12

      @@willdavis3802 Anyone who calls babies "spawn" should be put on the FBI list.

  • @Ryan_11990
    @Ryan_11990 6 місяців тому +743

    I tried holding strong but lost it when he said “the nice white gentleman and your mother!”🤣

    • @apprentessjgooden2263
      @apprentessjgooden2263 6 місяців тому +35

      I meant no disrespect sir

    • @LuvleeLaydeeOV
      @LuvleeLaydeeOV 6 місяців тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JasonP6339
      @JasonP6339 5 місяців тому +7

      Yup yep that's the moment I busted out laughing like an idiot

  • @ItsEricaBeyetch
    @ItsEricaBeyetch 8 років тому +3162

    his glasses are certainly grown I never seen a baby with that type of prescription lol

  • @ellewisnicki5012
    @ellewisnicki5012 2 роки тому +701

    “Hope to work for you one day when I get out” I straight up cackled at that

  • @sputnixful
    @sputnixful 9 років тому +1490

    This is my first white baby
    He killed it!!! Rolling all over the floor laughing my whole ass off.

  • @OwenPlant532
    @OwenPlant532 7 місяців тому +188

    "That one might be mine. I'm not totally sure." LMAO

    • @Kelz91
      @Kelz91 4 місяці тому +11

      “Just because you name him Darren don’t mean he belongs to Darren”

  • @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405
    @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405 9 місяців тому +310

    Officer Joshua is working hard to not make direct eye contact 😅

  • @amandazallar5209
    @amandazallar5209 6 місяців тому +113

    “No disrepect sir, hope to work for you one day when I get out” 😂

  • @jamlane
    @jamlane 10 місяців тому +438

    This will still be hilarious 100 years from now. "From the Caucuses mountains." OMG

    • @TheSpazzQueen
      @TheSpazzQueen 8 місяців тому +13

      When i first saw this i didnt know that mount caucausus was real, and when i found that out it made it like a million times funnier!!!

    • @sonofJurell
      @sonofJurell 6 місяців тому +3

      What is the movie?

    • @katrinastevenson352
      @katrinastevenson352 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@sonofJurellschool dance

    • @Poeticfloetic
      @Poeticfloetic 6 місяців тому

      ​@@sonofJurellWas that a serious question???

    • @sonofJurell
      @sonofJurell 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Poeticfloetic yes! am I supposed to know every movie that's ever been made? Is your question serous?

  • @gregoryguarino25
    @gregoryguarino25 6 років тому +1706

    Anything Katt Williams touches is pure gold.... school dance was hot garbage but this scene literally made that entire movie, period. When he says “who’s goddamn white baby is that” or 730 as a credit score right now! was pure, unfiltered, unadulterated money. I about fell outta my chair, katt is that good.... I wonder how much of this was improvised on the spot.... we’ll probably never know. Katt is a special talent. #wellplayedsir #epicscene

    • @dougadams3791
      @dougadams3791 5 років тому +13

      Totally agree with everything you said!

    • @snowwolfe
      @snowwolfe 3 роки тому +3

      Except for that 7th grader he tried to touch that beat him up lol

    • @mgurrieri61
      @mgurrieri61 Рік тому +8

      Well put, Katt would slay an audience just reading off the alphabet. He’s THAT good..

    • @bethbigfoot3707
      @bethbigfoot3707 Рік тому

      @@dougadams3791 so wxqq

    • @bethbigfoot3707
      @bethbigfoot3707 Рік тому

      V

  • @chiloko84
    @chiloko84 7 років тому +810

    Katt Williams still one of the funniest character actors ever, had me in stitches!

    • @dfangirl72
      @dfangirl72 3 роки тому

      You need help if he's the funniest to you .

    • @robjj5373
      @robjj5373 Рік тому +13

      ​@@dfangirl72 he said one of. Learn to read

    • @evanbelisle8464
      @evanbelisle8464 10 місяців тому +3

      He’s one note but that one note is fantastic.

  • @HH4nn4hh
    @HH4nn4hh 9 місяців тому +85

    The lil “hi daddy” from the white baby at the beginning is so cute 😂

  • @seangamin6163
    @seangamin6163 6 місяців тому +180

    THIS NEVER GETS OLD. I FALL OUT EVERY TIME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Francine5522
      @Francine5522 6 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂 best thing I've seen in ages 😂😂😂

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide Місяць тому

      Same!!! 😂❤

  • @tiffanypipes808
    @tiffanypipes808 6 місяців тому +216

    Anyone here from Club Shay Shay? Katt Williams all 2024. Put some RESPECT on his name. #TeamKattWilliams 👑💐💯💋

    • @Armistead_MacSkye
      @Armistead_MacSkye 5 місяців тому +8

      Katt broke the whole internet. The algorithm brought us all here. I've been team Katt long before this. Katt will be trending forever. 💯

    • @Holmnielsen-
      @Holmnielsen- 5 місяців тому +6

      i've watched that interview three times now lol. made my year.

    • @miss.l.1563
      @miss.l.1563 5 місяців тому +1

      Was that the first time you saw this clip from ‘school dance’ ?

  • @Poecstasy
    @Poecstasy 4 роки тому +186

    1:40 when he starts talking to the kid like he was an adult, I lost it 💀

  • @gladnessevance6325
    @gladnessevance6325 6 років тому +320

    2018 Watched this & still laughed my ass out😂😂😂..
    "You've to Excuse me son, this is my first white baby"

    • @UnDeadplayer15
      @UnDeadplayer15 Рік тому +4

      What's this movie called

    • @jaja2084
      @jaja2084 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂I understand. I don't even have kids and I overstand

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@UnDeadplayer15 it's called School Dance

  • @marzthescum3113
    @marzthescum3113 6 місяців тому +97

    “That’s a Slavic baby Viking from Iceland “ 😂😂😂

  • @cynthiaholland13
    @cynthiaholland13 6 місяців тому +48

    This is the funniest scene I've ever seen in any movie

  • @dominiquejohnson6217
    @dominiquejohnson6217 3 роки тому +215

    “Can I please speak to my black son” 💀

  • @skiniminonochie
    @skiniminonochie 7 місяців тому +85

    This will forever be hilarious no matter how many times I see it.

  • @MarkSmith-kf6fr
    @MarkSmith-kf6fr 4 роки тому +437

    I love Katt. His timing and sentence structure is amazing. One of my top five favorite comics

  • @thebeastwithin6978
    @thebeastwithin6978 6 місяців тому +53

    He could have left it at “who’s goddamn white baby is that?” but Katt had to go the extra mile 🤣😂

  • @MrRocklover18
    @MrRocklover18 2 місяці тому +17

    “Officer joshua”
    The baby instantly turns back “dadda” 😂😂😂

  • @IsaiahHarrell
    @IsaiahHarrell 7 місяців тому +51

    "That means one after the motherf*cking other!" 😂😂😂😂

    • @PrimalBeats11
      @PrimalBeats11 3 місяці тому

      And I ain't never missed a day

  • @Niloolooloo
    @Niloolooloo 4 роки тому +221

    This scene is legendary. Katt Williams is a comic genius.

  • @kyaisiahskinner5193
    @kyaisiahskinner5193 9 років тому +212

    Thats almost a grown white man you done brought up in here.
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROTFF THT HAD ME WEEAAAKKKK

  • @zayzay2024
    @zayzay2024 4 роки тому +757

    Who’s here after seeing drakes baby

  • @RaphaelAshanti
    @RaphaelAshanti 7 років тому +251

    "That's almost a grown white man you brought in here. His glasses are certainly grown. I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription." ________________________.

    • @rarule1562
      @rarule1562 4 роки тому +25

      Prescription*

    • @RaphaelAshanti
      @RaphaelAshanti 2 місяці тому

      @@rarule1562 Thanks. It must've auto-popped on me.

  • @rikimaruakanomad2
    @rikimaruakanomad2 6 місяців тому +43

    When a 2 mins scene is better than the whole movie

  • @Follower_of_Yahusha
    @Follower_of_Yahusha 8 років тому +315

    in front of the nice white gentleman lmao

  • @subjectc7505
    @subjectc7505 7 місяців тому +45

    🤣the baby response about officer Johnson

  • @neokhohlooa5573
    @neokhohlooa5573 6 місяців тому +55

    I don't know how many times I've seen this scene through the years, it's still as hilarious (if not more) as it was years ago😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HayleyPhoebe
    @HayleyPhoebe 2 місяці тому +7

    “I’m sorry son, that’s my first white baby” 😂😂😂😂

  • @liberalmadness7248
    @liberalmadness7248 Рік тому +78

    Katt Williams absolutely killed it here!!!

  • @ladev91
    @ladev91 8 років тому +509

    a Slavic baby from the mountains of caucus lmaoooo

    • @zk1273382
      @zk1273382 8 років тому +23

      *Caucasus

    • @bostonsirish1
      @bostonsirish1 7 років тому

      bahahaha

    • @rouskeycarpel5097
      @rouskeycarpel5097 7 років тому +28

      Well the white race did originate in the caucus mountains so kat has a point.

    • @ladev91
      @ladev91 7 років тому +10

      Rouskey Carpel yeah, but it was just funny as hell

    • @MxMxM699
      @MxMxM699 5 років тому +4

      @@rouskeycarpel5097 thats not true. The etymology of the word is related to the myth of the people who lived on the mountains of Caucasus who were rumoured to be "the most beautiful and fair skinned people"

  • @diontoney9677
    @diontoney9677 7 місяців тому +18

    "Hope That I Can Work For You One Day When I Get Out." 🤣🤣

    • @skepchica
      @skepchica 6 місяців тому +1

      "You'll have to excuse me, son. This is my first white child."

  • @allisonsouthernbelle6415
    @allisonsouthernbelle6415 8 років тому +628

    That baby is white skinned not light skinned. That is a white child that is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus. LOL Love me some Katt Williams.

    • @mrl3g3ndd
      @mrl3g3ndd 8 років тому +116

      rice skinned*

    • @allisonsouthernbelle6415
      @allisonsouthernbelle6415 8 років тому +2

      Eren Jaeger Oh giggles oops. Thanks for the correction :)

    • @mrl3g3ndd
      @mrl3g3ndd 8 років тому +2

      No prob

    • @HoXanna
      @HoXanna 8 років тому +6

      +Allison Southern Belle giggles?

    • @F_And
      @F_And 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrl3g3ndd Rice Skinded

  • @King_me_son
    @King_me_son 3 роки тому +90

    The way he kept tappin on that glass always kills me! “Tap, Tap, Tap! Who’s goddamn white baby...” “Tap, Tap, Tap! That one might be mine...” 😂😂😂

  • @mrfixitman75
    @mrfixitman75 7 місяців тому +23

    Katt Williams is a damn National Treasure

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 7 місяців тому +64

    “This baby is rice skinned not light skinned” Lmao

  • @myspaceplays284
    @myspaceplays284 6 місяців тому +30

    “I don’t care what this baby’s name is…” genius 😂😂😂

  • @Teezyweez216
    @Teezyweez216 6 місяців тому +77

    He only worked one day and his scene carried the movie lol

    • @user-bm4ox4oi9w
      @user-bm4ox4oi9w 3 місяці тому +1

      What movie is it

    • @CrownMe13
      @CrownMe13 3 місяці тому +2

      @@user-bm4ox4oi9wI think it’s called School Dance or High School Dance something like that

  • @vanessapanico7484
    @vanessapanico7484 2 роки тому +181

    Katt Williams is 1 of the funniest people on this planet.. I remember going through a really tough time in my life and my bff came over w some junk food and a Katt Williams bootleg DVD lol (this was like 2004) and it solved all my problems...thank u Katt ..

  • @fourtyfrets
    @fourtyfrets 5 років тому +203

    You'll have to excuse me son, this is my first white baby

  • @melbinsantiago979
    @melbinsantiago979 Рік тому +41

    Reference the baby as sir gets me evry time I never seen this movie but this skit is everything I can't stop cackling 😂

  • @patriciadurham7627
    @patriciadurham7627 10 років тому +142

    From the mountains of Caucasous!!! LMAO!!!

  • @luquenciaoniqueriley2960
    @luquenciaoniqueriley2960 6 місяців тому +25

    His glasses are certainly grown I never seen a baby with that type of prescription 😂😂😂

  • @jaredh723
    @jaredh723 2 роки тому +31

    “Can’t wait to work for you one day” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️

  • @alsdaman8211
    @alsdaman8211 Рік тому +32

    "It's just this bitch..."😄Katt was in the zone this entire scene.

  • @truko5039
    @truko5039 6 місяців тому +22

    This scene made me believe everything Katt said in his interview!

    • @lamontmelrose7640
      @lamontmelrose7640 5 місяців тому

      he made that entire scene! I don't know how many takes they did, but if it was more than one, it took forever, becuz noone could stop laughing at this dude! absolute genius!

  • @2ndExoduspending
    @2ndExoduspending 6 місяців тому +14

    Why is everything he say funny? I’m laughing way after the clip is over😅

  • @scarletrosegaming3688
    @scarletrosegaming3688 8 місяців тому +18

    Officer josha and the baby even have the same glasses!😂

  • @fredpolis5642
    @fredpolis5642 7 років тому +55

    "Meaning no disrespect sir i hope to work for you one day when i get out"😂😂

  • @MarioCindric
    @MarioCindric 7 місяців тому +17

    "No disrespect sir, I hope to work for you one day."😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @MrWasa11
    @MrWasa11 Рік тому +41

    Katt Williams always brings it I almost choked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Enomra
    @Enomra 6 років тому +46

    His face says it all at the starting of the video😂😂

  • @Ebizzill
    @Ebizzill 2 роки тому +49

    im so appreciative that you kept the "this is my first white baby" part

  • @asiamonet3397
    @asiamonet3397 9 років тому +61

    "the nice white gentleman!" "His glasses are certainly grown!" lawd!!!!

  • @mercytoday
    @mercytoday Рік тому +34

    Katt needs to do more movies!!

    • @lynnerodgers4461
      @lynnerodgers4461 7 місяців тому

      What is the title of the movie

    • @greg9210
      @greg9210 7 місяців тому +5

      Actually it’s called “school dance” it’s a shitty movie this is the best scene

  • @kentkai9507
    @kentkai9507 8 місяців тому +13

    the intense look that he had at the start of the video had me wheezing xddddd 🤣

  • @grl_rn38icu78
    @grl_rn38icu78 4 роки тому +35

    Lmfao you have to excuse me son this my first white baby 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gl6996
    @gl6996 7 місяців тому +9

    Katt Williams even has "Prison hair" in this scene 😅😂😭😆🤣😆😭😂😅

  • @Cosmobear
    @Cosmobear Рік тому +13

    I’ve never seen a baby with that type of prescription. That line and the mountains of Caucasus is great.

  • @karenpotter3562
    @karenpotter3562 7 місяців тому +15

    This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @LindaKayeDavis-jk3ug
    @LindaKayeDavis-jk3ug 6 місяців тому +15

    This never gets old!

  • @sekenamcmurren2217
    @sekenamcmurren2217 7 місяців тому +27

    Katt Williams is hysterical!😆👍🏼👍🏼

  • @hippieboy6428
    @hippieboy6428 4 місяці тому +2

    “The nice white gentleman” 😂😂😂

  • @HonoluluBlu32
    @HonoluluBlu32 7 місяців тому +8

    The only video on here where I actually should “wait till the end” “my first white baby” LOL

  • @allyoopdan991
    @allyoopdan991 5 місяців тому +4

    I tried to watch this movie the other day. I skipped right through to this scene and didn't bother watching the rest. Katt was right, his scene was the best part of the movie.

  • @laurareppucci
    @laurareppucci 6 місяців тому +9

    Legendary scene.

  • @ardentdfender4116
    @ardentdfender4116 6 місяців тому +5

    Funny as hell and with the credit rating 😂

  • @user-nq7gr8ml1k
    @user-nq7gr8ml1k Рік тому +9

    That baby gotta credit score of 730 right now! That is the funniest thing I have ever scene!! People type LOL all the time, I literally laughed outload and pissed myself!! Bravo DENISE 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @vworldgaming
    @vworldgaming 2 місяці тому +3

    No matter how many times I watch this this will always crack me up😂💀

  • @casandrabarnes-oq9fy
    @casandrabarnes-oq9fy 2 місяці тому +2

    Katt is a real talent in the comedy field. He is funny as hell! 😂

  • @akinoz
    @akinoz Рік тому +20

    He is the real word master.

  • @mikemills7943
    @mikemills7943 9 місяців тому +9

    "This Baby is Rice skinded"..😢😢😢😅😅 made my throat hurt..

  • @jooliagoolia9959
    @jooliagoolia9959 6 місяців тому +4

    One minute 53 seconds and I laughed out loud more than at some other comics entire hour !!!! Kat is the GOAT !!!

  • @matthewgeiger7705
    @matthewgeiger7705 Рік тому +11

    “Hope to work for you one day when I get out” lmao.

  • @TheTriplewitch
    @TheTriplewitch 8 місяців тому +37

    This is absolute gold!

  • @deandrakirkwood8319
    @deandrakirkwood8319 9 років тому +57

    "Whose goddamn white baby is this?"

  • @carolinagonzalez4057
    @carolinagonzalez4057 2 роки тому +10

    "excuse me son this my first white baby " I lost

  • @hollowmatic
    @hollowmatic 3 роки тому +15

    Katt Williams went off in this scene man! 🤣

  • @chrissy54ful
    @chrissy54ful 3 роки тому +104

    This never gets old. I’m howling in 2020!

    • @Ballerz24
      @Ballerz24 2 роки тому

      Are you a wolf since you’re howling? 🤔

    • @leadbsc
      @leadbsc 7 місяців тому +2

      2023

    • @d.o.2031
      @d.o.2031 5 місяців тому +1

      2024!

  • @user-yx8bv1fs8y
    @user-yx8bv1fs8y 5 місяців тому +5

    "that baby is a Viking..."
    😂😂😂

  • @jesusnieves2222
    @jesusnieves2222 5 років тому +20

    kat Williams is THE BEST...I never can stop laughing every time as soon he start talking...lmfaaaaoooo

  • @terrypussypower
    @terrypussypower 6 місяців тому +7

    1:40“…hoping to work for you one day when I get out”!! 🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @kaylapargas1355
    @kaylapargas1355 9 років тому +156

    I'm meaning no disrespect sir , hoping to work for you when I get out. 😂

  • @acesworld320
    @acesworld320 Рік тому +29

    You can't say that this legend is not funny 😂😂😂😊

  • @numba1divaxxxx
    @numba1divaxxxx 4 роки тому +30

    “That’s almost a grown white man” 😂😂😂

  • @dpdoffthehook
    @dpdoffthehook 8 років тому +79

    DAMN just because you named him Darren doesn't mean he belongs to Darren

  • @leocouryiii4127
    @leocouryiii4127 4 роки тому +41

    Might be the funniest minute and 53 seconds in movie history

  • @cynthiaholland13
    @cynthiaholland13 6 місяців тому +7

    He clearly wrote that. Epically funny

  • @lilspirit1388
    @lilspirit1388 2 роки тому +26

    This is soooo funny! I wonder how that baby will think of this when he gets older lol

  • @EDDIE5918
    @EDDIE5918 2 роки тому +35

    That's not my baby, that's almost a grown white man you brought in here. His glasses are certainly grown I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription'' I died😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

  • @laurabramell650
    @laurabramell650 3 місяці тому +1

    Flawlessly delivered! Just his deadpan expression had me near tears with laughter. 😂

  • @v-22
    @v-22 6 років тому +16

    No joke, I thought I was going to die of laughter.