it might just be me but I feel a ton of people staring at me... - socials: linkpop.com/glarses discord [free version]: / discord patreon: patreon.com/user?u=45206711
@@sexysmexy5304 we have a pretty flexible work environment, if he’s 2 hours late just work 2 hours later that day 🤷♂️. I care more about projects completed on time than people working specific hours.
I'm not sure why, but I actually laughed out loud quite a bit during his meeting notes. It was so straightforward, yet, it made me laugh. What a great day this has made.
no the third one was in deep thought about how his life would improve upon buying the giant keyboard, how he'd finally get that 6 pack he'd always wanted (by buying it off gfuel's website), how he'd pull girls so easily (due to the gravitational force the giant keyboard has due to its size), how he'd finally be able to tell people he wasn't below average size (since it is a 100%), and how he'd be able to send massive emails (due to the zip bombs he could google with his new keyboard)
You are sorely mistaken. The third employee is lost within his thoughts, meticulously trying to calculate all known possibilities across seven realities on how this keyboard might fail, yet to no avail, he has not found any
I was laughing so hard when you typed in the meeting. I really hope this reasonably sized keyboard makes back its money. Also kudos for Razr for supporting that kind of stuff.
@@diggoran here's my pitch: make a key board so small, you need a magnified lens and robot arms (like surgeons have for brains and such). Now, for ease, we have the robot programmed to perform the movements needed to find and press a key. then we take a regular key board that our fingies can press, i press A, the robot then gets a command to press A on the micro board. simpicity
@@enter_eagle It might be simpler to go with something like a typewrite. A standard keyboard with every key moving an individual arm that presses the corresponding key on the micro keyboard. Or even better, use the giant keyboard to press the standard keyboard which then presses the micro keyboard.
imagine walking on the streets, going to work and then u see a guy pushing a massive keyboard that is so big it has to be split in half on a cart, id befriend them on the spot
Something tells me that Glarses attempting to recover the overhead to build the most awesome keyboard ever built is going to be a theme for many videos to come.
@@RetravProbably because they are at Work, trying to do actual work, while this guy is showing up with a goofy keyboard and a camera man just to film content 😂
Haha, I just sent this video to coworkers of mine who know I'm of the heavy typing type and told them "I bring this keyboard at work tomorrow", can't wait for their reaction :'). Loved the video, great laugh !
I’ve just cleaned my keyboard for the first time, not having cleaned it for six years. I’ve gained a new appreciation for these guys. All my fingers are sore and I wanna die. Cool videos though
i can't wait for the interest check for this keyboard, seeing all the trailers for it has really got me pumped! i have never been able to sleep on any of my keyboards and this seems like it would be ideal
Gosh your video really made me truly smile in a long time. That's definitely worth subscribing, to see what crazy ideas can you show us. Hi from russian speaking community! Привет!
I'm convinced that glarses is the funniest youtuber out there holy crap, if you do see this, thank you so much for all the laughs, I don't think I've ever laughed more than watching one of your vids
the text about the debt collectors really got me, I’m still trying to imagine what I’d do if I saw one of my favorite key youtubers pushing a gigantic keyboard around a park, haha
This video should just be called a short film. definitely funny and comedic. and at times even emotional. You are your own brakes... that will sit me with me forever.
Glarses: I made the world's biggest functioning mechanical keyboard. Also Glarses: It'll be in every video moving forward. Me: MORE, PLEASE! The funny thing is that I'd legitimately save up to buy a giant keyboard if Razor ever took you up on the deal, somehow. Now, if it's 12k, I'll probably be saving up for 20 years, but I'd buy it if I could.
razer missed an incredible oppurtunity not just once, but twice. this keyboard is the most magnificent thing that could ever be out on the keyboard market and they missed the shot. this genius, knowing the dominance that this keyboard would have even gave them a second try. if they don't reach out on the 14th week, the rapture will begin. razer has turned down god's offering one time already. the second time will surely bring destruction that will leave the earth scorched beyond recognition. the planets will align to create a railgun of gravitational force and crush the earth's core, making it implode from the inside. only Glarses will return to heaven, for we have all sinned for allowing razer to ignore humanity's magnum opus. this is unforgivable. razer will burn in hell for eternity along with the rest of us. Glarses is jesus. Glarses is god. Glarses is the holy spirit. even the giants hiding within the hollow earth will feel the wrath of Glarses rain down upon them. the lizard planet from which big tech originates will be destroyed in an even more violent manner. the entire species will be culled with Glarses' precise dagger simultaneously, starting at the gallbladder and ending with the third kidney. the lizard people will be hallowed out by the will of Glarses. nothing will be right again after three days. this is our last chance. as the rings fire the entire milky way galaxy will be disintegrated for the sins of the earth people. only the galactic center will remain, stripped of its stars, planets, and dust. the universe will cease its expansion and begin collapsing in on itself because this is truly the final nail in the coffin. Glarses has suffered far too long as a living being. we must right our wrongs before the holy spirit comes for us all!!
I'm not even into custom mechanical keyboards. I'm not sure why do I keep watching this channel. But now I wonder whether he can build a keyboard with switches so big that would require an adult person stepping on them to send a keystroke. And then hold a team typing contest
Bringing that keyboard to work is one of those moments where your boss and colleagues would really mean saying "Get the f*ck out of here, you gotta stop with this shit"
All ima say is this. That keyboard would be the perfect candidate for my control room in the rig. All I'm saying is that the standerd program uses a keyboard but with the input for each key it effects certain systems. And when I'm training new people to operate the rig and hand them a tiny keyboard I think they think of it as a toy. When in reality they are controlling a million dollar machine capable of mass destruction if used incorrectly.
Glasses I fully respect you your not one of those people who post like twice a day and are like I don’t have a life so I live on UA-cam and your the one who first got me in to keyboards absolutely love your vids just if you ever stop doing keyboards/UA-cam can you just make a tweet or something just so I don’t think your dead lol 😅
wow your keyboard is so big and cool that it made me even subscribe to you and razer should definitely buy it off you so they can increase their sales by 65%
...was shocked to see at 2:49, the spiral bridge that me and my dad have walked on numerous times since i was a kid. my dad used to live in catford so this is super close by. super surreal lol
'wow your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should definitely buy it off you' chain
Eyo wassup
Do you like burgers glarses
wow your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should definitely buy it off you
Do you like pizza glarses?
wow your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should definitely buy it off you
As a director of a software dev team, if you bring this keyboard into work I swear you’re getting a raise.
a raise off the job 💪😎
You have been promoted to customer
you should hire glarses just to bring the keyboard to work
What if he was almost 2 hours late in the first day
@@sexysmexy5304 we have a pretty flexible work environment, if he’s 2 hours late just work 2 hours later that day 🤷♂️. I care more about projects completed on time than people working specific hours.
this video is honestly a great representation of how so many things aren’t wheelchair accessible
LMFAOOAOAOA YEAH ACTUALLY
As someone in a wheelchair I wholeheartedly agree
fr i was thinking dang is there no way to bring the keyboard down a ramp or something at the office??
lmao just get up and grab the wheelchair 💀
@@lonelee5353can’t tell if you’re joking
I'm not sure why, but I actually laughed out loud quite a bit during his meeting notes. It was so straightforward, yet, it made me laugh. What a great day this has made.
My head hurts from how hard I laughed.
@@EnlightenAlchemist MY head hurts from listening to him typing on that beautiful menace to society.
I died when he started backspacing
That keyboard doesn't just change the entire landscape of the keyboard market.
That keyboard _is_ the entire landscape.
Out of the three razer employees, One was laughing, the other one was just barely smiling, and the third was just bored out of his mind lmao
no the third one was in deep thought about how his life would improve upon buying the giant keyboard, how he'd finally get that 6 pack he'd always wanted (by buying it off gfuel's website), how he'd pull girls so easily (due to the gravitational force the giant keyboard has due to its size), how he'd finally be able to tell people he wasn't below average size (since it is a 100%), and how he'd be able to send massive emails (due to the zip bombs he could google with his new keyboard)
@@Crucial54321 this is so poetic
You are sorely mistaken. The third employee is lost within his thoughts, meticulously trying to calculate all known possibilities across seven realities on how this keyboard might fail, yet to no avail, he has not found any
wtf kosmo z stop getting likes
@@tiki2tgt NEVER im starting a collection ok
I was laughing so hard when you typed in the meeting. I really hope this reasonably sized keyboard makes back its money. Also kudos for Razr for supporting that kind of stuff.
Especially the backspacing 😂
well, they didn't buy it it, so not really supporting monetarily but going with the joke
That keyboard seems like it’s compensating for something
Especially connected to that tiny MS Surface tablet or whatever that was.
@@Parciwal_Gaming They didn't buy it because it doesn't have giant Cherry MX Browns.
your coworkers' abilities to maintain a straight face are very impressive
They must be used to it
You are the master of leaving me confused on what is genuine and what is a skit
I like to believe it’s all genuine.
when i saw that the "random esports company" he was pulling this stunt at was fucking fnatic my eyes became plates
@@lappyappreciator2340what in the world does "my eyes became plates" mean hahaha
@@lappyappreciator2340😭😭🙏
@@valaya.3he went like this O.O
You know it's gonna be a good day when glarses posts a piano video
piano video?
@@Jadenwavy in one of his vids he said that whenever he tells someone he has a keyboard hobby, people think he's talking about a piano keyboard
@@degenerateautismo9987 april first video (i hope)
building the world smallest grand piano
It’s not a piano tho?
I love how almost 2/3rds of the video is just Glarses transporting the keyboard.
Lmao thank you for the synopsis. I was able to condense my watch time from 12 minutes to 4.
See, that just shows how transportable it really is.
Imagine a micro-keyboard, like the smallest possible keyboard that still works
would propaply be the size of a thumb, since most of the space is taken up by the keys and not the actual ciruitry
Does it need to be usable with your bare hands or are we allowing a microscope and needles?
@@diggoran here's my pitch: make a key board so small, you need a magnified lens and robot arms (like surgeons have for brains and such). Now, for ease, we have the robot programmed to perform the movements needed to find and press a key. then we take a regular key board that our fingies can press, i press A, the robot then gets a command to press A on the micro board. simpicity
@@enter_eagle glarses feat. michael reeves
@@enter_eagle It might be simpler to go with something like a typewrite.
A standard keyboard with every key moving an individual arm that presses the corresponding key on the micro keyboard.
Or even better, use the giant keyboard to press the standard keyboard which then presses the micro keyboard.
To be honest I think a keyboard that size could be really fun and educational in a classroom for young students who haven't learned how to type yet
Agreed
No
@@Driepsloser
@@1............................. Normal keyboards are much more educational and practical, don't you think? 😅
Imagine trying to type with this in class
imagine walking on the streets, going to work and then u see a guy pushing a massive keyboard that is so big it has to be split in half on a cart, id befriend them on the spot
"Did we just become best friends?"!!"!"!
Yeah you wish
if only
i speak apple
“You’re your own brakes” words to live by
Also wait each half of the keyboard weighs more than I do?!?!
4:01 one must imagine glarses happy
Something tells me that Glarses attempting to recover the overhead to build the most awesome keyboard ever built is going to be a theme for many videos to come.
that would be a fun series
@@bruhzzerwe're living it XD
give the boss a raise from helping him make content with the loudest also largest keyboard ever exist inside a sound-proof meeting riom 😂😂
everyone looked so mad for some reason
@@Retravbecause it’s obnoxious lol
he got fired...
@@RetravProbably because they are at Work, trying to do actual work, while this guy is showing up with a goofy keyboard and a camera man just to film content 😂
Haha, I just sent this video to coworkers of mine who know I'm of the heavy typing type and told them "I bring this keyboard at work tomorrow", can't wait for their reaction :').
Loved the video, great laugh !
I’ve just cleaned my keyboard for the first time, not having cleaned it for six years. I’ve gained a new appreciation for these guys. All my fingers are sore and I wanna die. Cool videos though
Were they like, caked in dust and food crumbs? Damn, I should probably get around to doing that too.
The Glarses Company just makes W after W
I wish my 🌭 was long like this keyboard:(
@@Itzzdanas🤨📸
this was simultaneously the funnest and also the most painful watch of my week. amazing video
you made such good videos and you were such a nice person, you didn't deserve that
RIP Glarses 1999-2023
First day of work, show up 2 hours late and bring a giant loud af keyboard 💀
The backspace spam after glarses asking a question in that meeting has me dead
Now all you need is a giant mouse 😂
You need to be a computer mouse
the time has passed for the 60g mouse, now it's time for the 60kg mouse
Or an extremely tiny one. That might be funnier. ^-^
razer already makes those, funnily enough! it's called the deathadder line
Sooooo a computer rat???
I would unironically use this keyboard for my day to day tasks. It’ll make answering emails entertaining😂
Everyone who is asked to go back to the office should bring one of these with them.
why is glarses so good at storytelling. why is he like rlly funny as well.
Ikr the presentation was really good and convincing would consider buying the keyboard just from the way he confidently talks about his creation
Are you really seeking an explanation.
Shoutout to the cameraman being invisible
Cameraman never dies
5:45
the moment you realize how heavy that thing actually is
6:50 tells you about how much
This absolutely made my day, perfectly put together and gave a good laugh, thank you
i can't wait for the interest check for this keyboard, seeing all the trailers for it has really got me pumped! i have never been able to sleep on any of my keyboards and this seems like it would be ideal
Finally he made another masterpiece video. Keep up the good work and don't give up on making videos have motivation until the end of it.
hi minos prime disguised as v1 ultrakill
Doesn't seem like he's lacking motivation or planning to slow down any time soon.
The dad moment. Gave confidence when it was needed. Need more like him.
I went from mild amusement to uncontrollable giggling when you started typing on it
Stoked to see the highly practical application of this ingenious evolution of the common keyboard
Maybe hot glue wasn’t the best idea. (Look at 7:10, the keycaps are off the board)
Gosh your video really made me truly smile in a long time. That's definitely worth subscribing, to see what crazy ideas can you show us. Hi from russian speaking community! Привет!
Your energy is my favorite!
love the dedication this man puts into his videos. keep it up, man.
Wow, your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should DEFINITELY buy it off you!
ok, you have my sub you glorious bastard. Anyone who can legitimately troll razer, and be such a true gentleman rogue about it, deserves success.
surprisingly the best video i've seen this year. thank u man. this is super duper funny
I'm convinced that glarses is the funniest youtuber out there holy crap, if you do see this, thank you so much for all the laughs, I don't think I've ever laughed more than watching one of your vids
the text about the debt collectors really got me, I’m still trying to imagine what I’d do if I saw one of my favorite key youtubers pushing a gigantic keyboard around a park, haha
Congrats on 1 mil Glarses!! That's huge!
This video should just be called a short film. definitely funny and comedic. and at times even emotional. You are your own brakes... that will sit me with me forever.
9:08 the guy staring in this frame killed me 😂
9:10 Thought that was Linus for a sec
wow your keyboard is so big and cool and transportable and professional and razer should definitely buy it off you
biggest enemy to the comically large spoon
Glarses: I made the world's biggest functioning mechanical keyboard.
Also Glarses: It'll be in every video moving forward.
Me: MORE, PLEASE!
The funny thing is that I'd legitimately save up to buy a giant keyboard if Razor ever took you up on the deal, somehow. Now, if it's 12k, I'll probably be saving up for 20 years, but I'd buy it if I could.
if glarses is truly 5'9, we're all fucked
ong
If he is i'm 16 and 1 inch shorter than him lmao
The meeting portion had me in tears. Subscribed lol.
The fact that he is actually typing out what they saying when hes taking minutes is dedication
Awesome to see you guys in Ladywell, i see my advice worked hahaha, i think a smaller keyboard would be more my size though, :D
razer missed an incredible oppurtunity not just once, but twice. this keyboard is the most magnificent thing that could ever be out on the keyboard market and they missed the shot. this genius, knowing the dominance that this keyboard would have even gave them a second try. if they don't reach out on the 14th week, the rapture will begin. razer has turned down god's offering one time already. the second time will surely bring destruction that will leave the earth scorched beyond recognition. the planets will align to create a railgun of gravitational force and crush the earth's core, making it implode from the inside. only Glarses will return to heaven, for we have all sinned for allowing razer to ignore humanity's magnum opus. this is unforgivable. razer will burn in hell for eternity along with the rest of us. Glarses is jesus. Glarses is god. Glarses is the holy spirit. even the giants hiding within the hollow earth will feel the wrath of Glarses rain down upon them. the lizard planet from which big tech originates will be destroyed in an even more violent manner. the entire species will be culled with Glarses' precise dagger simultaneously, starting at the gallbladder and ending with the third kidney. the lizard people will be hallowed out by the will of Glarses. nothing will be right again after three days. this is our last chance. as the rings fire the entire milky way galaxy will be disintegrated for the sins of the earth people. only the galactic center will remain, stripped of its stars, planets, and dust. the universe will cease its expansion and begin collapsing in on itself because this is truly the final nail in the coffin. Glarses has suffered far too long as a living being. we must right our wrongs before the holy spirit comes for us all!!
One must imagine Sisyphus as Glarses and the rock as a giant keyboard
"to be big or not to be big" - Glarses.
he had got atttention at last, good job, this is the best company ever
10:52 subtitles: *Amazing Racist Keyboard*
It’s a blessing whenever glarses uploads..
You know its gonna be a good upload when glarses days
This guy really rivals sheet boss music with all these keyboards
Glasses got that dumpy 2:27
IDK how I found this channel but this is hilarious...new sub!
As a Fnatic Fan this is a colab I didn't know I needed.
Your job is awesome that they were chill to do this with you!
They even gave him the rest of the year off because of how productive he was
With a keyboard this ginormous, it's multifunctional as furniture, as well as cardiovascular! The big a/f clicky keys are a bonus.
this guy needs to be a comedian, I swear and bring the fun sized keyboard to every event
I'm not even into custom mechanical keyboards. I'm not sure why do I keep watching this channel.
But now I wonder whether he can build a keyboard with switches so big that would require an adult person stepping on them to send a keystroke. And then hold a team typing contest
"HR has a meeting at 3 P.M., I hope you all prepared to play Dance Dance Revolution as we take notes."
@@lordpumpkinhead265LOL imagine someone freestyling just to type out an entire sentence
me to
It's been a while since a video got me laughing from start to finish.
Bringing that keyboard to work is one of those moments where your boss and colleagues would really mean saying "Get the f*ck out of here, you gotta stop with this shit"
All ima say is this. That keyboard would be the perfect candidate for my control room in the rig. All I'm saying is that the standerd program uses a keyboard but with the input for each key it effects certain systems. And when I'm training new people to operate the rig and hand them a tiny keyboard I think they think of it as a toy. When in reality they are controlling a million dollar machine capable of mass destruction if used incorrectly.
8:56 LMAO almost killed me.
I love all those shots of glarses in the park pushing the trolly 😉😉
I love how you switch clips to keep the viewer content.❤❤🎉
Can't wait for the fold version😊
a menace but determined as always
Oh I wasn’t expecting this keyboard
Glasses I fully respect you your not one of those people who post like twice a day and are like I don’t have a life so I live on UA-cam and your the one who first got me in to keyboards absolutely love your vids just if you ever stop doing keyboards/UA-cam can you just make a tweet or something just so I don’t think your dead lol 😅
wow your keyboard is so big and cool that it made me even subscribe to you and razer should definitely buy it off you so they can increase their sales by 65%
What a great video, still cannot believe how big that keyboard is...😂
...was shocked to see at 2:49, the spiral bridge that me and my dad have walked on numerous times since i was a kid. my dad used to live in catford so this is super close by. super surreal lol
You certainly want that tax exemption from the keyboard
This is a great sales pitch!
9:59 bro im dying 😂
we need a part 3, milk this!
I swear this is only some stuff you'd see in loony toons, this is pure comedy, keep up the good work man
This is the first video of yours I’ve ever watched, so I have zero context. I am extremely confused and I love it
Update: I looked at the list of videos on your channel and I am still confused, but slightly less so
You 100% need to make that into a skateboard some day
I didn't know Glarses was a drummer at 8:48
as a fanatic fan i am pleased with this collaboration
I'd 100% buy one of these
if the keyboard is big enough could you (in theory) play ddr using the actual arrow keys
Underrated comment
why is the moment at 11:20 legitimately beautiful
This is exactly the content I subscribed for
I havent laughed this hard, probably ever.
at this point i thought you didnt have a job