I absolutely love how these videos start off as a normal documentary, and then gradually escalate into the uncanny. Bravo, you earned a sub and notifications turned on.
The thing about silica is that it isn't poisonous its chemically inert and doesn't even digest, nah silica gel is just a choking hazard due to its size even adults could easily breathe it in
If you lived in one of those dirty commie countries, you would be able to eat all the flavor packets you wanted without worrying about paying the medical bills. But you're not a dirty commie, ARE YOU?
@@xPhantom_404x quit it with R/ bullshit, go back to the cesspool where you crawled out from or just say whoosh but quit with the r/ on a completely different platform
Those flavor packets are my favorite food. Sometimes, I like to save them up and then eat them in a bowl with milk like cereal. They give me the yummies in my tummie!
"The meat is placed in to an industrial smoker, because there is absolutely no way to smoke this much meat in one sitting." Well, let me introduce you to Alabama.
Alabamans don't like smoking meat? Well, there goes my BBQ company. Damn, even mark zuckerzoid likes smoking meat! Cow, pig, deer, congress, its all the same to him.
I remember when I was a boy, my dad used to always watch how it's made with me not understanding how this was entertaining. As I am now an adult I now understand how amusing this really is.
It really got me good when Large Kevin, the Beef Elder pointed in the direction which the beef spear draped in the beef should go, at 2:10 - as if the beef spear had anywhere else to go but into the beef box with all of the other beef spears also draped in the beefs. The fact that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle believed the beef spear draped in the beef had a multi faceted destiny, and felt that it was his duty as Oracle to choose one of many possible destinies for this beef spear truly shows that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle is one with the beef, and successfully secures another term on the beef council. A round of applause for Large Kevin, the beef Oracle.
Apparently afghans in the northern areas DID eat that sachet and get sick (US air dropped food aid in the early 2000s). They were illiterate and couldn't read ANY language so had to be told what was making them sick.
1:49 Most terrifying part of this video. Someone literally has to stand around sorting little strips of raw meat BY HAND?! That looks like the most boring job in America.
Ahah! The word 'tribunal' actually comes from the roman official known as a 'tribune', the root for which was the latin word for 'tribe', 'tribus', as the earliest tribunes were the chiefs of the tribes that made up ancient rome. Tribunal/tri = three makes sense but is a false friend
For those wondering the needle device at the end is for testing the nitrous oxide that is pumped into the packaging to displace the oxygen before the packaging is sealed for preservation.
@@itsalama447 Okay, wow. That's something new to me. I was taught in my chemistry classes that NO2 is highly reactive and a strong oxidant, so I couldn't believe it. Thanks a lot!
The general concept for these vids is great. His voice is damn near perfect for them. But, he needs help writing his material. 90% unfunny, un-entertaining. Let's argue...
“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert” “Spin like a porta potty falling down a cliff” “These four wise elders” “Change is to offset balance in the universe” “Talk about a bunch of beef *jerks* huh‽” Damn I like this narrator lol
I have to add for anyone interested, the "giant metal flower" at 3:17 is actually a very specialized filling machine specially designed for beef jerky. At last count only 5 existed in the entire world after the one in Russia suffered a catastrophic mix up where someone tried to use it to fill orange soda bottles.
1:10 And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.
I love the focus on the tribunal, so interesting, I had no idea beef jerky had such a vital function in the universe. You learn something new every day.
“The beef pieces are put through a beef paper shedder which is like a paper shredder but for beef” Is literally the same as: “The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”
I started watching this because I was genuinely curious. Halfway through I was like alright wtf is going on. Either way you earned a sub cause this shit was funny.
Probably cave men And modern people with cultures that wierdly eat/drink pig blood....like Dinuguan (Dee-nu-gu-an) which probably translates to litterally just "blood soup"
"Like a Porta-Potty falling down a cliff" is a perfect description for the visually impaired
Hey, don’t say that about blind people!
lmao i read that wrong
@@Appl3forPFP iM oFfEnDeD!!111!!!!! It was a joke, mate.
@@Goofyahh1337 woosh.
@@kiseichew that’s not a woosh.
"Why does he keep making Duke nukem jokes?"
*doesn't realize the brand name until 3 jokes in
I didn’t even notice that connection until I read this comment lol
The past two days have been full of duke nukem jokes, at least according to my recommended feed.
My fellow JSJ and Gianni enjoyers. Hello kings/queens.
DUNDUNDUN DUNDUDUN
I'M HERE TO SHIT ASS
**reverb fart**
**action music kicks in**
Your profile picture has been my favorite picture for years
The tribunal has deeper lore than most tv shows
Yeah like why is it the tribunal when there's four elders
@@arimations9889 RIGHT
Started to sound like an SCP article
Lol I was up to that part when I read your comment
@@arimations9889 We don't speak of "the incident"
“i asked them what the secret ingredient was, and the only hint they gave me was it was super yummy oh boy” had me dying 😂😂😂
Super DUPER yummy oh boy! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
"The beef pieces are put though a beef paper shredder which is like a paper shredder but for beef" Ah gotcha
Beef shredder
Beef shredder
Sheef breader
Beef shredder
Which is also not washed, because why would it be
When a tribunal dies, they use their meat for the jerky in the tribunal.
Of course they will become what we call "Teriyaki"
@@hellocancer4615 terry-yaki
@@renhey9979 cool dont care
and they form this jerky into a meat-golem that guards the tribunal.
Can't wait for meatcanyon to animate this
I absolutely love how these videos start off as a normal documentary, and then gradually escalate into the uncanny. Bravo, you earned a sub and notifications turned on.
Yeah
@Lucas Carlson yeah
esoteric is a cool word
@@andreasobama9487 yeah
i thought that said erotic masterpiece.
4:39 when the group didn’t hear your joke the first time
You should make one called "How It's Actually Made - Beef" and it would just be a time lapsed power point of a cow growing up.
Yes lmaooo
Or play this in reverse and frantically try to narrate what is going on.
That be a fun April fools video
and at the end its just 5 minutes of the dancing polish cow
You mean cow lore?
I ate the flavor packet
It was best thing I've ever tasted, but the medical bills weren't worth it.
Lmao
Ah you ate it before the beef jerky didn’t you otherwise that would be impossible since the packet is to help promote a healthy body
The thing about silica is that it isn't poisonous its chemically inert and doesn't even digest, nah silica gel is just a choking hazard due to its size even adults could easily breathe it in
If you lived in one of those dirty commie countries, you would be able to eat all the flavor packets you wanted without worrying about paying the medical bills. But you're not a dirty commie, ARE YOU?
I’m your 500th like! What an honour!
"Beef jerky is no longer a food."
"It's now a popular fruit snack,that comes in a variety of flavors"
For savory or flavory flavors
they use mosqitos
Vegans would approve.
There's food!!!!
@Deputy Fish Gills r/whoosh
@@xPhantom_404x quit it with R/ bullshit, go back to the cesspool where you crawled out from or just say whoosh but quit with the r/ on a completely different platform
3:40 This flavor only became popular when they decided to add a G to the name. The change was made because customers complained it tasted like ass.
A N g U S
"Meanwhile, in the Mojave Desert- Just kidding, this beef is actually manufactured in the USA." Woah woah there buddy
Must have gone for the Independent ending.
WAIT A MINUTE
I'm like 99% sure the joke went way over my head but
Isn't the Mojave desert in the usa?
@@thisguy902 hmm i see what you did there
Dark humor is the best humor
Yes. I too love adding some "super duper yummy, oh boy!" to my food. It makes really yummy
But does it also make it super-duper?
Oh boy!
Next time my wife cooks I'll tell her that it's "super duper yummy, oh boy!" And see how confused she is
Don't forget the delicious flavor packs 😆
and it has to be in that very same tone as the narrator. Accept no imitations
This took way too long to realize that something was off with the narrator
@John Burns i was skeptical but i didn’t realize until he started talking about eating the poison packet
It when he referred to the mixer as a ‘portapotty falling sideways down a hill’ instead of like a cement mixer for me 😂
When i saw the channel was huggbees instead of that science channel
Hehehe.....
Anyone watch penguinz0 latest videos?
Those flavor packets are my favorite food. Sometimes, I like to save them up and then eat them in a bowl with milk like cereal. They give me the yummies in my tummie!
i will never see cereal the same way but i am also insane so i cannot be angry
"Jerky might actually be a mispronounciation of the word jerky"
Are you crazy?, The jerky is now a fruit snack!
Kiwi is good
Charqui
For more savory or flavory flavors, they use mosquitoes
the word jerky comes from the german word schurke meaning petty criminal, because jerky was traditionally made out of criminals in germany.
"The meat is placed in to an industrial smoker, because there is absolutely no way to smoke this much meat in one sitting." Well, let me introduce you to Alabama.
I'm from Alabama =(
It's so untrue =(
Alabamans don't like smoking meat?
Well, there goes my BBQ company.
Damn, even mark zuckerzoid likes smoking meat! Cow, pig, deer, congress, its all the same to him.
Oh, no, we just don't do it in massive amounts
@@loumorningstar7709 oh god, zuckerzoid.
@@cadenarmistead2633 don’t lie to the outer people we do smoke large quantities of meats and such
I'm craving a snack that's portable
Then some beef jerky might just hit the spot
@@triplemonster9429 idk man I think beef jerky might be better
Maybe try beef jerky?
And packs a good dose of protein.
I recommend beef jerky
1:11 is the most underrated joke
"Once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor..." had me laughin for sure
Completely had me until "it rolls together like a Porta Potty down a hill".
I was rotfl when he said that lol
@@steveschritz1823 I just thought dude was a shitty narrator at first lmao.
Not at “paper beef sheets”?
Same here, but when he said meat slabs I knew something was up
@@leogarcia3182 I knew something was up at WRINKLY beef lmao
I remember when I was a boy, my dad used to always watch how it's made with me not understanding how this was entertaining. As I am now an adult I now understand how amusing this really is.
Your joking right?
Oh got I hope this is a joke
@@pyroskeletonstudios4522 yes dude of course 😄
I actually loved the show as a kid
I'm your 400th liker here & bye.
0:02 I thought he was gonna say “that smiles back” but portable works to
It really got me good when Large Kevin, the Beef Elder pointed in the direction which the beef spear draped in the beef should go, at 2:10 - as if the beef spear had anywhere else to go but into the beef box with all of the other beef spears also draped in the beefs.
The fact that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle believed the beef spear draped in the beef had a multi faceted destiny, and felt that it was his duty as Oracle to choose one of many possible destinies for this beef spear truly shows that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle is one with the beef, and successfully secures another term on the beef council.
A round of applause for Large Kevin, the beef Oracle.
Me too
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hey what's up I'm large Kevin
I prefer medium Kevins but large is fine too.
I really want more lore on the Beef Elders
How it's actually made: sadness
We all know that
Ingredients: cox.
lockdown
When I’m out of drugs
Ingredients: your parents 9 months before your birth
2:15 rest in peace that one piece of jerky
Came looking for this comment
Why is it so fucking funny to see that one piece fall *sad flute noises*
a cow died just to be hung on a rack, fall off and splat on the floor
Rest in piece*
The piece of jurky: yeet
The Duke Nukem reference was hilarious
When I saw the beef being picked by the tribunal I could just hear them say “you are the chosen one”
“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
Quit yapping about the heat, another settlement needs our help.
(I know it new Vegas not 4 btw)
*you take another sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
I thought of this the moment I heard Mojave 😂
"they also throw in an extra flafor packet so you should eat it after eating the jerky to prevent heartburn" i CANTTT
Apparently afghans in the northern areas DID eat that sachet and get sick (US air dropped food aid in the early 2000s). They were illiterate and couldn't read ANY language so had to be told what was making them sick.
*flavor
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 it’s not a spelling bee
@@disneyxhild1567 there is no bee, you lied to me.
@@OffGridInvestor good riddance
1:49 Most terrifying part of this video. Someone literally has to stand around sorting little strips of raw meat BY HAND?! That looks like the most boring job in America.
Most boring? Not by a long shot.
welcome to 9 to 5. please stamp your timestamp
1:37 why’d he compare it to a porta potty and not a washing machine lol
Ooh what about a vending machine guy job thats fun i bet
@@Blunechi this video is a joke 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
3:00 "Once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor, quality control begins"
LMAO
“Into a beef paper shredder. It’s like a regular paper shredder, but for beef.”
Ah yes. The floor here is made out of floor.
That's the joke.
This has never once been funny.
And this meat is made of meat
@@vaideraid2439 every 10 years in africa, a decade passes
People die when they're killed.
"There are always four members of the Tribunal"
Me: but doesn't "tri" mean three?
Shhh
Ahah! The word 'tribunal' actually comes from the roman official known as a 'tribune', the root for which was the latin word for 'tribe', 'tribus', as the earliest tribunes were the chiefs of the tribes that made up ancient rome. Tribunal/tri = three makes sense but is a false friend
@@Gaclus NEEEEEEEEEERRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Gaclus I am ashamed I did not know that. Thank you for giving my smooth brain a wrinkle.
@@JonathanMuncherian Your mother regrets having you
Thank you for bringing attention to the legendary Beef Jerky Tribunal.
3:54 wait the ones that say “do not eat?” Those bastards lied to me
The “not” must be a typo
Yeah, if you eat one, you break out of the matrix.
Eat it, the warning is weak the tribunal is right
Eat the forbidden snacks. Revolt against the tribunal. Viva la revolu
@@Lichen8404 The tribunal is corrupt!! Down with the tribunal of Jerks!!
What we need is revolution! Not a constitution of lies and jerkies!!
Holy crap I actually thought this was a real episode of how it is made
Wait to you see his one on solid tyres. Somehow ends up showing 3 different factories for 1 episode....
Welcome to your new addiction lol
@@OffGridInvestor
The solid tires episode was definitely a trip. Took me a moment to realize “Wait a minute, that’s not the same factory!”😂
Same when I first started watching
The video is, the commentary isn't.
Instructions unclear: Put my beef into normal shredder
The Tribunal is unimpressed.
GOD DAMN IT! NOW ITS NOT SUPER DUPER YUMMY!
You missed an opportunity to say i put my meat in a normal shredder
For those wondering the needle device at the end is for testing the nitrous oxide that is pumped into the packaging to displace the oxygen before the packaging is sealed for preservation.
So technically it's actually part of a filling machine.
Are you sure they pump NOx into the containers before sealing? Sounds kinda deadly to me
@@lebakas_peppi yes NO² is used in food manufacturing to help stop oxidation its safe.
@@itsalama447 Okay, wow. That's something new to me. I was taught in my chemistry classes that NO2 is highly reactive and a strong oxidant, so I couldn't believe it. Thanks a lot!
"Always 4 members of the TRI-bunal" ......
I love this channel lol
No more no less
The general concept for these vids is great. His voice is damn near perfect for them. But, he needs help writing his material. 90% unfunny, un-entertaining. Let's argue...
Well, quadrabunal doesn't quite roll off the tongue...
@ChargeNReact It reminds me of Monty Python humor. Not funny, but weird enough to keep watching
Imagine graduating high school to put strips of beef on a piece of metal all day
being a member of the tribunal is a very prestigious position.
imagine graduating just to measure those strips
@AcoolCat
So an average minimum wage job in a city?
Sounds good to me
depends on the pay
Thanks for the tip-
eating that extra flavour packet has drastically improved my life experience
I love them so much I'm going to eat them until the day I die
@@shotguntornado still alive?
1:32 comedy gold… it’s funny for absolutely no reason
Never seen one of these before, I love how it starts off legit and then slowly gets less and less accurate lol
"once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor, quality control begins" had me CRYYINGGGGGG
“...there’s no way to smoke this much meat in one sitting.”
Have you BEEN to a college party of any kind?
Never been to a party good enough to have my meat smoked
Mark Zuckerberg knows ALL about smoking them meats
@@startedtech You’re gonna have to join a frat my dude.
A missed opportunity for a yo momma joke but I suppose Andrew took the high road this time
Wait I'm confused do people smoke weed with there penis or something ?
Ever since I started eating those packets in the beef jerky, I've never felt so different! It must be working great!
“The meat spins like a porta potty falling down a cliff”😂
3:56 my sister tried this, and apparently it is so good that she went to sleep
😳
I love getting high then just going down this rabbit hole and trying to figure out which ones are real and which are the parodies without looking.
This has to be the most underrated narrator, in the history of narrators
I wasn't expecting such an emotionally devastating ending.
The slight shift in tone made it even more devastating
“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert”
“Spin like a porta potty falling down a cliff”
“These four wise elders”
“Change is to offset balance in the universe”
“Talk about a bunch of beef *jerks* huh‽”
Damn I like this narrator lol
Fact: This is the guy that does the infomercial for the multidimensional cable in Rick and Morty.
Who could dislike something as educational as this?
That “flavor packet” lmao
“Meanwhile in the Mojave Desert...Just kidding, this beef is made in the USA”. Ooof, was that a stab at Cali XD
Okay...I am going to be that youtube person...but the Mojave is mainly in Nevada and has Parts in Arizona.
@@RandomPerson0646 Look up Mojave desert map. 60% of it is southern Cali
I have to add for anyone interested, the "giant metal flower" at 3:17 is actually a very specialized filling machine specially designed for beef jerky. At last count only 5 existed in the entire world after the one in Russia suffered a catastrophic mix up where someone tried to use it to fill orange soda bottles.
The second "What a bunch of beef jerks" followed by a long pause killed me.
1:48 the jerky tribunal is totally an scp
Or an backrooms entity
"Jerky is now no longer a food, its actually a popular fruit Snack"
“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert just kidding there are actually made in the U.S.A
@Ivan The evil woooooosh
@Ivan The evil I hate to break it to you, but this is the whole joke.
@@sahajthind7234 no, he's also joking, so in fact, you're the one missing the joke.
@@PuppeteerGaming Naaaaanniiiiii
@Ivan The evil So what you're saying is your joke was you pretending to not get the joke..?
I wouldn't be surprised at all if there's someone out there who takes this video entirely seriously.
“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert”
“Just kidding these are made in the USA”
Me: uhhhh
He's actually right, because the Mojave belongs to Caesar's Legion.
@@MegaGeewee awe, true to caesar
Same
@@MegaGeewee I knew as soon as he said mojave there would be talk of fallout
@@MegaGeewee naw man it belongs to The New California Republic.
Is the shredder a filling machine or a rinsing machine?
filling machine, it fills it with holes
Filling machine. It fills buckets with beef shreds, it doesnt rinse them or the meat.
The washing machine is actually a rinsing machine, I asked all four members of the tribunal.
No
2:25
"to change this number is to offset balance in the universe"
Thanos: reality can be whatever I want.
*6 infinity stones*
HA
"Back in the Mojave Desert- Just kidding, this is manufactured in the USA" I had to pause for a moment like "Wait, that's IN the USA"
*"The tribunal has judged you to be JERKY"*
How to become a member of the tribunal: quit middleschool.
...And begin the hardest religious trade school the world has ever known. These people are practically gods
3:53 Until this moment, I wasn't sure if you had the balls to give potentially fatal health advice to the viewers. Not disappointed.
Hahaaaaa😅😅
the subtlety of the tribunal having four members is great
As member of the tribunal, I agree.
1:10 And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.
I like your pic
Yes
@@davidmason4384 thanks
That extra flavor packet is my favorite part of eating jerky!
Hold up 0-0
Same
"The beef pieces are put into a beef paper shredder, which is like a regular paper shredder, but for beef!" 0:50
What will they think of next?
@@lasaintebible4458 a paper shredder, which is like a regular beef schredder, but for paper.
Love the Silica packet flavoring, It really hits the spot in the emergency room!
I'm going to be honest, that doesn't look super hand made
Some of the employees have hands, and that's enough to qualify.
Yeah there hands look pretty normal to me
when i make it i normally use my hands
@@alimanski7941 *"SOME OF?"*
@@foxi9009 Who knows! Maybe none? I'm not judging!
I love the focus on the tribunal, so interesting, I had no idea beef jerky had such a vital function in the universe. You learn something new every day.
I was trying to watch how it's made to sleep and ended up watching this and laughing thanks narrator for keeping me up to 2AM
“The beef pieces are put through a beef paper shedder which is like a paper shredder but for beef”
Is literally the same as:
“The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”
This guy's humor is as dry as a beef jerky, and I love it.
I see another that time I got reincarnated as a slime fan judging by that pfp
I love how you can still learn about the actual production process from watching this
Rest In Peace to that one Jerky bag who flatlined 😔
F
F
I got so high one time I actually believed this was a real “How it’s made” channel
How does he say all this with a straight voice I'm laughing hard
i can't believe he didn't say "that was a jerky move" while they were loading it into the smoke
"The meat shredder" is what I call my ex
Use a lot of teeth, did they?
Ex?
Vagina dentata?! 😲🧛♀️
A chunk of meat fell from the meat rack at 2:12
Saw that
3:48 balls of steel
being part of the beef tribunal low key looks like a fun and chill job you just touch meat and hang out with your friends
Real homies can relate
Please no one eat the “extra flavor packet”
But there so tasty
That feeling of losing all the moisture in your mouth? So refreshing
Looks like I "won't be eating" this silica gel, guys * wink *
Too late…
I wish to join the great beef tribunal
You sadly can't
...unless you make space 🔪
...
4:00 when I was a kid I actually thought they were flavoring packets
OOF
Ohh….. it isn’t? 🫢
@@BiasOfficialChannelthey are supposed to keep it fresh for longer shelf life
I started watching this because I was genuinely curious. Halfway through I was like alright wtf is going on. Either way you earned a sub cause this shit was funny.
"Delicious blood sauce" So when did blood become appetizing lmao
I judge all my food by how much gore was required to make it
Sinces the triassic
Since the tribunal took over
The Germanic cultures want to know your location
Probably cave men
And modern people with cultures that wierdly eat/drink pig blood....like Dinuguan (Dee-nu-gu-an) which probably translates to litterally just "blood soup"
"Boy, talk about a bunch of beef jerks, huh?" is my new motto
1:30 it's spinning meat, meat that is spinning, one may say a meat spinning or "meatspin" , perhaps
Google it to learn more about it
Finally, someone who lets me eat that packet on the inside
3:28 'It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And im all out of gum." - Dick Kickem
I was genuinely curious about how beef jerky is made and now my depression is cured. Thank you
As a fan of How It's Made this takes it to a whole nuther level.