The Rubber Chicken Treatment | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2019
- You are given The Rubber Chicken Treatment, which calms and soothes stressed and anxious minds, and provides relaxation and sleep.
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If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc. - Розваги
I still remember ‘thank you, rubber chicken.’
Never forget
👏 🙂 👍
Which video was that again?
@@Ohfr-_- no u
No it's just "thank you... chicken"
SKuL Viper yt StFu, nobody cares
Honestly, Rift is the only man that can stuff plastic wrap in a rubber chickens mouth with a straight face
😂😂😂
He's got a stronger constitution than most apparently lmao
and 23:21
Sophia He does everything with a straight face 😐 🙂
U know he is trying so hard probably
Your hair and beard become more majestic with each video.
His jesusness can't stop increasing
@@crazythewicked5158 he is almost surpassing me.
F O O L S for you cannot see the n o t h i n g
I want to know how he fits into all his masks for hours
He used some of Arthur Morgan’s Hair Tonic from the Red Dead Redemption 2 ASMR
Teases us with lots of lore changing videos then uploads a regular treatment session, a true madlad
What abt the red string
@Ta'Jah Mary The entity seems so nice tho:D
Treatment Guide
00:00 Hi, I have a clipboard
03:24 Patient intake
09:42 Intriguing pencil sounds
11:32 Calming hand motions
14:50 Scratching and tapping Chicken
18:48 Sounds of Chicken's feet
21:27 Rubbing Chicken's belly
23:21 Praising Chicken
26:24 Chicken versus various paraphernalia
26:24 Mobile phone
30:47 Wad of plastic wrap
35:15 Monster hand
39:49 Nitrile glove
43:29 Box of wooden matchsticks
47:49 Cone of the Elder Gods
52:16 Shoe shine brush
❤❤❤
You forgot p o c k e t
Crofregernish thank you thank you thank you
Helpful
Crofregernish yeet
I hear a lot of bad stuff about US healthcare but this is some premium therapy right here.
i cant complain im not from the us
No form of nationalized healthcare can produce this kind of treatment!
I'm British. Our healthcare is free. Fact.
@@darkautumnstories5834 :: I'm American. I live next to the largest and most advanced medical center in the world. Fact.
@@KJ-nw8ge I'm British and we have the most highly trained military in the world. America is 2nd, to us. Fact.
I still remember one of the greatest lines in ASMR history: “Would you care for some rubber chicken?” (This however is only slightly more legendary than “Do you wanna feel my ampersand?”)
A_Nobody_With_A_Mic you clearly haven’t heard*do you want a bonana-Corvus clemmons
Police: License and Registration please.
ER: of course officer, it's in my wallet in my POCKET Pocket pocket p o c k e t
LemonWalrus lmaoooo
LemonWalrus the power of the runner chicken protects him from police.
Woosh
Hot pocket
Whi atr you trying to woooosh?
🐔 *It's hard to find good ASMR Rubber Chicken content these days, ER is the man*
Well considering your an asmr channel maybe you could buy one online and do it too? Maybe itll start a trend! 🐔
🐔 :> Peach, I think this is the start of something bigger than a trend: this is a movement
I needed to laugh badly. Thanks
;>
@@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL I think you forgot an *r* .
I love it when my doctor treats my rubber chicken
Paprika
Link21 Gaming
if ur on mobile you can copy and paste it from somewhere but let me do it for you ;)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bee I legit took that the wrong way
@@MRR19 Welcome to the joke
I don’t think my poor sleep deprive early morning brain can take much more of this Papa Rift
Stuff is getting a bit ᔕ E ᙭ ᑌ ᗩ ᒪ up in here
*sees the rubber chicken in the thumbnail*
Me: oh, this is gonna be good.
Been waiting for a whole video dedicated to the legendary rubber chicken! THANK YOU!
For real though. My first asmr experience was his first cant sleep video when he broke out this wonderous little prop. Favorite thing in his whole arsenal.
That's not the red string Margaret found in my brain is it?
@@MaylaTheCatgirl that guy is being annoyingly thorough
Btw, is doctor clemmons nyarlathotep or the entity? After the ending of the last video I am confused if everything the entity said was and is a lie or if some things were right.
NamelessGod94 I think the entity we talked to was Derlapytip and Clemmons is actually the good guy since he said “I need to get rid of that Professor Clemons” after revealing his evil scheme.
Ta'Jah Mary True but who’s to say it’s not all a ploy by the entity?
@@obamabebop6303 I think that Nyarlhotep is not actually Professor Clemmons, but is rather *impostering* as him.
One of Professor Clemmons' defining characteristics is that he is devoutly attached to his cutting mat.
Who else is devoted to Cutting Mat?
The Patient in Room 333.
A sad, broken, insanity of a man, who is probably what is left of the real Clemmons after Nyarlhotep reduced his mind to dribble.
dude, there's nothing in your beard
wait
U got me
No u
C H I N e v a p o r a t e s
Dazman were we posed to mistake it for something
When will this man have nothing for an idea?
Hazewire 21823 when Margaret removes his brain
I legit started this video thinking he was going to pull the rubber chicken out of his beard.
How 😂
there was nothing in his beard so
@@hangry3102 Not sure lol, he was just hiding his beard with a clipboard and I thought .... "it's in his beard isnt it"
@@Poliostasis he done goofed us all
Wtf😂😂😂
This man’s patience is godlike. Other ASMRists will make 20 minute videos constantly talking, this guy will make *hour long* videos with 5 or more minutes of no talking every so often
In Rubber Chicken™ we trust
Petition to make every ad on youtube asmr so they dont blow out your ears
Rift I really thought you were above smuggling illegal contraband in your beard.
What do you mean? There's nothing in his beard.
@@ropnop4933 im afraid that nothing is illegal this days
@@boinkus_ I agree, so sad
Bread Head if you’re really itching for some nothing, a friend of mine knows this guy...
I love how the chicken is connected to all this lore.
I was expecting the chicken to accidentally make a really loud noise while he was filming it. That would be the Ultimate ASMR.
I lost it at the gentle, completely serious, “ Cluck cluck...... cluck cluck...” 🤣🤣🤣
I will never forget that day. I came across a wise man, who taught me the healing power of the almighty rubber chicken. I thanked him for his knowledge, as I left, from behind I could faintly hear him call
“c l u c k c l u c k...”
John wick amsr?
Or Area 51 guard roleplay amsr
Jake Traylor area 51
It’s uh, it’s spelt asmr
@@mattlatt9034 amsr
@@mattlatt9034 rmas
AREA 51 GUARD ASMR: I NEED IT
The "pocket" section is a reference to maybe my all-time favourite video ER video; The Curious Case of the Couch Companion meets the The Peculiar Plastic Pouch Predicament.
Biggest anime cross-over of the century.
You notice the string in each new video? I smell a plot point.
Pocket is also in Can't Sleep Try this 1.0 by ER that's my Favorite video... And the Make a Salad ASMR
Im confused about what you mean by that statement on rifts channel so im wondering what you mean by that but you posted a good comment on his channel by the way
Going to have to lock myself in the bathroom to watch this. I am at a party.
Notification squad dedication right there
DerBoss mostly you.
How was the party
@@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797 It was wonderful.I nice get together with my friends/collegues after finishing a hectic project I had to produce and direct.
Tranquilizing Asmr cool, so what do you do?
He repeated the word *"pocket"* every time he said it staring at the floor as if he was having a deep internal monologue about the meaning of that word😂😂😂
TaeGucci_x like this pocket has been with me since day one
I never noticed the ‘nothing’ sticker on his beard until 3 minutes in
That's because we don't see his beard till 3:15
But, there is nothing on the beard
Took me till 6 minutes in to notice it. 😂
What beard? I see nothing under his chin
Uh, you got something stuck on your beard.
Oh wait, nevermind. It's nothing.
Am I the only one who never stays awake long enough to see the chicken?
I can’t even imagine how hard it was for him to keep a straight face in this video. That shows dedication.
have you met rift? hes made way sillier videos, this man could keep a straight face for his whole life LOL
I really like his nice voice !
Tapping sound is also great👍🏻✨
Vito ASMR 비토 your channel is great
Mom I want a chicken
Mom: we have a chicken at home
The chicken at home:
My grandma loved rubber chickens for humor (God rest her soul, RIP). I later found one just laying on the ground while I was walking. This brought some warmth to my heart. :)
Grandma fell off
Rift: How are you?
Me: I'm great! Today has been a wonderful day, I've alre...
Rift: I hope your doing well
Me: Bruh, were you not listening
Tfw Jesus interrupts you in the middle of your imaginary conversation with him
Omg its nacho libre
How is this man simultaneously an amazing asmrist and also hilarious
Emphermal rift is one of the most under appreciated ASMRists of all time
You say that when he is one of the most popular ASMRtists of all time
Storming Arkham Sanitarium Roleplay (as a counterpart to the "Storm Area 51" movement/meme)
No.
@@robinhyperlord9053 yes
Did this noodle really just say "Next question: Why?"
Na he was just doing his best jeffy impersonation
came for the title, stayed for the voice 🌹
Goddamn ER I have so much work to do
Me too, Barry. Good thing you're fast af.
Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaash the time wrath didn't exactly kill me I'm back to destroy earth
Can we just appreciate how underrated this man and rubber chickens are
Well now I‘m interested in what he all wrote down on this sheet of paper..
Now this is what Saturdays are all about
Well I just woke time to sleep again
dear ER: thank you for this. I live in Dayton, OH where the latest shooting had happened. I have been having a hard time and am so grateful for the quiet, calming places ASMRists like you create. I also appreciate the humor you put in your videos, in particular.
I wish he'd show us what these pieces of paper end up looking like
OMG, my dream came true. Finally an explicit rubber chicket video! Thank you Rift!!
just remember he could squeeze it at any moment and kill all our ears🙏
now this is not only the rubber chicken content i’ve been looking for on youtube, but also the best treatment i’ve received from a doctor in a long time. thanks again.
It has been months I have used your videos for sleeping and so far I think this is your most underrated vídeo.
You look amazing!!! Thanks for being so consistent with your uploads XO 💜💜💜
Nobody:
E.R: *First I must retrieve my pencil from my coat pocket*
Your voice and your moving sounds are the best part of my entire life and I’m not even bothered by that 😂
This is the only video that’s given me tingles since I started watching asmr over 2 years ago. Thank you ER :)
The clipboard and rubber chicken treatment almost had me thinking this was the ILI ( International League of Idiots )
It's the ILRC " international league of The rubber chicken"
I would say something funny, but I lack a sense of humor.
Sorry.
that's me quite often
Meh, fair enough, you've earned a like
Come man! Try your hand, at the comedy stand~!
Are you me on Tinder?
We all have that happen. "Tip, just say Bologna. Trampoline. It always works."
I love speaking pocket, it’s like speaking Groot, it’s wonderful, so many new and interesting words I never thought of.
ER: were you expecting this question?
My tired,stressed and sleep deprived brain: NANI?!?!
The meaning of life is choking a rubber chicken softly with bubble wrap.
Achievement unlocked!
just clicked on this and accidentally jumped to 15:40 and omg hahaha
?
😀
UA-cam gave me the funniest glitch I've seen.
I clicked on your video and for a soul second a saw a man doing the twin middle finger in VR.
Thought I should share that out
I discovered this channel only recently, and I must say this has been quite a wild ride for me
Literally just woke up and saw this in my notifications. Guess it’s time to go back to bed lol. Loved this vid btw. ❤️
Julia Rose18 same here 😂😂
Next up: How to pick up chicks ASMR
Literally.
Dude, uncle E's channel grows by the day. I've been here since 350,000. And holy shit, he's blown up since. And whether you like it or not, he has amazing work.
love what you’re doing with the hair, makes you look like every norwegian black metal band
Me: what the hell am I watching?
Also me: tingles 😴🤤
Just woke up, only got 6 hours of sleep, time to try and get more👌
I only got 4! :D
im eat ur bum
Great sound! I really got tingles! Thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Ah the pocket trigger word ! My favorite part from sleep for the sleepless !
day 5 off asking uncle ER to upload John Wick asmr
He should also do a Joseph Seed ASMR.
How about both? I would love that.
it would be great 😉👍
The most man of uncle beards
Pp gang
Literally Nobody:
Me: Rubber chicken is the entity
Unlighted /r/uselessnobody
Or the entirety is controlled by the chicken
@@evanpalmer4893 I don't think the nobody is useless in this case though
Literally my favorite ASMR of all time
HOW DOES THIS GUY MAKE THE WEIRDEST ASMRS BUT HE STILL MAKES EM GOOD
07:44 - ”Are you expecting this question?” Haha!
Just finished rewatching your last video and now seeing a new one uploaded just now. Blessed Papa ER
Weeb notification squad unite
Btw, she's the only character worth watching akame ga kill for
I need those last 2 minutes on loop for an hour so i can fall asleep to the tingles 😣
Cone tapping is amazing!
Best ASMR Channels
1. MassageASMR (Dmitri)
2. Ephemeral Rift
3. ASMR Planet
No just Uncle E.
@@ValeriaAccorinti yes
@@ValeriaAccorinti nein
@@MaylaTheCatgirl Last time i've checked spelling, i swear it is mentioned *except* my guy. ^🤪🤫🤭😂🤣
me: there's something in your beard
ER: last time i checked there was nothing
moms: 🤣🤣🤣
Every time I see a new video from you, uncle Rift, I can't wait till it's bedtime. Thank you.
Your really good at asmr. You help me relieve stress and relax
He looks like thor
23:24 the prophecy is real It was said he would wake on the eleventeen day of the month
ALL HAIL THE RUBBER CHICKEN
CLUCK CLUCK
Man, this video was extremely tingle-inducing. Might be something to do with the setup but it felt way more real than usual
That beak digging in the matches was great!!
God damn i'm early, its 3pm and the video has only 42 views! First time being this early! Gonna be my first time falling asleep to the sounds of The Rubber Chicken Treatment too hahaha. You're a great help to my anxiety ER :) Love ya man!
Keanu Reeves......love the asmr btw, helps me sleep more calm/peacefully👍🏾.
Thanks rift, this inspired me to thumbtack two rubber chickens to my bedroom wall
That short "hello" at the beginning made me laugh. It's like: "well, don't mind me tapping some wood. I'm just minding my own business."
I'm falling asleep to the voice of Nicholas Cage
Nachoooooo
If anyone even thinks about a 'choke my chicken' joke or reference I'm booking a flight on Virgin Galactic to get off this planet.
choke my chicken
Your late for that...
Choke my chicken harder uncle er
You are like the only admrtist who does 1 hour videos, you are the Tolstoy of the asmr.
Bless. I am so ready for this experience.
Jesus and the iconic rubber chicken... what could go wrong?
Can you do another scp asmr ? Like the femur breaker ?
I could use sweetness in my ears
Creepy Potato hello today you will be undergoing experimentation with the SCP colloquially known as the ‘femur-breaker’.
*hydraulic noises*
AAAAHHHHHHH OH MY GOD AGH FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ME JESUS SWEET LORD AHH
Can some give me the lore on the femur breaker, ain't scp meant to be like otherworldly how's a chair that brakes your leg odd like anyone could make that with enough effort
Basically the old man like young bois with broken femur, so if you want to contain him you gotta go find his containment chamber and activate the device so that he’ll come in his cell
@@creepypotato2667 oh so it's not the scp it's just used in trapping one
Can we just stop and think about how this man's ASMR channel has actual lore that seams its way into other videos and ultimately tell a story of a dystopian future with enough substance for a series of novels
I just started watching this channel and I have no idea where to start lol
This is a video i didnt know i was waiting for. But i was. And i can sleep happily now