Terran Command: "Your distress call has been receive. We are sending the nearest ship to assist. Unfortunately, it is only a 'Light Recon Cruiser'. More will be dispatched shortly." *From the edge of the star system, the 25-kilometer long light reconnaisance starcruiser 'Annihilation By Default' exited jumpspace, its triple-layered defensive screens active, its 36 heavy anti-matter cannons beginning to charge, its 54 secondary turbo particle cannons swiveling to acquire targets, and its 'small' contingent of 5,500 power armored Force Recon Marines standing ready to deploy*
I live in ag country and I will say thank you for my neighbors. Tornados, fire, flood, pandemic and Indians ain't made them run. You touch them the world starves and you get alot of people killed doing it.
@@paulhuston9991 just ask the soviets how much they liked starving to death don't fuck with farmers war doesn't work good on country folk were perfectly suited armed and the most familiar with where we live (perfect for gurilla warfare).
The farmers are often more dangerous than the soldiers, cause the soldiers have rules of engagement. But Farmer Jenkins cares not for the Geneva convention!
Not to mention that it doesn't apply to him as he is not a militant, partisan,or sovereignty and it's aliens so it wouldn't matter anyway because the Geneva Conventions only apply to fellow humans.
They have weapons that literally spew head sized bullets at 6000 RPM, Cannons that can delete entire blocks, even weapons so great, if remained unchecked WILL delete the solar system of life. What I just said was the 20mm Autocannon used on the A-10, WW2 Artillery and Simple ICBMs, not the Hypersonic Glide ones. And yes, they *Are* Outdated. I dont think you want to know how bad your K/D ratio is.
I believe the A-10 actually uses a 30 mm gatling gun. It fires shells weighing almost 400 grams at around 60 rounds per second. That's 24 kilograms of *stuff* going downrange every second at almost mach 3.
The A-10 uses a GAU-8 Avenger 30mmX173mm 7 barrelled rotary autocannon firing at 4700rpm. What you are thinking of is the M61 Vulcan 20mmx102mm 6 barrel rotary autocannon
@@intermoutaindollhouse6547really been thinking about how I could do that and not just make it some gratuitous kill-fest. I've got an idea, so perhaps something soon.
that was the epitomy of "throwing a stone into a wasp nest" ... sure the walls are made of paper and break easy, but woe you if you wait long enough for the swarm to arrive.
That last thought should give more then a reason to run. You just got your arse handed to you by farmers, you don't want to even fight the military, as you will get erased by them based on what just happened.
After all the explosive traps, Who did not expect the bunkers to be blown? But now they asked for real soldiers to come and take over. Things about to get real.
@@AgroSquerril when life gives you little smurfs with pea shooters and you return fire with their version of artillery… it was never gonna end well. Then the piece de resistance was beating smurfs to death with another smurf.
Legend and rumours state that the legendary Marines of the ancestral home of the Terrans diet was of these so called "crayons". Xeno scientists have put forward the theory that this diet was some sort of steroid enhancing combat rations. There is no truth the normal Terran soldiers ate something called "mree".
For any who doubt the effectiveness of a few simple farmers and miners, take a look back at Earth's history. Farmers and miners have humbled several big nations, the Vietnamese humbled both the French and then the Americans, the Boers humbled the British Empire you get the idea.
Farmers and miners. Don't feck around with people that have access to crap loads of blasting agents and the know how to place them for maximum effectiveness in rearranging the landscape from below or maximum efficiency in getting rid of stubborn obstacles with minimum explosives.
My dad was not in WW II because of heart murmur. He blew water holes with ANFO, hid his 30 06 in rafters of garage until we were teens. But mu mom would kill anyone hurting her kids. I saw her take on a dog +90 lb attacking me. The dog was injured, put down. If mom had a stick or knife that would not have been needed.
Just imagining the message was picked up by an isolated Battle Station currently manned by a skeleton staff. An aging former veteran elects to go investigate taking a jump capable dropship with a single mech unit aboard and employing a jump point gets there a week after the initial attacj starts after all taking out the satellites would have shut down their normal communications which would be immediately noticed. The enemy fleet detects the dropship and tries to blow it up. Fails as the ship immediately heads out of their firing arc descending to the surface after launching a message buoy back where it come from with an initial reading of the system. Once landed he deploys the mech unit and decides to deal with the Fleet first using his mech's stealth and anti-ship weaponry to dismantle the fleet quickly. The last thing they witness is a member of the crew asking what a Gundam is reading the crest of the mech as it stares into their bridge...
Oh I think you'll find out what our soldiers are like. Someone will answer the call. And then they'll find out that those weren't demons they were fighting. Those were the angels. The demons are coming...
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How about this a story involving ain't humans leaving behind an artifact with all their scientific mathematical cultural everything in an artifact that little league will only rise up from this core of the planet when it detects humans have reached a certain level of cultural scientific so forth and so on level of literally everything and how these type of humans would react when they met alien races of all types in some sort of console of races or something or symbiology of races something something hilarity in sue's and I'm sorry I'm using text to speech and it keeps on messing up some words AKA humans use a super hyper advanced ark / archive to ensure that human beings always are two steps ahead of every species by literally teaching human beings and when human beings make new progress on top of and/or parallel developments with technology philosophy etc etc etc it gets put into the archive all along with all the TV shows and cartoons and anime and other bits entertainment just to see what would happen if human beings develop different types of from there pop culture I say if DC beans make cowboy Bebop and it's completely different yeah that would actually probably help humans come up with or develops scenarios better because sometimes we can only express certain concepts and stuff when we're being created before painting or drawing or singing or whatever and it helps get those concepts out there that allows you means to refer to the episode and go you know when Star wars they did this this this this this would allow the human being to speed up the process of learning and developing as a species and in the archive it says if you want to watch these pop culture things are time in the great cycle create in parallel don't just copy and paste when you create something and type it into archive it will show you our version of that thing thus helping you helping us help you help us help you.
Aliens: okay, we conquered this planet, now what?
Humans: now you meet my two friends, the second amendment and guerrilla warfare.
OOF!
Yes
.50 caliber bmg goes boom
"Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface.
Awfully nice of those xenos to land where the kids set up their paintball bunkers
lol
I approve
You should see the mortars we have for defending them, or clearing them if needed.
Never start a fight in another mans house. He knows were all the knives are.
true
Or weapons in general if he's like some I know. Looks normal till they're threatened.
@@chetw3139 True. I myself have wonderful toys.
And baseball bats, javelins, guns...
@@calvingreene90 I hadn't thought of a javelin. I had been thinking about a crossbow though. A javelin would be a nice addition.
To be fair, I've known a few homesteaders in my time, and they're usually better equipped than a small army by sheer necessity.
makes sense
all that fertilizer lost because the invasion
@@SuperGamefreak18 I hadn't though of a fertilizer bomb. Brilliant.
Yeah. If you want to hunt moose, a 30 ought 6 is the MINIMUM. An AR-15 would only make it mad.
I am not... 😉
"what must their soldiers be capable of ?" oh don't you worry none.. you're going to find out soon.
I can’t remember which vid it was. Where some empire abducted some paintball players and had their elite soldiers massacred by them
Terran Command: "Your distress call has been receive. We are sending the nearest ship to assist. Unfortunately, it is only a 'Light Recon Cruiser'. More will be dispatched shortly."
*From the edge of the star system, the 25-kilometer long light reconnaisance starcruiser 'Annihilation By Default' exited jumpspace, its triple-layered defensive screens active, its 36 heavy anti-matter cannons beginning to charge, its 54 secondary turbo particle cannons swiveling to acquire targets, and its 'small' contingent of 5,500 power armored Force Recon Marines standing ready to deploy*
rip and tear
@@AgroSquerril Until it is done.
Yea. That is a light recon. More WILL arrive... Soon.....
Is this a light recon Cruise or an hole Exterminatus Fleet from the DAoT
@@mpcrauzer Only 25 kms, definitely just a LIGHT RECON CRUISER.
Our Battlecarriers are 200 km long.
Alien, "Why am i suddenly hearing boss music."
doom doooooooom doooooooooooooooom de dooom
Hearing Doom Slayer theme
Many people, urbanites especially, look down on farmers. But in my honest opinion, they are among the finest our species has to offer.
true
I never look down on farmers
I think capitalist don’t play fair with them
I couldn’t do what they do
I live in ag country and I will say thank you for my neighbors. Tornados, fire, flood, pandemic and Indians ain't made them run. You touch them the world starves and you get alot of people killed doing it.
As an urbanite I am grateful for the farmer's hard work
@@paulhuston9991 just ask the soviets how much they liked starving to death don't fuck with farmers war doesn't work good on country folk were perfectly suited armed and the most familiar with where we live (perfect for gurilla warfare).
"what must their soldiers be capable of?" Good question, xeno. Good question. For the Agrolithm!
For the algorithm
For the Algortihm! And homesteaders are usually heavily armed for both their protection and to deal with other problems.
For the algorithm
Ah yes invading farm land was their worst mistake
No there is a even more horrible mistake and that is to invade a rice farm.
That's a good question Mr Alien. May God have mercy on your soul.
Because the humans will not.
_As they hear whistle in the air growing louder_
@@Crazylom is it napoleon?
@@Crazylom no! its a slinger made by farmers!
Unfortunately for the aliens there is no god, only the Emperor on his Golden Throne.
The farmers are often more dangerous than the soldiers, cause the soldiers have rules of engagement. But Farmer Jenkins cares not for the Geneva convention!
not to mention plenty of ground to fertilize!
Not to mention that it doesn't apply to him as he is not a militant, partisan,or sovereignty and it's aliens so it wouldn't matter anyway because the Geneva Conventions only apply to fellow humans.
And pesticides can be weaponized.
They have weapons that literally spew head sized bullets at 6000 RPM, Cannons that can delete entire blocks, even weapons so great, if remained unchecked WILL delete the solar system of life. What I just said was the 20mm Autocannon used on the A-10, WW2 Artillery and Simple ICBMs, not the Hypersonic Glide ones.
And yes, they *Are* Outdated.
I dont think you want to know how bad your K/D ratio is.
We all live in a yellow Submarine
I believe the A-10 actually uses a 30 mm gatling gun. It fires shells weighing almost 400 grams at around 60 rounds per second. That's 24 kilograms of *stuff* going downrange every second at almost mach 3.
@@boomchacle6717 It does indeed use 30mm rounds, the shell casing is as long as your average adult males forearm.
The A-10 uses a GAU-8 Avenger 30mmX173mm 7 barrelled rotary autocannon firing at 4700rpm. What you are thinking of is the M61 Vulcan 20mmx102mm 6 barrel rotary autocannon
Warthog uses 30mm but close
Wonderful to hear it read out, though hearing my inane scribblings so superbly given voice is both kind of weird and excellent. Thank you sir.
Glad you enjoyed it and thank you again for the permission
Another chapter would be fun!
@@intermoutaindollhouse6547really been thinking about how I could do that and not just make it some gratuitous kill-fest. I've got an idea, so perhaps something soon.
Don't rush. Take your time. And have fun.
@@adestewart5269
If this is your "inane scribblings", I can't wait for your good stuff :)
*GET OFF MY LAWN!*
yup
Hippity hoppity...
Hippity hoppity get off my property!
lol
Lmao I was just about to comment the exact same thing
farmers would have the chemicals to easily deal with this kind of rodent infestation
that they would
C H L O R I N E G A S
@@nocontext9635 its very easy to make to be honest, Just mix amonium and vinegar
@@mpcrauzer Farmers of that scale would probably have anhydrous ammonia. Just open the tank and leave quickly....
that was the epitomy of "throwing a stone into a wasp nest" ...
sure the walls are made of paper and break easy, but woe you if you wait long enough for the swarm to arrive.
I thought they invaded an Earth suburb and the “bunkers” were sewage gutters.
Aliens attack some farmers.
Aliens: why is the doom soundtrack playing?
That last thought should give more then a reason to run. You just got your arse handed to you by farmers, you don't want to even fight the military, as you will get erased by them based on what just happened.
There are only a scarce few who fight as hard as a farmer fights for the land that they tend.
After all the explosive traps,
Who did not expect the bunkers to be blown?
But now they asked for real soldiers to come and take over.
Things about to get real.
Hahahaha!!!! Y’all shouldn’t have done that….. as soon as I heard the size disparity, I knew it was gonna get good
smurfs wanna play rough
@@AgroSquerril when life gives you little smurfs with pea shooters and you return fire with their version of artillery… it was never gonna end well. Then the piece de resistance was beating smurfs to death with another smurf.
Excitedly loads porch-mounted 20mm Oerlikon
Bribe the soldiers with crayons. Works every time.
nom nom
Legend and rumours state that the legendary Marines of
the ancestral home of the Terrans diet was of these so called "crayons".
Xeno scientists have put forward the theory that this diet was some sort of steroid
enhancing combat rations. There is no truth the normal Terran soldiers ate something called "mree".
"what must there soldiers be capable of?"
war
war of unprecedented size
This story is so dramatic and stands out. It's ending is haunting, but we know that they will soon learn what the soldiers of humanity are capable of.
"Simple farmers, what their real soldiers capable of?"
Anwser: WE ARE HUMANITY FINEST
And for the farmers until we get there: RESISTE AND BITE
They see everything is about double their size. Can't they figure out your enemy is out of your weight class.
For any who doubt the effectiveness of a few simple farmers and miners, take a look back at Earth's history. Farmers and miners have humbled several big nations, the Vietnamese humbled both the French and then the Americans, the Boers humbled the British Empire you get the idea.
*Insert Star Wars Republic Grand Army Theme
"Marines!"
"Hoorah!"
These stories got a bad habit of ending in the wrong moments.
Farmers and miners. Don't feck around with people that have access to crap loads of blasting agents and the know how to place them for maximum effectiveness in rearranging the landscape from below or maximum efficiency in getting rid of stubborn obstacles with minimum explosives.
A farmer is a jack of all trades add a miner and what do you need more?
Never pass off a farmer on his own land, they are a stubborn breed.
that they are
Yeah, backing out would be great right now...
Farmers....now wait til the warrior caste shows up!
For the Agro-rithm!
For the algorithm
Love your channel
Mother Terra hears your plea and she will not abandon her children she will send others to BURN the infestation
Thanks for the story.
A Pleasure
early gang
nice
Les go
Those people must of been of Polish decent because if anyone could deliver such a blow to defend their land it is the Polish.
Looks like they bit off more than they can chew lol
that they did
Not even Texas allows properly owners to nuke the tresspasser’s entire species into oblivion.
My dad was not in WW II because of heart murmur. He blew water holes with ANFO, hid his 30 06 in rafters of garage until we were teens. But mu mom would kill anyone hurting her kids. I saw her take on a dog +90 lb attacking me. The dog was injured, put down. If mom had a stick or knife that would not have been needed.
Ad victorium
Just imagining the message was picked up by an isolated Battle Station currently manned by a skeleton staff.
An aging former veteran elects to go investigate taking a jump capable dropship with a single mech unit aboard and employing a jump point gets there a week after the initial attacj starts after all taking out the satellites would have shut down their normal communications which would be immediately noticed.
The enemy fleet detects the dropship and tries to blow it up.
Fails as the ship immediately heads out of their firing arc descending to the surface after launching a message buoy back where it come from with an initial reading of the system.
Once landed he deploys the mech unit and decides to deal with the Fleet first using his mech's stealth and anti-ship weaponry to dismantle the fleet quickly.
The last thing they witness is a member of the crew asking what a Gundam is reading the crest of the mech as it stares into their bridge...
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm
Oh I think you'll find out what our soldiers are like. Someone will answer the call. And then they'll find out that those weren't demons they were fighting. Those were the angels. The demons are coming...
All humans are monsters
Yes, a few simple farmers and miners. You really don't want to meet our military.
Moral - do not fuck with farmers, especially small farmers.
thats a good one
glad you enjoyed
Welcome ta space Texas ya'll. Prepare to die.
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this is what happens to claim jumpers
Beautiful
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Shout out to datamagnet and bob the dragon
agreed
For the settlers!
for the farmers
Fta, ftdv, and bob
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For the Squerril
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neat
:)
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Woot!
:)
To please the algorithm
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FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!
Greetings humans
greetings
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19minutes gang
Bob the dragon
Hi Bob.
202nd, 28 December 2023
Good one
Algorithm enhancement comment
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Im finally here for a premiere, also
THIRD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How about this a story involving ain't humans leaving behind an artifact with all their scientific mathematical cultural everything in an artifact that little league will only rise up from this core of the planet when it detects humans have reached a certain level of cultural scientific so forth and so on level of literally everything and how these type of humans would react when they met alien races of all types in some sort of console of races or something or symbiology of races something something hilarity in sue's and I'm sorry I'm using text to speech and it keeps on messing up some words AKA humans use a super hyper advanced ark / archive to ensure that human beings always are two steps ahead of every species by literally teaching human beings and when human beings make new progress on top of and/or parallel developments with technology philosophy etc etc etc it gets put into the archive all along with all the TV shows and cartoons and anime and other bits entertainment just to see what would happen if human beings develop different types of from there pop culture I say if DC beans make cowboy Bebop and it's completely different yeah that would actually probably help humans come up with or develops scenarios better because sometimes we can only express certain concepts and stuff when we're being created before painting or drawing or singing or whatever and it helps get those concepts out there that allows you means to refer to the episode and go you know when Star wars they did this this this this this would allow the human being to speed up the process of learning and developing as a species and in the archive it says if you want to watch these pop culture things are time in the great cycle create in parallel don't just copy and paste when you create something and type it into archive it will show you our version of that thing thus helping you helping us help you help us help you.
F.A.S.
For the algorithm
Ok where is the rest of the story?
I don;t think there is more
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