I Ranked EVERY Lunchables I Could Find.
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
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Joe never fails to be a genuinely entertaining person to watch and listen to. So glad i discovered you screaming your lungs out on tiktok 3 years ago
@@Toby-k8v kosmic738 never fails to be a cool dude! 😎🎸
@@Toby-k8v never fails to make a good reply to ShroomyTheOne
@@Toby-k8vtoby-k8v never fails to fill me up inside
Timeline 🎉🎉🎉
Chicken and crackers 4:01
Ham and american 6:57
Nachos with cheese dip and salsa 9:38
Extra cheesy pizza🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 13:06
Pizza with pepperoni 18:50
Uploaded pizza with pepperoni 22:13
Gummy cracker stacker 27:26
Chicken dunks 36:51
I love you
Ty🎉🎉🎉
thanks travis scott
@@purplsmile5195 your welcome FEIN FEIN FEIN
YOU ARE A W FOR THAT
WE GETTING LEAD POISONING WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
this is the red 40 spider verse burger all over again
@@cvpyofficialoh nahhh💀💀
@@cvpyofficial Again? Lunchables were around for 20 years 💀
3:32 bro this is the funniest merch promo 😭
fr I actually sat thru it
@avacadofatigue fr 😂
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Nah but his merch lowk fire 🔥
Fr😂😂
Microwaved Pizza lunchables are fire and you can never prove me wrong
but like a kid in elementary school wasnt microwaving them
i like it when Joe rates things i don't know
Nothing is more enjoyable than watching Joe do tier lists or ranking stuff in that matter
11:05 bro contemplated his opinion LOL
Dude that made me audibly laugh😂😂
Lead poisoning be damned
Cool kids at lunch:
This should be so short but is like a third of a movie
what is that measurement 😭
@@HereWasKaiamerican ahh measurement 💔
@@verticalpug2026you must be American too given you use American slang
@@bonecrushermaceslang isn’t just american😭
@@bonecrushermaceIts just terminally online slang 😭
joe never fails to have the hardest last name to pronounce
bart oh low zee
My last name is Moksvold. His name is infinitely easier.
@@tastefulsubstanceFair point
@@tastefulsubstancemocks-vold?
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Caht gpt ahh story
Bro submitted his English class essay in chat
i aint reading allat
He aint readin allat
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Why could I taste every lunch able through the screen 😂 like bro
If it’s good to Joe it’s good, if it’s not good then “it has lead in it” 😂
Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
I love it when joe consumes lead
He’s prob gonna die at 50 if he eats more
Yk it's a good day when Joe pulls out the special table
As someone who's australian, I'm genuinely curious about how lunchables taste...
same. like $3 ($4.50 AUD) is so cheap I would honestly eat these everyday if they were available is Australia
Joe never fails to make me soil my pants
Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
3:06 the only merch promo i’ll sit thru
Bro he has to be the definition of a real life giga chad with his master jaw line
Facts
Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Joe PLEASE watch the new 1-100 year old's challenge from Mr. Beast THEY WERE EVIL your gonna love the vid trust
he did, on stream check the VOD
it was the 4/20 stream if you dont want to hear his yap the reaction starts at 37:15 (for the stream not this video, if not obvious)
3:32 he looks so sad when he doesn’t have the other merch😭
Joe had a little shaq moment 😂11:12
Joe bart is never unfunny
I have an autistic cousin who hates like all foods but loves the nacho luchables and I think they're kinda weird, but i get the stuff with like texture
I doubt I’ll stop eating these for a long time, I’m 16 and already know they will be a college staple because of price and ease of eating.
By staple I mean 2 uploadeds a week or something
36:23 bro just named my go to Pringles in the corrct Order😮😮😮
bro $3 for a tiny kids meal is EXTREMELY overpriced. I eat for a dollar a day.
How tf do you do that 💀
that's why they give u multiple pizzas and sandwiches 🤷
Bro eats a grain of salt for 4 meals a day😂
where do u live where u eat for a dollar a day ☠️
The Totality shirt looks fire tbh
Damn I watched the vod and it turned into a video I should have waited
Ngl Joe has been dropping some bangers
I wouldn't wish cold chicken nuggets upon my worst enemy
Real
Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Finally not age restricted
Joe is so strong the way he rips open the lunchables
This video gave me a piece of nostalgia that I forgot about
New merch lets go🔥🔥🔥
25:30 nobody knowing what he meant by body of christ is hilarious 😂
Ikr
The lead in the lunchables is highest in the turkey pepperoni and cheese in that order (I believe I could be wrong)
BRO I WATCHED THIS ENTIRE 3 HR STREAM FOR A SHORT 40 MIN ONE, DAMN JOE
The steam was like an hour 30 mins?
Love the videos, Joe keep it up positive mindset always remember, you can do anything you put your mind to. Don’t listen to the haters.
another fire vid 🔥
I just got so hyped for Joe agreeing that the nachos one is good. Yes, the presentation is bad and yet, it’s SO good. It’s probs the lead
🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
3:07 this is the best MERCH advertisement I’ve seen
Nachos are the best lunchable
For every like I’ll do 1 pushup
For every comment like this one, I'll ad one name to my list.
@@Firefalcon144your my 13th reason
Better not lie
@@freezybreezy1001what tf did bro do to you 😭🙏
Like begging on youtube is crazy
I was eating BBQ spicy pringles and lunchables while watching this lol (I didn't know they actually had that much lead in them but Joe never fails to make me laugh while eating and screaming his lungs out over food lmfao )
Joe never fails to make me explode on my screen
Your a great streamer keep up the good work man
As a poor person it angers me everytime he just throws them away
Womp womp
@pianosmurf 😂
@@PianoSmurf shut the hell up
The lunchable vanilla cookies that came with the ham and cheddar are unmatched
Joe never fails to eat me up like a lunchable
2 seconds 0 likes bro fell off
BOOO GET OFF OF UA-cam
shut up
💀💀💀
Can people stop commenting shit like this. It was never funny.
@@CheeseGrater05 it was slightly funny but now it’s just annoying
?:; Hypothetically, Do you think Serena and Venus Williams in their physical/athletic primes could have success playing high school football? Why or why not?
Serena and Venus Williams, synonymous with dominance and excellence in the world of tennis, possess a unique set of attributes that could potentially make them formidable players in high school soccer, even in their athletic prime. While primarily known for their prowess on the tennis court, the Williams sisters' exceptional athleticism, competitive drive, and strategic mindset could easily translate to success on the soccer field, enhancing not only their individual performance but also elevating the overall level of play within the high school soccer arena.
First and foremost, the Williams sisters' extraordinary athleticism is undeniable. Both Serena and Venus possess a rare combination of speed, agility, and strength that are essential qualities for success in soccer. Their explosive power, quick reflexes, and exceptional coordination would give them a significant advantage over their opponents, allowing them to outmaneuver defenders, chase down loose balls, and execute precise passes and shots with ease.
Moreover, Serena and Venus have demonstrated a remarkable ability to excel under pressure, a quality that is invaluable in the fast-paced and high-intensity environment of soccer. Throughout their illustrious tennis careers, they have faced and conquered some of the toughest challenges in the sport, showcasing a mental toughness and resilience that sets them apart from their peers. Whether it's battling back from a set down or serving for the match, the Williams sisters' ability to stay calm, focused, and composed in clutch moments would undoubtedly serve them well on the soccer field, enabling them to rise to the occasion and deliver when it matters most.
Furthermore, Serena and Venus' strategic acumen and tactical intelligence would be invaluable assets in the game of soccer. Over the years, they have honed their ability to read their opponents, anticipate their moves, and adapt their game plan accordingly, skills that are essential for success in soccer. Whether it's creating scoring opportunities, orchestrating the midfield, or organizing the defense, the Williams sisters' keen understanding of the game and their ability to think several steps ahead would make them invaluable assets to any high school soccer team.
In addition to their individual talents, the presence of Serena and Venus Williams on a high school soccer team would undoubtedly elevate the level of play and bring a newfound excitement and prestige to the sport. As two of the most recognizable and celebrated athletes in the world, their participation in high school matches would draw attention from fans, media, and scouts alike, inspiring a new generation of young players to pursue their own soccer dreams and raising the profile of the sport within the school and the community.
In conclusion, while Serena and Venus Williams may be best known for their dominance on the tennis court, their exceptional athleticism, competitive drive, and strategic mindset could easily translate to success on the soccer field. With their unparalleled physical abilities, mental toughness, and tactical intelligence, the Williams sisters would undoubtedly be great assets to any high school soccer team, elevating the level of play and inspiring their teammates to reach new heights of excellence.
If we’re talking prime then I would have to say yes, for Serena at least. She’s built like a tank ngl, she’s definitely stronger than your average high school student. Google listed her at around 160lbs (but let’s be honest she’s probably 180) and she’s tall.
@@freezybreezy1001 Absolutely! Serena Williams is undeniably an athletic powerhouse, and her physical prowess is truly impressive. Standing tall and strong, she commands the court with confidence and authority, showcasing the kind of strength and agility that few can match. Her stature, combined with her remarkable skill and determination, undoubtedly sets her apart as a force to be reckoned with, both on and off the tennis court. Serena's dedication to her craft and her relentless pursuit of excellence serve as an inspiration to athletes of all ages, and her impact on the world of sports is truly remarkable.
@@user-cs2ub4lq2qundoubtedly🤔
The glazing is crazy
You know it’s a good day whenever Joe Bart eats!!!!
We getting lead poisoning with this one 🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Joe is now 35.96% lead
i dont tend to like merch but like... your merch is FIRE BRO looks sick as hell
30:45 the look of disappointment on bros face😂
For every push up this comment gets I’ll do 1 like
I had a stroke reading that
same
Had bro job one
Very original
Bro gave me a stroke
Yes, I liked my own comment
No one gives a f@ck
My friend eats a lunchable every day and we all make that joke that he is gonna die young
blessed be thou when joe uploads
Joe never fails to spread us open and fill us with “content” 👏👏👏👏
Hi joe my parents are talking about splitting up after 10yrs of dating and its making me really upset but i came here to say thank you u are my favourite UA-camr and whenever im down thers is always something on your channel to lighten my mood if somehow you see this thank you❤️
Anybody remember those Lunchable Hamburgers? Them sh*ts were so bad 😭
3:28 It wouldn’t let me skip it😭 Bros marketing changed how yt works
It’s so funny watching you eat the pizza for some reason 😂😂
3:06 the best ad I’ve ever seen.
I like how Joe just throws the food around😂
I diagnose Joe with bipolar and a lil bit of bs. How tf you gonna nvm but fr enjoy dat dam crunch bar with all power. Shi can’t miss not one second of the moment, when you take that first bite into, “crunch” successfully creating a synchronized pattern, allowing the world to continue as you reunite the crunch to the crunch.
Something about a grown man ranking and eating lead filled children's snacks and getting sentimental is so good
dont worry bro ive eaten at least this amount everyday u will be fine also btw those lunchables near me are 5
I actually like watching Joe ads lmao
Joe never fails to eat lead lunchables 😊
I sometimes eat Lunchables but they are a "mixed bag." Some versions are half decent but others make me spit them out and throw the main stuff away. I keep the drink and dessert as they're established brands like Capri Sun and Reese's.
He has eaten so much lead a werewolf wouldn't go near him 💀
This gives off the same energy as me and the bois having the most heated discussion about random things.
Bro bites everything like squidward biting the crabby patty
Edit: kinda sad bro forgot the kabobs
I bet the homeless man is going to rummage through his can tonight and feel like he just won the lottery.
6:26 trolli gummy worms (or any trolli sour gummy) are so good
Man of the people I see selling rolling trays thank you good sir
Bro even like 15 years later since I've tasted the pizza one, I still remember how terrible that stuff tasted LOL. Also wow they STILL put those tiny crunch bars in there just like they did when I was a kid LMAO.
I haven’t been watching ur content for a while for some complicated reasons cant really watch the streams but I ALWAYS watch the vods luv ur content, plz keep going
Lunchables have me shaking in my boots
My friends brought me some lunchables when I was stuck in the hospital going through chemo. They were nice for right after a couple pot gummies 😂👍🏻
You should do a vid of breakfast lunch and dinner with lunch ables
I am extremely disappointed that he didn’t get the hot lunchable. Even to this day when my cousins come over and they have their hot dog lunchables to eat, shit still slaps.
Bro joes daily uploads make my day
11:13 he might’ve liked them
34:30 I used to love those bc sometimes I would get 3 Hershey kisses and even 1 time I got 4 Hershey kisses but then one time they completely forgot to put the Hershey kisses in and I haven’t ate them since
ugh the bougie kids with the chicken nuggets, i was so jealous
Joe never fails to tickle my pickle 🥰
Bro the pizza one is by far the best one Joe tweaking
I think this is my favorite Joe Bartolozzi video
I cant believe i forgot about the pizza launchable. Use to heat those up for lunch everyday in elementary school
My friends used to always have the pizza lunchables back in elementary. I’ve never had a lunchable before I gotta try
I miss papa 3FS doing the editing😭 fly high 3FS.
11:43 BRO EXACTLY, CHUNKY SALSA IS THE WORST
bro. try the pepperoni pizza grilled cheese💀💀