The Blob (1988) - re:View

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  • @ShoutaFuwano
    @ShoutaFuwano 3 роки тому +4621

    Jay's cosplay of "guy outside the gas station who asks me for a cigarette" is spot-on.

    • @Liam-lw9hq
      @Liam-lw9hq 3 роки тому +276

      GOT A LIGHT?

    • @jelhaj7769
      @jelhaj7769 3 роки тому +155

      "catch that game last night? you smoke?"

    • @icemachine79
      @icemachine79 3 роки тому +108

      Don't forget "I'm trying to get home. Can you spare some gas money?"

    • @JVeezy109
      @JVeezy109 3 роки тому +66

      ... And Mike's complementary portrayal of "rambling alcoholic trying for minutes at a time to tell you about things you don't particularly care to know" is absolutely brilliant!

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 роки тому +6

      😄

  • @RordamJ
    @RordamJ 3 роки тому +791

    Louisianian here: graveyards are often close to normal places here. We have to put them on the same higher ground as our buildings so the floods don't dig them up.

    • @beholder3412
      @beholder3412 3 роки тому +42

      Just recently moved to Louisiana, definitely noticed it.

    • @sweetdaddy9275
      @sweetdaddy9275 3 роки тому +15

      Hell yeah Louisiana

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 роки тому +33

      It's why you people have so many mausoleums. It not fun having the swamp the dredge up a couple corpses, then have them float on by you in the streets; Expecially when you're are going to brunch after church or something like that. Kinda ruins the old appetite right?

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 роки тому +26

      That is horrifying to imagine;
      a muddy, swampy flood carrying dead cadavers as it streams down a street or something

    • @RordamJ
      @RordamJ 3 роки тому +34

      @@violentjiggler in 2016 there was a really bad flood here. Many roads were blocked by stone caskets that were unearthed and spat onto the streets.

  • @theghost4502
    @theghost4502 3 роки тому +2251

    They talk about the Blob’s colour... one thing they didn’t get into was how it was just no colour and then got pink and then darker and darker as it consumed human flesh.

  • @toastedghost8971
    @toastedghost8971 3 роки тому +685

    "There's elements of body horror"- Jay, about a film where people get crushed and melted in graphic detail by an amorphous, pulsating ocean of flesh

    • @danbach7748
      @danbach7748 3 роки тому +147

      So often when watching RLM Jay comes across as the most stable, or mature, or dispationate (especially in relation to Rich & Mike's Star Wars & Star Trek feelings). But the moment the limbs start flying his eyes light up and he laughs. It's always the quiet ones...

    • @jcena3270
      @jcena3270 3 роки тому +44

      E L E M E N T S
      That's what I thought as well. It's one of the most repellent (in a good way) body horror movies, precisely because of the attention to detail mentioned in this Re:view.

    • @LawkzBro
      @LawkzBro 3 роки тому +1

      Our standards have changed since then, in the 80s people loved all forms of gore, but these days everyone is so sensitive to these things.
      (joke)

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 роки тому +11

      It's still closer to the seventies _Body Snatchers_ than _The Thing_ in terms of body horror.

    • @tatehammontree2636
      @tatehammontree2636 3 роки тому +3

      Jay is so desensitized from all the body horror he's seen this is child's play (no pun intended)

  • @spencernielsen392
    @spencernielsen392 3 роки тому +551

    “Starring Steve McQueen and an exciting cast of young people” is still one of the great movie taglines!

    • @baconair
      @baconair 3 роки тому +10

      Steve was 27-28 at the time though.

    • @themadafaka6839
      @themadafaka6839 3 роки тому +15

      I saw the original...
      Surprisingly..I like it..for a movie of that time. McQueen seems stuck out , like he's from the future tho. His demeanor..or acting style just seems out of place. He's ahead of his time, in terms of his performance.

    • @Fedakeen
      @Fedakeen 3 роки тому +6

      The original movie taught Steve McQueen to take cuts of movie profits instead of direct payouts since he lost a lot of money by not taking a cut from The Blob.

    • @icemachine79
      @icemachine79 3 роки тому +4

      @@baconair They made sure to differentiate between Steven McQueen and the exciting young people.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Рік тому +1

      ​@@baconairThat's why you shouldn't develop a smoking habit, and you should moisturize

  • @FortressofFanitutde
    @FortressofFanitutde 3 роки тому +1546

    Jay and Mike, I grew up in Abbeville (pronounced "Abb-uh ville," from the French, "Abbe+ville," "city of the priest," as it was founded by a French priest. I was twelve when the production came to our quaint little town to film. The diner in the film was beloved by the town but was actually fully built for the film itself and demolished after production. The Bank of Abbeville served as the police station. If you guys ever want to visit the filming locations, let me know. I'd be glad to give you a tour. I also have (as many residents do) have a piece of the frozen Blob from the film's climax. Thanks for the great review and for giving Abbeville its due as the perfect setting for an updated 50s B-movie.

    • @phuklyyve8941
      @phuklyyve8941 3 роки тому +68

      pretty sure they'll definitely take you up on your offer

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 3 роки тому +68

      Oh hey, I was looking at the photos they showed, and noticed that they found where the diner was supposed to be, but that there was a car park where the diner once stood. That's really interesting to hear that they actually built and demolished the place for the sake of the film.
      ...Which raises a question: Jay & Mike assumed the diner interior was a sound-stage. But if the building was built just for the film, could it have maybe been the actual interior of the building?

    • @lordmavbmp
      @lordmavbmp 3 роки тому +14

      Lotta info in this comment

    • @densmorde4520
      @densmorde4520 3 роки тому +3

      Isnt there an alternate ending/after credits thing with a disfigured priest in this?

    • @densmorde4520
      @densmorde4520 3 роки тому +8

      Yep, its in this clip at 41:00

  • @williammartin7529
    @williammartin7529 3 роки тому +1371

    In reference to the color discussion - when the blob initially emerges it appears to be translucent. If we assume this is its natural state, then any color change thereafter must be acquired. Therefore I believe we can conclude the later reddish/pink color it assumes later is actually the flesh and blood of its victims, not some inherent quality of the blob itself.

    • @Chimpbot
      @Chimpbot 3 роки тому +50

      @@SparkY0 I'd pay full price even if that was the only scene in the movie.

    • @jcena3270
      @jcena3270 3 роки тому +123

      Which makes it more horrifying. But really, I don't consider the people consumed as "victims" (as that gives more of a slasher film implication), but rather, prey. The blob is singular in its purpose, to consume.

    • @TexasNight
      @TexasNight 3 роки тому +6

      That was always my thought as well, even when i watched it way back when....

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 3 роки тому

      Thats what i assumed aswell

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the sema thing

  • @bunicaluip
    @bunicaluip 3 роки тому +429

    Mike: ''A famous author once said that in order to break the rules you must first learn them.''
    And that famous author - Pablo Picasso

    • @TheZorak420
      @TheZorak420 3 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @YukiGibson
      @YukiGibson 3 роки тому +18

      - Alberto Einstein

    • @croinkix
      @croinkix 3 роки тому

      @@YukiGibson beat me to it lol

    • @golarac6433
      @golarac6433 3 роки тому +18

      I'm pretty sure Williams Shakesman said that

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 3 роки тому +4

      I've read all his books,
      but I prefer the early ones, before he got popular 🤗

  • @daktastik
    @daktastik 3 роки тому +411

    Wife: what are you watching?
    Me: two film nerds review a 90-minute, 20-year-old horror movie remake that I've never seen for 45 minutes... It's one of my favorite channels

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 2 роки тому +88

      "20-year-old"
      I've got some bad news for you.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 2 роки тому +33

      @@gsofficial The bad news is that he thinks 1988 was 20 years ago.

    • @VEE0034
      @VEE0034 Рік тому +1

      ​@@glitchedoom, what is your pfp

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom Рік тому +2

      @@VEE0034 Pokemaniac sprite from Pokemon Red/Blue.

    • @jamestully156
      @jamestully156 11 місяців тому +5

      Two and a half years later, have you seen the blob yet? It's one of my favorite creature features ever. You should watch it.

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 3 роки тому +1285

    Love this movie. Had nightmares over the dude getting sucked into the sink as a kid.

    • @vegidio
      @vegidio 3 роки тому +21

      OMG ME TOO!!!

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle 3 роки тому +34

      I know, right? This movie damn near traumatized me when I saw it! It took months, if not longer to get over it! I've only seen it once, and I want to see it again now! I was only about 9 years old when I saw it, and _that_ scene alone was absolutely horrifying! I became paranoid of sinks, drains, and vents for awhile! I'd also be looking up at the ceiling all the time, especially in the dark! It made me afraid of dark again! This movie worked! This movie was great! Horrifying, but great!

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 3 роки тому +16

      Drains were scary back then

    • @100greenmen
      @100greenmen 3 роки тому +3

      Good.

    • @johnduchovnyugale8406
      @johnduchovnyugale8406 3 роки тому +39

      Wassup Sonny Jim

  • @Nitecrisis
    @Nitecrisis 3 роки тому +558

    The sequel needs an "It's learning" moment fake out, the blob then displays how it isn't learning at all.

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon 3 роки тому +159

      The blob flops against a door that wasn't quite closed, causing it to lean open.
      Scientist character: "It can open doors!"

    • @Dr0p0fahat
      @Dr0p0fahat 3 роки тому +147

      The Blob starts operating a movie camera. "It's learning!" The Blob starts making a self-aware, smirking remake of itself. "Never mind, it didn't learn a thing!"

    • @doncreech
      @doncreech 3 роки тому +141

      I would absolutely watch a version of 'The Blob' where every character is dead-set on it gaining intelligence despite there being no supporting evidence. "What do you mean Blob's acceptance letter to Dartmouth was a forgery!?"

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 3 роки тому +15

      Me personally, I LOVED this idea. No, I actually really did though.

    • @loquaciousjango4214
      @loquaciousjango4214 3 роки тому +16

      Just like Tremors 2....

  • @nancycollins4109
    @nancycollins4109 3 роки тому +544

    Del Close, who played the priest in THE BLOB, was a dear friend of mine. And one of the founding fathers of improv comedy. And Mike should be pleased that Del *did* ad-lib "Trojans, please" to the druggist, or so he told me.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +66

      Ah yes mike is a renowned lover of improv

    • @DreamwalkerFilms
      @DreamwalkerFilms 3 роки тому +17

      That's so frigging hilarious

    • @ShakaCthulu
      @ShakaCthulu 3 роки тому +14

      Del was awesome. I love his comic that he did with John Ostrander called The Wasteland. Collected every issue.

    • @Druffmaul
      @Druffmaul 2 роки тому +12

      I found out about Del Close because of his bit part as the English Lit teacher in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the "Innnnn...... hhhhwhat....... hhhwaaaayyyyyyy......" guy. I looked him up in the cast list, googled him, and found all these interviews with various comedic actors saying how much he taught them and how modern comedy wouldn't exist without him. Went as far down his rabbit hole as I could and been a huge fan ever since.

    • @Heyesy
      @Heyesy Рік тому +2

      I can't tell if you're joking or not. I will welcome being called dumb for either way it could go just to know for sure.

  • @boarlegion5077
    @boarlegion5077 3 роки тому +129

    I lived in Abbeville, LA, when this was being filmed. I have some pieces of the frozen blob that was left over at the end of filming. I had friends in the football crowd scene. The red brick building was the bank of Abbeville. They always had an ad before the movie trailers during movies.

    • @ArtyomLensky
      @ArtyomLensky 3 роки тому +8

      This movie must be 100x more scary when it's literally taking place in your town

    • @boarlegion5077
      @boarlegion5077 3 роки тому +13

      @@ArtyomLensky I was 13 at the time, so not much. It had it's jump scares, but it was just cool seeing your town on the big screen.

    • @boarlegion5077
      @boarlegion5077 3 роки тому +1

      @UClDGHrSKoRW9rB1g2-E1SVg Yep. They still have it. It was good too. The skillet would be set up in the middle of the street facing the courthouse. Not sure the blob would fit in it, though.

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 3 роки тому +2

      Is it like this plastic stuff or did they use a stone of some kind?

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 3 роки тому

      Alos lucky, I lived a drive away from Madisonville and the only movie it has to it's name is Green Lantern

  • @SuperDinoboy2000
    @SuperDinoboy2000 3 роки тому +454

    You could see the hurt in Jays eyes after Mike joked about his outfit

    • @Carlosdreamur
      @Carlosdreamur 3 роки тому +44

      @@wesscotchdog9078 jays based

    • @dasboom7133
      @dasboom7133 3 роки тому +32

      Looks like the edge from u2

    • @SeppukuAddict
      @SeppukuAddict 3 роки тому +13

      Doomer Jay
      *Mr Kitty - After Dark starts playing*

    • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
      @Ammoniumbicarbonat 3 роки тому +8

      @@Carlosdreamur That's not based at all

    • @Carlosdreamur
      @Carlosdreamur 3 роки тому +4

      @@Ammoniumbicarbonat seems like you don’t know how to spot a based person lol

  • @ssjenforcer191191191
    @ssjenforcer191191191 3 роки тому +526

    "Hey look, there's the Blob. Let's go in to a room and talk about it for an hour." Hey, isn't that literally what you guys did?

  • @knarkknarkaren
    @knarkknarkaren 3 роки тому +738

    Imagine making a whole series of sequels, costing and exorbitant amount of money, but you end taking so long that the entire industry collapses before you finish

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 3 роки тому +72

      lol avatar 2 has to already exist and be super bad

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 3 роки тому +39

      If Avatar 2 sucks, then how are Avatar 3 and 4 gonna work?

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 3 роки тому +35

      @@KizaruB Exactly. If 2 never comes out nobody can get fired for 3 and 4.

    • @Spootnik
      @Spootnik 3 роки тому +10

      @@KizaruB Poorly

    • @AndMoreso
      @AndMoreso 3 роки тому +98

      @@Luminousreign You gotta admit, though, making four monster budget movies at once to kill your career is one hell of a power move.

  • @GenteelCretin
    @GenteelCretin 3 роки тому +480

    They did some interesting research on this; they reference the script notes, Google street map scene comparisons, seemingly ind-depth set piece analysis. Mike and Jay are better reviewers than what they project themselves to be, but I'm always impressed at the nature of how they look at things; it's genuinely curiosity-informed topics of research, which always produces more unique results than simple recitation of published facts.

    • @Chimpbot
      @Chimpbot 3 роки тому +23

      For the first few minutes, I'm never quite sure just how sarcastic they're being (or not being). Once they ease into the review, though, the genuine admiration does shine through.

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 3 роки тому +35

      Not bad for a bunch of hack frauds.

    • @GenteelCretin
      @GenteelCretin 3 роки тому +20

      @@CarrotConsumer I don't think it's reasonable to expect a spontaneous bout of research or multiple viewings for a review of a new release, be it good or middling. I hate to break it to you so late in the game, but re:View segments and HitB new reviews are intentionally different for a myriad of reasons.

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. 3 роки тому +9

      @@CarrotConsumer Nobody with a brain cares.

    • @VargVikernes1488
      @VargVikernes1488 3 роки тому +6

      @@CarrotConsumer The only thing worse than their wonderwoman review is the Wonderwoman 1984

  • @fodsaks
    @fodsaks 3 роки тому +399

    The remake should be called 'What About Blob?' and star Bill Murray.

    • @ageofdulltron2052
      @ageofdulltron2052 3 роки тому +8

      Bro...

    • @badreality2
      @badreality2 3 роки тому +2

      See "Zombieland", for how that could work...

    • @nicholasbruns6593
      @nicholasbruns6593 3 роки тому +7

      There have been a couple scripts for it, but Bill Murray has exercised his might to keep it from happening.

    • @daniellivingstone4523
      @daniellivingstone4523 3 роки тому +3

      Well, there is a podcast that parodied the idea and mostly had fun with it.

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 2 роки тому +2

      "What About Blob" would be about the accidental birth in the fat folds of Dom Deluise during that fateful bus ride.

  • @E-Chap
    @E-Chap 3 роки тому +457

    Mike not being able to read his own handwriting is one step further in his dementia story arc.

  • @airshow406
    @airshow406 3 роки тому +552

    It’s nice to see RedLetterMedia’s generous spirit in letting this 80’s street bum film a review with Mike in exchange for a sandwich.

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 3 роки тому +12

      I hope they had a dollar for his dog.

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 3 роки тому +12

      They'd better get him out of there though, or he'll attract an 80's thug who just wants to kill people while laughing and burning money.

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 3 роки тому +6

      He's ashamed that he cut off that awesome mane he had going.

    • @lawrencerinehart5747
      @lawrencerinehart5747 3 роки тому

      Touchstone Picture presents- Down and Out in Wisconsin Hills

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 роки тому +2

      @@lawrencerinehart5747 A Universal Studios Presentation in Association with Red Letter Media Productions: I'm Fond Du Lac of You. A romantic comedy of errors in a Wisconsin City. Where the cheesey romance isn't the only cheese you'll see. Staring Rich Evans "Space Cop" as Dick Devenson and Lucy Lawless "Xena Warrior Princess" as Veronica Plink. Coming to theaters summer July 20th, 2023.

  • @dacypher22
    @dacypher22 3 роки тому +55

    Speaking of "that guy" being in this movie, Flagg's boss at the garage who loans him a socket set is played by Beau Billingslea. A lot of people may recognize his voice as the English voice of Jet Black in Cowbow Bebop.

  • @bunnygrill
    @bunnygrill 3 роки тому +196

    My favorite thing about the original is when the nurse throws a random liquid at the blob and doesn't hurt it so she screams something like "NOTHING CAN STOP IT!!!!!"

    • @IgnatiusThorogood
      @IgnatiusThorogood 3 роки тому +35

      That random liquid is an extremely corrosive acid. Anything else would've melted away, but the Blob just absorbs it.

    • @bunnygrill
      @bunnygrill 3 роки тому +38

      I'm aware of the fact that it was acid that she threw on it, I'm questioning the strength of an acid that would be readily available or even the most corrosive of acids in general. I'm also making light of the cheesiness of her scientific findings that nothing can stop it after such diligent and all-encompassing research into just what could possibly stop it.

    • @IgnatiusThorogood
      @IgnatiusThorogood 3 роки тому +6

      @@bunnygrill Well at that point, no one's ever seen whatever this thing is before. And she's right there in the same room with it, in her shoes I'd panic and say pointless things like that as well.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 роки тому +6

      @@bunnygrill also, if it wasn't a strong enough solution to melt the vessel she stored it in, then why should it melt an extraterrestrial life form that has to survive the irradiated environment of interplanetary space?

    • @IgnatiusThorogood
      @IgnatiusThorogood 3 роки тому +3

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Acids usually don't melt glass for one reason or another. But there again, at that point in the movie, those two characters don't even know that it comes from space. Literally all they know about it is it's a lethally dangerous organism (if you can even call it an organism), and it's got to be stopped by any means at their disposal.

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 3 роки тому +2191

    "Red Letter Media: More Reliable Than James Cameron"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +4

      I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest UA-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear matt

    • @localcommenter4853
      @localcommenter4853 3 роки тому +15

      @@AxxLAfriku cool

    • @vetromille00
      @vetromille00 3 роки тому +15

      I'll believe that when they fix that light bulb on the W of "BOTW"

    • @LosBerkos
      @LosBerkos 3 роки тому +1

      What a witty comment.

    • @frak4981
      @frak4981 3 роки тому +18

      @Mike Marlowe Imagine actually feeling this way lol

  • @KrankyKaiju
    @KrankyKaiju 3 роки тому +1406

    Like every 50s husband, the ‘58 Blob theme song *slaps*

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 роки тому +3018

    Had no idea MovieBob was so famous back in the 80's.

    • @MatthewPooleReviews
      @MatthewPooleReviews 3 роки тому +64

      Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FWalshingham
      @FWalshingham 3 роки тому +374

      "That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?"
      -Diabeto regarding a picture of 20 nuggets, 4 burgers, and 4 drinks.

    • @rearview2360
      @rearview2360 3 роки тому +214

      Consoom

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 роки тому +185

      Consume Product, then wait for More Product.

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino 3 роки тому +20

      zing +2

  • @pavo1394
    @pavo1394 3 роки тому +250

    Steve Mcqueen was 27 when he played a teenager, but yes he looked 40.

    • @maxrobe
      @maxrobe 3 роки тому +42

      Don't smoke kids.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 3 роки тому +70

      Everyone from that whole era was middle aged as soon as they turned 22

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 3 роки тому +11

      @@maxrobe im 30 and i still get ID,eed for smokes lol
      Im going to have to be 50 before i look 25 :P

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 3 роки тому +3

      @@zetetick395 LOL, That's true.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 3 роки тому +4

      @@NostalgiNorden i didnt think 30 was old enough to be a grandpa but ok :P
      But apparently im a smoker who looks 10 years younger then i am, just sayin lol. Its probably more of a genetics thing and how you carry yourself.

  • @Th4EvilH4nd
    @Th4EvilH4nd 3 роки тому +107

    The scene where Paul dies scared the PISS outta me as a kid.. I thought he was gonna be the main character, made it double horrifying.

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 3 місяці тому +1

      I literally, still to this day, cannot watch that scene. Every other scene I can handle, and I know none of it is real, but the specific combination of elements in that scene make my brain cold, in a primal, visceral manner. Every few years, I think, "ya know what, I love special effects, I know it's just corn syrup, I think it's time for some exposure therapy," and I watch it again, and I am not ready.

  • @Crumbledink
    @Crumbledink 3 роки тому +129

    With the beanie and pins on the jacket, Jay looks exactly like a kid at my old high school who had a “Kill List”

    • @MozTS
      @MozTS 3 роки тому +11

      Check his spotify for KMFDM!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 3 роки тому +2

      The kid w a hitless in my school looked like a cartoon nerd. His father was a small town doctor no one went to. When my gf told me she found his hitlist (went thru his briefcase when he left class, yes she was a bitch and yes he carried a briefcase), I was pissed cuz he totally could've done it.

  • @gloryon5609
    @gloryon5609 3 роки тому +151

    Rich Evans: gets a bulletproof vest
    Mike and Jay (whispering): it's learning...

  • @brianmcarton
    @brianmcarton 3 роки тому +172

    My re-write to Mikes re-write:
    Priest turns around and simply says "Ribbed".

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 3 роки тому +16

      "I didn't know you stocked ribbed!"

    • @samuelG009
      @samuelG009 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kyle-sr6jm did you just rewrite his rewrite of a rewrite? Lol

  • @TheReelShitOfficial
    @TheReelShitOfficial 3 роки тому +134

    I can't believe that Jay didn't bring up that the Lord Zed guy was in Repo Jake with the best line ever.
    "Fuck the script! These girls can't read!"

    • @flusterdouglas9326
      @flusterdouglas9326 3 роки тому +15

      You Jimminy Cricket bastard!

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 3 роки тому +11

      Rip Axelrod. What a voice he had

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 3 роки тому +6

      Haha, yeah!
      And of course the immortal put-down line: "Jimminy Cricket prick bastard!!" 🤣

  • @SergioLeRoux
    @SergioLeRoux 3 роки тому +200

    "In hindsight, I'm glad they didn't put it in."
    Agreed. Also that they didn't add the joke.

    • @TheShredworthy
      @TheShredworthy 3 роки тому +1

      Damn! Quality on top of quality, it's almost like you can mean things in text if intended. Thanks for this

    • @deano1699
      @deano1699 3 роки тому +5

      Honestly, I could go both ways. About the joke, too.

    • @nancycollins4109
      @nancycollins4109 3 роки тому +4

      Del Close, who played the priest and was a dear friend of mine, actually did ad-lib that line, or so he told me.

  • @FairyRat
    @FairyRat 3 роки тому +42

    When I was a little kid this movie horrified me to no end and gave me mad raving nightmares. It's been one of my favorites ever since. I'd say the body horror is easily on par with The Thing if not more so. Sure the thing dog was ridiculously terrifying, but come on, here we have a half-digested kid screaming in agony. The scenes presented in this video still gave me some of those good old chills.

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle Рік тому +2

      Same here! The "sink scene" was probably the scariest for me. It's a horrifying concept! It consumes and grows, and it kills anyone that is unfortunate to get too close to it in the most gruesome ways! That movie was horrifying! I was about 9 when I saw it, and it took me months to recover! It was so scary! It's a great horror movie! In my opinion, it's not recommended for kids, even if you're with adults!

  • @pseudodonn7478
    @pseudodonn7478 3 роки тому +249

    "We're more reliable than James Cameron"
    That is such a low bar tho, Jay.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 3 роки тому +27

      He’s too focused on making marine biology documentaries no one will care about because they’ll be completely outdone by British tv nature documentary makers when they’re only half trying half a year later.

    • @LilNewo
      @LilNewo 3 роки тому +6

      James Cameron does what James Cameron does......

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 3 роки тому +14

      @@Popcultureguy3000 Honestly whoever does Planet Earth could probably just film themselves taking a dump with their iPhone and it would be an Emmy-worthy documentary masterpiece

    • @coyotefever105
      @coyotefever105 3 роки тому

      @@LilNewo Is that from South Park?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 роки тому +2

      @@Popcultureguy3000 he doesn't even care about the documentaries-those are just an excuse for him to get thousands of other people to work on getting him to his choice of exotic vacation spots. Honestly, I can totally respect that.

  • @RyanHollinger
    @RyanHollinger 3 роки тому +1100

    That imagery is madly distressing!

    • @ALEX7DX
      @ALEX7DX 3 роки тому +58

      The piece of paper he wrote on? Understandable

    • @adamskibilngling6350
      @adamskibilngling6350 3 роки тому +38

      Glad to see the two best channels on movies watch eachother

    • @adamskibilngling6350
      @adamskibilngling6350 3 роки тому +10

      Hoyever that means they watch you but they probably do

    • @bl687
      @bl687 3 роки тому +20

      Now imagine seeing it on tv as an adolescent. It was aired pretty frequently, back in the early/mid 90s. Even edited for tv, I remember it making me sick! Hoyever, I'd watch any time it was on!

    • @LordAini
      @LordAini 3 роки тому +8

      Hoyiever it is not the most distressing

  • @planejoe5263
    @planejoe5263 3 роки тому +25

    I watched this staying over in my cousin's room in a sleeping bag on the floor, and I was probably about twelve (around 1992). It kept me awake, not really because it was scary (it did scare me though), but because my little mind kept going back over all the details of the story. Looking back, I think I was caught up in the rollercoaster while the movie was on, and the real magic came after when I reflected on it. That factor was magnified when I rewatched it a couple of times, and every time after that, I get a kick out of how well put together it is, and of course the details that I forget about over time.
    Great movie, and I really enjoy these re:Views, thanks guys : )

  • @saloz9483
    @saloz9483 3 роки тому +464

    The main memorable thing about this movie was the kids actually getting killed. I watched horror a lot growing up and I was just use to the kids never dying and was floored when it happened here.

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 3 роки тому +22

      That and Halloween 3 came to mind

    • @IndyCrewInNYC
      @IndyCrewInNYC 3 роки тому +13

      If you haven't seen it, watch "Alligator." My first time seeing that happen growing up.

    • @ambergianello
      @ambergianello 3 роки тому +11

      Jaws

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. 3 роки тому +24

      But that is realistic. The Hollywood trope of 'kids don't die' needs to be consigned to history. It's just a dumb relic of the 50s 'duck and cover' films that convinced people that hiding under a school desk will prevent kids being vaporized by atomic bombs.

    • @joeyjojojunior1794
      @joeyjojojunior1794 3 роки тому +2

      The boy, Brodie, with the kite who was killed in Silver Bullet made that movie so much darker for me.

  • @cutecatgirlnya
    @cutecatgirlnya 3 роки тому +93

    Jay's spent so much time under LA overpasses, he knows his hollywood bums

  • @xenofett7008
    @xenofett7008 3 роки тому +41

    Thanks for reviewing this film. The Blob "1988" is one of the few remakes that surpasses the original by miles and is a lot of fun to watch.

    • @adamcraig919
      @adamcraig919 Рік тому +5

      Other than, you know, the other ones they mentioned; the Thing, the Fly, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

    • @dugonman8360
      @dugonman8360 Рік тому +2

      ​@@adamcraig919 most of those were remakes of 50 monster movies and I think its infinitely easier to make them better because, as Jay and Mike state, those movies are insufferably boring.
      The only one that holds up somewhat is the fly because the entire film revolves around the scientists failed experiment. Theres no random scenes where a kid learns how to whistle from an ice cream man.

    • @thecappeningchannel515
      @thecappeningchannel515 Рік тому

      ​@@dugonman8360those movies were boring because they inserted long talking scenes, where the kids who went to the drive in cinema could make out during.

    • @dugonman8360
      @dugonman8360 Рік тому +1

      @@thecappeningchannel515 I know, it still doesn't excuse terribly paced movies. I would love to love those 50 monster movies if they weren't ungodly boring.

  • @marks4413
    @marks4413 3 роки тому +212

    That original Blob song is fucking incredible.

    • @MeAuntieNora
      @MeAuntieNora 3 роки тому +23

      I grew up only seeing the 80s one... had no idea the tone of the 50s one was goddamn Scooby-Doo hijinks.

    • @watapon3415
      @watapon3415 3 роки тому

      That song with the 80s footage would be great.

    • @jayhawks4life354
      @jayhawks4life354 3 роки тому +2

      Composed by Burt Bacharach, one of the greatest songwriters of all time.

  • @bungeegum500
    @bungeegum500 3 роки тому +79

    Man, you guys are great. The part when you guys are discussing the graveyard next to the football field and how you guys just naturally did research just to satisfy your own interest in the film. I admire the passion.

    • @mikaelmellbris6103
      @mikaelmellbris6103 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I found that wierdly entertaining actually, love it!

  • @spitefulraven
    @spitefulraven 3 роки тому +49

    Jay's flabbergasted reaction to Mike talking about "making words with motion" is hilarious

  • @KurstKensei
    @KurstKensei 3 роки тому +126

    I'm suprised they didn't mention the Sheriff deputy was played by Paul McCrane. Who was the famous radioactive waste man at the end of Robocop.

    • @choc113
      @choc113 3 роки тому +10

      Also the kid that gets "bobbed" at 27:52 looks a lot like him in that scene.

    • @Euryptus
      @Euryptus 3 роки тому +1

      Took the words right out of my mouth ! After all, he's got form with flesh-melting goodness !

    • @amazingkris
      @amazingkris 3 роки тому +2

      Monty in Fffffffaaaaaaaaaammmmme!

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 3 роки тому +3

      Ah I knew I recognised that guy from somewhere.

    • @dyveira
      @dyveira 3 роки тому +6

      I read that Chuck Russell and Frank Darabont even referred to him as "the melty guy".

  • @GreenSoap
    @GreenSoap 3 роки тому +782

    They would call a new remake ”Blob”, to be more cereberal

    • @ArtyomLensky
      @ArtyomLensky 3 роки тому +64

      Blobs

    • @Prodmullefc
      @Prodmullefc 3 роки тому +91

      and it would be orange with a weird blond wig because hollywood only knows how to write two villains now

    • @cheezyfilmsproductions1842
      @cheezyfilmsproductions1842 3 роки тому +39

      No no no, it would be be called "The". "Blob" is the sequel, followed by the epic finale "Blobs"

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas 3 роки тому +15

      And it's in hollywood as commentary

    • @emanuelefieni5761
      @emanuelefieni5761 3 роки тому +12

      John Blob

  • @DericeBannock
    @DericeBannock 3 роки тому +272

    "That guy" from Tim and Eric (Robert Axelrod) was also in two Best of the Worst movies, Alien Private Eye, and as the main antagonist in Repo Jake. In Repo Jake he had what Mike called the best line of all time, when he's instructing a porn director on what to film.

    • @dbpaperclip
      @dbpaperclip 3 роки тому +61

      "fuck the script, these girls can't read!"

    • @cognacmccarthy1796
      @cognacmccarthy1796 3 роки тому +5

      I'm sick of explaining it's a whale throwing up

    • @mrleedra
      @mrleedra 2 роки тому +12

      @@cognacmccarthy1796 Alien Private Eye is a hot, hot movie. I didn't see the end because I was crying too much. I give it two kisses and three wet mouths.

  • @jonf5975
    @jonf5975 3 роки тому +600

    „We‘re not gonna talk about the Original!“
    *proceed to talk about the Original

    • @Euryptus
      @Euryptus 3 роки тому +31

      'We're not going to talk about Judy at all'
      Oh hold on, wrong episode ;)

    • @thewrighter206
      @thewrighter206 3 роки тому +14

      In fact, we're not gonna talk about the original at all!

    • @andrewb4999
      @andrewb4999 3 роки тому +5

      They are basically expected to talk about the original whenever they cover a remake on ReView.

    • @danderson8954
      @danderson8954 3 роки тому +9

      Ha! Yeah, those guys ... Honestly, I love both of them.
      I also love both versions of The Blob.

    • @josepharsenault1083
      @josepharsenault1083 3 роки тому +5

      I prefer the original; I wish they’d discussed it more. But I’m glad they talked it about it for at least a little bit.

  • @Horshbox
    @Horshbox 3 роки тому +74

    The scene when Paul gets eaten really is one of the creepiest horror scenes ever and where I first seen it it was a pretty big shock to see the guy you thought would be the hero to end up dusht that quick!

    • @pescando
      @pescando 3 роки тому +13

      It’s that scream. It’s a really intense scream. Matches perfectly with the visuals.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 3 роки тому

      @@pescando Yeah that’s what I was gonna say too. How does that kid know how to scream like that??

  • @stockosunday
    @stockosunday 3 роки тому +71

    Can't believe they didn't shout out "toxic waste guy" from robocop. He was the most recognizable "that guy" IMO

  • @yansommi9047
    @yansommi9047 3 роки тому +40

    I am from Abbeville, It's pronounced "Abby-ville". It's pretty cool hearing and seeing the name of my hometown in one of these reviews.

  • @mikeespejo
    @mikeespejo 3 роки тому +103

    you forgot that the remake trailer would 100% have a moody slowed-down piano ballad version of "The Blob" song from the 1958 movie.

    • @nullno3722
      @nullno3722 3 роки тому +8

      Overly breathy as well.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 роки тому +8

      @@nullno3722 *long, breathy pauses* "Dahon't you waaaaaant meh, bayyyybeeee....dahon't yew wahnt meh, ooooOOOOOOooooooooOO"

  • @bera2955
    @bera2955 3 роки тому +31

    When talking about a piece of paper and a pen you managed to perfectly pronunce three words in swedish.

  • @januzi2
    @januzi2 3 роки тому +120

    Back in the 50's people in movies were standing and talking, sitting and talking, sometimes one person was standing and the second one was sitting ... and talking, and drinking coffee.
    ;)

    • @daustin8888
      @daustin8888 3 роки тому +53

      Now I see why George Lucas was such a fan of that era of movies.

    • @MadScientist512
      @MadScientist512 3 роки тому +12

      And smoking cigarettes...

    • @yellowmattereyecusta
      @yellowmattereyecusta 3 роки тому +17

      It’s nice as a director because you can do one long shot and take a nap until it’s done.

    • @shazang0
      @shazang0 3 роки тому

      @@taterboob There are lots of dynamic films from the past, but you'll have to look outside of Hollywood for that.

    • @Largentina.
      @Largentina. 3 роки тому +2

      @@taterboob Check out The Night Of The Hunter.

  • @erikskywalker3130
    @erikskywalker3130 3 роки тому +78

    I'm so glad Mike and Jay are so sensitive about current events

  • @TheRetroRenegade
    @TheRetroRenegade 3 роки тому +66

    I want a montage of all the people who get eaten/digested alive by the titular blob from this film set to the theme song from the 1950's version! That would have made the ending of this re:View episode the best thing ever! (And this still one of the best episodes so far)

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 2 роки тому +2

      A Canadian commercial sort of did that.

  • @763letizia
    @763letizia 3 роки тому +70

    Why does Jay look like he's a member of my town's local indie music scene

  • @stiggy79
    @stiggy79 3 роки тому +259

    "Disgusting Blob..."
    Come on Jay, you couldn't cut to Dan Aykroyd in Ghostbusters?

    • @purmello
      @purmello 3 роки тому +17

      Feels more like a Mike edit.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 роки тому

      Needed the crystal filter skull vodka

  • @NaglfarCommando
    @NaglfarCommando 3 роки тому +19

    About time this movie got some recognition for how awesome it is.

  • @mattmatt1302
    @mattmatt1302 3 роки тому +207

    Jay talking about silly titles, in my country the movie's title got "translated" into The Voracious Stain. Imagine going to watch a movie called The Voracious Stain...

    • @kevinprendiville9429
      @kevinprendiville9429 3 роки тому +41

      I knew a girl once who left a Voracious Stain on my god damn bed

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 роки тому +13

      Well, it definitely does leave stains, and it definitely does do vore.

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 роки тому +1

      I'd love to see that on my resume!

    • @johnarbuckle2619
      @johnarbuckle2619 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I'm from a Latin American country, same title.

    • @cozyapustaja8249
      @cozyapustaja8249 3 роки тому +1

      That’s a kickass title

  • @jasondulin7376
    @jasondulin7376 3 роки тому +19

    Jay and Mike killing it with their film location photo forensics.

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 3 роки тому +78

    Frank Darabont understands the appeal of lore. He's like a fusion chef. All he's doing is putting the additives in that you crave to the flavours you asked for. A touch of action, a hint of romance, a hefty pinch of comedy. It might not win any Michelin stars, but, you'll defo have a queue every day.

  • @johntrains1317
    @johntrains1317 3 роки тому +109

    It's a living stomach this movie traumatized me as a kid

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle 3 роки тому +2

      Same!

    • @LilNewo
      @LilNewo 3 роки тому +7

      I hope your stomach is living too bro. May need to see a dr

  • @bernardowermuth369
    @bernardowermuth369 3 роки тому +447

    Something this video made me realize: the blob doesn't start off pink; it becomes pink after eating people.

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 3 роки тому +94

      Like flamingos eating shrimp!

    • @craserit83
      @craserit83 3 роки тому +85

      Think the most disgusting thing about it is that it seems like it’s supposed to be comprised of writhing raw meat, fat and muscle. “Hot pink ain’t natural” says Jay and Mike. Fellas...

    • @jaymanuel3396
      @jaymanuel3396 3 роки тому +39

      You can thank the original for that. It starts off clear in that one.

    • @KOS_Nova
      @KOS_Nova 3 роки тому +49

      @@russellharrell2747 how many shrimps do you have to eat before it makes your skin turn pink?

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 3 роки тому +14

      @@KOS_Nova Carrots do the same thing and I eat those most nights, yet I've never turned orange, so I'm gonna say you'd need to eat an absurd amount. It's caused by a pigment called carotene. iirc it usually gets converted into vitamin A, but if you're getting too much it ends up in your skin. And feathers, if you're a bird.

  • @Marko25Polo
    @Marko25Polo 3 роки тому +22

    My dad brought this home on VHS for my 8th birthday and i watched it with a few of my frends at my party.
    Honestly ill never forget it.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 3 роки тому +191

    Two drunks from Wisconsin are more reliable than James Cameron.

    • @ArtyomLensky
      @ArtyomLensky 3 роки тому +19

      That would be true even if you weren't talking about RLM

  • @Taffer-King
    @Taffer-King 3 роки тому +143

    I made the mistake of watching parts of the Blob as a kid while we were doing ceiling repairs, so you could see the pink insulation. Sleep did not come easy that night.

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle 3 роки тому +5

      When I was about 9, I saw the entire movie, during the day too, with my family. Let's just say it damn near traumatized me! I was paranoid of sinks, drains, and vents! It took months for me to get over it! I only saw it once too, and I'm curious to watch it again, decades later! _That_ movie was a horror film! Nothing else I saw as a kid came remotely close! I'd look up at the ceiling a lot, and for awhile, it made me afraid of the dark again! That movie worked!

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 3 роки тому +3

      I saw the original Blob when I was really little, and it scared the shit out of me!

  • @Jammonstrald
    @Jammonstrald 3 роки тому +165

    The most famous forced perspective scene: "here's looking at you, kid" at the end of Casablanca. They used a miniature airplane and midgets as the runway crew to make it seem like a full sized plane.

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 8 місяців тому +2

      That seems significantly more difficult than just getting an existing plane and normal sized actors

    • @Jammonstrald
      @Jammonstrald 8 місяців тому +1

      @@headphonic8 It wasn't the plane that was the problem necessarily, but the airfield, which was a soundstage. Not enough room for a full sized plane to make the background look convincing.

  • @TheMrsmartass13
    @TheMrsmartass13 3 роки тому +34

    I like how Mike's rewrite is just him making it more like a Monty Python sketch.

  • @AdamWhitmore
    @AdamWhitmore 3 роки тому +61

    When Mike pulls out his notes he needs a little pair of half-moon reading glasses
    and another pair of different glasses on his head.

  • @fredscallietsoundman9701
    @fredscallietsoundman9701 3 роки тому +184

    I like how bad effects or compositing don't matter when the film is great: Robocop and Terminator 1 had cheap stop motion, yet they're absolutely thrilling. Even Aliens has bad rear projection (and it already looked bad at the time), but who cares when the scene is great?

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 3 роки тому +27

      But those effects were the only "bad" ones and not considered terrible for their time at all, not to mention both examples are robots, for which stop-motion actually looks appropriate and not jarring at all.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 3 роки тому +4

      The rear projection looked better in Terminator 2

    • @1chaoticgood
      @1chaoticgood 3 роки тому +15

      exactly, a lot of these newer films don't have good writing and they try to make it up with big budget fancy effects; it never works

    • @fredscallietsoundman9701
      @fredscallietsoundman9701 3 роки тому +2

      @@tadpolegaming4510 Definitely. The shuttle crash in Aliens looks ok too, but the platform scene at the end has terrible contrast issues.

    • @lawrencerinehart5747
      @lawrencerinehart5747 3 роки тому +2

      The Dick Jones fall with the Wacky long arms.

  • @willycheese4847
    @willycheese4847 3 роки тому +254

    The worse this month goes the funnier the intro gets

    • @YukiGibson
      @YukiGibson 3 роки тому +5

      @Laughing Jay Rushmore dog whistle

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 3 роки тому +7

      @Laughing Jay Rushmore And there are no honks at dusk

    • @vorbo01
      @vorbo01 3 роки тому +13

      @@YukiGibson oh look, the dog can type.

    • @DrRyan82994
      @DrRyan82994 3 роки тому +1

      I have to assume they were being extra clever. I mean I knew Jan6 was coming but I didn’t think it would be that crazy

    • @YukiGibson
      @YukiGibson 3 роки тому +1

      @@vorbo01 How many n-words have you already typed today?

  • @craigmurdock4740
    @craigmurdock4740 3 роки тому +25

    I like how the characters learn things organically by seeing things happen earlier in the film and repeating it later on. But at the same time, I find it more efficient, from a storytelling perspective, to have all human knowledge delivered through a beam in their forehead, then have that character share the knowledge afterwards with the other humans.

  • @emanuilspasov3678
    @emanuilspasov3678 3 роки тому +61

    When is Jay just going to do the heist he's obviously preparing for.

  • @jellyneck7978
    @jellyneck7978 3 роки тому +31

    Commentary for Dungeons and Dragons... need that in my life. I can't wait.

    • @TehZergRush
      @TehZergRush 3 роки тому

      I’m a big fan of their commentaries, been a long time since the last one. Sept 2019 I think.

    • @jellyneck7978
      @jellyneck7978 3 роки тому +1

      It's here! Grabbing my DVD copy of Dungeons and Dragons, that I unironically bought in 2001, and enjoying the hell out of the next 1:51:02.

    • @TehZergRush
      @TehZergRush 3 роки тому

      @@jellyneck7978 I didn’t think ahead, I ordered the DVD last night and will have to wait a few days.
      Glad to see the dedication, cheers!

  • @hamothemagnif8529
    @hamothemagnif8529 3 роки тому +88

    The father pharmacist reveal had me laughing but they would’ve know who her dad was if they lived in a small town.

    • @johnnypools6971
      @johnnypools6971 3 роки тому +2

      I thought so too but I laughed anyway

    • @jonryder7269
      @jonryder7269 3 роки тому +1

      Not necesarily, i dont remember the relation of everyone i went to school with in an even smaller village, but i guess it depends on how attentive the person in question is. xD

    • @ftayl5
      @ftayl5 3 роки тому

      I thought her dad was the preacher for half the movie because they kinda looked the same to me. Not until the end did I realise her Dad was the pharmacist.

  • @timothymcqueen3408
    @timothymcqueen3408 Рік тому +7

    I just so happened to want to rewatch this video exactly 2 years after it was published. One of the best Re:Views to date!

  • @Anamnesis
    @Anamnesis 3 роки тому +182

    Mike Stoklasa: I would just call the reboot “The Blob.”
    Rich Evans: Fuck yeaaaaaah!

    • @0ptimuscrime
      @0ptimuscrime 3 роки тому +4

      These days they’d just call it “Blob”

  • @inzyster
    @inzyster 3 роки тому +163

    Talking of “that guy”s, the melty face man from Robocop is also in it.

    • @trace6242
      @trace6242 3 роки тому +4

      Dr. Romano!

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 3 роки тому +1

      And Art LaFleur! I'll always know him as McNulty from Trancers.

    • @MQZ17
      @MQZ17 3 роки тому +4

      More like Melty-Man , cause his whole body melts

    • @ChuckPalomo
      @ChuckPalomo 3 роки тому +1

      oh yeah, wasn't he the sheriff deputy?

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 3 роки тому +3

      Here's a name some '80s movie buffs might recognize: Pons Maar. He plays the theater manager, and also played Foo in _The Golden Child_ and Saurod in _Masters of the Universe._

  • @joppek77
    @joppek77 3 роки тому +41

    Great to see a remake that actually made the effort to improve and perfect the original, rather than being a cynical corporate cash grab that just capitalizes on the recognition the original had.

  • @dyveira
    @dyveira 3 роки тому +170

    The guy who played the reverend was actually in the 70's "Beware The Blob!" as well. Also, I think the word they're thinking of is "satchel charge", not "army sack".

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 3 роки тому +54

    The 80s was the decade of the best horror remakes. The Thing, The Blob, The Fly...they all got it right. Make something in the spirit of the original, but different enough to stand on its own. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @neonsmoviereviews7969
      @neonsmoviereviews7969 3 роки тому +9

      70s body snatchers is equally great

    • @PatricksCrazyPlace
      @PatricksCrazyPlace 3 роки тому +3

      @@neonsmoviereviews7969 Agreed!

    • @GillesVandenoostende
      @GillesVandenoostende 3 роки тому +4

      Remaking bad movies has merit. Remaking good movies for nostalgia does not. Hollywood should just go through a plinketto of bad movies next time they’re out of ideas.

    • @dyveira
      @dyveira 3 роки тому +2

      @@GillesVandenoostende I'd argue remakes are also valid in the case of old films where the idea wasn't fully realized because of the limitations of the time.

    • @bloodfartlake
      @bloodfartlake 3 роки тому

      @@dyveira this is why I think a Hellraiser remake, which almost definitely would wind-up being completely terrible, still could be worth trying to get off the ground because man does the last 1/4 or so of that movie look embarrassingly dated.

  • @Rastayeti666
    @Rastayeti666 3 роки тому +45

    90% of the effects aged very well, for me a timeless classic like carpenters the thing or alien. Highly underrated

    • @spillanegottleib1681
      @spillanegottleib1681 2 роки тому +1

      The stop-motion at the end of The Thing was inexcusably bad.
      Everything up to that point was awesome.

  • @Ehlex
    @Ehlex 3 роки тому +90

    "because I can't read my own handwriting, after the fact" - same.

    • @LawkzBro
      @LawkzBro 3 роки тому

      Finally some kindred spirits.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 роки тому

      Keep your handwriting melinial proof to avoid cancelation.
      Write in cursive.

  • @vaeringjar1387
    @vaeringjar1387 3 роки тому +10

    I have been a big fan of the original Blob since I first saw it on PBS as a kid. When they remade this movie, there was a documentary about it on HBO or something before it came out, and they talked about a lot of what they were going for, like how the Blob starts off as white and becomes more pink as it consumes blood and meat. Apparently, some of the special effects guys from the original visited the set while they were working on the special effects and gave their approval, saying the 1988 crew pulled off stuff they dreamed of doing on the original, but didn't have the tech. Good stuff.

  • @bear211
    @bear211 3 роки тому +22

    Less overt but kind of a funny setup: When Paul asks Meg about her plans for the evening it immediately cuts to Flagg foreshadowing she wouldn't be spending the evening with Paul.

  • @danbach7748
    @danbach7748 3 роки тому +113

    When they were talking about forced perspective I was disappointed Mike didn't bring up Star Trek: The Motion Picture's main engineering set. The long horizontal shaft is forced perspective in order to look longer. Take that as you may. Come on, guys. These jokes write themselves!

    • @amazingkris
      @amazingkris 3 роки тому +12

      Appreciation of this makes us lonely people.

    • @HungL0W
      @HungL0W 3 роки тому +4

      I'm still not convinced that Mike is a real Star Trek fan

  • @immortaluglyfish2724
    @immortaluglyfish2724 3 роки тому +308

    I swear, Mike and Jay should direct terrible trailers to hypothetical movies.

    • @blastradius7193
      @blastradius7193 3 роки тому +31

      id buy that for a dollar.

    • @Smokron
      @Smokron 3 роки тому +10

      I loved his idea for The Boy vs Anabelle

    • @G3rex
      @G3rex 3 роки тому +4

      But then they'd just be one of the many hacks making trailers for current movies.

  • @LouGarou72
    @LouGarou72 3 роки тому +12

    I had read the novelization of The Blob before I got to see the movie. I enjoyed it because, the author gave the creature it's own POV. I got to feel what the creature was feeling , I thought giving it character instead of being a mindless, voracious mass was a nice touch.

  • @gloryon5609
    @gloryon5609 3 роки тому +415

    Avatar 6 was the most disappointing thing since Money Submarine

    • @jellyneck7978
      @jellyneck7978 3 роки тому +9

      James Cameron and The Asylum sure love their submarines.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 3 роки тому +32

      but I can bet on a guy screwing an alligator in the money sub.
      _money sub_

    • @philduprey7226
      @philduprey7226 3 роки тому +17

      Money Sub is the baddest motherfucking movie on the planet!

    • @turnerlarson12
      @turnerlarson12 3 роки тому +24

      Money Sub.

    • @shinget
      @shinget 3 роки тому +4

      @@turnerlarson12 Money Subvert Our Expectations

  • @judgegrinch1139
    @judgegrinch1139 3 роки тому +90

    I love how surprised Jay is everytime he sees paper

    • @baraka92
      @baraka92 3 роки тому +2

      *The guy who made a giant CARDBOARD table with every character of Friday the 13th 4 & 6.

    • @Carlosdreamur
      @Carlosdreamur 3 роки тому

      @@baraka92 I’ve been trying to find it but I can’t. Could you link it

  • @puxtbuck6731
    @puxtbuck6731 3 роки тому +31

    Jay’s sadness after being called a bum made me laugh too much. Empathy 100%

  • @btd0ja
    @btd0ja 3 роки тому +257

    Native Louisianan here: it’s pronounced “abbey-ville,” so very close Mike

    • @biffodio
      @biffodio 3 роки тому +15

      He got it right the second time. "Abbuhville" is a common pronunciation.

    • @mwellnow5016
      @mwellnow5016 3 роки тому +5

      @@biffodio Reminds me of a town in Tennessee named Shelbyville. You can tell when someone was from out of town or not bc people from the town pronounced it shi-buh-ville.

    • @deano1699
      @deano1699 3 роки тому +5

      It's more like ABBAville

    • @biffodio
      @biffodio 3 роки тому +4

      @@mwellnow5016 The South has a lot of those shibboleths, but they're especially common in Louisiana because of the Cajun culture. Even "Forked Island" isn't safe.

    • @Invertedblueroses
      @Invertedblueroses 3 роки тому +1

      Haha came here to say this!

  • @xpantherx
    @xpantherx 3 роки тому +171

    Just insulting Rich Evans for 45 minutes is extremely rude.

    • @taylorlawrence3570
      @taylorlawrence3570 3 роки тому +1

      Hey! Best of Giant Bomb guy! You rule!

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah those twenty seconds when they don't insult him are such a disappointment.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 роки тому +2

      They don't like him because they're jealous gurl

  • @YoutubeChannel-ol7zx
    @YoutubeChannel-ol7zx 3 роки тому +9

    "As of January 4th I couldn't ask for a better year." - Mike 2021

  • @vladpiranha
    @vladpiranha 3 роки тому +28

    If this movie was made today, it would have a one word verb as its title - something like "Consume". I can already imagine the crappy DVD sleeve.

  • @TheSpikyShell
    @TheSpikyShell 3 роки тому +100

    in spanish its called "El terror no tiene forma", which means horror has no shape. Could that be a cool title for a remake?

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 роки тому +9

      Sounds similar to Color out of Space

    • @RandomAccessDreams
      @RandomAccessDreams 3 роки тому +27

      That was the tag-line for the movie on the poster: "Terror Has No Shape..."

    • @davidelizalde3844
      @davidelizalde3844 3 роки тому +7

      It's called "La mancha voraz" here in México

    • @f.d.3289
      @f.d.3289 3 роки тому +6

      Much too long and cerebral for the average movie-goer. One short syllable is what they can process without getting bored.

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 3 роки тому +7

      Pretty Lovecraftian. "The Formless Horror".

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak8526 3 роки тому +3

    This movie is absolutely brillant. Gory as hell and well written. Plus stunning practical effects

  • @benwilson6593
    @benwilson6593 3 роки тому +21

    When Mike takes out his notes I was thinking the line from Waterworld... "PAPER! Have you ever seen paper? Have you ever smelled it?"

  • @nfal445
    @nfal445 3 роки тому +22

    I remember watching the kitchen scene when I was a kid and the guy's skull collapsing going down the drain physically made me feel ill. It was such a great horror film.

    • @neil340
      @neil340 3 роки тому +2

      I still can't forget that today

  • @KingDaveth
    @KingDaveth 3 роки тому +51

    I'm so glad someone else was shocked about the kid dying in this movie. Because holy sit what a terrifying scene.

    • @art_christiancahalan
      @art_christiancahalan 2 роки тому +21

      Here’s a fun fact! Interestingly enough, the kid originally wasn’t supposed to die. Allegedly, the child was supposed to survive the film alongside the brother. However, there was a conflict with the child’s mother as she wasn’t enjoying her son being a side character. This progressed to the point that she was wanting her son to be more important than the main character. The director got so mad he ended up asking the kid if he would enjoy his character having an awesome death scene to the child actor’s excitement. Because it didn’t change the story, they fit it in last minute of the scene’s production. The mother was unaware of this decision until after the scenes had been filmed.

  • @lucam4656
    @lucam4656 3 роки тому +61

    Misspelled forgotten as "fogotten" at 2:22.
    These guys truly are HACKS

    • @chimallen
      @chimallen 3 роки тому +11

      Literally unwatchable

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 3 роки тому +5

      I guess you could say when it comes to spelling forgotten,
      they...
      suffer from agraphia.

    • @TheZorak420
      @TheZorak420 3 роки тому

      OMFG that does it !!!