So confusing to me because my friends in situationships are struggling more than the ones in relationships. Cause why are y’all giving eachother attitude when you not even together
"why ain't we officially together?" "Who is this" By far the rudest one the disrespect to not even have the person number saved knows no bounds 🤣🤣 Edit 4 months later this is still mad disrespectful 🤣🤣🤣
STOP asking for people to have a show it's ANNOYING this* is their show. Y'all always want someone to give Real creatives a show so it can be watered down then canceled. Just Enjoy Damn !
Been there! Big man kept saying he ain’t ready for a relationship but wanted me to be exclusive to him. Then when I went dancing with my friends, he said I cheated on him. Bro kept moving the goal post
It’s called exclusive dating and it’s bullshit. It’s like living with someone without being married. They get all the girlfriend benefits, but can then turn around and remind you that you are not in a relationship when you catch him balls deep in someone. Lol
Tis a joke. When you apply the same trend to different situations it’s funnier. They are together she just posted that to see his response. She is expecting the confusion through his sentences lol
Reasons I’m going to barber school. I’m ready to fade. Chop. Sliiizide these haircuts. I need everybody feeeeeeelin it in they soul so they step out on a level that no one can tell them shiiiz
Some stuff implied do you ask every friend if y’all are friends, marriage really the only one that really a proposal is necessary. If it obvious it’s obvious.
@@dublk5593 Nah tf is 'obvious'? Lol This is how ppl find themselves in these situationships in the 1st place bcuz they assume they're together. U can sleep w someone, do couple shit together, until it's said out loud y'all aint together, simple as that.
@@08angelluver I’m not gonna knock people who have a lot of partners in a short time but that’s only an issue for people who do that, you can’t fake commitment, devotion, and attention if someone is focused on you and only you it’s pretty obvious. That’s said ofc asking is a proper courtesy but just bc someone doesn’t ask doesn’t mean y’all aren’t. then again my relationship I give a 100% if I’m given respect and love back and it’s obvious in my relationship before I do ask the question out of formality so maybe I’m biased bc my lady laughed when I asked bc she said it obvious we were from the commitment we gave each other.
People really can be the cause of their own suffering sometimes. Actually having self respect and boundaries, especially when our sacred bodies are involved, really is a game changer.
I had the response of “we need to discuss this face to face” in my experience it meant nothing serious at all. It was a way to stall because when we did meet face to face he never brought it up. When I did he avoided the conversation.
You guys are hilarious, first saw your video a couple months ago. I was going through post partum depression and you had been my remedy. Everytime I'm feeling down my hubby would be like watch those funny guys. Fuhad's hand gestures kills me and when James laugh I just die. Thank you for the content. Love ya all the way from SA🇿🇦
You’re no more risking pregnancy with a condom then with birth control. But besides that I don’t think he’s talking about risking pregnancy as he is an STI/STD.
Yea he’s garbage. He thinks he should be able to have relations without protection. It’s just laziness to not put on a condom while women take agents that manipulate our bodies hormone production long after we even stop taking birth control. He shares an equal responsibility in safe practices. Gross.
@@butterflymage5623Everyone can’t use birth control and the side effects are often horrible, damaging and dangerous, hence why so many women don’t want to use them, and since condom is the best protection against unwanted pregnancy and STI’s - it’s a win-win solution. 😊
It’s crazy cause I viewed this from a different angle. I thought the response was from the viewpoint that the other person was whorish, therefore requiring a condom…which is why the lack of commitment. Maybe it’s just me 🤷🏾♀️
Told a guy who’s been begging to have sex with me and is trying to get me to lower my standards I need a relationship to move any further with you now he’s saying your going to make me commit huh? Sir you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
But it makes sense. You can have sex with someone then decide they’re not a good match. Or maybe you’re very compatible in bed but not as a couple. A relationship requires commitment, energy and effort. There’s so much more at risk. You’re far more vulnerable, families and friends get involved. It’s really a big decision so that’s why it’s wise to date someone for quite a bit before you decide if you’re ready to risk your heart being broken. Some people have been in horrible relationships in the past
But she’ll sleep with him.Only reason he’s smashing is because she’s letting him.Now not judging her for the friends with benefits ting,just saying if she wants something more she should probably stop messing with dude
As a woman, I noticed myself and I have been guilty of this myself of moving too quickly and ruing the whole experience. Men move soo much more slower than women do when they want something serious. As a woman I needed to learn how to stabilize my emotions and lay back look AMAZING, GRIND and let him do the hunting and chasing of me. No games, just leveling up together! Slow and stable, had to learn how to open up my soul first to a man, legs after....
No most men just want pussy. Women control sex, men control relationships. If they want you in a relationship they would say it. Otherwise you are just sex
NO MAN should get the goods unless he’s ready for commitment and marriage with you. End of. Ladies, you are valuable, don’t let a man use you for sex only.
Ensure y'all have that energy/mindset from in your teens. No man is interested in paying full price for a 30+ "reformed" hoe. We don't do that foolishness anymore.
I literally found you guys today, damn regret not finding you earlier. I'm gonna suggest these videos to all men in my life now, they need to watch this, mandatory 🤣
Just asked this to my boyfriend of 3 years. He took a break from work and immediately called me trying to figure out what I meant. He thought I was asking why we aren’t married 😂
I swear I love seeing you guys videos cuz no matter what type of mood I mean you guys always give me the laugh! I'm glad I'm married cuz being single these days seems hectic. 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: "I'm a hunter. I'm hunter and a provider. Don't. Don't block my attention span with this bullsh*t." Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Noo bro if you have to ask him that question then the real question is why ur sleeping w him. If it's your choice you dont have to ask that question. (Like the married one, wtf)
I think that people find it easier to play house, and reap the benefits of a relationship, without having to do all of the hard work to maintain it.
Yep, laziness
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 could just be commitment issues
So confusing to me because my friends in situationships are struggling more than the ones in relationships. Cause why are y’all giving eachother attitude when you not even together
@@jferguson3930 Because it doesn't benefit one party, not very confusing.
Men in a nutshell
"why ain't we officially together?"
"Who is this"
By far the rudest one the disrespect to not even have the person number saved knows no bounds 🤣🤣
Edit 4 months later this is still mad disrespectful 🤣🤣🤣
This the one right here!!🤣🤣🤣
yesss i was flabbergasted 😂
“Harpo, who dis woman?!” 🤣🤣🤣
that be me tho lol but i at least have previous messages to verify who i’m talking to
@@gottalovebri that's fine then your at least clock who it is this clearly was a one time thing then the person deted the chat and number 🤣🤣
Fuhad’s Trim… God in heaven.. give that barber a raise
True. Fuhad is looking crisp.
100%
Facts 👏 👏👏
Your attention to detail is on point 💯💯
Fam I was thinking the same thing
Can someone give these two a tv show, cus their roleplay after every sentence is just another level funny!
I thoroughly enjoy it😂😂
I'd tune in DAILY
STOP asking for people to have a show it's ANNOYING this* is their show. Y'all always want someone to give Real creatives a show so it can be watered down then canceled. Just Enjoy Damn !
@@mygmailmygmail5933 thank you 🙏🏾
Exactly 😂😂😂
Been there! Big man kept saying he ain’t ready for a relationship but wanted me to be exclusive to him. Then when I went dancing with my friends, he said I cheated on him. Bro kept moving the goal post
🤣🤣🤣 Please tell me you're still not there. If you are, you only got yourself to blame for your results
Playing soccer 😂😂
It’s called exclusive dating and it’s bullshit. It’s like living with someone without being married. They get all the girlfriend benefits, but can then turn around and remind you that you are not in a relationship when you catch him balls deep in someone. Lol
Just doesn't want anyone else to have you. Typical!
Nah I must not be right cause I would have UGLY laughed. Full on cackled
“Speech and prize giving day” is the best description of a wedding I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣
Same 😂
"I'm a hunter and a provider."
"Don't block my attention span with this bs" 😭😭😭😭😂
Just got there 😂
Facts
He took me out 😅with that one ☝️
😂😂
😂😂😂
It’s crazy that some of these women didn’t even realise the man thought they were officially together.
Tis a joke. When you apply the same trend to different situations it’s funnier. They are together she just posted that to see his response. She is expecting the confusion through his sentences lol
@@blueshoes5145 poppy e km
They knew.. it’s a joke
I couldn’t text my man that. Imagine giving him that anxiety? Nope love gin too much.
Men don't be communicating like that for real which can lead to assumptions for both parties.
I could never do this trend. I’m either getting my feelings hurt or caught out lying 😂😂😂
Real one detected
Oh ok
So true 🙈
@@daneelderozan263 no lies round ere
At least you know
That haircut is next level. The confidence we get from a great trim is unmatched!
Trust me fam.. I was chatting to all the female staff in Aldi yesterday with a different confidence 😎
@@88trapordie 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Powerstv333 real talk 😂
It’s too sterile.
Reasons I’m going to barber school. I’m ready to fade. Chop. Sliiizide these haircuts. I need everybody feeeeeeelin it in they soul so they step out on a level that no one can tell them shiiiz
The way I’m obsessed with y’all and this pod cast is crazy
Is the patron good
I would pay to see them live lol. Just to see them sit there and read comments lol
@@reeee4848 I’m not sure I don’t have it
Best pod on the Internet tho for real
why do women have sex with men that won't commit to them?
If you don’t ask me to be your girl, I’m not going to assume that I am
Seems logical
Some stuff implied do you ask every friend if y’all are friends, marriage really the only one that really a proposal is necessary. If it obvious it’s obvious.
That's right girl don't ever assume
@@dublk5593 Nah tf is 'obvious'? Lol This is how ppl find themselves in these situationships in the 1st place bcuz they assume they're together. U can sleep w someone, do couple shit together, until it's said out loud y'all aint together, simple as that.
@@08angelluver I’m not gonna knock people who have a lot of partners in a short time but that’s only an issue for people who do that, you can’t fake commitment, devotion, and attention if someone is focused on you and only you it’s pretty obvious. That’s said ofc asking is a proper courtesy but just bc someone doesn’t ask doesn’t mean y’all aren’t. then again my relationship I give a 100% if I’m given respect and love back and it’s obvious in my relationship before I do ask the question out of formality so maybe I’m biased bc my lady laughed when I asked bc she said it obvious we were from the commitment we gave each other.
That expired vodka and "who is this?"
As Fuhad would say:
This one sweeted me 😭😭😭
When he said "the hoes gon get mad and you can't fight"😭 I missed my toxic link 😹😹😹
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Yes the one that got good🍆 and everyone knows😂😂😂
I literally read this as it came up in the video 😂
This is one of the reason I’m now celibate. I won’t go through that emotional damage again in my life .
Can't we get an 'Amen!' !!!
It’s always strange when I hear women who aren’t virgins saying this. I mean who buys an open packet of crisps?
@@bronjesamuel1054 ew what a disgusting stance to have. Hopefully you grow
@@bronjesamuel1054 women aren’t crisps or any other inanimate object
@@malenak9691 sure but you get the analogy. Why would you pay full price for a used product
People really can be the cause of their own suffering sometimes. Actually having self respect and boundaries, especially when our sacred bodies are involved, really is a game changer.
Smh most of these women will never learn. I say once she in the streets thats where she bekongs forever
The way the light is hitting the right side of Fuhad’s chocolate face to spotlight that sharp line on his trim 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I’m gagged!
I am dying at “you’re dreaming”
Smacked her right into reality.
Rightttt 😂😂😂
Fuhad's barber did geometry😤
And passed it with flying colours😂
Passed?! I'm sure he is the professor, teaching youths how to cut...lol ✂️ ✂️
@@Cmac80Proof I was worng I was starting to think he’s the Dean 😂
🤯 ...I always thought he was handsome anyway...But now I see hes gone clear 😭 I wish him all the best ❤️
Is this what protractor are for?! Have I been using it wrong thus whole time?
These women clearly didn't think about their last interaction with those guy's.
Best one was "who is this?".🤣
When the podcast quality is so top notch you can even hear stomach noises, the way I cackled. Excellent podcast every time.
I literally thought it was my stomach!!! I’m hungry 🤦🏾♀️ 😂
I thought it was my stomach 😂
Had to replay it thought it was my stomach 😂
I just came to the comment section to make sure i wasn't the only person who heard that. Thanks! 😅
“Ima a hunter and a provider” took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
I had the response of “we need to discuss this face to face” in my experience it meant nothing serious at all. It was a way to stall because when we did meet face to face he never brought it up. When I did he avoided the conversation.
You guys are hilarious, first saw your video a couple months ago.
I was going through post partum depression and you had been my remedy. Everytime I'm feeling down my hubby would be like watch those funny guys. Fuhad's hand gestures kills me and when James laugh I just die. Thank you for the content. Love ya all the way from SA🇿🇦
🥰
🤞 Girl I feel you, i suffer from depression and anxiety and when I start to spiral I literally use these guys instead of my pills.
I wish you guys kinder days 🫶🏾💫
@@dimakatsomolepo7443 thanx
Feel better soon Sis!! Keep smiling ☺
The condom makes me mad. Why should we risk pregnancy/bastard children just to get ‘picked’? A true gem he is.
You’re no more risking pregnancy with a condom then with birth control.
But besides that I don’t think he’s talking about risking pregnancy as he is an STI/STD.
Yea he’s garbage. He thinks he should be able to have relations without protection. It’s just laziness to not put on a condom while women take agents that manipulate our bodies hormone production long after we even stop taking birth control. He shares an equal responsibility in safe practices. Gross.
@@butterflymage5623Everyone can’t use birth control and the side effects are often horrible, damaging and dangerous, hence why so many women don’t want to use them, and since condom is the best protection against unwanted pregnancy and STI’s - it’s a win-win solution. 😊
It’s crazy cause I viewed this from a different angle. I thought the response was from the viewpoint that the other person was whorish, therefore requiring a condom…which is why the lack of commitment. Maybe it’s just me 🤷🏾♀️
The implication is that he would always need the condom because she's riddled with STD's from being a hoe
Just don't sleep with anyone unless you're in a relationship if that's what you want.
You're talking to the wrong generation bud 😂
Or married
Told a guy who’s been begging to have sex with me and is trying to get me to lower my standards I need a relationship to move any further with you now he’s saying your going to make me commit huh? Sir you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@@lilianrose715 girl don’t lower your standards
@@lilianrose715 Leave him. The serious men wouldn't even ask such a question.
The silence was loud but Jame's stomach was louder @6:24
🤣🤣🤣
Was looking for this comment. Lol
I thought it was mine LMAO
@@ElusivEnigma Same here. 😂😂😂
"We haven't known each other for that long." But you'll sleep with her? Lol! Terrible excuse!
But it makes sense. You can have sex with someone then decide they’re not a good match. Or maybe you’re very compatible in bed but not as a couple. A relationship requires commitment, energy and effort. There’s so much more at risk. You’re far more vulnerable, families and friends get involved. It’s really a big decision so that’s why it’s wise to date someone for quite a bit before you decide if you’re ready to risk your heart being broken.
Some people have been in horrible relationships in the past
But she’ll sleep with him.Only reason he’s smashing is because she’s letting him.Now not judging her for the friends with benefits ting,just saying if she wants something more she should probably stop messing with dude
Yeah she let's him so
@@A11L9E So backwards
dun, ez snatch hard to come by for most dudes, we actually have to work for sht 😂
Firstly their fades are too clean secondly I'm cracking up on their laughs haha
James saying, "FACTS!" when he doesn't know either person involved in the conversation they're discussing fkn killed me🤣
The “who is this” got me😂. Her number was never saved 😂😂
Speech and prize-giving day😂😂😂 I'm crying, he went deep disrespectful
James: "Im a hunter..." So sweet. You two are adorable. 🙂
As a woman, I noticed myself and I have been guilty of this myself of moving too quickly and ruing the whole experience. Men move soo much more slower than women do when they want something serious. As a woman I needed to learn how to stabilize my emotions and lay back look AMAZING, GRIND and let him do the hunting and chasing of me. No games, just leveling up together! Slow and stable, had to learn how to open up my soul first to a man, legs after....
No most men just want pussy. Women control sex, men control relationships. If they want you in a relationship they would say it. Otherwise you are just sex
the little tummy gurgle at 6:25 has me literally cackling for no reason
I thought I was the only one thàt heard it😭😭😭😭
"I'm a hunter and a provider, don't block my attention with that bull shit"....sir...gold, pure gold 👌🏿
This is giving "would you still love me if i was a worm?" vibes 😂
Fuhad is a whole exclamation mark. Love how his whole body emphasizes his reactions.
A what mark?
@@Beautifullyaberrant thanks for pointing out my error.
@@ajminxy my bad
@@Beautifullyaberrant no worries. I appreciate it.
Ok I laughed myself off the bed. This is HILARIOUS .(so sorry for some of the girls tho. I hope they exited quick!)
LMAO that “who is this?” had me actually laughing out loud. They would get blocked expeditiously. What do you even mean 🤣 RUDE!
The “you can’t fight one” was the “good girl” sleeping with my man’s Pookie or my homie Chad.
fax 😂
I haven't even seen this and I can't stop smiling for it
I love whenever they say “I couldn’t read that.”
My mom said they’re the British Desus and Mero and now I cant unsee it. I love them!
I've been obsessing over this channel for the past week now. These guys truly make my day 😂😂😂
Sometimes the joke isn't funny but James makes me laugh 😂😂😂
NO MAN should get the goods unless he’s ready for commitment and marriage with you. End of. Ladies, you are valuable, don’t let a man use you for sex only.
Ensure y'all have that energy/mindset from in your teens. No man is interested in paying full price for a 30+ "reformed" hoe. We don't do that foolishness anymore.
Oh no I'm using them 😂😂
@@arlenecherono8527 You killed me. Most people forget some men aren’t worth being around relationship wise and women like sex too 😂😂
What if we want to be used
@@Sarah-kv3qs unfortunately people still view sex as something that is being taken from a woman or that a woman has to guard.
These two will have long lives coz of all this laughter😂😂
Big ups to you'll...pushing through the struggles that you'll thought were going to defeat you'll 🙏🤲
Wait are we still sleeping with people we aren't in relationships with? 😂
Apparently😂🤷🏻♂️
Some people are only compatible in bed or just want their sexual desire met and nothing else.🤷🏾♀️
Like seriously girls?
He’s all I can get ma’am.
Every girl I've met is sleeping with guys without a relationship. I thought it was normal now 😂
That last one wild, why would we be fucking raw and we not official he backwards 😂
He's entitled
@@jayak8217 fr shorty def dodged a bullet
@@Kailloumitchell who said she’s not still f*cking him? Probably raw by now as well to “be official”😂😂
I know plenty of girls who let dudes hit raw without a relationship. Bro is reasonable for today's standards 😂
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 yep hes keeping the doctors paid
When Fuhad said "I got sheet to do," I smiled as I was literally about to flush
Fuhads shape up is sharp
"I'm going to bell her immediately!" lol
Speech and prize giving day took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died😂😂😂
A speech and a prize giving day took me tf out??? 😂😂😂😂
Literally lowering my volume so my mom can't hear this but wowza🤣🤣🤣
I love how in sync they always are
The reading makes it 10x more funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one with the husband…. Are we skipping over the part where Oloni
Said text the person you’re SLEEPING WITH?!?! But she’s married?! 😂
I literally found you guys today, damn regret not finding you earlier. I'm gonna suggest these videos to all men in my life now, they need to watch this, mandatory 🤣
The level of respect people have for themselves & eachother…. That is just sad & disgusting
“I’m a hunter…” 😂 I died.
I was in my early 20's when I was told by a guy, "Why by the cow if you can get the milk for free?" He was completely right!
Just a minute with these two and I'm laughing to tears 😂
That last one is as Nigerian as Nigerians get. Had me screaming🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No sex before monogamy.
Bro whose stomach made that sound at 6:25 lmaooo
lol
I was looking for this comment bruh 😂😂😂😂
@@shannonburgins2620 I had to do a double take cuz i thought it was me 😭🤣🤣
Charlotte dobre told me to come here and I am dy ing. These mothers are freaking hilarious
"We need to talk" "Yes we do" Now we both stressed 😂😂😂😂
This gave me the best chuckle today! I’m glad I stumbled upon these cats. Greetings from the States Bruvs!
You 2 absolutely need your own show. I am not your target market but I come and watch every time I need a giggle. Fabulous.
This is their show? Isn't it? What am I missing?
Love this podcast while working the best laughs and a lot of catching up to do
“Your dreaming”!! Definitely cried
Fuhad loves, "movin on, movin on" 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that these women had the gall to post this shit is amazing
😭can we talk about how clean mans cut is
“I’d bell her immediately 🤙🏼 “ 😂😂 love it
Just asked this to my boyfriend of 3 years. He took a break from work and immediately called me trying to figure out what I meant. He thought I was asking why we aren’t married 😂
😂
LOOOOOL
"cause you said you got commitment issues"🤦😂 the gas lighter got gas lit 😂
Fuhad this trim is different!!! 🔥🔥
"Men don't have time for bullshit." - Thank god you exist. I hope I find someone like that because neither do I.
It was only a matter of time before an affair is revealed
An affair without a relationship? 😂
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 No I meant that the lady messaging might be a side piece
Not me liking the video before I even watched it that's how good yall are
I just love how they laugh. Makes me so happy. 😂😂😂
The way James say SWEARRR!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So no one heard his stomach giving him a sign to eat?😭😭😭😭
"Speech and Prize Giving Day"the most African comment! hahahaha
I swear I love seeing you guys videos cuz no matter what type of mood I mean you guys always give me the laugh! I'm glad I'm married cuz being single these days seems hectic. 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: "I'm a hunter. I'm hunter and a provider. Don't. Don't block my attention span with this bullsh*t." Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Reads the title , whispers to no one “ oh no “😂😂😂😂😂😂
Noo bro if you have to ask him that question then the real question is why ur sleeping w him.
If it's your choice you dont have to ask that question. (Like the married one, wtf)
My boys, you are starving. Did y'all hear that stomach growl 🤣🤣.
Fuhad’s haircut is crispy 😩♥️ good lord
What expired vodka are you drinking?!! I would have dieeeeed
1:18 because I can’t continue conversAYtion anymore...😂😂
Shoutout! Im new here and just wanted to send some love from South Africa 🇿🇦 keep up the great chats lads 🫶🏾🫶🏾
6:28 is the most mature response. You shouldn't be having these convos via text
Cam someone tell me where in the UK these guys are from? I love their accents and lingo.... I can listen to them all the time
Sounds like London to me☺️
Coventry ...I think
"They LLUV IIIT"😂😂
The way Fuhad reads everything makes it 10x funnier
I made a mistake of watching this while drinking tea😂 I nearly choked so many times😂