Gene-Seed EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore

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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  2 роки тому +707

    Ironic that people who receive 19 Gene-Seeds are unable to seed in their jeans...
    Unlike you, handsome viewer, who can and will seed their jeans upon clicking this link : www.patreon.com/majorkill

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 2 роки тому +2

      Kool

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 2 роки тому +3

      @ Seth Leoric the traitor marines have become more like a mutanted monsters

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 2 роки тому +1

      @@chosenofkhorne2951 kool

    • @DeadEyeJedi
      @DeadEyeJedi 2 роки тому +3

      Entire civilizations have died by my hand....

    • @douglasb6672
      @douglasb6672 2 роки тому +2

      Your Shaq (aka black papa john, the general auto insurance, Honorary US Deputy Marshall in 2005 and is also an honorary deputy for the Broward County (Florida) Sheriff's Department, Etc... )and HasBULLa mentions got you this like you rabid kangaroo. Now you just need to mention Flashgitz black templars crusade against the Furries and you will have holy trinity of power.

  • @miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713
    @miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713 2 роки тому +1007

    I imagine a guardsman like "we're stranded in this Planet, what do we do?" Then looks back and sees the astartes shit a cocoon and get inside

    • @cadian122
      @cadian122 2 роки тому +42

      Lmao hahahahaha

    • @19kp.
      @19kp. 2 роки тому +82

      Or just straight up stop moving (edit: I mean they shit the cocoon and the guardsmen sees a unmoving suit of power armour that has a cocoon inside and they just go oh shit)

    • @braija
      @braija 2 роки тому +16

      I'd start building a huge ass pile of burnable materials around him.

    • @michaelwhite9718
      @michaelwhite9718 2 роки тому +28

      @@braija So what, he just wakes up and removes the top half of your body... Also, I don't think a little fire would even damage his suit or him.

    • @braija
      @braija 2 роки тому +11

      @@michaelwhite9718 you got to think bigger then.

  • @Madjo-qj2ge
    @Madjo-qj2ge 2 роки тому +891

    Geneseed: *exist
    Genestealer: *happy hungry noises

    • @JedrzuGaming
      @JedrzuGaming 2 роки тому +124

      Genestealer> gets Geneseed> Becomes Genefarmer>no longer has to steal

    • @doctordoubledakka3939
      @doctordoubledakka3939 2 роки тому +85

      @@JedrzuGaming but if we just give them welfare checks instead of teaching them a trade, we can keep the whole hive oppressed and under control for generations

    • @JedrzuGaming
      @JedrzuGaming 2 роки тому +35

      @@doctordoubledakka3939 u monster
      I love it

    • @Jyappino1010
      @Jyappino1010 2 роки тому +25

      @@JedrzuGaming hes not a monster. its just business

    • @PlaceHolderMechanic
      @PlaceHolderMechanic 2 роки тому +16

      @@Jyappino1010 he was just a businessman doing business

  • @lowspec42
    @lowspec42 2 роки тому +233

    "...above an Australian's pay grade."
    Wait? Are we still paying Aussies to be Aussies?

    • @deussalt8108
      @deussalt8108 2 роки тому +13

      No, but don't tell them that or they'll want to be paid.

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Рік тому +7

      Of course they are - we're all _paid_ actors, remember?

    • @lowspec42
      @lowspec42 Рік тому +4

      @@mysterylovescompany2657 got to keep up the pretence that Australia exists somehow

    • @NS-cs3wp
      @NS-cs3wp Рік тому +6

      0 dollarydoos is still a pay rate. ;)

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому +1

      I Know they have to pay a fine if they don't vote!

  • @chrishandy9172
    @chrishandy9172 2 роки тому +541

    Nothing reminds me that the pronunciation of made up sci-fi words doesn't matter quite like an Australian making noises that are almost, but not completely, unlike the ones I do for the same made up sci-fi words.

    • @damnright1968
      @damnright1968 2 роки тому +12

      They are often taken from other languages. This case is probably a mix of english with latin

    • @Pyrela
      @Pyrela 2 роки тому +9

      @Ian Yoder Logic? Science? Sounds a lot like heresy.

    • @joedoe7041
      @joedoe7041 2 роки тому +1

      @Ian Yoder i call for kitten

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 2 роки тому +8

      @@damnright1968 So the Language spoken in 40k is Low gothic, which is mostly a mix of French and Latin. There’s also high gothic, but the difference is more in the words available rather than how they are said.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +306

    4:20 Space Marines who lost a limb or two: "Tis but a flesh wound!"

    • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
      @gabrieldeoliveira8304 2 роки тому +21

      The actual quote is "Tis but a scratch" and the other is "it's just a flesh wound."

    • @darrenwang8879
      @darrenwang8879 2 роки тому +11

      Just get some bionics.

    • @Firepup740
      @Firepup740 2 роки тому +3

      Khornate berserker: "You're a bloody loon."

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Рік тому +2

      The thing is, if an Astartes - even a crippled Astartes - threatened to bite my legs off, I would 100% believe him.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому

      Do they have any fentanyl or morphine in their suits along with teh steroids and hgh stack?

  • @somnius2519
    @somnius2519 2 роки тому +95

    Two fun facts I've come to learn:
    1.) Astartes canonically have very bad BO, not just from being stuck in armor and skin-tight body suits for days or sometimes years at a time, but because they have all these weird-ass organs and their biological byproducts. Pretty sure this extends to the Primarchs as well, especially in the cases of Curze and Mortarion (though the argument can be made that they could just never be asked to take a shower).
    2.) Sevatar repeatedly demonstrated the ability to spit acid without the use of his Betcher's Gland.

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Рік тому +15

      My husband can tell you I can do the same, but that's because of my Bitch's Gland.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 Рік тому +11

      Inquisitor Amberley Vail mentioned that the inside of power armor smells like centuries of recycled farts and body odor.

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 Рік тому

      @@mysterylovescompany2657 Lol.

    • @jamesygamesy5124
      @jamesygamesy5124 8 місяців тому

      i feel like primarchs like fulgrim wouldnt smell bad but maybe the others

  • @bobsmith-ph6gu
    @bobsmith-ph6gu 2 роки тому +186

    So cool story, in "The Eye of Terror", a dark angel from the Horus heresy lasted, floating in space after his ship blew up, all the way until the 41st millennium because of the hibernation Geneseed.

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +8

      Was he captured by Dark Angels for being The Fallen?

    • @bobsmith-ph6gu
      @bobsmith-ph6gu 2 роки тому +20

      @@rexlumontad5644 yeah, it was actually a bit tragic to be honest, he was led astray by the first astartes he met after he woke up, who happened to be a fallen dark angel, but even still, for the angels, he got to close.

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +18

      @@bobsmith-ph6gu Ouch, poor guy. Even if he did not met The Fallen, he would have seen how far different the Dark Angels are compared to their previous selves 10,000 years ago.

    • @Gecko17k
      @Gecko17k 4 місяці тому

      Wow!!

  • @danielwells1734
    @danielwells1734 2 роки тому +366

    I could do with a second heart and multi lung. I have a pacemaker, and one lung has been scarred by a bloodclot, so those two geneseeds would improve my quality of life.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 2 роки тому +15

      Gene-seed would probably make the best supersoldiers, at least compared to how they make Spartans in Halo or Captain America in Marvel.

    • @askani21
      @askani21 2 роки тому +13

      Sure, but then you'd have to fight xenos and probably end up serving Chaos. Would be nice though.

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe you can buy a set of organs from the Chinese government.

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 Рік тому +4

      @@robertnelson9599 it's certainly the most in depth take I've seen from sci-fi, with all the added organs making sense both in function, purpose, and how they influence one another.

    • @Gecko17k
      @Gecko17k 4 місяці тому +3

      In reality, I hope you get some stuff like that.

  • @sebastiangralian527
    @sebastiangralian527 2 роки тому +431

    If space Marines were real, imagine how much food they wood have to eat to keep up that body composition. Way more than what a strongman would eat, which is like 10,000 calories a day

    • @robizon
      @robizon 2 роки тому +122

      Our competitive basketball players eat around 10k calories per day because of the intense training and they still look thin while they are +6ft tall. I spoke to a trainer. He said some of them eat over 10k calories and are still loosing weight and he needs to shovel a jar of peanut butter into their mouths betwen regular meals. A strongman eats also 10k calories per day, but he doesn't move around that much and doesn't burn so much calories thus he can develop muscles. Imagine a space marine. Intense training, movements, muscle developing....10k calories would be only for rest days doing nothing else than breathing. But because of their special organs they probably don't need that much nutrition...who knows. Would like to see a space marines diet plan.

    • @randomcow505
      @randomcow505 2 роки тому +55

      intravenously injected deep fryer grease

    • @argeltal_thewordbearer
      @argeltal_thewordbearer 2 роки тому

      They use some very rich in calories kind of MRE, which is very poisonous for regular people while being on mission. While being at the monastery space marines can just eat their servants (hello, flesh tearers)

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 2 роки тому +21

      Just take them to the field and let them graze all day. Make sure you separate from from your cows by a fence, or they will eat the cows.

    • @axiomshift4666
      @axiomshift4666 Рік тому +12

      Almost makes me wonder if they just chug protein milkshakes all the time to fill their macro.

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 2 роки тому +264

    Omophagea reminds me of research on flatworms - back in the day, 1960s researchers noticed that flatworms required an acclimatization period before feeding in a new environment. However, when they allowed adult flatworms to feed on juveniles raised in a different aquarium and then translocated the larger adults to the juveniles aquarium, the acclimatization period was not required and it started feeding almost immediately. Apparently a protein is transferred during feeding which can be integrated into the new host, almost like a mobile memory.

    • @deborahschell5722
      @deborahschell5722 2 роки тому +31

      Makes perfect sense. I know that while breasting feeding my daughter she gained some immunties that i had. More proof natural is better than formula imho

    • @silversurfer8818
      @silversurfer8818 2 роки тому +32

      ​@@deborahschell5722 If
      Majorkill hears about this, that breast feeding may improve the immune system - humanity will never be the same again!

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 роки тому +5

      @@deborahschell5722 That was both unnecessary and interesting. I wonder if there's been any research done on that?

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 2 роки тому +17

      @@starhammer5247 An absolute fuckton. Immunization vaccines for kids start at six months, which is about how long the immune system boosters from breast milk will protect a child for in most cases. It's been a field of medical research for decades.

    • @cergic
      @cergic 2 роки тому +4

      @@starhammer5247 there has. A lot.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +107

    4:42 Iron Hands: "Sleep is for the weak and the flesh is weak!"

  • @StevDoesBigJumps
    @StevDoesBigJumps 2 роки тому +129

    Pretty sure the acidic spit is also used as a way to help digestion or partial breakdown of indestigestible material.

    • @Zakvadr1995
      @Zakvadr1995 2 роки тому +10

      Or spite when launched at an enemies face.

    • @StevDoesBigJumps
      @StevDoesBigJumps 2 роки тому +9

      @@Zakvadr1995 Provided they remove their helmets

    • @tychoMX
      @tychoMX 2 роки тому +14

      I remember the old lore (2nd edition blurbs in the sidebar of the Codex Imperialis or something like that) mentioned using it to corrode things that held the marine - like an enclosure or prison. Over very long time!

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Рік тому

      @@tychoMX Space Marine: _licks the bars like Harley Quinn_
      Slaanesh: "Interesting"

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому

      As a sufferer of frequent heartburn - this sounds so much worse X_X

  • @askindo5466
    @askindo5466 2 роки тому +119

    For a second I thought the title was sneed and I was so happy

    • @jkee9760
      @jkee9760 2 роки тому +7

      They also get gene sneed to feed

    • @macasaurusrex4863
      @macasaurusrex4863 2 роки тому +2

      My guy same thing happened to me

    • @thatfrog05
      @thatfrog05 2 роки тому +2

      Formerly chucks

    • @krisskringle920
      @krisskringle920 2 роки тому +4

      Gene-Sneed....
      Gene-Sneeder... I'll see myself out

    • @vavra222
      @vavra222 2 роки тому

      @@jkee9760 Hey, maybe somewhere on Mars. The Mechanicus have a gene-seed harvesting operation going on in the same building as a slave feeding facility or something.

  • @trigger0403
    @trigger0403 2 роки тому +183

    In hasbullas case it's the other way around. The marines turn into him

    • @curtisjordan7081
      @curtisjordan7081 2 роки тому +8

      The perfect killing machine

    • @DeceiverIX
      @DeceiverIX 2 роки тому +12

      I just imagine 2 foot tall power armor, a little bolt pistol, and a power dagger! Little fucker would be a monster!!

    • @ailediablo79
      @ailediablo79 2 роки тому +1

      The thing is if it wasn't for the shit Warhammer 40k has most of those additional organs would not been used. Also, additional heart and lungs without knowing breathing techniques and high altitude training is 30% as effective as people might think. There is many Warriors in history whom in one on one situation they can take down an average space marine or a Custodian with average difficulty (assuming no guns or power armor and other advance technology or wizard stuff is being used). For example LuBu or Leonidas or Qaqa or wang ye or lian po or Richard Lion heart ect..... an average main force First Caliphate soldier can do it too. Infact many of the first Caliphate soldiers where like 2.2m , 2.3 , 2.4 , 2.5 m tall. The average median height was 1.9 - 2 m tall. Many would have been as tall or slightly shorter than an average space marine. Any of the 300 royal gard Spartan Warrior can do it too. Your elite Samarias in the mid Jodi period can do it too. Yamamoto Musashi and Saskia can do it. Space marines they don't bring the max out of mankind. They just cheep cheet this. It is much easier, faster and cheeper to use genetics for making super Warrior soldiers. Also with genetics you can reliably replicate and they would live for a long time doing things for you without ageing. This is why they are effective. But humans with training and time and money can become even better than space marines. The thing how much money is spent and how much years would you be able to serve? Yo get to this level a 10 - 20 yrs training is required. Even if it start from 7 yrs old the final results gets done when at 30 ,32 ish yrs old.

    • @deussalt8108
      @deussalt8108 2 роки тому +1

      @@ailediablo79 I think you just pulled all of that out of your ass especially the 30% bit.

    • @ailediablo79
      @ailediablo79 2 роки тому

      @@deussalt8108 it is not... 30% is that on minimum a human whom does do high altitude training and breathing exercises and techniques is 3 × more efficient on oxygen. Google it.

  • @mikezackman2093
    @mikezackman2093 2 роки тому +109

    Just saying i would kill to get that no motion sickness upgrade.

  • @Marin-ub5oj
    @Marin-ub5oj 2 роки тому +210

    Gathering gene seeds seems unnecessarily complicated, just take the fruits of the gene tree and take the seeds out

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 роки тому +20

      Us Marines pretty much are the gene fruits.

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 Рік тому +5

      The fruits are Space Marine ovaries

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому +2

      @@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 hahah I just played FF14 with a couple that were man and wife guild leaders in the game and as soon as I learned they were marines I started teasing them - i hang out with a lot of army guys so they were giving me tips. Lmao. I came up with something like "you guys WISH you were the Coast Guard" and they were sooo mad ahha XDDD

    • @thecoopinater
      @thecoopinater Рік тому +4

      The emperor has risen again to give us his wisdom

  • @darksider2903
    @darksider2903 2 роки тому +84

    What ridiculous is with all these superb upgrades and training, they still die on first day of deployment 🥺

    • @rexlumontad5644
      @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +9

      Just like simulations

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 2 роки тому +9

      Actually their attrition rate is not badz especially when compared to guardsmen

    • @dustindubbo2892
      @dustindubbo2892 2 роки тому +40

      That’s only cause we read about all the Uber deadly earth shattering battles. Day to day most chapters are only unlucky enough to lose a battle brother every so often.

    • @Justowner
      @Justowner 2 роки тому +6

      Most marines who go down in the fight dont die, the sus-an membrane puts them in stasis. Don't trust that a marine is actually dead unless an apothecary declares it so.

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 2 роки тому +4

      @@dustindubbo2892 Exactly

  • @opiniononion919
    @opiniononion919 2 роки тому +81

    "...me and other xeno loving..."
    That's heresy!

    • @supremetarantulasorcerer165
      @supremetarantulasorcerer165 2 роки тому +9

      Oh we're the heretics?Look at your pfp *YA GIT*

    • @vladimirmihnev9702
      @vladimirmihnev9702 2 роки тому +1

      Duh

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 2 роки тому +3

      Heretics must be purified

    • @ailediablo79
      @ailediablo79 2 роки тому +1

      The thing is if it wasn't for the shit Warhammer 40k has most of those additional organs would not been used. Also, additional heart and lungs without knowing breathing techniques and high altitude training is 30% as effective as people might think. There is many Warriors in history whom in one on one situation they can take down an average space marine or a Custodian with average difficulty (assuming no guns or power armor and other advance technology or wizard stuff is being used). For example LuBu or Leonidas or Qaqa or wang ye or lian po or Richard Lion heart ect..... an average main force First Caliphate soldier can do it too. Infact many of the first Caliphate soldiers where like 2.2m , 2.3 , 2.4 , 2.5 m tall. The average median height was 1.9 - 2 m tall. Many would have been as tall or slightly shorter than an average space marine. Any of the 300 royal gard Spartan Warrior can do it too. Your elite Samarias in the mid Jodi period can do it too. Yamamoto Musashi and Saskia can do it. Space marines they don't bring the max out of mankind. They just cheep cheet this. It is much easier, faster and cheeper to use genetics for making super Warrior soldiers. Also with genetics you can reliably replicate and they would live for a long time doing things for you without ageing. This is why they are effective. But humans with training and time and money can become even better than space marines. The thing how much money is spent and how much years would you be able to serve? Yo get to this level a 10 - 20 yrs training is required. Even if it start from 7 yrs old the final results gets done when at 30 ,32 ish yrs old.

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 2 роки тому +2

      In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war…

  • @blockboygames5956
    @blockboygames5956 2 роки тому +190

    I've always had a problem with the whole "ribcage fusing into a single lump of bone," because your ribs expanding and contracting allows you do do unimportant things like breathing. Also instant blood clotting is kind of bad if you have blood in your lungs. But meh. SPESS MAHREENS!!!!!!! I like those guys.

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 2 роки тому +38

      Well, i think the cage is enlarged, so it will allow the lungs to contract and expand, and these guys have 3 lungs and the tech to grow brand new ones, so no big deal

    • @anonymouspersonthefake
      @anonymouspersonthefake 2 роки тому +24

      the gaps between the ribs are not replaced by solid bone, i think its like cartilage or something

    • @adamjohnson2914
      @adamjohnson2914 2 роки тому +12

      imagine having an astartes level aneurysm, it would probably make your head explode.

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 11 місяців тому +1

      Apparently “fusing” is just how they call the transformation, instead, the ribcage turns into a set of segmented plates, flexible enough to allow breathing

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 10 місяців тому +5

      You could probably do a cope and say their bones overlap eachother instead

  • @tomtheconqerur
    @tomtheconqerur 2 роки тому +45

    2:40 The only thing that Australian's get paid with is magpie attacks.

  • @RamonChiNangWong078
    @RamonChiNangWong078 2 роки тому +71

    So can we turn Timmy into a spacemarine?
    Or into a heretic Noisemarine?

    • @notajalapeno4442
      @notajalapeno4442 2 роки тому +4

      no he is 37ish years old and that's too old

    • @tychoMX
      @tychoMX 2 роки тому +4

      @@notajalapeno4442 we can try :P Success rate is worse with older "volunteers", but hey... it's not like he was having a stroll in the park now :P

    • @deussalt8108
      @deussalt8108 2 роки тому +2

      @@notajalapeno4442 then we'll clone him, and transfer his memory to the clone and make him into a space marine.

  • @SachoManMandyRavage
    @SachoManMandyRavage 2 роки тому +31

    I know there’s not too much lore available on this, but I’ve always been curious about what goes into a Custodian

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 Рік тому +11

      Hyper-advanced Bio-alchemy that is not understood by anyone outside the Adeptus Custodes, and GW refuses to elaborate.

  • @palpadur1112
    @palpadur1112 2 роки тому +11

    some additional information on the extra Primaris Marine organs.
    the implantation of these two and a half organs (one of them, the Magnificat, is incomplete) requires the subject to be cut open from the top of their head to the bottom of their feet. the operation takes place inside an auto sterilized med vault. they lay on a marble table with craved runnels in it, that collect the blood of the subject so that it can be put back in them later. copy and pastes to follow.
    the Sinew Coils (The Steel Within) - The Primaris Space Marine's sinews are reinforced with durametallic coil-cables that can contract with incredible force, magnifying his strength as well as giving his body another layer of defence. A Primaris Space Marine can crush a man's skull in his hand, break Flak Armour to flinders, or even bite through a metal cable should the need arise.
    Magnificat (The Amplifier) - A small, thumbnail-sized lobe that is inserted into the brain's cortex. The Magnificat secretes hormones that increase the body's growth functions whilst also intensifying the function of its other transhuman implants, especially those of the Biscopea and the Ossmodula. In truth, the Magnificat is but half of the true, dual-valve Immortis Gland (the so-called God-Maker) that the Emperor created for His primarchs. However, Archmagos Cawl could only find materials and genetic blueprints to build the Dextrophic Lobe (the right half of the Immortis Gland), while plans for the Sintarius (the left half) that would complete the original super-organ had been wholly eradicated from Imperial records of the Primarch Project. Whether this was done by the Emperor's own hand or by some nefarious source, Cawl could not tell.
    Belisarian Furnace (The Revitalizer) - This is a dormant organ that connects to both Astartes hearts. In times of extreme stress, or should the warrior's body undergo violent, damaging trauma, it expels great blurts of self-synthesised chemicals -- a hyper-cocktail that simulates the biological action of combat stimms while also aiding in the rapid regrowth of tissue, bone and muscle. The gland then falls dormant again, and takes some time to metabolically build itself up once more for the next usage.
    The Primaris implants are normally introduced to the neophyte between the implantation of the Biscopea and the Haemastamen, steps 3 and 4 of the Firstborn Astartes implantation schedule.

  • @eddrocks2
    @eddrocks2 2 роки тому +56

    The Astartes creator RIP had me

    • @Myhousemattews
      @Myhousemattews 2 роки тому +4

      Did he die or was it a joke

    • @TheVmanV
      @TheVmanV 2 роки тому +24

      @@Myhousemattews It was partly a joke. He "works" for GW now so GW forced him to take down all his videos on youtube.

    • @tetsudo6934
      @tetsudo6934 2 роки тому +5

      @CJ You know Syama did gain money by doing a copyright infrigement of GW's products right ? Like, Astartes uses a lot of copyrighted things like the Aquila or even the term "Astartes" (if i recall correctly). GW was actually pretty generous of a company to not immediately bust his ass in court and take away all of his money. So, while I am a bit anxious about the restrictions and possible quality drop his employment by GW could mean, saying "he might as well be dead" is incredibly stupid. He will continue to work, but this time in a legal manner and with a salary and, if we are lucky, will be able to produce another (or several) other masterpieces like Astartes.

    • @tetsudo6934
      @tetsudo6934 2 роки тому +1

      @CJ Yeah of course, because Syama is only defined because he makes Astartes. It is so disrespectful to say "he might as well be dead" when the litteral translation is "waaaah he will maybe not make the exact same content that I like, it is so bad even if I have no proof the quality will drop neither do I have any idea about the contract he made with GW". You do know he is a human outside of being the creator of Astartes ? Someone that has the right to financial security and whose worth is not directly tied to your own selfish desires. You can joke as much as you want like "RIP, GW will kim him" but saying him signing a contract with GW is worse or equivalent to be dying, you are nothing more than disrespectful and whining like a little b*tch.
      Well, GW's "pathetic concept of a business model" is one of the more tolerant one I have ever seen regarding fan made content. You'd rather have them act like Nintendo or EA ? Yeah, didn't think so. They are far from mastering the art of "alienating" their fan base, you are just completely ignorant of what a business model or copyroght infringment is as well as not knowing anything about how other companies treat their fans. Sure, GW is not perfect, sure it is a stupid decision to remove Astartes from UA-cam, but boy is it light in term of companies treating their fanbase like shit. Stop overreacting about these things when all they did was hiring famous fan creators to make official content for them.

    • @tetsudo6934
      @tetsudo6934 2 роки тому +1

      @CJ They clearly aren't "quick" to "shut down" their fans given that Astartes and most of the creators that were contracted stayed online for several years. And if offering working contracts to respected fan content creators or letting them obviously infringe on their copyright because of the quality of their work doesn't mean "nurturing independent creators" then honestly I don't know what is.
      If they disactivated the comments on their YT, I'm guessing it is because of the unbelievable amount of people who are not as respectful as you when it comes to GW's attitude or content. There is an extremely loud minority of fans that complain really really loud whatever the change may be and they are really obnoxious to the fanbase in general, making it detrimental to GW. I'll agree that their conduct towards fans isn't the best but condamning them as soon as they try to make a change in content production is detrimental to everyone. I'll personnaly wait and see what comes from their program before encouraging people to spit on them.

  • @PrincessAmi9756
    @PrincessAmi9756 2 роки тому +165

    Gene-Seed? This topic sure sounds like a sticky situation.

    • @thedoomlord8618
      @thedoomlord8618 2 роки тому +15

      Oh shit, it's 'The Gal'

    • @youtubedrifter5594
      @youtubedrifter5594 2 роки тому +2

      Its been 9 months since you commented... I sure hope youve had your fill of said Geneseed so you can continue the species. As is your role naturally.

    • @PrincessAmi9756
      @PrincessAmi9756 2 роки тому +2

      I think you're taking my pun a lot more seriously that I did. xD

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 Рік тому

      @@PrincessAmi9756 seriously considering the setting and the channel…what did you expect ?!

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +13

    5:33 Space Marine Gordon Ramsey: "THIS FOOD TASTES FUCKING RAW!"

  • @grayrook8637
    @grayrook8637 2 роки тому +16

    My question to anyone who has read all the 40k lore: Has the acid spit even been useful in any context being as fully armored or dead as they are? Like was Malcador like "My Lord there is still money left in the budget. What should I do?" Big E: "Hmmmmm... fuck it acid spit." Also my theory on the original gene seed came from a primarch spunking onto a pile of protein.

    • @gabrielhermes1627
      @gabrielhermes1627 8 місяців тому +4

      The main use of the acid is utility if I remember correctly. You can spit it at normally undigestible food (like a tree log) and it will help you digest it. You can coat your blade on the venom or use it to break something binding you.
      Hope you see this after one year!

    • @fullmetalpleb
      @fullmetalpleb 5 місяців тому

      I was wondering how they ate trees. That makes sense​@@gabrielhermes1627

  • @roman_tyrant
    @roman_tyrant 2 роки тому +18

    There was a short story of a Dark Angel who was sent floating into deep space during a void battle. He went into a coma and woke up 10k years later.

  • @Plesamae
    @Plesamae 2 роки тому +42

    Had a feeling just before I go to bed he’d upload

  • @AlexAnteroLammikko
    @AlexAnteroLammikko 2 роки тому +20

    Is there a lore explanation for why 1: Robot Guiltyman, now that he has returned, isn't used to make more spacemarines and 2: the Lion (while asleep) isn't used to make more geneseed?

    • @jeambeam3173
      @jeambeam3173 2 роки тому +11

      There def are new successor Chapters the lore probably hasn't gotten around to being written and even though the Lion is sleeping inside the rock the only ones that know about it are the watchers if there still cannon. Also it could be that his gene seed is being used to reinforced already existing chaoters

  • @Flyingmushroomman
    @Flyingmushroomman 2 роки тому +7

    Fill me with your gene-seed

  • @Raygeing
    @Raygeing 2 роки тому +8

    Listening to the audiobooks and then listening to Majorkill butcher the organ names is priceless.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 2 роки тому +43

    4:27 Anyone missed the Astartes series before GW unjustly took them away from us?

    • @killpioo2
      @killpioo2 2 роки тому +1

      What do you mean, you can still watch then and GW hired him to make something higher budget.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 роки тому +10

      @@killpioo2 The issue is that it's put on a site no one knows exist, he doesn't have as much exposure anymore and GW doesn't exactly put fan content on their UA-cam channel either, it's a net loss for us.

    • @killpioo2
      @killpioo2 2 роки тому +3

      @@starhammer5247 you can't support his original through views but there's a few mirrors up on youtube. I know game workshop tends to fuck everything up but I have faith in the creator of astartes. Hopefully he creates another masterpiece, because astartes undoubtedly was a masterpiece of sound design and animation.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 роки тому +4

      @@killpioo2 I'm not doubting him or his talents, I'm just doubting Games Workshop's ability to do things right.

    • @bloodshdalwayz3565
      @bloodshdalwayz3565 2 роки тому +1

      @@killpioo2 the reason it was so good was because gw had fuck all to do with it.🤷‍♂️ shit they can’t even make new lore without contradicting the older stuff😂😂

  • @ADobbin1
    @ADobbin1 Рік тому +6

    The organ that lets you see the memories of things you eat sounds like it would be something more useful for intelligence agents or recon units not some random space marine.

    • @Joe125g20
      @Joe125g20 8 місяців тому +1

      Helmetless Space Marine explodes a random Hormagaunt, gets a little blood in his mouth: huh, that Nid had a wife and kids. I feel kinda bad... oh well, here I go, killing again!

  • @inquisitormaddox8581
    @inquisitormaddox8581 2 роки тому +10

    Roanoke’s videos on space marine geneseed is fairly realistic and basically on how we can do it

  • @Eddneton94
    @Eddneton94 2 роки тому +4

    0:22 So what your saying is
    A - there is a chance that I might become a space marine
    B - there is an entire chapter released that i would fit into?
    this pleases my german blood

  • @robmarkovitch8231
    @robmarkovitch8231 2 роки тому +6

    Two hearts allows for extra blood, more efficient blood movement throughout the body, better endurance due to a a rapid enrichment of blood with oxygen....also all those extra organs require extra blood....which that third long helps with.

  • @kuhluhOG
    @kuhluhOG 2 роки тому +9

    So, considering that their ribcage grew together, does it mean that they struggle to pick things up from the ground?
    I mean, it does mean that they can't bend their back in that part.

    • @tyberostheredwake6153
      @tyberostheredwake6153 2 роки тому +6

      I think their ribs expand and thicken before overlapping like plate armour, while the connective tissue is reinforced, giving them mobility and protection with no drawback.

  • @endercharlie
    @endercharlie 2 роки тому +20

    There's a civil war of whose 40k videos to watch. Like 10 of u putting content out at the same time. So far ur getting my vote though bro'ski

  • @TheRealCartman1
    @TheRealCartman1 2 роки тому +5

    Top times the Imperium fought itself? Video suggestion, any instances in the lore when the Imperium went to war and eventually realized they where all good guys fighting for the same thing.

  • @donshipman8441
    @donshipman8441 2 роки тому +3

    Your channel is growing fast bro! Been here since 15k great job!

  • @azmiraclegirl441
    @azmiraclegirl441 2 роки тому +8

    When Genestealers find out about Gene Seeds things are gonna get really real, really fast for the Imperium

  • @eddoh2701
    @eddoh2701 2 роки тому +8

    How to make a super soldier, just add shit up

  • @jelst
    @jelst 2 роки тому +16

    Always a bit sad to see my firstborn BOYES get leaned on by their primaris bros

  • @adrianskinner8345
    @adrianskinner8345 2 роки тому +4

    Dude I have be watching you for a few years now and I can safely say that you knowledge of the lore has got so much better to the point where I only watch your video so please keep it up you legend

  • @MrCreativenotion
    @MrCreativenotion 2 роки тому

    Even thoughi heard this before. Its good to hear from majorkill sweet voice. You're awesome man

  • @Knight_Trooper
    @Knight_Trooper 2 роки тому +8

    very interesting

  • @blitzkrieg9943
    @blitzkrieg9943 2 роки тому +11

    Orks for the win

    • @kolearrington4659
      @kolearrington4659 2 роки тому +4

      For the WWWWAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    • @themotorcyclemasswhole
      @themotorcyclemasswhole 2 роки тому

      It’s not too late to change your ways son, The Emperor loves you.

    • @JackMoore0311
      @JackMoore0311 2 роки тому

      Orks are the only ones having fun in the 41st

  • @hummerskickass
    @hummerskickass 2 роки тому +3

    4:29 God emperor it hurts every time I hear this, and I am reminded by what we have lost.

    • @dragansnyder2786
      @dragansnyder2786 2 роки тому

      We technically haven't lost anything because he is still around and will still work on projects like astartes he is just official now and his new work will appear on warhammer plus when that comes out

  • @timh1319
    @timh1319 Рік тому +1

    Progenoid is pronounce with a soft g like in Progeny. it also grows small internal cyst-like cell clusters that are the beginning of each further implant. when the main Progeniod gland is removed from a fallen space marine, you can remove these little bumps and vat grow then to the full scale organs for implantation. otherwise you get them from extracting the grown secondary gland and letting it enlarge in a vat as well, until the proto organs inside can be removed.

  • @fern1009
    @fern1009 2 роки тому +6

    4:26 "Quick nod to the creator of Astartes, may he rest in peace..."
    Wait, WHAT? Is Syama Pedersen, Astartes creator, dead!?!!

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 2 роки тому +5

      No, their channel is dead though. Game workshop bought their content.

  • @TankTakach
    @TankTakach 2 роки тому +12

    You know I've seen a few people do videos on the Geneseed, but not so much on the Primach physiology. Would it be possible to try a lore video on that?

  • @Judge_Dredd_
    @Judge_Dredd_ 2 роки тому

    I have that excact same tank top. Great vid👍

  • @TheKing-qz9wd
    @TheKing-qz9wd 2 роки тому +3

    In fairness, the merch I'd buy are either daemonic or chaotic marine related, or tyranid related. Especially anything with an octopus face or a centaur body.
    Hurts to hold but the appeal is great.

  • @dicein6
    @dicein6 2 роки тому

    Yo wtf. Im subscribed i ring the bell and for the past 3 weeks i dont see your stuff appear in my news feed. I have to constantly check to see if there is new content.

  • @chrisrosales6362
    @chrisrosales6362 2 роки тому +25

    “Quick nod to the creator of Astartes, may he Rest In Peace..”
    Me: Wha? Majorkill don’t play with me like this…

    • @benitomartinez2106
      @benitomartinez2106 2 роки тому

      Did he really die?

    • @cowardi
      @cowardi 2 роки тому +6

      I think he paid his respects because GW took him (the creator of Astartes) under their wing.

    • @davekavanagh7599
      @davekavanagh7599 2 роки тому +2

      @@cowardi exactly, and no one ever heard from him again sadly

    • @dragansnyder2786
      @dragansnyder2786 2 роки тому +1

      @@davekavanagh7599 but we will see his work again because astartes will appear on warhammer plus when that releases some time in August and we can assume his other upcoming projects will appear on there

    • @kacecrimson8297
      @kacecrimson8297 Рік тому +1

      ​@Dragan Snyder so
      It's been a year
      How have things been

  • @lettuceguacamolebacontomat9813

    I could use a third lung myself, those cigs ain't gonna choof themselves

  • @marksutherlandjr.2121
    @marksutherlandjr.2121 2 роки тому +1

    That is an AMAZING shot @ 0:44

  • @AussieDrongo
    @AussieDrongo 2 роки тому +4

    the last time i was this early my gf had to help me take my jeans off

  • @francisbell1961
    @francisbell1961 2 роки тому +1

    Fucking love it how you deliver this utube channel always makes me laugh interesting informative and short

  • @pathfinderofways1760
    @pathfinderofways1760 2 роки тому +8

    Haven’t watch the video yet but I predict a sperm joke

  • @albe8479
    @albe8479 2 роки тому

    keep it up major, your body language keeps getting better

  • @jaredslade98
    @jaredslade98 2 роки тому

    I don’t know what’s worse man uploading the video at 1 am or me up watching it at 3 am

  • @blademaker9843
    @blademaker9843 2 роки тому +2

    Last time I was this early the astartes were claiming to be all natural.

  • @CHRF-55457
    @CHRF-55457 2 роки тому +2

    Finally! Important Lore!!

  • @nolanrobbins3981
    @nolanrobbins3981 2 роки тому +5

    Bruh you didnt just do hasbullah like that 😂😂💀

  • @redluke8119
    @redluke8119 2 роки тому +1

    I love the new style MajorKill been a sub since 20k keep at it brother!!

  • @kenn9283
    @kenn9283 2 роки тому

    I was just thinking about this the other day

  • @LurkerAnonymous
    @LurkerAnonymous 2 роки тому +1

    So you're telling me I went without sleep longer than a space marine? Sweeeeeet!

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 2 роки тому +1

    8:17 we don’t anymore. We actually fixed the hole in the Ozone layer, but no one tells good news stories.

  • @SoldierAssassin98
    @SoldierAssassin98 2 роки тому +9

    I'm quite new with the lore here and have some questions. I didn't understand how the primarch's "characteristics" are trespassed through the main chapter and successor chapters like particular mutations and so on or on a basic level all space marines are the same. Also are primaris all ultramarines or can they have other primarchs genes? I want to build a black templars army and I don't understand how a primaris would be so zealot without their ways of indoctrination with neophytes. Can a primaris be a son of Dorn "genetically" or only "culturally".

    • @supremetarantulasorcerer165
      @supremetarantulasorcerer165 2 роки тому +3

      Well you see,Geneseed is the equivalent of sperm really,it's a person's DNA and characteristics so when a person recieves the Geneseed of let's say Konrad Curse(Primarch of the Night Lord's) then they'll develop blackened eyes and pail skin like him and the rest of his legion.And yes primaris Marines can be from different primarchs as a primaris marine just has some extra organs compared to a firstborn marine so they still need a basis like Geneseed to make a spacemarine,that's why chapters like blood angels and spacewolves have primaris Marines that suffer from their genetic defects.

    • @SoldierAssassin98
      @SoldierAssassin98 2 роки тому +1

      @@supremetarantulasorcerer165 thanks a lot. Now i can purge the heretics and xenos whit bigger dudes for the God Emperor!

  • @JWootton
    @JWootton 2 роки тому +4

    Commenting for the algorithm

  • @zachallen4142
    @zachallen4142 2 роки тому +5

    I feel like I'm part the minority of Warhammer 40K fans that only read the books, watch lore videos and get tattoos dedicated to it without owning a single GW figure, because the board game doesn't remotely interest me. Also the figures aren't particularly cheap and I have the artistic painting skills of a Parkinson's patient.

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 Рік тому

      I can't afford that plastic crack habit either (+1 shaky hands) despite having been into the setting and fiction since I was like 14, so to get my fix I just play Rogue Trader and Dark Heresy and pretend like that's not exactly equally as embarrassing.

  • @JasonM69
    @JasonM69 2 роки тому +5

    Drink everytime he says gene seed.

  • @necrospoon
    @necrospoon 2 роки тому

    Well done, Mate!

  • @bertososa7502
    @bertososa7502 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact one of the 40k cuisine is dehydrated human flesh since it’s the most abundant source of protein

  • @MD-nv7jx
    @MD-nv7jx 2 роки тому +13

    You legend MK!, can we please have next the 'if a different Primarch was Warmaster' which you teased in your last poll. *Cough cough* For the Lion!.

    • @irishwristwatch2487
      @irishwristwatch2487 2 роки тому +1

      Wonder what it could have been like with some of the shittier Primarchs

    • @ivangrozny496
      @ivangrozny496 2 роки тому +1

      This. I voted for that video, and I'd like to see it made

  • @yamahadrag69
    @yamahadrag69 2 роки тому

    Gnarly video man!

  • @CNNBlackmailSupport
    @CNNBlackmailSupport 2 роки тому

    Gene seed is what a Kiss bassist uses to coat his shiny platform boots.

  • @Tehstampede
    @Tehstampede 2 роки тому +6

    Do Chaos Space Marines count as "Space Marines" for the purposes of determining if I'm a non-conformist?

  • @filipem4221
    @filipem4221 2 роки тому

    7:58 The necrontier would like some of these

  • @TonySnow663
    @TonySnow663 2 роки тому +1

    Would be great to see some Genestealer Cult stuff mate

  • @Chodor101
    @Chodor101 2 роки тому +3

    New video from a Kangaroo, just what I needed to start eating with culture.

  • @RadiumMuncher
    @RadiumMuncher 2 роки тому +1

    7:26 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @Titus_Vespasianus
    @Titus_Vespasianus 2 роки тому +4

    Could you possibly do a video on how logistically there is no way a 1000 man chapter could defeat horde armies like the Tyranids and Orcs...truly, from a military standpoint they just don't generate enough firepower to stop 1,000's or millions and at the losses they suffer they would be wiped out...

  • @proteus2449
    @proteus2449 2 роки тому +1

    You said the longest a space marine has gone without sleep is 328 hours but there's an in lore instance in which an ultramarine spends over 1000 years without sleep in the short story "the aegidan oath"

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 Рік тому

    Harncorx Capsule: _exists_
    Me: "Excuse me, no-one told me Astartes come pre-kitted with A GENETIC BLACK BOX HOLY MOTHER OF LAWDIES"

  • @auduntowrie5362
    @auduntowrie5362 2 роки тому +1

    God... the tabletop really makes you forget how cool space marines really are

  • @9bstar
    @9bstar 2 роки тому

    I love the thought of a space marine screaming while furiously shitting himself

  • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
    @gabrieldeoliveira8304 2 роки тому +5

    How long does it really take to make a single Space Marine, I heard it could years for the organs to mature in the acolyte, and some install all of the organs in one sitting?

    • @brothercaptainboris6870
      @brothercaptainboris6870 2 роки тому +1

      The organs are never all implanted at once. I believe the entire process takes around ten years with the organs being implanted in batches of 3 or 4.

    • @bennai2
      @bennai2 2 роки тому +1

      There are different techniques to create them, the short one is the old technique from before the Horus Heresy when they had everything in abundance and it was no problem that a lot of the recruits died in the process. The longer one is from after the Horus Heresy when the resources got smaller so more survived the operation. (Sorry for my bad English)

  • @Balrog4242
    @Balrog4242 2 роки тому

    Lol only thing you left out is the Chaos Marines creeping around collecting soggy gym socks to get more gene seed :D

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 2 роки тому +1

    At least the glorious astartes have no need for xeno contrivances such as the Squeedilespooch.

  • @nerdexpo5514
    @nerdexpo5514 Рік тому

    I love this video.

  • @juzaone3281
    @juzaone3281 2 роки тому +1

    By the Emperor, i dont need seeds!🤖🦾

  • @JJTN2K
    @JJTN2K Рік тому

    Morty took the cocoon stuff a step further and become a decomposed moth

  • @schizoidmeme5470
    @schizoidmeme5470 2 роки тому +31

    Meanwhile, us WE are still using Manlet Marines because GW wanted Call of Duty (Primaris) instead of revamping ALL OF THE CHAOS ARMIES.

    • @brya9681
      @brya9681 2 роки тому +6

      I like primaris but fucking come on GW stop dicking over Chaos!

    • @DBSG1976
      @DBSG1976 2 роки тому +4

      Amen and it would be nice to get a Slaanesh Astartes Codex.

    • @doctordoubledakka3939
      @doctordoubledakka3939 2 роки тому +3

      Don't worry, after you get to buy your second wound NEXT YEAR, you'll prolly have to wait another couple of years for big bois. If primaris even CAN fall to Chaos...

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 роки тому

      @Ian Yoder I hate that I know this.

    • @jeambeam3173
      @jeambeam3173 2 роки тому

      Ikr i just started collecting models and now i almost want to do it just to collect bc its not worth trying to play if there just going to pull stupid shit like not releasing certain new codexes till the end of the year then just possibly getting a new edition the next year

  • @WeeRLegion
    @WeeRLegion 2 роки тому +1

    Do more lore about the wars in the setting. Armageddon, Vraks, Badab, Black Crusades...

  • @ianbirchfield5124
    @ianbirchfield5124 2 роки тому +1

    christ! YOU HANDSOME AUSTRALIAN!!!

  • @ArreatPLvro
    @ArreatPLvro 2 роки тому +2

    Magnificat is actually a primarch organ, except Cawl did not have one half of it.