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No, I don't think it would. The Honkmaster 3k would end up on fire or destroyed if it ever roamed around the mean streets of Oakland. 'Specially if you drive it around the dirty 30's or somethin shtupid like that.
I lived there in the lates 80s./early 90s when BIG bass speakers and car alarms were dominant. The bass was setting off alarms up and down the blocks 24/7. Sometimes you couldn't hear the fully auto gunfire. 3M foam ear plugs were my go to sleep aid.
Another brilliant addition to the pantheon of great content from Turbodong 2000. Thank you for giving me a hearty chuckle on this otherwise grizzly morning.
Fun fact: the Honkmaster comes standard with a self driving feature that will take you to the nearest Arby's when the built in glucose monitor detects low blood sugar.
These must be out because I heard one the other day! The new owner must have been so excited because I could hear screaming too. Must also have a nice exhaust system, the damn thing sounded exactly like gunshots!
Lol. You crazy Americans and your cars. Here in Lichtburgsteinbussenswarzwald we only have miniature Porche Alarmenmeister. They sometimes stop honking in the middle of the night for 5 minutes.
is there a way to get an air raid siren for those of us who are losing our hearing? (Deafness and hearing loss) Something that causes the neighbors to go def or bleed from their ears? Maybe something like a Ultrasonic Antifouling Devices Found Damaging to Whales to become beach to coastal shoreline
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May the 'Dong be with you...
But where can I buy a honkmaster 3000
Never stop these videos. You're on cytube too, right?
@@DocJamesH No dude, I don't even know what that is. I'm only on here as well as Twitter and Instagram
im big enough, that's why I buy turbodong patreon yo. (or would if i wasn't homeless)
Well one things for certain. No one's going to want to steal a vehicle that never stops playing the same sound.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And no one is ever going to actually want to buy one. :)
😂
I'd like to see a commercial for the Chevy Freeloader - a truck that doesn't have a bed or back wheels that doesn't let you do work - only leisure.
How about the new Chevy Prispire. The car that will make you sweat!
Or the new Ford Clitaurus. It leaks trans fluid once a month.
So it's the Mundo only less reliable?
Well you're e not that far away. Today's pickups have no beds really.
How about the new Nissan Brick.
- It bricks itself every time you look at it wrong and is only serviceable by the dealership.
Love the car just cruising on the sidewalk
1:25
😂😂😂
Don't forget about the Honda ES (elastic stretchy) in the background
1:24 The other vehicle in the shot just casually driving on the sidewalk.
lmao I missed that.
And not hitting anything on the sidewalk. Impressive.
My favorite part in the entire ad!
How about the shapeshifting car at 1:28
@@Dudeface167- I want that car. Stretch limo for around town, shrink it to a compact for parking.
they might call it a honkmaster, but that thumbnail definitely makes it look more like a *chonkmaster*
For those who want the sounds of new york in their minivan.
The sounds of NY are way different today. Sounds something like this. MEETA MEETA MEETA WHERES MY FREE MONEY
AI's really out here bringing us MAD TV sketches from alternate universes. Maybe we *do* have hope after all!
Honking on the outside, Stuart on the inside.
California is proposing that all speeding cars must automatically sound their horns nonstop. Life imitates art. 🚗 📯
I got mine with the optional 42 (12 inch) sub woofers.
With the 42 inch waist compatibility
We don't need affordable transportation we need a Honkmaster!
Transportation is already affordable in the US, in the EU where I live its not. So we need the honkmaster too.
@@DesertStateInEU hell no it's not affordable here anymore. You can't even find a rust bucket with over 200,000 miles for less than $5000 these days.
@@lastotallyawesomebleach204 I literally just checked, theres a bunch of cars in the US between 100000 - 200000 miles for less than $5000.
@@DesertStateInEU I can't find anything like that where I live.
@@lastotallyawesomebleach204 Look nationwide.
@0:56 I lost it🤣 literally laughed out loud and didn't stop till the end.
Thank u
🙏
Same. And I replayed it at :56 and started laughing again. My gosh, we're such children. :-)
1:24 The car driving on the sidewalk and inside a fence 😭
Mini Vans get stolen, that one hits me right out of the blue
Imagine falling asleep to your honk master honking only to hear the honk fade away into the distance 🤣
finally, peace of mind... at all times 😅
Honestly, this is the future of entertainment and I love it.
As a minivan owner, this is way off. The #1 concern has always been someone taking a dump inside.
the irony of sleeping easy while your alarm goes off all night lol
Classic Turbodong
This would be a good buy if you live in Oakland
No, I don't think it would. The Honkmaster 3k would end up on fire or destroyed if it ever roamed around the mean streets of Oakland. 'Specially if you drive it around the dirty 30's or somethin shtupid like that.
@@BongRipBing I stand corrected
You mean Good Bye!
I lived there in the lates 80s./early 90s when BIG bass speakers and car alarms were dominant. The bass was setting off alarms up and down the blocks 24/7.
Sometimes you couldn't hear the fully auto gunfire.
3M foam ear plugs were my go to sleep aid.
Another brilliant addition to the pantheon of great content from Turbodong 2000. Thank you for giving me a hearty chuckle on this otherwise grizzly morning.
"Write that down, wrote that down!!!" - Actual and current Chevy designer employees.
Turbodong, pls don't ever stop
“ I’m Crying 😭 with Happiness ‼️ “
I can't hear you cry over the incessant honking.
@@jorge69696 🤪
dude just casually driving on the sidewalk at 1:20
There was an arby's ad prior to your vid and i thought it was your content at first.
Damn it. Now I want Arby's for dinner.
Fun fact: the Honkmaster comes standard with a self driving feature that will take you to the nearest Arby's when the built in glucose monitor detects low blood sugar.
This is the best one yet
You deserve a billion subs! this is high art!
The Trunk Monkey was the best anti-theft meme
Chris Farley and Rob Ford
Kyle Rittenhouse.
@@dylancourville8708he's a true American hero💪💪💪
LOL funny concept and great execution. Nice
1:29- forget the honk master, I want the car with two rear axles that can reduce it's length.
This reminds me of every subaru driver in existence, the moment they are leaving OR approaching their subaru.. .
If Chevy continued making vans this is exactly what they’d look like.
I like that we got a sneak peak into the Turbodong creative process that goes into making these ads. (Dammit Johnson, what am I paying you for?!)
Finally we all can enjoy some inter-dimensional cable shows in HD :)
if all ads were like this, i'd watch them
Ah what a wonderful vehicle. I should buy one for my ex-wife so I can always know when she is coming over
Or to get her to keep quiet
I like how the other cars are just morphing in and out of the background
BRILLIANT!!!! that's why i hired you Johnson
1:17 bro has no chill 😂😂😂😂
No one will steal it because no one will want it!
Honktastic 😎
I Love Turbodong2000 ai ads..
Turbodong, are you okay? This video has genuine rage built into it
LOL. Taking this thing to the next level. The Einstein quote, and then...bang!
One of the best AI vehicle commercial i ever seen from start to finish. Even has a coherent plot attached. Superbowl ready!
mom, i want to be like turbodong. He farts really loud sometimes.
These must be out because I heard one the other day! The new owner must have been so excited because I could hear screaming too. Must also have a nice exhaust system, the damn thing sounded exactly like gunshots!
There are at least a few people in my apartment complex who have one of these.
You should call in an airstike
you made me laugh by myself.
1:21 Dude just contemplated how nothing in his life would amount to anything greater than that.
Im dunno weather to get a honkmaster, or a sidewinder, or the fusatron .
I don't know how I'm going to avoid calling vans "honkmasters" now.
People be like.. whatchoo talking about 😂
Perfection
Take my money!
Lol. You crazy Americans and your cars. Here in Lichtburgsteinbussenswarzwald we only have miniature Porche Alarmenmeister. They sometimes stop honking in the middle of the night for 5 minutes.
At least we have automaticstaticflatcicgallactic weapons.
Better recognize.
"What's the biggest fear of minivan owners?"
"Diabeetus?"
"Yes... But also someone firing an RPG into their obnoxiously honking van."
brilliant, this van will never be stuck in a traffic jam!
(as clearly everyone knows, traffic jams resolves by honking)
I like those HonkMasters at the end just sliding down the street.
>car just casually driving on the sidewalk
You gotta make a van for the Karen Master 2000.
They already exist, it's called a Range Rover 😂
0:56 has me cracking up every. Single. Time. 😂😂😂
criminally under rated channel
You stole my heart but now you stole my mind.
1:25- why is a car driving on the sidewalk?
This absolutely cracked me up when the ad for the honk master started playing. 😂
these fucking things are all over nyc apparently
1:28 That little car that just changes sizes mid-shot.
Can I get one that honks, la Cucaracha ?
is there a way to get an air raid siren for those of us who are losing our hearing? (Deafness and hearing loss)
Something that causes the neighbors to go def or bleed from their ears?
Maybe something like a Ultrasonic Antifouling Devices Found Damaging to Whales to become beach to coastal shoreline
And let's not forget that the Mondo is yours!!
Somehow the wheels not rolling makes it funnier LOL.
Johnson looks like my head boss, tie with button up that goes past his line of sight and that haircut.
I might call it the siren master
We put a jumper from the blinker wire to the horn on my sisters car back in the day.
The Honkmaster still has a major flaw because someone could take a dump inside!
i life in a small village and next to me is a big parking space for a clinic.
i feel like a few of them already own a honkmaster 9000
Now can you do an ad that involves Bud Light and that person known as Dylan?
Silence is overrated and so is the sanity of your neighbors.
That beautiful central California coastline .. hard to believe it belongs to a place like California.
The random AI car driving down the sidewalk like its totally normal is peak 2024 AI.
LOL the Honkmaster, I nearly spit out my morning coffee at the joke reveal on this one.
Glad to see the moutain dew guy found more work
AI is basically just an acid trip.
When can I buy one ?
What about the battery
And you know damn well it would be a rebadged renault master irl.
OH wait, the promaster exists, nvm.
I'm pretty sure that in certain states, people would love to have this for real, lol.
Reminds me of when my car alarm went off and i couldnt stop it. Drove from Rhinebeck to Saratoga. Embarrassing.
I can confirm. Albert Einstein from Bloatwind, IN did in fact make that quote.
How do they put out the ad now when last year my neighbours already all had it, at least at the beach?
Omg the van is even dog-tracking in one of the clips lol
Another feature: the wheels dont turn so you never need to service the wheel bearings
Next year we all get fatttttttt.
dont worry, if you are not in USA you wont
Wow, I wanted to buy it quite badly 😏
The thing with AI is that it creates car adverts recognising the negative effects of cars..
Americans would eat this shit up like coolwhip on apple pie
brilliant
This is how the IA thing how the average American is, it's not wrong tho.😂
AI pulled its script from Reddit and Twitter threads.