2025 Chevy Honkmaster 3000 - TV AI Ad

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  • @turbodong2000
    @turbodong2000  4 місяці тому +21

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    • @RowanGuthrie
      @RowanGuthrie 4 місяці тому +3

      But where can I buy a honkmaster 3000

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 4 місяці тому +1

      Never stop these videos. You're on cytube too, right?

    • @turbodong2000
      @turbodong2000  4 місяці тому +4

      @@DocJamesH No dude, I don't even know what that is. I'm only on here as well as Twitter and Instagram

    • @powdered_bread
      @powdered_bread 4 місяці тому +2

      im big enough, that's why I buy turbodong patreon yo. (or would if i wasn't homeless)

  • @Wbfuhn
    @Wbfuhn 4 місяці тому +223

    Well one things for certain. No one's going to want to steal a vehicle that never stops playing the same sound.

    • @frankofthesea
      @frankofthesea 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @williamlocklear1283
      @williamlocklear1283 4 місяці тому +1

      And no one is ever going to actually want to buy one. :)

  • @benjamin.kelley
    @benjamin.kelley 4 місяці тому +185

    I'd like to see a commercial for the Chevy Freeloader - a truck that doesn't have a bed or back wheels that doesn't let you do work - only leisure.

    • @rayc.8555
      @rayc.8555 4 місяці тому +5

      How about the new Chevy Prispire. The car that will make you sweat!

    • @rayc.8555
      @rayc.8555 4 місяці тому +25

      Or the new Ford Clitaurus. It leaks trans fluid once a month.

    • @CinemaBiohazard
      @CinemaBiohazard 4 місяці тому +4

      So it's the Mundo only less reliable?

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 4 місяці тому +3

      Well you're e not that far away. Today's pickups have no beds really.

    • @lastotallyawesomebleach204
      @lastotallyawesomebleach204 4 місяці тому +2

      How about the new Nissan Brick.
      - It bricks itself every time you look at it wrong and is only serviceable by the dealership.

  • @Podmore1000
    @Podmore1000 4 місяці тому +112

    Love the car just cruising on the sidewalk

  • @TicoMachi
    @TicoMachi 4 місяці тому +129

    1:24 The other vehicle in the shot just casually driving on the sidewalk.

    • @CptWhit3y
      @CptWhit3y 4 місяці тому +11

      lmao I missed that.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 4 місяці тому +10

      And not hitting anything on the sidewalk. Impressive.

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk 4 місяці тому +4

      My favorite part in the entire ad!

    • @Dudeface167
      @Dudeface167 4 місяці тому +7

      How about the shapeshifting car at 1:28

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Dudeface167- I want that car. Stretch limo for around town, shrink it to a compact for parking.

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 4 місяці тому +69

    they might call it a honkmaster, but that thumbnail definitely makes it look more like a *chonkmaster*

  • @known3617
    @known3617 4 місяці тому +84

    For those who want the sounds of new york in their minivan.

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 4 місяці тому +2

      The sounds of NY are way different today. Sounds something like this. MEETA MEETA MEETA WHERES MY FREE MONEY

  • @greghmn
    @greghmn 4 місяці тому +16

    AI's really out here bringing us MAD TV sketches from alternate universes. Maybe we *do* have hope after all!

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 4 місяці тому +2

      Honking on the outside, Stuart on the inside.

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 Місяць тому

      California is proposing that all speeding cars must automatically sound their horns nonstop. Life imitates art. 🚗 📯

  • @PapaShango619
    @PapaShango619 4 місяці тому +13

    Imagine falling asleep to your honk master honking only to hear the honk fade away into the distance 🤣

    • @JB-qq1xz
      @JB-qq1xz 17 днів тому +1

      finally, peace of mind... at all times 😅

  • @downtostandup
    @downtostandup 4 місяці тому +31

    I got mine with the optional 42 (12 inch) sub woofers.

    • @StinkyPataki
      @StinkyPataki 9 днів тому

      With the 42 inch waist compatibility

  • @FunnyGoofyPurpleCat69420
    @FunnyGoofyPurpleCat69420 4 місяці тому +19

    1:24 The car driving on the sidewalk and inside a fence 😭

  • @charliebrown4799
    @charliebrown4799 4 місяці тому +25

    @0:56 I lost it🤣 literally laughed out loud and didn't stop till the end.
    Thank u
    🙏

    • @peter9477
      @peter9477 4 місяці тому +6

      Same. And I replayed it at :56 and started laughing again. My gosh, we're such children. :-)

  • @eonreeves4324
    @eonreeves4324 3 місяці тому +5

    the irony of sleeping easy while your alarm goes off all night lol

  • @Dingusdongus257
    @Dingusdongus257 4 місяці тому +98

    We don't need affordable transportation we need a Honkmaster!

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada 4 місяці тому +2

      Transportation is already affordable in the US, in the EU where I live its not. So we need the honkmaster too.

    • @lastotallyawesomebleach204
      @lastotallyawesomebleach204 4 місяці тому

      ​@@DesertStateNevada hell no it's not affordable here anymore. You can't even find a rust bucket with over 200,000 miles for less than $5000 these days.

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada 4 місяці тому

      @@lastotallyawesomebleach204 I literally just checked, theres a bunch of cars in the US between 100000 - 200000 miles for less than $5000.

    • @lastotallyawesomebleach204
      @lastotallyawesomebleach204 4 місяці тому

      @@DesertStateNevada I can't find anything like that where I live.

    • @DesertStateNevada
      @DesertStateNevada 4 місяці тому

      @@lastotallyawesomebleach204 Look nationwide.

  • @ethanduman2228
    @ethanduman2228 4 місяці тому +9

    Honestly, this is the future of entertainment and I love it.

  • @joshsmith894
    @joshsmith894 4 місяці тому +25

    This would be a good buy if you live in Oakland

    • @Teabahgeue
      @Teabahgeue 4 місяці тому +7

      No, I don't think it would. The Honkmaster 3k would end up on fire or destroyed if it ever roamed around the mean streets of Oakland. 'Specially if you drive it around the dirty 30's or somethin shtupid like that.

    • @joshsmith894
      @joshsmith894 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Teabahgeue I stand corrected

    • @blaydCA
      @blaydCA 4 місяці тому

      You mean Good Bye!

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 4 місяці тому

      I lived there in the lates 80s./early 90s when BIG bass speakers and car alarms were dominant. The bass was setting off alarms up and down the blocks 24/7.
      Sometimes you couldn't hear the fully auto gunfire.
      3M foam ear plugs were my go to sleep aid.

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 3 місяці тому +2

    dude just casually driving on the sidewalk at 1:20

  • @matthewklenke7693
    @matthewklenke7693 4 місяці тому +11

    Classic Turbodong

  • @blautens
    @blautens 4 місяці тому +4

    As a minivan owner, this is way off. The #1 concern has always been someone taking a dump inside.

  • @WellWisdom.
    @WellWisdom. 4 місяці тому +21

    "Write that down, wrote that down!!!" - Actual and current Chevy designer employees.

  • @kellyharrison5184
    @kellyharrison5184 3 місяці тому +1

    Another brilliant addition to the pantheon of great content from Turbodong 2000. Thank you for giving me a hearty chuckle on this otherwise grizzly morning.

  • @Dakota_B_
    @Dakota_B_ 4 місяці тому +7

    There was an arby's ad prior to your vid and i thought it was your content at first.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony 4 місяці тому

      Damn it. Now I want Arby's for dinner.

    • @lastotallyawesomebleach204
      @lastotallyawesomebleach204 4 місяці тому +1

      Fun fact: the Honkmaster comes standard with a self driving feature that will take you to the nearest Arby's when the built in glucose monitor detects low blood sugar.

  • @zcorpalpha2462
    @zcorpalpha2462 4 місяці тому +7

    “ I’m Crying 😭 with Happiness ‼️ “

    • @jorge69696
      @jorge69696 4 місяці тому +1

      I can't hear you cry over the incessant honking.

    • @zcorpalpha2462
      @zcorpalpha2462 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jorge69696 🤪

  • @mofoblitz7482
    @mofoblitz7482 4 місяці тому +8

    Chris Farley and Rob Ford

  • @alfavulcan4518
    @alfavulcan4518 4 місяці тому +2

    The Trunk Monkey was the best anti-theft meme

  • @sveltercube4070
    @sveltercube4070 4 місяці тому +4

    This is the best one yet

  • @fladave99
    @fladave99 4 місяці тому +1

    My burglar alarm system has the horn on the INSIDE, Never stolen

  • @HYpr1337time
    @HYpr1337time 4 місяці тому +1

    >car just casually driving on the sidewalk

  • @KISSFanDan1995
    @KISSFanDan1995 3 місяці тому +2

    If Chevy continued making vans this is exactly what they’d look like.

  • @criticaldatabeats
    @criticaldatabeats 4 місяці тому +10

    I like that we got a sneak peak into the Turbodong creative process that goes into making these ads. (Dammit Johnson, what am I paying you for?!)

  • @eddiemudie952
    @eddiemudie952 4 місяці тому +5

    I don't know how I'm going to avoid calling vans "honkmasters" now.

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 4 місяці тому

      People be like.. whatchoo talking about 😂

  • @ugi0909
    @ugi0909 4 місяці тому +1

    Finally we all can enjoy some inter-dimensional cable shows in HD :)

  • @drecoe7410
    @drecoe7410 4 місяці тому +7

    Ah what a wonderful vehicle. I should buy one for my ex-wife so I can always know when she is coming over

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 4 місяці тому +1

      Or to get her to keep quiet

  • @penny0G
    @penny0G 4 місяці тому +2

    LOL funny concept and great execution. Nice

  • @user-jl2wd1it8h
    @user-jl2wd1it8h 2 місяці тому

    You deserve a billion subs! this is high art!

  • @gittyupalice96
    @gittyupalice96 4 місяці тому +2

    This reminds me of every subaru driver in existence, the moment they are leaving OR approaching their subaru.. .

  • @Acoustic_Theory
    @Acoustic_Theory 4 місяці тому +1

    I like how the other cars are just morphing in and out of the background

  • @SpartanONegative
    @SpartanONegative 4 місяці тому +4

    Honktastic 😎

  • @ugotworms
    @ugotworms 4 місяці тому +1

    0:56 has me cracking up every. Single. Time. 😂😂😂

  • @joshuabessire9169
    @joshuabessire9169 4 місяці тому +2

    "What's the biggest fear of minivan owners?"
    "Diabeetus?"
    "Yes... But also someone firing an RPG into their obnoxiously honking van."

  • @Psycandy
    @Psycandy 3 місяці тому

    if all ads were like this, i'd watch them

  • @larsteampainfullyobvious3625
    @larsteampainfullyobvious3625 4 місяці тому +1

    BRILLIANT!!!! that's why i hired you Johnson

  • @powdered_bread
    @powdered_bread 4 місяці тому +1

    mom, i want to be like turbodong. He farts really loud sometimes.

  • @storytimewithunclekumaran5004
    @storytimewithunclekumaran5004 4 місяці тому +3

    you made me laugh by myself.

  • @agriperma
    @agriperma 4 місяці тому +2

    Can I get one that honks, la Cucaracha ?

  • @alowishus94
    @alowishus94 4 місяці тому +2

    these fucking things are all over nyc apparently

  • @buttmankun
    @buttmankun 4 місяці тому

    Turbodong, pls don't ever stop

  • @jacka55six60
    @jacka55six60 4 місяці тому

    We put a jumper from the blinker wire to the horn on my sisters car back in the day.

  • @gattie12ben
    @gattie12ben 4 місяці тому +3

    Perfection

  • @Larsgman
    @Larsgman 4 місяці тому

    One of the best AI vehicle commercial i ever seen from start to finish. Even has a coherent plot attached. Superbowl ready!

  • @jdude21
    @jdude21 4 місяці тому

    This absolutely cracked me up when the ad for the honk master started playing. 😂

  • @theyeetgod2665
    @theyeetgod2665 4 місяці тому +2

    No one will steal it because no one will want it!

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 4 місяці тому +1

    1:29- forget the honk master, I want the car with two rear axles that can reduce it's length.

  • @pr0fain
    @pr0fain 4 місяці тому +1

    There are at least a few people in my apartment complex who have one of these.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 4 місяці тому +1

      You should call in an airstike

  • @ErickRicardo
    @ErickRicardo 2 місяці тому

    1:17 bro has no chill 😂😂😂😂

  • @BuckarooTenThosand
    @BuckarooTenThosand 4 місяці тому +2

    I Love Turbodong2000 ai ads..

  • @ztaylor1760
    @ztaylor1760 4 місяці тому

    criminally under rated channel

  • @toyotamarshall
    @toyotamarshall 4 місяці тому +1

    I might call it the siren master

  • @ugotworms
    @ugotworms 4 місяці тому

    brilliant

  • @josh2011miller80
    @josh2011miller80 4 місяці тому

    Omg the van is even dog-tracking in one of the clips lol

  • @fortunatebum
    @fortunatebum 4 місяці тому

    Johnson looks like my head boss, tie with button up that goes past his line of sight and that haircut.

  • @eprofengr6670
    @eprofengr6670 3 місяці тому +1

    Now can you do an ad that involves Bud Light and that person known as Dylan?

  • @entropybentwhistle
    @entropybentwhistle 4 місяці тому

    Chev Execs are watching this and going “SAAAaaaaaY….!”

  • @residentmagnum
    @residentmagnum 4 місяці тому +1

    is there a way to get an air raid siren for those of us who are losing our hearing? (Deafness and hearing loss)
    Something that causes the neighbors to go def or bleed from their ears?
    Maybe something like a Ultrasonic Antifouling Devices Found Damaging to Whales to become beach to coastal shoreline

  • @EarlSinclair97
    @EarlSinclair97 4 місяці тому +1

    You gotta make a van for the Karen Master 2000.

  • @soniccd9983
    @soniccd9983 4 місяці тому

    Glad to see the moutain dew guy found more work

  • @NicholsRCGarage
    @NicholsRCGarage 4 місяці тому

    LOL the Honkmaster, I nearly spit out my morning coffee at the joke reveal on this one.

  • @GrischoSchluesi
    @GrischoSchluesi 4 місяці тому

    brilliant, this van will never be stuck in a traffic jam!
    (as clearly everyone knows, traffic jams resolves by honking)

  • @HighlineGuitars
    @HighlineGuitars 4 місяці тому +1

    Take my money!

  • @HiThere-du4up
    @HiThere-du4up 4 місяці тому

    lol omg, I love it! 😁

  • @Dudeface167
    @Dudeface167 4 місяці тому

    Another feature: the wheels dont turn so you never need to service the wheel bearings

  • @chad5893
    @chad5893 4 місяці тому

    The random AI car driving down the sidewalk like its totally normal is peak 2024 AI.

  • @josephjoe4180
    @josephjoe4180 4 місяці тому

    I'm pretty sure that in certain states, people would love to have this for real, lol.

  • @robinspanier7017
    @robinspanier7017 4 місяці тому

    i life in a small village and next to me is a big parking space for a clinic.
    i feel like a few of them already own a honkmaster 9000

  • @ESUNintel
    @ESUNintel 4 місяці тому

    It sounds better than those Honda’s that imitate vacuum cleaners; but still triggered my migraine 😆

  • @poopymeow1235
    @poopymeow1235 4 місяці тому

    Little Miss Sunshines worst nightmare

  • @jonathantaylor6926
    @jonathantaylor6926 3 місяці тому

    AI is basically just an acid trip.

  • @Fahnder99
    @Fahnder99 4 місяці тому

    How do they put out the ad now when last year my neighbours already all had it, at least at the beach?

  • @illtryanything5264
    @illtryanything5264 4 місяці тому

    LOL. Taking this thing to the next level. The Einstein quote, and then...bang!

  • @Inmate533
    @Inmate533 4 місяці тому

    I can confirm. Albert Einstein from Bloatwind, IN did in fact make that quote.

  • @shroomzzz
    @shroomzzz 4 місяці тому

    Dude says: 'AI, make me an ad and fill it with quintessential American physiques"...this is the result.

  • @davidetienne9404
    @davidetienne9404 4 місяці тому

    With my misophonia, that would be a big problem.

  • @DUNCEATRON5000
    @DUNCEATRON5000 4 місяці тому

    When can I buy one ?

  • @BurgertubeFounder
    @BurgertubeFounder 4 місяці тому

    Turbodong, are you okay? This video has genuine rage built into it

  • @TheAnchanteBros
    @TheAnchanteBros 4 місяці тому +1

    I ain’t driving that thing 😂

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 4 місяці тому +1

    1:25- why is a car driving on the sidewalk?

  • @Interest-onyoutube
    @Interest-onyoutube 4 місяці тому

    These must be out because I heard one the other day! The new owner must have been so excited because I could hear screaming too. Must also have a nice exhaust system, the damn thing sounded exactly like gunshots!

  • @desertsurvival8235
    @desertsurvival8235 10 днів тому

    Im dunno weather to get a honkmaster, or a sidewinder, or the fusatron .

  • @Rightround0846
    @Rightround0846 4 місяці тому

    And on the inside you can't hear a thing. 🥰

  • @ElationProductions
    @ElationProductions 4 місяці тому

    I think they stole the idea from Homer Simpson with his "everything is okay alarm."

  • @TheMrPeteChannel
    @TheMrPeteChannel 3 місяці тому +1

    Next year we all get fatttttttt.

    • @erieDVD
      @erieDVD 3 місяці тому

      dont worry, if you are not in USA you wont

  • @user-by9qd4wv7o
    @user-by9qd4wv7o 4 місяці тому

    There weren't any minivans in Einstein's day.

  • @andreasolsson4539
    @andreasolsson4539 4 місяці тому +1

    Lol. You crazy Americans and your cars. Here in Lichtburgsteinbussenswarzwald we only have miniature Porche Alarmenmeister. They sometimes stop honking in the middle of the night for 5 minutes.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict 4 місяці тому +1

      At least we have automaticstaticflatcicgallactic weapons.
      Better recognize.

  • @aSubjectProduction
    @aSubjectProduction 4 місяці тому

    I think my neighbors have one of these

  • @trumanray6626
    @trumanray6626 4 місяці тому

    I wish my horn worked

  • @AmazingDuckmeister
    @AmazingDuckmeister 4 місяці тому

    The thing with AI is that it creates car adverts recognising the negative effects of cars..

  • @brandonolson8820
    @brandonolson8820 4 місяці тому

    Hey, some of my neighbors own these! I've heard 'em!

  • @AmazingBallz
    @AmazingBallz 4 місяці тому

    Johnson solved the problem that Einstein could not solve :)

  • @EmeraldView
    @EmeraldView 4 місяці тому

    This is LONG overdue.
    Still, as stated my biggest concern is that someone takes a dump in my minivan.

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster 4 місяці тому

    Inevitably you're going to make one of these fatty truck commercials and the truck is going to fart.