i wish this had the part where they are at the police station and they got scott thompson in the interrogation room asking him if he killed the guy. Scott had long hair and a Harley-Davidson shirt on and they got him a tv set to watch, that one was the best cops skit, had me laughin my ass off.
Scott as old lady says " hello there Hilary, hello there Margery, hello there PETER does he have a bow tie? (smile)before she falls on the cement....(awe compassion for the old bag there eh?) then scott goes" oh thank you young man I hate to be a Bother I felll oooops fell on some ice I didnt see it " the disturbed man by the pet shop? barber hair shop slinks away with her bag of "oranges"....
MARk goes:"Man this town keep getting sicker and sicker" and Bruce goes:" What do u think of this?why would someone abandon a perfectly good potato?""dont know..."
2:05 what time is it Mr wolf? ...3:33 "this is what he will look like with a beard.." then mark g and bruce (as cops) are talking over the dead guy and talking about a hot pursuit and then say "it was a good movie?" "oh yeah it was a great movie...id see it again". then they look down at the dead guy and say "whats with this guy" "I dont know! no one tells me anything"when g mark sings opera( my grand pappy was an opthamoligist and studied opera in Vienna) they "discuss" career pursuits mark g says " for a while there I was thinking of being a security guard"" ( instead of a cop)mark G goes yeah we'll they are related..." bruce goes noooo dotn see it"then mark g says " u gotta let him go"" legally u dotn have to" then they passively watch old lady mace the wrong man earlier a man who robbed her who stole her "oranges" by the barber shop, and Mark and Bruce go (as cops)" sure we shoudltn get involved with that?" "nah they could sue ya..."
if they made a movie about just these two cops, I would watch it...but that's me
Make it gappen!
Me too.
“I thought you knew him” 😂😂😂
Classic.
That first sketch is still one of my favourites!
Realest portrayal of cops in TV history.
Damn straight
Pretty much sums up Toronto cops. Couldn't catch a cold.
Alright, you only got 10 minutes!!
"I'm a different kid!"
Good thing Mark moved his hand at 5:00 or Bruce would have slammed it in the door!
I thought you knew him!
No goods gonna come of that.
i wish this had the part where they are at the police station and they got scott thompson in the interrogation room asking him if he killed the guy. Scott had long hair and a Harley-Davidson shirt on and they got him a tv set to watch, that one was the best cops skit, had me laughin my ass off.
mugabezuwane just watched that. It’s on youtube
You kill that guy? Nope
Shockingly realistic.
God bless comedy and not stupidity
0:31 is my favorite "Cops" bit of all time.
The punchline is such a curveball 🤣
So, are we going to eat or what?
Same wavelength. Used to watch these skits with a Chicago cop who laughed his ass off - especially the potato type of humor....
Wow how on earth did I forget about The Flying Pig.
That we need kids in the hall if you made an hour movie of these police that be mostly very hilarious 😂
I though you knew him LMAO? The police do a very difficult job, in difficult times. They are not bacon.
“All right, back her up.”
Hey cut that out.
@2:10 you got 10 seconds son and go home
The lady experience is like today
Yup, I've lived it...lol🤣
Scott as old lady says " hello there Hilary, hello there Margery, hello there PETER does he have a bow tie? (smile)before she falls on the cement....(awe compassion for the old bag there eh?) then scott goes" oh thank you young man I hate to be a Bother I felll oooops fell on some ice I didnt see it " the disturbed man by the pet shop? barber hair shop slinks away with her bag of "oranges"....
@mugabezuwane It is on youtube, look up kids in the hall cops interrogation and it should show up
It's sounds like Matt Damon and Hunter S Thompson as cops
We can't stop here. This is potato country.
Cops used to wear a tie, now they wear body armour and cameras.
I think some of them were strangled with their ties so they ditched that except for their dress uniforms.
boom in
You catch that Nina Bedford Show last night?
Toastfucking?
terriers...
...are my favorite breed. Cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed.
5:59 they found what this was recorded on.
MARk goes:"Man this town keep getting sicker and sicker" and Bruce goes:" What do u think of this?why would someone abandon a perfectly good potato?""dont know..."
2:05 what time is it Mr wolf? ...3:33 "this is what he will look like with a beard.." then mark g and bruce (as cops) are talking over the dead guy and talking about a hot pursuit and then say "it was a good movie?" "oh yeah it was a great movie...id see it again". then they look down at the dead guy and say "whats with this guy" "I dont know! no one tells me anything"when g mark sings opera( my grand pappy was an opthamoligist and studied opera in Vienna) they "discuss" career pursuits mark g says " for a while there I was thinking of being a security guard"" ( instead of a cop)mark G goes yeah we'll they are related..." bruce goes noooo dotn see it"then mark g says " u gotta let him go"" legally u dotn have to" then they passively watch old lady mace the wrong man earlier a man who robbed her who stole her "oranges" by the barber shop, and Mark and Bruce go (as cops)" sure we shoudltn get involved with that?" "nah they could sue ya..."
7:08 You can see the mic below them.