My cheating timetable. Kansiime Anne. African comedy.

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  • @blessing7695
    @blessing7695 6 років тому +528

    They are giving Oscars to wrong people....what am I saying, we don't need Oscars to evaluate African talent. Great work Kansiime

  • @lizzympai1966
    @lizzympai1966 3 роки тому +79

    Kansiime needs a Hollywood deal, she needs to be working with the likes of Tyler Perry. She’s insanely talented!!! And she’s been going this for years.

  • @papa60media
    @papa60media 5 років тому +87

    Kansiime Ann,you are my number 1 comedian artiste.iam Nigerian,but I love the way you speak your English,.Africa indeed has a lot of talents to give to the world.

  • @ChandyGTV
    @ChandyGTV 5 років тому +101

    I'm a Nigerian but I find this lady really hilarious. Great job lady.

    • @mwebesylivia
      @mwebesylivia 2 роки тому

      Thanks for the love ❤

    • @jhmn9000
      @jhmn9000 2 роки тому +4

      So what does you being Nigerian has to do? Just show love... ogas think they are the bad ass of Africa.....

    • @fmk7941
      @fmk7941 Рік тому

      Why “but”?

    • @abenakyoirene8638
      @abenakyoirene8638 Рік тому

      What's So important with being a Nigerian??? Reasoning matters

  • @marjoriehebron2624
    @marjoriehebron2624 4 роки тому +374

    Any one who is watching it in 2020

  • @belindagaes9384
    @belindagaes9384 6 років тому +488

    Kansime would make a brilliant lawyer,she can literally argue any point.

  • @thabsilenkosi1200
    @thabsilenkosi1200 5 років тому +443

    "Side-dish"
    "Cheating apparatus"
    "Swap saliva"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    God please fetch me

  • @janejane5589
    @janejane5589 7 років тому +69

    She’s a good actress ❤️❤️❤️lots of love from abroad.Kenya 😳🤣

    • @annnjambi5950
      @annnjambi5950 5 років тому

      Ryukyu juju high Hugh juju juju juju uku ii juju to ihhhhhju

  • @roynyashandagurwa2703
    @roynyashandagurwa2703 7 років тому +366

    Kansiime u know what. Ever since I started watching yr video my depression is disappearing..... im the happiest person ever

  • @NaturallyLluvme
    @NaturallyLluvme 4 роки тому +89

    Can you imagine what she was like as a child when she got in trouble?😂🤣 I can't take it. Just brilliant!!

  • @estherzakari1391
    @estherzakari1391 4 роки тому +20

    Anyone watching it in April 2020? Kansiime you're Amazing (from Nigeria) 😂😂😂😂

  • @bulanemdaka
    @bulanemdaka 4 роки тому +65

    "Ta daaaa, it's okay don't hold back"😂😂😂😂😭😭

    • @truderkawaza5183
      @truderkawaza5183 2 роки тому +1

      This is not what you do when you meet at room 33 in happiness lodge😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @delindawilliams3935
    @delindawilliams3935 5 років тому +196

    "What kind of wife will I be if I kill my husband when he has found me an assistant? "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EileenNgete
    @EileenNgete 6 років тому +19

    My sad days are over partly thanks to the joy I find watching these hilarious videos. Thanks Kansiime

  • @pagginaalberto8784
    @pagginaalberto8784 5 років тому +99

    Watching in April,2019😂😂

  • @najwaally1404
    @najwaally1404 5 років тому +100

    "And Sunday we'll go to church together" I'm dead

  • @princebracket3591
    @princebracket3591 7 років тому +191

    You don't usually stare at each other when u meet at room thirty three in happiness lodge every Tuesday that's when one has full detail 😂😂😂nakwambia

  • @carinelingomo3152
    @carinelingomo3152 7 років тому +888

    Who else watches while going through the comments 👍🏼and laughs a little more

  • @bettie8874
    @bettie8874 7 років тому +17

    A trio of Kansiime, Eva and Gerald ALWAYS rocks 🤣🤣👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

  • @NansambaShalom
    @NansambaShalom 7 місяців тому +3

    I Keep rewatching this Video, it is lit 🔥🔥🥰😇😇i miss Anne in this version😂

  • @frany5924
    @frany5924 5 років тому +114

    March 2019 and I'm still watching this video...She is a legend 😂

  • @amunyetiharrie7240
    @amunyetiharrie7240 8 місяців тому +2

    Was cutting off the apparatus that make him go around the village necessary 😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @ahmedabdullahi9597
    @ahmedabdullahi9597 5 років тому +18

    2:44🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and if your husband is ready ,tell him we can make an arrangement 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @ntsilisengakhali679
    @ntsilisengakhali679 3 роки тому +1

    Prevention is better than cure. This lady is making my life very simple and full of loughter

  • @diddlydooha
    @diddlydooha 5 років тому +3

    oh my goodness, she is a trip!! LOL. What an arrangement she concocted, aLLLLLLL by herself, for every one involved ... and her flabber goes on and on and on. So funny! hahahaha

  • @Blessing000
    @Blessing000 3 роки тому +2

    Sharing is caring kkkkkkkkkk....that's the killer line for me, no award can comprehend the immense talent you possess

  • @mariammhando8255
    @mariammhando8255 3 роки тому +14

    "Talk for yourself is this working for you"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katebemwape7842
    @katebemwape7842 3 роки тому +1

    Kansime should i laugh or cry. Yaaaa cheating time table and give Gerald a surprise.

  • @debbyoeva5362
    @debbyoeva5362 3 роки тому +16

    3years later I’m watching this video again 😂😂. Thank you making me laugh

  • @eruh_diary
    @eruh_diary 2 роки тому +3

    My Lovely Sister...😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You're always outstanding my Dear 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 One Love AFRICA

  • @sphokuhle_N
    @sphokuhle_N 7 років тому +51

    "We will call you sweety" 😂😂

  • @lolwethubotha5308
    @lolwethubotha5308 5 років тому +51

    “Even Judas Iscariot was Jesus’s very good friend” 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johannesmthembu8663
    @johannesmthembu8663 7 років тому +10

    "If your husband is interested in me,we make the arrangement"...Yeyyi wena Kansiime

  • @benardjames1709
    @benardjames1709 3 роки тому +4

    Kasiime my favorite comedian ever, she has a calendar for creating,,

  • @mitchellzari276
    @mitchellzari276 7 років тому +42

    "Since he calls me honey, we can call you sweetheart coz we cant call you baby" kkkkkkkk kansime you made my morning

  • @berrycloth_music
    @berrycloth_music 5 років тому +20

    Sunday we all go to church together.. 😂😂😂 You deserve not just an Oscar but whole lot more

  • @dotpulchritude1829
    @dotpulchritude1829 5 років тому +39

    "And if your husband is interested in me also......" Ha ha ha haaaa

  • @rosemariejackson9428
    @rosemariejackson9428 4 роки тому +13

    Kansiime: my work has been reduced. We can all go to church together.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aphelelencebakazi5739
    @aphelelencebakazi5739 7 років тому +112

    love from S A sad am going home no Wi-Fi so no kansime 😢😢 untill next year when varsity re-open

  • @amirelielton569
    @amirelielton569 6 років тому +50

    Love from Zimbabwe....someone watching 2018

  • @lindabrown0
    @lindabrown0 7 років тому +62

    A side chick is an assistant..........That's really thinking outside the box (lol).............

  • @a.p.monlinetv3561
    @a.p.monlinetv3561 Рік тому +1

    Ooh #kansiime_anne Much love 💖 from Tanzania 🇹🇿🇹🇿✏️ and I believe that your going to be a number one African comedian 💥✨👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

  • @forontonata8322
    @forontonata8322 7 років тому +95

    I can’t believe she said sharing is caring

  • @sheillachitsinde9310
    @sheillachitsinde9310 2 роки тому +6

    "Your cheating apparatus"😹😹😹😹

  • @faithnalugya4863
    @faithnalugya4863 7 років тому +135

    Am going to cut off that apparatus that make you running around the village 😂😉😂😂😂😂

  • @biafraisgreatbiafran99
    @biafraisgreatbiafran99 6 років тому +3

    Lots of love from the Republic of Biafra land. Kudos!

  • @CetribeaBurundibwiza-tz5le
    @CetribeaBurundibwiza-tz5le 5 років тому +17

    I am watching it in April 2019😍😍, this is a forever video

  • @henrytalh1172
    @henrytalh1172 5 років тому +9

    A thief has 40 days.. Yours ended yesterday 😂😂😂😂

  • @ubaritogi46
    @ubaritogi46 6 років тому +13

    'What kind of wife will I be....cos he found me an assistant'..lmfao😂😂😂

  • @yvonnedcave6394
    @yvonnedcave6394 5 років тому +7

    The casting of these characters r just perfect.Gerald just kills me

    • @paulinemulumba5358
      @paulinemulumba5358 3 роки тому

      He reminds me of Mr Bucket (Buuke) always the endearing husband

  • @mahdiabdisamad227
    @mahdiabdisamad227 5 років тому +10

    Kansiima enough to be a lawyer, she capable to argue any point

  • @yvonnedcave6394
    @yvonnedcave6394 2 роки тому +2

    I'm back here just because 😂😂😂😂😂the poor woman shaking her head nd Gerald just standing there with a mouth full of teeth😂😂😂😂

  • @thatgamer1077
    @thatgamer1077 5 років тому +70

    What is your cheating apparatus doing in our compound
    Lolllll

  • @Rwamparasfinest1
    @Rwamparasfinest1 Рік тому

    It's now 2023,,still alive and kicking,,seriously kansiime,,,u are the best

  • @lolwethubotha5308
    @lolwethubotha5308 5 років тому +69

    “The first time I discovered you cheated on me honey, I was devastated” and she says it with a straight face 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kahintracy8530
      @kahintracy8530 3 роки тому +2

      She looked on the bright side of life😂😂😂😂

    • @hunadilentswana6962
      @hunadilentswana6962 2 роки тому

      @@kahintracy8530 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ReneRingnyu
    @ReneRingnyu 6 років тому +2

    You deserve more than just African Queen.

  • @bahjanoor1685
    @bahjanoor1685 7 років тому +444

    Lol who noticed that Kansiime has no shoes in the office?😂😂

    • @tillymachingura4538
      @tillymachingura4538 7 років тому +2

      Bahja Noor l dd 😂😂😂

    • @kaayngowbeniey4808
      @kaayngowbeniey4808 7 років тому +1

      Hahaha
      yes

    • @abdishakuromar9542
      @abdishakuromar9542 7 років тому +3

      Bahja Noor hawiye iyo darood melkasto waku jiraan yaab idin nacaya aniga

    • @HadizaObiagwu
      @HadizaObiagwu 7 років тому +2

      Bahja Noor all the time, she does that at work 😹

    • @bahjanoor1685
      @bahjanoor1685 7 років тому +12

      Abdishakuur Officiall media u are very disgusting.What's wrong with u?Am here to watch the kansiime's comedy not to argue with u.Stop ur stupidity plz.By saying that,u look very ignorant.I pity

  • @Theheavenly1
    @Theheavenly1 3 роки тому +3

    She got me at "Swap Saliva"😂😂
    I love Anna sha..🇳🇬

  • @jessicaberry87
    @jessicaberry87 4 роки тому +12

    I guess I pulled a Kansiime on Facebook. Some woman messaged my husband saying she was in town and asking if they could meet up. I put all of us in a group chat so we could all discuss that. Have things out in the open. You go Kansiime!!!

    • @arcomirell6944
      @arcomirell6944 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beasworld5155
      @beasworld5155 3 роки тому +1

      You are legend 🤣

    • @jessicaberry87
      @jessicaberry87 3 роки тому

      @@beasworld5155 I had to make my presence known because she didn't know who she was messin' with!

    • @beasworld5155
      @beasworld5155 3 роки тому +1

      @@jessicaberry87 I would have done also the same but my anger won't let remember i don't know how to react

    • @jessicaberry87
      @jessicaberry87 3 роки тому

      @@beasworld5155 It took a great amount of emotional restraint to pull that off. Lol...but it was SO worth it! 😆

  • @thokozilekeziahmvula9332
    @thokozilekeziahmvula9332 3 роки тому +2

    watching again and loving you more Kansime

  • @ngungipeter1979
    @ngungipeter1979 7 років тому +4

    i really like the way "Gerard' acts. so funny.

  • @finnaquintash9822
    @finnaquintash9822 4 роки тому +8

    😂😂 if your husband is maybe interested in me we can make arrangements we enjoy this all of us😭😭

  • @mercybobo6433
    @mercybobo6433 2 роки тому +3

    The way Gerald is so silent😂😂...more love all the way❤😂

  • @samueln.a.ankrah3000
    @samueln.a.ankrah3000 6 років тому +2

    I Am a Liberian living in Liberia west Africa, love your comedies.

  • @MandyDlams
    @MandyDlams 7 років тому +76

    "You're using a'culturator' to count signatures, who does that? "😂😂

  • @bettgkogei7245
    @bettgkogei7245 10 місяців тому +36

    Anybody watching in January 2024😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ntokozo_mazibuko
    @ntokozo_mazibuko 6 років тому +4

    'We can all go to church on Sunday, loool' woman I love u

  • @tebatsojeminahdlamini1054
    @tebatsojeminahdlamini1054 5 років тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 " I'm going to cut that apparatus that is making you run around"

  • @queenjasmine7250
    @queenjasmine7250 5 років тому +29

    I wish i could just argue in any situation just like her 😭😭😭💯

  • @lesego4648
    @lesego4648 6 років тому +29

    She kills me when she says "swap saliva"😂😂😂😂

  • @cissynabugo6678
    @cissynabugo6678 7 років тому +139

    Cheating men deserve this walai

  • @ginamanuel3289
    @ginamanuel3289 3 роки тому +3

    I can't stop watching. Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @kastam_yare6986
    @kastam_yare6986 7 років тому +8

    Kansiime really l love you dear sister I wish u long life 😍😍😍😍

  • @kustakuties9847
    @kustakuties9847 4 роки тому

    Anyone watching Kansiime during the lockdown! I 💛💜🤎 this ninja.

  • @nassalijuliespencer8331
    @nassalijuliespencer8331 5 років тому +9

    Kansime u incomparable u deserve all the awards After watching this interesting and teaching clips of yoz even the comments make me Lough out loud 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @videosheena4594
    @videosheena4594 3 роки тому +1

    Make a time table 👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂I'm watching again... And still so funny 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @rachelkibirigi3818
    @rachelkibirigi3818 4 роки тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Kansiime will kill me. “ cheating apparatus”

  • @daviesmendulo4055
    @daviesmendulo4055 3 місяці тому +1

    Kansime and the team you really motivate me breaks my dull day into full of laugh. You are very enterprising and very creative. My full names are Davies Mendulo Sinyinza in Zambia. Live longer Madam Kansime, Gerald and the team.

  • @shallyneshally7285
    @shallyneshally7285 7 років тому +47

    Love it all way Kenya here your neighbor

  • @mablerock5546
    @mablerock5546 5 років тому +1

    I came at work so sleepy but after watching this video all my sleep has disappeared, "am I a thief? Its you who have said it.kwa kwa kwa.......

  • @VictoriaNwogu
    @VictoriaNwogu 6 років тому +13

    When she drops that broom. You know it's going DOWN😂😂😂

  • @aristidetapirgapira9829
    @aristidetapirgapira9829 4 роки тому +1

    Cheating apparatus ... where Kansiime got all those expressions hahaha you kill me !!!!

  • @FranEJ
    @FranEJ 5 років тому +3

    She was funny and smart. She makes so much sense lol

  • @norahgardour5012
    @norahgardour5012 5 років тому +61

    Who still watching this in September, 2019

  • @rethamaphanga774
    @rethamaphanga774 7 років тому +21

    😂😂😂😂😂"Since Tuesday is already off, me i'll juhs take Monday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday"

  • @amadujagitay4385
    @amadujagitay4385 2 роки тому +9

    Their conversation about the signing sheet/time sheet make a lots of sense to me.

  • @doreenaturinda837
    @doreenaturinda837 7 років тому +5

    Personally I love Eve very much so I find my self enjoying her parts

  • @veronicariruyo2467
    @veronicariruyo2467 5 років тому +5

    Omg I hear sharing is caring, I have the lion share🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @koncohkoncoh4791
    @koncohkoncoh4791 7 років тому +12

    Timetable for cheating oh Anne u kill me in this morning!!!!!!!

  • @mauriceoduor4126
    @mauriceoduor4126 3 роки тому +1

    I just love Anna Kansiime !!!!
    She makes a great dinner companion.

  • @MsNairobi
    @MsNairobi 5 років тому +4

    This is hilarious!!!! I have had the lion's share.....

  • @videosheena4594
    @videosheena4594 4 роки тому +1

    Number 1 you the best🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GG-iu6ls
    @GG-iu6ls 5 років тому +33

    Room 33 at happiness lodge every Tuesday 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sheilahpowers761
    @sheilahpowers761 3 роки тому +1

    Its now June 2021 bt stl watching ds de truth KANSIIME nvr disappoint us bby😂😂😂😂😂😂😂u wl break ma ribs one day😂😂😂😂

  • @jjjo7606
    @jjjo7606 5 років тому +4

    I miss these days of Kansiime😂😂😂😂funny funny funny... 😂😂😂

  • @lifeupgradewithuche
    @lifeupgradewithuche 7 місяців тому +1

    Instead of sneaking, we can get a timetable. 😂 😂. Then we all go to church on Sunday.

  • @nnamdiigwe9600
    @nnamdiigwe9600 7 років тому +13

    Kansiime, where is my Grace plsssss??? I miss her!

  • @nampeerajaneviv9527
    @nampeerajaneviv9527 2 роки тому +2

    2022 gather 😂😂😂😂😂 Ann ur the best swthrt

  • @delindawilliams3935
    @delindawilliams3935 5 років тому +5

    😂😂😂😂I love Anne and Grace's friendship.
    "Prevention is better than cure." If everyone checked their friend's bags when they are leaving from their visit,they wouldn't have any more friends. 😆
    Poor Richard,Anne makes him scratch his head.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ramlahmustafa1208
    @ramlahmustafa1208 3 роки тому +1

    Hahaha the way gerald is quiet with shame of eva's cheating time table just so funny