My cheating timetable. Kansiime Anne. African comedy.

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  • @blessing7695
    @blessing7695 6 років тому +533

    They are giving Oscars to wrong people....what am I saying, we don't need Oscars to evaluate African talent. Great work Kansiime

  • @belindagaes9384
    @belindagaes9384 7 років тому +491

    Kansime would make a brilliant lawyer,she can literally argue any point.

  • @lizzympai1966
    @lizzympai1966 3 роки тому +82

    Kansiime needs a Hollywood deal, she needs to be working with the likes of Tyler Perry. She’s insanely talented!!! And she’s been going this for years.

  • @marjoriehebron2624
    @marjoriehebron2624 5 років тому +375

    Any one who is watching it in 2020

  • @thabsilenkosi1200
    @thabsilenkosi1200 5 років тому +452

    "Side-dish"
    "Cheating apparatus"
    "Swap saliva"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    God please fetch me

  • @ChandyGTV
    @ChandyGTV 6 років тому +103

    I'm a Nigerian but I find this lady really hilarious. Great job lady.

    • @mwebesylivia
      @mwebesylivia 2 роки тому

      Thanks for the love ❤

    • @jhmn9000
      @jhmn9000 2 роки тому +4

      So what does you being Nigerian has to do? Just show love... ogas think they are the bad ass of Africa.....

    • @fmk7941
      @fmk7941 2 роки тому

      Why “but”?

    • @abenakyoirene8638
      @abenakyoirene8638 2 роки тому

      What's So important with being a Nigerian??? Reasoning matters

  • @papa60media
    @papa60media 6 років тому +87

    Kansiime Ann,you are my number 1 comedian artiste.iam Nigerian,but I love the way you speak your English,.Africa indeed has a lot of talents to give to the world.

  • @bulanemdaka
    @bulanemdaka 4 роки тому +68

    "Ta daaaa, it's okay don't hold back"😂😂😂😂😭😭

    • @truderkawaza5183
      @truderkawaza5183 2 роки тому +2

      This is not what you do when you meet at room 33 in happiness lodge😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NaturallyLluvme
    @NaturallyLluvme 5 років тому +90

    Can you imagine what she was like as a child when she got in trouble?😂🤣 I can't take it. Just brilliant!!

  • @daviesmendulo4055
    @daviesmendulo4055 6 місяців тому +3

    Kansime and the team you really motivate me breaks my dull day into full of laugh. You are very enterprising and very creative. My full names are Davies Mendulo Sinyinza in Zambia. Live longer Madam Kansime, Gerald and the team.

  • @amunyetiharrie7240
    @amunyetiharrie7240 10 місяців тому +3

    Was cutting off the apparatus that make him go around the village necessary 😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @najwaally1404
    @najwaally1404 6 років тому +104

    "And Sunday we'll go to church together" I'm dead

  • @roynyashandagurwa2703
    @roynyashandagurwa2703 7 років тому +366

    Kansiime u know what. Ever since I started watching yr video my depression is disappearing..... im the happiest person ever

  • @mariammhando8255
    @mariammhando8255 3 роки тому +15

    "Talk for yourself is this working for you"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carinelingomo3152
    @carinelingomo3152 7 років тому +889

    Who else watches while going through the comments 👍🏼and laughs a little more

  • @diddlydooha
    @diddlydooha 6 років тому +4

    oh my goodness, she is a trip!! LOL. What an arrangement she concocted, aLLLLLLL by herself, for every one involved ... and her flabber goes on and on and on. So funny! hahahaha

  • @janejane5589
    @janejane5589 7 років тому +69

    She’s a good actress ❤️❤️❤️lots of love from abroad.Kenya 😳🤣

    • @annnjambi5950
      @annnjambi5950 5 років тому

      Ryukyu juju high Hugh juju juju juju uku ii juju to ihhhhhju

  • @NansambaShalom
    @NansambaShalom 10 місяців тому +4

    I Keep rewatching this Video, it is lit 🔥🔥🥰😇😇i miss Anne in this version😂

  • @bettie8874
    @bettie8874 7 років тому +17

    A trio of Kansiime, Eva and Gerald ALWAYS rocks 🤣🤣👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

  • @eruh_diary
    @eruh_diary 2 роки тому +3

    My Lovely Sister...😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You're always outstanding my Dear 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 One Love AFRICA

  • @mitchellzari276
    @mitchellzari276 7 років тому +43

    "Since he calls me honey, we can call you sweetheart coz we cant call you baby" kkkkkkkk kansime you made my morning

  • @delindawilliams3935
    @delindawilliams3935 5 років тому +199

    "What kind of wife will I be if I kill my husband when he has found me an assistant? "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @princebracket3591
    @princebracket3591 7 років тому +192

    You don't usually stare at each other when u meet at room thirty three in happiness lodge every Tuesday that's when one has full detail 😂😂😂nakwambia

  • @dotpulchritude1829
    @dotpulchritude1829 5 років тому +42

    "And if your husband is interested in me also......" Ha ha ha haaaa

  • @sheillachitsinde9310
    @sheillachitsinde9310 2 роки тому +7

    "Your cheating apparatus"😹😹😹😹

  • @katebemwape7842
    @katebemwape7842 3 роки тому +1

    Kansime should i laugh or cry. Yaaaa cheating time table and give Gerald a surprise.

  • @yvonnedcave6394
    @yvonnedcave6394 2 роки тому +3

    I'm back here just because 😂😂😂😂😂the poor woman shaking her head nd Gerald just standing there with a mouth full of teeth😂😂😂😂

  • @peterchitsah6710
    @peterchitsah6710 2 роки тому +1

    Kansiime is naturally hilarious! Well done you uniquely very good!. Don't mess with Kansiime.

  • @rachelkibirigi3818
    @rachelkibirigi3818 4 роки тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Kansiime will kill me. “ cheating apparatus”

  • @Blessing000
    @Blessing000 3 роки тому +2

    Sharing is caring kkkkkkkkkk....that's the killer line for me, no award can comprehend the immense talent you possess

  • @sphokuhle_N
    @sphokuhle_N 7 років тому +53

    "We will call you sweety" 😂😂

  • @a.p.monlinetv3561
    @a.p.monlinetv3561 Рік тому +1

    Ooh #kansiime_anne Much love 💖 from Tanzania 🇹🇿🇹🇿✏️ and I believe that your going to be a number one African comedian 💥✨👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

  • @ahmedabdullahi9597
    @ahmedabdullahi9597 5 років тому +19

    2:44🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and if your husband is ready ,tell him we can make an arrangement 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @Puri4000
    @Puri4000 2 роки тому +1

    We love you in zambia 🇿🇲 😅😂😂😅

  • @Theheavenly1
    @Theheavenly1 3 роки тому +3

    She got me at "Swap Saliva"😂😂
    I love Anna sha..🇳🇬

  • @mercybobo6433
    @mercybobo6433 2 роки тому +3

    The way Gerald is so silent😂😂...more love all the way❤😂

  • @ubaritogi46
    @ubaritogi46 6 років тому +14

    'What kind of wife will I be....cos he found me an assistant'..lmfao😂😂😂

  • @videosheena4594
    @videosheena4594 4 роки тому +1

    Number 1 you the best🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @estherzakari1391
    @estherzakari1391 4 роки тому +20

    Anyone watching it in April 2020? Kansiime you're Amazing (from Nigeria) 😂😂😂😂

  • @frany5924
    @frany5924 5 років тому +114

    March 2019 and I'm still watching this video...She is a legend 😂

  • @pagginaalberto8784
    @pagginaalberto8784 5 років тому +99

    Watching in April,2019😂😂

  • @EileenNgete
    @EileenNgete 6 років тому +19

    My sad days are over partly thanks to the joy I find watching these hilarious videos. Thanks Kansiime

  • @bettgkogei7245
    @bettgkogei7245 Рік тому +50

    Anybody watching in January 2024😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rosemariejackson9428
    @rosemariejackson9428 4 роки тому +14

    Kansiime: my work has been reduced. We can all go to church together.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johannesmthembu8663
    @johannesmthembu8663 7 років тому +11

    "If your husband is interested in me,we make the arrangement"...Yeyyi wena Kansiime

  • @deejeydaev
    @deejeydaev 2 роки тому +1

    Gelrad is always professional i like this guy

  • @tebatsojeminahdlamini1054
    @tebatsojeminahdlamini1054 5 років тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 " I'm going to cut that apparatus that is making you run around"

  • @lolwethubotha5308
    @lolwethubotha5308 5 років тому +51

    “Even Judas Iscariot was Jesus’s very good friend” 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @forontonata8322
    @forontonata8322 7 років тому +95

    I can’t believe she said sharing is caring

  • @aristidetapirgapira9829
    @aristidetapirgapira9829 4 роки тому +1

    Cheating apparatus ... where Kansiime got all those expressions hahaha you kill me !!!!

  • @benardjames1709
    @benardjames1709 3 роки тому +4

    Kasiime my favorite comedian ever, she has a calendar for creating,,

  • @ntokozo_mazibuko
    @ntokozo_mazibuko 6 років тому +4

    'We can all go to church on Sunday, loool' woman I love u

  • @faithnalugya4863
    @faithnalugya4863 7 років тому +135

    Am going to cut off that apparatus that make you running around the village 😂😉😂😂😂😂

  • @debbyoeva5362
    @debbyoeva5362 3 роки тому +16

    3years later I’m watching this video again 😂😂. Thank you making me laugh

  • @veronicariruyo2467
    @veronicariruyo2467 5 років тому +5

    Omg I hear sharing is caring, I have the lion share🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ginamanuel3289
    @ginamanuel3289 3 роки тому +3

    I can't stop watching. Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @pearl5565
    @pearl5565 4 роки тому +3

    2020 Happiness Rodge😂😂😂😂😂 cheating time tebro...sharing is caring hah

  • @paulinejori736
    @paulinejori736 8 місяців тому +1

    What kind of friend is this one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kansime. 😂😂😂

  • @nassalijuliespencer8331
    @nassalijuliespencer8331 5 років тому +9

    Kansime u incomparable u deserve all the awards After watching this interesting and teaching clips of yoz even the comments make me Lough out loud 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kdb5881
    @kdb5881 4 місяці тому +1

    I love her 😂
    - from Colorado

  • @mahdiabdisamad227
    @mahdiabdisamad227 5 років тому +10

    Kansiima enough to be a lawyer, she capable to argue any point

  • @videosheena4594
    @videosheena4594 3 роки тому +1

    Make a time table 👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂I'm watching again... And still so funny 😂😂😂❤️❤️

  • @henrytalh1172
    @henrytalh1172 5 років тому +9

    A thief has 40 days.. Yours ended yesterday 😂😂😂😂

  • @sandrasmith8790
    @sandrasmith8790 5 років тому +1

    Lord you are funny 😆😂😂😂 . She better agrees by force 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lolwethubotha5308
    @lolwethubotha5308 5 років тому +70

    “The first time I discovered you cheated on me honey, I was devastated” and she says it with a straight face 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kahintracy8530
      @kahintracy8530 3 роки тому +3

      She looked on the bright side of life😂😂😂😂

    • @hunadilentswana6962
      @hunadilentswana6962 2 роки тому

      @@kahintracy8530 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chadglarson
    @chadglarson 3 місяці тому +2

    Thanks

  • @biafraisgreatbiafran99
    @biafraisgreatbiafran99 6 років тому +3

    Lots of love from the Republic of Biafra land. Kudos!

  • @thokozilekeziahmvula9332
    @thokozilekeziahmvula9332 3 роки тому +2

    watching again and loving you more Kansime

  • @MsNairobi
    @MsNairobi 5 років тому +4

    This is hilarious!!!! I have had the lion's share.....

  • @brendalangat4091
    @brendalangat4091 6 років тому +2

    hahahaha I was having a bad day today and decided let me just look for kansiime 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VictoriaNwogu
    @VictoriaNwogu 7 років тому +13

    When she drops that broom. You know it's going DOWN😂😂😂

  • @ntsilisengakhali679
    @ntsilisengakhali679 3 роки тому +1

    Prevention is better than cure. This lady is making my life very simple and full of loughter

  • @ngungipeter1979
    @ngungipeter1979 7 років тому +4

    i really like the way "Gerard' acts. so funny.

  • @leo-ken
    @leo-ken 2 роки тому +1

    This is the best comedy video I've watched since. Kansiime, you truly deserve a Grammy award.
    Keep up the good work!
    Enjoying your comedy from Nigeria.

  • @lesego4648
    @lesego4648 6 років тому +29

    She kills me when she says "swap saliva"😂😂😂😂

  • @ramlahmustafa1208
    @ramlahmustafa1208 3 роки тому +1

    Hahaha the way gerald is quiet with shame of eva's cheating time table just so funny

  • @aphelelencebakazi5739
    @aphelelencebakazi5739 7 років тому +112

    love from S A sad am going home no Wi-Fi so no kansime 😢😢 untill next year when varsity re-open

  • @Kolee-k2i
    @Kolee-k2i Рік тому +2

    Cheating apparatus for me 😂😂

  • @kastam_yare6986
    @kastam_yare6986 7 років тому +8

    Kansiime really l love you dear sister I wish u long life 😍😍😍😍

  • @IanMauluka
    @IanMauluka 10 місяців тому +1

    Hello 🎉 madam kansime, I'm Mr Mauluka Ian from Zambia watching your comedian 😅

  • @amirelielton569
    @amirelielton569 6 років тому +50

    Love from Zimbabwe....someone watching 2018

  • @sheilahpowers761
    @sheilahpowers761 3 роки тому +1

    Its now June 2021 bt stl watching ds de truth KANSIIME nvr disappoint us bby😂😂😂😂😂😂😂u wl break ma ribs one day😂😂😂😂

  • @luciahakamela2482
    @luciahakamela2482 7 років тому +15

    Hahaha kansiime u killed me ...just because you are supervisor finish

  • @segawabenardk297
    @segawabenardk297 3 роки тому +2

    The word cheating apparatus 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂my ribs

  • @phelisastuurman3041
    @phelisastuurman3041 3 роки тому +2

    I've watched this more than 10 times and I laugh all the time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @lucaswanjala2183
    @lucaswanjala2183 3 роки тому

    Kansiime you kill me bwana eeeeh very chikky

  • @rethamaphanga774
    @rethamaphanga774 7 років тому +21

    😂😂😂😂😂"Since Tuesday is already off, me i'll juhs take Monday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday"

  • @blackgirl5616
    @blackgirl5616 5 років тому +1

    I love you Kansiime😊💜💜❤💯
    Love from South Africa😊💛💛

  • @bahjanoor1685
    @bahjanoor1685 7 років тому +445

    Lol who noticed that Kansiime has no shoes in the office?😂😂

    • @tillymachingura4538
      @tillymachingura4538 7 років тому +2

      Bahja Noor l dd 😂😂😂

    • @kaayngowbeniey4808
      @kaayngowbeniey4808 7 років тому +1

      Hahaha
      yes

    • @abdishakuromar9542
      @abdishakuromar9542 7 років тому +3

      Bahja Noor hawiye iyo darood melkasto waku jiraan yaab idin nacaya aniga

    • @HadizaObiagwu
      @HadizaObiagwu 7 років тому +2

      Bahja Noor all the time, she does that at work 😹

    • @bahjanoor1685
      @bahjanoor1685 7 років тому +12

      Abdishakuur Officiall media u are very disgusting.What's wrong with u?Am here to watch the kansiime's comedy not to argue with u.Stop ur stupidity plz.By saying that,u look very ignorant.I pity

  • @خليلحمدانحمدان-ق3ظ

    Sharing is caring 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,for real don't joke with kansiime🤣🤣

  • @FranEJ
    @FranEJ 5 років тому +3

    She was funny and smart. She makes so much sense lol

  • @missqueen4043
    @missqueen4043 7 років тому +2

    Loooooool "you spent the week in my house" 😂😂😂

  • @yvonnedcave6394
    @yvonnedcave6394 5 років тому +7

    The casting of these characters r just perfect.Gerald just kills me

    • @paulinemulumba5358
      @paulinemulumba5358 3 роки тому

      He reminds me of Mr Bucket (Buuke) always the endearing husband

  • @FIONAMBABAZI-hg9to
    @FIONAMBABAZI-hg9to 5 місяців тому +1

    Hahahhaa Kansiime my stress killer

  • @lindabrown0
    @lindabrown0 7 років тому +62

    A side chick is an assistant..........That's really thinking outside the box (lol).............

  • @nampeerajaneviv9527
    @nampeerajaneviv9527 3 роки тому +2

    2022 gather 😂😂😂😂😂 Ann ur the best swthrt

  • @sajidabakari9809
    @sajidabakari9809 7 років тому +50

    kan👀me... I love the way U laugh at first
    eti taraaaaaaah... 😄😄😄

  • @ReneRingnyu
    @ReneRingnyu 6 років тому +2

    You deserve more than just African Queen.

  • @jennystans1352
    @jennystans1352 7 років тому +12

    😂 "let's share our saliva" I subscribed real quick

  • @segopotsethembi1548
    @segopotsethembi1548 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣all the way in south Africa 😭❤❤❤