Power Metal has two sides: 1) THE POWER OF THE OLD DRAGOOOOOOOON *sweeping solo* 2) Now it's too late for your love, my love for you has died *sweeping solo*
As a death metal representative I will admit I love me some Thy art and a little old school whitechapel. But I still have to slander it for some primitive instinctive reason.
As a power metal fan, I'm actually glad when it doesn't mention dragons or strictly fantasy stuff. It's why I'm a big sabaton simp. I love the military history and war stories they tell.
That subgenre one is too accurate. Whenever I have been foolish enough to ask the difference between genre x and genre y, I always get the same thing: "oh it's so simple" followed by a whole PowerPoint presentation ffs.
Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun Shakin' the ground with the force of thousand guns First in the line of fire First into hostile land Tanks leadin' the way Leadin' the way Chargin' the lines with the force of a furious storm Fast as the lightnin' phantoms swarm Two hundred miles at nightfall Taken within a day Thus earnin' their name, earnin' their fame
Ayy two mentions of slam in this video. You’re right about the logos though, that stuff gets somewhat illegible. Want to something really illegible? Goregrind band logos.
The whole thing is disgusting like it sound slide my cat covering his shit in the litter box while the neighbors are having major aggresive marriage issues
the intro one is so true they take some interview of someone talking about eating people and add it into the intro then start screaming about fecal matter
As a black slamming metal fan Yea. If you ever ask me what bands do I listen, i could never tell you. Their logos and names are just way too fucking cursed to be comprehended
The subgenre one 💀
That one literally made me say “yes SIR” out loud.
I accidentally wrote this with my leg when I was sleeping 💀
I'm way far out from being a metalhead and I LOVED that bit
Electronic music: A worthy opponent
@@-z-9989 💀
Nu-Metal not even being mentioned is accurate
Nu metal is the only metal genre i enjoy, but hell do i enjoy it.
Because it doesn’t exist. The 90s and early 2000s were just a fever dream. Go back to sleep 🛌
Yeah they are saving the best for last pls I wanna see nu metal slander
Metalheads saying "all nu metal sucks" and making up a random genre to refer to nu metal bands they like.
I did it all for the nookie
As a metal fan, I'm sad you never even brought up bronze or titanium
He failed to bring up tungsten
He didn’t even bring up copper. Unacceptable
Bruh like they could have even just brought out some calcium.
No barium nor indium. I am saddened
dang, not even gold?
As a metal fan, I can provide ventilation to the room.
thank you for your service
o7
Genius
I can scream for a minute straight on one breath, given some warm up time. It doesn’t count for anything, but it’s a metal fan ability
As a metal fan I can verify this is slander
As a Discord admin, I am legally required to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.
Indeed
As a slander fan I can verify that this is metal
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How big of a metal fan are you? Because you could be turbine
I actually came here thinking you would slander iron and steel.
Same, and I was hoping for that lmao
“Iron when oxygen happens”
"Gallium trying hard not to melt by mere human touch"
Ok, we have some good slanders here.
"Steel isnt a metal it s an alloy 🤓"
the power metal slander makes me feel personally attacked
I apologize and ask for forgiveness
Where dragon
🎶Gonna set the universe on fire🎶
I agree
@@baconterrorist945 best band
Deathcore fans explaining why a breakdown every 5 seconds and gutturals that sound like toilets are top-tier songwriting
Bruh deathcore are clean as shit compared to slam, check out shit like Cerebral Incubation or Cephalotripsy.
@@jimit.4220 I know that slam is a pile of garbage, no need to reassure me
Traditional songwriting isn't the only approach to making music
@@shadez123 yes it is if it doesn’t sound identical to all the 80s thrash bands i hate it
yes.
As an electric guitar I can confirm that all of this is true
Walter White real?!??!!?!!!
Walter White metalhead real!!1???1??!!!11!1?
As a folk metal enjoyer I do appreciate the mention
as a powermetal fan this is bullshit. this isn’t slander at all. where are my GOD DAMN DRAGONS!?
Power metal and powerlifting are basically the same thing. Big fat bearded dudes with immense power.
Where's the he man looking guy with golden armour
SLAIN BY THE ARMY OF CHRIST WHO BECOME SATANISTS AT NIGHT
If it mentions dragons or angels, chances are it's power metal
My D&D group is using powermetal while we slay/ride/f0ck dragons welp
Power Metal has two sides:
1) THE POWER OF THE OLD DRAGOOOOOOOON *sweeping solo*
2) Now it's too late for your love, my love for you has died *sweeping solo*
If your music doesn't namedrop a metallic element once per song, can you call yourself a metal band?
Man all these metal fans, yet we still have power shortage
Sabaton fans when a song that isn't a history lesson comes on 😱🤯
(Source: I am a Sabaton fan)
As a person who listen to metal and doesn't know the genres this is so true
Let’s not forget that tungsten is the best of all affordable materials.
cyber metal fans explaining why cyber metal isn’t actually just rave music with distorted guitar:
as a thrash metal fan i can confirm that this is my reaction to people calling it trash metal
yeah same bro, some people dont even know its spelled thrash
Everyone knows that metal fans secretly love classical music but are in denial.
We don't deny it.
@@Gunthusiest fake metal fan found
Nah.
Well...
Only posers deny that Bach is the most brutal musician to ever walk this earth
I am not in denial about it, took me a while though
As a folk metal fan, I'm just happy to be acknowledged for once 😔
same omg
As a death metal representative I can indeed verify we are discriminatory against all deathcore.
What about Chelsea grin man😭
@@loganbodine1003 I didn't say we are always right to be discriminatory 😔
As a death metal representative I will admit I love me some Thy art and a little old school whitechapel. But I still have to slander it for some primitive instinctive reason.
I hate most of it but a few that do interesting things like lorna shore and shadow of intent are alright to me
Deathcore is getting better and more creative now honestly
0:04 Prog Metal fans when someone says the underground and super experimental band they found out sounds a lot like Dream Theater.
Power metal fans: "where dragons"
Folk metal sounds funny on the book but actually fire when you don't have nothing else to listen lmao
Thanks for actually recognizing us folk metal listeners tbh.
Right!!
As a non metal fan i can’t confirm nor deny
As a power metal fan, I'm actually glad when it doesn't mention dragons or strictly fantasy stuff.
It's why I'm a big sabaton simp. I love the military history and war stories they tell.
how was pride
@@lurji what?
@@Kolossus_ It was a failed attempt to be haha funny like it was 2009 UA-cam.
Bro they are pretty boring tbh
@@Angel-ts4kt what are you talking about
"Yo, Mista White where are all the wire fans?"
Elitists whenever they see the “metal sub-genres” Buzz clip:
the subgenre one perfectly describes me trying to pick a subgenre to listen to on Spotify
You forgot the precious metal fans sitting on a pile of money
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Doom metal fans too stoned to show up for the video.
That subgenre one is too accurate. Whenever I have been foolish enough to ask the difference between genre x and genre y, I always get the same thing: "oh it's so simple" followed by a whole PowerPoint presentation ffs.
Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun
Shakin' the ground with the force of thousand guns
First in the line of fire
First into hostile land
Tanks leadin' the way
Leadin' the way
Chargin' the lines with the force of a furious storm
Fast as the lightnin' phantoms swarm
Two hundred miles at nightfall
Taken within a day
Thus earnin' their name, earnin' their fame
They are the Panzer Elite
Born to compete
Never retreat
*Ghost Division*
As a person who listens to metal I actually found this hilarious
I thought it would have chemistry.
🤓👉🚪
My favorite metal band is imagine dragons
Personally I'm a bigger fan of the brutal slamming death metal band coldplay, they're pretty underground but you should check em out
@@jimit.4220 nah you a poser, The Weekend is the top pornogrind blackened death-doomcore band
Imagine dragons is hands down the best power metal band of all time
I like that it’s mocked people who gatekeep what is what’s not metal. Let me enjoy my saxophone in my metal
Prog fans when they see an odd number:
I personally like BDSM (brutal dark slam metal)
as a trash metal fan myself
I honestly love metal, it's my favorite genre ever since I discovered it, and I think it's everything :3
As DSBM fan I can confirm that it has happened multiple times
Can’t believe that black banjocore didn’t even get a mention
Ayy two mentions of slam in this video. You’re right about the logos though, that stuff gets somewhat illegible. Want to something really illegible? Goregrind band logos.
On par with gorenoise
The whole thing is disgusting like it sound slide my cat covering his shit in the litter box while the neighbors are having major aggresive marriage issues
The last one puts a smile on my face
I think one that'll get speed metalheads mad,is if you are also a metalhead and you say"Isn't Thrash and Speed Metal like the same thing"
Facts.
🤭
I just like the angry men in my phone shouting with guitars
Me waiting for Zinc (my favorite metal btw) to be mentioned in the video
💀
Metallica fans when no one remembers Death Magnetic
Metallica fans when the iron in their blood gets turned into razor blades
@@ehwouldntuagree8442 jojo reference?
yes
St. Anger feels left out.
As an iron myself, I can confirm that this is true
This is definitely one of the videos of all time
Why is this so accurate 😂
Sabaton: power metal, no dragons
As a slam death metal fan, that was very accurate.
As a folk Metal fan, I too clap my hands 400 times per second when im listening to an album. very accurate
Wow, an actually good metal slander type vid.
I just listened to a couple bands and they already recommending me these💀💀
Too accurate
The best slander so far
Man I was hoping for periodic table slander
as a metal fan I do be spinning around
What about Scooby Doo metal? 🧐
As a true metal fan I listen to all of them
the intro one is so true they take some interview of someone talking about eating people and add it into the intro then start screaming about fecal matter
As a metal fan, I keep people cool on hot days.
As a death metal fan I agree that us explaining why death core is shit is pretty relatable
As a lover of Slam the last one is so accurate
god the power metal one id painfully accurate
Jokes on you, I only listen to power metal about history and religious werewolves.
Sabaton, powerwolf?
@@stassmith8200 yep
Virgin metal*
@@BangersNMashYT at least i’m not listening to NSBM, DSBM, or RABM.
The power metal one lmao
i legit thought this was bout like actually metal
As a black metal,dsbm, and power metal fan I can confirm this video is accurate
Every metal enjoyer saying deathcore sucks:
Chemistry metal fans being based *gigachad moment*
progresive metal fans when the 30 minute song gets good at 26:12
As a power metal fan from Brazil, im glad none of the power metal bands from here have ever talked about dragons
as a death metal enjoyer i won't even say you're wrong
Ram Ranch really rocks
As a true metalhead, i see this as a win 😎
the power metal one😭💀. true metal head here💪
THE GRINDCORE ONE💀💀💀
Power Metal one is spot on
As a metal fan I can confirm that I carry a Glock 17 at the age of 15.
Bruh I was waiting for a calcium diss
im a basshead and tbis is in my recommended because of the dubstep slander video
0:35 As a death metalhead I approve
Groove metal when it doesn't get mentioned 😔
Idk why but I expected this to roast different forms of metal, not bands lmao
the fact that i thought that this wasnt about metal music
can relate to the grind one
As a folk metal fan, 👏
As a black slamming metal fan
Yea. If you ever ask me what bands do I listen, i could never tell you. Their logos and names are just way too fucking cursed to be comprehended
dsbm one is so accurate lmao
As a non metal fan this is true.
I can confirm the BM one!
I am metal head, i am metal
THE DEATH METAL ONE IS SO ACCURATE HAHAH
what do these people have in common?
Anger Issues.
👏
I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't, these people are mad mad