Pro Chef Reacts.. To the WORST Chili Ever! (Cooking with Jack)

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  • @ChefJamesMakinson
    @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +65

    Be sure to add me on Instagram! instagram.com/chef_jamesmakinson/

    • @dyslectische
      @dyslectische 7 місяців тому +3

      Fallout serie games you need mods .
      O and soon a londen Fallout mod for Fallout 4 .
      Have fun

    • @fjamato
      @fjamato 7 місяців тому +2

      BTW that brisket sat in his freezer for AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!

    • @gkaven1232
      @gkaven1232 7 місяців тому

      Hi Chef James, I have a video request. This is a cooking challenge made by the Sidemen, it is a very long video, but it is entertaining (for the wrong reasons 😂)
      ua-cam.com/video/AsvhscWKcnM/v-deo.htmlsi=YRuc0g7aBQacufh0

    • @Zorg1776
      @Zorg1776 7 місяців тому

      @@fjamato lol

    • @Sancrest42
      @Sancrest42 6 місяців тому +1

      "Everything was canned except that bloody brisket."
      Uhm that brisket was anything but bloody. XD

  • @cloud890
    @cloud890 7 місяців тому +2214

    I love how Jack basically accuses the old ladies at his church of corruption because they didn't choose his spoiled mystery meat chili as the winner lol.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +221

      🤣🤣

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 7 місяців тому +90

      Must have been the devil

    • @chikarasu7760
      @chikarasu7760 7 місяців тому +85

      Sad thing nobody can accuse him of bad cooking because that means you need to survive his "food" xD

    • @phitsf5475
      @phitsf5475 7 місяців тому +76

      He was clearly trying to butter them up and got mad when he realised his efforts were in vain because a neutral public were allowed to decide. I dare say that even if it were a closed panel of judges he tried brown nosing, his chances would not have improved.

    • @GleeChan
      @GleeChan 7 місяців тому

      The grannies must have been working for the illuminati.

  • @Ash_Wen-li
    @Ash_Wen-li 7 місяців тому +1358

    "Remember that brisket I made last year"
    He is not referencing the brisket he made last year to compare it to a new brisket. This is in fact the same brisket that he made last year...

    • @Nerathul1
      @Nerathul1 6 місяців тому +167

      Oh yeah people checked and it was actually closer to 16-17 months old

    • @alcor4670
      @alcor4670 6 місяців тому +26

      11:05 M'kay Chef James, will do. Will tell you if it turned out good or not maybe at the tail end of November 2025.

    • @jokesonyou5511
      @jokesonyou5511 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm your 200th like hope you have a good day

    • @benjaminseverinsen8713
      @benjaminseverinsen8713 6 місяців тому +2

      So much for gray band... the whole thing turned gray.

    • @SuperCrabbycrab
      @SuperCrabbycrab 5 місяців тому +11

      Oh GOSH! That's is GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @plectrumura
    @plectrumura 7 місяців тому +977

    This one is actually physically painful to watch. Jack really out-Jacked himself adding a year old brisket and serving it to unsuspecting churchgoers.

    • @BmanNL1
      @BmanNL1 7 місяців тому +74

      It's all part of God's great plan.

    • @trigremlin
      @trigremlin 7 місяців тому +22

      @@BmanNL1 blasphemy

    • @icoborg
      @icoborg 7 місяців тому +8

      @@trigremlin ahahahahahah

    • @jamesbyrd3740
      @jamesbyrd3740 7 місяців тому +15

      I'd rather eat year old brisket than raw chicken.

    • @Revelwoodie
      @Revelwoodie 7 місяців тому +1

      In the HOUSE OF THE LORD!

  • @pollythefarmer9246
    @pollythefarmer9246 7 місяців тому +1218

    It really does take a special kind of narcissist to accuse the church chilli contest of being rigged.

    • @stillbornofakkada
      @stillbornofakkada 6 місяців тому +82

      Jack is a very arrogant, snarky, entitled mess

    • @shawnm7246
      @shawnm7246 6 місяців тому +27

      I mean, it was for a massive prize, after all. Those ribbons are expensive.

    • @ogcipher4967
      @ogcipher4967 5 місяців тому +15

      It was rigged, by GOD

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 5 місяців тому +32

      Jack is delusional about everything in life. He literally posted a video about parenting and how great a job he does, one of the examples he gave was a story about attempting to kill his son where he choked him unconscious with the intention of killing him and didn't stop even when his son was unconscious and bleeding from the nose. Jack is such a great person.

    • @12Kyra121
      @12Kyra121 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@AwesomeFish12 wait what?? Is that for real?

  • @ImRivendill
    @ImRivendill 7 місяців тому +500

    Can someone tell Jack that when you commit a crime you're not supposed to film it and upload it to UA-cam?

    • @Zguy09
      @Zguy09 7 місяців тому +101

      Remember, this is the same guy who seriously thought it was a good idea to go on a podcast and, without any regret, talk about when he choked his son nearly to death.
      Search “Sunday evening coffee episode 6” and start watching at the 27- or 28-minute mark and… enjoy?
      Oh, and what he says starting at around the 51-minute mark ain’t no better.

    • @missusmurdermitts3758
      @missusmurdermitts3758 7 місяців тому +16

      ​@Zguy09 not only did he brag about that, but then he went on to say that he kicked him out of the house hoping that he would have to sleep on a park bench and them come crawling back to Jack to apologize. Jack was upset that instead of being homeless, his parents took his son in to live with them. He basically disowned his son after that even telling the younger son that he had lost his brother to drugs. Remember, this was a teenager who was just smoking a little green. Jack tells that story of an example of how good of a Christian parent he is.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +32

      😂

    • @baycic
      @baycic 7 місяців тому +35

      ​​​@@Zguy09i heard of that and his extensive abusive past.
      he was abusive to his ex wife as well and she left him. Makes you wonder some things.

    • @brandinicole1372
      @brandinicole1372 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @georgeclinton4524
    @georgeclinton4524 7 місяців тому +416

    I love Jack's premise that he is supposedly _teaching_ *you* how to make this.
    Step 1: Leave a smoked brisket in your freezer for a year wrapped in tin foil.
    Step 2: Fill a crock pot with a bunch of cans and jars of vaguely Tex-mex stuff.
    Step 3: Accuse everyone else of cheating.
    Step 4: Vomit.

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 7 місяців тому +8

      And spend a potentially long time getting something out of a jar without a spoon because of him being slack.

    • @eldoradocanyonro
      @eldoradocanyonro 7 місяців тому +7

      Perhaps we should be questioning the validity of the smoked brisket.....regardless of its age, it doesn't look like it ever got properly cooked!

    • @ailospjellok7475
      @ailospjellok7475 6 місяців тому

      step 5. abuse your own child

    • @charlesreid9337
      @charlesreid9337 4 місяці тому +6

      I like to see conspicuous lack of chilis in his chili

  • @dulcinealee3933
    @dulcinealee3933 7 місяців тому +560

    " if you tasted Jack's chilli let me know . if you are still alive"

    • @mati.benapezo
      @mati.benapezo 7 місяців тому +36

      Ghost: It was horrifying. :(

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 6 місяців тому +31

      Satan: "My plan was to make everyone at the church cook off lose their faith after tasting what my disciple made. Unfortunately, it just sent all of them to the Lord faster.
      In the future, I will stick to gamling and lawyers, it's more predictable."

    • @MrNoucfeanor
      @MrNoucfeanor 6 місяців тому +3

      Just open a can of wolf brand.

    • @dulcinealee3933
      @dulcinealee3933 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MrNoucfeanor what's wolf brand? Aussie not heard of it

    • @mumzly1
      @mumzly1 6 місяців тому +1

      They're probably still shitting their lungs out.

  • @pedroV2003
    @pedroV2003 7 місяців тому +347

    chili with corn, Italian sausage, black beans and salsa?
    ****blank stare***

    • @javiervichareli3921
      @javiervichareli3921 7 місяців тому +52

      you forgot the year old brisket

    • @rebeccablackburn9487
      @rebeccablackburn9487 7 місяців тому +20

      Right! Doesn't sound like any chili I've ever had.

    • @phoenixfreefall
      @phoenixfreefall 6 місяців тому +31

      It was like watching my toddler playing chef, just naming off foods she knows that she thinks might go in a chili.

    • @Nexesys
      @Nexesys 6 місяців тому +7

      Add cheese and it would be a Saturday Night Football dip.

    • @WeirdSmellyMan
      @WeirdSmellyMan 6 місяців тому +2

      I love corn in chili.

  • @raphaelsouza5302
    @raphaelsouza5302 7 місяців тому +287

    He cooks like in videogame. Toss everything together and done.

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 6 місяців тому +22

      It's like Breath of the Wild

    • @bensmith8682
      @bensmith8682 5 місяців тому

      @@raphaelsouza5302 with some crockpot stuff you can do that

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 5 місяців тому +15

      @@JohnnyNada Except the result is always Dubious Food.

    • @dagadag5599
      @dagadag5599 5 місяців тому +2

      @glitchedoom nahh, some dishes straight tossed into a pot are not bad at all, like a stew! But all the veggies and meat in there and let it cook for hours

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 місяці тому +2

      @@glitchedoom I would eat Dubious Food before eating this.

  • @xenomorphoverlord
    @xenomorphoverlord 7 місяців тому +139

    That brisket was crystalizing. It was in his fridge for so long it was literally growing tiny crystals

    • @BallparkHunter
      @BallparkHunter 7 днів тому +1

      It reminds me of an SCTV skit with John Candy and lunch meat. He kept telling the kid that the meat was safe to eat even though it had rainbow colors on it.

    • @JaceyMitchell
      @JaceyMitchell 4 дні тому

      That wasn't a brisket.
      It was the fossil of what used to be a brisket during the late Jurassic period.

  • @dsr0116
    @dsr0116 7 місяців тому +226

    I've won chili cookoffs. Jack is right, I cheat. My secret is that I make my own fresh chili spice mixture.😁 After browning cubed chuck, yellowing onions, adding garlic and diced jalapeno, 1.5 tsp cinnamon, I mix in my spices. Then I deglaze with a lager beer, before simmering with beef stock and tomato sauce. I have noticed people who don't place are like Jack: barring musty old beef, they just mix in processed/canned food.

    • @moodchanger3470
      @moodchanger3470 6 місяців тому +3

      that sounds yummy

    • @lucas23453
      @lucas23453 6 місяців тому +1

      Made from fresh always tastes better than canned, whenever I make Stifado (not remotely authentic, very much an American ruining Greek food) I use 90% fresh and only ever use stewed tomatoes for extra acid, not that it needs much.

    • @larrymansfield9393
      @larrymansfield9393 6 місяців тому +3

      I got hungry reading that! Definitely gonna try this. Thanx for sharing.

    • @mumzly1
      @mumzly1 6 місяців тому +6

      You nailed it. You're building flavor, not just slopping canned shit into a pot and hoping for the best.

    • @harutogames9204
      @harutogames9204 5 місяців тому +2

      Your chili sounds fire ngl i need to try it

  • @Empiricist14
    @Empiricist14 7 місяців тому +94

    When he says "you're cooking with Jack" I take it as a threat

  • @RubixCubed3
    @RubixCubed3 7 місяців тому +252

    It gets even better when you realize that he said he cooked that brisket a YEAR prior to making that chili. That brisket had a shine to it, probably because it was freezer burned from being in a freezer for a whole YEAR.

    • @GTSE2005
      @GTSE2005 7 місяців тому +37

      Not to mention how soggy it must have been... think of how much ice had accumulated over the 15 months it was stored in there

    • @miniflem1
      @miniflem1 7 місяців тому +4

      It didn't kill Jack, so good job...

    • @troyn3073
      @troyn3073 7 місяців тому +69

      In professional kitchens you get 3 months on frozen meats before they have to be discarded. His brisket was 4 times the allowed time and then he fed it to a bunch of church goers. This is why I don’t trust potlucks.

    • @monkeyman2407
      @monkeyman2407 7 місяців тому +33

      ​​​@@troyn3073I have a compromised immune system & I CANNOT do potlucks for this exact reason (that & people's lackadaisical attitudes towards kitchen hygiene.) I'm honestly surprised that Jack hasn't gotten the people that he has served, & have purchased his sauces, very sick
      Jack just wrapped that brisket in tin foil, chucked it the back of the freezer for 15 months, & completely forgot about it until it was time to serve it to 30+ people at a church chili competition
      It's willfull negligence imho

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +48

      yeah I know and wrapped like that too

  • @MrBwort1
    @MrBwort1 7 місяців тому +331

    I love that you mentioned fallout because that brisket looks like radroach meat 😂😂

    • @foxsicle
      @foxsicle 7 місяців тому +27

      the flavor has gone nuclear, take your rad-x and radaway just in case

    • @karmehed
      @karmehed 7 місяців тому

      That's some prime Ass jerky.

    • @MrBwort1
      @MrBwort1 7 місяців тому +17

      @@foxsicle I don’t think any amount of radaway is gonna save us from that 🤣

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +24

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yoginc
      @yoginc 6 місяців тому +7

      @@MrBwort1maybe Brahmin milk would help…about a gallon of it 😂🤣

  • @IronMinerKing
    @IronMinerKing 7 місяців тому +484

    Using 1 year meat should be a crime.

    • @brini2439
      @brini2439 7 місяців тому

      It is! He is poisoning people willingly.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +58

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jordanbridges
      @jordanbridges 7 місяців тому +24

      It's going to taste like a freezer! Blurrrgh

    • @Flying0Dismount
      @Flying0Dismount 7 місяців тому +4

      Tell that to Guga and his "dry aged" meat... 🤢🤮

    • @jasoncawley6260
      @jasoncawley6260 7 місяців тому +10

      I think it was actually around 14 or 15 months old

  • @darenallisonyoung8568
    @darenallisonyoung8568 7 місяців тому +45

    Hahaha I entered a chili cookoff once. Did lots of research, spent crazy money on quality, fresh ingredients, and slaved over it for hours. Everyone who tried it said it was amazing. Brought like five gallons to the event, and folks devoured every drop. The ?impartial? judges awarded the prize to a ground-beef chili that tasted like sloppy joe mix. And this was in Texas (a college event, not a professional cook-off). So I kind of feel Jack's pain, but at the same time, his "chili" was a crime against humanity.

  • @handduggraverdronline
    @handduggraverdronline 7 місяців тому +89

    I won my first chilly contest using ground beef . Idk what jacks talking about. When I won there wasn't neutral judges. I'm not a cook or claim to be and I'm already up on jack

    • @pinbi7
      @pinbi7 7 місяців тому +32

      Jack lost because of cheating grandmas and a lack of impartial judges , he says so him self :)

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +12

      😂

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 6 місяців тому

      The dork is using Italian sausage!!!! He's soo dense.

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 7 місяців тому +144

    "Probably the hardest thing we're gonna do is cook our sausage"
    No Jack, the hardest part is hiding the evidence against you when the people at the cook-off start dying of food poisoning.
    But to be fair, considering his history with other meats he may have had a point with that statement.

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 7 місяців тому +13

      I’ve had diarrhea from not heating up my leftovers from say 2 days ago and know the consequences of eating but that’s huge difference from 2 days ago improperly reheated food and a 14 month old hunk of pork

    • @cantsay2205
      @cantsay2205 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Thomasmemoryscentral right? My stomach already disagrees with pork, this would be the death of me.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +13

      😂😂 the hardest part was trying to get people to eat it!

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 6 місяців тому +1

      It's impossible to die of food poisoning in a first world nation ʟoʟ

    • @oliver_twistor
      @oliver_twistor 6 місяців тому +6

      @@wolfetteplays8894 Not if you're old or otherwise weak or immunocompromised. It's rare, but it happens. According to the CDC, 140,000 people per year are hospitalised in the US due to foodborne illnesses and 3,000 die.

  • @brick6347
    @brick6347 7 місяців тому +97

    The only person I want to see eating ancient meat is SteveMRE... and I think one of his WW2 k-rations is still probably more edible than anything Jack's cooked up.

    • @DaltonKY08
      @DaltonKY08 7 місяців тому +10

      Let's get this out onto a tray, nice okay

    • @Down_the_Wind
      @Down_the_Wind 7 місяців тому +10

      Nice hiss

    • @gabrielho1874
      @gabrielho1874 3 місяці тому

      Then again, those are usually for long term transport (emphasis on usually as there was the boer war beef scandal)

  • @PHSDM104
    @PHSDM104 7 місяців тому +76

    How was Jack not excommunicated for this?

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 7 місяців тому +14

      One of the many mysteries of the universe.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +17

      😂

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 місяці тому +4

      Probably because the church he goes to are one of those megachurches, not a traditional one with morals, values, and standards. Plus, he lives somewhere where the general population's tastes aren't all that refined.

    • @PHSDM104
      @PHSDM104 4 місяці тому +2

      @@canaisyoung3601 I technically attend a megachurch. We have morals, values and standards. Don't lump the good with the bad.

  • @KingBueno619
    @KingBueno619 7 місяців тому +240

    RIP everyone at the event

    • @brini2439
      @brini2439 7 місяців тому +26

      I've a chronic intestine disease - this is the reason why I don't trust other to prepare food I should eat. If I would've eaten that chili, I surely would be dead by now.

    • @Hitsugix
      @Hitsugix 7 місяців тому +19

      @@brini2439 It's truly irresponsible to serve something like this to other people.

    • @carolinecrollick6305
      @carolinecrollick6305 7 місяців тому +1

      I use beer instead of stock for my brisket

    • @anngcampbellbower4385
      @anngcampbellbower4385 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@carolinecrollick6305for 1 yr old freezer burned beef 🤷🤢

    • @carolinecrollick6305
      @carolinecrollick6305 7 місяців тому +2

      @@anngcampbellbower4385 No. usually is eaten within a day of cooking the brisket

  • @brini2439
    @brini2439 7 місяців тому +60

    Omg, I remember his 'Chili' with all the toxic waste in it... I was so terrified watching it.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +13

      so was I!

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 7 місяців тому +7

      @@ChefJamesMakinson According to Chef Brian Tsao, his research turned up the brisket is 14 months old! On top of 1 year old, an additional 2 months to extra waste that hunk of pig

  • @someguy6959
    @someguy6959 7 місяців тому +72

    I'll tell you what if the whole church getting poisoned by a chili bowl competition it's either Jack cooking or someone made it too spicy.

    • @kevwwong
      @kevwwong 7 місяців тому +5

      Or both.

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 6 місяців тому +4

      Three days ago I endep up at the hospital because of food poisoning. Awfully painful, I don't wish that to anyone.
      (It was my fault, I ate something from the fridge that still tasted good but wasn't fresh enough. Can't blame anyone but myself, I don't have a "Jack" to pin it on...)

  • @Chamomileable
    @Chamomileable 7 місяців тому +101

    Jack should be proud of his chili. Even though he didn't win first, second, or third, he defied the odds and managed to not have his video be part of a negligent homicide deposition. Also who the heck puts corn in chili? That confuses me almost as much as that brisket that's old enough to start teething.

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 7 місяців тому +3

      Likely put in the corn to make it 'healthy' is what I was thinking.

    • @MagicTurtle01
      @MagicTurtle01 6 місяців тому +2

      Corn in a vegetarian chili isn't all that uncommon

    • @lynx50187
      @lynx50187 6 місяців тому +4

      Try it, it's actually a good addition. The corn that is

    • @insert-name4548
      @insert-name4548 5 місяців тому

      I just put corn in a white chicken chili I made earlier this week. It was good. I probably wouldn't put it in a red chili, though I've never tried it 🤔

  • @ShaelynneDFuller
    @ShaelynneDFuller 7 місяців тому +75

    Not only is Jack a terrible cook, but he has also been exposed as a child abuser. There is a video showing him talking about choking his son, as well as excusing it as being "discipline".

    • @junglestatic
      @junglestatic 6 місяців тому

      Cite your sources, that is an extremely serious accusation to level at someone.

    • @ShaelynneDFuller
      @ShaelynneDFuller 6 місяців тому +22

      @@junglestatic There are several videos here on youtube showing him talking about it with members of his church.

    • @junglestatic
      @junglestatic 6 місяців тому

      @@ShaelynneDFuller lol ahh ok sure, guess I'll take your word for it then

    • @ShaelynneDFuller
      @ShaelynneDFuller 6 місяців тому +16

      @@junglestatic good grief just search for the vid, he openly admits it himself.

    • @ShaelynneDFuller
      @ShaelynneDFuller 6 місяців тому

      @@junglestatic ua-cam.com/video/onSff1EhhrM/v-deo.html

  • @AvEnGeD7X238
    @AvEnGeD7X238 7 місяців тому +12

    “You remember the brisket I made last year”. That is the biggest red flag I’ve ever seen😂😂😂

  • @pinkwolf2020
    @pinkwolf2020 7 місяців тому +41

    Chef, I love how, with any Jack video, you start by saying "Against my better judgement." :D

  • @ozmartian2
    @ozmartian2 7 місяців тому +11

    What makes this Jack video so much more hilarious is how guarded he is around this "recipe", if you can even call that mess a recipe. 5 seconds on Google will bring up a MUCH better version of what he is attempting here. Comedy gold!

  • @ReanuKeaves1
    @ReanuKeaves1 7 місяців тому +80

    Jack’s chili that day was the birth of COVID-19 😂

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +3

      🤣

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 місяці тому

      But how did it get to China? Or is the China story a cover-up?

    • @gabrielho1874
      @gabrielho1874 3 місяці тому

      ​@@canaisyoung3601Some viruses have two lifecycles for reproduction. It injects its genetics into a host cell where it either remains dormant for a certain time or begins immediately, converting the host cell into a factory for producing more viruses until the cell dies and releases the virus.
      Also, it's a slightly stronger flu with an exceptional infection rate so either the traveller has it but it's dormant or they are sick but people think it's more of a cold.

  • @_Ty__
    @_Ty__ 7 місяців тому +69

    6:02 you owe the audience a “Sorry children” for that reaction 😂

  • @capitan__cat
    @capitan__cat 7 місяців тому +10

    This brings up a memory of how one of my friends won a church chili competition. The best thing was that he is Milanese, didn't know what chili was (he only knew it had ground beef and beans), made up his own recipe, and WON!

  • @dth92301
    @dth92301 7 місяців тому +41

    The only thing he did right was saying I am never making this recipe again. Everything else recived less effort and energy

  • @jaylagan5899
    @jaylagan5899 7 місяців тому +44

    When I was younger (circa 80’s), I used to get hold of those Italian horror films. The ones which were banned by the UK government for being “video nasties” and suspected snuff films (they weren’t). They were some of the most depraved, horrific things, I’ve ever seen…and they’re STILL not a patch of Jack’s videos!!!!!! Stay classy, Mr James… 😂

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +8

      😂😂 thank you!

    • @Saberwaisen
      @Saberwaisen 7 місяців тому +2

      Giallo the name of those italian films.

    • @jaylagan5899
      @jaylagan5899 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Saberwaisen “Giallo” is more “murder myster/psychological horror”. Most of those types of films I’m talking about are those zombies/cannibal films. They were just shock for shock-value.

    • @oliver_twistor
      @oliver_twistor 6 місяців тому +1

      @@jaylagan5899 I love those Italian exploitation films from the '70s and '80s. Especially the most low-budget ones. So nasty, yet so creative.

    • @Abcdefg-tf7cu
      @Abcdefg-tf7cu 5 місяців тому

      @@jaylagan5899 Lucio Fulci was the man. You had to have seen Zombii or The Beyond if you were renting Italian "video nasties" back in the 80s. We called them "exploitation films" here in the US, though my generation (2000s) called them "torture porn."

  • @DrFrankLondon
    @DrFrankLondon 7 місяців тому +41

    I wouldn't have eaten that "chilli" for a million €. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @Klako-ls6yt
    @Klako-ls6yt 6 місяців тому +4

    What Jack says: “I’m probably never entering the competition again”
    What Jack means: “I’m probably never going to be allowed to enter the competition again”

  • @cinderslow
    @cinderslow 6 місяців тому +7

    Jack's recipe book is like the Necronomicon. Never intended for the world to open or see

  • @thejunglekitchen
    @thejunglekitchen 7 місяців тому +18

    One of my neighbors makes a really wonderful black bean chili that starts with smoking the beans for 12 hours using specific types of wood. The sight of these plain canned beans slopped into the pot is just sad.

    • @mayastic9570
      @mayastic9570 7 місяців тому +5

      That sounds really good. The least Jack could have done was wash the beans to get rid of the can juices, those really ruin the taste and consistancy of any dish they go in.

    • @tanikokishimoto1604
      @tanikokishimoto1604 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@mayastic9570 True. The juices in canned beans throw off the chilli flavor.
      I made vegetarian bean chili for 15 of us on Cinco de Mayo - I had 4 vegetarians in attendance. I did use 3 types of canned beans, rinsed, fresh butternut squash, mixed herbs and spices that I put together, sauteed onions, and since it was not tomato season, I went with the canned whole tomatoes. I would not have, otherwise. I hand shredded the cheeses for the toppings. Cooked the entire dish on the cooktop all day, on low to marry the flavors.
      The meal also provided a make-your-own taco bar, which also was quite useful as I hadn't known another attendee was allergic to legumes.
      My full-on meat eater ("vegetables are what food eats") ASKED to take some leftover vegetarian chilli home with her!!
      And, yes, had I made that with meat, it would have not been year old leftover freezer burnt meat.

  • @mugiwaranospooky
    @mugiwaranospooky 7 місяців тому +21

    Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @milladmac
      @milladmac 4 місяці тому

      @mugiwaranospooky *loads fat man* well if that's what you want

  • @UCm0i6w5lBlRthCtZEoj99tg
    @UCm0i6w5lBlRthCtZEoj99tg 4 місяці тому +4

    imagine eating jacks chili, later on finding out he posts youtube videos, venturing over to his channel one day, and seeing that he fed you year old green meat.

  • @R1ddic
    @R1ddic 6 місяців тому +13

    "I don't cheat" .. uses 85% canned/pre-seasoned ingredients. Good grief.

  • @aidyn1989
    @aidyn1989 7 місяців тому +39

    Actually, for the brisket, it's not just oxidation. That is a 18 months old cooked brisket which was kept in a freezer with only aluminum foil to keep is "sealed". The white spots on the bottom of that meat? Mold. So yes, by far, the brisket was worse than the canned produce.

    • @giusepperana6354
      @giusepperana6354 7 місяців тому +2

      Mold in a freezer? Doubt it.

    • @Corvx
      @Corvx 7 місяців тому +3

      Oh yeah? Well mold can't grow in a freezer that keeps the temps below 0°C. If you have mold in YOUR freezer you better check that it's actually working LMAO.

    • @Zguy09
      @Zguy09 7 місяців тому +19

      @@Corvx This is JACK we’re talking about. I refuse to believe that freezer wasn’t moldy.

    • @aidyn1989
      @aidyn1989 7 місяців тому +10

      @@Corvx If it's a freezer like what you have with a fridge, there is actually a de-frosting cycle, which is made to prevent ice build-up inside. So yes, over the course of a year and a half, mold can develop in a perfectly fine freezer.

    • @Corvx
      @Corvx 7 місяців тому +2

      @@aidyn1989 Show me a model of freezer that de-frosts periodically. Refrigerators do that not freezers ffs... Stop making shit up

  • @emiliasmith5561
    @emiliasmith5561 7 місяців тому +19

    Aah yes, the 14 month old brisket

  • @limon16025
    @limon16025 7 місяців тому +11

    James: I'm hoping that this one isn't going to be that bad
    *Narrator voice*: It was that bad

  • @TheDrunkCook111
    @TheDrunkCook111 4 місяці тому +3

    Imagine a brisket being so “amazing” you leave it in the freezer for a year

  • @adrianmarc5430
    @adrianmarc5430 7 місяців тому +10

    That chilli's going to start a zombie outbreak

  • @EatCarbs
    @EatCarbs 7 місяців тому +13

    I didn't see chili powder or seasonings other than salt and pepper. That jarred garlic is crap too.. he could have used at least fresh garlic.
    Thanks for the video

  • @Hybris51129
    @Hybris51129 7 місяців тому +18

    This was the episode that made me realize that Jack is legitimately maybe not evil but not someone I would hold up in any positive light. Knowingly serving rancid meat in a chili to the public is immoral on so many levels.

    • @Ashtari
      @Ashtari 7 місяців тому +22

      Oh, he's evil. Dude openly and PROUDLY admitted to physically abusing his son on a podcast.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +6

      he just doesn't know

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 6 місяців тому +1

      I used to think like you when seeing this type of things. Surely people can't be THAT clueless, they must do it on purpose, right?... Right??
      Well, turns out there are way more dumbasses than we'd like to think. Not saying that Jack is a good person, just that it's absolutely possible that he's just plain stupid. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Ashtari
      @Ashtari 6 місяців тому +3

      @@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia There's something called the Dunning-Kruger effect and I think that's what in play here.
      Basically the less a person knows about a given subject, the more likely they are to overestimate their abilities in it.
      Basically Jack knows very little but his ego won't let him admit this, hence why he says he's an amazing chef.
      It really is fascinating and horrifying to see it in action.

    • @louieburnham8090
      @louieburnham8090 5 місяців тому

      Don’t ascribe to evil what can better be explained by stupidity. The man just isn’t the brightest crayon in the box.

  • @goldug
    @goldug 7 місяців тому +8

    I'm gonna be honest. At first I was on the fence about you (like a year ago), but you started to grow on me. I watched more and more of your videos and you've become one of the few channels that I watch regularly. The fact that you now "revealed" that you play video games cemented my appreciation of you as one of the best people on UA-cam. I can't really explain why, but to me it made you more "real" than every other chef here, more relatable so to say.
    Please never change who you are and never stop making videos, educating and entertaining us! ❤️

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +6

      Thank you so much! I will try, UA-cam is not getting any easier

  • @insomn1ous
    @insomn1ous 7 місяців тому +10

    There's something about this particular Jack video that just blows my mind more than the others. Like, if he wants to cook and eat his own bizarre creations is one thing, but he shows here he has no problem taking out a green, full year old brisket and being like "yeah this is the thing everyone will love".

  • @computersales
    @computersales 7 місяців тому +45

    Some might say the chili tasted like heaven. Sadly the dead can't talk to confirm.

  • @krislong9338
    @krislong9338 7 місяців тому +13

    Fallout is possibly the best ever video game adaptation. Whole cast is good and Goggins had better win some awards.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 7 місяців тому +14

    I've long hoped that Jack just means that this brisket is like the one he made the year before, but how much of that can explain the anomalies?

  • @tomlindsay4629
    @tomlindsay4629 7 місяців тому +98

    Aside from Jack's green beef, check out the horrifying condition of the crock pot next to his at the event.🤢

    • @eViLPaCcc
      @eViLPaCcc 7 місяців тому +31

      I can almost guarantee that this one is in the top-3. You don't work your equipment down like this unless you're either good at your craft or are absolutely incompetent, and with Jack around, the latter spot's already taken

    • @AvEnGeD7X238
      @AvEnGeD7X238 7 місяців тому +5

      @@eViLPaCccI’ve seen Kay have equipment looking like that. Just cause it looks used DONT make it “good”. It could mean they are careless and don’t take care of there equipment

    • @nicolainielsen7700
      @nicolainielsen7700 7 місяців тому +2

      Wait, that beef is green? God I hate being colorblind sometimes

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@eViLPaCccFrenchy in Chef Brians react video had his money on that 2nd pot

    • @heatherray6278
      @heatherray6278 7 місяців тому

      ​@nicolainielsen7700 it was actually green.

  • @BaseDeltaZero1972
    @BaseDeltaZero1972 7 місяців тому +9

    This and the "still kickin' chicken" are Jacks magnum opus.

  • @ericlucas7603
    @ericlucas7603 7 місяців тому +7

    No one will be able to comment on what Jack's chili tasted like. None of them survived, except for Jack, who has trained his stomach for many years to be able to digest his cooking.

  • @RMTStudios
    @RMTStudios 6 місяців тому +4

    “So Miss Jones, how’s my chili?”
    “Heaven”
    “Heavenly??? Really???”
    “No… I see heaven. I’m coming home Ma!”

  • @Skullman11111
    @Skullman11111 7 місяців тому +13

    The most concerning thing is that the brisket bark was sparkling

    • @jasonwarino4539
      @jasonwarino4539 11 годин тому

      probably was bit by those twilight vampires

  • @Yoroiful
    @Yoroiful 6 місяців тому +2

    Thank you. Reaction to Jack's cooking is a perfect video to watch while fasting. Really "motivated" me. I'm not hungry anymore.

  • @WyldJezter
    @WyldJezter 7 місяців тому +13

    6:02 "I love the meat"
    Chef James, why you grinning? Lol 😆

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES 7 місяців тому +2

      can't believe I missed that, I'm usually on top of unintentional innuendo because I am very mature.

    • @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
      @Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 7 місяців тому

      😮😅😂

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому

      I didn't mean it any other way, I prefer to have a steak or chicken then lettuce :)

  • @laurahooper7609
    @laurahooper7609 7 місяців тому +9

    I prefer food contests that are judged by the public. I entered my pumpkin chili in a church chili contest and snd didn't win, but i know people liked it and that's all that matters.

  • @HeartlessNinny1
    @HeartlessNinny1 7 місяців тому +10

    "against my better judgement" 🤣🤣

  • @djizomdjinn
    @djizomdjinn 7 місяців тому +2

    "If you have made this receipe..." I don't know where you think I'd source year-old smoked brisket from.🤣

  • @blisswang957
    @blisswang957 7 місяців тому +5

    felt like he was cooking for a US prison the way he used 18 month old briskets.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 місяці тому +1

      That would be cruel and unusual punishment.

  • @YoungPhysicistsClub1729
    @YoungPhysicistsClub1729 6 місяців тому +1

    When he said "remember that brisket I made last year?" I thought he made it again but in classic jack fashion, it was actually the brisket he made a year ago

  • @captainboots
    @captainboots 7 місяців тому +21

    "everything was canned" .. that was going to be basically my comment, but you beat me to it. :)

  • @sidneyvandykeii3169
    @sidneyvandykeii3169 7 місяців тому +4

    Jack might have the strongest immune system of any human being living in a 1st world country on the planet.

  • @iamnotfromearth
    @iamnotfromearth 7 місяців тому +6

    if someone tries to make jack's chili recipe do they have to freeze the brisket for a year first? I would imagine that the people who won the chili cookoff probably used mostly fresh ingredients (like real onions, tomatoes, peppers, garlic) opposed to cooking 1 singular ingredient (and using a previously frozen one).
    and for the fallout show stuff, absolutely loved it. Probably one of the best adaptations of a video game to a show ever, not that that is a high margin sadly. For any fans that either fallout3 or new vegas is their favorites, gotta suggest the tale of two wastelands mod, it takes all of fallout3 and loads into new vegas's (slightly improved) system and you can play both with one character.

  • @reeky9182
    @reeky9182 5 місяців тому +1

    Long time watcher. This is my favorite video of yours. Made me laugh outloud more than once and learn some useful things

  • @matty_mcmattface
    @matty_mcmattface 7 місяців тому +8

    🤣 Chef James' face when he's looking at the ingredients - like he's paid to eat at a Michelin restaurant and got served McDonalds 🤣

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 7 місяців тому +29

    Jack really tried to recreate Jonestown with that brisket 💀

    • @Abcdefg-tf7cu
      @Abcdefg-tf7cu 5 місяців тому

      Watching Jack give that speech where Jim Jones completely lost his mind would be pretty entertaining

  • @8OutOf10Hacks
    @8OutOf10Hacks 5 місяців тому +2

    Jack admitted to choking his teenage son until his nose bled...Now he gives church ladies food poisoning. LOCK HIM UP!

  • @celianeher7637
    @celianeher7637 7 місяців тому +2

    As someone who has a very sensitive stomach in an hour I would be in the hospital. I had people who did similar shite and spend ten days in the hospital , I really do hope no one suffered too much.

  • @MasatoKay
    @MasatoKay 7 місяців тому +11

    I feel like there are some things even love can't fix.

  • @DarkProphet.
    @DarkProphet. 12 днів тому +1

    My god, this Guy might be Patient Zero for a cure to everything if he eats what he cooks and is still alive.
    I would have passed away from Food poisoning just from sharing the same air of those dishes.

  • @picklechinahboy8971
    @picklechinahboy8971 7 місяців тому +9

    I actually was at the competition! Typing this comment from my grave rn ⚰️

  • @bomcabedal
    @bomcabedal 7 місяців тому +2

    "Try not to poison everyone and have fun". That one's going to be above the door to my kitchen soon.

  • @karnzter
    @karnzter 7 місяців тому +24

    Oh fudge yes! Been waiting for your insights into this infamy. The fact that Jack used more-than-a-year-old meat that's been showing signs of quality and safety deterioration, a mix of ingredients that may and may not go well for chili and still cooked and served it in a public setting while being oh-so overconfident that he'll win then be a moany Matty when he lost is beyond me.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +10

      yeah normally you don't want to use meat that's been in the freezer that long especially if wrapped like he did

    • @GTSE2005
      @GTSE2005 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@ChefJamesMakinsonDid Jack think that wrapping his meat in 2 metres of aluminum foil would preserve it in the same way as vacuum sealing it?

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 7 місяців тому +3

      @@GTSE2005 Frenchy from Chef Brian’s 2nd reaction said he’s seen some vacuum packed meat still turn ugly meaning Jack needed real great safety tips to even come close to preserving that brisket

  • @captaincough2326
    @captaincough2326 Місяць тому +1

    Starts by saying how delicious this brisket was and how everyone loved it. Then reveals that he threw it in the freezer and forgot about it a year ago.

  • @fan.80s_90s
    @fan.80s_90s 7 місяців тому +8

    The first time I watched Cooking with Jack Show was from a channel called August the Duck where Jack was making wet and dry brine chicken and the way Jack made it was so bad, I don't want to give spoiler, you must see the video from Jack's channel on wet and dry brine chicken.

    • @ChefJamesMakinson
      @ChefJamesMakinson  7 місяців тому +8

      I should see it!

    • @GTSE2005
      @GTSE2005 7 місяців тому +3

      "What is this?" *Pulls out a random body part*

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 7 місяців тому +1

      Hey, that’s my introduction too to both and thanks to a 2 year old random recommendation!

  • @janvandenhurk3251
    @janvandenhurk3251 7 місяців тому +2

    @chefjamesmakinson .... here in the netherlands we cook 'zeeuwse mosselen' with onions (to see if they are okay, onions turn dark during boiling when not good to eat), then .... when okay I add chopped winter carrots and leek .... after the mussels are all opened up (discard the still cosed ones because they were dead to start with) .... I steam them in old brown beer (mostly Heineken oud bruin, because Heineken is too sweet too drink).
    Serving them in the pot with the veggies and mostly with french fries/hash browns/potato crocettes.
    My chilli is minced beef (80-20), diced onions, kidney beans, mcCormick) chilli powder, homemade tomato sauce, (when not serving with rice, I add some potatoes) .... most of the time less ingredients is best

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 7 місяців тому +5

    Thanks For this! Always look forward to your videos ❤❤❤❤

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 6 місяців тому +2

    Jack accusing his church congregation of "being biased" because he "doesn't cheat" is peak delusion on his part.

  • @peterschutzek325
    @peterschutzek325 7 місяців тому +5

    4:15 This a reason for an ambulance and a lawyer.

  • @TheDrunkCook111
    @TheDrunkCook111 4 місяці тому

    Jack claims that no one uses ground meat in chilli anymore, but uses sausages in his chili, wich is basically ground meat in casing 😂😂

  • @wcharles7754
    @wcharles7754 7 місяців тому +5

    The yeah baby killed me

  • @charanko2971
    @charanko2971 7 місяців тому +1

    Jack thought that a lazy mans chillie was going to win the competition? His entire recipe was reheating ingredients most of the ingredients.

  • @aditya14muni87
    @aditya14muni87 7 місяців тому +6

    you cannot meet anyone from the event because they r dead after tasting jacks chili

  • @christoph_night
    @christoph_night 7 місяців тому +1

    Your face when he said: I love meat .. you should've said sorry children 😅😂

  • @SimRacingVeteran
    @SimRacingVeteran 7 місяців тому +4

    0:31 it’s absolutely going to be that bad.

  • @Weege8888
    @Weege8888 6 місяців тому +2

    That brisket looked dangerous.Speaking of dangerous. There's a settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.

  • @MasatoKay
    @MasatoKay 7 місяців тому +5

    Good to see you James!

  • @callmedyck
    @callmedyck 6 місяців тому +1

    That Jack's Chili is more radioactive than eating 200 year old Blamco Mc&Cheese with a side of roasted mole rat ribs!

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 6 місяців тому +3

    A few things:
    So Jack says not to use ground beef, but he’s basically using ground pork since he’s using sweet Italian sausage, which he’s clearly just crumbled after cooking. Also the seasonings in Italian sausage do not work in chili.
    Apparently there were a couple news reports from the chili bowl that people were throwing Jack’s chili in the bin. That’s what I saw from some comments but I’ve never been able to find the reports myself
    Jack claimed he chopped the chipotle peppers in adobo sauce but you could clearly see when he took them out that they were already chopped
    Jack complained about them letting everyone else vote, but that’s how all chili cook offs work (at least all the ones I’ve seen)
    You can tell how bitter Jack is about losing, he’s always thought of himself as the greatest cook ever, despite 0 knowledge, so whenever someone proves he’s not as good as he thinks, he acts like a child in a huff.

  • @ThisFiasco
    @ThisFiasco 6 місяців тому +1

    Well yeah, Jack. You won't be entering the competition again, having fatally poisoned the judging panel.

  • @Sassfire
    @Sassfire 6 місяців тому +4

    I am by no means a chef, but I have never seen anyone put corn in chili. Or black beans. You couldn’t pay me to try anything that Jack makes. No one is out there copying his recipes

    • @spartan300zx
      @spartan300zx 5 місяців тому

      Nah he just copies others recipes and fails

  • @fjamato
    @fjamato 7 місяців тому +1

    Jack turned his entire church into feral ghouls with his "chili".

  • @furious79
    @furious79 7 місяців тому +5

    I'm convinced he's trolling at this point. Either that or someone should report him to the authorities. You serve people meat that you cooked a YEAR ago that is literally turning green?

  • @jazzcardashcam
    @jazzcardashcam 5 місяців тому +2

    I was there with my family and I was previously aware of Jacks cooking so when I saw him around (and he mostly just hung around pot #1) we just avoided it

    • @j9keystone806
      @j9keystone806 4 місяці тому

      I'm so glad you played it safe. Him hovering around the pot was a clue and I'm not surprised since he's a beast on winning.

  • @SirRengeti
    @SirRengeti 7 місяців тому +4

    Expects to win a cook-off and the only thing he cooks is the sausage.
    Is salty, that he did not win.

    • @Ash_Wen-li
      @Ash_Wen-li 7 місяців тому

      You don't remember him cooking the brisket? Well to be fair it was a long time ago