OneyPlays Compilation: Rhyming with OneyPlays!
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- Опубліковано 6 лис 2018
- One of the things I love about their kind of humor is the pointless rhymes they're constantly making up so enjoy some snippets of their rhymes from many of their videos! I feel like I probably missed a bunch of their really famous ones but if I get a bunch of requests for rhymes from specific videos I'll make another one!
End remix by IndigoMan: • Welcome to Oneyplays- ...
#oneyplays #compilation #rhymes - Ігри
It's amazing how Ding Dong can be both the voice of reason when Chris is being silly, and can also be the one to say, "Put your urethra in a scanner."
Im still confused how Ding Dong sounds both like hes 60 and like hes 20 at the same time because of the texture of his voice
Texture is not a word you can associate with a voice, silly boy.
“Texture of his voice.” That’s a new one my dude lol
@@12heavyweaponsguy no you can't, texture apply to something you can at best touch or at least see.
@@fickmydick7314 When you describe someones voice, words like 'hoarse' or 'rough', thats its texture.
@@12heavyweaponsguy i'm not a native english speaker so it doesn't work in my tongue, but apparently anglos do use texture to describe sounds as i found out after further research. I concede the point.
*Julian* : Sing us a song about Catwoman.
*Chris* : She swings and she swings and she goes on things.
"Put your urethra into a scanner" is very underrated
I know, it gets me everytime. And Chris says "Why would he do that?" "Because I told him to."
14:46
to me it’s the wheezy laughter Chris does in reaction to that
Walkin down the street, got grass between my toes.
I walk into a park and my hair grows. I pick up a ball, throw it at a kid,
fell on his bum, that’s what I did!
Dylan Sullivan I read this in my head to the what’s up scooby doo tue
Ball @ kid
Sounds kinda like a Les Claypool song the way he sang it
Press square to beware.
You're in for a scare
Press X to have sex
@@EBjeebies1081
Only if it's with Gex
Diddle him with a PokeDex
@@EBjeebies1081 Press triangle to riangle
I love how half of Ding Dong’s setups rhyme with “Epic Fails”
Heads or tails, take a penny leave a penny yo, epic fails
14:46 It’s the deadness in his voice that fucking kills me
Oneyplays:
40% rhymes
40% making shit up
20% funny noises and silly voices
"My husband where. Come home for scare."
Give him hell! Make him yell!
family night brings a lot of fright
Where mi love; come from above?
Okaay *_daaaaayyyaaaaaaad_*
“Look to the sky... ...downward it fly” 12:28 im fuckin dead 💀
15:01 “That’s how you know how old you are!”
I lost my shit laughing over how genuine he sounded
come hither, watch me wither
"I'm a big benny give her big penny"
The rhyming is my favorite form of comedy specifically with Chris, Ding Dong and Julian. Just coming up with shit on the spot is the best it’s probably the stuff that made me laugh the most when watching them.
It’s a shame they didn’t really do it when they met up again this year.
I had a bad acid trip recently, and for reasons impossible to explain; rhyming triggers minor ptsd for me. So this video has enabled me to torture myself and get on my way to recovering from it. So thanks vro
Omg that's wild. Glad you can try to recover using the oney boys
@@eternallyIrregular thanks, the boys can heal all
@@terryflopycow2231 damn straight
Shit son, were you boys rhyming and it hit you with some anxiety the day upon or later down the trip?
Don't worry man you'll be alright.
People who have “bad” trips are generally associated with stupidity
Oneyplays is the perfect example of random does equal funny
3:53 the vocals match the beat so well, it's honestly genius.
5:28 the genius continues.
9:43 third time's the charm!
Thank you for this.
5:30 is actually a jam, i need a full version
I suppose Wild Woody was too obvious of a choice
Christmas welcome home, daddy brought home a toblerone
Christmas time, welcome home
Daddy brought home, something... *warm*
Would you pick up poker chips or pick up sticks
LemonLord but i can use the sticks to take your chips
@LemonLord maybe even throw them into bricks!
I'd bundle my sticks, and be cancelled on twitter for it
"Unfold it like the toiliet."
Kevin gots a MOG
Ooo you uploaded this on DingDong's birthday
Also 19:39 *extreme wheeze*
*KHEEEEEE-*
It was a night in Halloween
I was in the tub getting squeaky clean
Then I see a man in the mirror
He cane over I saw him much clearer
He had a very bad prolapse
And then my lungs collapsed
I took the bath(monster bath)
I was sucking on lolly...
Then I fell off a trolly.
He got whiplash
It was a very bad crash
Da monster mash.
Just what we needed
Jah-tism
Spotlight uh moonlight uh
I love the idea of Big Benny being the world's most frugal rapper.
Now you can be a chucker.
Uhh, ding dong...
My children are going to love this
16:18
I've unlocked Amy's Rose.
Now if only I could unlock her toes.
Thank you for making this! I've been looking for a cut like this for a while
Ay you wanna play with your mario games, I had a big raims is a big taims. Cause mario might be super, but I'm super duper... with a big tuper. Cause, no ones going to hit it like me cause, Mario has a big C. But, I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess. Mario might be a superman, but I'm going to have a big tan. He might have went to the past and to the future, but I'm gunna make a new game how to nuture.
Still a gem.
I didn't know how much I needed this, thank you!
8:48 is definitely the best one
fifteen sixteen
the chapel of Sistine
I was looking for this a year ago. Now I got it. Haha thank you fine lady weee
These compilations are getting more and more specific
14:45 it hurts to laugh this hard holy fuck
"Is this Asian? Ew."
Chocolate rain affects the mem-bah-rane
Tae Zonday... thumbs your eyes and gets into your brain
big penny - big spendy release date?
16:00 now they have femur leemurs.
4:00
Its a simple, but effective, sense of humour
I thought I'd watch a few clips and move on. It's 20 minutes later. There could be dozens of these compilations. :)
Well I've got 6 of them! 😁
Top 5 rappers Eminem is too scared to diss.
Motifa joins Antifa and they all play in FIFA.
Who’s the chump
BUBBA GUMP
why is this so funny
10:36 Julian practically died
17:52
What's this from?
I believe it's from their playthrough of Sonic Adventure!
Can confirm, it's sonic adventure
@Grizz Bowsicoot shit man thought that was kingdom hearts
Julian or Ding Dong: Why isn’t there a Lemur?
Me: Akshually…
im a boy and i like toys
im a girl and i like swirls
the funniest of boys,,
Hey hey hey
Onix, is gay.
You’re Oney Now
Just started this and I swear to god if "rapists beware." "You're in for a scare." Isn't in this comp I'll lose my shit.
Id go for a candy bore
70th
I didn't want to comment but people needed to know the comments were at 69
I know I ruined it but some times it be like that
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
4:22
Snairy hairy
I found the funny house
But where is the funny mouse?
He's over there
He is under her blouse.
all i hear throughout my life
is borat voice say "this my wife"
these average joes aint got no flow. all they do is make me wanna jump out the w i n d o w
Ngl I was pretty happy when I heard Chris sing Hardware Store ((by weird al)))))
*Hi I'm Ronald mcfloooanald*
Chocolate brain
Me when man from stanistan
B a b i e s B r a i n s
Chocolate rain infects the... membrane
O
Sammy Hagar kisses Chuckie Yeager.
Day 15 of commenting on every video I watch
This shit has ruined my sense of humour
The line is:
Do you remember where we first met?
Okay, I don't remember where we first met.
But hey, admitting is the first step.
He's obviously calling out his own flaws so he can work towards self-improvement. Pretty simple line.
Oneyplays:
Lol, he's so stupid.
Oney didn't remember, and it's still a shit verse anyway
Okay but did I ask
It's still a fucking stupid line
4:24