Improv! (OneyPlays Improv Compliation)

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  • Опубліковано 29 лип 2017
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 399

  • @MassiveTestes
    @MassiveTestes 7 років тому +1826

    Every role Julian plays begins with him exclaiming that he is that role. "I am his wife!" "I am a dog!"

    • @Jurbles
      @Jurbles 6 років тому +176

      Or him going to the store

    • @julsmul7164
      @julsmul7164 6 років тому +227

      Because Julian's a robot. He has to verbally confirm any inputs to his improv center.

    • @BlamoStramo
      @BlamoStramo 6 років тому +6

      Murphy Slaw because Julian is the worst

    • @pormpfspimperton6804
      @pormpfspimperton6804 6 років тому +17

      I'm gonna

    • @ghost-jw8yo
      @ghost-jw8yo 6 років тому +35

      supershadow957 you mean best

  • @climid
    @climid 6 років тому +1315

    "Chris you should write a kids book"
    "Okay here goes!"

    • @kitnamedgran
      @kitnamedgran 6 років тому +32

      climid he's been waiting his whole life for this moment

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 5 років тому +5

      It was a funni knife.

    • @tristanwilliams4180
      @tristanwilliams4180 4 роки тому +3

      and he make funni scream

    • @aztros8128
      @aztros8128 4 роки тому +1

      you have now achieved 1k likes my good friend

  • @crestcomplete
    @crestcomplete 7 років тому +680

    My video started buffering right as ding dong said "wait"

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 6 років тому +41

      *W*
      *O*
      *A*
      *H*

    • @numaandhavoctv
      @numaandhavoctv 4 роки тому +9

      he stopped time because he wanted you to wait
      also 300th like so i'm the coolest ecks dee

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 4 роки тому +4

      Is that your CreepyPasta?

    • @toast7303
      @toast7303 4 роки тому +10

      @@s3dchr
      Ding Dong says the fuck word

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 роки тому +1

      Toki yo tomare

  • @loogi4062
    @loogi4062 5 років тому +211

    "one"
    "morning"
    "boat"
    "JOOOLIAN"

  • @arthurtheslime9359
    @arthurtheslime9359 6 років тому +290

    'Julian julian, can you tell that one commenter I'm not homophobic?'
    'Uh Chris...ah uhm...'
    Holy shit 😂😂

    • @themiddleman900
      @themiddleman900 6 років тому +7

      kooky spook wait is Julian actually gay?

    • @Torasyl
      @Torasyl 6 років тому +6

      themiddleman900 yeah, i think ding dong is too

    • @opticfloyyyd
      @opticfloyyyd 4 роки тому +2

      cfdanner yes. Idk about ding dong tho they could be dating but who knows.

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +7

      @@Torasyl hes bisexual actually

    • @sants2674
      @sants2674 3 роки тому +3

      @Crumbsly Idk if theyre dating anymore, he mentioned they started dating back in 2015

  • @kirbykinnie3691
    @kirbykinnie3691 6 років тому +266

    I almost spit out my water when Julian said "bear" and Ding Dong finished with "necessities"

  • @supersungal2
    @supersungal2 6 років тому +1134

    Help me I've been watching Oneyplays for a few months now and the improv tactics of these boys have slowly been infecting me to the point that my sense of humor when I'm with my girlfriend is me talking in rhymes in a funny accent

    • @supersungal2
      @supersungal2 6 років тому +136

      The Murderers Folly believe me she is

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 6 років тому +35

      I know I am

    • @grigori7834
      @grigori7834 6 років тому +157

      I leaned over to my girlfriend one evening and said "funny scream". She's pregnant now

    • @no_traction
      @no_traction 6 років тому +37

      This started happening to me and my girlfriend and friends don't find me funny anymore

    • @kirbykinnie3691
      @kirbykinnie3691 6 років тому +4

      livierose I've never related to anything more

  • @cheetoschrist5685
    @cheetoschrist5685 7 років тому +527

    >includes the clip of Julian killing 50 pikmin
    noice

  • @FakeSugarVillain
    @FakeSugarVillain 6 років тому +230

    Chris; One
    DinDong; Morning
    Juian; Boat
    Chris; ¡JULIAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

  • @pinkdogroslyn8832
    @pinkdogroslyn8832 4 роки тому +60

    8:22 you can faintly hear the child tell you his suicide plan in the background.

  • @megasaur6511
    @megasaur6511 6 років тому +491

    "Trump is no clipping" had me laughing for at least 10 minutes straight.

    • @colefriel3171
      @colefriel3171 6 років тому +81

      Megan Twiss I like to imagine he is sitting at his desk, gets a call, says “stupendous, I’ll be there in five minutes” then stands up and no clips through his desk

    • @tyde4610
      @tyde4610 5 років тому +1

      timestamp?

    • @juanthebravo
      @juanthebravo 5 років тому +5

      @@tyde4610 15:21

    • @beepboop8751
      @beepboop8751 4 роки тому +5

      That's how he won the election.

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 4 роки тому +4

      T-pose no-clipping his way through Manhattan

  • @DeepFreeze172
    @DeepFreeze172 6 років тому +166

    I'm only just realizing that some of my favorite Oneyplays videos are the ones with Matt

  • @Richardwells3
    @Richardwells3 6 років тому +512

    I always wanted to make a rap album with the best sounding titles and artist name, and all you hear are didgeridoos.

    • @cheetoschrist5685
      @cheetoschrist5685 6 років тому +37

      E.Z. Beats - Bitches ain't nothin'
      and it's just oney and joolian going EVERYBODY DREEEAAAM for 7 mins

    • @ericmaycry5932
      @ericmaycry5932 6 років тому +16

      I think you mean "death grips"

    • @jackmcgrath9375
      @jackmcgrath9375 5 років тому +2

      I made a rap album basically just out of song ideas from oneyplays videos. It’s great trust me

    • @thelickinglamp
      @thelickinglamp 5 років тому +1

      Kickstarter?

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 5 років тому

      @@jackmcgrath9375 what did you call it

  • @AnonsFunFactory
    @AnonsFunFactory 6 років тому +223

    My name if Foopin, and this is Doopin.
    Today, we go Poopin.

  • @El-Burrito
    @El-Burrito 2 роки тому +8

    This is like archive footage, I can once more hear Chris say "faggot" without it getting bleeped out. What a time to be alive! BONES

  • @freehouse5006
    @freehouse5006 5 років тому +41

    Chris vs Ding Dong is just as iconic as Sonic vs Mario. If not more.

  • @CS9_
    @CS9_ 6 років тому +436

    Only people from British are going to get this video.

    • @epochthekid
      @epochthekid 6 років тому +13

      I'm from Gaysville

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 6 років тому +5

      calebstanford9 what if your from Britain? Do you not see this video since your not from British xD

    • @toxicdemon5426
      @toxicdemon5426 6 років тому +1

      Im from canadian

    • @Themuffinrocket
      @Themuffinrocket 6 років тому +4

      Oooooohh Brian... *Goouu awaaauuyy*

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 6 років тому

      So me

  • @RoachDoggJR.-
    @RoachDoggJR.- 5 років тому +38

    "Oh coooome ye to Bethlehem to saaaay *hello* "

  • @legomario524
    @legomario524 7 років тому +446

    *EY JOOOLIAN*

    • @joshlevy4533
      @joshlevy4533 7 років тому +45

      Crash Bandiwoah YOU PHUKKIN' BASTAAAARD

    • @SpAzMaTiCJ
      @SpAzMaTiCJ 5 років тому +5

      *WHEEZES*

  • @grevy8344
    @grevy8344 6 років тому +370

    E V E R Y B O D Y D R E A M!

    • @maliciouslyContent
      @maliciouslyContent 5 років тому +5

      Don't tell me how to live my life you fucking nubbit

    • @Whispurer
      @Whispurer 5 років тому +3

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

    • @ryuoh6928
      @ryuoh6928 5 років тому +1

      Me funni scream

  • @keiclera6596
    @keiclera6596 6 років тому +295

    Chris is the backbone of Oney Plays, eventhough there aren't many memes about him

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 6 років тому +29

      Kei Clera get a profile picture and I'll give you coherent conversation

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 6 років тому +7

      I'm not a furry I just like the face she's making in it I chose to use furry pictures for my profile pictures to offend people like you

    • @LovesickDemon
      @LovesickDemon 6 років тому +113

      Oh shit, someone makes a nice comment and two other assholes will nothing important going on in their lives get triggered over a fucking icon.

    • @hugmuun
      @hugmuun 6 років тому +5

      Loogiebean true

    • @sashimimisha
      @sashimimisha 6 років тому +45

      Kei Clera Oney is the main part of OneyPlays who would have thought

  • @atallcinnamonroll7225
    @atallcinnamonroll7225 7 років тому +120

    make oneyplays hypothetical compilation

  • @ap-ix6yd
    @ap-ix6yd 6 років тому +36

    12:10 "Explode a animal capture thing or perhaps the Twin Towers instead hmm?" Chris O Nee 20XX

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 6 років тому +43

    4:16 I forgot they had a Minecraft improv bit and I decided I'd listen to this video while building something in the game.
    That's it. That's the end of my interesting story.

  • @Squiggums799
    @Squiggums799 5 років тому +12

    "NUOOOO THIS SNAKE IS SNEAKIN" is legitimately my favourite Oneyplays moment ever.

  • @HPmcDoogle
    @HPmcDoogle 5 років тому +23

    7:44 My favorite Chris sound ever.

  • @batsycatsy9150
    @batsycatsy9150 6 років тому +24

    "Oh come ye to Bethlehem to saay.. hello"

  • @mrPuddiCake
    @mrPuddiCake 6 років тому +261

    I feel there's more improv in the kingdom hearts and pokemon playthrough but I really love your compilation, man !

  • @sabrexi7228
    @sabrexi7228 4 роки тому +8

    Oney’s improv things always go something like this:
    First line - Greeting the other person and/or introducing himself
    Second line - Fuck/*slur*

  • @spects2263
    @spects2263 6 років тому +15

    you left them in my stomack

  • @fungusly
    @fungusly 7 років тому +64

    You're a good person. Thanks.

  • @dapperfan44
    @dapperfan44 6 років тому +16

    6:05 that mention of that Disney commercial "Mikes Super Short Show" took it all the way back.

  • @MannyNamiro
    @MannyNamiro Рік тому +3

    I don't know why but Chris's "Okay, here goes" at 3:56 cracks me up so much.

  • @ChitterChatterD
    @ChitterChatterD 6 років тому +11

    8:45 I never spat water out of my mouth faster in my life

  • @SirFooplesTheThird
    @SirFooplesTheThird 4 роки тому +8

    4:57 "It's me funny epic doge" is the pinnacle of my humor

  • @tasoonk111
    @tasoonk111 6 років тому +39

    14:54 them sick beats🎵🎶💯🙏😍

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Рік тому +3

    1:02 holy shit i almost fucking choked on my spit when chris started scatting "skibide-"

  • @lewdboyz2722
    @lewdboyz2722 6 років тому +51

    I listen to this while I sleep

  • @SpAzMaTiCJ
    @SpAzMaTiCJ 5 років тому +16

    Joyous Mood = Forskin Removed.

  • @loading2463
    @loading2463 6 років тому +51

    0/10 no kickstarter joke

  • @wendigovanderblitz4823
    @wendigovanderblitz4823 5 років тому +6

    *_"NOOO! THE SNAKE IS SNAKIN'!"_*

  • @demitv7958
    @demitv7958 6 років тому +5

    I am in tears right now
    This whole video was an experience

  • @HotAlienTea
    @HotAlienTea 4 роки тому +7

    What are we gonna call this episode, Julian?
    This episode is called "fetch my p-pepper."

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 6 років тому +24

    Joolian's cadence when improving is teh very funny

  • @kylie12305
    @kylie12305 6 років тому +32

    I like how dingdong and julian are ok with joking about them bein gay

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 5 років тому +29

      @@roachdoggjr6893 He's openly talked about it on his streams. I don't know if he and Julian are dating but they are both gay. He's just lowkey about it.

    • @animemaniac2
      @animemaniac2 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, me too. I'm a fan of anyone who can take a joke without getting butt hurt.

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn 5 років тому

      @@grimble4564 oh hey that's cool!

  • @drlove1014
    @drlove1014 7 років тому +113

    Ha hoo

  • @DovahPigReborn
    @DovahPigReborn 6 років тому +7

    "i'm the best, man. Ahdiiiidit"

  • @GruviaWhiteMage
    @GruviaWhiteMage 4 роки тому

    I will never appreciate anything more than how the oracle of ages text box sound goes along with Chris’s story. Utter perfection.

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 5 років тому +7

    *NOOOO THE SNAKE'S SNEAKIN'*

  • @garydose1918
    @garydose1918 6 років тому +15

    honestly tho what was Ding Dong expecting when he said Julian got arrested?

  • @entity1566
    @entity1566 5 років тому +6

    5:47 my new ringtone

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 4 роки тому +3

    19:15 - He's going over that cliff! *AAAA--*

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 6 років тому +5

    "O come, ye, to Bethlehem to say, 'Hello'."

  • @robertsmithfan877
    @robertsmithfan877 5 років тому +2

    i was cryin a lot and a few mins of watching this has me laughing lmao

  • @tevinssj7609
    @tevinssj7609 7 років тому +30

    Robbie rotten compilation

  • @HematomaFalafalPatrol
    @HematomaFalafalPatrol 6 років тому +10

    I've seen Ding Dong in the flesh and he looks like Doug Walker I shit you not

  • @borntopwnyou
    @borntopwnyou 6 років тому +26

    Exploded animal captured thing, or perhap the Twin Towers instead, HMMMMMM?

  • @juanthebravo
    @juanthebravo 5 років тому +1

    The Trump No Clipping, Julian Going to the Hospital, Farmer's Jamaican Wife, Infinite Rap Song and Mario vs Capcom scenarios had me in tears xD

  • @nathanwashington9784
    @nathanwashington9784 5 років тому +1

    Why is the improv with Matt so consistently great smh, wish I could still see them together again

  • @Qweba
    @Qweba 6 років тому +13

    more like outprov

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 5 років тому +3

    "Cotton Eye JoJo"

  • @Natalie_Toshino
    @Natalie_Toshino 2 роки тому

    The great thing about Oneyplays(and all other well-scripted media) is that you can watch them over and over and keep seeing things that you've missed. I've probably watched Jumping Flash 30 times or so, and I've only now caught Ding Dong going "Or, y'know, live", behind what the other guys were saying.

  • @poopoodoodoo4805
    @poopoodoodoo4805 4 роки тому +1

    you've got the chaos emeralds I've got a hemorrhoid

  • @TheVegetablePrincess
    @TheVegetablePrincess 7 років тому +10

    you should of put the creepy pasta they made in pokemon in. great vid tho

  • @thomasafrica9724
    @thomasafrica9724 4 роки тому

    The fact that there are over 20 minutes of Oney and the gangs' improv songs says a lot about their musicality.

  • @TheMangerChild
    @TheMangerChild 5 років тому

    The first minute and a half is the funniest minute and a half that I've ever heard.

    • @TheMangerChild
      @TheMangerChild 5 років тому

      This is just the funniest video ever.

  • @meatballsyes3854
    @meatballsyes3854 7 років тому +129

    Do you think Julian is a bottom or a top?

    • @gage1827
      @gage1827 7 років тому +180

      Meatballs Yes 2 I think he lets the dog choose

    • @oofbigsmoke.3136
      @oofbigsmoke.3136 7 років тому +34

      Meatballs Yes 2 bottom , I think he hinted at it multiple times

    • @Kiruklee
      @Kiruklee 6 років тому +24

      He is very much a top, actually.

    • @meatballsyes3854
      @meatballsyes3854 6 років тому +27

      my boyfriend just got on my phone and saw this and got angry at me

    • @meatballsyes3854
      @meatballsyes3854 6 років тому +7

  • @Growmetheus
    @Growmetheus 6 років тому +1

    I will capture the chaos hemorrhoids

  • @guts2657
    @guts2657 6 років тому +34

    WOAHney plays haha

  • @lynnwinters5387
    @lynnwinters5387 4 роки тому

    I’m gonna miss these two
    I’ll be first in line to buy any games they come out with

  • @maybeaoife1500
    @maybeaoife1500 5 років тому

    this was uploaded on my birthday!

  • @BiggyJoyBoy
    @BiggyJoyBoy 4 роки тому +13

    Its funny how my straight friends get offended by them making fun of Julian for being gay but me, a gay person, finds it hilarious

    • @dogelover148
      @dogelover148 Рік тому +4

      Everyone has different boundaries when it comes to stuff like that

  • @connor48880
    @connor48880 5 років тому +1

    “What does that even mean? What does that mean!?”
    ‘Ghoulish laugh’ “I don’t know!”

  • @wretchedheaded7
    @wretchedheaded7 6 років тому +10

    Where's the one where Julian starts singing about his aunts house or something

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 3 роки тому +1

    I’m probably gonna make the “blue balls” rap song.

  • @ishybeats
    @ishybeats 5 років тому +6

    what is this?.... minecraft? god ding dong cracks me up every time. He always surprises me with these amazing improvised replies.

  • @radicalsmith6934
    @radicalsmith6934 6 років тому +3

    we need a joooolian compilation

  • @AMIGACD
    @AMIGACD 4 роки тому

    about that first one, there is an actual song that's just "ay" and it sounds really good

  • @Jouch_Couch
    @Jouch_Couch 6 років тому +1

    Can you make more oney compilations? I love yours

  • @TijmenRaasveld
    @TijmenRaasveld 6 років тому

    The very first improv bit about the song is very similar to an actual sketch from the lonely island

  • @retrocrusher316
    @retrocrusher316 4 роки тому +1

    Noowwwwoooo The SNAKE IS SNEAKN'

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 4 роки тому

    Into.
    A.
    Cleeeearing.

  • @DuccAmucc413
    @DuccAmucc413 6 років тому

    Hey look, it’s Biko!

  • @LaurieSuppleOfficial
    @LaurieSuppleOfficial 6 років тому +1

    Money Money Man - dunkey

  • @tevinssj7609
    @tevinssj7609 7 років тому +13

    We need a Chris chan compilationXD

  • @Oceanmachine27
    @Oceanmachine27 5 років тому +1

    One
    Saturday
    Night
    A
    Large
    Salamander
    Withered
    Away
    Into
    A
    *C L E A R* ing

  • @nathangraves
    @nathangraves 7 років тому +15

    Any thoughts on when they play around with the SF sounds on Christmas Nights?
    That's my favorite bit with them improvising.

  • @50blessings13
    @50blessings13 4 роки тому

    JUMPING FLASH

  • @nicknad9165
    @nicknad9165 3 роки тому

    Maybe Chris is thinking of "smutt"

  • @ywnrnf6028
    @ywnrnf6028 6 років тому +1

    Get your Gay...
    -OneyPlays

  • @xifani
    @xifani 5 років тому +3

    If you had a tiny clone of osama bin Laden, would you make it fight to the death with Sonic?

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 2 роки тому

    ha-hoo!

  • @MegaDchamp
    @MegaDchamp 6 років тому

    On the next episode of Oney Memes, Chris discovers the recipe for perfect comedy. But will it make it past the censors? Find out in the next mouth-watering installment of Oney Memes (with friends)

  • @SooperDingo
    @SooperDingo 5 років тому +1

    I'mmmmmm Juuuuulian and IIIIIII'm aaaaa Bruuuuliannnnnnn

  • @ChozoRoldan
    @ChozoRoldan 6 років тому +4

    Is 2:35 - 2:55 animated anywhere? I know it’s only 20 seconds but I wanna see that animated haha

  • @creaturehands
    @creaturehands 7 років тому +5

    This is very funneh xD

  • @thaddeushause9939
    @thaddeushause9939 6 років тому +2

    H A H O O

  • @schooper
    @schooper 5 років тому +1

    Fetch the pepprt

  • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
    @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 2 роки тому +1

    Uhh, Chris is - uhh... mmm...

  • @Izzy_G1
    @Izzy_G1 2 роки тому +2

    7:08 LOL what was that sound😂